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Have some zombies. They're Japanese.

>> No.361381
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oh hey, long time no see

>> No.361388
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>>361373
MOM?! DAD?!

>> No.361389
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>>361373
>Have some zombies. They're Japanese.

>> No.361398

Oh God those eyes...

>> No.361397

>>361389
>raymoo stares into your soul

>> No.361401
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>>361373

Zombie Extermination Time!

>> No.361402

i loled heartily

well played anon

>> No.361403

>>361389

those eyes... unsee i can't

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361405

lol wut?

>> No.361407
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Zombies meet Guitar Wolf

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>>361397

>> No.361433

>>361424
stop that ಠ_ಠ

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>>361424

>> No.361472

>>361424

SHES ALREADY DEAD, FIRE WILL DO NOTHING.

>> No.361494

>>361440

Do not set zombies on fire, else you'll still have a zombie following you. Just now it's on fire and probably smells awful.

>> No.361513

>>361494
Don't forget to mention the smoke will turn into rain clouds, then rain on graveyard. Thus giving you more zombies to worry about.

>> No.361528

>>361373

I love that movie.

The ending was anticlimatic, though.

>> No.361534

>>361494
the only way fire can be effective against a zombie is if it incinerates them instantly. you would be better off using something with concussive force, like a grenade detonated fire extinguisher.

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>>361534

Grenades you say? lemme introduce you to a friend of mine...

>> No.361554

>>361534
They're not useful either. You need to destroy the brain or sever the head to kill a zombie. Grenades and anything flame related is shit. Get a good crowbar instead.

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>>361534

Rawket Lawnchair?

>> No.361591

>>361554
Blunt weapons are always good agianst zombies. no ammo to worry about, except for getting too tired to swing your hammer. thats the problem with all melee weapons.

>>361566
'Nades and rockets are only good against zombies grouped together, for a single zombie, go with a high calibur pistol or melee weapon.

To really survive dragons, find a tank or something else that zombies cannot impenitrate and turtle down. this has the potential to bad end, but its probably your best bet.

>> No.361596

>>361591
Dragons. blech. I meant zombies. Nothing man has built could fend off mass dragon attacks.

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>>361591

?

>> No.361613

>>361601
Radiation won't hurt zombies. Only the blast and the heat from it will hurt them.

>> No.361624

>>361596
Considering Dragons are nothing more than larger flying alligators, I'd say any good helicopter, tank, or high powered gun could rape the shit out of a dragon.

Against the military might of man, Dragons would be nothing. A small squad of other humans would be more deadly.

>> No.361641

>>361601
i suppose nukes would be good, but same problem with grenades. you have to make sure the zombies are good and contained within the blast zone or your just wasting good fission materials.

www.hardcorepawn.com/zombie3/

>> No.361657

>>361624
what about whole flights of dragons? I can imagine the dragons having better maneuverability, while jets would have speed. maybe too much speed. helecopters would get owned by the more maneuverable dragons.

>> No.361664

>>361373
Epic movie.

>> No.361680

>>361641

That little java game is SO cool.

But spring, can love bloom on the battl- wait. I asked that already, didn't I? Wait. What happened to that thread? Am I going crazy? Spring? SPRING! Oh god. I can't hear the music anymore.

>> No.361688

>>361657
Helicopters are built for maneuverability.

A dragon wouldn't last for long at all against a mounted gun, and missiles would just be overkill.

>> No.361736

>>361680
When I'm around, love can bloom anywhere. Also, that thread was deleted, your not crazy. at least, not yet.

>>361688
ok, ok. hold up now. are these D&D dragons, or Japanese myth dragons or what? we need to specify which breed of giant lizard we are talking about here. also, if they are sentient or not, as well as if they have any magical abilities.

>> No.361747

>>361736
Japanese dragons are sentient. Always.

>> No.361772

>>361736

Hgkahyawqyds- Wait, really? Thats cool then. But then if thats the case, I have something to admit to you, spring.

>> No.361815

>>361772
Oh? what might that be?

>> No.361849
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>>361815

SPRING IS HERE! YEEEAAAHHHH~!

>> No.361851

>>361849
Fuck yeah!!!!

ok, so maybe I'll lay off the lousy weather.

>> No.361852

>>361736
>>361772
>>361815
>>361849
Same person, different tripcode.

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>>361852

Close, anon. But you have to include youself in that as well. See, I'm actually Alice and I'm controlling all these little dolls all throughout the house at their own computers so to make 4chan seem like more then just one person.

So ronery.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>> No.361890

>>361852
And I am actually Xenu, and I am attempting to build a terrestrial army to attack my hated nemisis, the blasted Church of Scientology! Curse them for enlightening the masses, one dollar at a time!

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>> No.361896

>>361890

Man, I thought you where cool Spring.
Why you have to go and get involved in that scientology BS?

>> No.361909

>>361896
I was cool? this is news to me. also, I think you need to get your scarcasm detector fixed.

>> No.361916

>>361909

That's the point. Even mentioning it is pretty lame.

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361927

>cool
>4chan
>/jp/

...

I'm sorry, Spring, I couldn't resist.

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>>361927

>> No.361970

>>361932

Surprised brook?

>> No.361976

>>361970
and another word for brook is...

or you could cheat and read the filename.

>> No.361995

>>361976

Oh, oh, I got this.

Small flowing body of water.

>> No.362004
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>>361976
Lake!
Snakewater!
The Atlantic Ocean!

>> No.362005

>>361976
Oh, oh, let me get out my thesaurus.

>brook
>Part of Speech: noun
>Definition: stream
>Synonyms: beck, branch, burn, creek, rill, rindle, river, rivulet, run, runnel, streamlet, watercourse
>Notes: a stream is smaller than a river, a creek is smaller than a stream but larger than a brook; stream, brook, creek, and rivulet are applied interchangeably to any small river

>> No.362011

>>362005
>>362004
>>361995
>>361976
>>361970
>>361932

I love /jp/

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>>362005
...

>> No.362018

>>362004
>lake

I don't remember killing anonymous lately, so...

>> No.362023

>>361932

BEACH!

>> No.362025

>>362005
the funny part is that this is the actual thesaurus entry.

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>>361932

OH!

Thats Letty after spring comes!

>> No.362046

oh, I'm gonna miss you guys when I get banned for doing this kinda stuff.

>> No.362048

>>362039
For some reason this post made me want to see R#34 on Spring.

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>>362048
ok. I don't normally post these kind of pics.

>> No.362066

>>362059
Okay I lol'd.

/r/ Spring coming all over Lily.

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>>362066

>> No.362075

>>362071

Fuck. I lol'ed.

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