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I love Tewi but I'd never take her to a public place on a date. I'd just end up in jail.

>>3604028
I would not date Tewi. I'd instead go on a date with Reisen. The poor girl could use some relaxation.

>>3604039
tewi's special ability will make it so you don't get jailed

>>3604046
But when she starts screaming "HELP! CHILD MOLESTER! KIDNAPPER! RAPIST!" just for kicks I don't think I'd make it past many police.

>>3604046
Just wait until she lures you in a hotel, she will make you so hot and then just disappear and you are left hard as a rock and desperate.

>>3604051

That would hardly rattle me. If she started throwing a temper tantrum in public around police, I would merely brush it off, and say, "I'm very sorry for the behavior of my daughter. As you can see, these ascheming white women are always saddling up upstanding black males like myself with children who do not want us around. I deeply apologize."

>>3604057
luckily some guy did the same with his partner and she is desperate for a man to satisfy her

>>3604061
That would gain Tewi's respect, but I don't think you want her thinking of you as a worthy foe.

>>3604028

Yes, for the 600th time.

>>3604061
>ascheming

>>3604067

Perhaps, you may be right.

But in my humble opinion, I do not think it would be as tremendously bad for my psyche as you imply.
Women play mind games and attempt to trick men all the time.
This is hardly news to me. It just so happens that this particular one has floppy ears and looks like a little girl for some reason.

>>3604081

I have no idea how that A got there.

>>3604087
You probably started off typing accursed and then switched it to scheming mid-thought.

>>3604087
Seems like a cool fusion of ashaming and scheming.

>>3604087
?

Sounds like fun.

>>3604135
Where will you take her? You better have something good planned or she will steal your money and run away.

I'd take her to the petting zoo.

>>3604028
I would, she seems like a fun girl. Sure, it might end badly, but I'd be willing to take that chance.

I'll take her to a magician's show. If she loves tricks, then a magician would be right up her alley, right?

>>3604025
plz stop spammin ur poopy board on anon†alk.com ok its not funny anymore many big thankz and hugz from tinyloli <3

>>3604084
You're underestimating Tewi's ability to injure or even maim.

>>3604171

>inferring that ordinary women cannot injure or maim you

I'll take the risk.

>>3604152
And after the first few platonic dates are done it is off to Las Vegas to use my goddess of luck to the fullest.

>>3604178
They only have about 60% of the average man's strength.
Bare handed the odds of getting hurt seem low.

I'd take her to get Popsicles.

"Holy shit a talking rabbit"

>>3604023
plz stop spammin ur poopy board on anon†alk.com ok its not funny anymore many big thankz and hugz from tinyloli <3

>>3604171
There's actually a pitfall surrounding that obvious trap.

Tewi has the cutest ass.

>>3604225

>>3604171

Once under there with her I'd simply say, "you don't seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you
you're locked in here with me!"

>>3604269
And then the cartoon cutout would fall over.