/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>36010716
You have to drink ALL the wine, guys!

>>36010716
but I don't like wine?

>>36010716
Stupid goat's fur probably smells like wine

>>36010716
How old is she?

>>36010738
Great, isn't it?

I want a lilim sandwich.

Evil foxes make for the best housewives.

I want to wake up in some old hags house

Breed dragons

Being a cheshire cat's trad-husband!

What's the kind of monstergirl that would immediately fall head over heels for a man and melt in their presence?

>>36010841
very old ones who haven't been outside in decades or more

>>36010841
every slime

I want to meet up with a bunch of monster girls at a glory hole and play pregnancy roulette.

>>36010833
Is that like Amazon's tradhusband or what?

>>36010770
I want a Kiki to make me a sandwich.

>>36010870
Being a tradhusband to a Cheshire means being the straightman in the comedy duo.

>>36010770
Imagine getting to lick their assholes and taste their pussies every day.
Imagine getting to shove your tongue into their mouths in deep, passionate kisses.
Imagine getting the exclusive right to breed the daughters of the demon lord 24/7.
Imagine getting to grab them by their horns and pound their asses into the ground as you fuck their pussies into submission.
Imagine getting to rape their sensitive spade tails.
Imagine getting to grope their voluptuous breasts and pinch their milky nipples.
Imagine getting to interlock your fingers with theirs as you hold hands together, walking down the street, with their heads nuzzled up against your neck

>>36010885
I can't be a straightman because I ain't a straight man

>>36010922
i want the blueberry milk

>>36010841
Lilims

Prove me wrong

>>36010841
I'd melt in her arms and fall head over heals for her everyday when I see this smile of pure happiness on her face holding the egg of our daughteru

>>36011049
Okay but what about her

If you and your wife lived with her sister (who is single but not romantically into you, for now at least) would you cook for her too?

>>36011079
Yeah I guess. Makes a good impression and you'd want to keep the family in good terms.

>>36011056
Haha oops! I can't stop thinking about making my black harpy wife happy and putting a smile on her face. She gets extra lovey dovey during mating season. So cute!! I reward her with lots of kisses and hopefully, God willing, a daughteru!

>>36011079
Of course. I love cooking and one extra head wouldn't be a problem. I'm sure she would find her man soon or later and move out. Until then i look after her. Wife doesn't mind it either.

>>36010716

>>36011135
purple tongues are good

>>36011135
can ghosts give birth?

>>36011166
Yes

https://files.catbox.moe/dltymf.png

>>36011189
damn dude, you got me. i'm so mad and such

>>36011214
What?

How do I wake up a dormouse? I tried everything from kissing to creampies and she’s still sleeping

i like demons better than angles

>>36011251
Leave her alone at the house without telling her where you're going. She'll track you down, so that she can fall asleep in your arms

>>36011311
Does she really need her claws to draw?

Why do you want to become a sex slave?

>>36011189
Fuck off

Why do hags show off so much skin? Especially when they don't even bother to work out that much? You're supposed to get beach body ready before summer

>>36011399
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!

>>36011399
why, because their clock is ticking and they need someone

remember anon, don't go near weird vans

>>36011421
Gentlemen, it's a nuclear device. Time is running out.

>>36011506
>cursed nuke hag holds an order city hostage by threatening to go off if she isn't given a man

Don't forget to leave home without a pocket Yeti!

>>36011421
But do hags really have to try hitting on younger boys? It's so strange. Their advances would be unwelcome surely.

>>36011577
I'd gladly would have married a hag

>>36011577
i don't know a lot of eligible methuselahs

>>36011574
>at work
>feel a little sad
>put finger in shirt pocket
>feel tiny yeti hug
>get the energy of 1000 men

>>36011577
you telling me you would have ignored this, if you were a young boy?

>>36011638
What good are some flabby hags?

>>36011649
I am sorry, that you are gay anon, but let me explain. Imagine all that woman on you

>>36011638
Yukari is a rapist and men who were almost her victims or victims of other monsters need to speak out on monster-on-human-male rape.
Please, speak out about it, please, bring awareness.

Would a Lamia need heat lamps around their house?

>>36011689
>defense attorney is visibly turned on and asking for more details as you point to places on a doll where the old snake touched you

>>36011676
All that useless meat on her breasts, thighs, and that muffin top just speak of a lady who's a has been. Additionally, preying on men younger than her by several (hundred) years is unbecoming.

Something needs to be done about this hag problem!

>>36011757
>All that useless meat on her breasts, thighs, and that muffin top
tell me how I know you are a filthy bahpo slut and if they is a problem, then just let them get hubbies as soon a possible and there, no more single hags

>>36010841
Why is she so perfect?
I'd commit to a life of farming just to have merino

>>36011753
>the doll is also horny listening to what you are saying as well getting ready to rape you too

This may sound (and probably is) retarded, but ever since i finished reading Magus's Anon long ass story i feel kind of empty regarding MGE stuff
Waiting for new chapters and figuring out where the story would go next was actually great, as someone who gets the most enjoyment out of MGE by reading now i can't fill the gap even if there's some new pretty good writers that have come out since then like Legitwho
It's unrealistic to hope for it but i hope down the line another big serie like that eventually pops out
In the meanwhile if Magus is among us, looking forward to the alternate ending whenever it gets done and thanks for the work put into the setting

>>36011703
You're their heat lamp

>>36011757
I will find them!
I will capture them!
And no one will ever be raped again!

>>36011864
I got you a gift

>>36011873
just gonna close that gift box

>>36011873
That's a big vampire.

>>36011897
4u

>>36011873
>>36011897
Big vampires need big ball gags. Don't wanna get bittin by sum dang hag.

>>36011873
The best kind of gift.

I want a penguin to keep me warm

>>36011873
>"Ha ha! I have decided to spoil you today with a taste of a more 'mature' flavor my favorite servant."
>"I must say I cut as regal a figure in this form as much as I do in my more normal form don't I?"

remember to always say thanks to your rapists for saving you from a life of loneliness

>>36011638
You have no idea how dense I was before I turned 25.

Gentlemen, I've dumped a vat of catnip in the local Jinko apartment building for science.

Everyone talks about riding on a centaur's back, but what about riding an Ushi's back?

>>36011990
>anon can't hear her as he just has the words "must breed" in his head
>>36012034
you call that an experiment, I just sent my local hags pics of empty egg cartons and my location. I also tied myself up very well as well entered a maze with puzzles to solve to see how smart the hags are

>Little too good at hide and seek
>Neighbor hellhound girl thought I was trying to ditch her
>Even though I was hiding in an abandoned trapdoor ushi-oni hole
>Get dragged all the way to her bedroom but her mom calls her down for something
How do I calm her down so she doesn't beat me up?

>>36012106
>abandoned
umm

>>36012106
no hiding from that nose

>>36012106
Roll her onto her back, flip her shirt up and rub her belly.

I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go
Walkin' with a dead man
I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go
Walkin' with a dead man over my shoulder
Don't run away it's only me

>>36010716

>>36011990
She's full of charisma, yes.

>>36012132
she really needs to stop gripping the walls like that. between that and buying her custom made bras, im broke

>>36012140
Who are those foxes?

>>36012126
also works great on shogs

>>36010825
but I don't want to I want to destroy the sky

>>36012181
From left to right: Kaga, Amagi, and Kaga, as portrayed in the mobile game Azur Lane

>>36012201
make up your mind

Tight muscular ogre pussy>Any other flabby loose monster pussy

>>36012063
Anyone who isn't thinking that has something wrong with them.

>>36012147
Quite full of it.
praise her, she has earned it!

>>36012218
I did I decided that I want to destroy the sky

>>36012224
Anything for the mistress of the mansion.

Belly rubs are a surefire way to insta-loss canine and feline girls. Though be warned, in the case of the latter, the perk that unlocks belly rubs doesn't come until you've advanced your relationship with her. Whereas with canine girls, belly rubs are automatically unlocked when the two of you because a couple.

It's also important to note that for higher leveled species like hellhounds; the insta-loss effect of belly rubs only lasts as long as you can keep it up. The moment you stop, the effect wears off, and she'll seek revenge on you... sexual revenge.

Fk hell dogs, learn already that rape is bad!

>>36012239
If my hands get tired can I just rub my dick against their stomach to insta-loss them?

>>36012274
No, touching a monster with your dick like that in a provocative manner doesn't insta-loss them. It insta-losses you! It guarantees immediate rape

>>36011638
>>36011689
There needs to be more mge touhou

Clueless knights invade a monster girl area.

Is helltaker still a thing or did everyone move on?

>>36012354
what's to talk about that hasn't already been said? i like chicks in suits.

>>36012326
>mg brothel
whats the point? any single guy would be snatched up in the streets before they can get close. buffet is the only way to stay in business

I need a dark mage tall enough to do this without turning me into a shota.

>>36012354
it's okay, but you basically need to headcanon romance into it because of how mean everyone is in the game/comics

>>36010716

>>36012417
Any dark mage can use the loophole in your reasoning by increasing their own size instead.

I love yetis so much.

>>36012621
they love you

>>36012638
Is this a diagram from Druella's sex ed book?

>>36012659
you do know what they say, those who can't do, teach

Reject yetis, embrace whitehorns

>>36012659
drew it herself

>>36012659
i like the pop-up book part where you move the paper tabs and they start fucking

>>36011689
Get off the computer, Yukari. We know you get less action than Kanako

>>36011797
>it's a fumo doll

>>36010716

>>36012697
A white horn is fine too.

>>36012722
how do get less action than zero?

>>36012697
only winter ladies i would settle for are whitehorns, wendis and tsuraras

I can't stand the cold, I like the heat better

>>36012806
Good thing global warming is gonna make you more happy, then.

>>36012824
Its funny you should mention that...

>>36012833
NTA but why?

>>36010716

>>36012868
Who dis?

the civilized p'orc

>>36012806
Fuck you and fuck the heat
>To cool down you have to turn the air conditioning up paying more in your electric bill
>You can only take so much clothes off before you're naked
>Fans, fans, fans all the time all over the damn place
>Can't cuddle due to it being too hot unless you want a giant sweat spot on the bed
>Constantly sweating all the time
Meanwhile if it's cold and you easily warm yourself up and be comfy
>Can lower the heat for bed time and just wrap yourself under thick comfy blankets
>Can cuddle with your significant other keeping even warmer and comfier
>Can always just wear more layers/thicker clothes for warmth
>Not constantly sweating all the time
get fucked heatfag

>>36012916
someone can't stand the heat

>>36012856
Things are gonna get chily

>>36012912
Gimme them soft, civilized porcs

>>36012958
why? if the world is heating then why would it get colder?

>>36012916
It doesn't even GET cool where I live. Maybe a few degrees but that's it.

versatile slime
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/91836654

>>36012967
I think current models actually predict a Deep Freeze (which is still bad btw) due to breakdowns in air and water currents.

>>36012806
Based and same

>>36012912
I want to put all the porcs in cute dresses

>>36012967
the thermohaline circulation spreads warm water around the world and makes Europe and North America warmer than they would be for their latitude. heating of the oceans can stop these currents and cause significant cooling at high latitudes

>>36013063
So we just need to make it even warmer, got it.

>>36013042
I love the Sailor Hams!
>Honey
>Jamon
>Smithfield
>Capicola
>Black Forest
They’re all so cute in their uniforms!

>>36010841
Elves are naturally horny.

>>36013146
give proof

>>36012371
Old Mama San Tanuki is beside herself, she thought it would be a great idea to open a brothel after the portals opened. Every man she contacted to come work for her never showed up, abducted as soon as they set foot across the portals. She has tried hiring guards, and they end up abducting the men themselves. Until one day, anon cluelessly stumbles inside her parlors doors wanting a drink.

>>36013150

>>36013152
>Need a job to the rent
>hear of Old Mamas bar, weird name for a bar but I heard they needed some people and I am people
>Go to the address, it's a shabby old bar with a single old tanuki drinking herself into a stupor and with all the bottles around, it would it wasn't a rare occuence
>I go over to that drunk tanuki and tell her I am here for the job

>>36013171
That's just one elf, I need at least two more pieces of proof that elves are horny

>>36013238

>>36013238

>>36013150
Just trust me.

>>36013244
>>36013259
but why are they so horny? aren't they supposed to be above all that

>>36013268
Being above all for centuries mean you have the sexual frustration and jealousy of centuries.

>>36013268
it's in their nature. A better question is showing proof of an elf that's NOT horny

beware of the shorties

>>36013268
i'm sure some of them can hang in there but you also end up with such powderkegs as the elven wet nurse, who at times goes decades or centuries without any release.
it's the sort of things holsts whisper about in dark rooms with hushed tones.

According to elven law, if you witness an elf bathing in a river you must marry her.

>>36013372
what if she sees me bathing instead?

>>36013372
b-but every river in elven territory has a bunch of elves in it! just waiting for some poor boy to snap up

>>36013353
No anon, they would beware as they are going to get mating pressed and impregnated.

>>36011255
I am a sucker for angels cosplaying as devils and devils cosplaying as angels

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead remember that pai loli baphos are the best baphos

>>36013259
I'm going to fuck the elf

>>36013406
wtf

>>36013384
just walk around blindfolded, I am sure no elf will take advantage of you

>>36013400
>hellhound can only watch in horny horror as her manticore friend gets obliterated by anon
>she tries to tip toe away to save her womb
>she feels a grip on her ankle and slowly looks to anon's smug face
>she can only shriek a "kyaaaa..." as she gets dragged away to join her filled up friend
shorties need to be reminded their weaker than their normal sized sisters

>>36013411
preach it brother

>>36013428
This is the fatal flaw of shortstacks.
They don't just lose height, they lose strength.

>>36013434
Ay Caramba

>>36013428
ought to at least stare her in the eye while you lean over her and jab yourself with 2-3 borrowed manticore spines

>>36010716

>>36013451
god help us when you find a picture you like because we're stuck seeing it for at least the next 6 months.

Would this thread like a player on the /jp/ football team? You can suggest a meme/mascot to play if you'd like, there's not really anything that fits that's currently on the team, but a yes or no will be enough for the roster spot and I can figure it out from there

>>36013466
Probably a Yeti, it would be simple enough to get going.

>>36013446
>anon wall slams hellhound
>"Condoms? Where we're going..."
>anon proceeds to show his concealed hand that looks like a pin cushion
>"...we don't need condoms."
these shorties are lucky anon has a good heart and gives after sex cuddles

>>36013466
>but a yes or no will be enough for the roster spot
yes

Silly little demon girl next door wants to be a lawyer just like her mom, isn't that cute?

>>36013475
Those pair are going to be cumflated and ahegoing by the end.
Shortstacks are for intense breeding.

>>36010716

>>36013372
How many laws do they have anyway?

One day I want to be a monster girl waifufag.

>>36013524
why cant that day be today?

>>36013428
>she tries to tip toe away to save her womb
That's the least believable thing I've read all day, and I've been browsing /x/.

shorties

>>36013595
pocket flamethrower

>>36013595
Remember, their chests are their weakpoint.

>>36013595
must be de-smugged before it's too late

>>36011898
stigmatajob?

Witches are sick

>>36013673
in the head.

>>36013673
witches are nerds

>>36013683
and nerds must be bred

>>36013688
>t. witch

>>36013688
Motherfucker I ain't nobody's onii-chan

>>36011842
Yeah, I get that. Waiting for the next chapter had a way of keeping your attention that waiting for a one-off doesn't

Trouble sleeping? Need me to read you a bedtime story?

>>36013744
Yes, I want a bedtime story, gazer chan!

>>36013744
>Implying gazer-chan wouldn't just tell the story of the monster girl who wanted anon to wear a condom to mess with you

gazers are sexy

>>36013747
Very well. Here begins our tale.
>The empire, long divided, must unite; long united, must divide. Thus it has ever been.
>In the closing years of the Zhou dynasty, seven kingdoms warred among themselves until the kingdom of Qin prevailed and absorbed the other six.
>But Qin soon fell, and on its ruins two opposing kingdoms, Chu and Han, fought for mastery until the kingdom of Han prevailed and absorbed its rival, as Qin had done before.
>The Han court's rise to power began when the Supreme Ancestor slew a white serpent, inspiring an uprising that ended with Han's ruling a unified Empire.
>Two hundred years later, after Wang Mang's usurpation, Emperor Guang Wu restored the dynasty, and Han emperors ruled for another two hundred years down to the reign of Xian, after whom the realm split into three kingdoms.

>>36013911
looking a little jaundiced in the eyes there. kind of like it

Lil' sandworm!

Say something nice to her

>>36013957
I liked killing a bunch of you in Zelda games.

Beware the fit ones.
They can just keep going... and going... and going...

>>36013911
eh

>>36013921
wow, gazer chan. you old

>>36013974
That's very mean

>>36013975
don't fear them if you are fit as well

>>36013957
shes a cute

>>36013466
do a gazer

>>36013975
You're suppose to like the rape, sweetie. It's sexist and anti-monster if you deny them for it.

>>36013921
Chinese stuff is boring, tell me about the wacky stuff happening in the middle east!

Raid Boss of the week in a monstergirl multiplayer game.

>>36013986
It's just a book
>>36014088
The season isn't right for the story of Exodus. Try in the springtime.

>>36014066
>It's sexist and anti-monster
now that makes not like rape and rather not even want anything to do with monsters so I can get raped harder

>>36014094
So the raid boss is a married couple? Must cause a lot of psychological damage on the single mgs

>>36010716

>>36014112
>married couple raid boss
>they keep buffing and healing each other while comboing attacks
>they can only be beaten if both are KO'd near the same time
>their dying cry is for each other



>single mgs proceed to go apeshit over how "men arent that strong!"

>>36014181
>hear that monsters think men are weak
>get a fire in my heart to prove them wrong
>lift, lift, lift, eat, sleep
>just nonstop until I can bend an axel into a balloon animal with ease and can lift a mountain with my dick
>then issue a challenge to the strongest monsters so I can show the world men aren't weak
>abloustely crush them in the lifting competition
>They ask why I did it, because a bunch of neet monsters thought that men are weak

>>36013451
>he could have bred miia and her mother and knocked them up at the same time
>could have raised a big snek family
>he didn't

This says a lot about society

>>36013673
Witches are for fucking in the butt until they have enough mana saved to summon terrifying entities from beyond the veil which you can also fuck in the butt.

>>36010716
I think it's the colour scheme being corrupted by the 'wine aunt' meme, but all I think about when I look at these is Marine-chan.
>Captcha
>KYSDX
t-take it easy i'm not vtuber posting, it's just an observation

>>36011757
>Something needs to be done about this hag problem!
I agree. We should sacrifice one man to every two hags, thereby cutting down the population by a factor of two. I know it's a cruel policy of attrition. Therefor, I will nominate myself as first sacrifice.

>>36014181
>>36014261
Don’t some monsters turn their husbands into superpowerful demigods of sorts because of the mamono mana?

>>36014407
or shotas

>>36014406
no, it should be a man for every three hags, and I will go first because I am their prime target, a young fit boy that's very innocent and naive

>>36014407
yes. you think single extremist, desperate single neet hags know or care about that though?

>>36013673
Please no, I'm too unpopular. I don't want witches to do kickflips over me on their brooms and call me a nerd.

>>36014450
>three hags
Clearly too many, you only have two eyes, two ears, one dick and one tongue.

>>36014508
no, it isn't too many because hags are always quickshots or semen demons. In the latter case, I can hold out for quite a time due to being young

>>36014407
All Incubi technically have that potential but are too sex focused to realize that power is only a few steps away, the utter fools.

>>36014606
Power is like wealth, if you don't use it, it's worthless. When you have all you want, what good is power? To protect it? It's the power of love, baby.

>>36014406
I'll volunteer. All I need are a pair of straitjackets and some gags.

>>36014658
Power is its own reward, you dork. It's fun to have and fun to gain.

>>36014606
>you see a guy at the gym whose muscles have muscles have muscles have muscles, you're pretty sure you've seen gigachad edits that are less built than this guy
>he walks over to the bench, loads every weight he can find onto the bar, and benches it one-handed
>you work up the courage to ask what ungodly routine he must be on to get such monstrous gains
>turns out his minotaur wife has a hidden submissive streak, but refuses to admit to it unless forced physically

>>36014707
So this is that naive thing called "human". Hoe comically misguided. How adorably pathetic.

WOWOWOW!

>>36014743
Maybe if you had two eyes like an actually attractive monster you'd be able to type your words correctly.

>>36014789
Sleep is important.

https://mobile.twitter.com/WLPER_R4G/status/1424604354120716289/photo/1

>>36014716
>turns out his minotaur wife has a hidden submissive streak, but refuses to admit to it unless forced physically
Does she make her husband dress like a matador or bull rider?

>>36014948
depends if she is Spanish or American

>>36014948
Where does he put the banderillas to weaken her?

>1) Bogey / November 16, 2020
Bros...

You WILL live in the pod.
You WILL eat the sludge.
You WILL like it.

>>36015063
It's ogre, in both senses.

>>36015066
Pod? Sludge?

>>36015131

>>36015212
The fact is that I don't understand it

>>36015212
>pegging
Out

>>36015249
>>pegging
I see a monster drowning someone

Breed the oni
Red > Blue

Two noodles chillin after a brawl

>>36015447
Are there any other colors?

>>36015542
I am more scared of the one with closed eyes

>Drown, boy. Drown in titties! Kyahahaha~

>>36015628
gladly, but may I ask for ass as well

>The Order Heroine contemplating life and past choices before the final battle against the monster Lord's begin

>>36015662
>The monster lord is just getting annoyed she's taking so long
>"Come on girl, I've got plans you know. I haven't fucked my husband in like 2 hours now."

>>36015662
>"Who the fuck parked their whale in the sky?"

was wondering when some of that was gonna come and some newfags took the bait

>>36015563
She tries to look professional
Though like her mom she's unpredictable

>>36015662
>>36015681
I bet there's the 2000s anime logic/cliches where she goes to flash backs of her galavanting and messing around withuh comrades. And lend me le strength. And power of friendship monologues.

>>36015761
I wonder if Lilims or the demon lord ever get tiered of hearing those.
>"Oh, you're never gonna give up since your friends believe in you? Yeah, they're getting fucked in the next room over, calm your tits."
>"You made a promise when you were a kid. That's... cute I guess. Kind of cliché."
>"Yes, yes. I know they believe in you and their strength live on in you. Look, do you want to fight or can II get some tea while you're at it?"
>"Ugh, you're only realizing now that he loved you? Lady, you're head as thick as my thighs."

>>36015788
>I wonder if Lilims or the demon lord ever get tiered of hearing those.
They probably spout them just as often.

>>36015549
Genki Yellow!

>>36015807
>Lilim and Heroine and fighting
>They both start getting dramatic about fighting for their friends and their loved ones
>The Lilims husband just sits there is slight embarrassment
>The Heroines soon-to-be-BF is just confused as hell and goes "You could have told me this at any other point..." under his breath.

>>36015788
>You made a promise when you were a kid.
What most hero(ines) don't realize is that this just makes them prime bait for Lilim Matchmaking Services™

>>36015846
Egyptian Cat Girls would have such an attitude, they'd expect you to worship them the moment you met.

>>36015807
>>36015843
>Lilim and Heroine start fighting
>fight devolves into them yelling at each other about how much better their bf is than the others
>the respected bfs in question are sitting on the side blushing like crazy

>>36015846
>Feeding the female hero you're adventuring with lies that saying something like that will distract the Lilim and then reaping the ensuing encounter's benefits

>>36015875
I'd just offer him some soda or beer.

>>36015875
>>36015981
>heroine and lillim are getting dramatic and spouting off the cheesiest drivel you've ever heard
>their males are sitting in a corner getting drunk and laughing their asses off at the spectacle, with the occasional heckling, catcalls and wolf whistles

>>36010716
>Though melancholic, their beautiful wailing arouses carnal desire in men soon after resurrection when a man's capacity for thought is shaky, directing his unsettled consciousness at the banshee.
LITERALLY. MIND. CONTROL.
Where's a paladin when you need one? These monster girls need to be wiped out.

>>36016507
>You are resurrected
>also You get a hot scene-girl/emo waifu
oh no, how terrible. Help me orderman I'm getting brainwashed aaaaaah

>>36016563
>gets brainwashed by monster girls
>i-it's okay, at least i have a wife now
>gets brainwashed by the state
>i-it's okay, at least im safer and have a higher standard of living now
How deluded can monsterfags be? They're the type to actually spend eternity in a hedonic machine.

36016608
>thinks all monster girls offer is sex, and not companionship, familly and loyalty
>thinks state that offers a dick up the ass and mandatory medical experiments is comparable
Kek, nice bait

>>36016374
>not husbands
I shiggy diggy

>>36016374
>heroine's husband is leaving the house
>"Honey, I'm going to meet up with Jeff for a few beers."
>"Why are You meeting with that Lilim whore's husband again?"
>"Cmon, You guys apologized to each other already. You should both come with us once in a while, You will definitely be friends."
>he fluffs her tail and leaves

Take the poltpill

Hello, how you guys doing? Sorry about being a little slow on this one, life got in the way. Just a short story here about a Papipaladin and a Dark Moth being a nuisance. Renowned monster"slayer" Gerard comes in to solve the problem in an unpredictable way. (Story contains no Gerard, and the monster layer joke isn't actually relevant until partway through. The solution is very predictable.) As always, comments and criticisms are more than welcome, I hope you enjoy it and I hope it finds you all well.

If I had pictures to post of amazonian valkyrie tier mothgirls and papillons, I would.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33134128
https://penywisebin.wordpress.com/2021/08/09/autumn-spring-knights/

>>36016922
nice, thanks for the fresh read

>>36016922
>If I had pictures to post of amazonian valkyrie tier mothgirls and papillons,
Moth
Mothra
Mothest

>>36016947
Oh, I forgot aboutthat one.

Monster girls don't have casual sex.
They have competitive sex.

>>36016980
>being a monsters husband when she is challenged to a sex battle.
Your gunna be bone dry in less than aj hour.

>>36016980
>>36017054
>mino, oni, ogre, hellhound and ushi sign up for a sex competition
>small squeak of fear from their husbands

Hello, yes, I would like a moment of your time.
>Oni abs
That is all.

Big fat spoiders

>>36017350
Damn girl whachoo doin' with all dat junk in yo trunk?

Remember, the best combo of monster twins is a soft, THICK twin and a buff, muscled twin.

>when anon is struggling in waist high snow

>>36017730
I've never struggled in snow deeper than up to my thighs.

>>36017730
I wanna brush a whitehorn's fur

>>36017730
I want a really sweetie of a white horn with massive breasts.
The sort of girl that makes you cookies on a whim, always greets you with a smile, and even asks if you need anything while you're doing chores.
She also fantasizes about getting plowed by you out in the open and has a half dozen other fantasies.

>>36012738
>the Ice Queen is silent the whole time
cute

Good morning, worms. Hehehehe.

I'm gonna breed onis and nobody can stop me!

>>36018081
Why hello there, Ms. Many Eyes.

>>36018113
>Implying anyone would want to stop you

>>36018237
only yucky lolis would try to stop you from breeding the big, attractive girls

>>36018332
Jokes on them, I'd breed them both

remember the older they are, the more trustworthy they are

>>36018113
I'm breeding this, whatever it is.

>>36018481
Well yes, Ms. Wight is ancient and she's very trust worthy.

>>36018568
Just don't accidentally eat her pudding or she'll give you a hug you'll never forget

>>36018481
and the bigger they are, too
big girls don't need to deceive men, they just take them if they want them
a very big hag is the most trustworthy and also most attractive of the monsters
god I want to snuggle with one

>>36018661
I can't imagine what accent that Cheshire has, she doesn't seem to be a Brit.

>this one is going down your pants anon

>>36018855
I'm ok with this.

>>36017809
This guy sure enjoys losing to his Ice Queen wife

>>36018978
He was about to leave then the Ice Queen uses her powers to make him slip on top of her >>36012738

>>36018832
She has the Tommy Waisou accent

>>36018720
I already ate all her pudding and I will do it again.
She will never be able to stop me!

>>36018832
>oi, do you sell fishos?
>bee-u-ih-ful...

>>36019008
Wait I read it wrong. The Ice Queen was disappointed she only got to hug him on the first day so she started using her ice magic to make him literally fall on her on the next days.

>>36019011
>I did naht rape him, I did nahhht

>>36018722
I want to be sat on a very big hags lap and get some head pats as well getting called a good boy

>>36016980
I’m honestly surprised we haven’t had any sex olympics stories

Bunyip of thr swamp I require relationship advice

>>36013238

>>36019792

>>36019760
I'd pay to get that.

>>36019853
t. Ocelomeh

>>36019870
Ocelomeh in the sex Olympics would be great. Naked fighting with demon silver weapons with a ritualistic end of them fucking their husband or opponent if they are single.

>>36018832
It's called brain damaged.

Consider hag Cheshire

>>36019984
explain

>>36010716

>>36020001
Bigger chest and hips, taller than (You), wearing jeans and maybe an apron, her bullying being calmer but more intense like whispering with a sexy voice on your ears etc.

>>36019984
>Consider hag
that's all you fags post about, it's nothing new

>>36010716

>>36019556
>The Ice Queen was disappointed she only got to hug him on the first day so she started using her ice magic to make him literally fall on her on the next days.
Ice Queens are big cuddle sluts! I'm going to give this scoop to Rata-chan!

>>36020069
thank you for that, there might a pic with on e in the future

>>36016922
i definitely won't have time to read this until later but i do look forward to it

>>36020069
>her bullying being calmer but more intense like whispering with a sexy voice on your ears etc
Most of them tend to do that

>>36020137
Yay
>>36020186
F-Fuck

>>36020186
>In Wonderland, everyone enjoys doing things that feel wonderful
You know what feels wonderful? Sticking your fingers in a cheshire cat's mouth!

>>36020265
like smooth, silky sandpaper

>>36010716

what is the more efficient rapist, a hellhound, a Cheshire, or a Ushi oni?

>>36010716

>>36020297
We need more spaghetti spilling angels and dark angels.

>>36020546
I'd join in her that tub, and I wouldn't leave until I was 100% sure her egg(s) had been fertilized

>>36010716

>>36019760
Who even watches olympics anymore?

>>36020179
I hope you enjoy it anon.

Mondays...

I for one won't stand for our young being turned into shitty little brats who only eat hot chip and lie to get into oji-chans pants

>>36015681 >>36015685 >>36015761
Don't respond to the schizo /tg/ human girl/order spammer

>>36021356
>shitty brats
You Fool! By uttering these words you give the mesugaki more than enough power for them to instantloss you.

>>36021356
>>36021390
just ignore them

>>36021348
When you're NEET, every day is beautiful!

Would your waifu help you get in shape? How would she motivate you?

>>36019448
>oi cunt gimme some fishos or else ill glass ya
What a lovely lass

So could a cursed sword be called a cutlass.

>>36021547
Did you mean cutelass?

>>36021388
Look anon, I just wanna make some fun posting about exasperated lilims, even if the first post was a order spammer.

>>36021451
Sex.
Sex.

>>36021564
She might be a cutlass, but she's also a cute-lass.

>>36021587
Cute lass with a cute ass

Are black people interested in MGE and monster girls in general?

>>36021706
Why wouldn't they be?

>>36021706
Kakuens are a thing yes

>>36021706
At least 1 notable waifufag is black

>>36021706
Everyone in this thread is black.

>>36021805
I'm not, I'm proud of my steppe-dwelling, throat-singing heritage.

>>36021706
I'm white, and I wanna facefuck a tanuki

>>36021706
I don't see why not, they're known for destroying anything nice, and monsters are nice.

>>36021805
Weren't black people supposed to be unable to use the internet?

>>36022131
No their racial weakness is the water, they can't swim

>>36021348
mondays are for mofu

>>36022190
did someone say mofu

Did you remember to calibrate your wife today, anon?

>>36022437
no, I like to live on the edge and don't like reading instructions

>finally have monstergirl dream
>pretty sure it was an Anubis, but was in regular clothes and had a very mild and relaxed personality
>very comfy dream with lots of closeness, occasional light kissing
>no lewd
>wake up sad

>>36022437

>>36022461
You can't just lewd an anubis right off the bat. That would be uncouth. You have to do the comfy first.

>>36022497
You can with Apophis venom.

>>36022497
I woke up sad from the comfy, not the no lewd. I should've worded it better but I'm too depressed now.

>>36022190
I'll take a number 9 large, a number 6, two number 45's one with max mofu, a number 7, a large diet soda.

>>36022497
>You can't just lewd an anubis right off the bat.
You can lewd anything off the bat with the right mindset.

So I got told my stories need more worldbuilding, slower pacing, what do you guys think overall?
and more proofreading, but I can't really do much about that, since I lack the time.

>>36022190
>Mofu Mondays
>Tanuki Tuesdays
>Wurm Wranglin’ Wednesdays
>THICC Thursday
>Familiar Fridays (brought to you by the local Sabbath branch)
>Succu Saturdays
>Sunday Nunday

>>36022612
I don't even know who you are man

>>36022497
>anon tries to lewd an Anubis immediately
>she applies the mummy's curse and tickles you
>the pleasure is so intense he came everywhere