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3600672 No.3600672 [Reply] [Original]

What does Patchouli do when the library closes?

>> No.3600679

Why would the library at her own house close?

>> No.3600677

The same thing I do right now.

Masturbating.

>> No.3600685

Browse /jp/ to check her popularity and spam Touhou threads that aren't about her.

>> No.3600716

Sleep. Being a hikikomori and reading all day reduces your metabolism to about nothing. I'd imagine she has very irregular sleeping patterns though.

>> No.3600728

>>3600716
The more I read the more I wish to cuddle her. Is this normal?

>> No.3600734

>>3600728
It's natural. People desire to be (and cuddle) with other people similar to them.

Source: PSY105

>> No.3600738

>>3600734
oh.
I've been having sporadic urges to get molested/raped violently and then go yandere recently, is that normal too?

>> No.3600752

>>3600738
Unfortunately, the damaging psychological disorders caused by the recent onset of the terrifying force called MOE are too new to have been extensively researched and subsequently added to my PSY105 book for me to properly answer your query.

But my gut tells me it's quite normal for a regular Touhou player.

>> No.3600765

>>3600752
PAH.
AND YOU'RE PAYING HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS FOR SUCH A USELESS COURSE? Don't make me laugh.

>> No.3600788

>>3600672
Play the Sims. She wants to pretend she's in our 3-D world.

>> No.3600808
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>>3600672
Fool around with her servant.

>> No.3600817

>>3600788
Does she shlick to 3D men?

>> No.3600839

>>3600672
That's one retarded hat.

>> No.3600844

>>3600788
>>3600817
Patchouli is 2D, so she can only schlick to the same or lower dimensions, just like you can only watch 3D and 2D movies, not 4D or higher.

>>3600808
I do NOT think of Koakuma as Patchouli's servant, but I'd like to know what doujinshi that is. (maybe it's on my HDD, but I haven't browsed through all those yet).

>> No.3600848

>>3600808
source?

>> No.3600859

>>3600808
source of this is greatly required... please?

>> No.3600857

hell.

>> No.3600855

[Himawari Manjyu]CORE!

>> No.3600867

>>3600859
http://www.mediafire.com/?wwimhtwnnzd

>> No.3600881

>>3600844
So other than other 2-D characters, she can only schlick to 1-D lines and 0-D dots?

>> No.3600890

>>3600881
Pretty much.

>> No.3600899

>Patchy masturbating to vectors

>> No.3600904
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>>3600881
So moe~

>> No.3600908

>>3600867
no available servers? what the heck?

>> No.3600912

>>3600899
>.jpg

>> No.3600913

>>3600899
I can see Patchy arguing with Alice whether vertical line is better hasubando than a point

>> No.3600928

I tried to upload a really sexy 1x1 pixel dot but it "detected a potentially malicious code in image file".

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3600931

What.

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>>3600931
Fucking hot. brb, schlicking.

>> No.3600952

>>3600931
>fuck.png
That's rude :(

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>>3600931

>> No.3601023

She utilizes the corners of her thin hardcover books.

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