/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I didn't ask for this.

I need her.

Nanda kore wa? Greenowormu-chan wa sekshi deska?

Big ol' spider boobs

>>35991654
>>35991672
She's not for sex in that form! That form needs to cocoon first!

>>35991695
Need a drake meme of her disliking the idea of her as a pap holding hands with a guy and her excited with the idea of her in a guys lap getting fed

>No more warm days, only ice

>>35991886
Thank you Jesus

>>35991886
It looks warm between your Booba

turst jinkos, they are better than meme cat or brown rape cat

Massive tiddy pharaoh

>>35991920
Her heart is warm when she's close to you

>>35991695
>She's not for sex in that form!
I ain't waiting when there's a beauty like this eager and ripe for the taking.

>>35991933
Since tigers attack from behind, does that mean there are some really shy Jinkos running around?

Is it possible for slime foxes to join mofu yakuza?

>>35992170
No! Slimes are bad!

>>35992434
slimes are cute and need love like you, anon

C is for catte

something blessed

>>35992434
I want to go camping with a shoggoth and watch her get really frustrated that I won't let her make me super comfortable or make the tent bigger on the inside to make it nicer for me.

>>35991630

You should go into highest level area while being lvl.1, it is totally safe. All the monsters will definitely ignore someone so puny.
Trust me.

>>35992760
>Do this
>The monsters doesn't actually go after you at all
>Try to do quests to get some XP
>Can't take any due to being to low level
>Tries to go back to lower level zones to grind some levels
>Not allowed to all of a sudden
>Gauds says it's "not safe" for a low level adventurer to go out on their own
>Has to be escorted
>Only have a few silver coins to your name
>Go to the adventurers guild
>Put up your request
>Despite being the lowest paid quest there you get a ton of monster girls lining up to be your "escort"

>>35992512
I need me some cattle

>>35991630

>500 years old hag living in her castle single
>all her four heavenly kings are happily married and keep talking about it
>sitting on the theone room she opens her phone to check the Zipangu Mangadex
>open one at random
>blah blah blah some old as fuck elf tries to summon a human from another world to be her husband and conveniently gets an elf lover that wants to adventure with her and to him she looks as young as a teenager and would be down to fuck straight away, and basically she hits all of his desires and they go on a retarded escapist adventure
>”Who the fuck writes this shit”
>most of the index of newer manga are all this sort of wish-fulfillment isekai summoning manga lately.
>she adds this one to favorites and hops to another manga with a similar premise.
>suddenly a portal slowly opens up in the throne room

>>35991937
Cursed Nilotic rites!

Thread reminder that all boys are robot property, they just don't know it yet.

>>35993066
But what if I bought a robot, wouldn't she be my property then?

>>35993057
She wanted to be the biggest in the land dammit and she's going to be it!

>>35993066
Would buy a 2B and 2P model automatons to customize.

>>35993137
Since your safety is of utmost importance and you are a danger to yourself she assumes ownership of (You) to fulfill the laws of robotics.

>>35993057
>gets an anon who is a hag addict

>>35993212
someone needs to lay off the donuts

>>35991937

>>35993315
The only 3d I like for mgs is the people who make those koikatsu things

>>35993066
how can a tin can own anything?

>>35993337
I may be biased because I mostly fap to sfm and blender stuff but 3DCG monsters are severely underrated

>>35993355
By being superior to you in every way

>>35993337
even that doesn't really speak to me. maybe the technology will get there someday, but it ain't yet.

>>35993373
come back when they can be milked

>>35993373
>can't make babis on their own
You were saying?

Get in.

>she trains your daughters to all say "SHEEEEEESH" in harmony when you deny sexual advances at the dinner table

>>35993388
>>35993418
>they don't know about robowombs and robomilk
ngmi

>>35993448
I'm going to swooce right in

>>35993448
Gonna milk them cows.

>>35993358
Most of it is uncanny, the animation standards are terrible, and the sound effects are rock bottom.
Damn nothing turns me on like hearing wet_slap12.wav on loop.

>>35993461
Imagine having to drink """milk""" that's really just flavored motor oil

>>35993448
for a hug? gladly

>>35993199
>Zipanguese Ryuu artists become filthy rich

>>35993487
they're going to load themselves up with some enriched nutrient slurry and remind you to stay hydrated.

>>35993418

>>35993525
Traditional bovid boobhugs.

>>35993487
>Imagine having to
You won't have a choice

>>35993448
I need BIG and SOFT oneesans.

>>35993663
I'd go stupid from that

What monstergirls live in a society?

>>35993671
I want to redesign my 2Bot for maximized dairy production

>>35993696
old monsters

>>35993771
Put some clothes on, missy.

>>35993448
Fertile were-hakutaku and ushi-oni.

Being coworkers with Keine! Combining your modern knowledge and personal perspective with her vast access to information and experience! Bettering each other to better those living in Gensokyo! Slowly getting to know each other as you teach more and more, sharing information about each other!
Learning that she has a good friend, the once a fearsome youkai, she now leads a peaceful life, and sometimes turns lost travelers back from the Sanzu river...
Getting to know Urimaki and forming a tight friend group.
Living and working happily with two beautiful girls while improving the lives of those around you!
Helping Urimaki and Keine get many children in a passionate FFM threesome one moonlit night and living happily ever after as their ojii-san!

>>35993448
Haha imagine if a dumb human actually got in and got stuck between their tits for the rest of the day. As a joke hahaha

>>35991672
Take a sip of your drink, little worm. I dare you.

>>35993064
This pairing is severely underused.

>>35993896
Fire and ice after all.

>>35993448
the legendary cow trap, I thought I would never see it with my own two eyes

What songs goth mantis would sing?

>>35993817
Quality post.

>>35993933
2hu inspires me greatly, yet I feel kinda bad for posting it in a MG thread.

>>35993926
>kuuderes
>singing
good one

>>35993988
Singing very quietly.

>>35993953
As long as people post actually monster ones I don't see what the issue is.
But I also don't mind people posting some vtubers so long as they leave the streamer shit at the door. But that seems to be difficult for them.

For the Anon who wanted a story about a lilim who hires a male escort to dom her

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33072637

With this, I finished all the stories you guys requested. I hope you all liked what you got.

>>35994093
got to give you props for all the deliveries. i definitely thought you bit off more than you could chew but you proved me wrong.

>>35994093
ew

>>35993776
Anon she is your childhood friend. You are way past that.

>>35994264
w-what?

>>35994329
Nothing, I'm just not into that.

>>35994093
Good job.

>>35994093
Poor druella getting the OC lilim treatment

>>35994485
Great now all she has to do is stick my face into those big shiny blue tits till I pass out

>>35994093
Very nice.
I'm not a fan of Lilims but I really like this one.

>>35994500
i'd suffocate on big blue thighs myself

>>35994199
>>35994359
>>35994507
Thank you very much! Now my endorphins are spinning again.

>>35994405
Well, she does it on purpose. Sometimes women want to be banged roughly... I think. Eh, fuck knows, I'm getting too virgin for this.

>>35994485
very cute, would sign anything she gives me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUywXnE9VEY

>>35994708
i love shog

>>35994708
i want to know what happens when you poke her heart and try to lift her skirt

>>35994794
>be me, an anon with a shoggy
>see that little heart thing and get the urge to poke it
>also want to lift that skirt
>Shog goes into heat after I touched that heart

>>35994794
poking her heart turns on her heart pupils
a good master doesn't lift skirts

>>35994828
but I am a horny master who wants to see shoggy's panties

>>35994828
it's more for scientific curiosity and knowledge than crass behavior. probably

>>35994852
>>35994860
just ask her nicely. a good maid is always prepared for her master

>>35994852
A kiki would let you.

>>35994878
i bet she partially melts and trills in several voices when you give her a good bellyrub.

>>35994944
I bet shogs are very cute when they are getting pampered. That's why I would always pamper and cuddle with my shog

Order girls make the best damsels and you can't prove me wrong!

>>35995052
Easy, they're just captured so monsters have an excuse to meet handsome heroes. They'll be let go once hero and monster go on their first date

>tfw ywn sell yourself to science and let monsters do what they want with your body

what monster can I make do my homework for me in exchange for sex?

>>35995309
sounds like a lot more work than just doing the homework

>>35995121
>tfw ywn sell yourself to CC sugar momma MGs and let old hags do whatever they want with your body
FTFY senpai

>>35995404
>sell yourself
>not getting bid on to get the most money

>>35995121
>>35995404
>not kidnapping monsters for your "scientific experiments"

>>35995462
>monster thinks she's about to be violated by tentacles
>Anon just summoned his kraken friend to keep her company

>>35995309
Or you could just fuck the teacher and get a good grade that way.
It would also be really funny if Anon was a teacher and one of his monster girl students asked if there's ~anything~ she can do for a better grade and he just plan inly tells her to study.

>>35995110
Based knight

>>35995404
what sick and perverted things will they make me do?

>>35995595
don't worry you're the control group

LILIM MILK FOR BREAKFAST

>>35995622
I will never understand the breast milk fetish.

>>35995622
you are like little babi, I drink a gallon of lilim milk, 3 pounds of meat and some rice every day
>>35995636
titty good, milk good. Titty milk, extra good

>>35995636
>t. anon who's about to be abducted by milky holsts

>>35995507
>teacher was actually a highly esteemed person in the past
>is teaching now because he believes this to be the best way to make a difference
>monsters cant get in his pants because he's also a seasoned veteran who knows how to deal with them

>>35995650
>titty good, milk good. Titty milk, extra good
That sounds like a foreigner Minotaur that tries to get anon to suck her tits.

>>35995669
Well, I do love big boobs, so I guess it's not that bad. But do I have to drink it strait from the 'tap'?

>>35995650
>adding rice to that
gross

>>35995636
drinking cow milks pretty weird too. no offense, holsts

>>35995672
>be me, gringo del norte
>come to a Spanish city filled with mino and holsts
>get thirsty, look around. Not a water fountain in sight
>with my spanilsh, I ask for something to drink
>All the minos and holsts say that phrase
>Try to refuse
>get slapped with chancletas and knocked out
>wake up sucking on something

>>35995730
>drinking cow milks pretty weird too
you came out weird, didn't you?

>>35995736
>gringo del norte
>come to a spanish city
eh?

>>35995695
you have to drink all the milk

>>35995749
a safe assumption

>>35991630

>>35995848
>>35995871
Mofumind.

>>35994093
That's pretty hot.

>>35995434
It's important to get a trustworthy financial advisor as early as possible. This is what tanuki are for

>>35995762
Honhonhon

>tfw ywn be the servant to a cc ojou monster who is french

>>35995988
I want shortstack tanukis.

>>35996043
Her grammar is flawless but the thick accent makes her really difficult to understand.

>>35996057
Well that's too bad because you're getting a thin tall one with child bearing hips

>>35996077
Well, she won't be thin for much longer.
That those hips are going to be put to good use and the baby is going to give her some more motherly curves.

>>35996057
counteroffer

>>35996068
but i can't help but love it, even it leads to me getting punished because I couldn't understand her

>>35991630

>>35996157
I see financial foxes have started to enter the husbando shopping ring.

>>35996082
The naive want a thick monster. The wise know it is far more satisfying to make a monster thick through repeated impregnations

>>35996222
I'm sorry but a sticc can't get my dick up

>>35996231
There are body types in between anorexic and fertility goddess you know

>>35996157
>>35996057
How about a compromise?

>>35996222
She's gonna have her own little 'branch office' of daughters before too long.

>>35996253
This is acceptable.

>>35996246
there are?

>>35996222
>enjoying the fruits of your labor
very based and breeding-pilled

>>35995907
thanks!

>>35991651
Groovy.

>>35991630

>>35994828
>press shog heart
>heart pupils light up in her eyes
>press it again
>they turn off like a light
>amuse yourself by watching them turn off and on
>shoggy can only pout as she watches mastah entertain himself

Consider the following:
P'orc mafia.

>>35996374
so a mafia made up of cops?

>>35996404
They always said the pigs were dirty

>>35996423
>maifa this, mafia that
who the fuck I can trust?

>>35996469
trust wurms

>>35996469
The foxykuza. Very trust worthy.

>>35996469
Only trust your fists, the police will never help you.

>>35996469
Sabbath

>>35994093
Found an error in the first paragraph bro.

>while he watched as the white-haired curvaceous woman trashed her tail.
"Trashed" should be "thrashed."

>>35996504
>flatties
opinion disregarded, the flatties are always untrustworthy and always scheming to get a man

>>35996507
k I edited it.

>>35996469
demons are always trustworthy. contracts never lie

>>35996504
True

Vampire maids.

>>35996576
wight maids

>>35996469

>>35996586
I can trust the church, they will never chain me up and rape me

>>35996469
Nuns

>>35995670
>Married men actually make great teachers since nobody hits on them

give me power, satan

>>35996469
Onis.

>>35996675
God slapped your ass down

>>35991630

>>35996815
cute church slut

>>35996675

>>35990419
I missed the mofucore one so thanks for that, anon. That's what I was looking for.

>>35996469
Gazer. Too autistic level-headed to sell their soul and become a cog in some to some shady criminal hierarchy. And obviously won't do the same to you too.

>>35996469
Any of the big girls, Oni, Minos, Ogres and the like.
Big girls never employ deception, they are honest and forward.
Big girls are best.

I want to hug a yeti. That is all.

It goes here anon

>>35996895
The electrical cable?

>>35996895
my finger?

>>35996894
She wants to hug you too, but you're not real. All she can hug is a body pillow and pretend it's you

>>35996469
Kumihos

>>35996895
No, I'm using the proper hole.

>>35996986
the a hole?

>>35996990
no, the b hole

>>35996990
the tail pipe

>>35997003
not the y hole?

>>35996551
You can always trust your attorney to have your best interest

>>35996939
Stupid portal.

>>35996986
>>35996990
>>35997003
>>35997011
Shut up shut up shut up the point is I'm gonna put my penis in ahris pussy do you understand????

>>35996895
silly fox, that's the kissu hole

>>35997027
Please do not abuse her pet cat

>>35997027

>>35997027
no

milk truk just arive

>>35997106
i see, but fix your speling

>>35996895
The cheese wheel?

>>35996895
Here comes the airplane! *Brrrrrrr*

>>35997124
>>35997124
I want to do this to a bapho while she is in a highchair

>>35997106
THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

>>35997106
Anon please, that is just one of my maids, not a truck.

>>35997106
she better be careful with those claws. wouldn't want to snip her bra

>go to school in MGC
>keep to myself
>too shy and autistic to have social life
>throughout high school manage to remain a completely dateless, friendless, kissless virgin
>lilim student council president finds that unacceptable and takes it upon herself to help you find someone

>>35997246
I really want to adventure with a holy monster girl party.
Paladins, clerics, inquisitors, the lot of them.

>>35997246
i want to go to shortstack dog church

Wonderland pool party...

>>35997255
Paizuri height.

>>35997255
What an adorable little tail

>>35996842
Silence ang*l

>most bengal tigers are from the Indian subcontinent
>somewhere out there Indian jinkos are stalking you on facebook and making very inappropriate comments on your photos in heavy accents
>have to clear out dms and delete comments from your photos every day such as:
>"hello dear how big is your pinis, mm very nice pics"
>"send me nakde pcs now u bitch..."
>"suk ur dik?"
>"fuck you as i can... I assure you enjoy a lot."

>>35997394
I'd still breed one.
Even if she spent time in a call center.

>>35997394
whats facebook? Is it something from the past?

>>35996939
Are yetis smooth or do they have a soft fluffy muff? I can never figure out if that's supposed to be fur or panties.

>>35991630

>>35997571
If I snort a line of moth dust, what happens?

>>35997581
ultra retardation

>>35997607
neat

>>35997581
wake up in moth tits

can there be such a thing like a holy ghost?

>Oh? You think tickle torture is funny?
>Let's see how how much you will laugh after 6 hours of it.

>>35997673
what are the knives for?

>>35997673
the only thing I'm going to be laughing at is your dumb outfit

>>35997681
tickle knives, never heard of them?

>>35997672
being possessed of the holy spirit is what makes nuns fill out

>Your parents go all out paying for the best private school they can for their first grandchild
>It happens to be a school with very little experience dealing with monster girl students
>Despite any apprehensions you and your wife have, the faculty interview goes well and you both decide it's worth a shot
>It quickly becomes apparent that while the school means well, they are woefully unprepared for your daughter
>It comes to a head when the teacher asks the class to write what they want to be when they grow up and your Cheshire daughter writes "Perpetually pregnant with Papa's progeny"

Shorstack gang rise up

>>35996842
There is always the fallen angel path.

>>35997685
whoa guy, those outfits are cultural heritage

I had a nightmare that got raped by a greenworm...

>>35991971
But that's loliphilia.

>>35997722
she deserved better

>>35992629
That gazer had major boobage

>>35997755
Paradox gave her a better path.

>>35993212
>Gazer fashion
>Just slap some gazer goo on your crotch and limbs, bro

>>35997769
really? might actually play it now

>>35993448
But if I get in, I can't get out!

>>35997739
how? you can walk

>>35996815
Wait, you're suppose to pat the nun? What am I doing fucking one?

>>35997738
elves are dumb, just like their "clothes"

>>35997256
That jabberwock looks pissed, did she not consent to me coming to the pool party?

>>35997850
This is your punishment for refusing to pat a nun

>>35997804
But she was on top of me before I realized I can walk, it's dream stuff, man.

Would you a gator?

>>35997899
probably

>>35997899
i will tackle a gator

what would you do if you woke up in wonderland?

>>35997899
Hell yeah, I'm moving to Florida. All the gator girls will be there.

>>35998030
Acquire kot

>>35998030
get wocked

>>35998030
remove pants, lie down and wait

>>35998030
find the nearest guide

>>35998030
Eat everything I can find just to see what it does.

>>35998030
>what would you do
the inhabitants

>>35998030
find the shotashrooms and eat some

>>35998030
Football tackle a Jubjub.

>>35997868
She's just insecure over being potentially mogged by her two friends. Give her attention and you'll be fine.

>>35998030
get the fuck out

>>35998030
Drink some tea to calm my nerves and get my bearings, fortunately a very nice lady offered some.

>>35991630
if you think about it, 4monster would be one of the most easy (and funny) places to piss off, think of the trolling possiblity.

>>35998162
cant you stay a bit longer anon

>>35991630

Wish I had a unicorn to cure me of my colitis right now
I've never felt such immense pain in my life

>>35998191
I'd just post a picture of my stubble and say I'm looking for a wife.

>>35998191
I would troll lolis all day and proclaim that cc hags are the best monsters

>>35998235
>thread gets flooded with pussy and tits pics

>>35998191
would make a thread about men wanting only monsters who can make a gallon of milk a day

>>35998203
She can come with me but I'm not staying in that madhouse

>>35998235
>You know the rules, anon
>Dick or GTFO

>>35998281
i'd rather see a dark slime core strapped with a dozen vibrators or some manticore tail close ups

>>35998344
>showing anyone but your future wife your dick
I seriously hope you don't do this

>>35998359
But how else are we supposed to know it's actually guy? For all we know it could be some cheshire taking a picture of her bush and calling it "stubble" for easy (You)s.

>>35998359
Prude, I "accidently" leaked my onlymonsters pics already

>>35998359
does that make me a manwhore if I already did?

>>35997791
Young Promestein appears in Paradox.

>>35998030
go on an adventure

>>35998359
Are you surprised? All the anons here are sluts that would hold hands for money

>Posting your dick
>Not posting your dick, a clue to your location, and proposing a game wherein the first person to find you gets 5 cumshots anywhere they want, the second person gets 3, the third gets 1, and the rest get to watch

>>35998466
ratas and gremlins will always win

>>35998339
With Cheshire leaving with you, can you be sure you have left Wonderland?

>>35998203
I have to go now. My planet needs me.

>Had a weird dream I was living with two angels from a weird mixed species heavenly and hell school. One of them was basically an honor student but when we played a VRMMO she flipped 180º murdering everyone in her path laughing like a maniac, then following to precisely slashing the city guards in the carotid arteries scoring an insta-kill, the EXP gained basically made her invincible, she named her character Jack the Ripper and started PKing everyone else
I’m starting to think you people are warping my view of angels

>>35998030
GOING
TO
ALICE

>>35998030
leave and go home

>>35997571
I'd forgotten about this comm. Here's a few of the character sheets Leirix did for me

Serve the undead!
Also describe your ideal undead kingdom/city. Red moon or green moon?

>>35998120
That would make it harder to run

>>35998626
who said anything about running?

>>35996815
pat the slime as well.

>>35998614
i'd want an ivory moon, purple moon and blood moon.

>>35998614
what does green moon mean?

>>35998590
Cute evil fox.

>>35998648
Spooky zone. Also this starts playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN6wGeGJ_Qo

Have sex with chimera maybe?

>>35998659
>her face when the mistress wants to see you

>>35998660
ah. i like wights better than vamps anyway

>>35998666
okay but she better be an unsealed ancient evil (x3)

>>35998692
que asco me da a ver eso

>>35998677
Wights are scary.

>>35998659
im gonna turn that evil smile to a happy smile

>>35998725
no, they pretty sexy

>>35998725
Bombshell body hiding underneath though.

>>35998659
why is she all strapped up?

>>35998735
>>35998725
every rose has its thorns, and I am ready to get pierced by all of them to see her beauty

>>35998725
Scary sexy

are there mg games that are more lovey dovey and less rapey and killy?

>>35998736
good foxes do that sometimes when they're worried they might assault others

>>35998540
I had a shoulder demon/angel dream the other day.
>A lazy angel telling me not to worry about shit and just relax since "you are not a bad dude, you'll go to heaven anyways, so why worry about trying to do stuff" pushing me into being the best underachiever and stagnant son of a bitch that is just good living life by avoiding pain instead of seeking any kind of happiness.
>On the other hand the demon was the self flagellant type of "you HAVE to try, you HAVE to work, You HAVE to do something at all times, you CANT sit down and relax because I SERIOUSLY don't want you to end in hell. That place sucks and I don't want you to suffer that kind of shit, so you can't afford to waste a second, and you should feel guilty and remorseful if you aren't doing anything at any time."

>>35998759
The undead have plenty of remedies in case she breaks you

>>35998761
>wight has prisoner Anon brought forward
>surely this show of force will scare this fool straight
>why is he hard?!
>why is he proclaiming his love?!
>this guy should be scared stiff not be stiff!

any good mg anime?

what monsters wouldn't mind if you had a laugh that makes it sound like you are a nutjub

>>35998858
the one what cant not most the least

>>35998868
what?

>>35997899
I need the big, bad, bayou gator.

>>35998874
do not a bad job, but always a good.

>>35998030
Attend a Mad Hatter's tea party and try not to embarrass myself.

>>35998892
a mad hatter?

>>35998888
nice digits
also a bayou gator can call you "sugar" or "honey"

>>35998798
Ignore the angel, you get to enjoy the demon in hell fucking 24/7

>>35998888
nice digits and hope ya can make a good jumbo
>>35998901 and this gets me very hard

>>35998901
She's going to lecture me on Cajun cooking as she dumps a tub of crawfish into a boiling pot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnsBUiPNjh8

>>35998904
But the demon doesn't want anon to end up in gay baby hell

>>35997899
I want a gator to grab my arm and death roll me into her bed while a capybara girl sleeps next to us

>>35998922
>>35998914
Gator girls lure in unsuspecting males with big ol' pots of gumbo; that smell entices any man, and leads 'em straight into their deathroll snuggles.

Gotta be careful in the bayou.

>>35998030
I'm going to Alice's meme cat!

>>35998798
Neet angel vs overwork demon

>>35998614
Just normal moon color, thanks.

>>35991630

>>35998614
Yellow/Orange moon. I guess this would be a more naturally occurring "Red Moon".

Also, I have no interest in serving despots that have overstayed their welcome.

The best part about dating a salamander is that she can light your farts on fire!

>>35998780
There's the MGE RPG made by KC himself, but it's still early in development
And if you don't mind snail-paced updates, there's Monster Girl Dreams

I feel like there's something peculiar about my priestess party member's "tradional garb," but I can't tell what it is...

>>35998985
Mating ball.

>>35998947
My body's not ready for intense, strongfat gator deathroll sex.
But they make the best damn gumbo in the swamp, it's not fair.

>>35998985
these types of pictures must be very common in mg land. though not for everyone
>mouse waifu tries to take a pic like that
>forced to crouch down to fit in the picture
>still shows most of her despite trying to be a hip pic

>>35999026
>leaves the asshole exposed
wew

just wondering, does anyone have any stories about physically starved girls akin to this image?

>>35999038
>tfw no lazy floating in a pool with her clinging to you

>>35999061
Just latching onto each other for a solid 24 hours sounds nice

>>35999038
I am,

>>35997899
Only if she's horrifically racist and opinionated about "the werewolves" moving into her nice swamp.

>>35998939
>a capybara girl

What if I said this was a metaphor?

>>35999114
The donut is actually a shog?

>>35999103
the purest kind of bond

>>35999103
It's known that Capybara girls get along with ANY monster. They can befriend anyone.

>>35999103
steel ass

>>35999114
What an incredibly lewd Gazer.

Smol foxes that are also beeg.

>>35999132

>>35999160
You just know the smallest one in the middle is actually the strongest.

>>35991630

>>35999205
I want to dote on a cute potted plant daughter.

>>35999212
same

I drew a raiju

>>35999051
There should really be more art of girls in clothes with that special feature.

>>35999248
nice

>>35999248
how topical

Why are jinkos so great?

>People say they want a Lamia Waifu, but then they wind up with a Marilith
>She winds up being obsessive even more than other Lamia
>Before she was married she was obsessively protective of her weapons
>Now she is obsessively protective of me to the point that she will cut up any mamono that comes near me to shreds using those same weapons she wielded prior to marriage.

>>35999357
>big kot
>big fluff
>big Booba
>big beans

>>35999357
they show you only their good features and attack your back once its turned so no live man can talk about their bad ones

>>35999357
siberian flavor

>>35999248
Raijuchu or Raichu?

>>35999248
Nice bush

If your waifu doesn't have wide hips how can you justify letting her bear your children?

>>35999534
[laughs in slime]

>>35999534
How wide we talkin'?

>>35999534
Oh, but she does.

>>35999558
At least wider than her waist

>>35999534
She lays eggs

>>35999549
Don't forget to wear your hazmat suit

>>35999558
She's flossing her lips down there, damn.

>>35999617

How big would say the average yeti is? 10' tall?

>>35999662
4' or 8'

>>35999666
Too small

>>35999666
Too tall

>>35999662
Big enough to where you'll always be the little spoon.

>>35999738
So like 12' tall?

>>35999662
I always pictured them as normal human height. Like maybe 6' at most.