/jp/ - Otaku Culture

what happened bros...

>>35985957
Is this good or bad?

>>35986593
using anki is always bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9O4oUkliQE

尻穴が痒い

>>35985957
so what happend to the guy doing 4 hours of 20 second sentence cards
jk i know he quit

>>35986628
pupper needs to chill out

誰か私の尻穴をこすりたいですか

chill out with the hidoi nihongo br0

>>35986703
now watch this
私の尻穴をこすりたい人がいますか

instant improvement

*人はいますか
there, now it's perfect

u dont need は or が

thats right the question of the ages what is the difference between は and が is a fucking distraction to cull the weak

the strong just throw both of them into the fuckin trash lmao

>>35986769
based

>私の尻穴をこすりたい人、いますか

this is the way

+1 didnt forget the comma

>>35986769
its like you want people to know you dkj
you have to think in は and が even if you omit both in the sentence before you even create a cogent thought

dkj meaning do know japanese

>you have to think in は and が

the most foolish thing ive read all day and ive seen some shit lol

u dont have to think about が its always there regardless

there is no ga

が on が off -mr miyagi

jamal never learned japanese he learned to mimic the shadow puppets that nips reflected on the wall

this reminded me of jamal and how he's affected djt over the years

imagine if you could push a button and ban every personality in these threads

then u would become the scorpion lmao

yo og here

*mehs loudly*

>>35986935
Og is always with you.
In your heart.

Why are you all dropping retarded one-liners?

bc u touch urself at night

Why aren't you?

would suck my own dick if i could

>>35986769
more like... it's there anything similar between those two totally different things?

it's gei to give yourself a handjob

Again: Why are you all dropping retarded one-liners? I checked these threads in 2015 when I began my own deck and it wasn't like this back then. These threads seem different from the rest of /jp/

what?

why are you dropping retarded three-liners?

Wait, you've been doing this since 2015 qnd you haven't 出来る 'd? Are you sure how many lines people use should be your primary 構う?

>A
sigh

i make special effort to understand uppercasers cuz they're smarter than lowercasers

>>35987069
as a lowercaser, this is true for me as well

wow thats crazy could you imagine being in these threads since 2015 and still not knowing japanese
*camera zooms in on jamal as he winks*

i know a little japanese

>>35987124
Me too, they're short in general.
>>35987069
>>35987084
I'm really retarded bros, the phone capitalizes by itself. I like thinking people laugh with me and not at me, but my ex loved to make it clear that this is not always the case. Or perhaps ever.

>>35987036
Someone didn't listen to his 18 hours of anime a day~~!

moe please come back this is place is shit without you bro

what happened to frufi

Once again: Why are you all dropping retarded one-liners? In the past when /djt/ threads were still kind of new they seemed to be mostly populated by regular anons. Are you all friends who chased other people out over the last few years?

>>35987147
Can you tell me what's going on with this thread? I went as far back as warosu would allow and it seems to have been a gradual change. Why is /jp/'s /djt/ like this? It doesn't seem like the threads contain much discussion, it's just people posting random stuff and snarky replies. Have you been here all this time? what the fuck?

>Once again: Why are you all dropping retarded one-liners?

whats your issue bud

One liner? I barely know her!

>>35987196
>why
og and jamal

>>35987196
Friends? As far as I know everyone hates each other. You sure you in the right place? This is the 絶対出来ない駄目人間support group

>>35987293
where did you find that image of me

96
are u ok bro?

for me its the faceless old man

>>35987374

>>35987196
あのん have you tried 感動'ｉｎｇ it?

thought watching anime on 2x speed was a meme but gotta do what u gotta do

ええやんええやん
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljoN6T-cY3I

Jamalは中国人と思います

>>35987432
方法:If you watch it at 10x you'll be done in 10x the time
>>35987428
感覚かも知れない。何だかだ。

yeah i watch anime at 1.15 you dont really notice it but it adds up over time

Sometimes I just scroll down the pages of manga as fast as I can, its like a cheat code.

i was watching anime at x500 speed but it was over so fast that i figured i could get by not watching them at all.

ｊａｍａｌは金持ちだ、だから彼に日本語を教えるのために日本人の教師を雇用しました

nono you have to watch otherwise the immersion will fail, we are hijacking the subconscious advertising machinery in the brain for learning. 科学だ。

*教えるための日本語教師

>科学
read this as りょうがく

でも失敗しました

>>35987531
Wait you can read it? I thought I was in the prebeginner thread wtf.

>>35987543
your reading comprehension is atrocious

Todays kanji of the day: 斧. It means axe!

>>35987554
T..thanks I'm trilingual!

>>35987557
戦斧

see? this is what happens when a guy can speak a language but can't understand what is being said back to him. you become this guy >>35987572

>>35987601
Based af
>>35987617
I'm still circa hour 4576 of law and order! Im getting really good! At first listening to 18 hours of law and order and 18 hours of crayon shin shan a day was difficult but its really working!

jamalは日本語が覚えられないから「みんなをいじめよう」と思いました

よし、死のう

i just listen to anime while i'm sleeping

>>35987677
アニメはここでは禁止されています

wotn: 枯れ専

>>35987889
ogだと言いたかった。でも、「彼女はおばさんだ」ということを思い出した

＜日本人を100%とした場合の外国人犯罪比率＞ Crimes by foreigners ratio

　　　　　　　　　　　　刑法犯　　凶悪犯　　粗暴犯　　窃盗犯　知能犯　　覚醒剤
----------------------------------------------------------------
全外国人　来日　　　41%　　　　104%　　　　23%　　　44%　　　　69%　　　　55%
All 在日　　193%　　　　244%　　　296%　　　163%　　　267%　　　306%
foreigners
----------------------------------------------------------------
韓国　　　　来日　　　12%　　　　　20%　　　　16%　　　11%　　　　14%　　　　12%
KOREA　　 在日　　252%　　　　287%　　　443%　　　195%　　　353%　　　472%
----------------------------------------------------------------
中国　　　　来日　　154%　　　　362%　　　　51%　　　165%　　　361%　　　　48%
CHINA　　　在日　　209%　　　　232%　　　155%　　　226%　　　355%　　　　58%
----------------------------------------------------------------
ブラジル 　 来日　　162%　　　　843%　　　106%　　　 158%　　　 91%　　　359%
BRAZIL　　在日　　　96%　　　　286%　　　 94%　　　 101%　　　 62%　　 　233%
----------------------------------------------------------------

凶悪犯　＝　殺人、強盗、放火、強姦
粗暴犯　＝　暴行、傷害、脅迫、恐喝
http://www.wafu.ne.jp/~gori/diary3/20060310hanzai.html

Fucking Chinese Brazilian Korean !!!!!!!!!!

didnt read

六四天安門事件・天安門大屠殺
Red China army killed great number of Chinese democratization's people in Tienanmen
Square in 1989 Jun .Their China military's tanks killed many democratic citizen .
It was awesome　and shocking !

文化大革命
Over 40 million Chinese were massacred by red China of Mao Zedong in Chinese culture
revolution (1966-79) .It's awesome cruel !! , communism that ... , just a mad dog !
Unbelievable ! But that's truth that all .Cause , red China is the bloody red beast or Satan's
country and area in Bible's John's holy prophecy .

人權 Human Rights　民運 Democratization　自由 Freedom　獨立 Independence　
多黨制 Multi-party system　胡耀邦　趙紫陽　魏京生　反共　法輪功　北京之春　激流中國
大紀元時報　九評論共産黨　獨裁　專制　壓制　侵略　掠奪　破壞　屠殺　民族淨化　
内臟器官　蛇頭　遊進　走私　六合彩　賭博　色情　中華民國 Republic of China　西藏 Tibet
達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama　東突厥斯坦 East Turkistan

>>35988004
我不想知道

>>35988087
死ね草虫

>>35985773
If you're a beginner, please read the guide first.
New guide: https://tatsumoto.neocities.org/
Old guide for those afraid of change: https://itazuraneko.neocities.org/
Word of the Day: https://t.me/s/jt_library

https://youtu.be/AO_UNZ13_6E

real word of the day 和魂漢才

>>35988113
please read my foot up your asshole

>>35988085
Based.
>>35988004
Nippon has an appalling justice system tho. From everything I've read, if you are charged with anything, ever, they will fuck you, hard, and lawyers are sort of a formality.

>>35988113
rule #10
>No spamming or flooding of any kind. No intentionally evading spam or post filters.
rule #11
>Advertising (all forms) is not welcome—this includes any type of referral linking, "offers", soliciting, begging, stream threads, etc.

u played too much 逆転裁判 or worse yet trusted regurgitated eop meme opinions

>>35988127
>>35985773

why don't you complain about advertising in the OP then? asshole.

>>35988138
知るもんか

crazy to think that we tug our dicks to shoot out sperm in order to trigger feel good chemicals in our brain
sigh

real guide
https://djtguide.neocities.org/

>>35988149
take your patreon off your site

jerking off doesn't even feel good anymore i just want a connection

jerking off still feels good for me

real guide:
protoscam80 - don't be a punk bitch unwilling to drop $1k on your education

real guy

>>35988162
おまえはちんぽがない

lmao this glownigger pretends to be a freetard yet uses patreon
in saint ignucius' name i will behead this blasphemer

>>35988189
i believe you would use inai here as a dick is an organic part of my body

So I have a report 出来ない兄貴達:

Thinkong in japanese has been a success beyond my wildest dreams. Retention is through the roof as is understanding and the feeling of being a retard breaks eventually and your mind begins chaining words.
Give it a shot perhaps!
Whats worked for me, and its hard to explain if youre monolingual but: turn off english whatsoever. Force yourself to think solely in japanese AND images. Instead of using english words when reading or reviewing, use only images. Sound radicals in japanese. Spell things out in japanese mora by mora! Like you were little kids!
I thought it was retarded, too, but its really worked and I'm not going back!
Leaving this here for whomever it may help.
まだ出来るかもしれない...や、絶対出来るをする。

>>35988197
nice gif, did not read

>>35988197
i think you can drop the wo suru here

>>35988205
Haha probably! Based, thanks!

>>35988195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW-K_PxpVYU

Should i start WaniKani? what are your recomendations?

>>35988197
stfu

>>35988195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MCVj3-UYxs#t=31

>>35988215
sigh the use of iru and aru is so arbitrary
did you know that trees aren't aru but instead iru

>>35988224
https://youglish.com/pronounce/%E6%9C%A8%E3%81%8C%E3%81%82%E3%82%8A%E3%81%BE%E3%81%99/japanese?

>>35988224
Trees are alive!
>>35988217
I don't like wanikani. I really like kanshudo.

>>35988197
dios mio salvanos de la abominacion genetica, el monstruo del mexico y alemania

>>35988232
what the fuck did my native japanese sensei lie to me

>>35988217
yeah wanikani is great, there are better free options but why bother with those

>>35988232
Holy fuck that link is mega based, thanks!
>>35988236
Oh no! Las caderas de Fuuka estan muy anchas y se ha atorado en la ventana! Solo tu puedes salvarla anon!

>>35988166
without patreon i won't be able to pay my bills and buy food, so i can't.

nevermind it was a different example
cars are an object that uses iru over aru
https://youglish.com/pronounce/%E8%BB%8A%E3%81%8C%E3%81%84%E3%82%8B/japanese

>>35988254
good i hope you end up on the streets sucking cock for pcp

@253
ここで何が起きているのか？

>>35988243
What are the free options?

no llores vato dont cry

>>35988254
Eh, for real? Does it actually bring in money?
Why aren't you making youtube vids or the like like everyone else?
Hell even the nicovadao hamplanet thing has an onlyfans and is apparently rich off it

>>35988260
fucking fuuka's big fat ass

>>35988262
already said dont bother with them
what are you, a commie?

>>35988254
so you admit that you're advertising

ya callate

>>35988264
>Does it actually bring in money?
that's the purpose of it
>Why aren't you making youtube vids
i do, but not as often. my main platform is my telegram channel.

glowiegram

>>35988253 source for the anime?
>>35988232 I don't knew this site, really good.

>>35988162
だから男性が嫌いなのよ
畜生め

>>35988253
solo depues de su conversion no hay salvacion para los paganos

>>35988279
I thought telegram was instant messaging like eh, whatsap, its has videos/sharing stuff like youtube/tiktok/twitter?

>>35988297
it has channels and chats. channels are for one-to-many communication and chats are for many-to-many.

>>35988289
There's no anime anon, the manga is yotsubato, from the guy who made azumanga. Its based.
But eh, you may look up pretty neighbor too if you wish.
>>35988296
Basado y pastilla nadie espera la inquisicion española

>>35988307
Cool!
Did you really listen to 18 hours of anime a day? It sounds like the real challenge is not killing yourself.
Then again I watched all of one piece so who am I to talk.

i-adjectives = stative verbs

nihongo grammar is not translatable into eop grammar just stop trying

>>35988323
watch it at 18x speed, only takes 1 hour

>>35988335
Yeah reading that made my head hurt.
感覚をするの方がいい。

>>35988344
hoooly shieeeyt

>>35988339
B...based...! I wonder, if one does that enough, does the world slow down? Can we overclock ourselves by watching everything REALLY FAST...!?

>>35988323
>Did you really listen to 18 hours of anime a day?
these days usually not as much though. i have to work on ajatt-tools, so sometimes i pause to focus. i use impd to create condensed audio, and i have mpd running in background all day.

id conquer her asia if u know what i mean

>>35988344
what's this?

>>35988379
asia

>>35988382
...

>>35988379
A woman anon. She seems to be blonde and wearing white panties.
>>35988370
Based! Good luck bro!
>>35988361
>>35988339
It was too good to be true, we got too cocky kizarus bros: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5785174/
>These findings suggest that, unlike previously published studies that showed subjective improvement in performance with sped-up video-recorded lectures compared to normal speed, objective performance may be worse.

>>35988342
>感覚をするの方がいい
もうやめてください

>>35988390
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asia_Argento

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7njbkCiRBw
acquired 桁's other definition

■【韓国】 「在日2008年4月現在42万人。帰化者累計30万人。

Q　.在日朝鮮人1世の出身地を教えて下さい。
A　.99.4％が南部（現在の韓国）出身です。更に17％が済州島出身です。

Q　.どうして99.4％が南部（韓国）出身なの？
A.　日本に近い南部の人が日本に稼ぎに来ました。

Q.　どうして17％が済州島出身なの？
A.　戦後、李承晩大統領による済州島民の虐殺から逃げて、日本に密入国したからです。

Q.　在日は強制連行されたの？
A.　徴用者はたった245人です。しかも、強制では無く希望者でした。（朝日新聞　1959年7月13日）

Q.　在日は帰りたくても帰れなかったの？
A.　戦前の在日人口200万人のうち140万人が終戦直後に帰国しました。つまり帰れました。
　　日本政府主導で帰国事業も行われました。

Q.　どうして60万人は日本に残ったの？
A.　朝鮮で白丁（ペクチョン）と呼ばれた奴隷階層が多く、帰ると差別されるからです。
　　また戦後のドサクサで得た財産を放棄するのが惜しかったからです。

Q.　えっ！？　じゃあどうして在日が被害者ヅラしているの？
A　.日本人に罪悪感を抱かせるしか自身の存在を正当化できないからです。

where do i get a japanese mommy

>>35988662
in japan

>>35988662
There are some here in brazil

>>35988344
too fat.

>>35988344
where is this from

kleeのケツを舐め回したい

have you ever cummed so hard your eyes rolled back

>>35988845
almost after a 8hr+ long edge session

>>35988845
I only do that in the morning.

>>35988183
wow thanks kirby

>>35987572
what anime is this from?

>>35988183
what anime is this from?

meme language

didnt know 暇 was so offensive

>>35986753
誰か私の尻穴をこすって*くれる*人*いませんか*

never forget: jp is just as much about culture as it is about language

learning a language shouldn't this hard

>>35987056
using 構うthere is peak ngmi

>>35987428
yeah that's not what that means.
damn, guess /jp/ is officially the pre-beginner thread now. jabum's just babysitting at this point.

>>35987467
not how you use 何だか. You just said the equivalent of a jap saying 'it might be a feeling. it is somewhat'.

>>35987272
In other words, women and niggers

>>35987502

>>教えるのために

君にいいことを教えるよ

「連体形」ってのがあって、この「の」はいらないわ

というか今の段階では、outputを控えめにすることをおすすめします

もし日本語がわからないのであれば:

there was no no

>>35988392
>There was a significant (p=0.0188) detriment in performance on the artifacts quiz at 1.5× speed (mean 61.4; 95% confidence interval [CI]-53.9, 68.9) compared to the control group at normal speed (mean 72.7; 95% CI−66.8, 78.6)

72.7/61.4=1.18; the performance loss is less than the gain in efficiency.

>>35989053
see >>35987520

初心者同士の会話はどうしようもならねえ

stfu i'm trying to fap here

>>35988970
Eh, why?
>>35989005
That's kinda what I wanted to say tho!
>>35989069
Based! Kizaru bros we back in business!
>>35988983
Well, thing is, if I knew japanese, I wouldn't be here! Feel free to correct or let me know why whatever I said was stupid, seriously or otherwise! I really appreciate it! I've seriously been at this for 3 months, so I'm more than aware I'm 屎！
>>35988964
On that topic, I have been wondering why japanese in particular has no pronouns.

>>35989053
>というか今の段階では、outputを控えめにすることをおすすめします
馬の肉棒をしゃぶりにすることをおすすめします

>>35989139
Hahahaha scratch the question, found the answer. Its rather cool, too!

Love eating beans and sausage from the tin.

mined 童顔

we remember language in chunks not word by word

もはやこれまで

あっつい

みずぶろ

>>35989393
下着すごいことになりそう

>>35989420
og...

this is the approach jamüll was talking about

https://www.mezzoguild.com/chunking-and-language-learning/

this shit would take forever. i don't see how this is practical

>>35987196
>Are you all friends who chased other people out over the last few years?
that's essentially it, and really isn't different from many longstanding generals dedicated to topics where many anons interested in it don't actually have anything to say directly about it

>>35989470
Hahaha its true, great article.
>>35989502
I think it takes a lot less time than learning japanese in English. I too learned English without ever opening a grammar book. I ran laps around my teachers in school, and I don't even know where or when I learned the language.
Looking up why there's no pronouns in nip made me realize that learning nip in english was always 無理。one learns japanese in japanese, or not at all.

>>35989544
The trick to thinking in japanese is to pretend you are an antisocial introvert who gets 50 lashes per word he uses, and who, if at all possible, would rather not speak to anyone at all.

>>35989470
I've been saying this shit to people for years. the main way you learn a language is by hearing "known good" phrase and then regurgitating it. when you get confident you can start swapping out the parts and you know it's still good cause it's based on the "known good" phrase. no one ever learned out to speak, much less naturally, by reading a grammar and constructing sentences like a lego set

>>35989597
or you can go beyond native and just make up shit that you know would be understood

おっぱいが好き！

>>35989623

>>35989623
こんな感じ

this thread is trying to develop a new strain of aids

>>35989705
aids is not a virus

oops it's not the same as the jamüll approach after all

https://www.mezzoguild.com/habit/

why does /int/ seem to know more Japanese than here? Is this just /anki/ in reality?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSWF15Rm6So

>>35989788
the better question is why don't you stay there then?

>>35989795
because 4chan doesn't have any actual prohibitions from doing so and you might get different experiences in different spaces

say niggers, message gets deleted

jannies = trannies

>>35989788
They seem to have actual nip speakers there, yes.
This is the beginner thread.
Int is advanced.

I'm moving to /int/ fuck this shithole.

>>35989872
nah, try throwing in off-topic racism or flamebait that's easier to get (You)s in than, you know, talking about japanese language

the int thread is a bunch of fags

にんげんは危機に陥って本性を顕す

ってなんのマンガかわかる？

ぐーぐるクローラにきくまえに

あのんのほうがくわしいかなーって

kaiji

I wish I was Kaiji.

instead you're just a gaiji

>>35988342
NO

>>35990043
KEKW

>>35989101
「どうしようもない」と「どうにもならない」がごっちゃになってますよ。
これから発言を控えていただけないでしょう?

hope the chinese century means more yellow birches around me

>>35989139
hey, I'm the guy you gave all the (you)'s.
sorry for being rude. i didn't realize you were a humble(!) beginner.
that being said, you might wanna post in /int/. this isn't the best place to be asking basic questions. if you'd still like me to answer your questions please respond to this post and i'll do my best.

>>35990101
i'm retarded. i meant to say that with the exception of 1, all those replies are directed at the same person (me). not like you can see my (you)'s after all lol

>>35989788
cause this place fucking changed

>>35989597
yeah judging by your english you might wanna stop giving people unsollicited advice. i mean you're not wrong...but cringe and annoying none the less

>>35990101
Hahaha based!
Just expound on what was wrong if its a simple thing! Tho, I think I stumbled upon part of the answer when I looked the pronoun thing up: cause I was beinf retarded and I was trying to speak english in japanese!
Have oppai too!

if youre pre pre beginner and looking to cripple yourself and others reading and writing katakoto gayjin japanese then by all means the doors right here >>>/int/djt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPJaL5RhqgU
found my future wife

>>35990178
finna ntr you

>>35990178
Your future wife has cute hair.

I wish my Japanese was as good as my Steve Kaufmann impression

>>35990217
vocaroo ur steve kaufmann

>>35990217
Isn't Andy the funny one.

>>35990178

>>35990222
I would but I haven't got a mic

>>35990250
call your mom and do the impression then ask google for the phone call recording

>>35990172
This is the stupidest fucking thing I've read in a while, and Ive been in the chans from the start.
No, you cuck imbecile piece of shit fucktard, you do not "cripple yourself" by making mistakes. It is that attitude that has this place full of cucks like that poor fuck who made his deck 5 years ago and hasn't gotten anywhere earlier.
There is no crippling yourself.
You learn to walk by falling on your face.
You learn to do handstands by falling on your face.
You learn to ride a bike by falling on your face.
You learned to speak whichever fucking language your inane retard self pretends to know, by babbling idiotically as a child as you found your footing.

This leddit stupidity that pretends humans learn things at once, fully formed and without ever tripping, making mistakes or getting bad habits, is beyond tiresome.

Tldr: Go Fuck Yourself, Unironically, you fucking imbecile.

>T
sorry not reading this post

>>T
sorry not reading this post

>>35990532
you sound very effeminate

My lower back starts feeling pain when I do too many leg raises. Are you sure it's safer than sit-ups.

>>35990720
you sure that isn't because my foot's perpetually up your ass?

way better than situps. ab rollers good too

Alrighty then, i'll trust you.

https://github.com/ripose-jp/Memento

An mpv-based video player for studying Japanese.

the memento guy has to succumb to drawing people in with tits

It's working.

trying　out　a　new　posting　gimmick

Avant-garde.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPJaL5RhqgU

>>35991239
fuck i posted the wrong video
https://youtu.be/ZJRepwLawII

Sad news, I hurt my wrist and now I can't draw or play video games for a bit. I have no choice but to study the Nihongo.

跋扈

The wind blows. It is 7 in the morning, Ken-sama woke up to the cold morning. He got up, and went to the bathroom to wash his face. Ken-sama live in a traditional Japanese house, he only rent a room though. The old couple is nice enough to let him stay in their house. Ken-sama grepped his kimono and wear it like a proper nihonjin, he walk to a window and smell the fresh nihonjin morning. "Ah, konbanwa anatas. What beautiful morning desu." Ken-sama zoned out looking at the beach from his room. Ken-sama went downstairs to greet the old couple. "Ah, ohayou ojisan and obasan". The old couple replied him with a warm smile and proceed with their breakfast while inviting Ken-sama. Although Ken-sama can not understand them, he easily could read what the old couple is trying to say, he is born with this talent. "Arigato." Ken-sama said, he then went upstairs to take a few things. He took a bokken and a katana, the katana is hidden in his kimono and the bokken is on his obi, this is to avoid being arrested by authorities as he was warned last time. Ken-sama will be going on his usual morning walk to sightseeing the glorious nihonjin country. "Itadakimasu obasan and ojisan", they gave him a mixed smile and a slightly confused expression.

>>35991547
n5

膝が笑う

dreamt i was suckin on my 幼馴染s tiddies

>>35988994
wise man

>>35992338
Hope it was a girl.

>>35989623
>>35989636
very true

are there any good japanese documentaries? bored of anime and manga need a few days of something else to get my interest back

why the fuck is it ぱこぱこ

t. virgin

i'm gonna have like 40-50 reviews in anki today i can just feel it sigh

didnt ask

>>35992254
guro

it was 36 reviews and i got them over with just now

>>35992252
lol weird

>>35992252
muscle laughs?

>>35992354
yeah it was
her tits were way bigger in the dream than irl

毎日、日本語を勉強します。

毎日欠かさず

勉強？ナニソレオイシイ？

Do I have to be on drugs to use Mnemonics.

>>35992610
my sides

横腹が笑う

神様が嗤う

>>35985773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA_GN6cUpH0
fairi yay

マスクをしよう

てをあらおう

よくねましょう

がんばろうおにいちゃん

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zgvSQrmohU
「6年くらい前から幸せそうな女性を見ると殺してやりたいという気持ちが芽生えていた」
ジャパン is crazy

>>35993533
わかるぅ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwwU-2pFTZY

>>35993533
looks like an ikemen he's probably gonna get tons of fan mail

>>35993533
Me but not just with women LOL.

>>35993206
>https://fufifantasy.itch.io/uni-el
> 𝄆希望に満ちた妖精の主観に時代を超えた天使が訴えます：かわいい魔法の自由の日がやってきます。𝄇
>#ユニ #かわいい魔法
ユニ妖精からメッセージ：＾

*。*̣◌⑅◍。*。*̣◌⑅◍。

>>35988197
>兄貴達
is this valid or is this computer-tachi tier

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

日本語をしゃべりたい

just do it

japanese chiggas be like すみません

aniki domo

>>35993978
also you would use hanasu here
kataru is to talk about something and shaberu is to chat so
unless you meant you wanted to chat in japanese you would use de i think

>>35990720
What kind of pain? Do hollow body holds, too, and remember to keep your core tight. Dragonflies and squats are great too

>>35994039
what do you keep correcting me when you're always wrong?
https://youglish.com/pronounce/%E8%8B%B1%E8%AA%9E%E3%82%92%E3%81%97%E3%82%83%E3%81%B9%E3%82%8B/japanese?

>>35992371
Fap, fap

https://youtu.be/9zZjSMED0IE

>character's name is 司
>no furigana or voice acting

How are you supposed to know how to pronounce this person's name? Does it happen often in Japan that people address you with a completely wrong name because they misread the kanji?

>>35994217
how do you mistake this one?

>>35994175
i looked it into it and it's not that i'm wrong, it's that hanasu used in that way is more formal

>>35994175
Anon nobody here knows Japanese. You should know that by now.
That guy is very cool, however, why does he look so tiny?
Ive noticed that trend in nip youtubers. Theyre all super tiny. Start difference from the ones I watch in english who tend to be sorta built.
Do nips not work out?

>>35994217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlLscW9kT8Q#t=70

i can't find the whole scene unfortunately

>>35993206
lmao

>>35994232
Honestly initially I thought it was し because it was the only reading I knew for this kanji. But evidently it can also be つかさ, おさむ, つとむor まもる. I'm sure some of these are more common than others but aside from the third one they're all names I remember hearing in other media.

>>35994288
つかさ is the most common

How did this thread become the shitposting one while the other one is actually good.

>>35994217
lol u become used to names by being exposed to them simple as

a very easy thing when u live japanese life in japan

yes ppl still get names wrong but by and large names arent a problem for japanese ppl

after all japanese societal pressure dictates that u shouldnt go too far off the tracks in naming ur kid

had a lucid dream but no matter how hard i tried i couldnt make a sexy girl appear

>>35994388
be the change

protip: lucid dreams are just dreams were you're dreaming that you're having a lucid dream

>>35994319
I figured as much, but my question was more about whether this kind of thing doesn't create a lot of misunderstandings if you happen to have one of the more uncommon readings. It's like if your name is Bob but it's pronounced Joe for some reason.

>>35994411
No thanks, the shitposting is funny.

>>35988994
Wait, does matt actually lurks in these threads?
Suck my balls matt

cant believe og got a bf here and just stopped posting

>>35994440
>The original source for this quote, as far as I can tell, is a Y Combinator user named DarkShikari.
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Talk:Ren%C3%A9_Descartes

Is it true you guys have the biggest brains in the language learning community? what do you do that's so special?

>>35994171
Felt like the same kind of pain you get from bending over for too long.

>>35994665
Bang our heads against the wall repeatedly.

>>35994393
fuck u just triggered my brain to realize i dreamt about og the other day i think

idk what i dreamt exactly tho

>>35994665
read vinnies

why is my memento adding the japanesepod101 "we do not have this word yet" audio to every card? is there a url to use that actually works? im using the default
http://assets.languagepod101.com/dictionary/japanese/audiomp3.php?kanji={expression}&kana={reading}
and none of my cards have the correct audio, only the japanesepod failure message

穴モテ

>>35994749
無料風俗

>>35994665
I have spent the last 10 years researching ways to study language. When my work is complete I can finally begin to study Nihongo.

>>35994729
correction: only the first 7 cards i made yesterday had that issue, the rest are fine. why? i look up their audio on japanesepod and its there, its not like they dont actually have it

>>35994679
Wait, bending over hurts? How? What do you mean by bending over?

>>35994665
https://streamable.com/479ocm

>>35994800
Tilting my upper body forward at about a 40 degree angle and then holding it in place for a few minutes is what I mean. I've never been good at describing pain.

>>35994834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NghWGVTbCGw

>>35994838
Oh. Whats hurting you is that youre retarded. Question: how easy/hard is it to lift you knee while standing and how high can you lift it?

>>35994851
Incredible easy and I can lift it to my chest.

>>35994795
Did you mess with the hash value or something?
Try resetting the audio source setting back to default.
Could also be JapanesePod fucking with something.

>>35994854
why do they lie

>>35994867
Based! So your back and abs and hip flexors are mostly fine and you arent too much of a potato.
Look up hollow body holds and do those, every eh, 3 days or so, you don't need to over do it. Superman holds are great too.

Btw the reason bending forward hurts is cause you are putting the pressure on your back instead of balancing with your core. Your weight should always be on the heels of your feet as much as possible.

>>35994918
In other words, instead of leaning forward with your back, pull back with your ass and thighs.

do you need to work out at all
cant you just do full body stretch routines

>>>/fit/

where do you work out?
gensokyo

>>35994918
>>35994918
Thank you for your advice I will add holds into the rotation.

>>35994956
If you want to be strong/beautiful/young, yes. Also stretching is working out.
>>35995006
You really only need some floor and a wall, calistechnics are great.
>>35995016
No worries. Try bridges and reverse bridges/wheel, too. Wheel is very painful at the start but it really builds your back when you get it down.
https://youtu.be/4F4lTh09Z5E

>>35995051
>only need some floor and a wall
rows tho?

>>35995072
I mean its best to do both but in a pinch pull ups are similar enough and only need a pull up bar. If they get too easy they can be modified into v pull ups or L pull ups, or you can add weight.
But yeah, rows are great.

>>35995154
my door cant close anymore i think the frame bent because of my pullup bar
its weird cause it looks completely straight

>>35995248
Kek based af.
I need to buy a new pull up bar cuz mine is doing that thing where the pipe begins collapsing.
The ones on amazon are both cheap and expensive at the same time kek

How do people tell the difference between something like バイク王　and バイク追うin spoken language? Do they just rely on context?

tfw you play a game you wanted as a kid but never got and its good

>>35995482
bitch accent

>>35995491
dang which 1

>>35995515
spongebob the movie the game

ay guys what are some self-improvement memes to fall for besides learning foreign languages, getting fit, and learning how to code?

>>35995525
u sure it wasnt south park the fractured but whole

>>35995534
wash yourself with soap

>>35995482
バイク王に俺はなる！

>>35995491
tfw too much of a Zoomer to play games because they're not stimulating enough

>>35995534
meditation

>>35995543
soap is a meme.
>>35995534
sun your anus and switch to a diet consisting of only raw meat.

>>35995534
Play an instrument, get laid, shower, brush teeth, fix posture, eat and sleep properly, 8-10 glasses of water.

sunning ur anus and getting cancer on ur hole ftw

crabbing my anus

>>35995547
you just havent tried the right ones

Do zoomers really?
>>35995482
Ah yes, the 自転車王様

chink stroke order is better

>>35995590
バイク=/=自転車

>>35995567
Are you the trip that said yesterday that は and が were both garbage yesterday and to disregard them?

>>35995592
nip order has way more wa

>>35995604
王=/=追う

forcing my foot thru ur wa

>>35995561
>Play an instrument
I can't think of one I wanna learn to play specifically
>get laid,
I once went to a brothel. It was kind of lame in comparison to porn.
>shower,
I do that once or twice a day.
>brush teeth,
I do that at least twice a day
>fix posture,
I have a good sitting posture and I use an ergonomic chair.
>eat and sleep properly,
I almost always sleep 7-8 hours a day
>8-10 glasses of water.
I drink at least 7 glasses of water a day, many times much more than that.

don't care

>>35995585
Writing fiction is more stimulating for my mind than playing video games.

>>35995678
You have to get laid by someone who wants to get laid with you anon. Sex with someone that doesn't want it, makes you feel disgusting.
Sex with a woman who is into you is the most intoxicating thing there is.
Anyway, what do you want to change about yourself? Do that.
If nothing, do that too.

>>35995678
>Sun your anus
Good idea, I will do that every day now.
>Switch to a raw meat diet
Also gonna do this.

>>35995592
>>35995613
wtf why is the japanese order completely different from 心

>>35995753
Its been folded over 1000 times into perfection.

>>35995724
Let's not kid ourselves. Not everybody out there is capable of finding somebody who will love them. You can have sex with somebody whom you met through some date and fuck site, but that doesn't necessarily mean you'll ever be able to establish any deeper relationship with them, and even if you do, it might be a dysfunctional one that will only result in one person occasionally receiving pleasure and the other one being drained out by putting in lots of effort for a meaningless hedonistic endeavour. What if I do meet someone, but that person turns out to be into weird music, taking drugs, and sleeping with several men/women night after night? What if it's a New Age cult member? What if it's somebody who likes yellow curtains? All roads lead to disappointment and misery in some way or another anyway.

both orders are cringe. here's a good order.

>>35995798
男らしくない、お前は

>>35995828
I mean, this.
>>35995798
Anon, every time you do anything, you incur risk. What gives you the high when someone loves you, is letting go and being vulnerable and them doing the same.
Its a hard sensation to explain.
Will it last forever? Probably not.
Does it hurt like hell when it ends? Yes.
But eh. There's a reason we long for it. Nothing is quite like that in this world that I've found.

>>35994665
yeah

Anyway, girls are a lot easier to get, and more human than people online seem to think they are. If you are around them, its harder to not get one than to do so.
Maybe that's your self improvement meme, be around women. (Caveat: find women you want to be around, this is actually sorta hard).

>>35994665
biggest cocks, too

https://youtu.be/izQBkUsnbY8?t=1167

what kind of native level mistake is this

>>35994665
You can't watch anime for 18 hours a day and not learn a few things 兄貴

>>35995913
Do japanese girls sound like this irl?
So based!
Is this the real power of pitch?

>>35994834
loving this streamable mang

>>35995933
kys

>>35995944
loving this post mang

its called the internet

was gonna ask a question about a somewhat rare usage of a particular word here but i looked it up instead and read an answer written in japanese and understood it entirely and intuitively. lately i've been understanding most japanese definitions that ive looked at quickly and intuitively as well. feels good, bros.

>>35995965
based

>>35995910
i read ガールズちゃんねる all day where is my gf

>>35995973
thats just what we do man, no need to talk about it

>>35995973
https://streamable.com/7f3x4x

https://streamable.com/rfbur

what do you think his level is now? can he just understand it?

there's no way eops are getting all the epic jidaigeki lines in tuki ga michibiku isekai douchuu

were all former eops

if you don't cool it with the isekai trash you're gonna be getting this foot up your ass

>>35995973
J-J dicks def pretty good

the jew fears the isekai anime

more like the jew made the isekai anime

wtf i love jews now

>>35995973
Based af.
>>35996026
Whats eop?

>>35996056
yea its basically pod commercials

>>35996076
its an acronym insecure esls made up after people pointed out the fact that they doing know english

>>35996076
english only peasant
and no just because you know some slav language as well doesnt mean youre not an eop it basically just means that you dont know japanese and dont attempt to learn it

>>35996056
lol are you kidding, do you know how mad it makes them that random japs can post an isekai story online for a small audience that eventually gets adapted into an anime that eventually reaches near the same popularity as their media in places like south america except with less than 1% of the advertising used for jewish media?

this guy gets it

the biggest cringe in hentai are hentai music videos

>>35995989
shutup retard

>>35996086
i never thought of it like that before. that reminds me of mini yoga calling quiz micro quiz and exposing himself as a non english knower

i hope they never stop making isekai cuz it's the ultimate chug material

>>35996104
i like this guy

>>35995989
true

>>35996104
Based af
>>35996092
>>35996086
OIC THX

https://youtu.be/iSkbZlEAdHc

>RTJDG
so close to rtk0g

まあ

>>35996104
this is the same as women hanging some framed trash like love live smile on their wall

konnichiwa matto desu
konkai no douga bideo ha

>>35996104
いいぞsystem360/tomosuzukiさん

>>35996187
>douga bideo

just realized ちゅう actually という let's goo

>>35995913
bruh

>>35996221
God haatyama is so hot

>>35996233
what does he look like irl?

>>35996215
should have did gae tim

>>35996104
好きなことを集める->自分になる
好きなこと->運命の歯車が動くきっかけになる

>>35996248
As long as he can do that voice with a wig on it doesnt even matter

wtf

>>35996209
dame i'd eat her ass like there's no tomorrow

>>35996284
anon still hasn't fixed his terrible 日

someone's having a terrible 日

>>35996297
ミーツー

>>35996334
wwwwwwwww

>leech'd 線路
>reset it and learn 線 along with it

>>35996391
but thats n5