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3597334 No.3597334 [Reply] [Original]

Student Council President wants to sex you up.

[ ] Run away!

[ ] OH YEAH!

>> No.3597339

[X] Run away

>> No.3597344

[X] Footjob

>> No.3597347

[x] Panic

>> No.3597346

Tits too big.
Hair too long.
Eyes too shitty.
Too much of a slut.

[x] Punch her in the gut and shit in her hair.

>> No.3597349

Ask her what she's doing tomorrow.

coolface.jpg

>> No.3597350

[X] Report thread for CYOA.

>> No.3597351

no footjob and she dies... keep that in mind

>> No.3597353

>>3597339

She pushed you down and does the work herself. Did you expect to get away?

>>3597344

Only Nekoko offers footjobs.

>>3597346

Her hair now has a unique smell to it.

>>3597347

She laughs at you and goes home.

>> No.3597356

>>3597353
I was hoping more along the lines of she'd get it cut short in order to remove the whole memory of having her hair shat on.

>> No.3597361
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3597361

[√] OH YEAH!

>> No.3597362
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3597362

[x] Run away!

>> No.3597375

>>3597356

I laughed at your choice, to be fair. I was going to write a longer post about what she did after you became a hairshitter, but it wouldn't be fair to the others who I answered.

>> No.3597421

>>3597334
[X] FUCK YEAH!

>> No.3597424

[ ] cum on her feet

>> No.3597447

[x] Have her choke on a cig.

>> No.3597458

[x] Break her arms

>> No.3597461

[x] Genuflect

>> No.3597468

[x] Get high and jump off a balcony

>> No.3597473

[x] Prevent all three girls from dying. Oh wait.

>> No.3597476

Random but pretty stranger wants to sex you up.


[X] Run away!

>> No.3597873

>Student Council President wants to sex you up.

What the fuck? No. Get the fuck away from me she bitch.

>> No.3597890
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3597890

Yuka wants to sex you up.

[ ] Run away!
[ ] OH YEAH
[ ] OH SHI
[ ] Kiss ass goodbye

>> No.3597905

>>3597890
[x] Make peace with God

>> No.3597911

{X} Lake

>> No.3597912

>>3597890
That lower body seems to be an afterthought. lol anatomy.

>> No.3597922

>>3597890
[x] Round 1. FIGHT!

>> No.3597929

>>3597890
[x] Cry as she insults me while we fuck

>> No.3597943

[X] JUMP IN THE LAKE

>> No.3597972
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3597972

>>3597890

Even in a world that allows miracles, Anon's chance of escape/survival would be minimal.

>> No.3598172

>>3597972
I know karate

>> No.3598195
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3598195

>>3597890

[X]Pray to the Nornir. If that fails, I'll rip my shirt off, cut myself and scream out to Allfather Odin to give me the strength I need to slay this Jotun in the guise of a woman.

>> No.3598207

>>3598195
>to slay this Jotun
>scream out to Allfather Odin
>dude married a jotunn already

Hahaha, oh you.

>> No.3598210

>>3597890
[x] Graze

>> No.3598228

>>3598207

>Insinuating that Lady Frijjō is a Jotunn

o, rly.

>> No.3598240

>>3598228
Jord, dumbass. Jord.

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3598252

>>3598240

>insinuating that a spouse = concubine

>> No.3598259

>>3598252
>being unable to admit selfwrongtitude

>> No.3598266

>>3597890
[x] Be her loyal loving husbando forever

>> No.3598274

>>3598259

I'm happy that you can self-analyze your own problems.

Anyhoo, you should have said 'concubine' instead of 'spouse'.

>> No.3598286

>>3598274

Also:

>In Gylfaginning, the first part of the Prose Edda, Jörð is described as one of Odin's concubines and the mother of Thor. She is the daughter of Annar and Nótt and sister of Auð and Dagr.

Go look it up.

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3598301

>>3598274
>>3598286
Nobody gives a fuck Arc.

>> No.3598305

>>3598286
Why should I? I reserve my right to copypaste from Wikipedia as much as you do.

>> No.3598306

>Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6
Claims another thread. Fuck. Why can't we get a trip/nameban on this faggot?

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3598317

Finally Arc hijacks a thread with a concept I can get behind.

>> No.3598321

>>3598305
>>3598301

>Nobody gives a fuck

You're wrong, >>3598240 does.

>>3598305

If it makes you feel any better, I'll come to your house and read the Eddas to you. Then we can toast the gods with Mead. Made it myself from the honey I bought from the local beekeepers.

>> No.3598325

>>3598306
Because he's awesome. If he irritates you that much, filter him.

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3598338

>>3598321
How about you come over and I make a finger puppet out of your esophagus?

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3598339

>>3598317

Þōrr unleashing some FUCK SHIT UP

>> No.3598343

>>3598338
Go back to Grail War, Ryunosuke.

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3598353

>>3598343

>BOOM HEADSHOT

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3598372

>>3598343
And I'll make you squeeze Devil paste from my peanut.

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