/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35969952
Sexercise!

>>35969802
Reminder that tailets are embarrassing. No self-respecting man would ever make do with a single-tailed kiddie when he could have a pure-blooded, nine-tailed kitsune. Cope.

I just wanted to dig some ruins...

horny auntie monster girls

i sure hope nothing dangerous happens

>>35969968
Well now you're going to dick some ruin-dwellers

being a cat's familiar

I have come to make an announcement

>>35970062
But what if I never let them out of the mating press position?

>>35969961
Hey could you gals keep it down?

>>35969952

>>35970323
Oh no, she accidentally spilled her drink. I'll get her a towel.

>>35969991
>tfw ywn have a cool jabberwock aunty who like to play with you
>swn watch you grow up to a fine young man while she still is a neet
>ywn come back to her place and say you love her
>swn do the speech about she is an old lady and the whole nin yards, not noticing you are getting harder
>Ywn lose it and take her right then and there
>ywn have a big family with her and make her really happy

you will join the cult

>>35969999
Think that if I dick her she will sponsor my next excavation?

>>35970395
too late, it's stained your nice rug

>>35970440
Nah.

>>35969999
beautiful digits ruin dicker anon

Growing beautiful flowers in my garden!

>>35970440
fuck no, I'd rather stick my dick in a wood chipper before a loli

>>35970323
the aunt menace

How do I distract the sheep-kobolds so I can make off with a weresheep?

>>35970635
nice juicy steaks, you sheep shagger

>>35970606
what monster make the best aunts?

>>35970647
Big Kobolds need big steaks.

>>35970707
>kolbold oneesan adopts you

>>35970440
You already convinced me with magic powers, the legal loli is just a bonus.

>>35970440
more like get spooked and freezes up as she bleats

https://twitter.com/hutoshi_19/status/1422624141396480002/photo/1
Foxzuri

how do I deal with demons like this

>>35970834
Get an angel gf.

>>35970834
By submitting.

Damn, i just saw the video where girl literally broked male penis due intensive riding. Now i`m really scared to be catched by beast type or other wild mamono.

>>35970834
impregnate with extreme prejudice

>>35970440
I just want to pet and cuddle the sabbath members. They're like adorable little dolls.

>>35970892
they'll pet and cuddle your cock with their cunnies

>>35970905
No. Non-sexual only.

>>35970841
Based
>>35970857
t. s*nner

>>35969239
I started petting one of the White Horns and now her legs are wobbling and she's shaking, I think the Yetis are looking at me with rage as well. Where are the Winterstown police if I need help?

>>35970931
it wasn't a choice for you anon to make

>>35970958
Simple, put them to sleep through scalp massages and cookies and milk.

I am going on a date with this girl. She likes the same music I do as well a s vidya. Isn't that crazy. There has to be a catch to this, its too good to be true

>>35970931
you will disappoint her anon, how can you say you truly care for her if you wont even dick her?

Kiki outfits tastefully cut to be lewder.

>>35971026
Just ask her if she's played Halo

Local vampire wants to fight. Do you accept?

Hug the buff moth, or else...

>>35970933
Not that kind of angel.

Slutty saint loli

>>35971026
Cute. What's her name?

How come my AV keeps saying all my porn is a virus despite them only being pngs and webms?

>>35971052
What if I promise to find her a boy her age?

>>35971229
I had the same issue, but have you ntocied that they have been replaced by a certain shog?

>>35971229
Don't bother with an antivirus and install Linux.

>>35971229
theres nothing wrong with those files dude trust me

>>35971233
but she wants someone to call oniisanan anon

>>35971233
There aren't 500yo boys

hitman maids..

>>35971229
>Shogbot deletes all of your porn.
>Replaces it with shog versions of all the pictures and webms.
>You can even request new shog images for your collection.
>There is no reason to use any antivirus aside from shogbot.

>>35971288
Now I know why the shoggoth ran after those men. Noo, hubby-to-bee, don't gooo!

>>35963223
mammobana provides!

Something about this cat girl seems weird

>>35971342
Well maybe she should grow up and stop being a 500 year old womanchild.

>>35970933
best angel pic ive seen, its the perfect energy

what monsters would make their houses mazes so they can chase the man that enters their house under than echindas?

Wouldn't you wanna be there to see it when your Mershark daughteru catches her first meal?

>>35971476
minotaurs

>>35969952

>>35971425
penetration is the only way to be sure

Dont monster girls have a limiter at least for their capacity to commit evil now? Thought they no longer even match up to the potential cruelty of humanity.

>>35971606
Good and evil are relative concepts.

>>35971606
In MGE? They are way too focused in true love so they don't play dirty like killing each other or enslaving people (that don't want it) as a side-effect of the current Monster Lord being a succ.
In most monster girl games the core point is that to the majority of the monsters it's natural to kill or rape because of a horrible upbringing if not being outright abandoned as the norm, but they tend to change mindset upon being defeated or taught better with some exceptions.

>Spider just crawled out of my pants
Somewhere, in an alternate universe....

>>35971115
>run my thumb along the blade edge to check it's sharp
>oops, I seem to have cut myself slightly...
>fresh warm blood oozing from my thumb...
>she drops the sword and starts to suck on my thumb like a child
The art of fighting-without-fighting

>>35971648
>They are way too focused in true love so they don't play dirty like killing each other or enslaving people
Lame

>>35971860
I am still bothered by the position of that bowl with nachos.

>>35971881
And this is why slimeSTACIES keep getting husband and fucking more than rabbits. While all the demonic hags wait for a chance encounter with a courageous hero in their castles the slimes are out there claiming men while they are still weak and immature in the starting areas.

>>35971558
Do all monster girls sparkle like that?

>>35971903
>sparkly vampire

>>35971899
they should suck it up and go pretend to be a lvl 1 mob then

>>35971891
it's webbed or some shit idk

>>35971903
Vampires do.

>>35971903
Only the ones with magical girl transformations.

>>35971899
>hags
gonna speedrun endboss hag impregnation% at level one

>>35971912
>>35971928
You just need to oil them up a bit

>>35971939
are they any spells one can cast that causes any monster hit with it to turn into magical girls and can be tweaked so the outfit doesn't fit right?

>>35970062
Ok sure but I have feelings too, so you might rape me but we have to cuddle after

>>35971981
I dunno my wife is always fighting magical girls because they consider her an ancient evil, all she wants to do is spread her benevolence upon the people and sit our daughters upon the thrones of neighboring kingdoms. So my expertise on the creation of magical girls is lacking

>>35971983
Perfect

what do you think is the most common injury in mg land? besides obvious pelvis obliteration

>>35972020
Injury to my bank account, from a Danuki.

>>35969952

>>35972010
>>35971983
After getting brutally raped, the best course of action is to whimper softly and hug the monster.
This results in very loving aftercare.

>>35972020
od of aphrodisiacs and/or raging shrooms, erections lasting more than four hours, and things like bad hips from old hags

>>35972031
She looks soft

>>35972031
the angel that god sent sure looks weird, like one of them blue elves just snatched a halo or something

>>35972031
gonna see if she tastes like blueberries

I was just starting adventuring when a kind oneesan joined my party, but lately I feel like I might have made a mistake

>>35972086
Personally I have had the exact opposite experience. A Dark Elf and an Amazon joined my party and things have never been better. They output so much damage that I don't even have to fight anymore, I can just focus on buffing the two of them. They also keep buying me really nice gear and all the best positions. My only complaint is not with my party, but rather with the Demon Lord. She really needs to update the zoning laws and building codes, it is insane that my party can bring in so much income yet can only ever afford one bed at the inn.

>>35972020
accidental damage when cuddling from strong monstergirls. Overdosing on aphrodisiacs, knowingly and unknowingly. Would Tooth Fairies run all of the dentist offices?

>>35972168
do they make you sleep in between them cause the bed is too cold as well?

>>35972187
How did you know?

>>35972211
I know cause I know a healslut when I see one

https://mangadex.org/title/a5882bcc-1b85-4e69-a4dc-2ceb93747bff
New chapter of Oversized Sextet out!

>>35972231
Yeah I don't really care for the s-word as it is degrading to men. You should be like my party members and act more respectful to boys.

>when your wife comes out of mg prison

How do I get rid of my good boy points to attract a krampus?

>>35972295
make sabbath cry, that will put you on the naughty list

>>35972265
you are a healslut so go munch some muff, while I go solo into the most dangerous quests and dungeons without a care

Monsters like non sex affection?

>>35972086
>>35972265
t.

>>35972273
my wife is too much of a goody two-shoes for that
I'd be more likely to end up in prison

>>35972348
>"Don't worry, hero. We'll find a way to reverse that shotafication curse someday."
>you don't see your party members share a knowing look with each other

how many monsters can you milk?

>>35972273
>Succubus wife in prison for 6 months for dumping half a ton of aphrodisiacs in the city's water supply as a prank
>Comes out of jail having put on some muscles and with a new rebellious hairstyle
>You expect violent rape to be the first thing on the menu
>Turns out her priorities were a nice bath, a comfortable bed and a long talk about all the crazy stuff she witnessed
>Plenty of sex came afterwards though

I want to be sealed by an ancient good for my sins.

>>35970943
>angry Yeti has had enough of the attention White Horns are getting
>she storms over and pulls you away from White Horn-chan with both paws
>pulls your arm onto her fluffy, white hair
>"PET, NOW"

>>35969952

>>35972527
No
I've already had four gallons of milk this week
Stop it
Please
No more

>>35972615
is that more milk you are asking for?

>>35972527
A man can only milk so many monsters, but a single monster can milk a man countless times.

>>35972548
>Anon gets sealed for 500 years because he just wouldn't stop masturbating to monster girls
You just had to fuck the christmas cake archangel and tell her that she still looks 18

>>35972527
Depends on how long I have to milk them as it should be 10-15 minutes per if going off cow lactation standards

>>35972527
Depends on the size

>Hand over that lunch money

>>35972628
Few people would choose to drink chocolate milk once they've had their fill of regular milk
A refreshing glass of strawberry milk on the other hand...

>>35972729
>lunch money
But I bring homemade lunch I made myself

>>35972667
>masturbating
He deserved for wasting semen like that

jinkos r cute

>>35972729
>>35972771
Time to ask her to sit with you and share your homemade lunch together.

>>35972729
>pin her down and fill her womb so she doesn't need lunch

>>35972729
come back when you are at least 8 ft, womanlet

lonely cc spider with living dolls she tries to use to get a man for them all

>>35971648
>They are way too focused in true love so they don't play dirty
But I like bad girls

>>35969952

>>35972810
They're cute until you pet her ears the wrong way and she roars at you.
That scare is worth the embarrassed blushing that comes with it.

>>35972899
>you will never

>>35971558
going to take her to a hotel in the city and fuck her absolutely retarded

>>35972929
based and same

>>35972899
I’m gonna fuck a dog!

>>35972923
Little known fact.
She has bunny fertility as well

Friendly reminder that if your loli slips out an "ara ara~" by accident, that's not your loli! It's a hag in disguise!

>>35972899
B-Big...

Can I hire a rata to find dirt about haughty monsters so I can bully them?

>>35973041
>hit her with dispel magic
>she explodes out of her clothes as her body returns to its natural, milfy hag form
>rape her not just for lying to you, but also for hiding such a sexy body from you

>>35973049
Maybe, but just be wary if she starts asking you a lot of personal questions. She might end up selling your information to your target instead.

>>35973083
What if she's the target?

help me, the hags are trying to get me

>Anon's party

>>35973158
I don't understand what the problem is.

>>35973158
Give her a birthday cake with the right number of candles. Hags hate that.

>>35972852
Why do you keep reposting this trash? we don't need ritualposting like those vermin filled boards that you seem to came from

>>35973170
>Mmm... Zug zug...

>>35973201
>Someone need doing?

Any MG eroge recommendations?

>>35973158
>FUWAAAAAAA
Guys I'm pretty sure I heard an anon orgasming, but I just see two hags smashing their chests against one another and an arm coming out between their breasts

>>35973170
>amazon convinces anon to let her join him on adventures, thinking he's an easy target
>she has no idea what she's gotten herself into

>>35973261
Ew

>>35973410
Anon, you can only be so gay until you alp.

>>35973261
Big buff girl but a hellwan.

I need a monster girl to enjoy a coffee and doughnut with

>>35973420
>haha dom girl gets dommed
No sorry

>>35973430
Why are big buff girls so great?

Need more robutts.

>>35973526
Big buff girls are nice, but they need a layer of cushion to make them truly great.

>>35973438
I hate the whole domination loss trope at this point.

I just want to see dominating girls remain dominating in spite of all efforts to dominate them.

>>35973567
Optimal buff state is big muscles and a layer of pudge

>>35973581
>"Why do you keep calling my dick 'meat'?"

>>35973587
>I just want to see dominating girls remain dominating in spite of all efforts to dominate them.
That's boring.

>>35973581
This fat fucking fox needs to be put on a diet.

what are the ways to find krakens?

>>35973581
I want to spoil her with hamburgers. This fox deserves better than tofu.

here is something for cutting board lovers

Best mg for getting over misanthropy??

>>35973599

>>35973653
It's more boring to see dominating girls consistently have the tables turned on them.

>>35973849
I'd dick the smugness out of this fox if it wasn't exactly what she wants.

>>35973868
No, it's not.

>>35973581
>>35973849
those are some BIG ears

>>35973653
You mean unlike 90% of the "femdom" doujins with the same thing?

>>35973880
Yes, it is.

>>35973881
The biggest and fluffliest. Applies to both ears and tails.

>>35973885
Most femdom doujins are the "unbeatable dom" shit. It's far from 90%.
>>35973891
No, it's not.

thinking about doing a 4koma, help me with the topic

>>35973904
>Most femdom doujins are the "unbeatable dom" shit
You need to read more then. Why do you think it became a meme

>>35973899
She looks so sweet I am getting the beetus from looking at her.

>>35973916
>Why do you think it became a meme
Because the unbeatable dom shit is so overdone, it's too boring to meme.

>>35973936
You live in some alternative dimension then

>>35973899
It's winter where I am and that fluff looks inviting.

>>35971912
i dont think people are going to get the reference now

>>35973899
one can get lost in some much fluff, so remember to tie yourself to a pole so you can get back out

>>35973966
I'm pretty sure that's you.

>>35973990
>no u
okay

>>35973934
>>35973979
>>35973989
Guys no, it's a liver eating one! You fell for it! Run!

post fat monster titties

>>35974034
ok, and... whats the deal?

>>35974035
I need to be smothered by monster titties.

>>35974034
Jokes on you, I already knew it and I embrace my fate as her meal-husband

>>35974034
I don't believe those old stories of foxes eating livers, and if it is true I will show her braunschweiger

>>35974044
How do the Undead have such massive milkers?

>>35974040
If you don't know what's gonna happen you deserve it

>>35974102
all that regret they have, has to go somewhere or it could be that the older an undead gets, the more fertile their body they become to attract men more effectively

>>35973885
as it should be

>>35974102
They may be dead but their lust keeps growing

>>35974170
Going to Exorcise some ghosts.
With 'exercise'

>>35969952

>>35974170
Is it possible to fuck the ghost? Wouldn't you just phase right through her?

>>35974228
If they have enough mana, they solidify. And ghosts that big definitely have enough mana.

>>35974228
Only one way to find out

>>35974228
Imagine how disappointing that would be for both of you. Imagine being bluebeaned for hundreds of years, unable to even use a cucumber on yourself because it phases right through you.

Gonna summon a ghost and pump her full of ectoplasm just to see where it goes.
Hopefully a particularly frightening spirit.
The sort with fangs, bloody rags, and sharp nails.

>>35974296

>>35974323
She shows up to terrify.
She finds herself trying to be spooky while her chest gets bigger to an obscene degree.

>>35974254
The bapho next to me is demanding that I remind you that breast size has absolutely no correlation with milk/mana storage or production. Bullying less endowed monsters is illegal.

>>35974345
Maybe they should get some titties if they don't want to get bullied.

You're walking home in the middle of the night. All is well until suddenly, everything goes black, all the lights nearby going out. You try to reach for your phone for light, only to find your pockets empty. You begin attempting to make your way home without light, only to have your attempt quickly cut off by a cloth covering your face and everything quickly going dark.

Who knows how long later, you wake up in a bed, with a Mamono on top of you and your body completely exhausted. You could move, but you barely had enough energy. This is the Mamono you woke up with:

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

How do you react?

Please stop posting big tiddy ghosts. I'm scheduled to fap to robutts tonight.

>>35974345
>even in death, there is still breast envy

>>35974380
Looks like the automatons need to step up their frontal armor game

>>35974380
No.
Boo

>>35974420
>When you slap her ass and her spooky moan becomes a lewd one

>>35974102
Ectoplasm tanks

>>35974380
Why not both

>>35974442
ONE OR THE OTHER

>Big titty ghost possesses a flat bakers girl

>>35969952

did someone say big titty ghosts

>>35974596
Massive tittied ghost

>>35974170
>>35974228
Fucked up how hot the porn The Calling caused decades later. And I love it.
BTW source?

Look out!

>>35974682
uhh.. the axe or the tits?

>>35974852
BUN

>>35969952

>>35974852
dark skin is my weakness

>>35974583
I want to have a high-school romance with this snek.

>>35974870
Is it?

>>35974902
it is, they make go cukoo for coco puffs

How many anons do you think believe all this is real?

>>35974870
How do you feel about this one

>>35974917
What do you mean

>>35974863
>>35974921
Bun warrior wives are for large pregnancies

>>35974921
bunnis make me want to make bunni

>>35974852
But I want cat.

>>35974870
careful, saying your weakness out loud will attract them to smother you

>>35974932
BEEG
BABY
BUMPS

>>35974921
I like dark skin girls and strong girls, but I'll never understand the appeal of this character.

>>35974961
WHAT, I CAN'T SAY THAT DARK SKINNED GALS MAKE ME WEAK IN THE KNEES

>>35974967
The biggest

>>35974870
Lucky you, the desert kingdoms are looking for men to help repopulate them

Hide your shotas

>>35974973
She's a hot, kinda dopey bunny girl, don't look too deep into it.

>>35974852
>>35974863
>>35974921
>>35974967
Is it true what they say about bunnies?

>>35974923
You know guys that are batshit out of it and believe fictional works actually exist in another dimension or something

>>35974991
But I just drank a shota potion. Should I not have?

>>35975023
why did you?

>>35972929
>>35972954
anons no you'll wrinkle her clothes

>>35975019
Why not? Some people believe the biblical god and heaven are real. This isn't any worse.

>>35975044
I thought it'd be funny?

>>35975051
truly, or was it because you wanted to be a shota getting raped by monster girls much larger than you?

>>35974983
sorry anon, you've been promoted to "sweaty choco skin licker"

>>35975047
im gonna wrinkle her insides

>>35974643
Found part of it:
https://a2ch.ru/i/7e3300fcbd6ffa7a6e9721ca39cae4e0_full

>>35975060
N-now anon, what kind of crazy person would want something like that? Haha...

>>35973844
Titania. She will force you to see the best in everyone

>>35973915
Snuggling your thick mino wife

>>35974973
i don't know anything about her character so that probably helps

>>35975083
don't tell me, you wanted to be rape as a shota by a big, beefy, sweaty, monster who stuffs your head into her tits as she milks you dry, but as a joke

>>35975094
Maximum COMFY.

>>35974372
>gargoyle
Probably scream my lungs out, finding my lower half fused to a statue and doomed to wait until she wakes up again.

>>35975060
S-Shut up. That's a baseless accusation.

>>35975109
Yeah, just a silly prank, bro. They have no idea I'm not really a shota.

>>35975140
Nice Jabber!

>>35974372
>haku
I AM SORRY FOR PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED, I WILL TRY IN YOUR CLASS, PLEASE LET ME GO

>>35975143
Why did you stutter, hiding something?

>>35975073
anon no think of greenworm anon

>>35975145
This is how old hags who larp as lolis think right?

>>35975197
he would tell you to be fruitful and make many greenworms

>>35975231
how many?

>>35975238
as many as you can

I love my Payak

>>35969952

>>35975073
I wonder if gremlin-chan can build a hover chair to get around after becoming too heavy with daughters to walk.

How do you pamper and spoil a kiki? Make messes and ask them to clean it up?

A plush toy for the kids at school!

>>35975073
>>35975275
>tfw you will never breed an army of gremlins to build you and your waifu a high tech, impenetrable citadel

>>35975244
enough to overrun all the farmland within a 100 miles? im sure i have enough love for that

>>35975282
Massage her tummy when you put a little kiki in her.

Do you have doujins someone fucks the tv ghost or something similar?

>>35975282
giving her kisses for every task she completes

Snow dog

>>35975282
Full body oil massage with happy ending

>>35975333
does she live in snow pyramids or igloos?

>>35975353
Pyragloos

>>35975333
Snow squirrel

>>35975368
what would that even look like

>tfw no big wife to use breasts as neck support

>>35975414
Neck support? My neck hurts because my wife keeps resting her massive milkers on my head.

You WILL go into the forest
You WILL be attacked by the goats
You WILL be taken back to their home
You WILL breed the goat
You WILL accept your new life as a father of the wild.

>>35975438
I choose civilization and it's advanced technology.

>>35975393

>>35975430
Anon you're supposed to lean back on her as she rests, not wear her breasts as a hat. Her tits should be on either side of your head.

>>35975438
>not besting the goat in combat
>not showing dominance by breeding her right there on the forest floor
>not making her your broodmare and siring strong daughters
cmon anon, step it up

>>35975457
Please don't post more 2B I don't want to fap again

>>35975438
You WILL go into the desert
You WILL be eaten by a sandworm
You WILL be carried off miles away into the barren, lifeless sands
You WILL breed the sandworm
You WILL accept your new life as sandworm food

>>35975459
her house looks like a hersey's kiss, which im now obligated to give her a kiss everytime i visit her

>>35975438
i love profane fertility rituals with goat women in the forest woodlands

>>35975457
Let's be honest: considering the Androids were created to love humanity to the point even 9S in his rampage was STILL hating himself how he still loved them in spite of being created as a sacrificial pawn, if the likes of 2B or the rest found (You), a human, alive, they'd likely instead imprison you in one of their bases for protection rather than prioritizing your inherent happiness.
They'd also likely take turns/participate together in reverse rape to relieve stress and fulfill (You)r sexual desires.

>>35975470
Huh? What did you say?

>>35975504
Gonna keep 'upgrading' my 2Bot's chest and rear.

>>35969952

>>35974372
>Type Index
uhhh rolling again
>Bunyip
fluffy snake, better than expected

>>35975501
They'd probably immediately prioritize finding a way to get you to breed more humans into existence. Artificial wombs, here we come.

>>35975504
No 2P either please

>>35975501
can you teach them to love?

>>35975535
I need both of them for 'customizations'

>>35975526
>Uh, is there a reason why the humans you've been birthing from my semen are all women?
>To speed up repopulation, of course. Glory to Mankind, Master.

How can I tell if a monster's weakpoint is her boobs, abs or ass?

reject ghost milk
embrace apophis venom wine

>>35975563
whichever is more exposed

>>35974372
>Alraune
Apparently, I woke up in a flowerbed. Not that I mind, mind you.

>>35975554
It makes sense in the beginning, I suppose. Only after a while would they prioritize happiness by breeding more males in for their daughters.

>>35969952

>>35975590
I guess I'll have to teach my sons how to breed the fuck out of their eventual harem members by demonstrating on their mothers.

>>35975526
I mean, it should be possible to clone a human. Isn't the issue that the genome samples they have are actually incomplete? It would make for a short genepool but would at least be a start
>>35975540
The androids in Nier all are capable of emotion and love. In fact it's pain of loss that motivates some sidequests and murder sprees. And some of them even (try) to date each other or get rejected. I dunno if it's intentional though. Earlier models apparently weren't supposed to have actual emotions, but current models are all super humane and emotional. Some machines deduced this is purposeful as humanity eventually tried to replicate themselves as much as possible (hence why they even have big tits)
>>35975554
Based
>>35975590
Also this. A male can impregnate a lot of woman, a woman has to wait 9 months. It statistically makes sense to prioritize producing females to be impregnated. Though the gene pool may be problematic for a while, as much as genetically defected humans may pop up along the way, so should genetically healthy humans, as long as the androids manage to keep a stable population through some decades to centuries, natural mutations may enable a larger gene pool. Also with their knowledge of genetics they may fix the defects along the way.
Darwinism doesn't exactly account for super protective androids protecting the human race

In hindsight, I may have just explained why men being the minority in the world of monster girls isn't a problem? So long as a single man fucks as many monster girls as possible the population should remain stable.

>>35969952
What is this fox trying to tell me?

I hate shota stuff, why would i want to be a child.

>>35975702
Yea, you can just have her be big if you like the size difference.

>>35975689
They can probably just genetically engineer the embryos in vitro to eliminate all negative defects due to incest until they can widen the gene pool enough.

Dedicated mombots actively monitoring and tweaking the growing baby towards a healthy birth while it grows in their artificial womb.

>>35975689
>I may have just explained why men being the minority in the world of monster girls isn't a problem?
It isn't a problem logistically, but life is more than logistics. Everyone would be a lot happier with a 1:1 ratio for mates.

Real robutt hours.

>>35975751
robo maids

>>35975760
oh no, the roombas will take kikis jobs

>>35975772
>just kikis job
naive

>>35975751
FUCK THE ROBUTT

>>35975783
but why? why not the organic monster?

>>35975743
Nope it's 2:1

>>35975830
Two females to one male? But that leaves a female out.

>>35975751
>tfw realizing you're literally built for human cock.

>>35975848
Nope both get assigned to one male

>>35970440
No, but the magic development division is interesting.

demons, why they so sexy

>>35969952

>>35975991
blue

>>35974372
>Werebat
How fitting. I really can't complain.

>>35976028
but why? why is that blue skin so sexy?

I think it would be cooler if monstergirls out numbered men 10 to 1.

>>35976017
>he thinks he can run
I give it until 5th street. We will find him in a back alley somewhere with his new girlfriend

>>35974372
>Yeti
Well, I knew it would happen eventually.
I am the victim of unconsensual cuddles

>>35976017
how do you make a tanuki chase after you like that? I thought they were lazy

>>35974372
>jubjub
Try and crawl away as fast as I can before I become a skellie due to the semen demon

>>35976053
there's bound to be pocket dimensions like that. good luck taking the census in pandemonium or wonderland, though.

>>35974372
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Will-o-the-Wisp
Yeah, that makes sense.

>>35976037
shhhh. no questions. do the blue.

>>35969952

>>35969952

>>35976135
I'm sad that she didn't turn out to be some tyrant offshoot

>>35976082
>"I hate capitalism!" anon cried, all Danuki in the area aggroing at once.

>>35976139
My beautiful flashlight wife

Don't make fun of a chestlet less you want to have your face turned into a throne

>>35976167
Holy fuck those thighs

>>35976154
i thought that was gazers

>>35975696
geeze
she went out of her way to shrink her tails just to give you a better look at her pantsu, what do you think?

>>35975590
>2B momster
My soul for this

wat do?

Dominant monsters are for being forcibly pampered by their husbands.

>>35976244
Die. i don’t take kindly to ultimatums.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that not all dark mages are gloomy and spooky .
Some are genki dorks.

>>35976244
Slap her tits

most dark mages who are like this are right mages

>>35976273
Is that not a Light Mage?

>>35976276
no, she is a night mage

>>35976260
how do you separate the spooky from the genki?

>>35976286
Simple.
Does she use magic from the shadow or death disciplines?
Does she make demonic pacts?
If yes, she is spooky.

>>35976286
they are the same thing, and now I like 'em a bit more cause I felt like that too at times

>>35976301
what if she summons genki demons?

>>35976413
would a monster be offended if instead of sexing her, I cuddle her and rub her head?

>>35976413
Shortstacks are just the right height.

>>35976413
Shaking that fried tofu like she wouldn't find out.

>>35976413
what is she thinking?

>>35974372
I don't react, I just submit no matter the monster girl. I just don't want to be alone anymore

>>35971878
>My sword is laced with atlach-nacha poison
>Oh shit, I shouldn't have licked it...

>>35974372
>Jinko
Honestly surprised she went to all that trouble, instead of just lifting me off the ground and throwing me over her shoulder, back to her place.

>>35974372
>Nacho
AAAHHHH SPIDER GET IT OFF ME I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE

>>35974372
>shoggoth
my fate is sealed, there is no escape from the shog, the shog has taken over and made me a puppet of her desire

>>35974372
>Griffon
I am now a treasure and I'm okay with this.