/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35762163
>>35762163

More yukkuri is always a good thing!

>>35762440
Global Citizen Yuns!

>>35762440

>>35762163
>No guro
Why even post it tho

>>35762163
>>35762440
No, this isn't supposed to be a general with pictures very obviously reposted from two previous threads.
Give these at least a week of spacing.
Saging easy.

>>35762680
We could have a dedicated abyuse thread at one point but it would have less posts.

>>35763036
>Being this against Yukkuri pictures

The Yukkuri artists are growing smaller and smaller with time. Like 90% of them are abyuse-centric and most of them deleted their shit when they began wanting to be taken seriously.

And it's easily been more than a week, faggot.

>>35762680
Because abyuse isn't in fashion, these days.

I see why Dosus raid farms, from my experience with Yukkuri Diary. Dosus are never not hungry.

>>35762163
This must be the third Yukkuri thread.

>>35762163
What is this autism?

>>35767360
Why is yukkuri abuse so popular?

>>35762163
The last thread died less than a week ago.
Give it a rest, please.

>>35770488
Oh anon, didn't you know you can't have downtime inbetween threads anymore?

>>35774443
Not easy

we need more pictures of wild yukkuri living their everyday life and going on little adventures trying to understand the human world

Why do you think people hardly make any content with the new 2hus?

Here's some content: https://vannilla.org/creamy/reader.php?read=43

Welcome to Remilia's easy shop

>>35775345
Because most Yun art was made by abusers. Many of them are good artists and eventually want to become more mainstream and get commissions and possibly deals to draw for WN/LN authors.

The problem is thay many who like such art like to have happiness and kawaiiness pervade them, and take a VERY dim opinions on needlessly abusive or dark art. Such art would have people quickly drop them and, since word travels fast with otakus, would quickly find no one wants them. And so you see that many Yukkuri artists not only stop drawing such things, but also go thorough a lot of work to remove any traces of it.

>>35762163
How the hell can you resist the urge to not be awful to these little things. I just want to round them all up and see how much pain their little bodies can endure...

Does anyone have any images of Marisa helplessly watching her hat being destroyed?

>>35778873
Your answer has nothing to do with my question.
I was asking why people, before deleting everything, if they delete their works, hardly make any content with the new 2hus.
Even if they are abyusers, why aren't they abyusing Sannyo or Chimata? Even if they go and delete everything, why aren't they deleting pictures of yukkuri Aunn?
That was my question.

>>35779328
I like both abyuse and non abyuse desu.

Most of the threads here are non abyuse just because half the fanbase doesn't like it, and we don't want to split an already tiny community in half.

>>35779328
Because I have no interesting in reducing this easy thread into a battleground of abyusers vs non/anti-abyusers. This will always happen.

If you want an abyuse thread, start your own. I will only make non-abyuse threads.

>>35779593
That's abuse, anon

>>35781470
I respect that. My tastes should be plainly obvious, but this community is so tiny I'll never get why people have to be so aggressive. Just keep your tastes to yourself and get along eajy.

>>35774676
well, I find it to be a case of people forgetting the golden rule.

>>35779593
No, but do you mean the one where she has her hat torn apart? If you do, I never saved it.

>>35779593
Here you go bud

>>35762163
>Make Yukkuri thread myself
>Gets archived after two days
>New one is up immediately
What did I do wrong?

>>35800029
Thanks anon. There's something about this that really replenishes my soul.

>>35801337
I think it's only like four or five people who regularly post these, and I was busy with classwork until recently.

Just bad luck innit.

>>35801353
There's something about accessory abuse that's really awesome. My favorite part is their reactions to it though. For a yukkuri, your accessory really is your everything.

>>35806760
Why do you enjoy abuse? Personally, I enjoy it because I like imagining beating up anyone who could do such a thing and making the yukkuris happy again. I'm looking at YOU, anon.

>>35808212
Not that guy, but it isn't really a rational thing.

It's similar to that buzz that you get after a physical fight. It just feels satisfying.

>>35765010
You sure? There's a fuckton of pools and images dedicated to it.

>>35818715
My theory is that most abyuse enjoyers (such as myself) also enjoy FF, whereas most FF mains can't stand abyuse.

So you'd be splitting it in half for minimal benefit.

At a minimum, it makes sense to spoiler all the abyuse content so that FF people can still enjoy it.

>>35779328
Just buy a stress ball.

>>35779328
Easy.

>>35828612
pls spoiler abuse content

>>35828801
That's not abuse, that's battle.

Which day is the easiest out of the week?

>>35840107
Sunday, Monday, Easy Days!
Tuesday, Wednesday, Easy Days!
Thursday, Friday, Easy Days!
Saturday! What a day!
Taking it easy with you!

>>35840944
Easy...
>Monday
Mondays are the opposite of easy. They mark the beginning of a new week, depending on who you ask.

My art
I plan on adding Yukkuri Megumu snuggling up to her at some point

>>35843990
Forgot image

>>35843990
>>35843997
Cute!

>>35843990
based drawfag

>>35843997
Very easy.

>>35808212
I'm late, but I can't really explain it either. I think its some sort of combination of a power trip and a sadism fetish.

Expressions and emotional responses are what do it for me, not really the act itself. When I see a character in some abyuse artwork poking out a Yukkuri's eyes, or destroying their home in front of them, I can feel the pain it would be causing them, and imagine how amazing it'd feel to be the one doing it. Its a satisfaction you can't really find anywhere else.

So to come full circle, I can't really explain it. I stumbled upon it one day by accident, and I've enjoyed it since.

>>35843576
Stupid anon can't take it easy no ze
Mister Monday begins the easy week no ze

>>35846411
the week is easy, Mondays are not.

>>35846411
>>35847223
If you think about it, yukkuri work every day, so Mondays are meaningless to them.

Unless Mr owner is going back to work.

It's like flying in the sky!

Hurts! Mainly everything!

Is there an English translated version of simyukkuri?

>>35762680
mentally ill people

I believe in yukkuri supremacy.

>>35846411
Monday marks a new week, another week spent doing absolutely nothing as you grow older in the currents of time ze.

>>35856052
If you're a yukkuri either you're a wild yukkuri, and you do hunt hunt every day and mondays have no meaning, or you're a pet yukkuri and mondays are when mister goes back to work.

Now that I'm thinking about it, I'd love a slice of life that begins with the human owner leaving for work on a Monday morning, and the yukkuri are bummed out and have to amuse themselves until mister human comes back.

>>35856081
>the yukkuri are bummed out and have to amuse themselves until mister human comes back.
I think I came across one like that, but it ended in the house yuus being overrun by shithead outsiders. It's a good concept though.

How do Yukkuri coexist with rats, birds etc? I imagine even an adult Marisa with a particularly sharp stick would be no match for a hungry rat.

>>35861025
Let's just hope they'll never be put into a situation where they have to fight rats and birds. If they're kept safe at home they should be OK.

>>35861025
An adult yukkuri can (barely) fight one bird or one rat to a standstill. Usually by just body slamming it over and over again.

If there's more than one, or if it's a koyukkuri, it doesn't end well.

>>35861025
They don't. Yukkuri have their own little homes. They rarely come across ground animals, but being outside is dangerous for obvious reasons. (birds)

>>35762440
>More yukkuri is always a good thing!
If they're well trained, they are.

>>35852102
>simyukkuri
That's the first I'm hearing of it, so I don't know.

>>35852102
This is the most recent public link I could find:
https://yukkuri.shii.org/posts/84919

>>35861025
Check this out: https://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/463

>>35879482
wholesome.
until the author zooms out.

>>35868823
Lumpy shits

>>35762163
Throwing thu yukkuri in the meat grinder! Forcing the starving yukkuri to eat the bloodied meat of their compressed fwends!

Could any other fanbase than Touhou's have given birth to something like yukkuri? Just taking a piece of abnormally bad fanart and running with it?

>>35896428
You just described spurdo sparde.

>>35896428
Fluffy ponies, Pengi (from Pretty Cure), Chitatsumuri (from Kemono Friends)... there are plenty, actually.

>>35899431
Oh right, and let's not forget Jissouseki (from Rozen Maiden) which is something like 4 or 5 years older than yukkuri.

>>35896428
Not sure. It's really something community driven, so any one of them can assuming there's enough people posting it.

>>35899440
oh god I forgot about Jissouseki. those pictures fucked me up as a kid

>>35903505
>Jissouseki
I know I came across a few of them the past few years but I don't know what happened to them anymore. They all probably corrupted by now.

I hate yukkuris

>>35905540
They carry on as usual, with new content being made from time to time, which is quite interesting if you consider that they've been around for almost 20 years and that Rozen Maiden is pretty much dead, aside from the "desu" meme and the occasional hentai comic by Tousen featuring Suigintoh (if he still makes them.)

>>35896428
>>35899431
Yeah, pony type things just like this were on /b/ a while back. Abuse and everything.

>>35910050
true.
>Suigintoh
?

>>35767393
>I see why Dosus raid farms, from my experience with Yukkuri Diary.
?
I'm a little lost here.

easy day followed by uneasy day
what day is it?

>>35844967
>sleeping
Wrong! This princess is deceased.

>>35926069
Easy days~
Relaxing days~
Refreshing days~

>>35926069
every day is easy day

>>35926961
Pools where Yuus are kicked to the curb all end the same.

>>35930585
Just like their lives

>>35930592
everyone's, but yuus at least live oblivious before taking the big easy.

easy

Mohawkanons

Assemble

>>35941052
present

I just read the entire wiki on these things and now I feel like I'm ready to own a pet that doesn't even exist

>>35942694
welcome to the last decade of my life

>>35926912
that's a really easy Hitler yukkuri

>>35942694

>>35957014
Shush moonies

Sakuya-san doesn't like what she sees.

>>35958978
Go back to mourning, hag.

>>35804909
Not a single wasa in sight.
True eajyness.

thread don't die easy!

>>35974492
calm down.

>>35974492
This.

>>35801337
Cute!

>>35941052
I didn't think mohawks existed.
Surely you're the unpredictable type and not the abyuse type yes?

>>35941052
Dances-with-yukkuri smell easy thread!
He come quickly, on back of iron horse.
Trade buffalo hide with house yu.

I want to eat yukkuri eyeball

>>35998586
What would they even taste like?

>>36005414
Probably like a ball of sweet gelatin.
I don't know why anyone would want to eat yukkuri or yukkuri parts though, that seems horribly unsanitary.

>>36005414
Eyes usually taste vaguely fatty, with a light organ/offal flavor similar to sweetbreads.

>>35808212

Good question, even more considering that even abuse can be a "specialized" thing, brute shit like smashing and crushing never really got me, but i love me some long winded psychic abuse, especially reaching the anti-yukkuritis zone before the death.

Ironically, the concept of abuse itself don't really stand out to me tho, i hate abuse and violence in "real life", even shit like fluffy ponies didn't get me at the time, yukkuris were and still the only exception, i can spend 3-4 hours looking at pools without getting bored a single second. In my theory, i believe there some uncanny valley shit with yukkuris that makes me boil inside with malicious intent, they looks like almost everything, humans and animals, but they are nothing at the same time, they fell like a really shitty IA made of an endles sequence of IFs at times, with the cuteness being only a facade of some truly bizarro entity.

>>35778873

Not only with yukkuris, but it's pretty common for people to spite and hide "non-serious" works at all costs in every art form that doesnt constitute something formal, i remember my time with YTP, and it was common to people to "grown up" or to "get professional" after some time, and the first thing they ALWAYS did was deleting their channels, pages and content.

Anyone here play EightViewsOfYukkrui?
I got the last version with the translation but I was wondering if there was anything I should know? How does the scold toggle work?
>>35851694
>>35815628
this is cute

>>36028190
All I have is the final demo version, I don't know what the paid copy has.
The scold toggle lets you scold yukkuris you click, but only when you don't have any action selected.
I don't know how to use it, though. I've only managed to get them to shit in a toilet, but they still keep demanding seconds or sweet-sweets.

>>35762163
Guro involves blood. These pastries don't have blood or anything close to that. Bean paste is not gore.

>>35770004
Something related to severe stress, low self-esteem, self-hate, avoidance to take responsibility for your right to be happy, and insecurity
Abyuse isn't the only thing this combination may lead to

>>35896428
Yeah, Sonic stuff

>>36005414
Their hair is akin to sugar, their eyes are probably like marshmallows. I never read up on that.

I have something of a conundrum anons, and I'm not sure how to handle it.

I RP as a high-grade Yukkuri breeder of both house and outdoor Yukkuris. I train them to be S-ranked and three-stars in all aspects, and sell them when they're old enough. To facilitate this, and to act as a main breeding source, I have appointed certain Yukkuris as "Yukkuri Primes". They're to set proper examples to the baby and kos, and I feel their presence makes training easier. They don't shit/pee very much, and they're not prone to temper tantrums when being picked up a lot.

The issue is with the indoor Marisa and WaReimu Primes. They're BIG. If the WaReimu pulls out her wand, it easily touches the ceiling. They're smothering the kos and babies and makes it hard for me to easily watch them. Moreover, they're losing the ability to hold it in, and poop much more often.

Their lifespan is also dropping at a concerningly fast pace - a star per two hours of playing time. And I feel like I'm keeping them on Yun Life Support by constantly feeding them cakes.

I don't want to have to seperate them from their charges, nor do I want them to die. But I feel I'm just prolonging the inevitable. What should I do?

where do I go for all the primo yukkuri abuse? I read all the stuff on panda already

>>36031407

I see, anon is once again projecting himself in others

>>36040555

https://yukkuri.shii.org/ still the main onr for me, in brute quantity pivix still the best place, but you will have to deal with moonrunes

>>36040591
thanks anon, this is perfect

>>36040609

NP! just as a heads up to better your experience: if you can, always check the pools before reading to see if the story was finished, there's nothing more frustrating than reading a shithead, deibu/barisa or justice story only to learn that the artist vanished 10 years ago at the climax.

>>36040555
>>36040591
Just to clarify, that site is "anything yukkuri", not just abyuse.
There is more abyuse than not because:
a) if artists on pixiv or whatever site create only abyuse content, regardless of the site serving it fans will get one more abyuse content;
b) uploaders upload what they want to upload, so if someone feel like uploading a 120-pages comic of non-stop abyuse and only 1 non-abyuse illustration, the site will get 119 more images about abyuse compared to non-abyuse illustrations.

>>36050834
adorable picture

>>36028496
after they do something bad you scold them so they know they did something wrong. you can get them to understand to use the toilet and wait for everyone to get to the food bowl before eating, stop begging for sweets ect.. it improves their behavior and makes them worth more to sell, you need to improve their education so they understand things better as well probably. it gets pretty easy to make gold badge yukkuri once you understand how it all works

easy now

It's "comes up with ideas for yukkuri doujins while lying awake with insomnia" guy again. I had one.

It begins with a description of an anon's pet yukkuri family, a Marisa and an Alice and their kos. The Marisa thinks it's very tough and likes to play with toy swords "to defend mr human." The alice is a very lady-like one who likes to arrange the furniture, put up flowers, and fuss with the koyukkuri's hair

Everything is going fine, when Mr Human leaves to go to work. The family are going about their normal business, the koyukkuri are playing, when they hear the window breaking. A shithead Marisa the size a watermelon barges in and declares this her easy place.

The pet Marisa is confident, after all, this is what she's been training for. She smugly strides up, raises her sword, and

WHACK

Next thing she knows she's lying there next to the wall she bounced off of. She doesn't know what happened. She realizes belatedly that she was in the middle of a fight, so she quickly begins to get up and

BAM

We cut to the point of view of the Alice. Alice is feeling an emotion she has never felt in her short life as a pet yukkuri. Everything is being ruined. Her perfect, well organized little life. Her strong, brave Marisa. Even her perfect, precious little koyukkuri. This can't happen, it can't be allowed to happen. She feels a deep, involuntary change coming over her

Cut to the point of view of the shithead Marisa. She's been bouncing up and down on this pathetic Marisa for a while, and it seems on the verge of death. Serves it right for hogging this easy place, the great Marisa will-

Marisa feels something poking at her from behind

I think the next part would be funnier if you showed it in silhouette with the horrified Marisa and kos watching in the background.

part 1/2

>>36073602
2/2

Anon comes home to find his pet Marisa beaten nearly to death, the koyukkuri terrified beyond words, and a blackened shell of what must have been a very large yukkuri, with dozens of stalks hanging from its forehead.

Strangest of all, his pet alice is facing into a corner, away from everyone else, not moving. When he walks over to see what's wrong, it seems to have a thousand yard stare.

After putting them back in their yukkurarium (he hadn't even used the thing in years), healing Marisa with some orange juice, and cleaning up the mess, he begins to put the pieces together. There must have been a home invader. Marisa would obviously have tried to fight it, as hopeless as that was, and Alice must have....

Anon shudders.

We cut to a few weeks later, and things are back to the way they used to be, or so it would seem. Everybody is trying to keep up appearances, but something has changed. Alice is desperately trying to act dainty, and lady-like, while Marisa's swordplay is half-hearted, as if it had somehow lost its purpose.

Anon can't help but be vaguely amused. They've found out who the real man of the house is, and now they're trying to pretend that they didn't. He wonders how the koyukkuri will turn out.

>>36014399
Dude, he meant Yukkuri eyes, not actual eyes. The fuck man?

>>36084940
If you're a peasant and you're eating a goat or whatever, you aren't just going to leave parts behind.

Don't be surprised if people are eating body parts you normally wouldn't, they're usually a delicacy somewhere.

>>35974492
Then post abuse

>>36084977
These are talking pastries made of bean paste with hair made of sugar string.
Wouldn't it be more likely for their eyes to be a pastry material or dessert in a similar vein, rather than actual organs?

>>36090705
Second

>>35808212
It's a thing you can't do in real life.
I don't get much satisfaction from it, but it's really good for venting all the anger and frustration you get from real life.
You can't just kick the shit out of your neighbour that gets really noisy when you're trying to sleep. But you can read about someone brutally murdering a piece of pastry.
You can't just start screaming at the top of your lungs when things get bad in your life. But you can look at some pictures of abyuse and it calms you down.
Also, something something weird biology something something not being creatures of flesh and blood not triggering natural disgust and compassion.

How do I make koyukkuri in simyukkuri grow

>>36028190
>Anyone here play EightViewsOfYukkrui?
Nope. Mainly because I never got a link to it.

>>36120156
Me neither. I want to play eight views, too, but there doesn't seem any easy way to get it.GGG

>>36122155
>Me neither. I want to play eight views, too, but there doesn't seem any easy way to get it
Eventually I lost interest.
Funny seeing how people are so uppity about preserving it yet they don't even share the fucking files.

literally the first link when you google the game's title gives you everything you need, retards
https://yukkuri.shii.org/forum_topics/10405

here's an edited mtl of the hint menu for 8 views of yukkuri

>>36134885
It seems fairly straightforward, like what you'd do for raising a Human baby and not just a Yukkuri

>>36143941
cute

source?

>>36143999
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/13451698

>>36144183

>>36144594

>>36093455
Shut the fuck up.

>>36144694
Why are you so angry, it's just a suggestion.

>>36093455
I think their whole bodies are pastry and filling with a skin membrane covering.

I think that's prettier than organs or organs made of pastry. Eyeballs, eh, it's Gensokyo, they'll have an explanation for it. The same kind of eyeballs used in Alice's dolls, for instance

>>36148178
The canon is gummy eyeballs I think.

>>36148107
Because you're a complete dumb retard, the world would be better off without you.

>>36155914
Pls spoiler abuse

>>35914343
personally I prefer ponies since they're not as human, but this isn't the board for it, oh well

>>36153782
stop projecting.

>>36160623
But I'm neither dumb or retarded?

>>35762680
>>35767360
>>35801337
Who are you quoting?

>>36163866
That's what a dumb person would say.

Sorely disappointed with the lack of bullying

>>36186516
thinking the next thread should be an abyuse thread

>>35801337
What is happening in that image

>>36186566
Some dude is going to the yukkuri store and looking at a display case with a goodhead alice in it.

>>36175458
No, a dumb person would say:
>That's what a dumb person would say.

>>36193248
It's okay Anon.
I won't judge you for being dumb.

>>36204035
Sure, and next you're going to say that things don't stop existing if I can't see them right?

>>35762163
mechya sugoi

>>36205731
Nope.
Just that you're assblasted over your mental ineptitude.

>>36186586
Yeah but it says "3 weeks" next to her name. Is he renting her out? Also the guy's hands appear to be shaking. Is this Alice yukkuri supposed to be used as a fleshlight or something. Maybe this Alice yukkuri is a prostitute at a brothel.

>>36232381
Three week old

>>36073704
>They've found out who the real man of the house is, and now they're trying to pretend that they didn't.
I loved this line, anon.

Writing with /v/!

>>36236459
Thanks fren.

I just find it funny that raper alice is probably the most effective combat move that a regular (non predator, not cirno or something) yukkuri has, but Alices are stereotypically feminine and polite. It's such a dramatic contrast.

Are there any yukkuri games that are not a "pet yukkuri simulator" (i.e. not Eight Views, SimYukkuri or anything by Bluesnow) nor are they made by Atami-Lab (as I've already played all of them)?
The only one I know is Yukkuri Jungle (by the same guy as Eight Views) but even according to the author it was more of an experiment than a full game and there's very little to do there.