/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Sandworms!

Got my tax returns today. I'm going to buy so much useless shit

spoiled cows!

>>35944104
males are literally made for big monster hips

>>35944176
Made to fill monster hips!

>>35944104
Ex-/d/writefag here, I got inspired by an earlier thread's comment "wotif a bicorn had a unicorn filly?" and am busy scribbling.
>I know they're not a popular acronym, but I got stuck on the question: How much NTRing is sufficient for an Anon's mana to be 'dark' enough to sire a Bicorn-daughterfu?
>And if you're only NTRing to share this togetherness with your Bicorn-waifu, is it truly 'dark'?

I love my payak!

>>35944273
I'm not a haremfag, but to them there is a difference between "I will get an additional wife and I will still love my first wife just as much" and "WOAAAHHHH HELLHOUND-CHAN YOUR PUSSY IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN MY WIFE'S, I CAN'T BELIEVE I MARRIED THAT DISGUSTING BITCH, I MUST DIVORCE HER", the acronym describes the latter.
And if you're asking if it's even possible for a Bicorn to give birth to a Unicorn, let alone if there are special conditions needed for that, that's still unknown and should be asked to KC.

>>35944273
It's not NTR, it's adding wives to the harem. As for the bicorn giving birth to unicorn, You can just headcannon something. As long as it doesn't contradict the established lore, no one should have any problem with it. There's a lot of headcannon going o in the fandom, and KC usually responds in yesno japanese fashion, when asked about it.

>>35944296
Is that beach atlach nacha?

>>35944353
>>35944441
I wonder... Would a bicorn give birth to unicorns?

Bicorns are created when a unicorns energy is mixed with different monsters, but would that style of corruption really extend to their children?

>>35944273
I'm not sure that's possible based on MGE's lore. Unicorns are very unstable, just sleeping with a man who's a non-virgin is enough to turn her into a bicorn.

>>35944607
>>35944611
Maybe in some cases their placenta works so well that their mana remains pure in the womb.

>>35944611
Yeah but if Bicorns have no way to revert back or both unicorns, those would over time go extinct. That's why I think it'd be possible for naturally born bicorn to revert to uni/birth uni, if her husband refuses to cuck her.

>>35944597
Yep!

does anyone still remember her?

I just want to love the smug cat

>>35944775
Hold my beer.

>>35944822
Gonna make her wear that outfight while heavily pregnant.

>go to an urologist
>he tells you to get a seminogram
>results come back with incredible ammount, motility and an excellent morphology
>the next day You wake up and look out of the window
>a lot of powerful mamono are out there on the street trying to look normal
>one echidna is visibly perked up by the fact You are awake
How do we deal with clinics selling sperm data to powerful monsters?

>>35944894
I wonder if cheshires get litters like regular cats, mge mentions annoyingly little about that information on species.

>>35945013
I hope so.
Because I would try to do s oregardless.

>>35945024
>INCREDIBLY smug Cheshire showong off her massively gravid belly
>"Why are you so hot and bothered husband? Surely you're not into pregnant ladies...are you?"

>>35945061
She'd be biting that pillow soon after.
I don't think I could hold back from that pregnant purple cat.

>>35945013
>your very own cute and funny harem in only a couple years work

>>35944775
I do, they’re just boring and not sexy so I don’t care about them

>>35945235
>boring
they're floating mofus that make you trip balls

If you could have one artist, any artist, doesn't matter if he does commissions or not, draw you a picture of whatever you want, what artist would you choose and what would you ask him/her to draw you?

>>35944104
>Soon anon's virginity will be mine!

>the year is 2026
>crime has become nearly nonexistant after the mass production of automaton police officers, and human men were required to wear stress monitoring bracelets
>anon is sitting on a park bench, contemplating his life, when his bracelet goes off, alerting a near by automaton officer
>standing over him, her massive breasts nearly block his view of her face, the upper half of which is hidden by a visor
>from his seated position, anon notices that there is a slit in her uniform under her breasts that give him a clear view of the bottom of her cleavage
>"Citizen, your stress levels are beyond the acceptable range allowed by law. This officer will now follow basic de-stressing protocol. Please present your penis to the officer."
>anon is caught off guard and unsure of what to do, but her emotionless expression, glowing red visor, and her warning that he has "five seconds to comply" intimidate him into following orders
>he let his dick pop free of his pants and the automaton officer responds by kneeling in front of him and inserting him into the slit in her uniform
>the feeling of her huge chest stroking and squishing his penis causes him to blow in no time
>"DNA identification acquired. This officer is now assigned as your personal stress relief officer. Please feel free to use me at any time."
>as the officer continues to squeeze out anon's semen between her breasts, anon notices that similar automaton officers are sucking, fucking and milking other men in the park

>>35945312
Either krekk0v or donaught drawing my wife. There aren't many artists that get meaty girls just right for me.

>>35945358
Apparently anon is a gnome

>>35945097
Daughterus are not for dicking!

>>35945312
Metal Owl a picture of me and my wife. But you know, without any of the shit fetishes he does. Venus girls are best girls.

>>35945312
Michaelangelo Buonnarotti painting of me and my Manticore wife playing video games.

>>35945312
Sensually bathing Black Dragon by Frank Frazetta

>>35944104
>You're not thinking sinful thoughts, are you?

>>35945640
oh, its time for my daily sin removing

buy it

>>35944104
Wanna see something BLESSED?

>>35945544
cute frills

>>35945731
>tfw no hag bicorn gf who likes to lend me out to her friends

>>35945731
But I don’t wanna be a cuckquean’s husband

>>35944104

why does gappy like to bend over in front of me?

>>35945805
BUY IT

>>35945640
Every day. I clearly need to be punished, sister.

>>35945886
You should poke your finger into that funny looking spot.

>>35943995
There is something weird about Regura’s hags. They caress and talk so caringly yet mercilessly rape the guy to the point he is drooling or fainting while doing it

>>35945986
that makes them so perfect, I want a hag to lure me in with her honeyed words and their gentle demeanor then rape me brutally as she keeps up this demeanor

Which one of you monsters stole Miss Bishop's slab?

>>35946056
Underwater wendis

>>35945986
But that's why they're so good

>>35946056
WHAT'S YER OFFER?

>>35946023
>mega milf hitting on you at the bar
>sweet and demure
>body anything but
>time to bag a hag
>go back to her apartment
>sweet passionate lovemaking
>laying next to her on the bed savoring life
>"Ara, finished so soon?"
>go another round
>"Surely such a young virile man isn't going to leave a lady unsatisfied?"
>tell her to give you a minute to let you rest
>gives you a motherly smile
>fucks you into the mattress despite your increasingly desperate pleas for mercy
>wake up to breakfast and a note explaining she had to get back to her office job
>it's got her number on it, and a warning to be back here tonight or she'll drag you back herself

>>35944176
>can't say BHC anymore because of Bitch Breaking

>>35946101
Is that what they call Selkies now?

>>35946133
Fuckin mamono, making everything PC nowadays

>>35944104

Jinkos are the most marriable monstergirl

>>35946259
And the most cuddleable

>>35946192
PC MGC doesn't get explored enough.
>men are pushed by tanukis to make an OnlyFans because it's "empowering"
>"men respectors" turn out to be massive sex pests
>sexual harassment training is really done to give men ideas as how to hit on certain monster girls
>some monsters overcompensate for their fetishes by pretending to hate them (elves protesting against being targets of rape, foxes act as "shota protectors", hellhounds protesting against rape)

>>35946259
*succubi

Cheeki Breeki shogs.

Monstergirls doing 3DPD stuff!

>>35946259
>>35946278
They're just so good.

>>35946391
Big cats love water and I love them

>>35945253
And they really like Yoshi’s Island for some reason.

>>35946289
That sounds kind of fun tho.
What would manticores and Wights be?

>>35946289
>sexual harassment training is really done to give men ideas as how to hit on certain monster girls

>the Succubus in HR gives the Sam sexual harassment speech to all the new guys every year
>most slides just include what she likes and pictures of her in lingerie

>>35946388
No.

>>35944273
Don't take the bicorn cuck jokes here too seriously , they're still monsters who follow KC's rules

>>>35942197
This actually happened with a young farmer couple in Eastern Europe.

>>35946114
Weird how he did a doujin similar to the first half a vampire hag wants to steal a guy’s virginity

>>35946603
Do you even know what a blue board is?

>>35946603
Oh boy, enjoy your vacation anon.

>>35946603
BASED

>>35944104
What monster girl looks best in Morrigan cosplay?

Hard mode, no succubus-family monsters

>>35946289
>be me, an 18-year country boy coming to the big city to go uni as the first man in my family to do so
>Its my first time there but I hope the locals are not too bad
>I meet some of my classmates, an unusually meek hellhound, a tanuki who talks about having me star in one of her films, elf who talks about rape is bad, and a old fox who looks like she is the most trustworthy adult I had ever seen
>they tell me they are throwing a party for me since I am breaking the stereotype of hillbillies being stupid
>I get a drink from the fox and begin to feel very sleep
>I wake up to feeling something good from down below
>I open my eyes and see the hellhound sucking me dry, I try to move her off but notice my hands have been chained to the bed
>get absolutely raped and have it filmed by the tanuki
>country boy duped:the poor boy edition

>>35944104

How can people have a favorite monster with so many good species out there?

>>35946777
It's simple. You recognize the superiority of demons and pharaohs then go from there

>>35946777
I'm weak to soft cows.

>>35946259
You mean Elves

>>35945873
>4 ears
Stop it

>>35946777
well, angel. I like big dummies and wurms fit that bill very well

>>35946777
I like muscles, boobs and horns on a tall, aggressive lass
minos are perfect

>>35946777
Choosing a favorite is pretty hard. All that thinking! Wouldn't it be so much easier to let someone else do all the thinking for you?

>>35946777
You just think what you find appealing and narrow it down from there.

Not enough Indian monsters

>>35946896
Best I can do is 20-30 monsters

>>35946912
Asura when? She's PISSED OFF she doesn't have a profile yet

I remember earlier people were talking about bringing monster wives as party members on a dungeon run. I just now thought "How does that work?". Maybe it's like a theme park and the "hostile" monster girls help your wives entertain you with a fake fight you are a unknowingly participating in. I imagine the monster girls might keep it all a secret and make sure men remain oblivious to the fact that it's all faked and have their memories there changed if they find out.

>>35946777
Choose whichever would make the most welcome addition to the family. If that isn't enough, pick the one that would be produce the most welcome additions to the family.

>>35946970
That’s part of what I didn’t understand about the dungeons that were talked about in Dragonia. Apparently they have a lot of treasure and such but are guarded by monsters? So what happens when a guy who’s already married enters one? Do they still attack him or just let him waltz around and pick up whatever he wants?

>>35947076
>So what happens when a guy who’s already married enters one?
Mrs. Echidna has a son-in-law now.

>>35947076
>>35947109
Sorry, I misread. If he's not into polygamy, they probably just tell him to get lost and throw him out if he doesn't get the hint.

>>35947076
wild/"feral" monsters still exist, along with actual monstrous creatures, theyre still somewhat dangerous pertaining to mostly not letting do what youre trying to do. also the environments can still be deadly, like loose ground or ice crevasses

>>35947076
well in lore it's already stated that most monster couples don't give a damn about money and just fuck and enjoy each other
maybe they bring in someone who doesn't have a gf or is still human along

>>35947076
>dragon mom enters her femcel daughter room
<Since You were unable to find a husband Yourself, I brought You one.
>drops thief Anon on the bed and leaves
>both he and she are beet red and avoiding eye contact

>>35947140
I imagined that if someone were to be in grave danger somehow in a theme park dungeon the "backstage" dungeon monster girls would rush to the rescue and any men who saw it happen would have their memories altered.

>>35946777
just think of what you like, then find the ultimatum of that

>>35946777
Man, I just love robots.

>>35947135
And if a boy who is too young for marriage but has a family enters the dungeon he gets told to come back when he is older. Maybe they'll give him some candy on his way out.

>>35944104

>>35947339
The best kind are the ones capable of providing their master with biological children. She doesn't look like that type.

>>35947218
Fucking memecats

>>35947392
She just needs the right modifications.

The best monsters are huge sluts but only for you

Reminder to thoroughly verify if your mofu is indeed a fox or some animal larping as one

>>35946960
Would be cool.
MGE could really use a multi-arm girl.

>>35947532
I always wanted to see those multi armed girls from wow get a MGE profile.

>>35947532

>>35947637
based melon

>>35944822
maam youre dripping

>>35947637
>>35947652
Big Melons

>>35947637
BEEG cat

>>35947637
Cute kitty

>>35947715
She saw him posting Sneed on /tv/

Capcha: KA__T

>>35945601
Haha, yeah I'm glad I don't have a catgirl

Now to eat this nice hamburg-

I want to adventure in the kingdom of big cats.
I want to take in their grand physiques!

rapekot > memecat

>>35944104

all cats are shit, change my mind

>>35947989
Anon

>>35947972
You're not wrong

So, I asked Kenkou via Patreon if he ever intends to introduce Lizard centaurs like the Dragon Ogres or Zoats from Warhammer Fantasy but he's never heard of Warhammer Fantasy.

>>35948042
Shitposting here is one thing, but why are You bothering KC with this Warhammer shit? Leave the guy alone.

>>35948065
It's a single Patreon question that he can answer at his leisure and I wait until one question is answered before asking the next. I doubt he's that bothered.

>>35948042
warhammer isnt very popular in japan, i think the behir is better for the lizard taur

>>35948042
>Asking a japanese man about Warhammer
Anon, that's like me asking a football player about Gundam

Does anyone have that picture of a Manticore saying Yes?

>>35943931
>>35943959
It's how Caroline got made, not that! But I do like the idea, nonetheless!

>>35948113
>played football in hs and college
>love the Gundam series so much I even have a Zaku tattooed on my arm
I beg your pardon?

>>35947972
ITTY
BITTY
BABY
PAWS

>>35948042
>>35948096
You deserve to die in a grease fire.

>>35948252
not him but chill, KC takes inspiration from a lot of sources his question was legit

>>35948166
Yes

>>35948244
You are the exception.
Although you have a good taste in grunt suits

Fat tittied sex crazed birds!

>>35948332
People would be less hostile to him if he stopped posting those vodka scribbles.

So, which one would win in a fight? Both are pretty top tier, and they seem like the kind of friends who would fight all the time.

Since the majority of monsters have non-consensual sex with men for their first few encounters, did you get raped by your wife when you two met for the first time? How was it?

>>35948778
Agreed, fuck those russians being everywhere.

magical girl hag squad, y/n?

>>35948986
Yes.
Although I've been kicking the idea around of magical monster girl lolis that go full Cake mode when they transform.

>>35949000
sounds very interesting, it seems perfect for sabbath members who are obsessed with power to even become the very thing they depise

>>35948778
The least he could do is post nice vodkarune pictures instead.

>>35948986
sure.
i want to apply to be a part time villain and get attacked by 3 different groups of magical girls since there aren't enough eligible single villains to go around.

>>35949027
A full figure.
A fuller chest
All crammed into a magical girl outfit that ill fits her while fighting for love, peace, and that Anon she likes.

>>35949036
Why Russians so obsessed with monster girls?

>>35949098
Have you seen russia?

>>35949098
Same reason everyone else likes them.

>>35949107
Yes, it`s cold country with brutal sibirian warriors and beutiful ice queens.

>>35949107
But MGE is much more popular in US. So US is shittier than Russia?

>>35949154
yes

>>35949154
Yes but in different ways.
That and the US probably has more people with internet and access to japanese media.

But I’m brasileiro...

>>35948883
>Gazer
+magical
+agile
+sharp teeth
+dirty fighter, would be willing to use many tactics
+mean, great trash talk skills
-small
-physically weak
-eye weak point

>Jabberwock
+probably invincible
+absurdly powerful
+big
-fat
-lazy
-prideful, weak to trash talk

>>35949166
Now that's a reason to seek escapism.

>>35949166
So who is your favorite girl?

>>35949098
escapism just like everyone else

>>35948950
yes, it was nice, a lot of hugging makes it feel very intimate

>>35944104

>>35949224
arent snakes coldblooded?

>>35949188
After angels that can rape you for years, Cheshire

>>35949231
that doesnt mean they wont overheat

Gonna go down to the bakery, buy the biggest christmas cake I can get, and use it as the catalyst for a summoning circle.

Chapter 3 in Andy's misadventures.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32689915/chapters/81820918#workskin

>>35947854
Leaving your burg around a hungry wolf, unguarded, is a dangerous game.

Reminder that village girls make for great monsterization material.

Cerberus!

>>35949475
Village girls are for staying human and having many sons with!

>>35949475
fuckin holst genes going strong

Remember to try and run away. They like a good chase and will appreciate it.

>>35949500
I throw a stick in the opposite direction.

>>35949488
Why would I want sons? They aren't cute like monster daughters.

>>35949475
Human girls are for adventuring with while they slowly build up corruption/Demon Energy until they transform to get stronger and protect (you)

>>35949500
why do banidts always want my shit when I am carrying meat

Thank goodness all those thousands of evil Monsters are imprisoned and contained. It's a good thing there's no careless Anon to pull the 'release all monsters' switch near the entrance.

>>35949551
>Hey boss, what does this lever do?

>>35949568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0dkF8CZxks&t=24s

She'll give you a two minute head start, just for fun.

>>35949551
Would it be a battle royale for whoever gets to "repay" anon or would a gang of tightly-knit "evils" with the most power take him without contest?

>>35949551
I don't know man, this Fox is making some good points.

>>35949551
hey, I ain't evil, I just happened to cause the largest sabbath milfiying of all time and tried to jump over the castle of the local lilim after I spraypainted virgin on the walls

>>35949524
>your party members are gradually getting sexier
>they are frequently trying to find time to sneak off to privately masturbate to the thought of you
>subconsciously rubbing up against you without realizing it, then getting flustered when they do
>the day comes when you get beaten badly by the big bad and they do a super saiyan transformation sequence turning into monsters to protect you
>spend the next few weeks being doted on in bed by your new wives while you recover

>>35949593
I'll spend that two minutes irrumating her as hard and deep as possible.

DON'T FUCKING RUN AWAY FROM ME
I'LL END YOOOUUUU

>>35949614
>cause the largest sabbath milfiying of all time
>bunch of sabbath girls desperately trying to keep it together and act like nothing happened
>milfy fertility goddesses calling young boys "onii-chan" and trying to act cute

>>35949551
I'd rather be in prison, free food, free room and board, free gym, and you have people to talk to.

>>35949649
The yelling just makes me want to run faster

>>35949580
>whydoweevenhavethatlever.jpg

>>35949649
The thrill of the hunt.

>>35949649
>I'LL END YOOOUUUU
That's not going to make him want to stop running.

>>35949649
>you just said that she was a femcel who needed to get outside her castle
>still worth it

>>35949681
>Due to a computer error, Anon is sent to a prison for dangerous Monsters instead.
>The administration would fix it, but they're just curious to see what happens.
>You'll be sharing a cell with 'Big Tammy'.

>>35949726
>in b4 I somehow tame Big Tammy

>>35949716
Please don't troll the lilims on 4mon. They might be super powerful entities, but they are still girls you know.

>>35949740
All it took was chin scritches and belly pats and Anon had that giant Ushi-Oni under control.
Maybe Anon really is a monster after all.

>>35947602
Those are just multiarm girls from Hindu mythology.

>>35949761
am I? I was just doing what I saw that she needed

>kiki asks you about your day

>>35949796
Today I learned that in the future all our cleaning will be done by robots!

>>35949808

>>35949835
Uh, I mean, they will still be inferior to the skill of a trained maid.

>>35949796
was thinking of some fat shog tits and ass

>>35949796
I'm more upset than I thought I would be

I want to marry a harpy!

>>35949835
>>35949835
bullshit you won't pull the trigger and wheres your damn Markov, you capitalist kiki

>>35949924
Same.

>>35949946
imagine calling her a dork and seeing her cry haha.

>>35946842
I thought that were her hare

>>35949796
Work was okay, I need a shower and a beer and hopefully the MGC Boy Stealers will win tonight!

>>35949796
was looking for a gf and found none, not even a loli wanted me, can you understand that?

I NEED a Pharaoh wife

>>35950077
thats a werid lookin sword

>>35950077

What's the funniest way to corrupt a hero?

>>35950156
Do incubus farts contain mamono mana? Cause I can think of a funny way

>>35950077
I need a pharaoh momster wife.

>>35950156
cunniest one

>>35949924
I want to fuck one in the ass until she flies funny.

>>35950156
Turn his little sister into a monster girl

Slimes are becoming too strong!

Why are older women so dangerous?

>>35950119
In what moment do you thought that it was a good idea to post that reaction trash? Have you realized where do we are right now?

>>35950481
we all have the notion that we need to listen to our elders so we trust old hags since they must know a lot since they lived so long. They also tend to be the most voluptuous monsters which evoke an aura of gentleness and protection. They also tend to appear calmer than their younger counterparts. It is these facts why they lure their prey so easily and are unware of the danger until they have been fully ensnared in their arms with no hope of escape as they sink their claws into the helpless lambs

How to stop a cat fight?

>>35950584
offer them the gift of your dick in a box if they behave

>>35949617
Golden ending unlocked.

>>35950584
they cannot beat the cock

>>35950584
bark at them

>>35950584
You have either two options:
>catnip bomb
Or
>BECOME THE PILLOW MAN

What monster girl species make the best hags?

>>35950584
Throw on a pinstripe shirt and act as a ref.

>>35950481
They know their biological clock is running down.

>>35950651
demons

>>35950580
wrong thread dude

>>35950668
>send a monster a picture of an empty egg carton on an anonymous imageboard
>have a good laugh about it and go to sleep
>woken up by a loud crack against your window
>throw open the curtains
>a yolk slides down your window amidst the shattered remains of an egg
>hag monster is in your yard with a carton in one hand and a crowbar in the other
Uh oh

>>35950668
do those markings actually do anything?

>>35950732
pretty, though

>>35950651
All of them. Hags aren’t just confined to a certain species; they’re a stereotype that is very old, very horny, and very desperate, they are all amazing and all need to be loved.

>>35950735
>send a pic of my sweaty body after a workout on an anonymous imageboard
>ask why should I fuck hags and not lolis ?
>also ask why should I care about lolis too
>replies in the thousands
>do it again expect vice versa, get even more replies
>shit on lolis in both threads

How to get a lilim to look at me like this

>>35950833
act that one scene from her favorite porno perfectly

>>35950833
Be the chief god's chosen hero and express to her that you wanna abandon your mission and fuck monsters

>>35950833
kick down her door and say her mail order husband has arrived

What's 4Monsters like?

>>35950759
sometimes. you can look up dark insignia in the sabbath grimoire

I want to get a hag both butt and pussy gregnant.

>>35950887
>gregant
here ya go

>>35950887
How is prangent formed?

>>35950894
My bad.

>>35950895
Sorrm meet wggs.

>>35950791
>Hag bodies are made for abuse and withstand a post workout fucking
>Lolis are small and weak, unable to withstand your lust
>Hags are heavier and offer a better way to train your muscles out of the gym
>Lolis are light and don’t offer any resistance

How do you get a succubus to break in to your house and fuck you awake in the middle of the night?

>>35950920
kiss them, then run away

>>35944104

Can you summon demons with magic? I'd much rather do that, it seems a lot more fun

>>35950923
That's embarrassing. Is there a way that doesn't require me to make a scene in public?

>>35950926
probably, just don't mess it up or you'll get a chicken
>>35950930
>wanting a succ to come and get you without giving her a reason to
ngmi

>>35950937
>just don't mess it up or you'll get a chicken

How much trouble would someone get into if they sold defective, false positive pregnancy tests to monsters?

>>35950956
is it me or are angels getting lewder cause they can't get any men?

>>35950956
>No other sizes of this image found.
>Possible related search: religion

>>35950962
This seems like the kind of thing that would warrant actual violence. I could see a wisp cleanup crew scraping up the remains of a guy who told a dragon "it's just a prank" after trying to get pregnant for two decades.

>>35950962
they can rely on bestial instinct at the moment of conception

>>35950962
20 years in the cuddle pits of mount doom. That's one of the capital crimes against the Kingdom of the Demonlord.

>>35950956
God I love Jibril

>>35950954
oi, pyrolisks are rare species

>>35950968
Slandering an angel is a grave crime, you m*nster apologist. You are not leaving until impregnation.

>>35950974
Why does that Cheshire have blonde hair.

>>35950982
AIEEEEE

>>35951000
objectively the best kind of angel: clearly corrupt and lewd, but acts righteous and holy. punishment via fucking, guiding 'lonely mortals' down the 'right path', etc

>>35951000
I speak not slander but the truth, and you are lonely and I wish to help

>>35951007
Because.

>>35951020
morality's nice and all but i'm there for the hips

>>35951020
Based

You WILL live in the desert
You WILL marry a desert monster
You WILL have many bronze skinned daughters

>>35951054
What about purple daughters?

>>35951054
no, I will live in the jungle and capture myself a wife

>>35951020
>clearly corrupt and lewd
What do you mean? So I guess all the nightly penis inspections have just been a ruse to get me to have sex with her?
Next thing you’re gonna tell me is that our daughters didn’t just magically happen like how my Angel ward tells me they were conceived.

>>35950861
You'd have actual content and discussion and the good kind of weaponized autism on most boards, but it would still be full of

>90% of shitposters are cheshires. They are destroying the site.

>I hate cheshires so god damn much.

or would that be bunyips?

>>35951109
and all the shitty opinions come from the yetis

>>35951054
>have blonde hair
>realize it's a possibility ny snake daughterus will be bronze with blonde hair
yyyYYYYYYEEEESSSS

>>35950916
>Lolis are small and weak, perfect for fucking gently
>Lolis are light, optimal for carrying around and bending over things
Fixed

>>35951150
This is the ideal body shape

>>35951150
>optimal for carrying
then they must give me a good workout as I carry them, I don't do light weight

what monster is the more dangerous the smugger she gets?

Don't you want a succ onee-chan who is super touchy-feely?

Hmm...

>>35951191
No.
I want three.

>>35951094
I'm sorry to tell you anon, but her intentions were lewd. I advice you contact local authorities. I'm sure the therapy hellhounds will help you feel better.

>>35951194
That's some dangerous amounts of onee-san energy.

>>35951191
Yes please

>>35951191
yes, I do. I want her to molest me as she slowly worms her way into my mind and breaks with the pleasure she gives me , turning me into her perfect pet

>>35951192
What do I get out of it?

>>35951203
I’ll gladly take the responsibility.

>>35951028
my extensive research of fapping to cheshire kittens made me assume they're always born with the same haircolor, but I guess they could always dye it

>>35951225
I've always assumed that cheshires have easter egg colors.
So robins egg blues, yellows, lilacs, and the like.
So you get a nice, colorful variety

>>35950916
consider the following

>>35951237
sounds like a bit of cope, cause they get my dick to stand and doesn't stand for just anyone

>>35950916
Did you just call hags heavy?!

>>35951242
need

>>35951191
I want to OD on charm spells

>"i can't get a gf ,so ill become the gf!"

>>35951243
They're gonna be heavy with my daughters once I'm done with them.

>>35951234
could be, there is some green/blue cheshire floating around, and the more pink than purple variations

>>35951243
what, thats cause their old hags with quite a bit of meat on them

Who would be the first monster to get you if you posted an image of yourself with a sign that says: "Free to a good home."?

>>35951259
Gonna bully a nerd alp with my dick. She's going to learn the joys of motherhood.

>>35944916
Just sell the semen myself

>>35944104

>>35951192
something about the very clearly powerful and/or rapey monster girls asking for help after being locked up/sealed in some way is weirdly good, as is the idea of them immedately taking you for themself the second you free them

>>35951252
magic-based mind breaking is the second best kind, second only to whatever the fuck mindflayers do

which mg is the rapiest?

>>35951339
not the hellhound

>>35951339

>>35951265
Well, for me I always picture as the brighter, warmer colors.
Wonderland would be fitting like that.
Or a Pink/white coloration

>>35951339

>>35944104

>>35951339
They're cute demeanor is a mask that hides the fuck machine under it.

>>35951355
if theres a hellhound does that mean theres a heavenhound?

>>35951443
Not impossible.

>>35951433
I would still bully her and call her a nerd even while she is raping me

>>35949796
I was horny all day because I didn't have a cute meido to screw at work

>>35944104

>>35951474
How would monsters react to a dude going on nofap to try and fix his libido “problem”?

>>35951527
NOOOOOO

>>35951527
shoulda bought fried tofu at the last vendor

>>35951550
probably with terror and to try and get them to go through therapy. to them it'd be like trying to get rid of a good personality trait. they'd probably also attempt to make him break his promise himself

>>35951550
an addiction to wanking isn't a libido problem, but a mental one
I can only imagine they would be supportive (and annoyed at all the 'waste') at least if the dude wasn't being dumb and going full semen-retention on the issue

>>35951527
Why is she angry with me?

>>35951527
>no edging option

>>35951527
thank god I have burg

>>35951550
pretty sure they can get by on unconscious seduction alone

What is the perfect MG to have sleep sex with?

do shogs sleep and can I surprise one?

>>35951339
Cursed rapier

>>35951191
To what old gods did Regura sacrifice to draw like this

>>35951655
Oh? Look again
>>35947854

>>35951727
>27>>35951191
>To what old gods did Regura sacrifice to draw like this
to father time, now get to drawing fag

>>35951709
no and yes

>>35951793
so, I can be sure that she will probably be right over me looking at me while I sleep

>>35951808
sure, but that's most monsters

>>35951817
now that will take some getting used to

>>35951645
Oh, you know.

>>35948252
Chill out
You take this stuff too seriously

>>35951830
Keep that Fox away from my delicious liver!

>>35951836
aw, she so cute

>>35951836
Who's the artist
Twitter files are so fucking hard to trace

>>35951836
Hellhounds can't be tamed, they can however, lose a bet.

>>35951658
>that tummy
It isn't fair. How are human men supposed to resist that? It's impossible.

>>35951852
https://twitter.com/Pageyrs1

>>35951835
Nope your liver (and the rest of you) is now hers.

>>35951836
magical girl hellhound gf

>>35951830
ah, another monster femcel

>>35951899
A fate worse than death for a proud hellwan.

>>35951935
at least she wasn't a cake, think of all that meat in poor fitted outfit

>>35951887
Nooooo! How could this happen?!

>>35951830
this fox seems smug and very thrustworthy

>>35951949
>meaty magical CC girl
yes please

>>35951958
>thrustworthy
blessed typo

>>35951949
the clothes always tear anyway when she powers up with beast boost

>>35951971
wat typo?

>>35951952
HA! Now you have no escape!

>>35951958
Yes she is

>>35951926
It's not their fault they have a bad rep. they must take any opportunity they get

>>35951887
>non-alcoholic fatty liver disease
>tfw you're literally foie gras for a kumiho

posting best mofu

>>35951949
That is exactly what this thread needs, more cakes

>>35951966
Meaty stronk, or meaty pudge? I like both at the same time.

>>35952167
i am not gonna lie, she looks like a he

>>35952187
I don't see it.

>>35952199
i think its the fade

>>35952167
>Meaty stronk, or meaty pudge?
yes

>>35952199
i sure do