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patchouli is best touhou

>> No.35830616

She’s a FUCKING NERD

>> No.35830619

>>35830575
I want to kiss her on the lips.

>> No.35830998

>>35830616
*smelly neet

>> No.35831018

kuso thread

>> No.35831049
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>>35830619
You actually want to lick Patchouli's gunt crease clean.

>> No.35833207

>>35831049
Eww gross.

>> No.35833447

>>35830575
she's just an asthmatic loser

>> No.35837528

>>35830575
I agree, I wish I had a Patche Fumo.

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>>35831049

>> No.35842952

>>35831018
predicted
>>35831049

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>>35831049
Die.

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>> No.35850339
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35850339

Patchy!

>> No.35852909

>>35830575
Indeed!

>> No.35853208

>>35830575
I hate Patchouli. I hate her so much. Worst 2hu.

>> No.35855669

>>35853208
How many times were you done in by Patcho?

>> No.35857036

>>35850339
That's not Patchouli.

>> No.35858392

>>35830616
and that's a good thing.

>> No.35863688
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35863688

She deserves love

>> No.35865932

>>35863688
I'm sure Sakuya, Remi, Meiling and Koa are her only friends. All she does is read or sit in her Library.
Also, it just dawned on me. The Jojo nonsense made me realize that Patche might be a subtle reference to Purple Hermit. Patche is mostly secluded from humanity, and she's purple.

>> No.35868311

Cumming inside Patchouli

>> No.35868887
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>>35865932
Maybe just for the name

>> No.35868934

>>35855669
Honestly, I have more trouble with her actual stage than Patche herself. I don't like her because she is boring. I couldn't imagine doing nothing but reading books all the time, unless I had some crippling ailment.

>> No.35871959

>>35868934
I completely forgot about the Grimoires.

>> No.35875369

>>35857036
She looks like Patchouli and acts like Patchouli and she said her name is Patchouli. That is Patchouli.

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>>35875369
>acts like Patchouli
>>>35850339
>patchy.png

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>> No.35883248
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35883248

i want patchouli to read me complicated magical theory while i fall asleep...

>> No.35889487

>>35830575
Shitpoopi sucks

>> No.35891789

>>35830575
Why do people make dolls from crappy looking games?

>> No.35893449
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>> No.35894024

>>35891789
Because they want to.

>> No.35894072

>>35830575
What is that thing?

>> No.35900562

>>35889487
>>35891789
Why are you bullying Patchouli in the Patchouli thread?

>> No.35903564

>>35883248
I can't find any scenario where that wouldn't be disrespectful to her.

>> No.35903727

>>35903564
Patchouli doesn't expect you to understand it. She is reading aloud to clarify her own understanding, and you are just there to make it less awkward.

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>> No.35905799

>>35893449
Aww, the magic eggplant fell asleep.

>> No.35905846
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>>35830575
Fatchouli is the best thing that was ever made by fandom.

>> No.35909665

>>35905846
right next to anorexic Patche right?

>> No.35914157

>>35905764
Last good image in the thread

>> No.35914616
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35914616

Patchoulis that look and act as in canon are the best thing made by fandom.

>> No.35914931

Patchy walking out in baggy hoodie with no bottoms at all, exposing her fuzzy vagina, and seeing if you notice!

>> No.35915159
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35915159

Patchy dozing off and mumbling in her sleep! Patchy talking about how she wants you to split her and half and fuck her brains out! Everyone in the room, including you, bursting out laughing! Patchy turning bright red and running away crying when she finds out what happened!

>> No.35915208

>>35878876
Who are you quoting?

>> No.35915406

>>35915208
He's quoting the posts he's replying to, to draw attention to the specific text.

>> No.35915511

>>35915159
That sounds awful! I’d do my best to try and comfort her afterwards since I didn’t want to see her sad or embarrassed for her feelings.

>> No.35915527

>>35915208
Braindead posters like you ought to actually read before typing a response.

>> No.35915566

>>35915406
>>35915527
Where was patchy.png written?

>> No.35915613

>>35915566
It's the filename of the image being talked about.

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>>35883248
This but she is reading it to me while we are under the blankets because it's very cold, and then Patche falls asleep while I stay awake for hours staring and cuddling her.

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>>35914616

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>> No.35922249

>>35915208
Are you a moron?

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>>35919742
So soft.

>> No.35928505

>>35925063
I want to pester Patche for hugs until it becomes a routine for Patche to initiate them

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>>35928505

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>>35925063
>So soft
She floats everywhere, so just imagine how soft her feet are

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>>35928678
Smelly Patchysocks!

>> No.35929514

Asthmatic librarian mage.

>> No.35931424

>>35928598
cute

>> No.35931713
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>>35928678
>>35929497
I want this magic eggplant girl to step on me guys.

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>> No.35936688

>>35931713
God I wish that was me. I want to be her tiny assistant who she makes rub her feet all the time.

>> No.35936846

>>35936688
She wouldn’t even have to make me after the first few times she orders me to rub her feet. I’d be happy to attend to one of her feet while you handle the other so they’re both getting the attention they deserve.
And if one of us gets tired we can maybe take breaks and switch off so she’s always getting massaged.

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>>35936846
Yes!

>> No.35938086

>>35937976
Glad you agree fellow giant Patche enjoyer.

>> No.35938230

>>35830575
I'm going to have sex with Patche because I'm the strongest here

>> No.35941733
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35941733

Reminder
Patche has enough knowledge in her head to stop a 1 ton wrecking ball.
It is also the reason she floats everywhere.

>> No.35941747

>>35941733
>>35941733
all that smarts, yet she can't find a man

>> No.35941809

>>35938230
get cucked, ur not as strong as me

>> No.35942131

>>35941733
No, it's because she has such a thick skull. You have to have one to believe in magic of all things.

>> No.35943086

>>35942131
This is the dumbest thing I've read on this board for obvious reasons

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>> No.35948930

>>35915159
Hot hard buff cowboys, their cocks throbbing hard
Eighteen more wild cowboys out in the yard
Big bulging cocks ever so hard
Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt
Like a breeding ram wanting to rut

>> No.35949150

>>35943086
Hahaha anon, do you actually think magic is real? Bwahahahahahaha

>> No.35951389

>>35949150
Not him, but no, I don't think magic is real.
I, however, exist in a universe where there is no observable evidence in favour of such a claim.
Pathouli, meanwhile, exists in a universe where magic is quite explicitly real, and sh uses it in her everyday life.

>> No.35954861
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[ERROR]

Help me Patchouli-sama!

>> No.35955015

>>35951389
Hahaha anon, you actually don't believe in magic just because there's no observable evidence? Bwahahahahaha

>> No.35955742

>>35915159
Sauce of image?

>> No.35959097

>>35955015
Define magic.

>> No.35959632

>>35951389
Exactly, she lives in Gensokyo
>>35955015
Actually fuck off, jesus

>> No.35959709

>>35959097
supernatural
>>35959632
no u

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mukyuu

>> No.35968182
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[ERROR]

>> No.35970571

>>35830575
Okay I like patchouli the most, what now?

>> No.35975322

>>35941747
Smart people are loners, and loners don't get partners.

>> No.35977392

>>35970571
You need to donate your mana to Patchouli-sama.

>> No.35985594

>>35965596
I want to fondle her mukyuus.

>> No.35988928

Someone called my bluff and now I have to buy a Patchouli dakimakura, what's the least loli designs out there?

>> No.35989033

>>35942131
>You have to have one to believe in magic of all things.
I guess Marisa is thick headed. Same, wait, no. Alice would believe in magic.

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[ERROR]

>> No.36001407

>>35988928
>least loli designs
Isn't there a site of the sorts that you can look through? Some are probably old but you should still be able to find at least one image of Patche that isn't loli.

>> No.36002176

I drink tea made from patchouli and pretend it's her pee

>> No.36002356

>>35988928
isn't Patchy usually drawn as a kakure kyonyuu? just look at some of the pics in this thread. I feel like it'd be harder to find a pure loli Patchy

>> No.36002470

>>36002176
Patchy wouldn't want you to do that, anon.

>> No.36007487

>>36002356
>kakure kyonyuu
What does that mean?

>> No.36010145
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[ERROR]

>>36007487
she has big TITS

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