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35625524 No.35625524 [Reply] [Original]

Is Hatate the type of girl who would poke holes in condoms to trick her boyfriend into marrying her?

>> No.35625534

>>35625524
Yep.

>> No.35634199

>>35625524
no, why would you accuse her of such a thing?

>> No.35634402

She is a fatty with a terrible news paper which cannot compare to the great bunbunmaru lead by the purest honestest and most loveliest journalist in gensokyo

>> No.35634510

she sleeps with other men

>> No.35641402
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>>35634402
Get out and stop bullying Hatate, Aya.

>> No.35641427

>>35634199
because she's a filthy Tengu.

>> No.35641507

>>35641427
I initially read that as "frilly".

>> No.35642703

>>35625524
She's the kind of girl who would threaten to commit suicide if you say you want to break up.

>> No.35642741

Going by these threads, Hatate is as mentally ill as me. I guess she really is the self-insert.

>> No.35647850

>>35625524
She's the kind of witch bitch that'd feed you her tengu menstruation eggs because she thinks that'd put a love spell on you.

>> No.35647922

>>35647850
It's true though.

>> No.35650388
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>>35647850
Eating Hatate's scrambled menstruations!

>> No.35654313

>>35647850
Could I use them in baking and sell the product? Helping Hatate's business with delicious* baked goods!

>> No.35654331

>>35625524
I love her already, thanks anon

>> No.35654352
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>>35647850
Which taste better, Hatate's eggs or Aya's eggs?

>> No.35654383

>>35654352
Hatate's. Aya is all over the place eating who knows what. Thus they would taste gamey. But Hatae's would taste uniform due to her rigid NEET diet, and probably already pre-seasoned due to said NEET diet.

>> No.35654391

>>35654352
It depends what they eat,
Taters eats nothing but junk food, making her eggs taste greasy and gross

Meanwhile aya has a diet completely composed of shota sperm,

>> No.35655362

>>35654391
drop the shota and you'll be a little more accurate about Aya.

>> No.35655448
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>>35625524
She's a clingy annoying girl who thinks you're her boyfriend even when you tell her to her face that you hate her

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>>35654391
>Taters
What's taters, precious?

>> No.35655659

>>35655448
This pic is silly
Hatate is a youkai, a creature with superhuman strength
She could snap that chain with a flick of her wrist

>> No.35656165

>>35655659
It's symbolic. How You Will Love Hata. Now. You WILL let her into your heart. You have to. It's the law.

>> No.35661246
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>>35625524
You have two options: Death or be Hatate's new boyfriend - a fate worse than death.
Choose wisely.

>> No.35661347
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She'll make you worship her feet.

>> No.35662685
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35662685

You refused to be her girlfriend. Look what you made her do.

>> No.35662819

>>35661246
But being Hatate's boyfriend doesn't sound bad at all, let alone worse than death.

>> No.35663562
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>>35625524
Yes, and I wish I was that boyfriend.

>> No.35663566

>>35655448
But what if Im into clingy girls?
What if im clingy myself?

>> No.35663686

>>35650388
What would hatate's special omelette taste like?
https://img3.gelbooru.com/images/a9/54/a9543b16e3a47ce7876d2c6ff716c54f.jpg

>> No.35663697

tater

>> No.35663809

>>35655659
Most of those chains are easily breakable by humans too. They are conceptual barriers, powered by the faith humans have in them, which means they are highly effective against youkai.

>> No.35663861

>>35663809
That's why you invite Hatate in as a guest, for she will be obligated to behave. But you will be obligated to be a good host, to the best of your ability. But if you do- it should all end well.

>> No.35665052

>>35663861
I don't think the laws of hospitality apply to youkai
That seems like a fae only deal

>> No.35665100

>>35665052
Well it should. Also it's just plain polite.
Coincidentally, it's probably the reason why I have so few guests.

>> No.35665123

>>35662685
>You refused to be her girlfriend
That's because I'm a guy. But I'd agree to become her boyfriend just so she stops hurting herself like a creepy lunatic.

>> No.35665335

>>35665123
Oh fuck I don't know how I confused boyfriend and girlfriend lol

>> No.35665493

i like her name

its fun to say

hot-tot-ay

>> No.35665904

>>35655457
You know, Ha-Ta-Te?
Boil ‘er
Mash ‘er
Stick ‘er in a stew

>> No.35668487

>>35663809
Watching lockpickinglawyer will break anyone's faith in locks

>> No.35669025

>>35661246
Just keep pumping her full of half tengu
Your legacy will be one of triumph

>> No.35669687

>>35661347
That doesn’t sound so bad.

>> No.35676068 [DELETED] 

>>35625524
I'd smack her if she did that.

>> No.35676111

>>35625524
I want to pump and dump Hatate-chan

>> No.35679611

>>35669025
That sounds more like a family feud.
Remember, this is Hatate raising them. They're not going to be right in the head.

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>>35625524
THERES SEMAN EVERYWHERE! EVERYWHERE!

>> No.35681736

>>35679611
There's no way she can be worse than a modern woman when it comes to raising children

>> No.35684908
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>>35676111
That's not how it works

>> No.35688057

>>35684908
Hatate-chan's a failure of a Tengu

>> No.35690635 [DELETED] 

>>35625524

>> No.35690872

>>35642741
Are you cute like Hatate too?

>> No.35690932

Is Hatate is the same kind of crow tengu as Aya
Aya would be a raven
Hatate would probably be one of those kjnds of crows you kill on your drive through a greasy suburban swap meet visit

>> No.35693359

>>35679680
I want to poke this tengu.

>> No.35693720
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Oh no, look what happened after taters read this thread,
She broke down crying, do you have anything to say for yourself anon?

>> No.35693830

>>35693720
I haven’t said anything mean to or about her but I’d offer them words of comfort and reassurance.

>> No.35693840

>>35693720
I know what would make her feel better: rubbing her tits!

>> No.35693916

>>35693720
Would she stop crying if I apologized and hugged her?

>> No.35694760
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>>35655448

>> No.35695010

>>35693720
I Said nice things, but Ill pat her head until her pupils turn into hearts. How many will that take?

>> No.35698277
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>>35625524
If you refuse her advances she'll probably just capture you and make you her boyfriend. It's not like your average guy is strong enough to fight back right?

>> No.35698421

>>35661246
just make it quick

>> No.35698432

who cares about hatate when aya exist?

>> No.35699248

>>35698432
Why choose only one of them? Date Hatate and fuck Aya behind her back.

>> No.35702649

>>35699248
That's not nice. Hatate doesn't deserve that sort of abuse.

>> No.35702709

>>35661246
It's so nice Aya-san and Momji-san are willing to help Hatate-chan with her dating

>> No.35705196
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>>35698432
>>35699248
>>35702649

now now lets be civilized

>> No.35707627

>>35681736
I don't know. They set the bar pretty low, but I don't think Hatate can be any better.

>> No.35710224

>>35688057
But she's still a Tengu. You don't interact with Hata-tan.

>> No.35710236

Hatate is such a pervert filming stuff like this!
https://img3.gelbooru.com/images/2f/20/2f20b6d6638ee56a172523db1813b395.gif

>> No.35711442

Hataters gonna Hatate

>> No.35716513

>>35698432
Aya is too good for me, the best I could hope for is to date Hatate and make her dress and act like Aya.

>> No.35718022
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she's been mischaracterized

>> No.35723891
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>> No.35724578

>>35625524
The Waluigi of Touhou

>> No.35726695
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35726695

What hairstyle do you think suits Hatate?
Twintails, let down, etc.

>> No.35734672

>>35693916
I don't know but you can try.

>> No.35741604

What's taters?

>> No.35744621

HOTate! Hatate is HOT!

>> No.35744680
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>> No.35750006

>>35726695
Mohawk

>> No.35750683

>>35625524
unfortunately, hatate has been unanimously voted the most likely touhou to NTR you
as such, she will never find love

>> No.35750855
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>>35625524
Absolutely! Hatate is the type to get incredibly obsessed with her boyfriend!

In fact, I don't think 'incredibly', or any word in the English language even, does it justice! My cute loving girlfriend Hatate thinks about me 24/7! She texts me constantly, and gets worried if I don't respond immediately! Hatate always checks up on me to make sure I'm okay!

Hatate gets very worried that I may suffocate in my pillow while sleeping, so she monitors me! One day I woke up and she was actually sleeping next to me -- in nothing but a cute pair of panties! She was so happy that I made it through the night that she made tasty (and super fattening, she wants to make sure I'm not malnourished!) pastries for me to have for breakfast! She's the type of girl that would stick her fingers up her vagina and run the goo into the dough though!

I love love LOVE my cute fluffy clingy cute obsessed yandere nervous wreck girlfriend Hatate! Cuddling Hatate!

>> No.35750964
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>>35661347
Hatate found out that I have a fetish for smelly girlfeets, now she always wears thick socks and furry boots never washes her feet, so that they're super sweaty and smelly for me! Hatate's cute smelly feet smell like sour cream and onion dip that you can smell from the other side of the house -- and I love it! She loves the cute look I have when I smell her cute stinky feets!

I love my girlfriend Hatate's feet!

>> No.35751065

>>35750683
By whom? Bunbunmaru news?

>> No.35751091

>>35750855
haha imagine greeting Aya when she walks past you on the street and launching Hatate into a paranoid yandere state for the entire rest of the week

>> No.35751116

>>35751091
I want to make them have sex with each other!

>> No.35751858
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>>35751065
I would never even speak to a girl who wasn't family or a cashier or something! I wouldn't want to make Hatate nervous! She is very insecure!

In fact, when we go out to eat, Hatate has to make 100% sure the food is prepared by a man! No other girl besides her is allowed to feed me! Hatate loves making me food and watching me eat, then resting her head on my tummy while it digests! Hatate loves the idea of her handiwork being enjoyed, digested, and turned into fat on my tummy and butt! I have to be careful to not gain weight when Hatate is around!

>> No.35754569
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>>35751858
Can Hatate still fly if she's chubby?

>> No.35758126

only a comically huge penis would be able to satisfy hatate.

>> No.35758203

>>35662685
Haha what loser imagine cutting yourself haha that’s so sad this is why you don’t have a boyfriend you loser!

>> No.35760020

>>35744680
Hatate needs her eggs fertilized

>> No.35765002
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35765002

Hatate-chan would make a great nurse

>> No.35765191
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35765191

Snuggling with my cute girlfriend Hatate!

>> No.35765324

>>35765002
are you sure she can be trusted to not slip sedatives and viagra into the food of a wealthy patent?

>> No.35767628
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>> No.35772668

>>35751091
yeah hahaha, if that were to happen she would force me to sleep in the cage again hahaha but only bad humans need the cage, because bad humans run away.

>> No.35773056

>>35765324
She'd probably fall in love with one of the patients and give him the wrong medicine so he can't get better and leave the hospital.

>> No.35773593

Hatate eating my shit to prove how loyal she is!

>> No.35773778

I wouldn't mind des

>> No.35773801

>>35767628
This type of Hatate makes my dick diamonds.

>> No.35774719

>>35773056
if he gets the wrong medicine, he could very easily get sick and die
by contrast, if she gets pregnant, then he's all hers forever and ever

>> No.35779545
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35779545

Did you acknowledge?

>> No.35779564

>>35765324
Why not just spirit him away like a proper tengu?

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>> No.35786034

>>35786013
*Pokes eyes*

>> No.35786074

>>35779545
I can't remember if the original was seezna or a slightly different spelling but yes, I did in fact acknowledge.

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>>35750006
>Mohawk
Okay, that's a good one.

>> No.35793257

>>35786034
Don't antagonize her.

>> No.35793274

>>35793257
Sorry Hatate.
*Gives her apology bread*

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>>35793274
She's not some bird who you can just bribe with bread crumbs. You'll have to take her out and buy her dinner.

>> No.35797266

>>35796447
I’m not giving her bread crumbs. I made that delicious loaf myself!

>> No.35804407

>>35797266
Hatate is more of a steak lady. Bread won't cut it.

>> No.35804467

Why does everyone treat Hatate-chan the same way they treat Alice?

>> No.35804925

>>35804407
Fine, fine. I’ll cook her and me a nice steak dinner. How do you think she likes hers done? She looks like a rare kind of girl.

>> No.35804936
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>>35804467
They have differences. Hatate-chan is more of an aggressive yandere, while Alice is of the pathetic kind.

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>> No.35807867
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>> No.35808011

>>35804936
Its down the road not across the street

>> No.35809274

>>35805057
what a mess

>> No.35809533

>>35808011
She isn't trying to kill herself, she just wants you to lick her arms and have a part of her inside you.

>> No.35809609

>>35809274
a beautiful mess

>> No.35809967

>>35804467
I have never seen anyone want to hit Hatate with a shovel

>> No.35809970

Do you think The Hatate has a big bush?

>> No.35810735

>>35809609
no, just a mess.

>> No.35815666
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Cuddling with my cute girlfriend Hatate! Hatate being a cuddle ADDICT, needing to squeeze and hold onto me all the time! Hatate making cute sleepy "Mmmmh~" noises while she cuddles me! Hatate cuddling me in only her bra and panties! Seeing Hatate's cute buttcrack! And her cute thighs! And her back! And her tummy! And her cute smelly feets! Hatate indulging me in my feets fetish by resting her soft warm soles on my face!

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>>35804925
>How do you think she likes hers done? She looks like a rare kind of girl.
well done. She's rare after all!

>> No.35819940

>>35819894
i love you

>> No.35820768

>>35819894
Alright you got it!

>> No.35821488
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>>35815666
imagine sniffing Hatate's butt while cuddling with her haha

>> No.35826508

Blessed thread

>> No.35826915
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>>35810735
a cute mess

>> No.35828260

>>35750855
Just want to tell you that you’re the most based poster in this god foresaken board and the sole reason I click hatate threads

>> No.35828321

>>35828260
>based
You are part of the problem.

>> No.35833166

>>35804467
>Why does everyone treat Hatate-chan the same way they treat Alice?
I don't follow?
Hatate I'd at least visit. The most Alice will get from me is a Birthday card once a year.

>> No.35838431

>>35826915
Hatate is a lost cause.

>> No.35838439

>>35828321
Based.

>> No.35841552
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Hatate baking cookies for me! Hatate putting some of her vaginal juice in it! Hatate watching with delight as I LOVE them and eat very last crumb! Hatate getting hot and bothered just thinking about how the cute tasty cookies will melt in my cute tummy and turn into soft fluffy squeezable chub on my tummy, legs and butt!

>> No.35842187

>>35841552
Hmm, these cookies taste pretty good but there’s something funny about them. Did you do something different with them Hatate?

>> No.35842220
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Hatate wants to go on a trip, just with you!

>> No.35842248

>>35841552
>in my cute tummy
What kind of man calls their own belly "cute"?

>> No.35843640
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>>35842248
I'm talking from Hatate's perspective! She thinks every inch of me is cute~!

Playfully yeasing my cute girlfriend Hatate about her smelly feet and armpits, making her embarrassed but also turned on!

>> No.35845044

>>35842220
Where to?

>> No.35846527
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>>35843640
Playfully teasing Hatate for putting on weight lately!
Asking her if she can still fly when she's so chubby!

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>>35843640
>She thinks every inch of me is cute~!
But you described yourself as cute... That wasn't Hatate dude. There are mad Shimoneta vibes in your post.

>> No.35856744

>>35855831
please don't bully the yandere-Hatate poster

>> No.35857542

>>35821488
>imagine sniffing Hatate's butt while cuddling with her haha
I don't think that's physically possible.

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>>35846527
Burying my face in my cute girlfriend Hatate's adorable smelly feet!

>>35853654
I love chubby Hatate and would snuggle up to her warm soft fluffy cuddly chub!

>> No.35863707

>>35859440
haha Hatate is fat!

>> No.35865202

>>35855831
He is cute!

>> No.35866075

>>35750855
>>35751858
Crazy women fatten up their husbands with the intent of making them less attractive to other women who could potentially steal them

>> No.35868445

I'm gay.

>> No.35868520

>>35868445
I have osteoporosis.

>> No.35871270

>>35868445
fag

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>> No.35878614
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>> No.35879850

What would happen if you responded to Hatate's insane obsessive clingy yandere tendencies by being yandere-levels of devoted to her yourself?

>> No.35879944

>>35879850
You would simply become another Hatate.

>> No.35879973

>>35879944
Would she be happy with that?

>> No.35885821

>>35879850
you'd become a weird and paranoid couple.

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>> No.35892507 [DELETED] 

>>35655448

>> No.35892558
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>>35655448
>>35661246
god i wish Hatate kidnapped me

>> No.35892862

>>35879850
Things would get increasingly depraved and disgusting. Eventually you both would die in some horrible way after feeding into the crazy shit too much.

>> No.35893357

>>35892558
Imagine walking home alone one day and suddenly you hear a brief rush of air above and behind you before a pair of strong arms loop themselves under yours. Next thing you know you’re being lifted up and into the air, turning around showing that said arms belong to none other than Hatate herself, a pleased and all too eager look and smile on her face as she soars off with you.

>> No.35893362

>>35821488
But what does it smell like? I need to know!

>> No.35898907
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>> No.35899745

what type of color/pattern would Hatate's bra and panties have?

>> No.35900356

>>35859440
my hatate girlfriend's sloppy 'single' appearance

>> No.35901065

Would Hatate's parents object to her taking a human as her husband, or have the reached the point where literally anyone will do? Having a human son-in-law is better than nothing. At the very least they could get some halfling grandkids out of it.

>> No.35901999
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>>35863707
Fat Hatate is so fluffy and cute!

>>35865202
THANK YOU HATATE! I love you so much!

>>35879850
You become the most perfect adorable couple ever! Hatate and I are obsessed with each other! We are faithful and would never touch another member of the opposite sex!

I love my cute crazy clingy obsessive cuddly soft affectionate love-dovey warm snuggly girlfriend Hatate!

>> No.35902409

>>35901999
Why would anyone hit Hatate? She doesn't deserve this...

>> No.35902513
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>>35902409
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! OH NO! I didn't look at that part of the pic! I was only looking at her cute soft fatty fluffy thighs!

Aaaaah! Forgive me, Hatate! I will never post a horrific image like that again! I love my cute crazy girlfriend Hatate VERY much and would NEVER in a million years hit her!

I'll lighten the mood with some cute smelly Hatatefeets!

>> No.35902686

>>35902513
How could you.... I never thought you were so cold and cruel....

>> No.35902999
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>>35902686
It was an accident! I never even realized the picture possibly depicted domesticate violence! I was too busy looking at your cute chubby thighs!

I will make it up to you, Hatate! I will let you feed me the most fattening food we can find! Maybe a couple of those DQ oreo shakes that have like 3000 calories a pop! And I'll let you rest your head on my soft fluffy tummy as the food digests, and you can imagine me getting fatter as your food turns into chub on my body!

>> No.35905002

>>35902999
I hope you're burning those calories.
Just reading that made me sick.

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>> No.35907377

>>35661246
They're going to dress me up as a trap and be unnecessarily masculine about this aren't they

>> No.35908082
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>>35902513
>>35902999
Anon... what are you doing? please stop doing these horrible things to Hatate, she doesn't know you anymore

>> No.35908107

>>35741604
HA-TA-TERS

>> No.35908238

>>35902999
Not only did you abuse me, but you ruined ice cream for me too!! You're so disgusting!!!

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>>35902513
Please be more careful in the future, Hatate-anon. Hatate is a sensitive girl with a fragile self-esteem.

>> No.35913909

>>35908082
Thanks, I hate it

>> No.35915361

Is it true what they say about Hatate's feet?

>> No.35915401

>>35915361
I don't know, what do they say about Hatate's feet?

>> No.35915614

>>35915401
People at the Alice thread seem to be under the impression that they smell.

>> No.35916603
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>>35905002
>>35908082
>>35908238
Not only are these posts complete slander, but that is obviously not the real Hatate who loves me very much and just got done making me some very fattening chocolate mousse! LIES!

>>35915361
If what they say is that they are extremely smelly, then yes! While Hatate's cute smelly feets are naturally stinky, I ask her to go out of the way to make them even smellier! She wears thick socks and uggs while jogging for me, and at the end of the day they smell like rancid sour cream and onion dip and pickle juice! Although she loves how much I love her cute stinky feet, she does sometimes get flustered about how smelly they really are! Then I tease her about it, which makes her really hot and bothered! She loves it!

I love my cute girlfriend Hatate! And I love her cute smelly feet and armpits!

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>> No.35920239

>>35902513
You okay dude? You sound like you're going off the deep end.

>> No.35920463
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Kakashi Spirit News + Blowjob: 350 Yen
Blowjob only: 500 Yen

>> No.35922474
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>>35916603
>and so Anon didn't listen to his friends and kept drinking, eating and abusing Hatate in his drunken rage, forcing her to do despicable things, one day Hatate couldn't take it anymore, blaming all anons faults on her she took one final decision.
>now anon who was writting awful and disgusting things that she planned to do to Hatate heard something weird
your next action will save her or killed her anon, would you go on a diet and stop hitting Hatate? or you will continue this behaviour and let her die? quick anon you might be able to save her before she turns braindead!

>> No.35922603

>>35920463
Does she also charge extra if you want to use a condom?

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>>35922474
I don't like where this is going. Hatate-anon doesn't deserve this.

>> No.35924114
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>>35922659
When Hatate met Anon for the first time he was such a good lad, the bravest human in the village they called him . She had to kidnap him and look at him now
> I ask her to go out of the way to make them even smellier! She wears thick socks and uggs while jogging for me, and at the end of the day they smell like rancid sour cream and onion dip and pickle juice! Although she loves how much I love her cute stinky feet, she does sometimes get flustered about how smelly they really are! Then I tease her about it, which makes her really hot and bothered! She loves it!
Obviously she did something for him to become like that, she is so useless if she were a good girlfriend this wouldn't had happened, Aya was right it would be better if she didn't existed at all.
Poor Hatate you guys might be able to help too if you suscribe to the Bunbunmaru, Aya might stop taking photos and help

>> No.35924974
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>>35924114
Aya is a vile opportunistic bully who preys upon the insecurities of an innocent girl like Hatate.

>> No.35925424

>>35916603
>Not only are these posts complete slander, but that is obviously not the real Hatate who loves me very much and just got done making me some very fattening chocolate mousse! LIES!
BURN THOSE CALORIES!

>> No.35927937

>>35924974
>Aya is a vile opportunistic bully who preys upon the insecurities
Yeah Aya's pretty great like that

>> No.35929289
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>>35922474
>>35924114
Complete lies!
>>35922659
I'm glad someone believes me!

>>35925424
I don't want to be fat, believe me...but Hatate wants the food that she feeds me to turn into soft fluffy chub that she can cuddle up to!

Cuddling and petting my cute cuddly yandere stalker feeder girlfriend Hatate!

>> No.35929780
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>>35929289

>> No.35929863
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Which Hatate is best Hatate?

>> No.35929977

>>35929863
Depends, which one is the smelliest?

>> No.35930096

>>35929977
Second left

>> No.35930182

>>35929977
They all smell like decomposing garbage.

>> No.35931518

>>35929289
>I don't want to be fat, believe me...but Hatate wants the food that she feeds me to turn into soft fluffy chub that she can cuddle up to!
Then stop being a lanky skeleton.

>> No.35931529

>>35845044
Las Vegas

>> No.35931869

I like Hatate but these threads tend to make me roll my eyes. The fanon bullshit yandere/depressed Hatate stuff is fucking lame

>> No.35935505

>>35931529
I don't know if that's a good place to go. Especially with Hatate.
>>35931869
It's better than the shit some faggot decided to post every time Hata had a thread. I'd gladly take this shit over that.

>> No.35936892

>>35935505
The NTR shit? That was very gross and annoying.

>> No.35937052

Crushing Hatate's skull with a hammer!

>> No.35937068

>>35929863
the most sane one
I want a healthy mother for my children

>> No.35937558

>>35937068
That would be the Lunarian Hatate, then.

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>> No.35945534

>>35941447
Hatate is getting fat

>> No.35945734

>>35945534
80% of the fat is going to her chest so it's good, kinda.

>> No.35945771

>>35945734
But that'll ruin her aerodynamics!

>> No.35945905
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>>35634510
Here's my story, it's sad but true
It's bout' a tengu that I once knew
She took my love, then ran around
With every yo-kai in town..,

>> No.35949735
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>>35931518
I want to be lean, anon!

>>35937052
DO NOT EVER HARM THE CUTE HATATE!

>>35945534
Good! I love soft fluffy chubby Hatate!

Also, Hatate making me cookies with her vaginal mucus, armpit sweat, period blood and foot sweat mixed in!

>> No.35949904

>>35949735
It will be more fun to boil her alive if she's fat!

>> No.35949950

>>35949735
>Hatate making me cookies with her vaginal mucus
I'm not sure how exactly that would work if the mucus is meant to be a primary ingredient, but women can use the yeast naturally present in their vaginas as a substitute in recipes that call for yeast. Hatate could therefore brew beer or bake cookies using her vaginal secretions.

>> No.35949970

>>35949735
A tengu eating a chicken nugget is like a brazilian eating a monkey. It just feels all kinds of wrong.

>> No.35954317

>>35949735
Then stop posting about all the fatty shit.

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>> No.35966037

>>35954317
no u

>> No.35968440
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>>35954317
But I love Hatate of all sizes! And she loves me of all sizes! Though she would prefer some soft fluffy chub to cuddle up to and squeeze!

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>> No.35987222

>>35758203
uh, you good?
You hiding something from us?

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>> No.36000622

>>35999296
Mentally ill Hatate. "Great"

>> No.36000707

>>35999296
Why does she have so many scars?

>> No.36002824

>>35662685
>>35999296
For some reason i find girls with scars to be very attractive, specially if it's self induced.

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>> No.36014077

>>35999296
Please stay away me giving you one compliment doesn’t we’re destined to be together!

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>> No.36033615

>>36014077
you'll be surprised.
be nice to someone once and they think you're a close friend regardless of your reasoning.

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>> No.36054699

>>36041160
Instead of walking everywhere, you now can fly everywhere with Hatate! Cutting down on the time!

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>> No.36066505

>>35999296
oh shit, surprise boner!

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>> No.36071958

>>36054699
She isn't going to drop me from 1000 feet up in the air, right?

>> No.36072558

>>36071958
Only if you look at other girls while flying.

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>> No.36082440

>>36081251
Wow, Hatate sure is smelly!

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>> No.36104579
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>>36081251
My cute crazy yandere girlfriend Hatate has the smelliest and sweatiest feet! It has always been a problem for her; Hatate's cute smelly feets can start smelling as soon as 10 minutes after her shower!

Hatate hated it and was self-conscious about it...until she met me, and found out that I LOVE cute smelly girlfeets! Now, instead of being flustered by her stinky French onion dip smelling feets, she actually goes out of her way to make them even smellier because I love it!

I love my girlfriend Hatate's cute stinky girlfeets! Her smelly feets are magical!

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>>36104579
Please rember to spank your girlfriend

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>> No.36153293

>>36146160
Damn it, I know I have the no spanking image somewhere.

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>> No.36160213

>>36148174
Why the long face?

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Hatate ball

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Hatate ball

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Hatate ball

>> No.36217598

>>36192188
>>36203291
>>36210741
But why?

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>>36217598
Why not?

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Hatate ball

>> No.36219150

>>36219092
>>36218227
>>36210741
>>36192188
>>36203291
Now do a donut

>> No.36232703

>>35941447
yum

>> No.36245221

>>36192188
>>36203291
>>36210741
>>36218227
>>36219092
Those got increasingly disturbing.

>> No.36245260
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>>36245221
What's disturbing about it? It's just Hatate in a ball.

>> No.36253407

>>36245260
Yes, you say that, but it's disturbing somewhat.

>> No.36262178
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>>36253407
Would you prefer Hatate in a tube?

>> No.36270568

>>36262178
Why did you tube her?

>> No.36270829
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>>36270568
Because the other anon was complaining about her being in a ball.

>> No.36271201

>>36270829
No, I'm saying it's disturbing. It's right up the alley of BDSM.

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>>36271201
Well I suppose we're all entitled to our opinions.

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Hatate ball

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getting hundreds of texts from my cute girlfriend Hatate! Answering every single one! Hatate texting me at 3AM while I'm sleeping! Hatate having a panic attack and thinking I died in my sleep because I didn't get back to her! Hatate running over to check on me! Hatate waking me up and being relieved that I'm still alive! Hatate asking if she can sleep next to me to make sure I'm okay! Teasingly telling Hatate that she would have to take her clothes off to get in bed! Being surprised when Hatate not only does it, but takes off her bra and now-sticky panties as well! Hatate getting giggly and cuddly and rubbing her cute smelly bare feet all over me! Being unable to sleep with a wiry giggly Hatate sleeping in the same bed! Saying 'fuck sleep' and having cute fluffy horny passionate loving hand-holding cuddly SEX with my cute girlfriend Hatate! Having sex with Hatate, then walking in the dark with her after! Walking by a little kiddie park and playing with the equipment with Hatate! Holding hands and playing with before anyone else is even awake! Having magical moments with Hatate until the sun comes up! Grabbing some coffee with Hatate! Hatate getting a 24oz pumpkin spice! All the caffeine making Hatate super horny! Running home holding hands with Hatate for even more cute horny SEX!

Magical love moments with my cute yandere girlfriend Hatate!

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>>36294796
...And then putting her in a ball!

>> No.36306129

>>35859440
fatate is such a cute

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>> No.36322727

Hatate has two threads!

>> No.36336767

>>35846527
Who drew this? It's fascinating.

>> No.36337214

>>36336767
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/104649

>> No.36338755

>>36337214
Brilliant, thank you.

>> No.36346504

>>36294796
That sure is a fashionable Hatate, but I still prefer her classic missing texture skirt.

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>> No.36354516

>>36354467
nice bird tits

>> No.36369128
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>> No.36369138

>>36354467
Cute

>> No.36375853

>>36354516
What use would an egg laying bird have for tits?

>> No.36380995
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Hatate ball

>> No.36385573

>>36375853
It was evolution. Don't ask how it happened.

>> No.36386131

This thread is undying and hella weird, but I like it

>> No.36387384

>>36386131
Hatate ball cannot be stopped

>> No.36389155

>>36375853
they evolved to let her husband drink from them

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>> No.36413663

>>36392641
So she's a loser on the same level as Alice...

>> No.36426616

Why are there so many images of Hatate inside a rubber ball?

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>> No.36442820

>>36426616
Anon with a rubber fetish won't stop posting them

>> No.36442843

>>36439261
I want to fuck this crazy bird!

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>> No.36457978

>>36442820
I don't mean in this thread, that much I get, I mean why have numerous separate artists all decided this is a "Hatate thing" specifically?

>> No.36458384

>>36457978
Someone with the fetish probably commissioned it. Same reason why furry artists make bank.

>> No.36460208

>>36457978
Remember wonderbread man?

>> No.36466763

>>36460208
Not him, but I remember. That shit was fucking weird.

>> No.36469349

>>35879850
Women don't like clingy men
She would stop being obsessive and would kek you with another guy

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