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But Cirno always makes a good baby.

But Meiling always makes a good mom.

oh god i love this guy's meiling

Consider that the majority of Touhou characters are at minimum 5 times older than you

Mature:

Ran, Yuyuko, Yukari, Keine, Eirin, Kanako, Byakuren, Shou, China, Yuka, Komachi

Semi-Mature:
Sanae, Reisen, Mokou, Kaguya, Reimu, Alice, Sakuya,

Semi-Loli
Marisa, Patchouli, Shikieiki (She's just short)

Loli
all the rest

"Mature milf"

Stupid.

>>3589816
Invert that.
Then I'll almost agree with you.

So should the loli or the neesan have the penis?

>>3589816

>Shikieiki (She's just short)

No she isn't, goddammit. She's as tall as Komachi. Replay PoFV.

>>3589826

Forgot my indignant picture

But I want to be the loli.

Quite oddly, though there is overlap between the list of "usual buxom characters" and "usual mature characters," they remain separate lists.

>>3589828
No.

>>3589826
People need to realize that just because she's flat doesn't mean she is a loli. She is also not the type to be jealous.

>>3589821
What does this lunar tablet say?

I want them all to be lewd old hags.

>>3589832
From ZUN's mails

Tall: Sakuya, Meiling, Yukari
Fairly Tall: Reimu, Yuyuko, Alice, Letty, Ran
Fairly Short: Marisa, Youmu, Patchouli, Lunasa, Merlin
Short: Remilia, Lyrica, Chen, Cirno, Rumia, Flandre

>>3589837
Fascinating.

>>3589837

>Sakuya - Tall

>Ran - Fairly tall

>> Sakuya is taller than Ran

My everything has been shattered.

>Mature: Shou
Bodywise yeah, personality wise - doubtful.

Imagine this:
Ran comes home, hugs Chen.
Chen: "Ara Ara, what's wrong Ran-chan?"
Ran: "I miss you..."
Chen: "Uhuhuh, silly girl.... Now now, you are a big girl now."
Ran: "What's for dinner today?"

Actually, I thought the consensus on ages was pretty tight for the most part.

Loli Tier: Cirno, Rumia*, most Fairies, Suwako, Suika, Tewi, Flandre, Remilia, Chen, Medicine, Yamame, Kisume,

Teenager/Young Adult Tier: Reimu, Marisa, Sakuya, Mokou, Kaguya, Reisen, Youmoe, Alice, Prismriver Sisters, Aki Sisters, Wriggle*, the Yama*, Aya, Nitori, Hina, Sanae, Parsee, Orin, Satori, Koishi, Utsuho, Byakuren, Nazrin*, Kogasa, Ichirin, Captain Murasa, Nue*

MILF Tier: Meiling*, Letty, Ran, Yukari, Yuyuko, Eirin, Yuka, Komachi, Kanako, Yuugi, Shou*

* = Debatable for one reason or another, for example, Meiling only fits in MILF because she's generally depicted with huge breasts. Some teenage looking character are short enough to sometimes be lolis or simply the character is too new to have a consensus.

>>3589853

>Uhuhuh

Please, dear god, romanize that as "ufufufu".

"Uhuhuh" sounds RETARDED. In the literal sense.

2 continues left.

>>3589852

Being a bit thick doesn't make you a loli though. Shou has the body and the care for her subordinates enough to go for MILF tier, but isn't too bright.

For the sake of argument. Let's all agree that characters with tits are ripe ladies.

>>3589859
Shou isn't stupid, fuck your fanon.

>>3589826

Her problem is more the proportions in PoFV rather then the size of her image. It's like how Suika can be the tallest character in Touhou whenever she wants, but she'll still look like a giant loli.

Fans just went with the Yama being shorter then Komachi.

>>3589859
Isn't she flat-chested in the original Zun art? It's only once the fan art started when she's been depicted with things like cat ears and breasts.

>>3589871

Canon tits:
Komachi

Usually buxom:
Aya, Eirin, Iku, Kanako, Keine, Komachi, Letty, Maribel, Meiling, moon bitches, Ran, Yuka, Yumeko, Yuugi, Yuyuko

Sometimes buxom:
Alice, Daiyousei (for a fairy), Hina, Kaguya, Koishi, Merlin, Mima, Mystia, Nitori, Reisen, Renko, Rin, Sanae, Shinki, Utsuho, Yukari (her whim)

Unknown:
Byakuren, Kisume, Sanae

>>3589865

Well yeah, that's why I put most the cast in teenager/young adult. Most of them look and act like teenagers of one sort or another, but may be a bit flat (or not in the case of one useless bunny) but are usually drawn around high school ages. Then there are characters like Remilia who are always drawn loli aside from a few pictures designed more as 'what if she wasn't'. We know Youmu has a young teenage body despite being twice as old due to her half-ghost body.

>>3589855
MILF is a bit of a misnomer for that group. Ran definitely oozes MILFness. But Meiling is just fortunate that during puberty, China did indeed grow larger. It would be accurate to name this the Healthy Girls tier.

>>3589876
Beh, that was supposed to be
"Byakuren, Kisume, Sakuya"

>>3589870
Yeah, ZUN Shou is flat.

>>3589870

Almost all ZUN art is flat through because it's ZUN. The only way ZUN will stop artists interpreting otherwise based on personality and how well it would look with their outfit would be to give each Touhou a breast size in their profile.

I don't think he quite cares that much and we've seen in his official manga that he doesn't mind characters being drawn with large enough breasts (Yukari and Ran come to mind) even though his art may make them look flat.

>>3589874

I don't get it, what's she writting on her?

>>3589836

you will never be Meiling's snuggly panda. ;_;

>>3589876

>>3589888
Many ways to say Hong Meilin.

Obviously there needs to be a chart that contains touhou height and bust size. I propose a 1-5 scale for each.

>>3589894

>>3589894
The tallest.

>>3589871

By this I guess I'm the oldest.

>>3589894
Recently suggested as being the shortest individual character.

>>3589894

>>3589894
The absolute shortest Touhou.

>>3589924

>>3589931

GOD I WANT TO MATE WITH TEWI

>>3589921

>as large as an infant
>Marvelous, that's the embodiment of Gensokyo

Fuck I lol'ed... Gensokyo, the land of DFC

Youmu refuses to cock for Yuyuko.

Tits are too large.

Do we all agree that they are the de facto loli?

Breast faction.

girls from the outside are better nourished......

>>Youmu refuses to cock for Yuyuko.
Now that's a Freudian Slip.

>>3589949

flat faction.

>>3589942
>cock

>>3589912
I bet she god a bad body odour as well.

>Marisa Kirisame

>147cm tall

That's like, 4 foot 10... ;_;

Why is everyone so damn short?

>>3589957
Asians

>>3589957
Japan.

>>3589957
For us to better utilize our imaginations.

The most OLDHAG touhou is Kanako.
The most loli touhou is Kisume.

Nobody could disagree with this, right?

>>3589937
You mean, the shortest and best Touhou?

>>3589935

Tewi is 100cm, or 3 feet and change... now I understand all the Tewi loli fantasies...

>>3589936
Largest breast in Gensokyo still smaller than the "perfect" bust-size of 90cm.

Does anyone remember the name of that doujin where it had a mock CYOA where you chose between Tewi and Reisen?

>>3589993
Dunno about anyone else, but my Tewi loli fantasies are mostly fueled by her superb acting skills

>>3590011
am I a furry if I find this kind of adorable

>>3590019
No, it's perfectly normal to think that dogs are adorable.

>>3590004
this one?

>>3590004

Usa Usa wasn't it?

HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG--

>>3590038
Touhou Usa Usa.

I like buisness Cirno

Nue was here, Sanae is an immature brat

>>3590088
>them thighhigs
>them fucking thighhighs man

>>3590103

>>3590109
Ook?

>>3590088
I thought Nue and Sanae got along pretty well in her Extras.

>>3589942
>Youmu refuses to cock for Yuyuko.
>Tits are too large.

Don't tempt me to post the ones where Youmu is quiet happily cocking up Yuyuko (who's tits are large)

>>3589942
>Youmu refuses to cock for Yuyuko.
>Tits are too large.

Don't tempt me to post the ones where Youmu is quite happily cocking up Yuyuko (who's tits are large)

>>3590131
Nue does handle confusion well.

>>3589816
>Semi-Loli
>Patchouli
I don't think so Tim.

>>3589962

Yuugi - 2,10 metres tall?

I enjoy all interpretations, especially if they're backed by serious works. Chey pee chey pee creativity~

I wish to see more loli Yukari and Yuyuko.

>>3590924

The loliest loli. I usually think of Yamame as around the semi-mature part of the scale though.

>>3590940

>>3590924

On that note, how come there aren't a lot of theories about the height of PC98 characters? Shinki? Konngara? Meira? Orange? Just to name a few with relations/similarities to Windows characters.

>>3591003
They've been replaced, no one cares about them anymore.

Mima seems like she would be tall

>>3591008

Impossible. Anon's bones are never wrong.

>>3591008
They haven't replaced Flower Tank yet!

>>3591044
Because it's stupid.

>>3589945
No, Nitori has large breasts.

I like this chart.

>>3591073
They're variable. The best kind.

>>3591073
Nitori is usually even distributed. Sometimes she's depicted as flat, sometimes she's depicted as regular, and sometimes she's depicted as huge.

>>3590965

>>3591025

Perhaps, if she ever touched the ground. Think to get Mima's "real" height, you'd just have to place her on a level where the proportions would look average.

>>3591085
Variable breast size?
THANK YOU SCIENCE!

Cirno has a pretty big large breasts faction for a de facto loli.

>>3591084
According to that picture only Yuugi is taller than me ;_; And I'm shorter than most girls around here.

As for the Yama, got to remember that everyone looks short next to Komachi. Possibly even Yuugi.

Alice is a loli.

>>3591178
ロリス is the most moe thing

Kaguya is forever fourteen-ish.