/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Model citizen of /jp/

>>3587430
He means touhou 13 is coming out and will be known as the omen number release!

>>3587430
He means touhou 13 is coming out and will be known as the bad omen number release!

>cursed with ill health

I wish I could have helped him.

"Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!" I shrieked, upstarting--
"Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken! -- quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!"
Quoth the raven, "Nevermore."

They were cousins, too.

that's life.

>>3587457

>Plutonium shore

>>3587457

>>3587465

I don't know how to feel about this.

>>3587490
Yeah. If he were visited by Utsuho he wouldn't have been dismissing her.

"Morella" would make a good kinetic novel adaptation.

In before Hina taking in "misfortunes".

>>3587396
if he was so smart then how couldn't he figure out how to eat, huh??

>>3587443
Have you guys heard about the Th13 threads on /jp/? They all disappeared mysteriously.

His 13 year old wife was also his cousin.

>>3587549
>>3587649
>th13
>13 yo wife was cousin
>4+9=13
>7+6=13
>5+8=13
>My birthday will be on Friday the 13th.
>Kozu-pii's birthday is also on Friday the 13th.
>13+0=13
>13 is a Fibonacci number.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

But Japan don't really follow the 13 unlucky number trend, do they?

>>3587649
What's wrong with that? Isn't cousin marriage completely legal?

Black cat of ill omen confirmed for final boss of TH13.

>>3587649
You know, Einstein married his cousin too.

>>3587396
and was still a better writer then Nasu

Kafka's Metamorphosis is the first thing that comes to mind when thinking about examplars of /jp/.

>Gregor Samsa awakes one morning in his family's apartment to find himself inexplicably transformed overnight into a gigantic pest. Curiously, his condition does not arouse a sense of surprise or incredulity in the eyes of his family, who merely despise it as an indication of their impending burden. However, most of the story revolves around his interactions with his family, with whom he lives, and their shock, denial, and repulsion whenever they are confronted with his physical condition. Horrified by his appearance, his family takes to shutting Gregor into his room, but Grete, his sister, tries to care for him by providing him with food and water.

So far so good right? You're a NEET, although a hexapod one, and have a loving imouto to care for you. Except you are a gigantic bug and can't work anymore, so your family falls to poverty and comes to hate you for it.

>Although he imprisons himself within his room voluntarily at first, his family later become the jailers, locking Gregor in from the outside, partly to hide him from their new lodgers. One day the door is left open, and Gregor's sister plays the violin to entertain the lodgers. Gregor is attracted to the music, and slowly walks into the dining room despite himself, entertaining a fantasy of getting his much-loved sister to join him in his room and play her violin for him. He imagines telling Grete of his plans to send her to the conservatory to study the violin. The lodgers see him and give notice, refusing to pay the rent they owe, even threatening to sue the family for harbouring him while they stayed there. Even Grete's rejection of Gregor is total when she says to the family, "We must try to get rid of it. We've done everything humanly possible to take care of it and to put up with it, no one can reproach us in the slightest."

So Ronery: the book.

>>3587843

Mind = blown

>>3587843
What made me sick reading The Metamorphosis was that, after he first transforms, Gregor retains the ability to speak, but destroys it in his haste to open his door to talk to his family. After ripping up his mandibles, he is difficult to understand, and he never tries again after the shock of failing to communicate verbally the first time they see his transformation. I almost cried at that part.