/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35845835
Is she excited to go see that new Nicholas Cage movie?

Gonna overpopulate the world with p'orcs
Gonna do it with my dick

How do Monsters keep their figures trim anyway? Sex gives you the munchies

Gonna domesticate a band of unruly p'orcs and turn them into a good church going ladies and brood mothers

Pspspspspspsps, here kitty kitty kitty

Chubby snacky puppy.

>>35846052
>>35846131
Can they get along?

>>35845859
I want to dick that p'orc shaman so badly.
She looks like a super prevented p'orc.

>shog is on 4monster again throwing slurs at hellhounds.

>>35846180
She's so perverted they call her a Weird Gal

>>35846186
Just for shoggy being so rude to beast gals I’m gonna adopt a whole pack of hellhounds and see how she likes cleaning up fur and soot

>>35846173
If they are raised together, yes.

>anon married to a hellhound doesn't have a fireplace
>it's really more like a cupboard with hellpups sitting in there, radiating enough heat to warm the whole room

>>35846299
As a servitor race, she probably really likes it.

How do you explain to your wife that you are not ready for a family?

>>35846477
Take everything that women love in men. Got it? I'm the exact opposite of that.

>>35846477
Why would I do that? I'm ready for a huge family right now.

>Traveling with a Valkyrie
>Mix sleeping pills into her food every night
>Spend hours fucking her in every hole
>Repeat until she turns into a Dark Valkyrie

>>35846655
>Implying sleeping pills work on divine beings
>Implying she wasn't just pretending to be asleep

>>35846477
Just have sex with her. Monster girls have very low fertility rates, so the chance of you getting her pregnant right off the bat is very low. You'll have plenty of time, years if not decades, before she get pregnant for the first time with your child. Bringing up that you're not ready for a child will get her dead-set on the idea of giving you a child as soon as possible and will likely go to extremes to get ahold of fertility potions and the like.

>>35846687
60% of monster girls have a high chance of getting pregnant after six months or a 1 year. Only the powerful one have a low birth rate.

>>35845835
>new movie comes out, it's basically about the hero's journey
>hero is exhausted and battered, nearly defeated
>suddenly his childhood friend holstaur who had been training like mad since he left shows up to save him
>she wins because her opponent is a baphomet and holsts are immune to becoming flat lolis
>hero marries her and they return to their village holding hands to lead quiet lives at the farm while the small bad baphomet is left to seethe in eternal loneliness
>sabbath flips out, tries to get the movie flagged for pedophobia
>it sells gangbusters anyway

>>35846655
>date-rape
even the satyr wine god hates that shit anon, dont do that. just ask honestly

>>35846819
How do they feel about skate-rape?

>>35846819
A Valkyrie will never willingly fall, they need to be corrupted. What better way than anal rape?

>>35846797
Why would the baphomet be lonely when there's plenty of people who'd like her? That's nonsense.

>>35846886
It's just a movie you autist. The actor playing baphomet is just a characterized familiar and she's married for 30 years now.

>>35846951
>she's only 1799 years old you sick fuck!

>>35846951
I'm just so sick of paying evil unto evil
Do good for once

>>35846761
>sharks being to get on land
That has been a ni gj tmare of mine s in nce j was a kid

>>35845835
Would you be okay with MGE P'Orcs and H'Orcs doing Warhammer Orks WAAAGHs for the sake of raiding for treasures, husbands and conquer land?

>>35847116
I hate warhammer
So much

>>35847221
why?

>>35847321
Not him but I play warhammer and I can understand why, it's full of retards and edgelords

Got a commission of my Jabberwock wife.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/91515634
Been meaning to get this for a long time, she's such a lovable tsundere even preforming paizuri.

>>35847385
FAT

>>35847221
Based
>>35847321
No warhammerfag has ever had anything good to say in regards to monstergirls.

>>35846819
>>date-rape
It's not a roofie it's a fruit themed alrune

>>35847321
It's in a bad spot where you either get stale memes or overwrought edge.

>sleeps 18 hours a day
>primal mating for 4 hours a day
>2 hours for eating and socialising

Take the catpill. It's the superior wife choice

I was reading threads from six years ago,
I feel like almost no one from then is still around anymore.

>>35847550
>It's the superior wife choice
For normies you must add.

>>35847568
I've been here for seven years though.

>>35847568
Here's something from the last thread

>>35847596
Good to still have you around Alp

>>35847682
Focus on the writers who write, man. You still have them!

>>35847321
>>35847221
Love warhammer, hate most of the people in the hobby

>>35847336
>>35847429
>>35847465
>>35847813
I can see why would you hate it, since the obvious knight/paladin LARP.

cute mino
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/91511808

>>35847868
The thing is, Warhammer's full of loads of cool shit, and none of it is to do with paladins or knights of the order.
Empire are cool humans because they're all landsknechts with big hats and moustaches.

Sorry for off-topic reply but I just wish there were less fags in the hobby.

>>35847385
pink is such a pleasant color

>>35847568
It's kinda sad. According to anubis.moe we've been getting fewer and fewer bits of writing since 2014.

>>35847868
Orderfagging isn't warhammer related.
That kind of /tg/ spam is focused on making off topic posts about background elements of mge that have little to do with monstergirls in an attempt to derail, whereas warhammer posting is usually about shoehorning warhammer into the discussion with a token attempt at being on topic, but usually accompanied by an off topic image of a landscape or human woman.
Both of these shitposting variants have the odd post about monstergirl genocide sprinkled in.

>>35848053
I'd try to change that but I'm trying to write a real novel.
Please endure!

>>35846761
Says who? Only a vamp mosquito says she can easily get pregnant. I'm pretty sure monsters don't breed by random chance like humans but by accumulating mamono mana, hence "the strongest breed rarely and weakest breed often" rule

>>35848104
I remember writefag from the /a/ thread wrote a novel and put it up on amazon, i actually bought it...it wasn't good.

>>35848148
What was it about?

>friend tells me theres an anime about horsegirls
>they are not centuars

god dammit

>>35848212
the whicked webs i think it was called.

>watch that orc woman scene from konosoba movie
>pop boner
why penis why?

>>35848208
the whicked webs i think it was called.

>>35848240
you were made a submissive slut, anon

>>35848240
Think if you typed that on 4monster the door to your house would be obliterated within a few moments.
Your pelvis would soon follow.

If there was an ancient race of humans would they count as monsters or humans? Also Atlantean girls are better than Lemurian ones

>>35847550
>Even here the ffxiv is present.

>>35847550
why would I do that, I sleep for 6 hours and am awake for the rest of the time

>>35848276
it's got some cuties.

>>35848263
>do humans count as humans

>>35848322
I mean more like neanderthals, where they're a species of human but so far off you can't call them "human" in the same way we are

>>35848345
probably still count as human

>>35848345
they still got genes in our gene pool. seems human enough to me.

>>35848322
>"I have combined the DNA of the world's most evil monsters in order to create the most evil monster of them all"
>door opens
>"It turns out it's man"

>>35848345
Nah, let me get dragged into a mud hut by a bombshell cavewoman please

>>35848240
I didn’t even think they were that ugly when I saw it

>>35845835
>Are you frightened mortal?

>>35848386
If you averaged the features of every mge monster you would get a human girl with big hands.

>>35848386
>Woah, humans are the real monsters huh? Haven't seen that one before
>Monster currently raping anon stops pulling his pants off because of how perplexed she is at his statement

>>35848263
It could be the same deal as elves that count as a subtype of human, only the default monsterized form is different. More likely to be like other Anons say though.

>>35848418
I'm gonna lift up her little titty flaps.

>>35848422
The quintessential monster girl!

>>35848418
Of chinks tricking people out of their money with jpegs of badly designed anime girls? Yeah I'm kind of frightened of gambling addiction

>>35848053
I tried to fill the void, I saw it too, that many people left from here. Since I'm the one who got into writing just recently, but for me, it seems like most writefags migrated from this place into more "friendly" places. Probably.

>>35848240
>>35848409

I thought these threads hated konosoba

>>35848467
>chinks tricking people out of their money
Anon, you can build her for free.

>>35848474
TFT seems pretty active, idk any other places tho

If you had a tanukitube channel what would it be about? and also would your wife have one?

>>35848595
>what would it be
18th century cooking

>>35848595
[onlyfans]

>>35848615
Oh god I fucked up the spoiler

>>35848545
I don’t watch it, someone talked about that scene last thread I think so that’s really all I’ve seen of it

>>35848595
I've thought about doing videos on history before, I've found that there are a ton of interesting meme history channels but very few that actually have comprehensive rundowns unless you're looking at something like Rome or WW2. Don't have a wife but doing it with a pharaoh would be fun especially from her own heavily biased perspective, except they wouldn't know much about Earth history.

>>35848467
>I'm kind of frightened of gambling addiction

>>35848595
Cooking channel.
Mostly big portions, of meat, hopefully to attract an audience of big girls.

>>35848276
Cant help it

Miqotes are prime breeding material

>>35848713
>prime breeding material
>no paws

>>35848713
I prefer the bunnies

>>35848637
Beata maria

>>35848751
I saved multiple Viera pics before even knowing they were from Final Fantasy. Still haven't played the game

>>35848595
be a steve irivin type that talks about the different hags a man may encounter and how to deal with them without getting seduced int the process

>>35848240
Big tiddies.

>35848817
Fuck off with that gross shit

>>35848595
Books. I'd talk about books. Maybe movies.
>your wife
She'd be there too, holding the article we were discussing and expressing her dragonian opinions.
>I like this the paper is glossy and shiny and the cover sparkles

>>35848713
You misspelled “mosquitos”

>>35848866
>four fingers
That would probably be really freaky in real life

>>35848883
>four fingers is the freaky part
>not the huge wings or the insect abdomen filled with blood

>>35848883
Every monster would be freaky in real life.
It's why we post cartoon images instead of realistic cosplay pictures.
The sublime becomes disgusting when it enters reality.

>>35848940
Please do not compare cosplay thots to mamano. Unless we're talking about mamano doing cosplay, then it's okay

>>35848931
>>not the huge wings or the insect abdomen filled with blood
Kind of cute though

>>35848952
I agree with you but there are definitely some designs that should probably stay as .png's

>>35845835

>>35848998
I wish SlapStickStrike still did MGE doujins. This design would be right up his alley.

>>35849000
Waiting for the "staring at her tits" posts cmon I know one of you is typing one right now

>>35848866
I actually love the silver and black armor-like carapace with red highlights that Vamp Mosquito's have. If an entire entity, armor set, or sword or whatever was rocking that aesthetic I'd be all over it.

>>35848952
What do you think mamano would look like if portals actually opened?

>>35849000
I love hypno-Lamia

>>35849000
sorry, ma'am, I've been titty hypnotizied

>>35849029
Just like the KC drawings of course

>>35849029
Ugly as fuck but probably still deranged rapists because this world sucks

>>35849029
Unimaginably beautiful

>>35849029
A large number would look horrifying and uncanny, a smaller but still decent number would look like objective upgrades from normal people to an absurd degree.

>>35848545
What gave you that idea ?

>>35849065
I'll take the horrifying ones and love them thank you very much

submit to foxes?

Imagine the cuddles

>>35849065
don't care as long she doesn't kill me I am good and they do say a bit of fear gets the boner going

>>35849118
Seal foxes away! Bind foxes with powerful magics! Let foxes be forgotten to history!

need a dose of greenworm dopamine

>>35848104
Cute feet!

>>35849118
I only submit to motherly ones

>>35849096
I posted a picture from it once and get an angry response , so I figure konosoba was persona non grata

>>35849135
why she seems like a nice old lady

>>35849239
Anon, no! Get away!

>>35849251
She's an old hag, what's the worst that can happen?

>>35849262
She'll call you boya and make you wear short shorts!

>>35849144
mweh!

Bros... where is she taking that poor young man?

>>35849029

>>35849330
fine by me, I am fit and I like dressing like a manwhore

>>35849346
the gym

>>35849251
>No tails
Garbage

>>35849346
to use him as a male model for her nude drawing

>>35849392
She's just hiding them to appear less threatening

>>35849357
Honestly, most MGE cosplays aren't even that bad. Still a bit strange that people would cosplay as them at cons but I've seen people cosplays those dark elves from that hentai, you know the one. So I guess people are just weird like that.

>>35849415
Don't respond to the spammer. He does this all the time

Hags

>>35849144
I'm sure Greenworm Anon still visits, but he mostly posts his doodles on Twitter now.

>>35849029
>What do you think mamano would look like if portals actually opened?
Canonically speaking, mamono are exceptionally beautiful women with monster bits. Some more monstrous than others but still exceedingly beautiful.


Gonna drive for hours straight down to Mojave, wait until I feel the ground rumbling, jump out of my car, and feed myself to a sandworm

>>35849379
>>35849433
What is it with all the Chinese gachashit? This is tangentially related to the thread at best

>>35849330
>call you boya
nooooOOOOO

>>35849421
Ah, fair enough.
Though I do wish there were more MGE lewd cosplays.

>>35849451
Foxes are foxes, though I dunno how genshin is at all related if its not ganyu

>>35849000
Pathetic

>>35849497
Genshin now has foxes, but this isn't the place for that.

>>35849466
There's an Anubis one out there which is semi-revealing but it's locked behind an instagram log in and fuck giving zuck my phone number.

>>35849536
It has? I only foxboi

>>35849451
The azurlane one is monster girls that are more often than not drawn by Japanese artists. Genshin doesn't fit though.

>>35849521
i wonder how much of a perv can a gazer be with those eyestalks?

>>35846477
Honestly, and firmly. If you really, truly aren't ready for one yet, she'll respect your wishes. Plus mamono don't really have a cut-off point for their fertility like IRL women so you've got time to wait.

>>35849546
You don't happen to have a name or link? Can't seem to be able to find it.

>>35849451
Boatgirls are basically tsukumogami

>>35849000
A tip, honey, get a small mirror, hold it between those tits and look down into it.
>Nobody's looking at your eyes, hun...

>>35849638
i want to adopt them or get adopted by them. Both works for me.

>>35848940
id be willing to bet theres a fair few designs that would work pefectly well in real life, it all depends on the person though. An arachnophobe would probably be terrified of a real arachne, but I think they'd be ok.

>>35849720
I want to get adopted by a large monster family who are all single

>>35849735
I'm okay with ordinary spiders but I'm not sure I could handle a spider the size of a car.

>>35849741
I love to live with abyssal girls. Every of the sisters seems so nice but my favorite would be Seaport Hime. I would live in her room and sleep with her.

>>35849439
I haven't posted to the thread in a week or so now, been checking every day or so just to see what's up however. Still have a list of requests from here I need to finish at some point, I'll post them here for sure when I get them done.

>>35849735
>>35849764

Gazelle girl when? I love those horns

>>35849792
How did worm tracks get on the ceiling?
>Spider-Worm, Spider-Worm
>Does whatever a Spider-Worm does
>Eats a plant, any size
>Busts no rhymes, 'cuz she got hungry and wandered off
>Lookout, here comes the Spider-Worm!

Chapter 2 of Andy's misadventures is done.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32689915/chapters/81472528#workskin

>>35849818
That is fairly impressive booba

>>35849818
The costume says Monster Musume but the face says Mitchell and Webb.

https://twitter.com/25lima_1/status/1419337127716814851/photo/1

>>35849842
Need a lion girl that cums 5 seconds after you put it in. That's one of my favorite thread memes

>>35849634
Sadly no. This was a year or two back.

https://twitter.com/baekko__/status/1419679485222400002/photo/1

>>35849818
Actually not that bad imo

>>35848855
It's from what the post I was replying to was asking about.

>>35849890
when I see that hat, all I can think of is
"WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER"

>>35849171
Which picture, and what response?

>>35849890
White snek sexy

>>35849885
Sounds great provided they don't bite my nuts

>>35849930
>>/jp/thread/S18024789#p18036004

>>35849885
Finally, someone that matches my pace.
>Waiting all day for a hot, marathon love making session
>Five minutes in and you’re both passed out in each other’s arms
「MUTUAL INSTANT LOSS」

>>35849818
Hey, that's pretty good. Usually this kind of cosplay only provokes cringe and disgust.

>>35849971
>You both lasted 5 minutes
>Other lionesses start talking about what a beast in bed you must be to last that long

>>35850012
I want to caress spider legs

>>35849958
Looks more like constructive criticism than anger

>>35849958
man looking through a 2017 thread is weird

>>35845835

>>35850187
Was Monster Musume what really kicked off monstergirls or was there something else that did it? I only got into this stuff last year and don't know shit.

>>35850172
Why?

>>35850251
They've been around for a long time just under people's radar, I feel. Like you'd see lamias or something in a series and not bat an eye at it for a long time. Between MGE and it, were some of the works that focused soley on them as a concept right when more people started using the internet, so it caught on quickly.

>>35850129
>constructive criticism
>neck yourself

Hnnng need succubus priest

>>35850251
>was there something else that did it
Ancient Greece.

>>35845835
i wanb big bitty monstbergirl gf pls :DDD

>>35850245
It goes both ways.

>>35850353
FUCKING NEWFRIEND
GET OUT MY THREEEEEEAAAAD!

>>35849608
Not as much of a perv as she knows (You) are. She can see what you're looking at on your phone.

>>35850251
>>35849451
Imagine a MonMusu x Azur Lane collab.

>>35850493
There's nothing perverted about impregnating a gazer.

>>35850493

>>35850556
>impregnating a gazer.
She'd like to see you try

>>35850493
whats lewd with wanting to put a ring on her finger, waiting until we get married to sex and hold hands in the dark while we make love in the dark in the missionary position for the sole purpose of having kids?

>>35850577
Done.

>>35850601
i wonder, when do gazers get their eyestalks and i wonder if just like foxes, the more stalks they have, the older they are?

>>35848802
You mean a 'John Smith' type?
>btw, wtf with Ryu hiding all their raws now after #3?
>some of us are a thousand miles from the nearest manga shop or postbox.

>>35850577
Why on earth would I ever want to impregnate a gazer when there’s hotties like succubi, tentacles, and... and...

ONE EYED WOMEN ARE THE BEST WOMEN THEY ARE THE SEXIEST AND THE MOST FERTILE HOW CAN DUAL-EYED WOMEN EVEN COMPETE ONE EYED WOMEN ARE THE BEST WOMEN THEY ARE THE SEXIEST AND THE MOST FERTILE HOW CAN DUAL-EYED WOMEN EVEN COMPETE

>>35847951
>Same guy who did this
Nice

>>35850836
F-Fuck this one was great

A real man feeds his body to sandworms

>>35847951
>>35850836
>does commissions
>18k yen
I need to put a lock on my wallet

>>35850872
A real man turns his body into the ultimate tentacle pleasure slave for his mindflayer mistress

No Bones ,FUTANARI 10/10

What got you into mgs?

>>35850910
Fuck off faggot

>>35850911

>>35850910
Never really got into the manga, what’s her name?

>>35850911
Was browsing a /b/ thread of rolling games and whatnot. One of those was MGSA posted to the thread, it comprises entire of MGE girls. I was fascinated with the designs. The two girls that I picked were sandworm and lizardman. I wanted to learn more about this and discovered it was ripped from MGE. This prompted me to spend a week straight just reading all the MGE lore books and profiles. This was back in late 2014.

The two companions I picked in MGSA were sandworm and lizardman. Sandworm is still my waifu to this day

>>35850911
>Browsing /a/ for Yugioh
>See thumbnail of MonMusu thread
>Guy sleeping wrapped up in a snake girl
>”Huh. That seems cool”
>7 years later

>>35850833
Don't patronize her. Go masturbate in front of some lonely Cyclops, like the fool you are.

>>35850911
>play monster girl quest cause all coomers were praising it
>see monster girls thread on /a/ and it's golden

>>35850911
>Browsing furry shit on seedy websites
>Find Okayado's early comics
>Knew from the start I liked MGs more than furshit
>Many years later, Monster Musume anime comes out
>Searching for fanart
>Find MGE

>>35849818
would be pretty fucking surreal if that was made by boston dynamics and she could walk around the con like that

>>35850910
Hot. Would fuck her while jacking her off.

>>35850251
I think monster musume helped to popularise it, but I don't think its what kicked it off properly. My introduction to monster girls was some story about succubi written in 2006, and cat girls have been in anime for fuck knows how long. Plus, as another anon said, even the ancient world had monster girls.

>>35846655
That would, ironically, make her a monsterized but not Dark valk.

>>35850939
Riichi/Leechi. A lot of the Monster Musume girls have really lazy literal names.

>>35850911
I watched Cat Planet Cuties when I was 13

>>35850939
>>35851041
>>35851068
Go back to your discord degenerate faggots

>>35851084
Wow, rude.

>>35851084
It’s a monster girl. If you’re gonna seethe fuck off to /tg/

>>35850911
totally spies cat girls

>>35849379
>he’s THIS blind
You’re an easy fox trickery target.

>>35850911
Story from 2006 as I said in another reply. It was about some dude summoning a succubus, and then the succubus basically taking him 'wanting to know the highest pleasures' very literally, and then made monster girls. He fucks/gets fucked by succubi, vampires, lamia, an arachne and even what is basically Cthulhu at some point. Looking back, the writing isn't the best, but it still made me like a lot of the things I do today.

>>35851109
It's literal futa shit, fuck off /d/ vermin. Go back to your garbage dump and take your mental illness with you.

>>35851062
I never really was a fan of monsterization for Valkyries work. It never felt right that she has to deny her true feelings in order to become a monsterized regular Valkyrie, while accepting her feelings makes her a Dark Valkyrie.

>>35851109
fuck off cunt you know very well what you're doing

>>35851109
>call out futa
>get told to go to /tg/
Guess how I know you're new.

My favorite Valkyries are the ones that rape you repeatedly under the excuse of divine will

>I go to take a shit and come back to more shitposting in the thread?
why?

>>35851219
Do you actually need to commit some sort of sacrilege for this? Or would asking nicely work?

>>35851219
My favorite Valkyries are pic related

>>35851249
Asking a Valkyrie to rape you is sacrilege punishable by rape.

>>35850911
2hu shitposting on /v/ in ancient times -> /jp/ -> hey these animal girls are pretty cute.
I feel like my MG history is wildly different from the average, as I never touched MGQ at all.

>>35851271
Valkyries sure are confusing

>>35851249
You do any transgression and you get punished with raped
You do good deeds and prove you are a good person and you get rewarded with rape

>>35851271
Okay, but how long?

>>35851229
>shitposting in the thread?
Haha, imagine sodomizing an anubis and when you pull out, you look down to find she gave you poop dick

>>35851258
How unfortunate that Odin designed them so they become human if they fall in love

>>35851284
Gee man you are basically not only telling an angel to her face you will be sinning but also asking her to rape you. Surely this kind of behavior nets you 3 days to 2 weeks of rape.

>>35851271
what if I ask to make sweet love with her while holding hands?

>>35850925
>leaf did nothing wrong
Every time I see this I want to punt her

>>35850911
Digimon -> early mge profiles in the late 00s -> EMG -> monster girl threads in 2013

Imagine if monster girls had their own imageboard.

Monster girls with 4 ears, Y/N?

>>35851282
She, like all angels, is extremely simple. She just use textbook excuses for what she wants. You see, when you are an ageless angel, supposed to guide humanity and heroes in the right path, and then everyone is marrying the first Level 1 weak monster they job to, or whatever hag castle owner, it essentially means you will be single for a longer time than the likes of Deonora. So the angels start descending on Earth, using religion, punishment and rewards as sloppy excuses to get husbands and deal with their sexual frustra-

>>35851356
If that's the case then I'll just have to marry several Angels and Valkyries.

>>35851352
Nah, it usually just looks weird. Besides, remember Bunny Must Die?

>>35851356
>ageless
angels suck

>>35851356
Anon? You good?

>>35851379
They swallow too.

>>35851413
they no good, bad, horrible, worthless cause they don't age and mature like monster girls

>>35851314
Punishment is an eternity of marriage
>>35851409
I'm sure that post had enough blasphemies for at least 1.000 years of rape

>>35850911
HDoom

>>35851409
Fuck off angel scum. Human hands belong to fox tails

>>35851409
>>35851432
Oh no. My two biggest weaknesses.

>>35851432
>>35851409
Wish there was something like this but with cows. like "Draw him milking a cow's big 'udders' as a joke ha ha"

Heh. Heheh. Heheheh
Kehehehehe. Kiiihihihihi.
Kyehehehehe.

>>35851376
What?

>>35851148
“Denying” is a bit much, it’s more like she’s so adamant on being a paragon for her god that she interprets those feelings as divine command.
But it makes perfect sense. If she decides on personal pleasure over whatever her duty may have been, that’s a perfect fit for the hedonistic Dark MG line.

Glub glub.

>>35850951
All these girls there suck(except for angel)are they any other options?

>>35851458
SHUT UP
GET OUT OF MY HEAD

>>35851486
>All these girls there suck(except for angel)are they any other options?
https://imgur.com/gallery/6JESY

>>35851452
now what would your wife tell an artist to draw as a joke?

>>35845835
https://files.catbox.moe/g0kwq7.mp4
If your automaton can't do this, then she's trash.

>>35851471
There was that metroidvania where you play as a bunnygirl that got cursed and got a pair of fully functioning cat ears in addition to her bunny ears she already had. She went on a journey to get the curse lifted because it made her much more sensitive to sounds, which greatly irritated her.

>>35851352
N
But I’m not the kinda guy to bitch about it if an artist does draw it. Minor annoyance.

>>35851507
Licking the abs (as a joke of course)

>>35851479
Seems kinda sus

>>35851500
She's not a flayer, Anon. If she's in your head, it's only because you want her there.

>>35850911
A downward spiral of visiting the monster musume threads expecting nonstop "waifu wars" like Asuka vs. Rei, seeing lots of cute girls, visiting the thread daily on a personal pretense of "where's the waifu arguing" and eventually just watching the show and reading the manga. Doesn't help I had some sort of pseudo-fetish for slime creatures and she-venom since I was a lad.

short lim
whats she gonna do

>>35850911
Spice and wolf and the witch from left 4 dead

>>35851507
Being happy

>>35851648
idk you tell me, I want to pull her tail tho, just so I can say I pulled a super-powerful entity's tail. I would even shitpost about this on 4mon.

>>35851648
rage due to being a womanlet and all her sisters are 7ft and make fun of her for being so short

>>35851704
>all her sisters are 7ft and make fun of her for being so short
That's not true, Queen of Hearts is just a little bit taller than her.

>>35851738
think of the rage when even the queen hearts makes fun of her being so short

Do you prefer your tauric girls with or without the horse pussy?

>>35851840
I am sorry I like 'em without the horse pussy

>>35851648
try and sneak into my house so she can boss someone around after getting kicked out for being a neet

>>35851840
Without, that Nightmare is just too cute.

>>35851840
I could go either way. It'd be nice if they could swap between the two actually

>>35850911
Ferngully
Fucking loved that fairy as a little shit

>>35845835

>>35851970
good to see she's flossing her teeth. No man would ever go for a sandworm with poor dental hygiene.

>>35851352
Yes. I've always considered the animal ears to be purely cosmetic, as the human skull doesn't support ears on top of the head.

>>35851351
isn't that just what this is and last thread was imagining?

Best monster for you assuming the role of her “pet”?

>>35851507
now draw him taking a nap, as a joke

>>35852112
Pharaoh.

>>35852112
Mindflayer, by far

I drew the request for Umi-Osho enjoying a coconut, as a joke.

>>35852112
Lim

>>35851648
Kick you in the shin, probably.

>>35852163

>>35852202
this is why you don't trust short monsters

>>35852112
Vampire.

>>35852203
AAAAAAH I WANT A MINDFLAYER TO MAKE THE COMPLEX THOUGHTS GO AWAY! I WANT HER TO FEAST ON MY MEMORIES AND TURN ME INTO THE PERFECT MAN TO BE HER SPOUSE! I WANT HER TO TURN ME INTO HER PERFECT ADORABLE LITTLE PELVIS SQUID THAT GOES *SQUELCH* *SQUELCH* IN HER PUSSY AND THROUGH HER FINGERS ALL DAY LONG! I WANT HER TO SMILE DEVIOUSLY IN PUBLIC AS I SHOWER HER AND HER WOMB IN TASTY BABY BATTER! I WANT TO SERVICE HER DAY AND NIGHT! I NED IT I NEED IT I NEEEEEEEEED IIIIIIIIITT!

>>35852175
Cute turtle

>>35852112
wight

>tfw ywn see the green lush jungles of MGE

>>35852408
anaconda please

>>35852112
I'm into the idea of being a service human for a bunyip to help her out with anxiety attacks in public places.

>>35852443
how many monsters you reckon would need one?

>>35852203
>flayer class mate spins around too quickly
>tentacles smack you in the face
>accidental mind wipes you
>she lacks the experience to put you back together

>>35852485
That's not good

>>35852515
you can always make new memories together

>>35852485
>after a drawn out session of getting your ears tentacled she thinks she's managed to fix her mistake
>she wakes you up
>you start speaking a different language

>>35852259
same
mindflayers are best girl, no argument

>>35849029
probably like this >>35849357 but if the cosplayers were all 10/10 looking

>>35845835

There’s a good female right before my very eyes, so I want to impregnate her and make her have my children

>>35845835

which monster would slowly worm her way into your heart like regura gals?

>>35852818
any that show me affection

>>35852818
Most of them if they want to.

>this is where it goes sir

>>35853030
what, the burger I bought with my money

>>35852818
If you mean in that predatory way, Corpse Jabberwocky

what monster would run towards you if you said you liked hags?

>>35853168
Dark mages, hakutakus, ryus if they had legs.

>>35853030
The liver?

>>35853168
Kitsunes

>>35853238
>Liver-fag gets his liver eating fox wife
>Says she's going to devour it whole leaving nothing to regenerate
>Leans down tracing her tongue over to where presumably liver-fag's liver is
>Blows the loudest raspberry
>Laughs at liver-fag for thinking any fox would eat his liver
>Then rapes liver-fag

>>35853168
Scottish monstergirls like dullahans.

>>35853324
wtf I got scammed then that's a bland nip fox not a cool one

Is saying corny dumb jokes or making bad puns good bed talk to a cheshire?

>>35853333
aren't dullahans Irish? better rolling a selkie for a scot

>>35853471
>selkies with thick northern Isle accents gossiping away

>>35853491
what's do selkies gossip about?

Baobhan Sith is a scot vampire succubus fairy hag!

>>35853499
football, heroin, and how much they hate the english

>>35853499
That one whore showing off her husband everywhere she goes with him inside the hides with her constantly

>>35853499
If their anything like normal Scots
>what they've been up to
>family goings on
>who has slighted them recently and thus will forever be a damned name in their mind
>the news
>the weather

I think my mantis has autism, what should I do?

>>35853550
>why a kilogram of feathers weighs the same as a kilogram of steel

>>35852807
Shark!
Sexy
Hilarious
Awesome
Really
Kool!

>>35853607
How do you think the shussy holds up compared to normal succubus pussy?

>>35853618
Not flakey, strong flavor.

>>35845835

>>35853425
I HATE THAT CAT

>>35853550
>the weather
WHY IS IT AO HOT LADS?!

>>35853668
I fuck that cat

holy shit page 9 already

>>35853668
i love that cat

>>35853668
I'm gonna marry that cat

>>35853714
Thread position is a fickle thing these days.

>>35853739
page 10 now, fuck vtumors

Well since were page 10 no harm in posting nsfw

>>35853767
two right hands?

>>35853779
fuck i have been whacked in the head one too many times

>>35853767
Tritonias are good girls that are not posted often enough.

I like cunny

>>35853977

>>35850278
like going back in time.

>>35853986
shoggy best maid

>>35853823
They are one of many monsters with lots of "big sis" energy.

>>35854067
what are other monsters like that?

>>35854089
Hellhound and Titania

>>35854089
Dark Mage, Titania, Holstaur, Papillon, Unagi-Joro, Wonderworm, and Banshee.

>>35852203
>cuddling with flayer wife
>thinking about all the things wrong in the world and all the work you have looming over you
>wife notices
>subtly gets rid of all the unnecessary worries in your mind
>squeeze your wife, feel like you're forgetting something but reason that it couldn't be that important if you forgot

>>35854122
>hellhound
wat?

>>35849958
how the hell do you fucking remember a single post from that long ago?

>>35854139
You heard him.

>>35854139
I've always gotten a teasing older sister vibe from the profile pic and if you strip away the hyperbole they fit the protective older sister niche very well.

>>35854152
just explain

>>35854139
You are being detained

>>35854173
for what officer?

>>35850911
I'm not entirely sure where the interest began, but finding the /a/ threads is what truly solidified my following of it all

>>35854173
>"Get em Officer Snuggles!"
>"Woof!"