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Let's just go home.

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>> No.35839882

>>35839863
very cute cyclops

>> No.35839885

This one isn't early /tg/shit or editionshit, use it.

>> No.35839896
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>> No.35839897

>tfw no thicc African bullfrog mucus toad gf

>> No.35839928

fuck it im just picking one and hopes its the right one

>> No.35839933
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>>35839928
>>35839928
ya got it right, here ya go

>> No.35839951
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Reminder that sharing is caring

>> No.35839952

>>35839485
>demon gf won't do anal because it's not reproductive
>angel gf will do anal because it technically keeps her virginity before marriage

>demon gf can't hold hands because she'll black out from it
>angel gf will hold hands nonchalantly anywhere, oblivious to the obscenity

>demon gf makes you sign contract with no loopholes to exploit
>angel gf will allow you to interpret scripture however the hell you want

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>>35839863

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>>35839973
>Noobs to the Taimanin universe often ask "Why do they keep sending these women in, if they will inevitably lose to the Orc dick?"
>Obvious answer: Men end up losing to Orc PUSSY

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I"m going green

>> No.35840013

>>35839999
Gobb'd

>> No.35840014

>>35839999
>quads
hope ya like 9999 kids

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>>35839999
>I"m

>> No.35840071

>>35839952
>Demon gf want to write down all the lewd shit your allowed to do to her
>Angel Gf just want you to do those lewd things to her

>> No.35840085

>>35840071
angel and demon bigamy best bigamy

>> No.35840152

>>35840044
Can a bar of soap get dirty?

>> No.35840167

>>35840085
think of all the useful moral guidance

>> No.35840184

>>35839933
Motherly Ran.

>> No.35840208

>>35840152
thats a good question

>> No.35840230

>>35840044
Phoenix and learncow both trying to woo you. They decide to share you, without consulting you.

>> No.35840247

>>35839951
The game that almost completely turned me off from shota forever

>> No.35840263

>>35840247
i don't know anything about it but the age bar did concern me.

>> No.35840309
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>Did someone order garlic-bread pizza?

>> No.35840336

>>35840309
I don't understand this picture. And someone fix that painting. It's falling off the bloody wall.

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>>35839863

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>tfw ywn get abducted by a dark mage like this
>she will never kiss you and make you lose your reason
>ywn be spoiled by her
god

>> No.35840514

>>35840247
Why?

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>>35840462
Don't remind me.

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So is this a Calvin & Hobbes-type scenario where we swap to someone else’s point of view and he’s just fucking a stuffed animal?

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>>35840561
>fucking a stuffed animal

>> No.35840575

>>35840431

Gonna need some weedkiller for that one

>> No.35840621
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How am I supposed to pay attention in class now

>> No.35840669

>>35840152
yes, they absolutely can
usually easy to rinse off, though

>> No.35840682

>>35840336
I think Pinky there is choke-lifting (you) in the air while her sisters look on

>> No.35840711

>>35840621
Well you better anon, the exam is in 2 weeks and worth 35% of your grade

>> No.35840727

>>35840711
>the exam is in 2 weeks and worth 35% of your grade
my proffesor last semester because of everything being online said fuck it didn't really give out a final exam

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>>35840727
holy shit dude not so loud, if the hakus hear you didn't have a final they're gonna flip out

>> No.35840766

>>35840574
i had a gf once that told me thats how she masturbated , bit of a tomoko so I could not tell if she was serious or just an awkward attempt at a joke.

>> No.35840811

>>35840764
I wanna know how a sex ed final exam would be like post portal

>> No.35840829

>>35840811
>uneven amount of students so you get an extra monster partner
oh bother

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>>35839999
good man

>> No.35840857
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35840857

So, I have 3 stories to write left, what you guys requested. There is a lilim one in them. Can someone make me a speedy summary about all of them, so I can move around with more knowledge?

I might go down the dark path, and commit something unspeakable while writing this, you know. Making another oc lim.

>> No.35840938

>>35840857
>Making another oc lim.
As long as there's corruption I'm on board.

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Final post last thread was a latenight post. That doesn't happen often

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>see this happening on your couch
wat do

>> No.35840990

>>35840514
It’s a game with a large focus on “age-down” mechanics... where you already START as a shota. Along with the constant baby talk during the sex scenes, there were quite a few that were just disturbing. I think one them has you age-down to being small enough to fit in one of the succubus’s hands while she jerks off your .5 incher. When you get into that territory it’s just disturbing

>> No.35841006

>>35840948
What was she watching/reading?

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>>35840980
it's about to be a very enjoyable night

>> No.35841024

>>35841006
saw a man bare hands uncovered

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>>35839863

>> No.35841037

>>35840392
>"Nice tats."
>"And your tattoos are cool, too."

>> No.35841057

>>35840857
>speedy summary about all of them
>spoiler
You mean all of the canon ones? The only ones I can remember appear in the official material are Druella, Queen of Hearts, and that one in the RPG. I'm not the original requester, but if he wanted one of these and not an OC, I think he would have specified.
>>35841006
She accidentally downloaded ransomware that will make the computer show nothing but porn of Beelzebubs in messy rooms until she sends them bitcoins.

>> No.35841077

You ARE subbed to KC's Patreon, right anon?

>> No.35841120

>>35841077
broker than an ushis hubbies pelvis

>> No.35841123

patheads

>> No.35841124

>>35841077
I'm a poorfag and I don't trust Patreon itself.

>> No.35841125

>>35841077
i may actually next month once i've figured this whole living on my own thing.

>> No.35841149

I want to trick a Valkyrie into putting a butt plug in her ass that has a corruptive curse on it by convincing her that the Chief God would want her to do it to protect her anal chastity.

>> No.35841163
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>>35839863
The weak should fear the strong.

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>> No.35841218

>>35841077
Well yes, of course I am. I'm not a Tanuki, now am I?

>> No.35841235

>>35841149
I'd just trick her into buying a timeshare

>> No.35841238

>>35840938
It all comes back to corruption then.

>>35841057
I wanted to know more about the OC lims, because honestly, they were never my territory since I was more or less fine with canon stuff, but I would gladly learn about what the community has. It would also help to establish things, and interactions too. I noticed in my works I tend to put emphasis on interactions between characters rather than describe what is happening, it would also help to connect the pieces of puzzle in my head.

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>have monster childhood friend
>while you grow up, she grows out

>> No.35841333

>>35841254
You love to see it

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>>35839863

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Reject pharaohs, breed apophises

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>tfw ywn have nice old lady next door is very touchy and very nice to you
>ywn eat her food and be happy
>ywn talk to her as well as come over for dinner
>ywn greet her in the morning before you go to work and she gives a some food she happened to have at hand
>swn oneday kiss you on the lips then run quickly back into her house

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A Master's orders are absolute right? Then I order my kiki to get pregnant with no less than five daughters in one pregnancy.

>> No.35841463

>>35841422
This seems like a fairly young cow.
Her chest isn't big enough for dairy duty.

>> No.35841468

>>35841438
>after she kisses you, you realize you've been married to her for two years

>> No.35841472

>>35841445
She will obey, she'll just need to make sure its a certainty.
Expect virility suppliments and seed potency boosting meals until she is 100% sure to get knocked up with that number.

>> No.35841480

>>35841445
>wanting to put that much stress or your poor maid
carrying quints is no laughing matter anon

>> No.35841481

>>35841445
Kikis will fulfill their masters orders to the best of their abilities, but they can't do the impossible.
She will fulfill the spirit of the order by forcing her master to impregnate her five times.

>> No.35841483

>>35841254
>I carried her, when we were kids.
>Now she carries me as adults.
>Also she is still as clingy as she was in her younger days.

>> No.35841500

>>35841254
>She never realized how much her breasts grew so she is constantly pressing them against you unintentionally

>> No.35841504

>>35841077
Literally the only exception from my "fuck patreon" rule. Still, I will unsub if the next MGEPRG update doesn't justify the time spent on it, it's been over half a year already.

>> No.35841521
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>>35841480
>>35841472
>>35841481
shog can do it no probelm

>> No.35841526

>>35841445
>A Master's orders are absolute right?
eat this pinecone

>> No.35841535

>>35841521
Making clones of yourself doesn't count Shoggy

>> No.35841544

>>35841521
>taking the easy way of just splitting
Where the sense of accomplishment?

>> No.35841546

>>35841521
w-why is the shog so smug?

>> No.35841554

>>35841546
>he doesn't know

>> No.35841556

>>35841480
I believe in my meido. No kiki is more fertile than her.

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Cool cyclops fact: cyclops are cute

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>>35839863

>> No.35841565

>>35841554
k-know what anon?

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>>35841560
Cyclops are odd.

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>> No.35841574

>>35841565
best stop there anon, last man who dug too deep went insane

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>>35841535
>>35841544
>t.

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>>35841563
Sorry, fish, but I only fuck landsharks.

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>>35841566
But cute.

>> No.35841593

>>35841521
smug so strong it can derail threads.

>> No.35841599

>>35841565
what the SS stands for in SS&Shog

>> No.35841615

>>35841571
Fuckin noodle should have stayed single

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>>35841591
I don't know...

>> No.35841619

>>35841565
How many shoes a shog should shine if a shog should shine shoes

>> No.35841633

>>35841571
It ain't me
It ain't me
I ain't no shrine maiden's son

>> No.35841634

so read up a little bit on the original shog lore,
how did kc got maid from that? cause they were used as workers?

>> No.35841635

>>35841571
whoever making these, you are cool

>> No.35841646

>>35841634
They were a servant race, that's about it

>> No.35841659

>Anon becomes an adventurer and gets to the 'mid level' tier before an unfortunate accident cripples him.
>Is basically forced to retire and decides to make his living making creating adventuring items.
>Belts of strength, cloaks of resistance, healing potions, more healing potions, so many healing potions.
>Soon gets some very high level monster girls coming back to his shop simply because he cut them a deal when they were younger/lower leveled and low on cash.

Sometimes having a wyvern 'fighter' come back when she's bigger, stronger, and still using the custom backpack you made her is worth it when she proclaims that you are the only one she recognizes as being worthy of riding her.

>> No.35841700

>>35841571
>long dragon pussy
nah he was a weeb

>> No.35841735 [DELETED] 

>>35841634
ancient construction servitor > slimy maid that makes you a goop house

>> No.35841754

>>35841634
There was a line in the mountains of madness about how they swept a tunnel clean of litter.

>> No.35841763

>>35841634
ancient construction servitor ---> slimy maid that makes you a goop house

>> No.35841776

>>35841565
She is inside your house somewhere
You always wonder there is food in the fridge when you don't have money to do so
There is water yet you haven't paid in a year
You can shitpost but anything anti shog is rewritten proshog
Your shog is near

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>> No.35841795

>village is wondering how lv.1 anon managed to defeat the ancient evil when he returns with her tied up
>turns out she had just beaten a hero with only 1 HP left and anon got the last hit

>> No.35841804

>>35841787
I just walked into her shrine, cleaned it off, and donated some coins to her, why is she looking at me like?

>> No.35841809

>>35841787
I hope that material is elastic, because it's going to get stretched out by her heavily pregnant stomach

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>>35841787
I fucking love bodystocking.s

>> No.35841823

>>35841438
Your parents must have very lax to get their kid near a youkai, or too scared to do anything.

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Consider having sex with alps.

>> No.35841846

>>35841833
Isn't it the alps who should start considering having sex? Or did they embrace their role? Either way i gladly rail a monster girl.

>> No.35841859

>>35841833
I try not to but those fat, throbbing tails just....hoooooh

>> No.35841865

How do I get a kikimora wife to love and cherish?

>> No.35841875

>>35841846
You can help them do that by fucking them and teaching them of the pleasure only monsters know.

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>>35841659
nice
>>35841700
the best dragon is an undead dragon

>> No.35841887

>>35841833
>>35841846
>>35841859
Go be a fag somewhere else

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>>35841876
I disagree wurm is best

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>>35841865
You have to pass The Trial.

>> No.35841894

>>35841875
Of course i do. Then impregnating them so they also learn the pleasure only mothers know.

>> No.35841909

>>35841876
i agree, we must do our part and bring awareness to the vast number of umarried undead dragons

>> No.35841915

>>35841890
and what is this trail so I can speedrun the shit out of it so I can get my kiki wife

>> No.35841917

>>35841890
What do Kiki's bird legs feel like?

>> No.35841934

>>35841833
>t.alp

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Gonna post pictures of my dirty room and unwashed laundry on anonymous maid forums.

>> No.35841944

>>35841917
Like bird legs.

>> No.35841981

>be me
>go on 4monster
>lurk in their /human/ thread
>post foot for the hell of it
>thread is pinned
>400 replies

>> No.35842007

>>35841981
>just a bunch of posts from mermaids, lamia, and ryu
>one wurm thinks its a really weird looking hand

>> No.35842031

>>35841981
>post your feet
>instantly derail the thread as akaname flood in

>> No.35842043

>>35841981
>be me
>go on 4monster
>shitpost various bait posts
>always reply to thirsty monsters with "have sex femcel"
>as usual make mamono seethe
>one day out of nowhere my full adress gets posted by some random monster
what do anons?

>> No.35842055

>>35842043
That's what you get for not having sex yourself

>> No.35842056

>>35842007
>>35842031
>that one shitposting chesh askin for sole pics as joke, haha

>> No.35842059

>>35841981
>post pic of your lips
>countless posts about how monsters want to molest your mouth

>> No.35842061

>>35842043
go to my private island
continue shitposting and thirst trappin

>> No.35842069

>>35841876
>Small wyvern in cheapo, tattered armor that has only a few coppers to her name.
>Anon cuts her a deal and gives her some healing potions so she can go out adventuring.
>Comes back later when she's a fully grown, muscled wyvern with custom fitted, enchanted armor, a few scars, and is near max level.
>Could easily defeat Anon on her own as she's outleveled him.
>"I have come to repay my debt as you are the only one I recognize as my rider."
>Anon has to hurry and switch the open sign to closed as she starts undoing her breastplate to reveal a rather generous tract of land.

>> No.35842070

>>35841981
Gonna make a post about giving up on ever being in a relationship.

>> No.35842073

>>35842043
Pray you have enough dildos to distract them.

>> No.35842075

>>35841981
>be me
>Go on 4monster
>Jokingly open a thread "I want to milk a cow."
>Various species with huge breasts are posting their leaky nipples with "Milk this" "Milk me" replies.

>> No.35842083

>>35842073
>male
>having didlos
you are alp

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>>35842075
you even see stuff like this

>> No.35842102

>>35842095
I would milk her too.

>> No.35842106

>>35842043
prepare myself and get the camreas rollin for my debut on struggle snuggle.com

>> No.35842107

>>35842073
>>35842055
shit I have none, guess my plans of becaming a virgin wizard go down the drain

>> No.35842119

>>35842095
I thought she was a core hound for a moment.

>> No.35842128

>>35842095
Lava cows are cute as well.

>> No.35842136

>>35842128
>>35842102
think of the milk, how would it taste?

>> No.35842138

>>35842136
Warm and spicy.
Perfect way to counteract the cold

>> No.35842139

>>35841504
You can't rush perfection, anon. Even if this ends up being an Omori 2.0 scenario, I'll be happy with it if it's what it should be.

>> No.35842141

>>35842136
Like warm milk, with a kind of slimey like texture.

>> No.35842155

which mg is the stinkiest?

>> No.35842160
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dont trust slimes or this could be you

>> No.35842162
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35842162

TAC o CAT

>> No.35842164

>>35842160
is that a reference to that really upsetting loli comic?

>> No.35842165
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35842165

>>35842139
>Omori 2.0 scenario
Kept hearing about how it didn’t deliver but never followed the original promises so I have nothing to compare the final product to. So what I’m asking is explain

>> No.35842172

>>35842164
no

>> No.35842188

>>35840811
>sex ed is pretty much a matchmaking service
>the faculty takes bets on which couple fucks or not


>>35840829
>uneven amount of students
It’s okay Anon, Ms. Satyros will personally help you study

>> No.35842208

>>35842188
imagine being that kid who doesn't get to participate in sex ed and never learned about it even in high school cause of his super conservative parents and hasn't even jerked off

>> No.35842251

>>35840764
Every good teacher I've had has mentioned they hate the exam system because it essentially doesn't actually teach anything and only encourages you to cram then forget it all once you move onto the next thing. But that's neither here nor there

>> No.35842255
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35842255

the scarlet devil sure is looking extra smug today

>> No.35842266

>>35842255
Stop stealing your poor maid's pads.

>> No.35842268

>>35842251
There are good teachers?

>> No.35842274

>>35842266
what did you say, anon?

>> No.35842277

>>35842255
Remi is just trying to look more Regal for the next party.
just....make sure you check to see when she bought those potions from Eirin, one of the batches tended to run a little 'long'.
Also watch out for her imotou. If she got some as well she may be looking to 'play' with you using them.

>> No.35842278

>>35842268
I've had a few. Not many though and only 1 in the public school system

>> No.35842282

>>35842274
You just stuffed your bra with pads or socks. No way a loli like you would have that big of breasts!

>> No.35842284

>>35841981
>post anus
What happens?

>> No.35842288

>>35842266
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/475452

>> No.35842289

>>35842282
Sakuya doesn't wear pads

>> No.35842300

>>35842289
see this >>35842288

>> No.35842321
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35842321

>>35842289

>> No.35842329

>>35842321
the funniest part about this picture is that this was made before apple revealed the actual ipad,

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>>35839863

>> No.35842343
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35842343

>>35842277
>"Muuhh. Onee-sama's hogging Anon all to himself."

>> No.35842346

>>35840431
I am curious to see what the effects of this invasive species.

>> No.35842356
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35842356

>> No.35842360

>>35842343
>himself
I didn't know Remi was an alp...

>> No.35842369

>>35842360
Oops. An unfortunate slip.

>> No.35842372

>>35842343
She's going to be quite mad until Sakuya gets her some potions of her own.
After all, he teds to look at Remi a bit more whenever they enter the room together.
And he's spending far more time than before in Remi's room instead of in hers.

>> No.35842374

>>35841659
Now this is what I'm talking about.
What would a max level salamander be like after she felt so indebted to anon?

>> No.35842377

>>35842360
at this point if it looks like flandre i dont care...

>> No.35842382

>>35841981
>Be me
>Go on 4monster
>Say I prefer undead pussy and that any girl could be improved by becoming undead
>All the living girls start to seeth
>Undead girls like vampire's take the time to shitpost the hell out of it with stuff like "at least this man has some taste"

>> No.35842390

>>35842360
How would you guys react if you found out your wife was an alp?

>> No.35842396

>>35842390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXAQNGUcTjs

>> No.35842397

>>35842390
Ask if they used to post here or on /fit/

>> No.35842404

>>35842397
Depends on if they're a girly alp or a muscle alp.

>> No.35842405

>>35842390
A bit of bulli, but I'd still love her.

>> No.35842409

>>35842397
/fit/ would turn into a den of alps looking at the /cbt/ thread and schlickin

>> No.35842411

>>35842374
>Buff, enchanted, chainmail 'bikini' that shows off her far bigger muscles and modest, but respectable, rack.
>Thick, toned thighs.
>Has a very large weapon that Anon made her for 'cheap' that she's had upgraded and enchanted since then.
>"Anon! While you yourself can no longer fight, you have enabled me to indulge in battles far beyond what I normally would have been able to enjoy."
>Reaches into her pack and pulls out a fist sized emerald which she sets on the counter before giving her lips a lick.
>"As such, I think its only fair that I challenge you in a field you are still able to compete in."
God help your bed.

>> No.35842421

>>35842390
Well, considering I'm going to impregnate her, about the same?

>> No.35842428

>>35842390
She is now a big cow and that is all that matters.

>> No.35842430

>>35841591
Do you think cyclops like men with eyepatches?

>> No.35842440

I’m convinced a good number of this thread are future alps in waiting

>> No.35842441

>>35841981
>be me
>go on 4monster
>post myself sweating up a storm while lifting my maxes
>then say magic and swords are for nerds

>> No.35842443

>>35842440
Have my babies.

>> No.35842448

>>35841981
I would just legitimately post my addres.

>> No.35842453

>>35842448
ya gotta entice 'em or they will never come

>> No.35842462
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35842462

Having trouble with annoying mosquito or beezlebubs? Greenworms eating your garden? Hornet gals stinging you then forcing to cum inside that jar of honey you bought then stealing it? Arachne neighbor wont stop knitting you comfortable silk blankets and you want to properly repay her? Homeless vagabond wonderworm wont stop smoking in your backyard taking every opportunity to blow into your face? Young mantises trying to practice their hunting skills on you? Creepy stalker oomukade has snuck into your home and is living in your walls? Consider mucus toads she probably won't get rid of the girls and make the problem worse since she'll eat them out and make you finish inside them till all they can do is twitch and beg but at least your skin will always be we moisturized

>> No.35842464

>>35842453
Nah, just gonna post and see what happens.
Most won't take it but a few may do some digging.
or the Monster FBI is going to show up.

>> No.35842472

>4monster
How many human posts would just be a cuckhorse catfishing?

>> No.35842476

>>35842464
>monster fbi
they fat cause they sit on their ass all day
>>35842472
that would be just turned alps

>> No.35842482

>>35842440
(you) are

>> No.35842508

>>35842476
I'd still take it.
A monster wife is a monster wife.

>> No.35842515

>go on 4monster /fit/
>compliment a girl who's unusually buff for her species
>see how long it takes for her to track me down when I prove I'm a human man and not a desperate Bicorn

>> No.35842523

>>35842515
I would post my ripped body there and do me ama thread

>> No.35842529

What mamono should I try for if I want to be a loving house/trophy husband?

>> No.35842535
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>>35842529
Look for particularly friendly Amazons.

>> No.35842542
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I'm gunna do it. I'm gunna touch her fluffy tail even if it is a trap!

>> No.35842543
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>>35842515
rather watch my wife shitpost

>> No.35842546

>bicorn posts on 4monster about her relationship problems
>complains how her husband only loves her and won’t take another wife
>over 1000 seething posts within an hour

>> No.35842550

>alp island
>rules are if you do anything with an alp you become and alp
>last man standing gets the alp harem

>> No.35842560

>>35842550
I'd hole up in a cave and never let anyone see me, easy win

>> No.35842566
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>>35842529
Mofu mafia

>> No.35842570
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>>35842165
It took forfuckingever and updates were few and far between. The project itself was extremely overambitious, and after running out of money the creator had to fund the rest with proceeds from her clothing store. Also don't believe those people, the game 100% delivered and was well worth the wait. Even had a few monster girls.

>> No.35842572
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>>35842453
>Just post address on 4monster
>Many monsters think it's just bait
>Call you a glow hellhound
>Post dick pic with timestamp
>They tell you, you have small cock for a bicorn's husband
>Monogamy monsters blow a fucking gasket saying that only the most desperate manwhore would post their address online
>Polygamy monsters are generally already into a relationship or would only join a harem for not a complete rando
>Bicorns want to start their own harems and not joining one
>Sabbath shitposters say your cock is perfect for cunny
>Hagposters say your cock is perfect for hag cunt
>Your dick gets called a clit and they call you a future alp just trolling everyone
>Thread hits limit and you get banned for trolling
>No monster shows up to your home and you're still single

>> No.35842576

>>35842515
I would post myself nude lifitng and then ask if my form is correct

>> No.35842577

>>35842529
>househusband
Amazon
>trophy husband
Tanuki

>> No.35842582

>2017 was thirty years ago
Jesus Christ

>> No.35842589
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35842589

>Class: Smuggler

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35842592

>>35839863

>> No.35842599
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>>35842542
>COUNTER
Enjoy the mindbreak, retard

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>>35842582
>2017 was 30 years ago
wat, this you

>> No.35842609

>>35842572
>not having your neet neighbor recognize your dick from her peeping sessions
>not having her bust down your door immediately to claim what's hers

>> No.35842619

>>35842572
If that happen I'll just alp myself and start a new life.

>> No.35842628

>>35842572
I would post something like
>lolis are shit and no man wants them
>Hags are all men want
>Men marry their mothers after all
>do it for a month
and that is how I got my mommy gf

>> No.35842634

>>35842599
Why is it that all Vitch doujins are dudes blowing their loads into her tits? Like, did I miss something crucial?

>> No.35842650
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35842650

>>35842634
I mean, her chink dress has quite the opening for that. And her Russian clothes as well.

>> No.35842657
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35842657

>>35842462
Wholeheartedly agree. As a reminder, frogs only become poisonous if they eat poison things. Theoretically by feeding them aphrodisiacs they will constantly emit said drugs via their skin.

>> No.35842679

>>35842572
Honestly, that's probably the funniest outcome. Where anon acts like a total manslut online but either monster girls don't believe him or don't want to go after a rando they've never met.

>> No.35842680

what would your wife post on 4monster?

>> No.35842690 [SPOILER] 
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>>35839863
Which MG would have a craving for corn dogs?

>> No.35842699
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>>35842690
Hellhounds.
They already like hotdogs.

>> No.35842715

>>35842680
>Would anyone like to talk about our lords and saviors, Ares, Eros, Hathor, and the Fallen God?

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>>35842680
>Doesn't like NTR
There is nothing hotter than watching my husband blow a load in some homeless catgirl. It's even better if she hasn't taken a bath in months leaving her scent on my husband for weeks so every single girl on the street knows he fucks homeless monsters Unicorns like to bicorn post

>> No.35842741

>>35842731
why?

>> No.35842752
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35842752

In monster girl casinos you bet wedding rings.
If you win you can marry the dealer.
If you lose the dealer marries you.

>> No.35842766
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>>35842741
She's a good holy girl the rest of the day she deserves to sperg and shitpost as much as the next cheshire

>> No.35842786

>>35842766
makes sense but I have a feeling that she might begin to believe her lies

>> No.35842792

>>35842680
>"Someone please fuck my husband."

>> No.35842796

>succubi seething that stage 3 alps are lewder than normal succs
>succ tries to seduce you
>you just get hard
>alp gf flashes you a smile
>you cum instantly

>> No.35842805

>>35842786
Such is the fate of shitposters

>> No.35842813

>>35842796
>not wanting to get into a threesome with a succuthot and your alpbro

>> No.35842817
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35842817

>>35842786
When has that ever happened? Anyways I'm of to work at the soup kitchen

>> No.35842820

>>35842817
This is kinda hot desu

>> No.35842825

>>35842813
I don't know if succuthot will be able to keep up with alpbro.

>> No.35842829
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35842829

Tamamo Vitch? More like TAMAMO BITCH!

>> No.35842834

>>35842796
Alps are men and will never be women, you are gay.

>> No.35842838
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35842838

>>35842680
She would try to get a good magical application thread on /4monster/sci/, but be frustrated by the many know it all know nothings.

>> No.35842846

>>35842796
>alp was the succubus's brother before they both got corrupted

>> No.35842847

>>35842834
Only gay if your balls touch, and alps don't have balls, so checkmate Order paladins.

>> No.35842858

>>35842834
Your (justified) hatred of trannies have blinded you to the true value of alps as global faggot removal.

>> No.35842867

>>35842796
>>35842834
>>35842847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a83IXHrJt0
>blocks alp's path
What does
>she
do?

>> No.35842871

Sorry for my Newfaggotry, but whats the /tg/ stuff people are complaining about? I don't see the issue.

>> No.35842886

>>35842867
Spills her spaghetti before I bully her womb with my dick.

>> No.35842905
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35842905

>>35842699

>> No.35842910
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35842910

Shut up and kiss drunk wine goat aunt

>> No.35842915

>>35842910
>she ain't drunk
>she is using the illusion of being so to kiss you
>you call her bluff

>> No.35842922
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35842922

>>35842829
NOOOOOOO

>> No.35842932

>>35842910
All I was supposed to do was cut her grass!

>> No.35842942

>>35842910
You've had enough. Good night.

>> No.35842949

>>35842910
aunty sure likes to kiss me on the lips, I wonder why? I asked her if people did this as a greeting and she told me that they do

>> No.35842957

>>35842915
>she ain't drunk
are you kidding? her pee alone is like 80 proof

>> No.35842967

>>35842871
There are some traits of posts that suggest the poster is from /tg/, whose attitude is at odds with the locals. Those include but are not limited to:
>completely offtopic images, especially of medieval warfare
>weird obsession with The Order of the Chief God
>treating incubi, male elves, and male dwarves as monsterb*ys-lite
>HFY and grimderp
>obnoxious, pretentious writing style, bonus points for wall of text

>> No.35842971

>>35842957
as in drunk enough to be "drunk"

>> No.35842973
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35842973

The Jabberwock is ___

>> No.35842983

>>35842973
fat and I would not have sex with her.

>> No.35842989
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35842989

>>35842973
Scary!

>> No.35842990

>>35842973
fat and I want to molest her chub and bully her for being a fatty

>> No.35842993
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35842993

>>35842973
fat.

>> No.35842999

>>35842973
bereft of life

>> No.35843004
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>>35839995
In-universe, the vast majority of their deployments have them kicking ass (as demonstrated in Action Taimanin) while the Visual Novels pit them against their strongest opponents and despite getting raped a lot, they still canonically break free and give the villains their comeuppance. Though you might be on to something about men losing to orc pussy since the vast majority of Taimanin's are women.

>> No.35843006

>>35842967
Thank you Anon, I see now.

>> No.35843011

>>35842973
a cow

>> No.35843021

What should the proper shape of squirrel girls' ears be?

>> No.35843024
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35843024

What if a man impregnates a monstergirl before having accepted being married to her? Will the fact that they have made a baby together cause him to accept the marriage quicker?

>> No.35843070
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35843070

https://twitter.com/Insact9704/status/1419151798179307522/photo/1

>> No.35843076
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>>35843024
They were taught to take reasonability no matter what so even if she's an evil monster he'll have to support her and take care of the children

>> No.35843092

>>35843021
not fat

>> No.35843102
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35843102

>>35843011
>>35842999
>>35842993
>>35842990
>>35842983
You people are rude and should grovel for forgiveness. Jabberwock won't tolerate this insolence!

>> No.35843109

>>35843102
lets see her run for more than 2 secs then

>> No.35843119

>>35842910
>kissing her so much that you get tipsy

>> No.35843127

>>35843102
I can powerwalk away from her. She won't be able to catch up.

>> No.35843132

>>35843092
So she should have minuscule ears that you can barely even notice?

>> No.35843158

>>35842910
what happens if she goes cold turkey?

>> No.35843159

>>35843102
It's like the good old days of Fat Kid in Halo 3.

>> No.35843177
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>>35843021
Ratatoskr appears to be based on a chipmunk rather a species from the Sciurus genus, so they shouldn't be particularly large. The first species that comes to my mind for a non-Rata squirrel girl is the red squirrel, which has that tuft makes the ear look longer and pointy.

>> No.35843212

>>35839863
she cute

>> No.35843213
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35843213

>>35839863

>> No.35843220

>''Youre the Devil! I will BURN YOU!''
> ''You gotta catch me first!'' (Giggles)

>> No.35843231

>>35839933

I really want to fuck a foxgirl. Or wolfgirl. Or catgirl. Or squirrelgirl. Or doggirl.

>> No.35843253

>>35843220
Is senseless greentext allowed on /jp/ now?

>> No.35843284
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35843284

What about raccoongirls?

>> No.35843301

>>35843284
Treasure panda

>> No.35843302

>>35843284
trash pandas

>> No.35843303

>>35842650

I'm still waiting for Tiamama... and if anyone tells me that's not possible, they're wrong. Profit means nothing is impossible.

>> No.35843324
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35843324

>>35843303
More impossible things became servants repeatedly. It's incredibly odd she didn't become one yet.

>> No.35843327

>>35843284
just trash

>> No.35843333

>>35843253
It feels like the average post quality has really gone down in the past couple of months or so.

>> No.35843343

>>35843303
>>35843324
I want her too, need me Tiamama to give me headpats

>> No.35843348
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35843348

>>35843343
>headpats
oh anon....

>> No.35843349

>>35843284

Coons are fine, but Raphtalia is a god tier waifu.

>> No.35843377
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35843377

>>35843284
Yes.

>> No.35843409
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35843409

>>35843348
W-why is he floating in the air?

>> No.35843420

>>35842973
Mighty

>> No.35843433

>>35843409
magic rape powers.
do you even know where you are?

>> No.35843437

>>35843409
Held by her tail

>> No.35843439
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35843439

>>35839863

>> No.35843493
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35843493

>>35839863

>> No.35843507
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35843507

>>35839995
>>35843004

>> No.35843545

>>35843507
Uh I don't really remember this scene

>> No.35843551

>>35843545
It's from the movie.

>> No.35843569
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>> No.35843572

>>35843551
Ah thanks, gonna watch it

>> No.35843578

>>35843348

I loved this one. It so easily could have been a bad end, but it was actually very sweet and even humorous.

Imagine leading the mother of creation to her room while she stays at your facility, only for her to begin taking you by force, ever so gently so as not to hurt you. Her mouth is like the stuff of nightmares but even when she's blowing you, she doesn't so much as scratch your dick.

What an absolutely wonderful lady.

>> No.35843579

>>35843572
are you?

>> No.35843624

>>35843579
yeah but later

>> No.35843635

>>35843624
tommorow never comes

>> No.35843659
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35843659

>>35843569
Is this some kinda new woman's fashion?

>> No.35843710

>>35843569
With that crossboarder language I can see why she was imprisoned

>> No.35843725

>>35843569
no, you stink

>> No.35843738
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35843738

>>35843004
I thought Action Taimanin takes place in a different continuity from the H-games.

>> No.35843744
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35843744

Did you know that the english word 'consent' has no equivalent in the angelic language?

>> No.35843748

>>35843569
Where's her gag?

>> No.35843755
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35843755

>>35843569
No way, fag

>> No.35843761

>>35843004
Warhammer fag get more material

>> No.35843774
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35843774

remember to stat hydrated or else

>> No.35843775
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35843775

>>35843744
Not true angels value and do have a word for it, it's just that they know better and than a mortal

>> No.35843783

>When you are assigned to teach the knights of the centaur realm how to fight/train....except they're all loli centaur daughters of noble houses that are giggling and whispering when they see you
>And a few are blushing and stammering too hard when you get close to properly do their training.
>And one claimed she wants to marry you when she's older.
>And another called you daddy by accident which got the other girls laughing.

>> No.35843807

>>35843070
>Vampires at the beach
Now I want to see a vampire noble, dressed in her usual regal clothes, but with visible bikini tan lines

>> No.35843822

>>35843775
is that why my guardian angel tells me to take off my shirt when we are alone?

>> No.35843864

>be in Dragonia
>want that cute CC dragon
>hatch a plan to get in the palace
>sneak in
>everything is clear
>When suddenly you spot....

>> No.35843886

>>35842973
very cute and make wonderland better

>> No.35843889

>>35843807
>getting to molest your vampire wife because she's weak from exposure to the sun

>> No.35843894

>>35842973
very huggable

>> No.35843895
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35843895

>>35843807

>> No.35843902

>>35843895
Wada is a woman of culture

>> No.35843904

>>35843895
The left one looks like she does shibari.

>> No.35843905
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>> No.35843912

give me something quick to draw before I go to sleep, I would also like it to be something funny

>> No.35843922
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35843922

>>35843904
wtf

>> No.35843924

>>35843905
And monsters wonder why their husbands are dead tired in the morning...and have no semen in them.

>> No.35843928

>>35843912
Anon toasting a marshmellow on an Ignis's hair

>> No.35843940

>>35843807
This but with a very unpleasant sunburn instead of a tan

>> No.35843945
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35843945

>>35843922
Carmilla is for bullying.

>> No.35843958
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35843958

>>35843912
wine goat resting her boobs on a fuming bapho's head

>> No.35843959

>>35843912
pharaoh getting mummified by disgruntled mummy servants

>> No.35843979

>>35843569

I only simp for one fox and it ain't her.

>> No.35843983

>>35843569
Sorry lady, I'm running a monster girl penitentary/dairy.

>> No.35844020

>>35843569
I guess I'm the only one pathetic enough to actually do it.

>> No.35844031

I want to romance baiken tier monster girls

>> No.35844032
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35844032

>>35843983
Why do most of them happen to be foxes?

>> No.35844041

>>35844032
Because foxes be crazy.
Plus-side? Free tail hugs when they're at the milkers.

>> No.35844048

>>35843569
There are WAY too few pictures of monster girls in chastity.

>> No.35844066
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35844066

>>35844041
Foxes are great because they can reciprocate affection even while bound.

>>35844048
Monster girls and chastity sound like a recipie for disaster.

>> No.35844069
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35844069

>>35844032
Despite making up 13% of the population, foxes are responsible for 50% of all sex crimes.

>> No.35844072

>>35844031
>baiken tier
so top tier they became a tier themself

>> No.35844073

>>35844066
It is addicting.
As is hugging thick salamander tails.

>> No.35844079

>>35843569
gave me a story idea, thanks anon

>> No.35844082

>>35844072
Yes.
Also, so awkwardly strong that finding a husband is tough.

>> No.35844085

>>35843774
>cheshire shoots you with a squirt gun
>you get pissed
>she tells you that it's just to keep you cool, and that it will dry off in a few minutes anyways
>tell her to take it to the pool and get on with your day
>minutes later find out that she doused you with ushi pheromones
You win this time, cheshire

>> No.35844088

>>35843945

>"Disgusting. Don't touch me."
>some time later
>"Won't you touch me?"

Before it was time for bully. Now it is time for breed.

>> No.35844089

>>35844082
anji is the solution

>> No.35844099
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35844099

>>35844031
>ywn tell a one-armed tough girl that she's beautiful, and that you wouldn't want to be with anyone else
>she will never immediately deck you right after while blushing and calling you an idiot

>> No.35844110

>>35844099

Never played GG but always thought she was insanely sexy. Especially the eyepatch.

>> No.35844113

>>35843945
NO

>> No.35844119

>>35844099
The best.
Would take out on a date once I wake up to a place that needs a cute dress.

>> No.35844125

>>35844110
Why is it that an eyepatch on a girl can just vastly improve them?

>> No.35844128
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>>35844113
Yes.

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35844135

>>35844125
it makes them look more intimidating in all the right ways

>> No.35844141

>>35844099
I'd probably try to dodge and hug her and tell her that she is the prettiest girl I have ever seen

>> No.35844149
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35844149

>>35844125
Not just eyepatches, but any eye covering is the best.

>> No.35844150

>>35839863
hes fucking dead

>> No.35844152

>>35844128
Ooh, putting herself in chains this time. Kinky woman.
>captcha :420HT

>> No.35844153

>>35844135
>>35844149
Very true.
Not sure if I prefer eyepatches or just a bandage/sash like Ushi-Oni has.

>> No.35844154

>>35843569
I didn't earn employee of the month at horny jail for five months in a row for nothing, lady. Back to your cell.

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>>35839863

>> No.35844164

>>35844149
Man, ghosts sure are getting softer now a days

>> No.35844171
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35844171

>>35844164
They've been gathering massive amounts of ectoplasm.

>> No.35844181

>>35844171
Then why are even the single ones that big?
I'm suspicious of this.

Is it because they have to compete with other girls?
I don't remember phantoms being that big.

>> No.35844186

>>35843912
Lilim creeping up behind Anon, and Anon sitting there playing vidya oblivious to the lim's presence.

>> No.35844200

>>35844181
Single ones can still absorb mana from the air. It's just that the married ones get more quicker.

>> No.35844220

>>35842043
grab bug-out bag sks and go innawoods

>> No.35844232

>>35844220
>immediately run into forest girls
You really think there's anywhere you'll be safe from monsters?

>> No.35844238

>>35842043
Honestly, I'm surprised they posted your doxx rather than just go to your house and make themselves your wife.

>> No.35844262

>>35844220
Bug out bag was taken by a bug, gonna have to fight a moody centipede for it.

>> No.35844282

>>35842043
get myself nice and sweaty then leave the front door open and tie myself to the bed and wait

>> No.35844287

>>35844200
>They call her the bloody maiden, a young woman whose life came to a tragic end and now she haunts the house she once lived in.
>Black blood drips from her yes and ghostly immitations of her wounds still mar her body
>she has long talons and jagged teeth meant to tear flesh.
>She wants to terrify you but you're too busy looking at her immense breasts that peak and strain her ragged, bloody dress.

>> No.35844289

>>35844125

I really like powerful women (like, actually powerful, none of that "I am woman hear me roar" shit) and things like scars/eyepatches/an amputation etc. tell you everything you need to know without uttering a single word.

Ghislaine is probably my favorite example of this.

>> No.35844293

>>35843905
whatever the source is, saucenao doesn't know yet
tell us where you got it, anon

>> No.35844308
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35844308

>>35844287
this is her
>Fear me mortal for I am the bloody maiden!

>> No.35844311

>>35844308
>bloody maiden? more like BOOBY maiden, hah

>> No.35844314

>>35844293
I found it within like 15 seconds, stop begging to be spoonfed

>> No.35844330

>>35844128
Shes for bullying you

>> No.35844334
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35844334

>>35844311
>she stuffs you in her tits for that comment and milks you dry

>> No.35844340

>>35844293
Pretty sure this is it:
https://twitter.com/ramune_himiya/status/1419266237754978311
more on their paid pixiv page, maybe?

>> No.35844353

>>35844334
>>she stuffs you in her tits
Now that's something doujins need more of

>> No.35844375 [SPOILER] 
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35844375

What are your thoughts on boobs?

SURPRISE!! Bapho-sama has hexed your waifu (or favorite) girl with a flat chest for the next few days. How do you react? How does she react? If your wife already has a flat chest, then now she has super-sized breasts (think oppai-loli body proportions). Also, Bapho-sama is a bit cross.

>> No.35844388

>>35844375
with despair and misery cause I can't trust my wurm wife now since she now has a flat chest

>> No.35844390

>>35844334
>looks down her shirt to check on you
>meet her eyes and fire off another sick boob pun
>she closes her shirt back up with a pout

>> No.35844394
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35844394

>>35839863

>> No.35844401

>>35844375
She'll use it as an excuse to fuck my brains out.

>> No.35844408

>>35844375
>What are your thoughts on boobs?
I quite like them
>spoiler
well, at least it's temporary. I can only imagine she would be a bit cross at this 'prank.' There's going to be a lot more from-behind positions, and she's gonna have to do some tricks with her wardrobe (or just not go out for the duration, I guess) for things to fit right

>> No.35844425

>>35844375
This act of extreme cringe by the bapho has violated the NAP, and I will answer by poisoning the local Sabbath's water supply with the most potent megamorphosis potions I can find.

>> No.35844448

>>35844375
time to kick ass and turn lolis into milfs
and I'm all out of ass

>> No.35844475
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35844475

>>35844375
i would throw hathor milk at her

>> No.35844477
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35844477

>>35844113

>> No.35844479

>>35844375
She'd be somewhat upset about them getting in her way all the time, but for the most part she'd be rather smug.

She'd shift to being less smug when she notices me on the verge of a meltdown.
Trust is an important part of any relationship, and I have a hard time trusting big boobs.

>> No.35844485

>>35844375
How does that even work for a slime?

>> No.35844491

>>35844479
same but other way for me, small tits make me feel anxious when I see 'em and big tits make me feel nice and safe

>> No.35844493

>>35844375
GIVE THEM BACK, YOU LITTLE SHIT!

>> No.35844499

>>35844128
Posting Regura hags is cheating

>> No.35844501

>>35844491
>Mommy issues
Gross.

>> No.35844504

>>35844375
seems like old wisp is getting a hubby

>> No.35844549

>>35844375
But Bapho IS my waifu

>> No.35844570

>>35844501
Sabbath hands typed this post

>> No.35844589

If I asked a hakutaku to teach me how to make her cum, would she?

>> No.35844600
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35844600

>>35844570
>>35843958
here ya go

>> No.35844616

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that undines can be cute too!
Visit her spring today for a cool, refreshing bath.

>> No.35844620

>>35844600
How will the Sabbath even recover?

>> No.35844622

>>35844600
>nooooo! you can't love hags! they're all flabby and gross!

>> No.35844638

>>35844600
very good

>> No.35844665

>>35842070
My man. I'd also be insincere about my reasons half the time to rev up the shitstorms.
>enter a relationship-focused thread
>"fuck ever getting close with women, one of my best buddies an hero'd after his girlfriend broke his heart"
>refuse to elaborate or hear their objections
>leave the thread

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35844666

>>35843958
>>35843958
Doodled something somewhat related a while back

>> No.35844688

optimal mana generation methods?

>> No.35844700

>>35844688
Spooning

>> No.35844714

>>35844666
lel, that's good

>> No.35844725

>>35844666
Decent job, Satan.

>> No.35844844
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>> No.35844926

Big Boobs rule! Loli "boobs" drool!

>> No.35844960

I'm not saying I hate big boobs, but I seem predisposed to not like them. Seeing how others react to those bags of flesh has convinced me they hold some inherent and dangerous power. Thus, a woman with large breasts has already established herself as a potential threat.

Intentions must be understood. Trust must be earned. It is only natural to reject that which would do me harm.

>> No.35844968
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35844968

>>35844960

>> No.35844984

I'm not saying I hate fluffy tails, but I seem predisposed to not like them. Seeing how others react to those furwads has convinced me they hold some inherent and dangerous power. Thus, a woman with fuzzy tails has already established herself as a potential threat.

Intentions must be understood. Trust must be earned. It is only natural to reject that which would do me harm.

>> No.35845009

How do you get incubised fast?

>> No.35845015

>>35844394
AlpAnon strikes again?

>> No.35845016
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35845016

>>35844968
I demand massive monster milkers.

>> No.35845022

>>35845009
Jump into a dark matter pit.

>> No.35845023

>>35845009
Eat Prisoner Fruit?

>> No.35845030

>>35845015
That looks nothing like my style

>> No.35845039
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35845039

>>35844984
no, fluffy tails good. trust fluffy

>> No.35845047

>>35845039
Most kitsune are untrustworthy. Fluffy tails should be regarded with considerable suspicion.

You wouldn't want to end up as the fluff-addicted chair of some slutty fox.

>> No.35845054

I'm not saying I hate big boobs, but they upset me.
Think about it: it’s a completely UNFAIR advantage monster girls have over men. Men already have a critical weakspot as their dicks that those monsters constantly abuse whenever pleased. Big breasts are an instant “I win” button. It’s like those poorly balanced MOBA (I’m looking at you, Pokemon Unite) that have a character that does anything. Monster girls already have superior speed, so regardless of what you do they will caught you. Now a mg with big boobs is one you can’t even raise your voice against. They will pick you up, shove you between her breast, close the jacket/hood/kimono and call it a day as the immobilized man can’t do anything in their pathetic struggle except successively ejaculate. Big boobs paralyze, energy drain, addict and even carry (You) around with minimal effort and the girl will just smugly walk around the house knowing give it some time you won’t even be able to oppose then again.

>> No.35845061
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35845061

>>35845047
You're telling me you would say no to this sweet kitsune?

>> No.35845085

>>35845009
take off a basilisks mask, ask a dark slime for her jelly, inject dark matter intravenously, let some khepri give you a bath

>> No.35845086

>>35845061
Ran is a shikigami. She is not a fox. But putting that aside, what sort of fox would she be.

She doesn't seem to serve Inari.

>> No.35845094

>>35845086
a largely pointless distinction as the hardware is still 100% fox

>> No.35845099
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35845099

The internet is a very dirty place!

>> No.35845131

>>35845094
My point stands. You shouldn't trust strangers just because they have pointy ears and fluffy tails.

>> No.35845137

>>35843569
It's good to know that the regular evil Monsters are imprisoned just like the ancient evil ones.

>> No.35845144

>>35845131
If you don't trust her, just tie her up. She can't rape you and it forces her to trust you instead.

>> No.35845156

>>35842356
source?

>> No.35845161

>>35843569
Monster Girl inmates would be scary. You just know they're in there for some messed up stuff, imagine being a guard.

>> No.35845162

>>35843755
She's married to her self?

>> No.35845172
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35845172

>>35845161
What would monster girls even be in for? Rape?

>> No.35845181

>>35845172
Trying to poach other monstergirls husbands.

>> No.35845184

>>35845099
What did she see?

>> No.35845185

>>35845172
Mega Rape.

>> No.35845344

>>35845030
I-I'm sorry, missed the glaring distinctions in aesthetics due to sunlight reflecting off my screen. I remember you making those doodles what, five years ago? Christ, for how long have I been here? Why are we still here?

>> No.35845392
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35845392

>>35845344
Once more, for old times' sake.

>> No.35845439
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35845439

>>35843738
It takes place before Mizuki Shiranui was captured.

>> No.35845486

>>35845439
With tits like those, I'd be surprised if she didn't get raped. Those Taimanin monsters are lucky.
>taimanin kunoichi gets captured
>"You think you can break me? Bring on your biggest oni! I'll never submit!"
>"Actually we ran out of oni to rape you kunoichi, so we had to outsource."
>anon shuffles in
>"Ha! He doesn't look so intimidating!"
>then she sees anon's giant dick

>> No.35845550

>>35844375
Well considering my waifu is a Holstaur I dick my new oppai loli wife.

>> No.35845623

>>35844375
Bapho magic doesn't effect Hathorites. The divine milf energy is too powerful for them to overcome.

>> No.35845641
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My only desire this season is to expose the next door neighbour CC Troll to the sun at the beach

>> No.35845735
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How do I go about requesting a video be taken down from adventurershub. I’d rather not everyone see me getting raped by the dragon raid boss and forced to lick her abs afterwards

>> No.35845741

>>35845623
>>35845550
>bapho works hard, studies at a prestigious sabbath branch and becomes so strong that her magic can bring any monster to her knees
>except holstaurs because fuck those local village hicks

>> No.35845750

>>35845735
>not posting a followup where you git gud, no-dmg run her solo and post her submissively licking your dick on MEREd.com

>> No.35845753

>>35845741
>bring monster to her knees
>she still taller than goat baby

>> No.35845754

>>35845741
Can't beat the oppai.

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