/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>3584232
Pic unrelated?

All girls are sluts.

I will never summon Saber.

I never thought about it before.

>>3584235
only a little

people die when they are killed

That I will never be happy.

I learned that feudal Japan was conquered by a foreigner with a hyper weapon.

kids say the darndest things

>>3584247
You needed visual novels to learn this?

I learned that you can solve time travel paradoxes as long as you use another one.

>>3584266
Apparently. It hit me after playing Yume Miru Kusuri, which was my first visual novel.

>>3584241
lonely girls have rape fantasies

Everything I learned about foreplay I gleaned from H games.

And god damn it, it works.

>>3584292
~_~

if the phone rings well you are having sex you must answer it

Black stockings are better than white because blacks are see-through.

Source: Akaneiro ni somaru saka.

>>3584292
>>3584298
Reported.

All women are whores that will fuck you on the 2nd date as long as you pick the right answers.

In the end you or your girlfriend die(s).

>>3584312
Some will even do it on first date

>>3584312
>>3584316
>Implying whore need to go on dates to fuck people.

This.
(Context is when the girl you invited arrives after you've been waiting for a while.)

>>3584241
>Implying that women can actually be lonely.

Childhood friends do not exist.
;_;

Where do I start?

>>3584333
>implications

>>3584327
Oh shi~
Clannad is translated?

I learned that the future has just begun.

>>3584363
There is no reaction image which sums up my feelings.

>>3584363
Yeah, it's only been out for like 2 years.

>>3584360
>implying that reaction images are better

>>3584363
Well, it's being translated, not done yet. Look forward to it.

>>3584373
>implying implications

>>3584375
It's done, I've played through it entirely in English. It is in need of some editing towards the end, though.

>>3584385
I know. I was just kidding. Though I'm not very good at it. Sorry.

>>3584385
Where can I get translation patch?

>>3584396
online

>>3584388
Post reported

>>3584241

I am interesting in this image.

>>3584396
http://www.assembla.com/wiki/show/clannad

>>3584407
☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

>>3584388

OP pic sauce?

That if I screw a girl over she will kill me in ether a berserker like rage, or a carefully thought out plan that will make me suffer a long time before I die...aka women are crazy.

That all girls are masochists, even the tough sadistic girls.

;_;
Makes my masochistic heart sad.

>>3584353
They exist, it's just that

1) You never hook up with them
2) You date but it doesn't work out

;_;

>>3584597
I hate this aspect of Japan very much.

>>3584558

I heard it in their voice exactly like that scene.

I d'awwed.

>>3584595

Or if you go out with one girl and ignore two potential girlfriends, they either eventually die or drop out of school due to tragic reasons. And you can't do anything to save them.

Dammit, Yume Miru Musuri.

>>3584653

>>3584653
>Kusuri*

Is what I meant to say.

>>3584604

And apparently anime writers think the same way. Even though the childhood friend won in the visual novel.

S'up, Shuffle.

>>3584727

Asa must've had a hymen a centimeter thick or something.

>>3584689
So you thought if someone sliced off your guts, you'd live normally?

I always do this, except I do it towards the ceiling when I'm in bed instead of towards the moon. Needless to say, I shat bricks.

>>3585474
Fuck.

Now I feel depressed. ;_;

>>3584689
>I can't heal even if I get hurt
....
Wait what? why would getting hurt help HEALING in any way?

>>3585474
I stare at my hand and I'm not lonely.
Honest.
...
...
;_;

>>3585491
>can't
I mean won't.
DERP

>>3585491

you can't heal something that isn't damaged.

I learned what a guerrilla gig is and now I want to do it too. Shame I can't play an instrument, though.

Sauce on op pic?

>>3585887
lurk more.

Parents of males disappear a few years after birth.

>>3585895
wanko no korasou?

>>3585910
Close. It's actually Wanking to Kurasou.

>>3585920
Nanking to Korosu ?

>>3585924
That never happened.

Turn the chessboard.Win discussions

and

Pretend to be gentle.Troll harder

This is totally unrelated to this thread, but the screenshot just made me remember that today I saw a girl in one of my class playing Wanko. A few weeks earlier, I saw her on a blue board saving Touhou pictures and even playing Touhou (I think it was EoSD, didn't really check).

I'm pretty sure she's a /jp/sie. I don't know how to feel about that.

Carry on everyone.

Catch up with one of your childhood friends. She'll crave your cock resulting in 3-4 other females wanting it too.

bump

>>3585994
I await the feeling of the quickening at the conclusion of your fight with her.

>>3585994
Giku!

>>3585994
How did she look?

>>3588144
With her eyes.

>>3588146
That's impressive.

>>3588097
You lost me.
>>3588144
Too cute to be a /jp/sie, I guess. It's a CS class, though, so yeah, not a bleached blonde etc.

Most important lesson:
Even when you are dying, finding joy in the wonders of the world more than make up for the years you will not be around.

;_; Kana Imouto:
The Wincest game which shall NEVER EVER be topped....

>>3589890
>Wincest
>shall NEVER EVER be topped

Moar like Shitcest amirite ?

You have two names: "Oniichan" and "Sensei"
Perhaps I should stop playing these games

>>3590724
>Perhaps I should stop playing these games
But why?

I've learned that everything the society keeps telling you about self-sacrifice being a good thing is a fucking lie, and nobody ever give a shit about the one who does.

The more you cum inside a woman, the more addicted to your cock they become.

The person you hate most is actually your mother.

>>3590727
>>3590724

>>Perhaps I should stop playing these games

And what would that do for you? You are a lost soul, just like the rest of us. You are beyond salvation.

Rape all you want, because when you cum inside a woman she will fall in love with you no matter what. It's just a matter of time.

I've learned that I wasn't the only one that was disturbed by Phantasy Star 2 cloning system when I was a kid.

I learned that it's a shitty medium.

>>3584241
>>3584241
>>3584241

I realize there was an entire thread on this before, but why in the hell does a lonely single woman have condoms in her box of toys?

>>3590860
People can have hopes and dreams, right?

>>3590869
I guess, but it seems sorta like using spermacidal lube with your fleshlight...just something not right about it

>>3590860
maybe having protected sex is one of her fantasies (?)

>>3590887
I guess when you spend all day watching guys fuck loli-dogs, unprotected sex seems like a pretty crazy kink

Dogs can't read?

>>3585877
What visual novel is this
>>3590860
Condom on sex toy, clean sex toy, dirty condom.
Means you can just throw the condom away and not worry about cleaning your assreamer 4000.

>>3590860

I never realized those things were supposed to be condoms. I figured it was some unknown type of toy exclusive to japan.

>>3590922

Kira☆Kira