/jp/ - Otaku Culture

No, flies will get in. I could go outside instead.

>haku explaining how it is physically impossible to be on page 11 and that you're just hallucinating

I don't want to open the window, it's cold and there's a crazy reindeer outside

>>35823667
latenight, if you're reading this, please draw dad anon decorating and cuddling his newly born egg

>>35823667
why?

I want to have a BIG family with a manticore! Any less than fourty cubs isn't enough!

>>35823699
It's been happening more often lately

>>35823699
It would have been cool if we managed to hit the post limit this way.
>>35823706
To let the nice froggy in.

need haku teacher gf

>be the first man to confess to Saphirette
>she gives you a small smile, then shoves her dark matter into you, incubizing you instantly
>she, and her familiars, then jump on you, milking you for several days straight

>>35823525
I'm kind of amazed how little hyper preg fanart there is of MGE.

>>35823856
Japan is strangely adverse to it.
I have no clue why

>>35823827
Why does she have the green one wrapped up? Was it being a little shit?

Sparrowl's lamia comic does things to me. I never realized snake mouths could this cute and sexy.

>>35823827
Do you think anyone ever actually waifus these OCs?

>>35823856
>>35823976
Maybe because it's disgusting, that's why.

>>35823746
I just watched a video about the development of GDP across the last centuries, would she approve of this or am I Tanuki bait?

>>35823856
Anything that can be described as hyper is extreme for normal people

>>35824256
>money
>learning
tanuki haku

>>35823998
It really is good. Snek teef.

>>35823667

Latex robutt

Which monster girl do you think of when you think of a monster girl passing you a note that says "Get me drunk and fuck my butt"?

>>35824471
Oni, and I interpret as "buy me all the alcohol I want and I'll let you fuck my ass"

>>35824471
Some desperate hagtsune

>>35824471

>>35824002
Plenty of people waifu'd sabbath baphos, especially runyax2

>>35824471
she needs better manners

>>35824534
>t. high monster noblewoman

POV: Monstergirl is meeting the Order aligned parents of her boyfriend

how pure is your wife's mind, is she a deviant perv, are you the pure one?

>>35824613
Both are perverts.
The jinko is the bigger pervert.

>>35824579
>Take fox wife home to meet parents
>So is she chinese or japanese?
>Completely Ignores the ears and tail

>>35824672
>So is she chinese or japanese?
Neither

Did you know that ushis are sexually aroused by loud beeping noises and construction equipment?

>>35824747
time to go to gremco for some construction level limbs and a beeper to get installed on me

>>35824579
Stop being a faggot and looking for situations to post off topic humans.

>>35824747
time to paint myself yellow, lift heavy shit, and make a beepin sound with my mouth

>>35824672
>Your wife explains that she's Laotian, and further explains that Laos is a landlocked country in southeast Asia
>Your parents pause for a moment before repeating their question as to whether she's Chinese or Japanese

>>35824579
99% of them would kill to see their grandchildren face. I'm pretty sure they are happy to hear they got a partner.

>>35824830
Kek, I see you got the gist of the situation.

>>35823667

>>35823667
need more aggressive monster girls against glass

>>35824579

heres something cursed

>>35825136

>>35825297
I don't think this is cursed.
>>35825316
I want to sniff it....

>>35824579
>”you probably have a few questions, like ‘why has our son turned into a shota?’, ‘why is his penis over a whole foot long?’, and ‘why is he dry humping your leg like a dog? What have you done to him?’, but don’t worry I’ll address all if your questions in GREAT detail”

>>35825320
it is for lolifags

>>35825336
It's good i love monster girls in all sizes then.

>>35825333
If this is the response of his mother I’m gonna wonder how a monster girl seeking shotafying powers entered the Order and

>>35825297
>heres something blessed
FTFY

>>35823827
>Making fun of Saphirette for not being able to write scientific reports in an objective manner!
>Telling her she's bad at her job!
>Disregarding her opinions and attempts at rebuttal and calling her a hack!

>>35825369
It’s the monster talking to the parents

>>35824579
>So where is he, anyway?

>>35825297
But this is good?

>>35824672 >>35824874 >>35825206 >>35825333 >>35825454
>responding to /tg/ spam
>>35824791
Thank you

>>35825619
It’s literally just an idea of how parents would interact with their son’s monster wife. Stop shitting up the threads with your MUH /TG/ posting when people are just trying to create fun hypotheticals for anons to expand on

Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see...

>>35825316
T-thats a big kot butt

>>35825686
>post is literally just anime humans with the word monster tacked on to make it seem on-topic
Nah, stop spamming low effort off-topic bullshit.

>>35825733
>Nah, stop spamming low effort off-topic bullshit.
Can’t stop doing something that I never did in the first place

I had quite the dream that gave me some interesting insights into the mindsets of demons and mersharks.

I even had some prolonged encounters with Druella. Very sinister personality, but it's channeled towards sex, conversion to the sisterhood of monsters, and matchmaking. She came onto me super strong, so I assumed she was still single. Exceptionally beautiful but had a creepy smug look on her at times. A smug that'd put even a cheshire to shame. Definitely a dangerous character if you were to get on her bad side

>>35825791
Not him, but I'd like to draw your attention to the title of the thread. It's a monster girl thread. For the posting of monster girls. Not monsterboys, not human men and women, not heroes and knights and what fuck else. It's for monstergirls. If you want to ask that question, feel free to expend a bit more effort and look for a picture of monstergirl wives meeting their hubby's family- or continue to post low effort garbage that doesn't fit and get shit on.

>>35825619
stop being a faggot

>>35825847
>>>35820006
>>>35820215
Does this shit look on-topic to you? If I wanted to read about anime I would go to another board or thread, if I wanted to read about knights and heroes I would go to /tg/. Nigger
>>35825841
Exactly

>>35825841
>not him, but
>is clearly him
You tried

>>35823667
A FUCKING FROG

>>35824791
>>35825619
>>35825733
>How dare you post scenarios that aren't just "haha funny monster girl rape you hahah" in MY monster girl thread, everything HAS to be
100% monster girls, fucking shitposting cucks.

>>35825876
stop being a faggot

>>35825876
>everyone who dislikes my spam is the same person
Not even gonna bother to post a (you) screenshot

>>35825876
>everyone who isn't me is samefagging

>>35825447
No like the monster entered with the son turned shota, the mother wants to know how in great detail

>>35825906
never!

>>35825876
>3 responses in 30 or so seconds
fucking lel.

>>35825689
>be me
>live in a nunnery near the sea
>all the nuns seem a little handsy
>they like to touch me and I swear I feel more than two limbs touching me at a time
>it always trys to get into my pants
>must be demons or something
>also the place smells like squid
>When I sneak up on them and scare 'em, when they walk away, there is a black substance left behind

>>35825923
cute Alp, would fuck

>gets called out
>starts posting monsterboys
Every time

>>35823667

>>35825945
thicc

>>35825934
Sounds like the kind of story where the protagonist goes mega coconuts when it's revealed all the nuns are his cousins along with the rest of the hamlet.grandpa was a busy guy

>>35825923
Stop being a cunt

>>35823667

would you drink monster girl squid ink?

>>35826036
imagine that on your head

>>35826044
No, it's ink you tard. Maybe if it were one of those dishes that involves infusing the ink into the food

>>35826044
You know how you lick the nub to get it wet before you write?
I'd lick my squid wife's nub to get he rink flowing before I write more romance devoted to her, taking breaks every few minutes to sensually worship her ink dispenser with my tongue to keep both my inspiration and her creamy ink flowing.

Hey monster girl, please kill me, put me out of my misery.

>>35826098

>>35825923
Girthy alp tails! Throbbing with lust!

>35826153
Kill yourself faggot

what a lovely Saturday morning

New chapter of a Stranger in the Pharaoh's Court, hope you enjoy it.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30589223/chapters/81359362

>>35826201
>chapter 6
>chapter 8
What?

>>35826128
Do wisps truly never let their husband out of their cage? As much as I like them being stuck in a cage for literally FOREVER seems like it would get dull

>>35826223
I don't know, I didn't touch the chapter names.

>>35826223
It says chapter 7

>>35826201
Thanc for words crumbul

It would be neat to be turned into some weird creature that functions as a living clothes for a monster. Gaining sustenance solely from her DE, cum, sweat and saliva (even making you addicted to those fluids).
Nightgaunts are the closest to that but they are too submissive, I want a reversal of that dynamic. Instead of her becoming clingy, it is you who becomes clingy, growing anxious if you aren't clinging to her and "feeding". She also would have a lot of control over you. Your symbiosis ends up making you function as an extension of her body.
With some limits, and being able to turn back, of course.

>>35826201
I do not understand. Why does the man not find 50 Khepri and begin power leveling?

>>35826267

>Reading through contract from demon GF.
>Article four provision sixteen "at all times the house shall be stocked with name brand cinnamon toast crunch."
>Sign instantly.

>>35826356
fatty

>>35826342
I don't know what to tell ya

>>35826389
I figured it was chapter 7 anyways but wanted to make sure I didn't accidentally skip a chapter

>>35826372
He’s not fat just big mana’d

>>35825902
You know there's a lot of things that aren't rape and also aren't pictures of human boomers who remind you of the good parents you never had or boys you want to fuck right?

>>35825297
My, what charisma.

>>35826301
>Fuck a Night Gaunt, a Mindflayer, an Atlach-Nacha, and a Wendigo
>Activate your final form

>reforming ancient evils into modern maids
god i love the maid academy

>>35826407
Anon please, he also posts monsterboys. He clearly doesn't belong here so let's stop humouring him

>>35826356
cringe, find one with better taste

>>35826427
Don't forget Shoggoth for that slime permeability.

>>35826451
>stale marshmellows and carboards
Won't be hard to find with better taste than your pic

>>35826451
>>35826473
>>35826356
babi taste, real man eats a full meal in the morning to do heavy labor

>>35826473

>>35826502
You misspelt "fasts until 2pm then eats a full English"

>>35826427
>>35826458
Don't forget that living armors adapt to fit their husbands. You could theoretically equip one in that form too.

>>35826433
Is your meido really a meido if she didn't used to have a title like "The Hungering Darkness" or something equally edgy?

>>35825136
>>35825316

>>35826536
what ungodly abomination would that look like?
>>35826549
all ex chunni meidos shall be bullied

>>35826550
I need a harem of large monster girls with excess meat.

>>35826583
just think of the snuggles

>>35826565
>what ungodly abomination would that look like?
Me.

For a lady who doesn't wear pants she's pretty charming

>>35826595
no shit, you wouldn't change at all, you are already ugly

>>35826593
It would be amazing.
And could also happen at anytime as they get quite aggressive.

>>35826609
She likes to give off a refined air but once you get a few drinks in her, well...

>>35826536
>Becoming a fusion of a demon/bat shadow monster, a giant squid, a venomous eye and blade covered spider, a [REDACTED], and a slime
>Then putting on your Master Chief armor

>>35826643
Post noble girls getting fucking SHITFACED.

>>35826593
>Traditional harem setup.
>Except they're all around 8ft tall and extra endowed/soft.
Species largely wouldn't matter that point, unless they're slimes (barring parasite slime)

>>35826670
they probably drink their sorrows away at being a CC and not even being to able hold a mans hand

>>35826712
i wouldn't mind a parasite slime that takes a girl from small and stick to big and thick

>>35826774
>Starving order solder on a neglected front to an ultra THICK, tall bandit 'queen' in the woods.
Can even add extra parasite slimes to her band for a more unique flavor.

>>35826712
bogey for extra comfy snuggles
adn I had a brillant idea
BOGEY KUNIOCHI

>>35825136
Aggressive fox.
https://files.catbox.moe/n69aq9.jpg

>>35826799
You're going to get snugged into the shadows.

>>35826846
fucking love this artists ran

>>35826846
THOSE NIPPLES ARE BIGGER THAN MY MOUTH!

>>35826846
I now have a new fetish of getting smothered by a meaty and tall monster

>>35826924
The kabedon is a strong move in the hands of the right girls

>>35826855
Absolutely legendary levels of booba.
But what I REALLY like is his thing for see-through clothing.

>>35826911
All the better to feed you with. It'd be a shame if you could just struggle free.

>>35826986
>tfw ywn get a meaty fox gf who is at least 8 ft, makes you drink her milk , pats your head and calls you a good boy

>>35827011
The life.
Although, because I am a Nerd, I like the idea of having my gaming group over for DND night and there is just this beast of a kitsune watching with confusion as to why my players aren't just doing these insane, overpowered rituals she knows.

>>35826967
I want to wrestle with that sweaty Ran.

>Make us whole, Anon

>>35826960
Is it really a kabedon if she can no longer see you if she does it?

>>35827059
We're making Necromorph soup
It's a fairly simple recipe

>>35827068
>She thinks she's Kabedoning you
>In all realty you ducked and snuck out from under her chest.

>>35827068
its a smother at that point

>>35827059
Would you guys a necromorph?

>>35827011
>8 ft
I'm 5'5 and fat, she could literally use me like a teddy bear.

>>35823667

Making deals with a danuki boss is dangerous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0956cRtQcvk

>>35827151
I'd rather do some dirty deeds done dirt cheap

>>35827117
I would anything female that won't kill me

Young 400-years old BEEG girls dabbing on tiny thousands of years old dragon lolis

>>35826550
wew

>>35827239
Beware the fey.
They are tricky creatures.

What mgs would smoke weed every day?

>>35827253
I trust any monster with big tits, I distrust flatchests by instinct

>>35827272
Anon no, oneesans are not to be trusted!
The tits are a distraction!

>>35823667

>>35827257
Obvious answer.

>>35827272
BRO NO!

>>35827272
I don't see any big tit cult giving out kool aid, do you?

>>35826670
I wonder how much a CC or undead MG would love to know I’m fluent in two dead languages.

>>35827278
>>35827306
>>35827319
that sounds like something a filthy flatchested would say, Tell me, does this monster look untrustworthy

>>35827350
It is known that only oneesans with the occupation of maid can be trusted.

>>35823667
Cute senior citizen.

>>35827350
not even this one?

>>35827350
I don't trust any fox with fewer than nine tails.

>>35827272
The bigger the tits the more you should truss her, because the more you truss her the bigger her tits get.

>>35827361
>>35827397
not even cows oneesans?

>>35827437
I am not lactose intolerant and I'll prove it!

>>35827486
>>35827486
hey, I aint that

>>35827503
Must be looking at me then

>>35827473
hope ya like strawberry milk then

>>35827437
Cows posses an insidiousness that belies their seemingly placid nature.

>>35827117
Yes

>>35826670

>>35827034
>BEEG girl joins DND group as Anons GF.
>Actually plays a dainty, small girl
Would be funny

>>35827536
no they cute

>>35827619
Cute doesn't mean trustworthy you fool!
The cow has plans!

>>35827619
You can see the sinister intent behind that expression.

>be a human soldier
>fall for a monster girl soldier You met on a solo patrol
>have a secret, forbidden romance for a while
>decide You'll defect from Order to live with her
>she defected from extremists to live with You first
well, shit

>>35827635
>>35827634
I see a happy and cute cow oneesan

>>35827643
both of you should clear the scene and take up farming or some shit in some remote village. war is overrated anyway

>>35827619
Unlimited softserve cream work

>>35827692
that would be this lovely gal

>>35827711
Would latch onto her nipples during summer days.

>>35823667

>>35827711
do ice queens get mad when kids yell icecream when they see her?

>>35827684
Yeah, but this sounds like a setup to some low tier anime, where my kid will return from fishing in forest to find the village destroyed, as a punishment for our desertion. And I would never wish upon my child to be a shounen manga protagonist.

>>35827755
>see a CC Ice Queen
>"hooray, ice cream!"
>she smirks
>unzips clit
>"I got some ice cream for You right here, boya

>>35827711
>her boss music is ice cream truck jingles instead
definitely puts the rape in a different mood

>>35827634
>>35827635
not even this cow, she looks so friendly

>>35827787
>Trusting an ushi

>>35827780
>tfw ywn be flashed then flash frozen by a desperate CC ice queen

>>35827787
Yknow it's weird that I like lolis but also megatitcows.

>>35827741
What is shoggy doing to those penguin...things?

>dinner is served, anon

>>35827913
nothing weird about it. fun size, smol, medium, large and megamilf size all have merit.

>>35827939
I wanted chicken curry.

>>35827939
but we already had ass yesterday...

https://exhentai.org/g/1872521/b58b95947d/
Rare robot girl

I want my wife to teach me how to insult and bully her. It would be fun.

>>35828035
>biomech manti gf
MUH-HHH !

>>35827951
True, size difference is just great.

>>35828125
I like it cause It would make me feel safe but I want to be some large milfy monster girl's pocket knight. A knight that may be small compared to her but is very strong and capable of defending her from any threat

>>35828174
why does the cute kitty have horns?

>>35828181
attracting mates

>>35828049
Imagine doing this with a M monster like an umi osho. She would think you were a pro making her tell you what she wanted.

>>35828181
evil kitty

She hungers

>>35826451
>Recursive demons

>>35828317
NOOOOO DON'T DO IT

>>35828317
Fill it with apple juice so she thinks it's a weird and juicy berry.

>>35828317
Here you go miss bug.

Help my teacher is so mad that even her tits are mad, all I said was that 1+1=0

>>35828487
I'm gonna tell her that she's as rational as pi.

>>35828317
>>35828434

>>35828533

>>35823667

>>35828529
that is just gonna arouse her

>>35828434
Offering a bug fruit is basically a marriage proposal

>>35828560
Cute

>wait a minute, I was told that this was for some job training

>>35828697
teambuilding exercises is code for baby-making sex

>>35828608
i know ln did an "offer an apple to a greenworm" somewhere, but what about other girls?
>giving fruit to tired ant girls
>giving raw meat to mantis girls
>giving honey to bees
>giving bees to hornets

i l-o-v-e jinkos

>I made a computer program to clean up your desktop, mastah!

>>35828741
i don't know if giving honey to bees sends the right message.

>>35828759
>>35828759
>f giving honey to bees

>>35828697
>wait a minute, this isn't IT, ITS ST
>AND THAT FUCKING TANUKI IS FILIMING IT
>I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA FINALLY NOT NEED TO SELL PHOTOS OF MYSLEF ON THE INTERNET ANYOMRE
>AHHHHHH!

>>35828741
You don't give honey to bees. Bees give honey to you.
If you wanna give bees something, give them nectar.

Bees make honey by eating the nectar, vomiting it into each other's mouths, chewing it for a couple hours, spitting it out into their combs, and fanning it with their wings.

how do they keep their stock up?

>>35828856
That's hot.

>>35828890
That's quite literally how honeybees IRL make honey.

I bet honeybee mamono kisses are super sweet like a dormouse's!

>>35828487
Calm thine mammaries.

>>35823667

How viable would it be to work as a male prostitute for monsters?

>>35828939
you'd have to be a bicorns hubby for that to work

>>35828939
it works really well for 1 night

>>35825686
it isnt the 'prompt', t's the offtopic picture. stop being retarded.

>>35828939
You make a lot of money but you have to deal with lots of customers falling in love so it's a rather short career unless you work in a brothel with protection or something like that.

>>35828939
It's more like a blind marriage

>>35828939
Could probably get away with it for a short time if you hookup with a bicorn or !Japanese smoke hobo.
Maybe you get lucky with and some of the girls you screw are part of the 1% that won't claim you after your first fuck.

>>35828939
It's much more humiliating to be rendered into a drooling ahegao mess and have the girl throw money at your dumb face afterwards, anon...

>>35829006
>It's much more humiliating to be rendered into a drooling ahegao mess and have the girl throw money at your dumb face afterwards
WHERE DO I FUCKING SIGN UP?

>>35829005
>1% that won't claim you after your first fuck.
It seems to be implied that a lot of monsters don’t marry the first person they fuck, given profiles like cyclop’s where they usually disappear in the morning before the guy wakes up and form no connection with them. Also a lot of profiles talk about how they capture and rape men and THEN talk about what happens if a guy tickles their fancy. And the only profiles that I remember specifically mentioning virginity are the unicorn and cockatrice both for obvious reasons

>>35827951
That's why the number #1 thing to do in MGE is marrying a loli that's predisposed to growning up into a woman with large assets, and giving her the dick every day ever after.

>>35829064
thighs4days

Ya know what I want, I want a large monster with a monstrously voluptuous body and be able to rail her from behind while she is upright and be straddled on her ass as I do and walk as well

>>35829006
I don't think you could have made that more appealing if you tried, holy fuck, treat me like trash mistress

>>35829079
thighs for days, thighs for nights, thighs around my head

>>35829064
I want to keep my loli young.

>>35829181
then you're no fun

>tfw ywn have an old maid to play old maid with

>her confused face when you ask her why she is naked

>>35829236
>i said we gonna smash tonight like play smash bros

>>35829236

>>35829172
>thighs around my head
RIP

>>35829236
>"....why aren't you?"

>>35823667

>>35829181
Well, there's always the option to go back to the best age/bodytype with magic.

>>35829325
>magic
dance magic

>>35829378
it's among the most powerful of magicks.

>>35829378
jump magic jump magic

>>35829378
>>35829418
>>35829426
titty milk magic best magic

>>35829426
>she sees your cake

which monsters would most likey get off to smelling your sweat?

>>35829592
Yes

>>35829592
But what if I'm a stinky man?

>>35828487
Tell her you meant it in modulo 2.

>>35828939
Do you have a cuckhorse or a smoke hobo as a pimp?

>>35829592
Pic related, only she would not stop at just smelling.
>>35829614
If it's not your hormones or something like that, also pic related.

>>35829675
I never seen one as a milf

>>35829702
That would be hot, yes.

>>35829755
holy fuck she would be one of the most perfect preadtory monster girls as milfs
>You are waiting at a train station at 3 am, ya need a shower cause the heat
>she gets close to you and you don't mind it cause she can't be a monster girl
>she gets closer and touchier with you
>you being dense think she is just real friendly
>she slow seduces with her words and you can't help but follow her but something nags you
>you move to get off when she.....

>>35829282
>thick loli thighs around my head
Fixed

>>35829804
>She grabs you with her tongue and she pulls towards
>and as she holds you in her arms
"Ara Ara mo, leaving so soon. handsome?
>you try to protest but she frenches you
>as you slowly lose air, you think to yourself should never trust
>When you wake up, you are nude and she is ontop of you
>Licking you, smelling you, and molesting you
>You try moving but hear the clink of chains
>You are chained to the bed
>You ask the monster......

>>35829592
>>35829606
>>35829614
>>35829675
>>35829702
>>35829755
nx8vj

>>35829755
what would a perfect look for her?

I keep going to the catalog any typing in "moms-" instead of "mons-"
Maybe it's subconscious

>>35823667

>>35828317
Beware, she lives

>>35829938

I wonder, what happens to a monster on noschlick september

>>35829938
>>35830001
Why do dragons want to bang us? What did we do? First thing they think when they see us is "Human likes mating, I mate with human!"

>>35830058
im not going to watch that show anon

>>35829908
>Off-topic image

>>35830038
Any monster that takes this challenge just uses it to motivate herself to get a boyfriend.

>>35830038
its like going down on a firehydrant
you can break up a riot with that thing

How do I deal with ornery cow gals that won't come to the barn for milking time?

>>35830058
I cannot into dragons. Or any haughty monster honestly. Too boring

>>35830133
barn hellhounds

>>35823667
>Did somebody order garlic-bread pizza?

>>35830133
Cows with hair covering their eyes do things to me.

Seems her wine has gone sour.

>>35830064
Do it faggot

>>35830134
There are dragons that are not haughty.

>"Mr. Anon, did you fill out those forms I asked for? I need them on my desk by lunch."
>"Yes, ma'am. I just need you to sign this one here and they'll be ready."
>signs it with her tail while sipping her coffee
>"Good work, Mr. Anon. I think you have a great future ahead of you at this company."
>she begins to walk away until she freezes, drops her suitcase and coffee, then looks at you with a sinister smile
>"Anon, you sneaky little..."
>the form she signed without reading was a marriage contract you wrote

>>35830177

>>35830173
>>35830064
>>35830058
its really weird to me that the guy who drew this:https://exhentai.org/s/3f714f3a30/1155544-26
has a mainstream anime

>>35830133
Ask why she wouldn't come for milking and if she can take care of it alone.

>>35830183
>It just says "I agree to be Anon's wife and will cook dinner Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, with Sundays reserved for take out and cuddling on the couch"

>>35830212
probably cheating on you with a bald ugly old man.

>>35830223
>Cheating on me
But we aren't going out?

>>35830134
>Too boring
Haughty monsters losing to cock is super interesting, even better if she's a loli.

>>35830058
Basically every dragon needs its Dragon Rider

>>35830133
wear a real tight blood red matador outfit and stand at the entrance and jump over them when they charge at you

>>35823667

>>35830058
dragons are single for so long that their pride is overtaken by their need of a man in their life. think of having all the riches in the world but no one by your side

>>35830249
wtf is wrong with her neck

>>35830300
Thanks for reminding me of real life, asshole

>>35830345
She has that collar thing under her shirt.

>>35830345
she kept asking too many guys if they were frustrated

>>35823667

>>35823667

When you wake up to your face covered in bapho spit, you know it is a good day

https://twitter.com/Chomikuplus/status/1419071898093121537

wtf MGE is germany!

You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>35830595
A bit large...

>>35830610
Germans are based.

>>35830629
god yes
though maybe a tad bit shorter so you can eat her out while standing
I guess she can bend her knees a little to help out, or bully you by making you reach up
god i love big monsters

>>35830629
bit a too tall, her stride is much longer than yours so its going to make keeping up with her much harder

>>35830177
Sir that is a wyvern not a dragon

>>35823667

>>35830629
wrong

>>35830824
>"when you said you were going green this is not what i thought you mean"

I wanna bully a jubjub by cumming inside her and then pulling out of the post coitus cuddles and run away so I can watch her sweat sheened by bounce as she runs after me

>>35830793
Wyvern is a subspecies of dragon.

>>35830861
I know but when I said “dragon” I specifically meant “dragons” not THE dragon race

whats the mg equivalent to this?

>>35830913
same thing except for it calls for monsters to rape you in a 250 mile radius

>>35830931
>buy a bunch
>use it and throw it at random single men
>record results and sell to nukis

>>35830913
I have no idea what this is

>>35830959
anti-rape device, makes very loud sound that alerts people that something is going down

>>35823667

>>35830974
does it work?

>>35830984

>>35830984
>>35830996
cute haurs

>>35830957
u are litte babi, see a true shitposter
>get a fuckton for yourself
>go to all the end level dungeons
>put it to go off
>put magic cameras
>teleport out
>leave a message
>SWEATY OLD HAGS AIN'T GETTIN NOTHIN AND WILL HAVE THEIR HANDS AS THEIR LOVER TONIGHT!
>sell the tapes to nukis and scientist monsters

how do unicorn families feel when their daughters/sisters show up as a bicorn? would they be shunned or would the family just roll with it?

>>35823667

>>35831060
how lewd, this haku has her thrid eye open for this

>>35831060
It can't be that hard
>Grab hand with your palm facing theirs
>Hold

>>35831097
you forgot monster spaghetti, and how bad it would be

Jungle Girls need more love.

>>35831060
Hakus are geniuses! They can even teach subjects they have no experience in!

Damn FGO britain is pretty crazy, can you imagine living in a place where Mamano write all the laws and Humans are basically Exotic pets?

>>35831178
sounds like heaven on earth

>>35831152
And I'm going to give it to them.

>>35831178
Y-Yeah who would want that?

>>35831178
i wanna be a pet to some rich old monster perv

>>35831178
Dont know shit about fgo, where would I go to read about this?

I want a beeg monster girl to pick me up from the front by putting her hands under my arms

>>35831301
thinking of long cat being long anon with a monster girl grabbing him

>>35828939
I want to pretty much be like that one Japanese guy who was dating 35 different women but they’re all CC sugar mommas.
Lord help me when they find out I’ve been playing them all.

>>35831322
no lord nor god will help you fag

>>35831158
It's all theoretical.

>>35831253
Particularly Fairy Britain I doubt you can read about it as pleased seeing as Fate’s wikia has been shit for years. All their players are relying on this guy https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLax9JmtqMNMKq3n8SvVE0qWBKDFf2hh7L doing an youtube playlist that is translating the latest chapter. But I doubt you’d understand most of what’s going on so:

Long story super super super short is that King Arthur’s time was when that would decide if humans would be the dominant species or the power could be handled to the fairies, and the story takes place invading the timeline Fairies won cause it’s threatening our timeline.
Long story about fairies short is that they are ALL human-centric but just like you have fairies that need to help humans to validate their existence, there are those that need to hurt them as well. And all fairies are willing to murder and backstab for their goals, even if they are doing so in the name of greater good. Humans carry the inherent kindness and generosity they lack, which makes us both incredibly endearing and vulnerable to them. Likewise with boring long lifespan our culture is wondrous to them and objects and manuscripts salvaged from our timeline is sought for a high price.
Long story about the fairy kingdom short is that this isn’t a black and white fight between “Good Fairies” and “Evil Fairies”. Queen Morgan’s rule has its good and bad, and even the fairies shooting for coexistence because they genuinely believe humans shouldn’t be mistreated and are equals to them are also psychos that will tear down their opposition in cold blood.

Oh no anon! You got caught by a loli amazoness while strolling too close to their village, and now you’re doomed to be her househusband for the rest of your life!
Or so you thought, she stuffed you in a room while she had her peers prepare a ceremony, and while you were alone, this monster
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
Sneaks in and and offers to help set you free, but on the condition that you become HER husband instead. Do you accept her offer? Or do you choose to stay in the village with the loli amazon?

>>35831322
Anon, if you play with multiple monsters hearts like that, you're going to have a cupid death squad come after you.

>>35831474
>automanton
Yes, the robot that I made came to save me

>>35831474
>dorome
I'd rather fuck mud than be with a loli amazoness.

>>35831474
>Nacho
I'd rather wait for the Amazoness to grow up.

>>35831474
Eh, if she caught me first than I guess has dibs.

>>35831483
Well sucks to be (You). According to the Laws of Robotics, specifically Ruler Number 0, the Three Laws of Robotics can be overwritten if a sufficient emergence warrants it and since you were kidnapped it has been deemed that your mental state is in peril.
So, per rule Number 0, treatment of successive orgasms via robot sex is needed. 200 times should suffice.

>>35823667
Don't make me throw my wife at you

>>35831518
what? Imma turn retarded if I cum that many times

>>35831474
>hornet
Hahaha
AAAHAHAHAHA
no

>>35831554
Guess then this would mean the Automaton would be in charge of your education afterwards

>>35831474
>blue oni
anything is better than a loli

>>35831474
>Arachne
I bet she's so cool! She probably swings in on a web and kicks the Amazon's butts!

>>35827684
>>35827769

But it's still a Chad move, imagine you and your wifes' former comerads seething on your doorstep, all like:

>"No! Your supposed to pick a side in our shitty war and help us kill all the monsters/incubize and monsterize the humans

But you and your wife are like:
>"Lol no, and shut up to, our kid is sleeping goddamn it.