/jp/ - Otaku Culture

no

And die thousands of times?

My life may be shitty, but that doesn't mean that I want to live with murderous lolis.

>>3576023
>>3576015
Fuck off

yes

>Rika is my !Waifub4MdU

No, fuck off.

>>3576023

so no thank you, even if living around Rena sounds interesting

No.

To live in 1998 with Juuza though?

Fuck yeah.

>Would you give up everything you have to live with Rika

Debatable.

>in Hinamizawa?

Fuck no, I don't want some incurable, horrible parasite/disease who's symptoms can spark from anything even when Rika is alive. And I don't want to live around other people with said disease who will likely stab me in my sleep. Especially Rena, since you're adding crazy to crazy.

>>3576012
No. You couldn't even pay me to.

>>3576033

I only recall Rena and Satoshi developing it to a limited extent with Rika alive.

>>3576033
>who's

It's "whose". Get the fuck out, you underaged piece of shit.

>>3576047

Implying that english is everybody native language

>>3576047
I hate that mistake.

Protip: If you're confused whether you should be using "who's" or not, remove the contraction: "who is". Does it not work? Then don't use it.

>>3576054
>implying that is a valid excuse
If you can't speak proper English, don't post here. Doesn't matter if it's your first language or not.

>>3576012

>>3576047

English is my second language. And offhandedly misusing a contraction isn't that uncommon. Fuck off back to /v/ with your grammar bullshit.

>>3576072
As far as I know, the only grammar correction you'd see on /v/ is the incorrect grammar correcting troll. Which has overstayed its welcome.

>>3576066
She's a cartoon and my waifu.

of course i would! true Bernfags would offer their mother to please Lady Bernkastel or any other person being able to make the unique "mii, nipah~"-sound!

>>3576058

It remind me your -> you're

>>3576063

>green text = cool

I think that there is acceptable margin of spelling errors. But hey, it's just my opinion.

>>3576101

No. Rika is shit.

>>3576119
She exists in many kakera. And I'm not Lord Vader.

my life is shitty anyways: no money, no friends, no wife, chubby and still virgin despite of the fact that i have to talk to guys like you in order to have a "conversation" .

oh and i hate 3D

>>3576119

>>3576012
with my amount of luck, i´m arriving at the point where Rika is going to be killed in 10 minutes. then i´m crying about my lost love until im also going to be killed along with the other ppl in Hinamizawa while Lambda is rofl´ing about my stupidity to actual accept such a risky deal ;__;

>>3576032
JUUZA DOESN'T EVEN DIE WHEN HE'S KILLED

no rika. nut i would go to hell to taste bronoves cookies (also he becomes mai waifu *drool*)

>>3576216
>*verb*

Head on back to /gaia/.

>>3576012
That sounds like a sweet deal.

>>3576117
I never understood how people whose first lenguage is english can use your instead of you're and viceversa.
I mean, its pretty basic grammar.

>>3576259
Young Americans don't like to learn. Emphasis is placed on playing Grand Theft Auto, taking ADD medication, and smoking pot. It's sad.

>>3576277
in b4 Americans aren't the only people who speak English.

I don't know much about the situation of other countries, so I'd just as well not comment.

>>3576277
The problem is probably the pot. I mean, you get a pretty bad quality one and for ridiculous prices over there.
I can get 25gr of some decent shit for 15 dolars here, since it only has to cross 1 border. 40 dolars for fresh, just cut stuff.
Kids needs drugs of quality, when will people learn? They will get high either wey, they might as well not be smoking shit.

>>3576326
way

>>3576303
>I don't know much about the situation of other countries, so I'd just as well not comment.
Hm.. Eurofag here, i can assure you, that you won´t get a job higher than cashier in a supermarket, if you can´t speak even one foreign language & many of the students at my university speak 2, if not 3 foreign languages.

>>3576381
I assume you have more contact with foreigners, given the close proximity of countries which speak different languages. Is this correct?

In America the only language worth learning for everyday use is Spanish. Perhaps this is the cause of the disparity in foreign language education.

>>3576326
There is a girl that sits in front of me in my English class. She always talks to her friend about how good the pot she smoked that weekend was and how no guys will fuck her because she's 3 months pregnant. She's a complete moron and spends the entire class reading Facebook. We're currently watching a movie in class that we have to write an essay on, and the professor has been talking about it for several weeks. We were two days into watching the movie and she looked up from computer and asked the class what the name of the movie was. I don't think the quality of the weed makes a difference.

>>3576259
Well, English isn't my first language, but I've also made that mistake at times, but not because I don't know the difference. Just sometimes when you're tired you get what is called a "brainfart" and you mess up two words that sound pretty much the same, but mean different things.

Occasionally I make the it/it's mistake, but again, if I spot it or someone points it out later, I know it's wrong and which I should've used. You just try to write down your thoughts too quickly at times and when you're tired you can make those kind of mistakes.

>In America the only language worth learning for everyday use is Spanish
>Implying I should learn to speak illegal instead of illegals learning to speak the common language.

>>3576227
>Implying that Gaia is the only place that uses *verb*

*facepalm*

Rika makes me think of that girl from The Orphan who was a 30 year old woman that looked like a 10 year old who constantly tried to seduce older men and then kill them and their family if it didnt work.

Oh boy, another rika thread.

>>3576012
Yes.

>>3576950
Rika wouldn't murder people.

>>3577083
Well...

>>3576012

I would so I could be in situations such as pictured here.

>>3577126
That would indeed be a miraculous situation.

>>3577126
But in reality you'd probably just be living somewhere near her in the same town.

must i go to japan and donate all my possessions to the shrine to open up the time/dimension portal and end up being Rika's classmate?
Also me and K1 would totally bro up, rena and I would go treasure hunting, Satoko will be my tsundere, and Mio will be my mistress
which is kinda sad i love rika the most but i have nothing in common with her...she's not even my type...so why do i love?

>>3577156
>Mio will be my mistress

Yeah, I would.

I would rather live in the CCA timeline so I can die fighting along him instead of crazy disease, suddenly murderous psychopaths(including the ones who believe they are god) or lol gods and witches.

>>3577194
Oh lord. What I would give to fight alongside Char. I would kill Hathaway.

>>3577206
I'd gladly go to my fiery death in a Ball if Char commanded me to.

I would become Rika's onii-chan. What I'd give to hear her call me "onii-chan"....

>>3577241
I'd rather have Ange as an imouto. She seems very devoted.

>>3577258
Either one would probably be willing to live out many lifetimes for you, though.

>>3577156so why do i love?
Because Rika is love in human form.

>>3577241
Oniipah?

>>3577283
>Oniipah
Don't play with forces you don't understand, son.

>>3577232
Char would send you to die so that he could keep all the lolis to himself. Rika would never do that.

>>3577283

When I would come home to her she would run up to me and tell me "okaerinasai onii-pah~!"

And then my nutbladder would ache for hours.

>>3577925
Yea but it's Char.

>>3577241
The very thought of Rika calling me onii-chan has me masturbating. I'd make her breakfast, play with her hair and let her sleep in my bed.

>>3577944
Won't ever happen because she doesn't exist. Enjoy thinking about that. Alone.

>>3577934
Oniii pah.
I like it, anon-kun.

>>3577934
You wouldn't tell Rika about your nut bladder problems? I'm sure a sweet girl like her would help her older brother out.

She'd be all like "Mii~ Let me help you with that, onii-pah~!"

Pic related.

>>3577925
She may not send a good anon to his death, but I doubt she'd be interested in sharing lolis. I'm thinking she'd be very displeased if she walked in on some anon who was molesting Satoko.

>>3577934
You men you'd have blue balls?

>>3576063
are you mad since my first language is Japanese unlike you, weeaboo?

>>3578186
As if.

>>3578188
oh god it's xigbar what are you doing here

I'd prefer Rena.

>>3578214
There is nothing wrong with that. Would you love her even when she is crazy?

>>3578244
Especially then.

>>3578186
If your first language is Japanese, you DEFINITELY need to GTFO of here.

Rika is the meaning of my existance.

>>3578244
That's what makes her so hot.

no

Sorry I`d rather try to destroy the world together with her.

Sure, but i wouldnt do anything to destroy her pureness.
I would take care of her and sakoto and become their loving oni-chaan.
and im to lazy to explain how i wouldnt rape her cute little checks from the inside, and etcetc.

>>3577963
Did you draw that?

>>3579213
But giving her pleasure should surely count as a good thing.

>>3579611

No it's from Pixiv

ITT: janitor-tun loves nipahmi

Rika is a god.

>>3579777
ITT sion hates nipaa0mi

>>3578034
You'd have access to her though.

>>3581631
Easy access?

Would you give up everything you have to live with momo in the fairies sanctuary?

>>3580694
>ITT Sion is a fag.

Which is redundant, so:

>ITT Sion

>>3581757
Oh god, yes. Yes, I would.

>>3579648
Giving Rika pleasure is the best thing in the world.

>>3582769

What about Rika giving pleasure to you?

>>3582803
The 2nd-best thing.

>>3582811

Would you change your opinion if Rika disagreed with it?

>>3582824
Of course.

>>3582769
That sounds like you are spoiling her. You want her to grow up to be a wonderful woman someday far in the future right? She needs to learn how to please others and she should know discipline when she is naughty. I think she should pull her panties off and bend over my knee right now. I'll be gentle.

>>3583218
>You want her to grow up
No, I don't.

>>3583218she should know discipline when she is naughty

Rika is a masochist though.

>>3583269
If it makes you feel any better that was a difficult sentence to type, but it was necessary for the rest of the post. Rika is perfect as she is now. She has no need to grow up. I would like an excuse to put my hands on her sweet little ass though.

>>3583270
That is OK. I'll just tell her, "This is going to excite me more than it will you.", then I'll spank her.

>>3583218
Rika is mature enough so as not to need training.

>>3583478
She isn't mature enough to realize that loving an older man like myself is wrong is she?

>>3583488
It makes sense for her to like people closer to her mental age.

>>3583503
Once again I see that Rika is as wise as she is cute. It is a shame I can't hold her tightly while giving her little kisses.

Now that I think about it, ,I think that Rika would be more suited to being an older sister type girl. I'd call her "Rika onee-chama".....

>>3584023
I think she'd enjoy that.

>>3583563
If you believe in the miracle, she will come to this kakera one day.

>>3584023
Since she's a loli, I think that the little sister part would be more suited to her.

>>3586905

Her older, darker "true" personality would make for a good big sister type girl.

>>3588807
Do you mean similar to Sachiko from Marimite? She seems to irritable for that to me.

>>3588807
Her older personality drank heavily and was a little creepy and violent. Sure it might be nice to have her step on me and demand that I lick her feet from time to time, but her cute personality is much better for me.

sup

Oh, it's time again for two people samefagging their thread to autosage?

>>3589541
What do you mean? People 'anonymously' replying to the two trip users after 8 hours of no posts are clearly different people!!

>>3589522
Rika isn't really violent. I like the idea of her stepping on me and demanding that I lick her feet though.

>>3589772
Would you eat Rikas poop?

>>3589778
If she asked me to.

I would you give up everything i have to kill Rika in Hinamizawa.

>>3576012
In a Tokyo Nippa minute.

>>3589772
Rika's feet are delicious.

>>3589808
Just like all the other parts of her body.

>>3589863
There's no part of Rika's body I don't want to taste.

You're all cannibals.

>>3590127
Are you saying you wouldn't like to sample Rika's pleasures?