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Drunken little girls with burning cheeks, underaged yet addicted to strong alcohols, high on magic shrooms, partying day and night.
This is Gensokyo.

Once you have crossed the border, you cannot turn back. Would you like to be spirited away by Yukari? [Y/N]

>> No.3582932

Sign me up.

>> No.3582930

only if i could be friends with marisa <3

>> No.3582935

Yeah, that's my goal in life.

>> No.3582934
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Awwwww look at those little hands

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>> No.3582947

>>3582923

It's a shame that I can only spend three days.

>> No.3582948

>>3582934
>>3582939
I'M SCARED

>> No.3582958
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DA ZE~!

>> No.3582969

I'd probably be eaten by youkai, but sure!

>> No.3582978
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>addicted to strong alcohols, high on magic shrooms

Marisa does coke too.

>> No.3582983

Grilling mushrooms are supposed to make it taste like bacon, right?

>> No.3582982
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Reimu does coke. Elegantly.

>> No.3582990

>>3582983
Heavily burned and salty bacon, but bacon nonetheless.

>> No.3582994

those sleeves made me think of Luna Child

>> No.3582998

Are you a bad enough dude to kick Reimu in the balls?

>> No.3583005

>>3582923
do want.

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Japanese bird cooking spaghetti

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>>3582998

>> No.3583023
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>Drunken little girls with burning cheeks, underaged yet addicted to strong alcohols, high on magic shrooms, partying day and night.
>This is Gensokyo.
↑This what Yukari tells you when she spirits you away.

Which isn't lying I must say. She just doesn't tell you everything.

>> No.3583042
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= Touhou - Spirited Away =

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Look at that little shoulder... Think about the hairless armpit hidden underneath it... Awwwwwwww

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>>3583023
It's more like this

>> No.3583064

I heard Yukari goes out on massive orgies where she has sex with hundreds of men she kidnapped all at once.

Where can I sign up?

>> No.3583080

>>3583042
I could name every Touhou character in that image. Am I awesome?

>> No.3583081

RANCE HAS APPEARED IN GENSOKYO!ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO PROTECT YOUR TOUHOU'S CHASTITY?!

>> No.3583091

>>3583064
So a hole gushing out semen of other men, mixed with the stink and sweat of these men....
And you are saying you would like to insert your penis in to this same hole.

>> No.3583096

>>3583091

The squish of the semen makes it feel good, man.

>> No.3583104

>>3583091

Sure. If I'm going to get kidnapped by Yukari, there's a good chance I'm not going to get laid for the rest of my life. She probably wouldn't tell you that the female population of Gensokyo are all lesbians.

>> No.3583248

YYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.3583324

Yes.

Because if things go just as planned, Astartes are on their way.

>> No.3583334

>>3583104
That sound like yet another problem that rape can solve. They don't have laws there do they?

>> No.3583362

>>3583334
The fact that there is a human village in Gensokyo, means that there must be some like of system to keep these people together, like rules and laws of sorts. Otherwise everyone would just stop contributing to the community, and worst, cause destructive damages, like thief, robbery, rape etc.

>> No.3583390

>>3583334
They have danmaku. Danmaku > law.

>> No.3583412

>>3583362
They frown on rape there? I guess I'll have to take my chances seducing Tewi or Cirno then.

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>>3583412
Enjoy losing your dick with Cirno then.

>> No.3583426

sure is randum in this thread ^^

*holds up spork*

>> No.3583431

>>3583426
I donno, pretty much every thread in /jp/ starts off with something else and becomes rape, orgy, pedo etc, thread in the end.

>> No.3583434

>>3583423
Damn, that is horrible. Yet another nice looking girl who is too dangerous to seduce. Perhaps I'll have better luck with Tewi then.

>> No.3583530

>>3582923
In the words of Will Smith: "Aww hell naw!"

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