/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>People talking a whole lot about predicting Higurashi's ending
>"Hurr people have been sharted"
>"It's just "Uminegros bro"
>"YumeNikko manga proves this" (nothing happens in that manga retard)
What are they talking about?

Now I may not know much about real writing, but I do know a whole lot about Shounen and that's all you need to basically be Japanese. I can tell you now that the only way of writing an ending is with a 10 minute powerup charging scene; a 3 episode beam clash; and then ending on the power of friendship.

Rika will receive her 7 quirks from Hanyuu and will collect them all, and with all the chaos emeralds in her possession she will have a beam clash with Satoko. On the 3rd episode of the beam chash, right when we think Rika is about to lose, Rika will have a sad flashback (very emotional) with a piano OST playing in the background. The flashback will be about something very sad. This will grant her the energy to win instantly, pushing the beam clash back and obliterating Satoko.

>OHOHOHOHOHO
Is the last thing heard as Satoko goes to join her brother in the land of irrelevant characters.

This victory is not without cost of course, Rika will lose an arm. This is pretty shocking and hasn't been done before but this is the cost of victory. Some of the main characters of the village will die too in the struggle (very sad), such is the cost of victory. Not to worry though because they still haven't made the 27th OVA, therefore Rika will use the power of the Shenron to revive everyone and her fap arm.

Lmao remember when a certain Angeposter said he's working on a mystery? What happened?

Post hidden!

>>35820587
You can't hide the truth, Ange.

There's a mystery up so I can't post my own. I'm already working on a second one at this point.

Eua, delete the fragments where I'm born, please

>>35820622
are you the angeposter

>>35820630
No

Another day that I wake up not being in Hinamizawa with Satoko to my side.

>>35820653
Satoko doesn't have purple eyes.

>>35820667
female cosplayer getting things wrong as usual

>>35820716
link the tweet

>>35820732
https://twitter.com/CanibalSuicune2/status/1418800476301189120 he is currently going full schizo and attacking the entire fanbase.

>>35820748
Shit retarded platform how can I see the reply chain

Hanyuu's armpits

>>35820756
I linked the wrong one https://twitter.com/CanibalSuicune2/status/1418798244394639366

To be fair the Umineko fandom is a horrible one.

>>35820775
Every fanbase is a horrible one, to shit on one specifically for being bad is pretty up your own ass. This schizo also went on a rant super hard during Sotsu on how bad it is and everyone who likes it is devoid of all taste and merit.

>>35820765
Kek higufags coping

>>35820786
so just like /jp/ then.

>>35820786
>This schizo also went on a rant super hard during Sotsu on how bad it is and everyone who likes it is devoid of all taste and merit.

Well I mean, he's not right, but I don't know why we should give a fuck about what anyone on Twitter says, it's high school drama central

Hee hee!

Any news on Phase 2 in the last six months?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N7L1ILj1D8

Did this cute just... humiliate herself by saying that?

>>35820971
I love Lilo's black hair!

Black like a black hole. Black like a burnt toast. Black like the balls of a black guy!

Black like a fly. Black like black pepper. Black like Princess Rethabile's armpits!

Black like coal. Black like a black cat. Black like Naked Satoko's dirty feet!

Black like a crow. Black like tooth decay. Black like the bush of a JK schoolgirl!

Black like black raisins. Black like a Doberman. Black like the shadow of Maria's ass crack!

I simply love Lilo's beautiful black hair!

>>35820716
>literally who on some random platform has an opinion
wow

>>35821194
>the shadow of Maria's ass crack
You can tell a hentai artist is good when they bother to emphasize the ass crack shadow, making it 100 times more lewd, instead of being lazy and drawing only the top part of the crack.

Lazy meeper BTFO. I feel bad for her but K1 has a point.

>>35820653
That's a boy.

>>35820584
inb4 Angeposter is still working on it, and it's triple the amount of text compared to the Crestwood mystery.

Pregnant Lambdadelta. But who's the lucky man?

>>35821617
Bern

>>35821617
Me. I'm lucky enough to be Lambda's child

>>35821601
He should just publish a novel at that point.

I kind of forgot about Sotsu's ep

>>35820716
please don't post this shit here

Thank you Mion-san for creating the club for my sake. Now it's time for you to become insane and die.

The thread on /a/ about Ryukishi's hackery made miss the old state of this thread pre-italian-anon were we would have actual discussion with minimum of retardpost.

>>35820852
That's fucking cute.

>>35821956
What's so interesting about it? I'm kidna bored and won't go to /a/ and check

A WTC Warriors-style game. Y/N?

>>35821956
Seasonal anime tourists who haven't read the VNs or know anything about 07th expansion isn't something I would call "people having an actual discussion."

>>35821989
Nah. What for? Onigafuchi defense alliance and that's it?

>>35822021
Hypothetical scenario in which some entity just brings them all together to slap each other around for shits and giggles, like Orochi in Warrors Orochi.

>>35820852
Who's a little imp who's been injecting her friends with an experimental bioweapon? Yes you are! Now come here and let me ruffle your evil hair and bearhug your evil body.

I can't take "evil" Satoko seriously.
Not for a single second.
This little brat is still way too cute for that.
Oh no, she bought a gun! But half the episode is just her being a cute and caring niecehousewife for a man who used to hurt her deeply.
Oh no, she injected Mion! For the lolz! As if that dumb mischievous reason wasn't cute enough, then it's just her being a cute brat and goofing around with Rika in home ec class.
Satoko is still Satoko. There's nothing wrong with this Satoko. She's grown so strong and independent but is still precious. Now hurry up and end your silly little game against your dear sisterwifefriendfamily so you can stop with the whole eternal torture mindbreak thing. That wasn't a very nice thing to do, you little goofball. Pat, pat.

I'm bored. Tell me what to draw.
4chan ate my original post, along with the drawing that was tied to the post.

>>35821956
>tfw the best umineko discussion in recent memory was on fucking /a/ of all places

>>35822278
What do you expect? Most people here who post about Umineko are the same fucking dumbasses

>>35822258
Always have some sort of backup if you are going to make a long post, and don't use the drawing tool ever to avoid that since the eating is not ending any time soon

>>35822258
Draw your favourite WTC eating your favourite food.

>>35822258
Keiichi showing his cock (the male counterpart of the chicken) to Rena as she's all like "naruhodo".

>>35822252
She's genuinely funny. The moment at the festival where she's telling Mion "yeah I bet Keiichi and Shion are having a wonderful time" is precious. I used to fuck with my friends like that.

>>35822258
Satoko with a gauntlet throwing missiles at Rika

>>35822339
I like oranges

>>35822465
Forgot some important details

>>35822465
oranges are very tasty
good choice

why do /a/ and /jp/ hate each other?

>>35822252
What a disgusting post

>>35822527
No one hates anyone, this is kayfabe and manufactured drama.

>>35822465
why rosa of all the characters?

>>35822354

>>35822646
I meant a ltieral cock, but thanks anyway.

What did you guys think about last episode?

>>35822682
Not as good as the previous one but it was fine. At least it was something new. I think it was just the 3 first episodes being absolute shit. A shame because they were Rena centric but they were extremely predictable and boring.

>>35822396

>>35822611
Mother fetish

>>35822722
Many tanks

>>35822711
>At least it was something new.
Half the episode was reused shots or scenes lmao

>>35822711
Last episode was very predictable.

>>35822766
Rika's dance for the fourth time and they didn't even change it to include her fucking it up, lol.

>>35822779
No budget

>>35822258
Giant Lambdadelta

>>35822258
Giant Lambdadelta crushing small Bernkastel underfoot

>>35822682
Ignoring the same reused assets and the same ritual scene shown again and again (the animators are really proud of that scene, please understand), I enjoyed it despite how slow and predictable the next few answer arcs are and will going to be until we reach the gun scene, unless PLOT finally happens out of the blue but I have my doubts. The SoL curry cooking scene finally got animated and was a lot of fun. Satoko was being devilishly cute as usual, having her festering Mion's paranoia with snark comments regarding Shion and K1 was comical, Satoko is having the time of her life ruining Rika's life. It was heartbreaking to finally see Mion falling into HS and murdering someone after 20+ years of being ''the only character who did nothing wrong''. It's interesting to see L5 Mion being explored after all these years.

>>35822779
They reused Rika's dance once more, but that was about it. What else? 2 seconds of Shion and Keiichi at the toy store/saiguden?

>>35820971
I wish she was in Higurashi.

Why does it matter if it was magic or not?

Even if the games were a dream then they were observed by someone. The concept of reality doesn't have meaning when you spend more time outside than inside it. How can you tell the difference between reality and a world of magic? Because the illusion itself claims that in red?

Denying magic with tricks are what midwits do. Just by accepting the premise of the colored truths makes you lose by default. Even accepting the story as persons delusion or a daydream means a loss. Only way to deny magic is to prove that the story is completely fictitious on a meta level and lacks any sort of 1st hand observers: it was in a fantasy book someone wrote.

You don't even need love to see magic, just be rational human being

>>35822835
Ryukishi could have made a better plot than
>Mion goes L5 out of cuck rage

>>35822258
Rena probed in the ass by aliens.

>>35822779
>they didn't even change it to include her fucking it up
Play the
the pachinko game

>>35822886
What else is there for Mion? She's an irrelevant and uninteresting character. Being a cuck is her only trait. What else do you think could make her go L5? No punishment games for a week? Grandma didn't take her pills this morning? People spreading rumors about green pubes?

>>35822886
>plain tomboy yandere character finally goes full yandere, and it's a bad thing
many such cases

>>35822682
I'm a little grumpy about the details of how these "mysteries" unravel. Should just turn your brain off to enjoy this fully. Not what one would expect from Ryuukishi's stories.

But as far as direction and general entertainment value goes, it was very good. Second best episode of the season. Great performances from Satsuki Yukino. L5 Mion was and is going to be interesting new territory.

>>35822946
What if she wanted to protect her friends (With K1 being the focus of that of course) from the curse? But of course, L5 fucked her mind and she began to kill them because she thinks that some of them are involved in the curse or something, this would be much more emotional when she finally realises how badly she fucked up in the gun fight with Satoko and we could still have the shipbait with Mion trying her hardest to protect K1.
But noooo, the plot is "Shion is cucking meee im pissed off"

>>35822258
Keiichi shoving Rika aside in order to reach the toilet.

>>35822811
>>35822820
>>35822893

>>35823068
lmao

>>35823020
>What if she wanted to protect her friends (With K1 being the focus of that of course) from the curse?
When has she ever shown interest in doing that? She doesn't do shit alone. She couldn't even do anything but stop speaking and step back in arcs like Minagoroshi until everyone gathered their testicles just to talk to the committee or Oryou.

>>35822999
The VA's are carrying this show, because the plot is stupid as fuck.
Why even call the arcs "damashi" when we are not being deceived at all?

>>35822252
I couldn't have put it any better myself.

>>35823086
Because Rika was? What's more stupid than failing to realize that?

>>35823077
Mion protected Rena in tsumi and K1 in tatari by hiding the bodies for them, and this arc was a chance to make Mion be a deeper character, they didn't even try to develop Mion some more, i feel bad for Mion because now we have proof that her character is shallow as fuck.

>>35822278
anime tourists having a discussion that was had here years ago is considered best?

>>35823332
That anon is probably that one dude that likes to "dunk on" animeonlies by constantly spamming the same vn screenshots over and over.

>>35823042

>>35823289
>What's more stupid than failing to realize that?
...Rika?

>>35823349
Beautiful. Thanks, anon.

>>35822553
Just like this horrifyingly evil little rascal!

>>35823316
So basically she's a support character, like Kasai. She sometimes "helps". The sonozakis are resourceful enough she can do that. But what can she do by herself? Only in Matsuri did she decide to step forward and be all like "hey, I'll take the shot" and fight against Okonogi on her own.

I love the Satochrist!
I love the Satochrist!

>>35823382
Calm down, Rena.

>>35823359
That is a given from the very beginning of the series

>>35823068
Is Rena obsessed with aliens because deep down she wants them to be real so her human condition can be exposed by a higher species and humiliated with anal probes?

>You will never hear Rika call you her "Nigurashi"
>YWN have the chance to get disemboweled alive by Satoko
>YWN get the chance to stuff Rika into the septic tank of the school
>YWN get strangled to death by schizo mion
Why even live bros...

Asphyxiating under Satoko's stinky ass is something I wish

I had a dream. I was at a swimming pool. The terrible scent of chlorine assaults my senses. Mion was already swimming. She shouts at me to get in. I'm not even wearing a swimsuit but rather male Japanese high schooler clothes. I tell her no. Mion continues to tell me to get in and I continue replying no. I don't want to get in. Pools are such terrible places. They are full of humans. It's like my worst nightmare. Mion being there changes nothing. I HATE IT

Rena wants to get tentacle raped by aliens and turned into their breeding slave

>>35823349
Draw Ryukishi getting strangled by a butler goat.

Teppei-chan has been so cute, he became a bishoujo.

>>35823460
Isn't that just Satokp?

>>35823460
Wow, Boobtei

So why doesn't Satoko just use her looper powers to ace her classes at the school. Since she keeps memories she knows exactly what is in the exams and has already done the classes multiple times. She could use the looping power to do things perfectly so that she remains very close friends with Rika all the way through the school.

>>35823379
I noticed your hatred for Mion, and no, she isn't a support character, she's a main character as shallow as a support chatacter, that's why i'm complaining.

>>35823465
It cannot be Satoko. No hairband. It lacks divine powers.

Colored contact lenses I could understand but that's taking it too far.

>>35823470
What's the point if Rika has changed?

>>35823470
What kind of a bwaaaka would think their friendship failing had anything to do with Satoko's grades?

>>35823510
Satoko may be baka but if she can loop and repeat the classes and exams as many times as she wants, she will be guaranteed to get high grades.

And their friendship failed because Satocringe had too much self pride to approach Rika and make plans with her. She could loop for the perfect outcome and find the right way to approach her in order to remain friends. She could ignore trying to muscle her out of leaving the village, and instead muscle her to not change when she's at the school instead.

>Rika tried to get Satoko to overcome pumpkins by mixing a bit of it into the hamburger without her noticing, but failed.

The request was
>I want to see Satoko in distress when she thinks she's eaten something delicious and there's a pumpkin inside!

>>35823572
I want to force Satoko to eat a whole raw pumpkin

Someone explain to me, where did all this armpit fascination come from?

>>35823604
Most annoying fetish besides feet fetish and cuck fetish, armpitniggers can't shut up about stinky armpits.

Guys is Umineko any good and actually worth the 10 gorillion hours of reading? I have never read a VN before but I'm getting hyped over reading Umineko because of Higurashi. Umineko would probably be a bad place to start for a first VN due to its length but I don't care, I read pretty long books as it is so I could get through Umineko.

Is it worth it, however?

>>35823593
RIP this anon

>>35823550
What plans? Drink tea with bitches?
Satoko wanted the old Rika back. She didn't want to get neglected most of the time with the only concern in Rika's mind being "her grades". She's not at fault for some stupid meeper giving up multiple times throughout 100 years and acting autistic everytime she invades the body of Satoko's favorite Rika-chama to solve things and end up in a boring ass lesbian christian school with a fucking prison on it that multiple characters had suffered in the WTC series. She felt like she didn't fucking know the person she loved the most. Rika's behavior in the chandelier loop felt like a kick in the cunt and that made her not give a shit anymore about what Rika wanted.

Don't reply to baits.

>>35823654
I implied she could attempt to use the looping to force Rika to not change, rather than forcing her away from the school entirely. Or she could try compromise with Rika and suggest going to a mixed school that isn't so weird and lesbian.

I do agree though that St. Lucia Rika was very rude and shitty to Satoko at times, but she still looked out for her as seen from when she lied about knowing who put the pans on the light. But Satoko also didn't make much of an effort to reach out to Rika either, even turning down studying together.

You can't blame Rika for wanting to get out of the village and meet new people. She has been living the same tragedy and with the same people for 100 years, anyone would want a breath of fresh air. Even after seeing all the loops Rika went through, Satoko didn't even feel any sorry for her.
So fuck Shitoko.

>>35821194
I wonder if rethabile shaves her pits.

>>35822946
She's a perfect girl and reminds me of Minakami Yuki.

Lambdadelta is a shotacon. Why does the Senate grant her protection even though this is a widely known fact?

Who did their skin colors best? Deen or Passione?

>>35823020
That's exactly what happened, what the fuck are you talking about? She doesn't normally do anything because she trust her grandma, but part of her always suspected that the Sonozakis were carrying out the crimes and never told her. So HS makes her suspect her granny of being a liar and believe Keiichi is in real danger.

It's not about being cucked.

>>35823787
wtf Deentoko is a darkie?

>>35823379
She's not a support character, she's a central character that develops in the background instead of getting the spotlight. She's not any less developed than the others, you are just easily impressed by shocking moments to appreciate any character that doesn't get soemthing like that.

Rose in RGD is similar. The whole story revolves around her and she develops quite a bit, but the actual story focuses on the satellite characters around her.

>>35823809
I always assumed Satoko was more tanned than Rika, their personalities being what they are. Outdoorsy trapper tomboy and winesipping traditional yamato nadesico meeper.
But the OG sprites are surprisingly close when you compare them side by side like that.

>>35823403
Would it even be humiliating if aliens don't give a fuck about seeing her naked? If she's still humiliated in that situation, it means she's being humiliated by her own mind and the realization of how pathetic she looks in that state, which proves she's a pervert.

Reminder that Romani from Majora's mask canonically gets buttraped by aliens in at least a few cycles before you get access to the ranch. It's canon.

>>35823425
The smell of chlorine is lewd because it reminds me of when I saw my 6th grade rori crush's arse crack at the pool.

Rena's mom is an alien. Rena is half-alien. That's why she has glowing eyes.

Choose the correct honorific for addressing her.
[ ] Eua-san
[ ] Eua-dono
[ ] Eua-sama
[ ] Eua-chama
[ ] Eua-chan
[ ] Eua-tan

>>35823470
What she really wants is to become equal to Rika now that she learned that "Rika" is an ancient looper taking over her friend's body.

She wanted to prevent Rika from leaving at first, but then Eua showed her Rika's fragments and that changed Satoko's view of her. She wans to become as experienced as Rika to have an equal relationship with her.

>>35823943
baa-chan

>>35823943
> Eua-dono

>>35823943
[X] Call her mom by accident

>>35823550
Why did Satoko have so much pride and refused Rika's help? Why was she too proud to admit she's a shit and accept Rika's pity so they can start over and make a good impression on the other bitches?

How can Satoko even have any pride at all when she shits? Just come clear, you stupid brat. You have an ASS. What the hell are you doing letting your worthless pride get in the way of your happines? Arse-havers have no pride.

Umineko ending was so bad, so hacky that it made my head hurt. Battler scubadiving? Really? For some hag she just met?

Ryukishi is a true hack

>>35823619
Only idiots want armpits to stink. I just want my crush's armpits to be slightly smelly so I can humanize and shame her. Not actual stink.

Fresh sweat doesn't even smell bad, it's stale sweat and sweat-stained dirty clothes that stink.

>>35823943
EUA-Beatrice

>>35820971
What the hell, how did they get away with this in an innocent Disney movie? A loli talking about her own plump ASS?

>>35823968
Interesting choice. Explain your reasoning.
Why limit your respect to dono specifically, and not all the way to sama? Do you view yourself as Eua's peer?

>>35824085
Yes. Like her, I too like to create conditions in which I take advantage of other people's problems for my own amusement.

Is Tomoyo just a platonic lesbian rori, or would she be willing to lick Sakura's sweaty pits and ass crack? Maybe she wouldn't... She may love Sakura, but that's just gross!

>>35823731
Hey, you don't get to complain if all you do is drink yourself to death everytime you see someone get a little crazy. After seeing all of those loops, Satoko gathered that Rika was essentially someone else and that she was pretty much in a completely different level. She also gathered she was often kept out of the loop (heh) on fucking everything. It wasn't Rika who ever bothered explaining to her what made her want to lock herself into St. Lucia route.

>>35824096
Well that does make you an asshole but it does not make you Eua's peer.

>>35824115
Eua doesn't even actually exist.

Lucía is the absolutely perfect and cute name of my crush, so it's weird to see it mentioned so often as the name of a stuffy old school named after some saint.

>>35824128
Yet you believe you share some kind of high social standing with her?

>>35822258
Golden Sorcerer Teppei and his niece-doting magic

>>35823990
>Battler
>she
I knew it was a straight relationship

>>35824168
Hypothetically speaking.

>>35823943
Eua-coon
She wearin red, representing her home gang the bloods.

>>35824106
I think that she would.

Even if Gunhild shaves and wears clothes, her real body is still meant to have a bush and be butt-naked. That's her real self.

How can she even be so smug when her body is so erotic and is literally designed for fucking? How can she have any dignity when she literally has a clitoris whose sole purpose is driving her mad with pleasure and lose all her composure as she drools and makes silly faces?

Truly pathetic, those human girls.

>>35824284
For some reason I pictured one of the three kings saying this.

>>35824106
Pits maybe, but the ass is too much. Which is pretty lewd. I mean, Sakura is so adorable, and yet her ass is too much even for someone lewd enough to lick her roripits! The idea of eating her asshole is too gross even for someone that would do anything for her! Sakura literally has a body part that is inherently disgusting enough to break a pervert and make her say no!

>>35824311
You subconsciously know they are the Soul Brothers. Toujirou is K. Jestress is his cute Satokowife. And Kameda is one of the random masked illhumiliatis that appeared in one scene.

>>35824352
Toujiro is Tomitake, not Keiichi.

>Lambda is a cakewitch
>Keiichi literally convinced Kameda to help her out in two occasions by comparing her cute rori body with one of the desserts he likes to defile imaginining they are girls
Holy shit.

>>35822258
Eua as a snake, a literal snake.

>>35824352
>illhumiliatis
lmao

Big.
Sweaty.

>>35824450
Too big. She's supposed to be a teen with big tatas for her age, not a fat black lady in her 40s.

>>35824484
Irrumatoko.

>>35821494
Who is the other girl supposed to be? Miyo? Lambda?

Why didn't Satoko just make Rika study the Ultimate Satoko Strategy Guide?

>>35824450
Why do so many titfags project their fetishes onto characters that look nothing like that in canon? Why not focus on some other character who actually has that body shape (or at least is closer to it), instead of twisting a random girl to look like your fetish?

I can only enjoy my fetishes when they actually apply to the character canonically, otherwise I'm just looking at her head plastered onto a random body that doesn't belong to her and doesn't cause her any shame. It's not the body she hid from me while she wore clothes, it's some other body that looks nothing like the thing I desire. Even if the fucked up body happens to be my fetish or something, I still don't like it.

I mean, most fetishes can apply to any character, but when you get into body porportions and shit, that's crossing the line. You cannot make a character look completely different and pass it as a representation of that character. It just looks wrong.

>>35824498
The tulpa Satoko's creates to fill the void left by Rika casting her aside.

>>35824498
If it's supposed to be Lambda, it's pretty fucked up that she's now being drawn with even darker hair than Satoko. Her original hair color was closer to white than any shade of yellow.

>>35824525
body proportion distortion fans are as old as time unfortunately, some people don't care and just think ME LIKE BIG TIDDY like a fucking animal

>>35824544
That and the artist flattened her chest for some reason.

>>35824498
that's supposed to be yasu

>>35824284
I (ironically) wish cutes didn't have arses, it goes against their whole existence. I mean, it's just insane that Arle Nadja from Madou Monogatari has a sweaty, musky butt crack. Seriously! She's so adorable and sweet, and yet such a big and prominent part of her body is the opposite of cute and elegant, it's meant to be gross and silly-looking! And even though she looks so sweet that you'd eat her whole, her ass is the opposite of sweet! Her arsehole is kinda bitter and her buttsweat is slightly salty and disgustingly warm! How can those things belong to Arle?

"Nor wonder how I lost my wits. Oh, Arle, Arle, Arle shits!"

Help, help, my meeper broke

>>35824577
That makes sense. She looks like that Lion delusion and and has golden hair.

>>35824630
The SNES madou monogatari game is the most disgustingly cute game I've ever played. I love how cute it is, but it's so damn cute it makes me want to reach into the game world and ryona her until her bloody guts are torn open and her big shiny eyeballs are dangling from her eye sockets.

>>35824470
>>35824525
This is the first time I've ever seen /jp/ complain about big tits. Those aren't even the biggest that have been posted here for Shmion.

>>35824650
This guy's art is objectively terrible but it cracks me up every time.
I have a soft spot for poorly drawn but sovlful art.

>>35824713
>first time I've ever seen /jp/ complain about big tits
For Shmion, at least. I remember busty Rika being a taboo.

>>35824650
>my meeper broke
Isn't it supposed to do that? When it stops mii'ing that's when it's broken.

>>35824761
IT WON'T STOP MEEPING

>>35824744

Why is Rika so cute and retarded?

>>35824650
Rika trips on the stairs at St. Lucia and enters constant meeping mode.
Her friends ask Satoko how to fix her but on her way over Satoko trips and hits her head on the wall and starts saying desuwa over and over.

>>35824744
I also fucking love it. All the random gags with babby and vampire Satoko have been fun.

Fucking predators

>>35824302

>>35824424

>>35824808
What are they about to do to him?

>>35824525
Whoa whoa whoa, since when does that body type not fit the twins of all people? The moment you make your character into a titcow is the moment you allow fanart to exaggerate it, that's kind of the deal for every large breasted character ever and it's to be 100% expected. Getting bothered by it at this point if isn't your first day on the internet is like complaining to an artist about how x girl canonically doesn't actually have a dick.

God is perfect. Humans love God and strive to be closer to him. And yet, their eyes, their whole bodies would burn if they were to look at God's perfect form. That's why God had to descend as a human in the form of Jesus. God cannot come down to our imperfect mortal plane because his bright light would incinerate all humans in an instant.

This is why absolute perfection (or at least the illusion of it) gives people lewd and even violent desires. Man cannot be perfect, man cannot even comprehend true perfection, no matter how much we adore the idea of it. So when confronted with an impossibly cute girl, someone who looks, feels, acts, sounds and smells like a literal angel on Earth with no apparent flaws, a part of us wants to destroy and defile that perfection. Because we cannot believe our senses, we cannot believe how someone that perfect can even exist on Earth. We feel the need to check for any ghastly flaws and expose her as just another dirty human. This is more than just sexual perversion, it gives us existential relief and satisfaction. We were confronted with the impossible, the incomprehensible, true perfection, and we felt the urge to destroy it. Because true perfection makes humans uncomfortable, it freaks us out deep down.

You've probably been bewitched by a cute in the past and still carry the cross of that crush. You know she was a human who shat and vomited like anyone else, and yet... part of you still can't accept it, you refuse to let that beautiful vision of perfection go. You want to hold onto the memory of that beautiful angel and consciously refuse to acknowledge her flaws. But in reality, she is destined to be punished in Hell. This is why sluts and whores are stoned to death in the bible and thrown into the Lake of Fire in Revelations. A sassy slut is merely a human female pretending to be perfect and casting a spell on unsuspecting males, cursing them with an unsatiable desire for her flesh for the rest of their life. It's blasphemy for a human to feign perfection and intentionally conceal her humanity. They are doomed.

>>35824822
This is at least seven kinds of great. Thank you.

>>35822258
Draw a character who isn't busty as a busty one

Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika
Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika
Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika

>>35824829
Because people who draw girls with dicks do it knowing it's a fucked up fetish and not meant to be taken at face value. While the people drawing Shion with gigantic tits several times bigger than her head are playing it straight and honestly attempting to portray Shion's assets in the best way possible. Which fails terribly because the exaggeration is so huge it makes her beautiful tits lose all their appeal.

You can exaggerate a body part for emphasis or lewds without making it Devianart-inflation-tier huge.

>>35824864
Satoko tripped and accidentally injected herself.
Eua is going to have fun with this fragment.

new fughting game when?

Is humilianon a Christian?

>>35824822
Sssssplendid!

>>35824829
The tits you posted don't look 300 pounds each, come the fuck on.

>>35824822
lol

The only bad thing Satoko has done so far is knock over a pot of curry.

>>35824864
Silence.

>>35824824
Nothing good I assume

I am the Rikachrist
AMA

>>35824962
How can I serve you?

>>35824838
This is from the Bible, isn't it? Mattheus 3:17. But doesn't it conflict with the part about the Onigari no Ryou in Genesis? Or was that apocryphal?

I can't believe I wasted 100 hours on umineko. Last tearoom was shitto, last ???? was shitto, whole Fukuin house twist was shitto. Manga was infinitely better and should've ended in EP5. Post EP5 everything is so tediously stretched out it hurts, no wonder RGD and Ciconia are cut down to 4 episodes in total.

Ending was so sweet it makes me puke.

>>35824764
Try giving it a knock on the head.

>>35824979
goat

>>35824979
goat

>>35824979
goat

>>35824961
Wait, I don't recognize this crop

>>35824986
>>35825013
>>35825020
Call me a goat but there's no point in a tale that doesn't have tragedy in it. If happy end is all that awaits then why even open the book? When the tragedy befalls after the opening there's no reason to, the story is just an ouroboros devouring itself.

Happy ends are meaningless.

Oh no, loopertoko turned into a train.

>>35825067

>>35825067
Almost everybody died in the real world you fucking moron. The whole point of ep7-8 is Ange and to a lesser extent Tohya coping with the previous 80 hours of tragedy. What the fuck are you talking about there's no tragedy. Idiot. Super-retard.

>>35825096
Why does she need the doll if she has the fuckpuppet right there?

>>35825067
Actual goat-tier post holy shit
>>35825079
I mean, in the end it's still a super happy ending if you picked the Magic End unless you picked it without believeing in it, but you didn't do that, right anon?

Curry butt.

>>35825128
Of course, if you don't beleive in magic you don't belong here

>>35825067
You spent 100 hours and couldn't figure out what happens in the end?

>>35825146
Do you think her pits smell like curry

>>35825146
I'm surprised Chie didn't skin Satoko alive.

>>35825120
Fuck, why did I think the background was a bathroom stall?

>>35825096
Cute

>>35825172
It was a pure accident by an innocent Satoko, why would she be mad?

>>35825075
Anon, I don't like sad ends because they're sad but because they have meaning. Bittersweet is the best, does anyone eat suryp straight anyway
>>35825079
Even if it was all Anges daydreaming then that doesn't make it any less real. It's still a happy end, we knew from the start that nobody would survive
>>35825158
Of course I

>>35825172
The trapmaster knew how to avoid her gaze.
You think she would stop at that if she knew?

>>35825172
chie is merciful to lolis

Has Bern/Lambda combo appeared in Ciconia yet?

>>35825215
People think it's Maricarmen and her blonde friend, whatshername.

>My little cousin is over for dinner
>Whole family always leaves the table at the same time
>I go for a 30 second piss after dinner
>Return to my room and he's on my computer
>He's looking at the tabs I had open (only this thread and deviantart)
>"What is 07 expansion??"
>He opens the next tab and starts searching "expansion" on the deviantart tab
>shitmyself.jpg
>Rush over to the computer to quickly shut off the monitor
>Kick him off the computer
Crisis averted

>>35825224
>he's on my computer
>he
Stopped reading there.

https://twitter.com/cinnamon_rond18/status/1418945967034798080

>>35825251
Weren't we just talking about this >>35824525

>>35824854
The fact that JK Rika doesn't have at least one titcow in her party makes no fucking sense. Every group of girls should have at least one titcow.

>>35825278
Satoko IS the titcow.

>>35825251
>multiple dicks
Instantly ruined

>>35825278
Why would she want someone to remind her of her flaws?

>>35825190
Then why didn't you pick trick ending, retard

My little sister walked in on me watching Gou episode 13 the other day and thought I was watching loli hentai or something and won't talk to me now.

>>35825290
The missing titcow I mean.

>>35825278
So that's the only reason she tried to invite Satoko. To complete her clique.

>>35825305
things that never happened.

Haha hopefully next episode of Sotsu will bring us new information!

>>35825305
Anon, your little sister isn't real

>>35825305
No, your little sister doesn't talk to you because you're an antisocial 25yo neet who's still living with his parents.

>>35823973
kek and supremely based

>>35825305
Still waiting for the uncensored ep13.

>>35825330
Obviously, we still don't know what happened to Rika.

>>35825305
You have to fuck her until she goes L5 and kills you
This is the only reason I wish I had a sister

I have no friends and no family except a mother who's afraid to lose ties with the only person she has left so she never enters my room without my consent. So such embarrassing scenarios quite literally can never happen to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k19WPlLZlvU

>>35823973
I did that once with a MILF I used to know
She didn't mind
She found it funny and seemed to like it when I gifted her a mug that said "best mom ever" in mother's day
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me

>>35825305
What even happens in episode 13 again?

>>35825377
You should buy your mother flowers or take her out for a drink once in a while.

>>35825337
Anon I have a job, I promise. I'm just visiting home during the summer.

>>35825418
Could such a harem even exist? I feel like if they all had feelings for Battler they'd probably try to kill each other over him from what we know of them although Natsuhi would clearly be the first one shot so they have an excuse to starting blasting each other. I wonder who would win between all of them?

>>35825540
It's a clear win for Rosa, she's thirsty as all hell.

>>35825540
Tsubasa says yes.

Imagine Rika-chama
Now draw her

>>35820340
Uploaded the Satoko Amateur JAV to MEGA, feel free to add it to the OP archive.
[さかきコスプレみすとれす] 本当に！処女喪失
SCM0043
https://mega.nz/folder/rDRGlbDY#2Gd9dQcYtd3dlO31XgEVzw

>>35825418
I always liked that the VN took time to show how Battler had the overall best relationships with the different members of the family : pretty much everyone really liked him. This strengthened and made sense of his early on total refusal to consider them as culprit.

>>35825592
No.

>>35825593

>>35825593
>3D
No thank you

>>35825601
He didn't seem that close to them given that he hadn't seen them in many years, and it looked more like formalities, particularly from the aunts' side. The last time they saw him he was just a 10 year old kid, so their last memory of him is still a more innocent, childlike one. When the aunts get angry, they don't hesitate in shittalking Battler if he pisses them off, like Rosa.

>>35825593
Oh dear

>>35825593
Does the OP mega folder even have porn? It'd kinda be out of place.

>>35825674
I seem to recall it had one of the JAVs

>>35825692
If so then I guess it's okay.

>>35825673
You have no reason to trust me, but I will warn you anyway.
You're making a grave mistake.
Cancel the download while you still can.

>>35823465
Artist says it's genderswapped Teppei.

>>35825726
Be specific.

>>35825302
Just because it's in Anges head doesn't mean magic can't exist

>>35825601
Yeah, he has a good rapport with just about everyone there after they've been together for a while (which is pretty much just in the meta-world thanks to there only being a few days in the fragments for them to catch up), even the magical beings are good with him after he's hung out with them for a while. Of course, before that just about everyone but the people his own age are up to gutting him for their own purposes. It says something when Battler would probably be safer with the one plotting to murder them all than with his own family in certain fragments, like in EP3.

>>35825674
Yes, 15ID-042 is already in the MISC dir.

>>35825746
Satoko penis.

>>35822258
draw Beatrice in Mions clothes

>>35825760
Well now I have to download it.

>>35825126
In high school Rika's Mei story, she sneaks into Satoko's room while she's sleeping.

>>35825746
Don't let your horniness distract you, it's still very 3DPD.

>>35825726
It's too late, it's too fucking late...

>>35825786
What a fucking creep.

>>35825601
With whom does he have a particularly close relationship exactly?
They're just being nice to him for the most part. Aside from Eva none of the aunts or uncles holds much contempt for any of the cousins.

Real humans are gross. I have never intentially viewed 3D porn in my life.

I like it when the Higurashis puke.

GOD I wish Eua was my mom

>>35825305
Does your sister have a cute anus?

Would Eua show me her armpits if I literally begged her?

Eua showed me her armpits because I figuratively begged her

Imagine a society where having a little sister means she'll be tied to you forever and be groomed to become your future wife. And everyone sees this as normal.

The only incels would be single kids, but nobody would ever have less than 2 kids for fear of creating an incel.

You can't convince me there isn't some fragments where Rosa unironically is thirsty for Battler

>>35825972
ask ryukishi.

>>35825952
No thanks for asking

>>35825593
I remember a JAV where Mihiro cosplayed as Mion or Shion. Or Rena, I'm not sure. I think it was Mion.

Do you know where to find it again?

But I'm the younger brother

>>35825976
Isn't that how they did in in ancient Egypt? I think I remember reading about how it was common for the royal line to marry their siblings.

>>35825978
Fragment where Battler is Maria's real father and won't accept it

>>35825647
Your crush was 3D, faggot. 2D is only good because it's a more perfect representation of 3D, but it means nothing without 3D. Plus, many 3D elements are projected onto 2D to make it more lewd and lifelike, such as the smell of sweat.

>>35825994
So you have analyzed it to come to that conclusion?

>>35826012
Habsburgs too

>>35826018
>Your crush was 3D
Never had one

>>35825674
Why? Don't be a puritan.

>>35825792
What's the matter anon?

>>35826018
My crush was Sakura Kinomoto, a cartoon.

>>35826021
Anon if you had a sister you wouldn't think about her like that. Not unless there was something very wrong with you.

>>35825976
Cute! Imagine growing up with a super cute loli sister who loves you more than a normal sister because she's literally destined to marry you!

Our society is super cucked because most people don't get to enjoy the child version of their wife, they only meet her later. And neither do they get to mold her personality and morality to their liking.

>>35826055
I have two, though. I don't think about that because they're ugly as sin, just like me.

>>35826018
My crush was the pink girl from Sonic

>Uhh 3D humans are gross XD
>I never had a crush
>my cwush wuv a 2D girl uwu
We get it, you're a special kind of autist.
Now that you got your 5 minutes of attention time, go back into your retard crib and suck on some nuts.

Is having childhood friends normal? Do most people have that kind of thing?

>>35826088
Apparently Betty Boop was a lot of men's crush back then, and they sent Betty Boop porn to ww2 soldiers instead of 3dpd for them to relieve themselves.

>>35826102
I had an imaginary friend. Does that count?

>>35826102
I had'em.

>>35826012
Did they? That's nice. But how did they get around accumulative incest producing increasingly unhealthy offspring? Or kids wanting to marry some other bitch they find cuter than their imouto? Or the (supposed) disgust one is (supposedly) biologically predisposed to feel towards the idea of lewding a sister?

>>35826063
Muslims are the next best thing, but they are still cucked because they don't get to bond with their cunnywife on an equal level. They have to wait until they are old fucking men with limp dicks or dudes in their 30s unable to truly relate to a rori's worries and interests.

>>35826088
Imagine saying this on /jp/ of all places.

>>35826088
My only 2D crushes are literally just characters that looked and acted like my 6th grade crush. So I only have two 2D waifus and they might as well be the same person.

I wish I got to experience things like friendship and love. I'm mere furniture.

>>35826102
Sort of. I had a pretty shitty childhood because of my religious dad, but I managed to be friends with someone with a similar background. We've been friends for about 26 years. He had it rougher though. I like the dynamic between Satoko and Rika because it reminds me of a few things.

>>35826117
>Or the (supposed) disgust one is (supposedly) biologically predisposed to feel towards the idea of lewding a sister?
That doesn't exist, the only reason why one would think that way is if their sibling is ugly as hell or if society's brainwashing has already rotted their brain beyond help to make them join the normie masses who feel nothing but contempt for any relationship that isn't non-related, man+man or woman+woman.

>>35826078
You mean Amy or some weird human from the TV show? Amy is hella cute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maPjYCEeDUc

oh boy it's blogposting hour again.

>>35826162
Yes. That one. But I'm not a furfag and hate furries so I don't care about her anymore.

>>35826102
I moved every 2-3 years for my whole childhood so eventually I gave up on making lasting relationships.

>>35826041
>not a child
>shaved
They fucked up both possibilities.

I don't think characters in higu and umineko had it particularly bad

Didn't humilianon already prove with facts and logic that cousins are the most perfect middle ground between classmate and sister? Shut up about imoutos.

Is Seshat the Whore of Babylon from revelations?

>>35826196
They could have it worse, for example living in 21st centuries western society as a white man.

>>35826229
>21st centuries
That's a lot of centuries.

>>35826251
>ESL can't read

>>35826178
That's a simplistic view of furry girls. Not all of them are bad. Although I merely TOLERATE the furry aspects and find them cute, I don't prefer furries and would rather have a human.

>>35826063
>Our society is super cucked because most people don't get to enjoy the child version of their wife, they only meet her later.
This, you'll never be able to form truly deep bonds with someone you only met as an adult. Reality is so depressing.

>>35826268
It's 21st century*, anon, this is what I was implying. Didja get it now?

>>35825783

>>35826162
>>35826178
>>35826296
As far as I know, there are several furry levels:

>literal animal
Your mom's dog.

>talking animal with a human personality
The hamsters in Hamtaro. I do want to fuck those. Yeah, they are literal hamsters and their cuteness is purely a non-sexual "animal cuteness". The kind of cuteness your cat has. But once you add a human personality and human speech, that cuteness turns into human cuteness, the kind of cuteness that can make a literal talking hamster sexually appealing even if their bodies have no sex appeal whatsoever.

>CREEPY anthropomorphic animal
Your typical OC character featured in countless furry porn drawings. You know, the typical hairy wolf with a humanoid body shape but a literal wolf face and claws and shit. It's by far the most popular and the one that people think about when they hear "furry", but I find it unappealing and is the only type I wouldn't fuck.

>cute anthropomorphic animal
The mimigas from Cave Story. They are cute talking animals with human personalities too, but the difference is that they have a humanoid figure and live in some sort of mimiga society that is similar to that of humans. But they still eat only flowers and stuff because they are mimigas.

>half-human furries
Most of the characters in Sonic the Hedgehog. The exact percentage of humanity vs animal is debatable, but they clearly look half-human, especially the hedgehogs. Amy Rose belongs to this group. She has obvious animal features on her face and body, but she's not animal enough to belong to the previous group. These types also tend to act like normal humans and be animals in name and appearance only. You won't see Amy eating bugs because hedgehogs do that. That's one of the things the "cute anthropomorphic animals" would do. Not the half-humans. Gadget Hackwrench is another super attractive half-human animal. There are plenty of them in fiction.

1/2

>>35826339
What's she doing with her finger?

>>35826339
now draw rena in featherine's outfit taking tohya home with her

>>35826346
>Borderline furry
Your typical anime girl with legit cat or bunny ears and a real tail coming out of her spine. She may act a bit like an animal sometimes, without really losing her human intelligence at any point. They look basically human and only have these weird personality quirks and animal appendages. The difference from the previous group is that their animal features are very few and quite superfluous. They don't have any animal features on their faces, limbs or bodies, only things like fangs, tails or ears.

>regular ass humans in cosplay
Normal human weebs wearing cat ears or bunny girl outfits and shit. Cute but not furry.

>normal humans
Normal people.

There is this weird cognitive dissonance when it comes to furry characters that makes you NOT imagine their asses, limbs or faces being hairy. Instead, you imagine them having bald skin of a certain color, even though you are fully aware of the fact that it's supposed to be fur.

Legit furries do imagine their bodies being furry and they enjoy the idea of fucking a humanoid animal, precisely because of their animal fur. That's a legit disgusting furry.

So I'm pretty sure 410 qualifies as an anime girl with REAL animal appendages and weird ass animal quirks. She's not just a weeb in cosplay. Does she even have real ears?

2/2

>>35826350
Giving a thumbs up. I tried my best, okay.

>>35822258
Wait we have a drawing tool?

>>35826365
Oh, I assumed something sexual.
Now I'm ashamed of myself... the pose fits her.

>>35826304
Maybe your crush will share with you pictures of her when she was little
why the fuck did she do that...

Now that I think about it, if Beato had a "-chan" nickname for Battler, what would it be?

>>35826408
What if you see her childhood pictures for the first time 10 years after marriage and they show a boy?

>>35826063
This would actually work IRL and wouldn't endanger the offspring, provided your "sister" is adopted as a baby from some other family or a Ciconia baby factory. So she's literally your sister and you have memories of living with her and going on family vacations with her, but you can fuck her as your gilfriend and eventual wife and have kids without risking any biological problems.

>>35826424

>>35826424
If you haven't noticed that in 10 years after marriage I don't know what to tell you

>>35826375
Yes

>>35826429
>without risking any biological problems
Not this meme again...

I wish I wasn't an only child. Having a brother can be like having a first friend. Having a sister can serve as a first object of attraction. I had neither.

>>35826475
That just means that you have one more person to be betrayed by

>>35825278
excuse me her hair is red not purple

>>35826457
The fuck?

>>35826152
This. The only reason people think like that is because of society's brainwashing and because they are squeamy faggots and are unable to lewd their sister after having heard her farting in the toilet hundreds of times and seen her all disheveled with sleepy eyes every morning.

I have to wonder how people get brainwashed in the first place. Is it a matter of intelligence? I've never swallowed any of the crap they tried to make me believe as a kid. Sure, I wasn't a full blown conspiracy theorist as a teenager, but I realized that the media brainwashes people on my own, without anybody having to open my eyes, when I was just 14. I remember the feeling of disgust when I heard anti-pedo proganganda, fear mongering and call for censorship on the news at that age. I could tell what was bullshit and what wasn't.

Am I just too much of a weirdo to fall for those things, or am I normal and most people are genuinely incapable of instrospection and critical thinking? Aren't those things natural and not something you need to learn?

>>35826513
Satoko's colourblindness must have made you feel included

>>35826142
Let me guess... KH1 Kairi and Hikari from digimon? You've been going on about them for years

>>35826475
I had two of each and still turned out as a weirdo autist.

>>35826520
Thought it was colourblindedness

>>35826517
You don't use 4chan X? What's wrong with you?

>It's called 07thExpansion
>the 07 is because of Ryu's nickname and the name of his FF5 waifu
>the Expansion part ties into Ciconia and means that every WTC story takes place in the far future inside a matrix simulating the 80s. The matrix is already undergoing its 7th expansion as the ayy lmaos and machinery outside install more terminals for the brains in jars

>>35826513
Okay
>>35826517
lol

>>35826346
>Gadget
Fuck that bitch was hot. She never wore any pants.

It's called 07th Expansion because Satokp's tits expanded 7 sizes

It's called 07th Expansion because Rena's belly expanded 7 times

>>35826459
Incest has a high probability of fucking up the kid if one of the parents is themselves a product of incest. One generation is ok, but if Lion were to have sex with Jessica and get her pregnant, the baby would have a "40 year old mother" chance of health defects, which is around 25%. Pretty high.

It's called 07th expansion because I saw another picture of Satoko and I my dick had a 7th expansion today

>>35826598

>>35826598
By this we can infer that Rena was pregnant on seven occasions

>>35824414
Underrated theory. It's the first time I've seen the sweets motif get adressed.

>>35826616
no

>>35826475
>Having a sister can serve as a first object of attraction
No.

>>35826613
Rina is her daughter. I refuse to explain!

Kameda is the greatest of schizos. He's harvesting spiritium as we speak. That's why he eats so many sweets.

>>35826632
Kameda is Hanyuu!

>>35826518
>Am I just too much of a weirdo to fall for those things, or am I normal and most people are genuinely incapable of instrospection and critical thinking?
You're not a weirdo, being incapable of falling for brainwashing and propaganda aimed at low IQ individuals should be the norm honestly. The problem is that this artificial mindset created by criminal governments has taken foot in the society and spread like a tumor to a point where you're shunned and excluded if you don't pretend to fit in.
Want more surveillance and less privatsphere? Call it "anti terrorism law".
Want to give father state control over your money? Call it "digital banking".
Yasu was right in blowing up the island, she saved the Ushiromiya's from a very bleak future.

Kameda's voice actor died 6 years ago.

Becoming the admin of the simulation and then doing unspeakable things to its inhabitants