/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35793152
I want to make gappy happy

>>35800562
I want to see a gappy made happy

>>35793152
You called me?

how many kids with her

>>35807000
At least a dozen, perhaps even more

>>35807989
They're all gonna come out with trisomy 21 because she's so old!!

>>35811001
Yukari is not old
She is immortal and is eternally young and fertile

YUKARIIIIN~!

>>35815184
Cute dork trying to be hip with the kids!

I like calling Yukari a hag a lot and teasing her for her age, but I'm worried she might actually get upset or angry at me. Is there anything I can do to apologize and be forgiven?

>>35818313
Just be sure, in those moments where it really counts, to love and cherish her. Show her that you care through your actions, not through petty words but through heartfelt actions straight from the heart.

Remind her of the beautiful woman she is. Make her feel more than just a pretty face anon.

Yukari!

cute

>>35818313
An honest apology.

>>35824827
Gap is a smug

I wonder how getting hugged by Yukari feels like.

>>35818313
She probably knows you're joking. She thinks anyone who pokes at her age is joking.

>>35833519
Would she be warm, or cold like the void

>>35833519
It feels warm and soft just like hugging your grandma because Yukari is old as hell!!

>>35833519
like hugging your grandma

>>35833519
Like trying to wrap your arms around air. Like she would ever let you.

“SHOTAS could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be SHOTAS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her oversized chest. "I LOVE SHOTAS" she thought. Evening Star - Night Falls reverberated in her entire gap, making it pulsate even as the $6 sake circulated through her powerful thick veins and washed away her (merited) fear of authorities after dark. "With a gap, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.

>>35833519
not good, not bad.

>>35839819
I wonder who these authorities are that she’s so worried about?

>>35845363
Cute and happy gappy.

>>35846433
Eiki is very well aware of Yukari's pedophiliac antics. Unfortunately, Yukari has been able to very effectively evade her pursuits.

I gonna cum on her gloves!

>>35846446
Ha ha she’s bad at her job.

I just had a lovely sex with Yukarin in eratoho TW
Next I'm going to make her conceive decuplets 10,000 times

>>35793152
Cutest hag

>>35839819
I don't like that image.

>>35856574
I’m worried about why the gap lady has appeared but she seems friendly enough. She almost seems pleased to have found me.

I love this lady so fucking much.

>>35856862
Yukari smiles at everyone. The only thing about her smiling is that you never know if she's being friendly or if she's scheming.
Yukari has few friends and few want to see her, but it's usually due to her untrustworthy nature.
Truly sad!

>>35801331

How do I make those portals thingies like you do? It looks rad

>>35818313

Offer your soul to her :D

>>35857927
So I guess I’ll just smile back at her and slowly walk and sneak away while being friendly and polite. Better safe than sorry right?

>>35839819
Heh

>>35858693
Don't be silly
You're hers now

I want to give her a sensual foot massage.

Life has many gaps, Reimu-chan!

>>35863682
W-w-what? When did this happen? Why me!?

>>35863845
Foot and back rubs for gappy to make her relaxed and happy.

>>35863956
kek

I like this hag

>>35868431
I want to dive head first into those boobas

>>35868431
I want to be sat on her lap and headpatted as tells me that I am a good boy that will never think about leaving her

>>35865332

Incoming telegram for mister mod-sama:

You are a nigger

end telegram

Need giant Yukarin to have her do things to me.

>>35871851
Yukariiiiiiin~

>>35871851
I want to rub her feet while she's that size

>>35872351
Biiiig Yukarin having a little fun with a little guy after a long day to unwind.

>>35873525
Same. And I’m sure she would appreciate the agreeable enthusiasm as you do your best in taking care of her walkers.

>>35871851
Ran, no! run!

>>35874511
It’s too late for her to live up to her name!

Lonely old hag with no friends

>>35875400
I do believe she's good friends with a certain fat ghost.

>>35875651
name 1 friend who is alive

>>35877498
Reimu

>>35877849
onaholes don't count

>>35877849
>groomed since birth
>friend

lol k

>>35875651
Hey please don't call Yukaris' friend fat that is rude and mean thank you

How can I have rough sex with Yukarin?

>>35880402
kys

>>35879745
But yuyuko is so soft and squishy!

>>35880402
You don't.

>>35878050
Fuck, now I want some YukaRei doujins.

>>35877498
Ran
>>35877849
One sided

>>35893036
friend not family

>>35899709
Ran isn't family.

>>35903501
lol cope. you're only making yukari look more bad

Hags are scary...

>>35904562
I’d run towards them. Don’t be a coward anon!

>>35904562
I wonder what they want with a young boy like me?

>>35905707
Yuyuko seems innocent and eager enough while Yukari looks like she might want something “more”.

Is the crazy flower lady familiar with the gap hag?

>>35911378
M-my s-soul perhaps,?Mama told me not to trust strangers

>>35911701
Perhaps. Having your soul means she can do plenty of things with and to you for the foreseeable future. So maybe you should listen to your mom’s advice and steer clear of this temptress. I can’t imagine that many of the things she would do would be pleasant.

>>35800771
I want to be happy with the gappy

>>35912218
Mama aslo did tell me to listen to people older than me and I like these oneesans

>>35912257
Stranger danger man, now matter how much older they are. They might not just let you go once they have you!

>>35912350
No one will miss me and I want a hug

>>35904562
They want foot massages.

>>35912378
Then that hug will probably be the best (and last) one you enjoy as a free man, her arms wrapping around you before she absconds with you.

>>35913449
Which one should you massage first?

>>35913675
I would go for Yuyuko first
I bet she's softer

>>35914790
She looks more reserved in this situation compared to Yukari, so you’ll definitely have to warm her up to it.

>>35903530
I rate your post a 2 out of 10.

Just want to say that I love Yukarin, thanks for listening.

>>35911701
Yukari only wants to hold hands.
She also has nobody to talk to! Ever!

>>35920568
She wants to hols hands, I can do that and I can talk to her, everyone needs a person to talk to

>>35920568
>>35920585
Don't worry guys, I'm talking to Yukarin every day. We hold hands too and all that lovely stuff, she's fine. :)

>>35913675
>>35914790
Whoever you don't choose is going to be putting her feet in your face the whole time.

>>35926809
Oh geez that sounds so terrible, I hope they don’t notice that I’d actually kind of enjoy that ha ha

>>35926809
woah that's cruel i hope they don't do it for too long or else the stink is going to suffocate me
smelly hags

>>35927142
>Oh geez that sounds so terrible
Yuyuko is a ghost, meaning she doesn't have much of a scent to begin with.

>>35932741
That’s a fair point now that I think about it. If anything she probably smells like cherry blossoms and whatever she’s eaten recently.
Now the question is what does Yukari smell like?

Youkai make the best wives

>>35937624
It's only natural to wish for the best mother and their genes.

She should show her belly more often
Like all the other good looking young ladies

>>35940829
The rain has made her cold and wet
She wants you to help warm her up

>>35941840
Should probably get her a dry towel first and maybe see if there’s any fans nearby to help as well. Maybe put on some tea or another hit drink to help warm her up a bit.

>>35938301
You are going to mentally scar anyone who does, dude.

>>35950335
I got a boner just thinking about it

>>35922125
never enough friends
lets celebrate her newfound soulmates together!

i want to be your friend yukari

>>35904562
Why are the only options RUN?

>>35955104
What other options would be there?

>>35961427
Something like "Have a nice time with these ladies".