/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[ ] "Do you pad your breasts?"

[x] "How long have you been here?"

[ ] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"

[x] "Do you pad your breasts?"

[ ] "How long have you been here?"

[ ] "Do you pad your breasts?"

[x] "How long have you been here?"

[X] "I hear you like knives."

Also: in b4 Mudkipz reference.

[ ] "How long have you been here?"

[x] "You're tsundere for Hong Meiling right?"

[ ] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"

[X] "How long have you been here?"

[x] "Do you pad your breasts?"
DO IT FAGGOT

[X] "Do you pad your breasts?"

[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

[ ] "How long have you been here?"

[y] How long have you been here?

We already missed our chance to ask about the pads, guys.

Unless he lied to us.

[x] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

[x] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

[x] "How long have you been here?"

I THINK DUMBASS IS A PRETTY COOL GUY

EH MAKES FUN OF MAIDS AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING

[X] "Why do you use pads?"

[ ] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"

[X] "I hear you like knives."

THANKS GM FOR BRINGING FAGGOTRY OVER TO /jp/.

Thank you for not only for YWUiG, but also for being the cause of waiting for GM threads, imitations that are on a level of great fail, being a major factor in Touhou roleplaying faggotry, and whoring yourself out as hot shit.

[ ] "Do you pad your breasts?"

Grow a spine, you faggots.

[x] "How long have you been here?"

[ ] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"

[X] "Do you pad your breasts?"

GO

[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

[X] "Do you pad your breasts?"

[x] "Do you pad your breasts?"

[x] How long have you been here?

[ ] "Do you pad your breasts?"

[x] Do you pad your breasts?

[x] How long have you been here?

[ ] "How long have you been here?"

[X] "Do you pad your breasts?"

[X] "I hear you like knives."

Remember, its down the road, not across the street.

>>357793
>>357800
>>357797
>>357804
>>357808
>>357834
>>357833
>>357828
If "Why do you use pads" counts as a vote for "Do you pad your breasts", then it wins. Otherwise, "How long have you been here" wins.

[X] "How long have you been here?"

[x] Do you pad your breasts?

>>357788
[X] "So... How are you?"

>>357788
>[ ] "I hear you like knives."

And staying up all night?

Why does anonymous now sound like GlaDOS' curiosity sphere?

>>357857

"How long have you been here", I'd rather not die.

[x] "Why do you wear pads?"
Then jump in the lake.

...Goodbye Anon...

[x]How long have you been here?
Fucking breast pad-fags.

[X] "Do you pad your breasts?"

DO IT FAGGOTS

[X] "How long have you been here?"

>>357819
>>357816
>>357808
>>357804
>>357800
>>357797
>>357793
Wait, misfire, "How long have you been here" wins

>>357857
Great. We're dead. Way to go, Anonymous.

[x] "Do you pad your breasts?"
whimps

[X] "I hear you like knives."

Maybe we can ask what she is going to do with them to us.

Incoming confirmation choice

DO NOT PUSSY OUT THIS TIME ANON

>>357816
winner

>>357879
bawwwwwwwwww ;_;

>>357866

Funny because that's how I was imagining this being said.

>>357879
Great. We're alive. Way to go, Anonymous.

[X] "I hear you like knives."

GO WITH THE KNIVES !
STRAIGHT TO OBLIVION !

[x] "Do you pad your breasts?"

SO I HERD U LIEK...damnit.
Well we're pretty much guaranteed not to die for a few choices at least so whatever's fine.

[x] "How long have you been here?"

[X] "I hear you like knives."

[x] "If you want to, I'll have sex with you, and I'll never tell anyone, ever."

[X] "I heard you like knives."

I LOVE KNIVES !

[x] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"

[x] "Do you pad your breasts?"

You guys are faggots. You finally get a chance to learn the truth about pads, and you ask her how long she's been here.

WHO CARES HOW LONG SHE'S BEEN HERE. NOT VERY LONG, OBVIOUSLY. SHE'S HUMAN AND YOUNG, SO IT COULD EVEN BE WITHIN THE LAST MONTH OR SO BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER YOU... YOU...

>>357913
DOUBLE FAGGOTS

>>357913
You what? Go on, spit it out, son.

[X] "I hear you like knives."

Go with the knives, maybe she will talk to us about a thing she likes.

[X] "Do you pad your breasts?"
CMON DO IT

[ ] your that lady from the test!

[ ] Are we going on a trip?

[ ] ooh whats in he~re?

[ ] WAAAAARRRrrrrgggghhh.....

>>357913
Hear this man, for he speaks the truth.

>>357923
[X] "I hear you like knives."

Do not fucking anger her !

does anyone have like the last 6 threads saved?

>>357913
>NOT VERY LONG, OBVIOUSLY. SHE'S HUMAN AND YOUNG

But Sakuya is a Lunarian so yeah!

>>357919

"... Some time." For a moment, she stops, and shakes her head before proceeding forwards. "Unlike yourself." There is a cutting edge to her voice.


[ ] "No, really, how long?"

[ ] "How did you come to be here, then?"

[ ] "Funny name you've got."

[ ] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"

[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

[ ] "Long day, huh?"

[ ] "I hear you like knives."

[ ] Remain silent

[x] "Do you pad your breasts?"

[x] "Do you pad your breasts?"

So as I pray...

[x] "Do you pad your breasts?"

>>357788
[X] "I hear you like knives."

I was so horny, too.

bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>357913
But anon doesn't want to die.

[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

>>357940
[ ] "How did you come to be here, then?"

[X] "I hear you like knives."

[ ] "I hear you like knives."

[X] "Do you pad your breasts?"

[x] I herd u liek knives

[x] "Do you pad your breasts?"

[x] "Long day, huh?"

[ ] "How did you come to be here, then?"

[ ] "I hear you like knives."

>>357913

This pad shit is a stupid meme that started from a mildly amusing video, it shouldn't even be mentioned in a thread like this.

[ ] "I hear you like knives."

[X] "How did you come to be here, then?"

>>357920

SHE'LL LIFT UP HER SHIRT TO PROVE IT TO US, AND SHE'LL HAVE A MOMENT OF VULNERABILITY BEFORE WE REASSURE HER THAT PADS ARE ALRIGHT AND SHE SHOULDN'T BE ASHAMED OF HER BODY AND BY THE LAWS OF EROGE WE'LL GET AN H-SCENE.

BUT NOOOOOOOOO, YOU HAD TO ASK HOW LONG SHE'S BEEN HERE. DOES THAT COUNT HOW LONG SHE'S SUSPENDED TIME?

>>357934

eirin knows sakuya somehow. zun agreed. Eirin is a 1200year old virgin too.

[X] "How did you come to be here, then?"

[x] Remain silent

Sakuya's past is unknown. Talking about it can only result in a BAD END.

GEE MAKING EGGS SURE IS HARD WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A SPINE

[ ] "Long day, huh?"

>>357947
[X] "I hear you like knives."

Therefore he has to keep on talking, and knives seem a better choice for smalltalk for me then knives.

[o] "I hear you like knives."

>>357940
[x] "Your breasts look fake. Do you use pads?"

[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

>>357932
yeah i missed the past few days ever dince the 7 minute wait of 08

[ ] "How did you come to be here, then?"

[ ] "How did you come to be here, then?"

[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

[ ] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"

[ ] "I hear you like knives."

>>357943
>>357951
>>357953
>>357957
>>357964
>>357966
>>357975
Winner is knives.

Don't fucking ask about the pads. She won't tell us the truth anyway. And we'll die. Think about that. THERE IS NO POSITIVE SIDE.


[X] "How did you come to be here, then?"

[ ] "I hear you like knives."

[X] "I hear you like knives."

Go with the fucking knives now ! Its your only choice to survive.

[x] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

>>357971
we should really see the wizard and see if he will give us a spine. or at least a brain.

[x] "How did you come to be here, then?"

[ ] "How did you come to be here, then?"

WE ARE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAD

X] "How did you come to be here, then?"

>>357981
you can get all past threads here:
http://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl/
http://anontouhouvnproject.makeforum.org/post343.html#343

today's: >>355882 >>356857

"... Some time." For a moment, she stops, and shakes her head before proceeding forwards. "Unlike yourself." There is a cutting edge to her voice.


[ ] "No, really, how long?"

[ ] "How did you come to be here, then?"

[ ] "Funny name you've got."

[ ] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"

[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

[ ] "Long day, huh?"

>>357965
>stupid meme that started from a mildly amusing video

ha ha no

>>358024
Uh...?

[x] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

>>358024
wait wat

>>357996
You are Anonymous and browsing /jp/.
You know anything about the maid, even how her instines look. (Doujins Horray !)

[X] "I hear you like knives."

Maybe with this we can extend our lives a bit longer.

Quite some time was also fucking obvious...

>>358028

ha ha yes

>>357965

Kill yourself newfag

[X] "How did you come to be here, then?"

[o] "I hear you like knives."

>>358024
clipboard misfire?

>>358024
Misfire, soldier. Reload and try again.

Pads weren't even an option this time, stop voting for it.

[X] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

[x] "Long day, huh?"

>>357940
[x] "How did you come to be here, then?"

>>358024
SAKUYA STOP FUCKING WITH THE TIME/SPACE CONTINUUM, DAMN IT.

I want to know if she likes knives.

[x] "I hear you like knives."

[X] JAM IT IN

>>358024

SNAKE, YOU'VE CREATED A TIME PARADOX

>>358041

lolno

I've been in the Touhou community for about two years now, and nothing has been as stupid as this "SAKUYA PADS" shit.

[X] "Funny name you've got."

>>358063
I've been in the Touhou community for about 13 years now. Pads stay.

>>358050
No, wait! I see what happened here. Our choices must have from this point, led to a bad end, so we used our ultimate egg based skill, and summoned the Time Egg! using it, we reversed time in order to make a new choice!

>>357971

[X] "I hear you like knives."

If we can talk with her about something pleasureable for her she will eventually smile and show some mercy.

Maybe we could have a quick death or she uses us to bake a delicious cake.

>>358038

Yes. Utilize your hard-earned 4chan knowledge, Anonymous.

>>358080
No pads.

so, does the website, http://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/YWUIG.html, have a scheduled update time?

GM did it on purpose. Sakuya is fucking with time.

>>358063
>>358080

Really? I've been a fan for 30 years, and I know the dudes that created it. It used to be known as super bullet dodging funtime.

>>358090
I update it once GM is done for the day.

[X] "Long day, huh?"

[ ] Remain silent

Amused by your continued presence and survival around Flandre, she's going to make you cook her something to try and impress her so she can further confirm to herself she is better then you.

Time to get cooking epic eggs, Anon. Her look of mixed disgust at the look of such a simple dish, yet the relatively nice taste will be something to sear into your mind.

Also sage.

FACT: SAKUYA LOVES EGGS.

>>358080

Alright. It's fine with me really, but I just think it's stupid is all, atleast the rate at which it's brought up.

[X] "I hear you like knives."

>>358024

[ ] "I hear you like knives."

Just give us an answer already, you... you...

[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

Did I mention that I hate time travel?

[x] Remain silent
Think this is what we need to get out of the choices repeating.

HOLY SHIT, IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

[x] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

>>358085
[X] "I hear you like knives."

>>358106

BRICKS

[ ] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"

>>358117
Anon is going to beat destiny. He'll get older. And he's going to get taller. And his breasts will get bigger too.

GM, if you're wondering:

Knives is currently winning with 5 votes.

If you're fucking with space/time, please assume that this is our next course of action.

>>358118

'Hey, I just realized that the Kitchen has easy to clean floors without carpeting.' You comment, the thought just striking you in the oddest way all of a sudden.

'Indeed.'

BAD END.

>>358104
Probably true, with one vital detail: she'll make Anon cut himself and add his blood to the meal.

Then serve it to Remilia.

[x] "you liek knifes?"

>>358096
>Really? I've been a fan for 30 years, and I know the dudes that created it. It used to be known as super bullet dodging funtime.

You too? I still sometimes bring out my old Coleco to play some SBDF 2 (or Cho Dakka Dojeen Funtimu, as it's known in the original japanese).

>>358137

Of course she is fucking with it.

Hello? TIME JOKES ! SAKUYA !

also: [-|--] "I hear you like knives."

I'm so fucking confused

[x] "So, are we having sex in the kitchen?"

>>358138

fuuuuuuuck

[x] How did you come to stay here, then?

>>358144
ROOM! CLEANING! STOP!

-|--{>x_x)>

>>358139
>Probably true, with one vital detail: she'll make Anon cut himself and add his blood to the meal.

Some bloodplay is fine too.

"... Some time." For a moment, she stops, and shakes her head before proceeding forwards. "Unlike yourself." There is a cutting edge to her voice. Somehow, you think you've heard this before, but you're not sure where. Huh.


[ ] "No, really, how long?"

[ ] "How did you come to be here, then?"

[ ] "Funny name you've got."

[ ] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"

[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

[ ] "Long day, huh?"

>>358133

I see what you did there.

[X] I hear you like knives

[X] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

[] "Do you pad your breasts?"
As much as I'd like to.

[x] "So... How are you?"

[ ] Remain silent

>>358144
>>358142
>>358137
Okay. Then knives wins.

[X] "I hear you like knives."

I bet she will answer: I LOEV KNIVES !

For great justice !

>>358172

Oh fuck.

[x] "How did you come to be here, then?"

Anon is stuck in a pime taradox.

[x] Remain silent

[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

FUCKIN' TIME PARADOX.

>>358172

[] Long day, huh?

IT'S GONNA BE

[x] Remain silent

Maybe she'll stop screwing with us if we shut up...

[x] "How did you come to be here, then?"

[ ] Remain silent

[x] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"

Stop asking obvious questions, maybe this will catch her off guard.

[X] MOU IKKAI!

>>358172
OH SHI-

[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

>>358172

Shall this be her answer to: "I hear you like knives." ?

This kind of does not make sense.

[ ] "How did you come to be here, then?"

wait what

[x] Remain silent
Better off not giving bullets of Sakuyas gun. otherwise known as her mouth. inb4lolimsowittyquoteedit

[X] "Funny name you've got."

[x] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

>>358200
You are fucking stupid.

>>358172
I give up.

[X] "I hear you like knives."

[x] If I apologize, will you stop fucking with my head? Goddamn.

[x] OH SHI-

[x] "How did you come to be here, then?"

This is one of those situations where you can't advance until you give the "right" answer isn't it.

[x] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

[ ] Remain silent

>>358203
I'd put my bullets in her gun, if you know what I mean.

[×] Remain silent.

[X] MOU IKKAI!

Of course, these threads miss the vital element of today's Anon; annoying and incomprehensible use of meme's in ordinary conversation.

I was expecting him to be more of a faggot but then, I guess we would have killed him a whole load faster.

My vote. 'Loooooooong day, huh?' Sarcastic tone and all, grow a back bone and push her a little. Accidents may happen but it's not fun if you don't fuck with them a bit.

[X] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

[X] so, you can mess with time, then?

[X] "How did you come to be here, then?"

[X] "I hear you like knives."

[x] Remain silent

[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

Why is Sakuya dicking around with us? I hope she thinks this is funny.

[x] Remain fucking silent.

Sakuya is not communicative, guys. She doesn't want to talk to us.

[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"

[x] "How did you come to be here, then?"

The time paradox is obviously Sakuya being tsundere for us and trying to get us to ask her better questions about herself.

>>358223
Mr Dumbass is far too spineless to try anything like that.

>>358233
>>358231
>>358224
>>358217
>>358207
>>358198
>>358189
>>358178
>>358177
Kitchen wins this time.

KNIVES HAVE FUCKING WON !
NOT THE FUCKING TIME !

[x] Remain silent.
The second half of her response may cause concern, unless it indicates anything we can use to our advantage.

>>358172
[ ] "Screw you, bitch."

>>358172
WHAT THE FUCK, GM?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
[x] Remain Silent.
>>358173
Fuck bitch, go back to being anon so we don't treat you like the dumb faggot you are.

>>358240
THE JOKE
YOUR HEAD

>>358243
In which case we're never getting past this question.

>>358248

Haha sure if GM manages to count the answers this time.

[X] Begin singing "The Song That Never Ends" and repeat until Sakuya gives up, or lodges a blade hilt-deep in our skull. Whichever comes first.

[ ] "How did you come to be here, then?"

>>358240
No it hasn't.

[X] "Screw you, bitch."
Screw this.

>>358236

oh fuck don't ask about hong

INFINITE TIME LOOP

'GEE, I WONDER WHAT CHINA IS UP TO'

'Hey, Sakuya, how did China get so HEALTHY? I mean, daaamn. If you know what I mean.' You wink at her slyly, or at least what you think sly would look like. Unfortunately it looks more like a bad twitch and loses the effect somewhat.

[X] "Wanna watch Groundhog day?"

[x] Remain silent

>>358236
let me tell you exactly what knives is.

"I heard you like knives?" you ask, with a glance at your companion.

"oh yes. let me show you just how much I like them." Sayuka answers, drawing a knife, throwing it, and embedding it into your throat in one precise motion. The air in front of you explodes into a shower of red as you slump backwards onto the hallway floor.

"oh hell." Sayuka mutters, rewinding time for the 42nd time today

I give up on this world already. Where's my jump in the lake option?

>>358144
>>358142
>>358122
>>358112
>>358111
>>358087
>>358064
>>358045
>>358038

Sure it has.

[x] I heard you like Knives

[X] Get wasted like it was June 1983

>>358283
Votes before the most recent entry don't count, knivesfag.

[x] Start singing "One More Time"

>>358283
Hey there slowpoke

autosage is now

>>358282
I see what you did there.

"... Some time." For a moment, she stops, and shakes her head before proceeding forwards. "Unlike yourself." There is a cutting edge to her voice. Seriously, what the shit? You SWEAR you just asked about the fucking kitchen. Fuck, she's screwing with you, isn't she? Damnit, Sakuya.


[ ] "Screw you, bitch."

[ ] "So anyways, I hear you're actually flat chested."

[ ] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

[ ] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

[ ] Genuflect

[ ] "You are a wonderful woman."

[ ] "Stop doing that!"

>>358305
[ ] "So anyways, I hear you're actually flat chested."

[ ] "So, when are we doing it in the kitchen?"

>>358305
[ ] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

[x] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

[ ] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

WHY NOT
TIME WILL JUST TURN BACK IF ITS A BAD END

[x] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

>>358305

[x] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

[x] "Screw you, bitch."

[x] "Stop doing that!"

>>358293
Explain yourself please, there are 9 votes for knives after >>358024 but GM continued with >>358172.

This does not make any sense at all.

[ ] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

[ ] "Stop doing that!"

[x] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

SHOW'EM YOUR WIT

>>358305

[X] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

[X] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

[ ] "So anyways, I hear you're actually flat chested."

[ ] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

ONE OF THESE.

[ ] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

[x] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

[X] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

[X] "Stop doing that!"

[x] "... Long day, huh?"

[ ] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

[x] "You are a wonderful woman."

[X] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

[x] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

>>358305
[ ] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

I was seriously THIS close to the bang you comment. THIS CLOSE.

>>358322
what the fuck does it matter at this point anyway

[X] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

[x] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

[x] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

>>358305

[ ] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

[ ] "Stop doing that!"

[x] "You are a wonderful woman." With sarcasm.

>>358311
>>358315
>>358319
>>358326
>>358328
>>358330
>>358331
Winner... For better or for worse.

For worse, mostly.

I'd prefer the sarcasm myself.

[ ] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

[X] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

We're so fucked.

[X] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

Damn HAX powers.

[x] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

[ ] "Screw you, bitch."

MIND FUCK BEGINS! Does that mean we're nearing the end?

[X] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

>>358353
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[ ] FALCON PUNCH

[ ] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

[X] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

DO IT FAGGOT !

[x] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

[X] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

>>358353
I suppose it's time for a preemptive [X] No.

>>358353
There goes our last continue. I swear everything is trying to prevent us from making it back to the gate.

>>358331
Wins? Oh god. what have I done.

[ ] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

[x] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

What, no remain silent option?

>>358353

he doesn't afraid of anything

HERE WE GO GUYS
THE MOMENT OF TRUTH

HOT DICKINGS
OR COLD STEEL

>>358322
Sakuya has the ability to play with time to a limited amount. Fucking bitch is dicking with us. That's it, I no longer am willing to put up with this crap from this bitch. I refuse any sort of Sakuya ending.

I feel Death a callin'.

>>358353
Forgive me, Meiling, but we must end this dream like men!

>>358305

[X] Alright, stop that. It's getting way too silly.

Oh well

SIKIEIKI END

Oh wait.
Anon is learning, unconsciously, time magic! But we can't control it yet, so we feel we are being mindfucked.
We need to fight with Sakuya, so we can free China!
"SAKUYA! THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME STOP!"

[X] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

If we have mindfuckalready let it end with a BANG!

Buwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[ ] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"

You know, the best part of the "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?" option is that she might slip up and say "... Some time."

Hot dickings time??

>>358418

This is why it has to end this damn loop.

.... Why didn't we pick genuflect?

>>358403
Hell no!

We visit Yuyuko while Shikieiki is thinking of our punishment, we show her our egg cooking skills, and she puts in a good word with the Yama.

Head Egg Chef End, here we come!

What a joke

[ ] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice

In before H-scene?

Maybe this time loop is happening because GM already wrote a H scene and he was forcing us to go through it.

>>358445
Nah, I don't see her doing that.

>>358403
Our worldly desires are still too great. We will have out Cirno/Keine/Mokou/China fivesome. Komachi cannot defeat us.

JESUS CHRIST THE FUCKING SUSPENSE

Unless there's a confirm choice...

Guys, It's been fun. GM, I'm honored to have played this with you. At least we're going out with a fucking bang.

>>358452
DREAM, ANON.
NOTHING WILL BE ACCOMPLISHED IF YOU DON'T DREAM.
IF SIMON DID NOT DREAM, WOULD HE HAVE DEFEATED THE ANTI-SPIRALS?

>>358445
Have you already forgotten the dream sequence?
Even if there were an H-scene, chances are it would either be quickly interrupted for or immediately followed by our horrific and painful death. Possibly involving the lake in some way.

>>358454
Don't forget Patchy after we get her that inhaler.

"No." She holds a hand to her face, covering a sly smile. "Before you ask, why YES, I -did- have a long day. No, you may not object, and you will listen because you also make a very good pincushion. I am going to tell you all about it. Did you know? An ice fairy tried to break into here earlier." Sakuya just tramples right over your free will. "Naturally, she was an intruder, so I had to handle her..."
Oh, no.
She did not just fucking touch the (9).


[ ] Nod and smile. Nod and smile

[ ] "... Oh, screw you, bitch."

[ ] Punch her

[ ] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

[ ] Sputter with rage

[ ] Remain silent.

>>358445

If this really is the case I will never use this name in any of GMs threads again.

I swear, ~ze.

Wow, I really wanted to see more....*


*Unless by a stroke of luck, we stays alive.

>>358461
Maybe she DOES want us to pierce her heavens with our drill!

>>358479
[x] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

>>358479
[ ] Nod and smile. Nod and smile

[ ] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"
[ ] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"
[ ] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

[ ] Nod and smile. Nod and smile

>>358457

It was nice knowing us Anon.

[x] Nod and smile. Nod and smile

[ ] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

Time for a new thread GM

[ ] Nod and smile. Nod and smile

[ ] Nod and smile. Nod and smile

don't wanna die

[ ] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

[x] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

FUCK

[x] Remain silent.
Let's hear the rest of this before we do anything rash, hm?

>>358479
[X] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

FUCKING SAKUYA.

>>358479
[ ] "... Oh, screw you, bitch."

[x] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

[x] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"
Also autosage, better get a new thread.

>>358479

[x] Sputter with rage

.... Sakuya, that's it. You're fucking dead before we leave this mansion. Special powers or not, we're fucking killing you. GM, I would love some Power Armor and a Thunder Hammer, we're gonna need it.

[ ] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

fuck this bitch

[ ] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

[X] Nod and smile. Nod and smile

ANY OTHER CHOICE = DEATH IMMINENT

Rescue ⑨ and convince China to run away with us. Sounds like a plan!

[X] Nod and smile. Nod and smile

HAR HAR

[X] Remain silent.

Suddenly, I find myself missing Flandre.

We can't die anyway, since we are -still- Remi's guest. We are probably going to lose a finger or an ear after this choice, but we aren't going to die.
Unless we try to rape the maids.
Or the lake evolves and floods SDM.

[x] nod and smile.

If she beat the strongest, then it's best not to anger her.

[X] Just as planned

[X] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

nocturnal illusions flashback. instead of a h scene you get a groundhog day effect

>>358479
My dreams are shattered.

>>358479

What a pity, ~ze.

[X] Nod and smile. Nod and smile

I want to read a Cirno torture scene, because female writers rule at torture scenes.
(Except Franz Kafka, his torture scenes where quite decent...)

>>358489
>>358492
>>358497
>>358506
>>358508
>>358511
>>358513
We have a winner. What the fuck did you do, exactly?

[X] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"
I like Sakuya, but even she can't get away with hurting Cirno!

[ ] Nod and smile. Nod and smile
Cirno is strongest, I'm sure she's perfectly fine. Of course, if she's not, there will be extreme violence of one sort or another.

[x] Nod and smile. Nod and smile

[x] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"
A PERFECTLY REASONABLE QUESTION

Time keeps moving, so slowly, slowly.

[ ] Punch her

BRIGHTOOO PAAAANCHU!

C'mon guys, she's obviously under orders not to kill us, so we have a pass here.

>>358479
[X] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

Disk read error.
Gensokyo Man must sleep.

Save slot 6?


[ ] Yes

[ ] No

[x] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

CIRUNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[X] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

>>358479

[ ] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

[X] "... Oh, screw you, bitch."

[x] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"

WHO
TOUCHED
MY
NINE

[ ] Sputter with rage

[ ] Yes

I fucking hate Sakuya now

>>358559
[No]
Save slot 1.

[X] Nod and smile. Nod and smile.

I WANT CIRNO DEAD ! PLZ LET US MURDER HER !

[x] Yes

WHY YOU LEAVE ANON IS SUSPENSE???

[X] Yes

Yup, I think it's about that time of night.

[x] Yes
Better get some rescue mission tomorrow, no one screws with our ride.

I vote that we Brighto panchu her at some point. bitch deserves it.

>>358559
Oh.
So do I.
[x] Yes! But with Captain Falcon's voice.

[ ] Yes

Good timing, now I can go enjoy the Alice RP thread.

Whatever happens, Anon, I would just like to remind you that as the ones who decided to come back to this place in the first place, anything and everything that has happened up to this point and will continue to happen has been entirely your own fault. Every misfortune that has befallen you and anyone you have come to care about, everyone who has gotten hurt or will get hurt, all of it is on your head.

So, anyone up for a swim?

>>358559
[X] No

CRAP THREAD WAS CRAP.
Let's redo this and ask about the pads next time.

>>358559
[X] Yes

Anonymous must sleep, as well.

[x] Nod and smile.
It's bad to jump to conclusions, even if things sound quite bad.

[X] Yes

Good night, GM.

[X] Yes, after Bright Punching Sayuka. that bitch.

[x] Yes

Watching animu is tough when I have to spam F5 every three minutes.

Wait, why would she take us to the kitchen to tell us she beat Cirno?


aww nawww

>>358559
Yes.

Anonymous, you do realize that we have no choice now, right? We have to kill Sakuya. She just hurt our (9). That... bitch... is now our mortal enemy. We need to go Nanaya/Garcher/Emperor's Champion/Grey Knight/Khorne Berserker/Frenzied Berserker on her ass.

[x] Sputter with rage

I AM IN DESPAIR

THE CLIFFHANGER ABOUT THE ⑨ HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR

[ ] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"
BITCH I'LL OPEN THE GATES OF BABYLON IN YOU ASS IF YOU DID ANYTHING TO HER!!

FUUUUUUUUUUCK!

IT WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET INTERESTING, TOO!

...
[x] Yes

>>358583
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

>>358593

Cirno is the new SDM refrigerator. Habeeb it.

Remember anons, fairies cannot die.

>>358607 ON YOUR
i fix

4pm tomorrow?

When will you come back GM?

>>358629
seven minutes

http://www.pooshlmer.com/touhouwiki/index.php/Perfect_Memento:_Encyclopedia:_Fairy
>an individual fairy is short-lived(*1), but they immediately resurrect in the same shape.
>1: Fairy life differs from that of humans, so it is a mistake to say that they are short-lived.

On one hand, Cirno can't be killed.

On the other, neither could Mai-chan.

CIRNO DIED,
ANON CRIED

Gentlemen, lulz are over. The awesome and manliness begin next game!

>>358622
so instead of dead, she is captured. probably pinned under glass somewhere like a bug.

The time for politics is over. the time for the smacking of bitches is now.

>>358642
>On the other, neither could Mai-chan.
;_;

>>358665
Only smacking of bitches is going to be the smacking of anon's penis into Sakuya's vagina.

>>358642
OH GOD NO, CIRNO IS GOING TO BECOME ONE WITH THE LAKE

She's fucking with us. She wants us mad, angry, frustrated... That's not a bad thing, though. We've been a dick, and our presence in SDM is a nasty reminder to her that she failed to keep someone out. She's making us squirm because it's pretty obvious where our weak spot is and we're completely out of any conceivable realm of safety. It's debatable as to whether this is worse than having her shiv us and dump the body in the lake.

My hat is off to GM for this characterization of Sakuya. In my mind well conceived fanon is as good as canon when it comes to Touhou, and this offers another perspective to the maid.

>>358648
Then I can say this with pride.

See you next time, Space Cowboy.

She is gonna keep Cirno hostage and make us go on a quest!

That was confusing.

Sakuya leads you into the kitchen for the cook-off. Win and you get Cirno back, lose and your blood is forfeit.

After nervous preparation, you are at the greased skillet, trembling, ready to crack the eggshell on the edge of the pan, when unfamiliar words spring unbidden from the depths of your mind:

"I am the bone of my skillet...."

Anon needs to getsum HAX now

>>358740
YES. UNLIMITED EGG WOKS~

Sakuya is really such a nasty, tsundere bitch? I didn't get that kind of impression from the games.

>>358695

Agreed. Fucking with Sakuya was/is the most entertaining part of SDM.

>>358757
What dere? Do you know what words mean?

>>358757
Read the stuff on the wiki about her, and the stuff in Ah.. perfect momento, I think. It portrays her as being exceedingly cold.

Fuck! YWUIG has just taken a turn to awesomeness. We have to rescue Cirno from a time controlling, knife throwing maid that hates our guts and we only have the power to cook eggs. Cannot... wait... for next thread...

>>She's making us squirm because it's pretty obvious where our weak spot is and we're completely out of any conceivable realm of safety.

Really? I would swear it was because she's a sadistic and frigid bitch.

>>358757
yep read up

>>358757

Going by Perfect Memento and her conversation with Siki in PoFV, she's cold as ice.

4pm 4pm 4pm 4pm 4pm 4pm 4pm...............

Well this is the perfect time to get some VN Protagonist quality HAX.

>>358085
FUCK, what is this from

>>358871
It's called the thing that patchy gave us. Too bad it'll do 2 things to sakuya. Jack and Shit.

>>358912
Cromartie