/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35749722
This thread is better

>>35749722
Inb4 the discordfags show up

>>35753928
Bruh this so much

Let me guess. The culprit is someone called Suya, from Shannons Susomething and Kannons yasomething names? His/hers goals is to kill everyone because he/she fell love with Battler and wants to make Battler the family heir. However rules of succession mean that every adult and child until Battler and Maria have to be offed.

Genji is against the plot
Kumasawa is in kahoots
Gohda doesn't know about it
Shannons death in EP1 is explained by a false body and a ring, George didn't confirm her identity
Kanon faked his own death

>>35761747
And Battlers sin is just leaving that girl alone. Shannons love wasn't said in Red. Kannons love wasn't said in Red.

She/he only loves Battler

>>35761747
The killer's actually a Turkish man named Gimbo who's the long lost brother of battler
Rudolf is the long lost prince of eygpt

>>35761771
>>35761747
And what? Beato was born because Battler saw her imagine in the study and then passed that to Maria? Big portrait came later explaining how Battler could give birth to Beato. She/her realized it was battlers ideal gf and started emulating beato


Did I guess/detective worked everything?

A cutie

I AM SO SICK OF LIVING IN THIS WORLD
WHERE IS MY EUA
WHERE IS MY CHEATING GAME CLUB FULL OF CUTE MANIPULATIVE EVIL MURDEROUS GIRLS
WHERE IS MY CUTE LITTLE RIKA-CHAN WHO GIVE ME NIPAHS WHENEVER I'M SAD
WHERE IS MY RENA GF WHO TO LURE ME TO HER SECRET HIDEOUT TO CHOKE ME TO DEATH AND CHOP MY BODY UP WITH AN AXE
WHERE IS MY GREEN YAKUZA TWIN GF WHO I'M ALWAYS ON EDGE AROUND BECAUSE OF HOW EASILY SHE COULD BLOW MY HEAD OFF IN BROAD DAY AND NOT GET IN TROUBLE FOR IT
WHERE IS MY SATOKO RAPIST GF WHO SNUCK INTO MY ROOM AND INJECTS ME WITH HORNY SEDATIVES SO SHE COULD FORCEFULLY EXTRACT MY LIFE FLUIDS
WHERE IS MY TAKANO WHO WILL ALSO BLOW MY HEAD OFF WITHOUT GETTING IN TROUBLE FOR IT BUT AT LEAST GET NAKED IN THIGH HIGHS AND RIDE ME FIRST
WHERE IS MY HANYUUWIFEGOAT AND HER CUTE LITTLE AUAU~S WHILE I DESTROY HER LITTLE HANYUU PUSSY
ISEKAI ME TO HINAMIZAWA RIGHT NOW
RIGHT FUCKING NOW
FUCK THIS PLACE
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
WHY ARE WE HERE
JUST TO SUFFER
EUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>35764137
UPVOTED NEWFRIEND!!!!

>>35761991
Based!

>>35764144
I DON'T WANT YOUR UPVOTES NIGGER I WANT RIKA TO SIT ON MY FACE AND SHARD ME DAMMIT

>>35764137
They're waiting for you, anon.

>>35764137
There is but one way for you to continue, anon. You must become a creator witch yourself, like those who wished for a better life before you. Only then, through your own power, will you be able to have what you wish. Kihihihi!

>>35764229
I HAVE TO MAKE MY OWN "WHEN THEY CRY" INSTALLMENT???
WHAT IF I FUCK UP AND EUA'S HORNS ARE THE WRONG COLOR
WHAT IF I GET THERE AND IT'S ONLY SHION?
WHAT IF RIKA AND SATOKO ARE THE SAME NIPAH?
WHAT IF I MAKE HANYUU TOO POWERFUL?

>>35764258
You must have confidence! If you have that, and with your love for those characters, you will never make an error!

>>35764170
Sorry anon, But little girls don't exist in the real world!

>>35764349
I hate little girls
I love Rika

Sad pictures of Satoko make me feel so conflicted.
Do I save it because it's a well-drawn Satoko that might get deleted later? Or do I let it pass by because I don't like seeing her like this?

>>35764650
Seclude them within their own little folder, and then you won't have to think about them or see them on accident unless you're prepared.

Giant Centitoko infestation

>>35764713

>>35764783
Now imagine that each of those heads is attached to a wriggly 50 foot long lolipede body.
Terrifying.

>>35764793
>lolipede
explain

>>35764807
A literal cuterori but as a centipede. A lolipede.

>>35764807
This, I just came over from /a/

Imagine being Miyao and waking up from the simulation, only to find that the world outside is filled with thousands of Vier clones, who stand around babbling schizo nonsense to each other. You could watch one nutty philoso-conspiracy make its way from one side of the room to another as each Vier adds their own random little take on it before ranting about it to the next. Eventually you might try getting their attention or making them stop but they would just ignore you at best or integrate whatever you said into their ravings at worst.

cicadas no cry when ni

blonde cicada cries when no nii nii

Which is it? Meow or Battler?

>>35764557
Well duh, Rika is a hundred-something year old hag.

>>35764650
pussy.

>>35765153
she needs it bad anon, and she doesn't care how she gets it

angeltoko and deviltoko

Goodnight bros, Tomorrow let's shitpost together!

>>35765180
Needs what?

>>35765185
discordfags BTFO

>>35765194
THIS SO MUCH THIS!!!!!

>>35765184
Wifetical Sextoko

>>35765180
Even...

>>35765193
you know... "it"

Do you guys ever re-read the VNs or is it a one and done deal for you

>>35765212

>>35765206
isn't Rika canoncially the shrine "relief girl" or something?

>>35765212
Rika... just tell me what you want... I don't understand...

>>35765213
I've read Higu and Umi in their entirety twice. The second time was when the voice patch came out.

>>35765224
>he hasn't read Nekonakadashi-hen

>>35765232
unzip it anon

>>35765251
>he hasn't read Rorikowashi-hen

>>35765260
I don't trust you, Rika. I don't feel safe unzipping anything.

I need 10 good men to follow me to the timeline where they kept making Higurashi Outbreak.

>>35765326
>they kept making Higurashi Outbreak.
what does that mean?

>>35765326
Do I get a cute cicada gf out of the deal?

>>35765326
Count me in

>>35765326
Lets do it.

You first buckaroo

waggah aroojee

>>35765326
LET'S FUCKING GO!!

>>35765326
Is that the one where the twins eat sweets off each other?

lmao

There's something unnerving about this Satoko.

>>35765497
Kimetsu no Yaiba eyes

お尻に沙都子の注射が

I love my wife

>>35765574
based I love my wife too!

MYWIFENYUU
IF
SHE
REALNYUU

Don't tell me Battlers escape from the closed room is something simple as:
>unscrewing the chain lock
>just cutting the tape since chain would still be set but not connected
>setting the tape from outside, not the chain
>washing himself down the toilet
>one of the characters being delusion a la Kinzo, leaving room for extra person.
I don't remember if Battlers presence in the room was originally claimed in red.

Then there's the definition of "everyone" being in the other room. Playing dead excluded one from said definition, can't one extra person still be outside?

>>35765757
It's both more complicated and way, way dumber than you think.
Think about who might have been playing dead in previous games. Do any names stand out in particular? Is there anyone who seems to die according to certain rules or whose death is odd somehow? Someone whose body was never seen, maybe?

>>35765800
What? You suppose Kinzo is in the room instead? Sure, if the red text would claim that the head is there then it would work but isn't there only one Battler?

>>35765817
Think about episode 1, or episode 4 for that matter.
What did you notice about certain deaths? Was there anything one person might have been able to do that they claimed to be the work of someone else?

>>35765847
Kannon? Shannon? Shannon is in the room with George, Kanon is who knows where so in the room with "everyone else"

>>35765903
You're getting warmer.
Think of the dumbest possible solution to this problem using those two.

>>35765906
If one of them is dead at the start of the game then that creates space for a unknown individual to save Battler. What? Do we just assume Kanon or Shannon are delusions a la Kinzo? That line of thought could apply to anyone

>>35765951
Dumber. The kind of thing a total hack would write.

>>35765958
Well that's fucking stupid. Sure, they're always killed together but in dialogue different characters reply to both same time

>>35766040
You didn't look it up, did you?

>>35766056
To be honest, I heard of it but didn't actually want to believe it. Then again the duel makes it all too obvious even without that

>>35766100
Do you see how Battler escaped the room now?

Lingji's name was originally inaccurately romanized as "Lingzhen", likely due to the Japanese wikitionary wrongly listing that as a reading of the second character (姫). This was fixed by the time of the second demo.
Her name means "bell princess", both in Chinese and Japanese.
In the Japanese version, her name read as "Ryuu Rinji", based on the furigana. Some fans calls her "Suzuhime" or "Suzuki", as that's how her name read in Japanese.
Her way of speaking bears a resemblance to Satoko Houjou from Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, as she speaks politely and ends her sentences with "wa" (わ). That's also how stereotypical "ojou" characters speak in anime, as Lingji was born in a wealthy family.
In chapter 3, she addresses Miyao as "Miyao-san" at first, but soon drops the honorific. The English version translates that part as "Second Lieutenant Miyao" instead.

>She is Satoko

Is Rika just fucking stupid compared to Satoko? Satokos actions are way more rational than Rikas so far, for example why has Rika never attempted to win the lottery like Teppei and Satoko did in the recent episode? If i could loop in time that would be the first thing I would try.

>>35766309
>Is Rika just fucking stupid
Yes.

>>35766309
>Is Rika just fucking stupid compared to Satoko?
No Rika tries literally everything at her disposal to come to a happy end and still ends up killed with or without her friends.

HIGURASHI SOSTU SOLUTION BY ITALIANON

>>35766309
It's known she's a dumb meeper. She couldn't do dick to inject either Shion or Rena. Speaking of Rena, she pretty much gave up right there and was a cunt about it. The defective article known as Hanyuu gave her a resource and she suffered for a long time, along with 2000 people dying every fragment, because she took things for granted.

She was able to catch Satoko at the last minute, and she probably only had a suspicion because of how Satoko acted in the last fragment. If Satoko didn't approach her that way, who knows. Maybe she wouldn't ever find out. Satoko could even have intentionally revealed herself to Rika too.

Good morning fellow Angelovers. Let's make today our bitch and get that bread!

>>35766841
Furuzaki Renanyuutoko

>>35766841
My nipah hurts looking at this

>>35766877
kek

>>35749722

>>35767002

>>35766309
That’s horse racing that they win. Regardless what use would that have for Rika? How would it stop her getting killed?
Satoko is only doing it to get money for a gun anyway. They are not looping for fun, they have an end goal they are trying to accomplish.

>>35766841
When they really cry.

>>35754959
I get it.

Give me your spiritual power in order to summon Ciconia phase 2! And perhaps even an Umineko anime.

>>35767887
I give my spiritual power to the opposite goals!! Ciconia phase 2 will never come out, nor will there be a Umineko anime.

>>35767892
Stop using a Battler sprite for such evil deeds, you don't deserve him!

>>35766841
hello police ?

>>35767959
Did you really call the police over a 4chan shitpost? Schizo.

>>35767973
Yes

>>35767975

Satoko's big breasts in my mouth!

Satoko's warm sweet chest fluid in my mouth!

Rika's smooth thighs wrapped around my head while she pees in my mouth!

My favorite female bodily fluid is tears. I wish I could lick the tears of Featherine, as impossible of a request that is.

Satoko's ***** **** ******* *** *** * *** *** ** ** ****, ******* *** **** *** *********!

Rena's muscular girl hands strangling me to death while I cum harder than I've ever in my life!

Single mom Rena

>>35768185
Never because I would take responsibility

So, regarding this scene, what do you think?

>>35767002
Whats up and ALL of these bitches needing glasses these days? They act illiterate as fuck and get autisticly close to the page.

>>35765342
No just the sense of pride and accomplishment

>>35768224
She either thinks that Rika is plotting something with Keiichi or she is realizing that her plan is going to shit because Rika was supposed to fall in despair watching her friends die, she wasn't supposed to die first.

>>35768224
I think Satoko SUCKS

>>35768224
That's the murderous look she gives after dropping a silent fart in class and you're the only one aware of it because of the smell and she's begging you not to say anything or else you're getting stabbed with a pencil direclty through the eyeball. Fucking hot.

>>35768277
RIKA'S PUSSY

Boy I can't wait til Satokoroshi

>>35768293
Imagine you and Satoko fighting for Rika's pussy like a couple of hungry newborn pups

>>35768224
Satoko is just throwing shit about, similar to what she did to Rena during pic related.

>>35768321
I want to ring her neck right here

>>35768271
It could be that
It could be she just wants to throw people off
It could be she's genuinely confused even though she clearly injected Mion and she's seeing K1 get a little bit too jumpy for someone sane
If she knows Rika is dead, there's no reason for her to stay.

>>35768355
>If she knows Rika is dead, there's no reason for her to stay.
Not that she knows, but that she suspects that something is wrong. That's why she goes to the Sonozaki mansion, to confirm it.

>>35768355
>If she knows Rika is dead, there's no reason for her to stay.
During the search for Rika, Satoko is staring right at the septic tank. I think she knows that Rika is dead but wants to confirm it? I don't know why else she would stay any longer.

>>35768377
I want to shove my face up Rena's skirt and then be assaulted and raped by her

>>35768367
I'm wondering why Mion says "their minion's here" when that occurs.

>>35768428
Who knows. I think that this scene from Ooishi is from that moment, so maybe the police? Maybe it's the Banken? Maybe the minions is just Satoko?

>>35768455
Since it's one person (and she has to greet her "guest") maybe it is either Ooishi or Satoko. What I don't understand is whose minion would Satoko be in her mind. Another thing being weird is the police outside all the while Satoko is getting in there and confronting her.

>>35768482
Did her original Japanese line actually specify a quantity?
Given the natural of Japanese plurality, it's entirely possible that the translator just made an assumption that it's only a single invader, which may or may not be correct.

>>35768536
I don't know. Maybe it was a mistake, but done twice.

>>35768548
In the manga she supposedly says this.

I really doubt that Mion went into the finale fully intending to fight Satoko, at the very least.
Oni was easy to solve, but even there the deaths of Satoko and Rika remained unclear until the PV gave a definitive answer, so it's likely that even though Wata appears to be going into a really predictable direction too, the final episode will still have some surprises left for us.
Plus, just prior to her picking up the revolver, Mion was talking about the village's spirit of community had grown warped and how much it hurt Satoko and her family, with her stated goal putting an end to those responsible for the "curse". I can't really imagine her gleefully hunting down the girl she was so sympathetic towards just moments before, even if she's convinced that Rika had since turned her into a pawn of the Three Families.

>>35768367
>>35768377
Thinking about it, Satoko going to the Sonozaki mansion might just be a result of the same curiosity that led her to inject Mion. She already knows Rika is dead, but wants to know all about what happened when Mion went L5!

>>35768774
>Satoko going to the Sonozaki mansion might just be a result of the same curiosity that led her to inject Mion
That might be possible. At some point Mion is pointing the gun at Satoko, but she didn't kill Satoko.

>>35765497
Seems like it.

>>35768224
My cute little needy imouto can't be this handsome!

>>35764650
Save them, of course. Take in the whole emotional rollercoaster, just as you do with Ryuukishi's works. Experience both the good and bad emotions to their fullest, don't avoid them. Enjoy being able to feel. At least that's what do I. I'm dead inside otherwise.

>>35765326
It's not a good timeline. The zombie apocalypse stuff was an okay offshoot, but Outbreak gets stupid quickly.

Imagine Hanyuu. Pretty bad, right? Now imagine there are MORE 'goddesses' like her. That's where Outbreak goes.

>>35766309
There is something that i don't get.
Rika can loop when she dies, and always goes to a different loop. But Satoko can loop as many times she wants, without dying, in the same loop. Did i get this right?

I heard the teaser was released, but when can we expect phase 2 proper?
Is Ryukishi even confirmed to be working on it or was this just to show that it "isn't canceled"

>>35766309
Meepers gonna meep.

I wouldn't say the main difference between Rika and Satoko as loopers is that "rika is dumb". That's true but it's too vague and misleading, it completely misses the WHY she acts stupid, WHY she is so passive.

The difference (and Rika's problem) is that their loci of control are polar opposites. Rika's locus of control is strongly external, while Satoko's locus of control is strongly internal. Rika believes in fate and her own powerlessness. Satoko believes she can control anything with her own actions. Even in real life, people with more internal than external LoC are more successful, it's no surprise this difference in mindset would be the same for loopers when they're polar opposites of each other. Another way, a really fucking cringy and dumb way, to explain this would be "miracles vs certainty", though that is misleading. Rika might as well believe in "certainty", a certainty that is controlled by external factors. And likewise, Satoko might as well believe in "miracles", ones that she can make happen. Ryuukishi's trying too hard to force unfitting umishit in but I digress.

Besides, Satoko's situation compared to what Rika had is completely different.
Rika was thrown into her loops blind with a fucking useless dumb goat as her sponsor, desperately trying to just survive without much of an idea what's going on.
Meanwhile Satoko is just playing a fun game with full knowledge of the game mechanics and she's got a superpowered mommy goddess giving her whatever powers she asks for.
Imagine if Rika had Eua and Satoko had to cope with Hanyuu.

>>35769022
>Did i get this right?
No

>>35769287
>human looper
>literal cat looper
>ThEYre JSut Lieake Usss

Okay buddy retard discordfag

>>35769287
I feel like even with Hanyuu and without all the extra knowledge, Satoko would still be a much better looper than Rika. It's overkill giving her Eua and all the extra knowledge.

>>35769095
>but when can we expect phase 2 proper?
Never.

Hanyuu has nuclear physics degree

>>35768355
>If she knows Rika is dead, there's no reason for her to stay.
Sure there is, to observe L5 Mion for a while and satisfy her and Eua's curiosity about what she'll be like. Just cause Rika was stupid and died early doesn't mean she gets to spoil the fun.

Witch Rena in phase 2

>>35769095
>I heard the teaser was released
I'm gonna need a soource of that

>>35769022
No, you still have to die to loop. Satoko just has better powers than Rika. If she dies before Rika, she resets to the same fragment (not a random ones like Rika). If she dies shortly after Rika dies, they both travel to the next fragment (presumably a random one). It's not stated what happens if Satoko stays in a fragment where Rika has died for a long time, probably because there's no point.

Satoko can loop but can she also poop ?

>>35768836
From the location of the blood spatter in the manga, at least, it looks like Mion was shot in the forehead and Satoko was shot in the temple (she shot herself).

Satokp shoot

>>35769403
Shooting inside Satoko at full force.

>>35769353
>to observe L5 Mion for a while and satisfy her and Eua's curiosity
During episode 4 of Sotsu we can see that Eua and Satoko watching Rika's conversation with Hanyuu via a fragment. Can they also see everything else that occurs in Hinamizawa? Similar to what appears to happen when Satoko watches Rika's 100 years spent in Hinamizawa? If so then would Satoko have to stay in the fragment to satisfy their curiosity if her and Eua can see everything that happens anyway?

satoko foot

Shooting a full-power load inside Satoko's ****.

>>35769460
inside my mouth

My room is perfectly clean so Satoko can't get angry at me. It's clean because I have nothing in it except a bed and a computer. I haven't added anything else into this room in the last ten years.

Director Satoko.

>>35769287
Also, I feel that Gou has changed Satoko's characterization in this regard somewhat. Mostly after she saw Rika's 100 years.

Rika's locus of control was always extremely external--unmei saikoro muh friends blah blah--it was a key point of her character.

But Satoko? She had moments of extremely strong will, but those were never specifically about her locus of control. In fact, it might've seemed like the opposite of it at times. But Satoko's problem of not asking for outside help is not related to LoC. Having the mindset of being able to control your own fate doesn't mean doing everything yourself. It means the will to achieve that control by whatever means necessary. So in this sense Ryuukishi's old polar opposite characterizations of Rika and Satoko didn't perfectly fit the concept of loci of control, it was more like "have your friends do everything for you" vs "do everything yourself"

>>35769564
JAV Director Satoko

>>35769394
Cute girls don't poop.
Loopers don't poop.

Satoko certainly doesn't poop and you can't prove me wrong.

>>35769582
But Rika poops, and Satoko remembers fondly going to the bathroom with Rika to smell her poops, so surely Satoko would poop too

I definitely have more of a meeper mentality now that I really think about it. I haven't honestly believed that I can accomplish anything my entire life.

>>35769599
this is demonstrably false

>>35769585
Why is she so goddamn HANDSOME?
This is not a word I would ever have expected to use to describe Satoko.

>>35769599
There is NO proof of either of them ever pooping.
Not in writing nor in any audio/visual medium.

Sex with Satoko.

SEX WITH SATOKO.

>>35769532
>not leaving your room slightly messy so she can cutely scold you for it

SAT WITH SEXOKO

SATOKO RAPING ME

OKO WITH SATSEX

90% of you didn't care about Satokp before Gou

>>35769738
ANON BEING BASED

Satoko's penis?

>>35769633
but there's a proof that poop exist in Higurashi
why wouldn't them poop as well?

>>35769803
septic tank

>>35769781
She doesn't have one sorry

>>35769768
I don't even mind those 90%. It's great that Satoko is now more loved than ever.

It's funny, a decade ago it was all about Rikaposting and there I was trying to push for more Satoko.
Now I find myself defending Rika when people are being mean to her.

It may take another decade before the majority realizes that the right thing is not Satoko or Rika, it's Satoko AND Rika.

>>35769633
Why else would Rika invite Satoko to go with her to the bathroom at night? To pee? What would be memorable about Rika peeing for Satoko? The only memorable part would be the noise, which its doubtful that would leave a lasting impression on someone. Satoko still remembers the event, it must have been uncomfortable at worst and enjoyable at best, the exact type of event that would happen if Rika was dropping a heavy load of turd in that bathroom and the overwhelming smell leaked out.
Also, both Satoko and Rika have a butt. Why else would they have big fat butts if not to squeeze out poops from? It is the essence of being a human to have a butt, and within the crater of that butt the existence of an anus. This is the mark of shame which all human beings are cursed with, and Rika and Satoko, as human beings, are no exception to this.

>>35769825
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>35769095
>I heard the teaser was released
when?

>>35769853
>Why else would Rika invite Satoko to go with her to the bathroom at night?
To ********te together.

Rika a slut.

Rika's golden shower

>>35769882
Proof?

>>35769825
Only in very specific fragments

Sex with Satoko while Rika's pooping and calling her from the bathroom

>>35769898
If you want that kind of thing so bad just make Satoshi crossdress and put on some makeup, it's close enough.

Sex with Rika while she's pooping and Satoko is outside the bathroom

Wouldn't Rikhrist make more sense than Rikachrist? Rena is a fucking retard for not thinking of this.

>>35770015

>>35769936
Satoshi will never be a woman, and that's a good thing.

>>35770041
It has to have the same number of syllables as "antichrist."

>>35769936
>close enough
No way in hell. Satoshi's body is actually quite manly for his age, in contrast with his gentle and soft-spoken personality.

>>35769936
Retard. I'm not into men, I'm into girls with dicks.

>>35770015
This but anal sex

Satochrist

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/91367076
>I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna get it! Damn it! Satsuko, I'm sorry about the crab scissors!
New phenomenom: Jap artists machine translating their commentaries, so now nobody has a clue what they were trying to say.

>>35770077
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>>35770124
apuapuapuapuapuapuapuapua

The closest I ever got to having friends was reading a VN about kids killing each other

>>35770108
It's a shame to lose what they actually meant to say, but some of the shit that comes out of the translator just makes it funny enough I don't mind so much. It's not like they often have much of interest to say anyway, although it is irritating when they decide to write half of the story of the image in the description, since now understanding their true intent, the full story they made for the image becomes impossible.

Just fapped to Lambda.
I forgot to grab a tissue so I jizzed my pants.

>>35770108
Crab scissors, you say?

Happy halloween, Mario!

>>35770347
Yeah. Literally.

I'm not any wiser after reading the image. It really says カニバサミ. Crab scissors.
https://search.rakuten.co.jp/search/mall/カニバサミ/

>>35770347
Why is Rika's dress always about to fall off?
You could see her entire chest if you stood next to her in that picture.

>>35770434
She always wears too big and loosely fitting clothes. Even in Lucia, as you can see here.

That's how life is when you're a skinny meeper. For some reason most clothes are made for bodies of average or higher bulk.

I **** the Meeperchrist

>>35770529
bone

Swear to god Rika-chan wear some goddamn underwear

>>35770544
She likes the idea of someone accidentally seeing her.

kana kana kana kana kana kana kana kana kana kana kana kana kana kana kana kana kana kana kana kana kana kana kana kana kana kana kana kana?

>>35770586
Right, accidentally

why Umineko manga in Legend doesn't have chapter 19?

>>35770596
That's right. Intentionally letting someone see her lewd parts would be slutty, and obviously shrine maidens can't be sluts. Just walking around innocently, unaware of a sudden breeze making everything above her knees completely visible to passerby, on the other hand, is totally different. After all, she doesn't have any parents around to tell her how to dress properly and has a poor idea of when to give up personal comfort in favor of modesty. It's kind of tragic, really.

>>35770648
It's a clue you retard

>>35770663
It is tragic indeed. Oh well, I don't mind her not wearing any panties at all.

I want to pronebone the rikachama

>>35770134
Blublublublublib

I don't get the appeal of Rika in the slightest. I rate girls based on their motherliness and Rika has neither the body nor the mentality fit of a mother. I can't see any outcome but one where she dies alone without any kids.

>>35770729
I know, Satoko would be a great mother. Gallons of milk. Nice child bearing hips.

>>35770729
I see.

>>35770404
>It's coming out, it's coming out!!
>Oh shit! Satoko, stop squeezing me! (lit. stop using crab scissors)
>I gotta pull out! I'm gonna get you pregnant!
>Fuuuck!!
>Haa haa, I can't believe you did that
>you dirty girl training is done~ gehehe

>>35770666
I really don't get why and I already read the whole VN

>>35770729
She'll have my kids.

>>35770800
19 is an important number in Umineko

There are 12 people in the island

Of all the cicadas, Satoko might be the most loving mother to her children, but there's no question that Mion would produce the most offspring.

Umineko's lost 4.5 episode.

I'm not a Mionfag but I wish Mion was my mother. It would be very fun to have a mom like her.

>>35770809
holy shit I got it now

>>35770854
These subtitles would work better with the DEEN scene instead.

>>35770893
I cannot understand this language

Gomen asobase

>>35765497
>>35768857
You are encouraged to try coloring Satoko!

>>35770936
Fuck, I loved coloring back in my late teens. Why did I stop?

>>35770965
You grew up and your priorities changed!

>>35771031
>You grew up
I don't think I did unfortunately

>>35770912
But you can understand most of it just from the pictures!

They're watching something scary on TV, Satoko asks Rika if she wants to sleep under the same futon. Rika is scared too and agrees.
To Rika's great embarassment and annoyance, Hanyuu finds it adorable that Rika is scared of horrow shows.
Rika remains pissed off at Hanyuu after they go to bed.
Satoko thinks she's having a scary dream.

>>35770936

>>35771090
I see, I see

>>35749722

Satoko...

>>35771305
>>35771322
Kayone would NEVER

>>35771334
I don't think she'd give him a choice.

Satokp tadaima

>>35771573
rika... easy on the kimchi...

>>35761771
Neither Battler's nor "Beato's" love was stated in red either.

[red]Eua doesn't shave her armpits[/red]

>>35771654
Seems like she does.

>>35771654
Utter failure.

>>35771703
>Eua's hips

I wish I came out of Eua's vagina and was born with purple hair and maybe horns too

>>35771786
I wish I came into Eua's vagina

>>35771786
>>35771799
I wish you wouldn't be such obvious virgins.

Reminder that Eua hasn't canonically had sex but Hanyuu has

>>35771866
Yes I was the one who took Mywifenyuu's virginity and Eua is also my wife and she only lets me lick her feet

Eua is a smelly virgin NEET loser and too old to find a husband!

Honestly, I'm so fucking autistic that only a personality-changing bonk to the memory device could allow me to have sex. I imagine Eua isn't much different than me in this regard.

>>35771703
Could discuss good things.
But no. Armpits
You losers are losers.
Come 07th expansion general, try to remember what form you had.

>>35771881
She doesn't need a husband since she has a boy toy to play with.

Time for your vaccine anon!

>>35766841
>when chimeras cry

>>35771881
Why would so say such a terrible thing?

>>35772130
What's the best way to cheer up a crying Eua?

>>35772137
Giving her 4chan posts (You)s

>>35772153
She posts on 4chan??

>>35772137
Give her cream puffs, a massage and suggest you go rewatch fragment 127 of her 'Best of Satoko' collection.

Can someone make a desire edit of O MY RUBBER NEN ?

She's watching you when you sleep, you know.

meep

[red]Roses are red,[/red]
[purple]violets are blue,[/purple]
[blue]/07/th is dead,[blue]
[gold]and so are (You).[/gold]

[red]Roses are red,[/red]
[purple]violets are blue,[/purple]
[blue]/07/th is dead,[/blue]
[gold]and so are (You).[/gold]

Day 5 of praying for RGD adaptation.

>>35772390
what would that even say" just "oh desire?"

Euabros?

>>35772715
Finally some good news.
I’m glad it’s over and happy there was no more Ciconia.

>>35770936

>>35773116
Nice work, anon.

I went for a run. I didn't see Berncat this time. That made me sad. So I kept running and encountered various other animals, all running/flying as if following my lead. A roach, a lizard, a bat and a hedgehog. These animals all moved at a speed greater than my own relative to our body sizes and I marveled at that. I was contemplating the human condition through the lens of our speed compared to these animals when suddenly I passed by six or so cats. There was a woman with them. I was running so fast and was already sweating buckets, so I didn't get a clear image of her. All I have in my memory is a vague silhouette of a woman with a handful of cats around her. So perhaps that was Lady Bernkastel herself, manifesting in the real world. That thought entertained me as I picked up speed and rushed towards my destination to make this very post in the /07/th Expansion thread.

Piching Eua's ass while she turned around

>>35773116
Very cute, could be a character from Monogatari.

Pinching Eua's tits until she cries

Fishing Eua by catching her by the memory device horn device until she bites.

Patting Eua's head and giving her a hug after she comes home all sad from getting bullied by mean anons on /jp/

Complementing Eua'a ass

>>35771703
Her penis isnt shaved then

Two more days ShMionbros....

Mion or Shion?

>>35771927
I agree, we could be discussing feet.

Satoko's unprotected armpits

sneaking my hands into rika's hip vents

>>35773116
My wife!

>I smile every time Teppei is on screen.
>I was happy to notice his fang in the scene where he hugged Satoko at the race track.

Captcha: AG0NY
What did 4chan mean by this?

>>35773567
The agony of not being able to hug Satoko

>>35773384
Shion.

>>35773384
Shion

It’s all been downhill since Umineko episode 1.
Original Higurashi was good and that first Umineko episode has some solid character building and depth. Then everything deteriorated.

Young housewife Satoko.

Caption: Satoko's special home run training (?)

>>35773716
Screw the beer, I want to drink her.

>>35773739
I'd rather drink the beer and screw her.

>>35773750
I like the way you think

Ufopornotrice

Pornanjotrice

You think Rena formed crazy theories about what went on in Rokkenjima? Perhaps one of the fantasy goats from EP8 was her.

>>35773962
Great detective Rena figured it all out from EP1 alone.

So where's the porn of Rena getting kidnapped and raped by aliens? Do I have to pay a nip to draw it for me?

Rena getting fucked by someone who looks exactly like her but it's not her, how could it be

>>35773191
Your posts make me smile :) Keep on running bro!

>>35770878
This scene is hilarious because of how calmly she talks while her face moves in impossible ways and looks like she's roaring instead of talking.

Truly the most iconic DEEN scene.

Why is Rika so mean?

>>35770878
Watch it till the very end.

>>35774079
Maybe DEEN Keiichi is succumbing to the disease and sees her face all fucked up and distorted.

It makes sense, this is the arc where he has the most reasons to be paranoid, since he broke into the shrine and is being gaslit by Shion, and the ladder scene is also pretty creepy and out of nowhere from his perspective. Like, what the fuck is Mion screaming at me for? I'm gonna fall! Fall!

Why did the ACTUAL tranny translator use "big brudder" instead of something less ridiculous like "big bro" or something?

AAHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME KEIICHI
THE ALIENS ARE REAL AND THEY'RE VIOLATING MY EVERY HOLE RIGHT NOW
I TOLD YOU SO, I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO

>>35774118
The motivations of the mentally ill are a mystery.

>>35773989
>kidnapped and raped
Fool, she's gotta be abducted and anal probed. It's more dehumanizing if the aliens shove sophisticated tubes up her anus to examine her like a pathetic animal.

Reminder that Romani from Zelda Majora's Mask is literally the only videogame character that has ever been canonically anal probed by aliens.

Kairi and Sora would fit right in with the multiple personality schizos in Ciconia. They've got two alters each.

I would fit right in Ciconia, me and my multiple personalities. And me too.

I want to fuck drawfag's cute OC

>>35774314
This one? >>35774290

>>35774345
The other one.

>>35774362
This one? >>35766841

Creating a fictional girl is no different than having a daughter. And yet Ryukishi is openly okay with his daughter Rika-chama being sexualized. Absurd! Ryukishi should be locked up for being such a terrible father.

god bless you tegaki poster

>>35774314
She is very cute, isn't she? Sasuga, tegakifag.

>>35774314
Lol you want to fuck a dude! Gay!

Instead of a lewd dakimakura, they should make a Satoko pillow like this.

/07th/ is dead...

>>35773729
it's kinda funny because i had the same though, but then i read the vn and satoko did the home run perfectly in the first place before looping

>>35775285
>DUDE SATOKO
DUDE /R/EDDIT

Cute family (?) photo.

>>35775351
I still can't believe they never fucked

#北条沙都子好きな顔選手権2021 has been pretty fun to watch. Most people are voting for one of her crazy witch expressions, with the most recent episode proving fairly popular. My personal vote is for her cardiac arrest-provoking scene in episode 13, which is probably the most popular choice besides the various witchmodo Satoko faces.

>>35773116
I like your twitter. Simple and to the point.

T-Teppei?

>>35775109
Sure, but that was because Keiichi convinced Kameda to throw the match by tossing Satoko an extremely straightforward ball that a decent hitter would be able to capitalize on.
The real mystery of Tatariakishi is whether Satoko grew into enough of a wordsmith to convince him by herself, or if she increased her abilities at baseball enough to match the ace of Ooshima head-on.
Either way, Rika is pretty stupid not to notice any of this.

>>35775404
I honestly couldn't decide on a single face. I couldn't even choose the best one from any single episode, let alone all of Gou.

>>35775466
If Rika wasn't stupid, none of this shit would have happened in the first place. Her retardation is what keeps the series alive.

>>35775466
I think it's the latter.

I'm hoping they don't have to show a whole episode of Satoko training for that match. I feel not everything has to be explained thoroughly.

>>35775680
I would think at most it shouldn't take any longer than her gun training montage.

>>35775680
I don't see why they would, it's a minor detail at best.

Traveling to the sea of fragments and delivering my heartfelt love confession to Eua as Satoko watches with a confused expression!

Traveling to the sea of fragments and delivering my heartfelt love confession to Satoko as Eua watches with an amused expression!

Traveling to the sea of fragments and delivering my heartfelt love confession to myself as Eua and Satoko watch with exasperated expressions!

>>35775646
Imagine being an up-and-coming high school pitcher famous in the region and you end up getting your ass kicked by an elementary schooler from the boonies.
I don't think I'd ever be able to recover from such an humiliation.

Traveling to the sea of fragments and doing nothing in particular while Eua and Satoko watch with no particular expression!

Staying home. Not confessing to anyone. WTCs remain blissfully unaware of my existence.

>>35775991
Getting your ass kicked by an elementary school GIRL, no less! A rori! A literal cute!

>>35775466
>>35775646
Satoko obviously bribed him with her socks.

>>35776047
Satoko must have realized that winning so quickly at the card game and at baseball is suspicious, I wonder if that had anything to do with Rika figuring out Satoko.

>>35775997
Seems like the best option. I don't have the courage to confess my feelings like that, much less in front of a third party, or to a girl who could do freaky magic stuff to me if she turns me down.

>>35775498
>couldn't decide on a single face.
Nevermind, I take that back.

It's this one.

approaching Eua and kissing her

>>35776256
Wonder how she'd react.

I wonder how ryuukishi feels about the massive enthusiasm gap between Gou and Sotsu. There's still 11 episodes to go so maybe he's not worried about it.

>>35776292
What gap? Is Sotsu doing worse on streaming services or something?

>>35776314
I'm just pulling that out of my ass based on what I've seen on 4chin, it could be nothing.

>>35776319
lmao

>>35776319
Gross. Please put it back in.

I'm so fucking horny for old hags

>>35776365
Her neck is thinner than her wrists

>>35776462
and?

>>35776481
I thought that was interesting.

>>35776489
can we have sex

>>35776496
no we cannot

>>35776525
ok

>>35776496
yes we can

Imagine /07th/, but without the constand and neverending horniness.

>>35776542
to be horny is to be human.

>>35776542
Impossible.

>>35776542
There is no such fragment where this is true.

Still waiting for the point where all the club members to start getting permanent memory leaks of Satoko's suicides and they never leave this cute little suicide risk alone nor let her near any sharp or otherwise dangerous objects

>>35776542
That would be heaven...

>>35776658
Fragment where Satoko can't pull off any of her evil plans because the club is group cuddleraping her 24/7 and having a club sleepover every night so they can keep cuddling her even while unconscious.

>>35776691
All the while Rika is utterly confused (and slightly jealous) of Satoko's sudden popularity.

>>35776746
Well, it might work out for her in the end. If Satoko's too busy getting non consensually cuddled and Rika ends up joining in she might be satisfied enough to give up on her plans.

How does the tail attach?

>>35776824
Ask the /h/ fragment.

>>35774112
Good point, why doesn't K1 go batshit in 2/5?

>>35770878
What on earth did deen mean by this

>>35777068
Business. They mean business.

Am I the only one who realized that Knox is a clock?
>Her eyes are of same color as the clock we see during transition
>She carries two swords, one long and one short
>One of her arms is a tower which fits the theme of antique clock
>She has two keys on her cap, antique clocks usually require two keys
>She stopped aging after her father died. In otherwords stopped counting time after there was no one to wind her

I thought it was pretty obvious but I can't find anything on her wiki page

>>35777582
What does any of that do for the story?
Why wouldn't she just, you know, represent Knox's rules instead of a clock? If she did represent a clock, why not the bomb too? Does Knox have a lot to do with antique clocks?
It seems like you're seeing a connection in a passing similarity.

>>35777582
I never noticed that, Dlanor is such a great character!

The thread's dead, so no one will notice me posting sexy Takano.

>>35778243
80% droopy tacano