/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Do you let her to hug you?

Squeeze

I am going to turn my descendants into Jinkos

Correct me if I'm wrong. But is it around elves watch yourselves or was it, Dark Elves surrender to them?

>>35739377
Your descendants will have beans, anon

Your wight wife is the very epitome of elegance and nobility, a perfect lady, at least in public.
What weird/unladylike things does she do when she thinks no one (not even you) is looking or listening?
Does she spray whipped cream straight into her mouth?
Puts her panties on top of her head?
Have weird monologues with herself?
Laugh at fart sound videos on youtube?

god I just want to be a completely devoted rapeslave/househusband to a HUGE monster
begging for headpats and kisses after my pelvis is shattered

>>35739377
In other news local anon is having his 5th son with his jinko wife. We asked Mrs. anon how it feels not having a daughter to train and she roundhouse kicked our intern

MGE is reclining

>>35739467
Wich 2Hu is this

>>35739405
Just the way i want it to be

>>35739415
She likes to relax in nothing but a t-shirt, with messy hair and no makeup!

Ninjas keep eating out of my garden.

>>35739405
I submit. My bloodline is no match for big paws.

>>35739540
The fat hag one

>>35739676
That costume change made me think:
Do shogs understand the idea of farming/gardening? Since they can create things from their own body it must be weird to see things grow out of the ground.

>>35739823
Just because they don't need it doesn't mean they don't understand it. They're not retarded.

>>35739842
It would be novel then. The difference between buying bread and making it yourself. Different experience.

Playing sports with an amazon is just begging to get her worked up to rape you.

>>35739842
>They're not retarded.
Debatable

>>35739307
I've been manhandling caterpillars every day this week. Silly buggers keep trying to cross sidewalks and I can't trust them not to get trampled.

squish

>>35739344
I am not necessarily opposed to hugs, but I am rusty.

>>35739307
>smoking
oh god please no let's just drink instead

>>35739540
Chairhu.

>can't find the doujin about the demon lord who lives a secluded life with the shota hero and keeps wiping his memory everytime he remembers their past
feelsbadman

I will fill my bloodline with Jinko genes

>>35740155
I want a demon to taunt me about ending my bloodline when I cum inside of her. That all my daughters will be demons and there is nothing I can do to stop it.
To bad there's not too many things that cater to my fetish.

>>35740212
I'd be utterly content being a trace inside my monster wife's gene pool, as long as there's a way for me to watch from above after i'm gone so i can see how my now completely monsterized family line is doing.

>>35740239
If you get incubised, you'd probably get to see your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-granddaughters given enough time.

>>35740250
And it will all be the failures of other men to change the family, now floating in the veins of demon girls just like me

What is this "ending the bloodline" trend lately? Is it some crossboard meme?
All of You are aware that monster girls will be able to birth sons in next few years of MGE world, and even if You'd only have daughters, they would still be as much Yours, as they are Your wife's?

>>35740467
Just exploring a different fetish instead of having gazer general #9634, no need to feel threatened, anon

>>35740467
>What is this "ending the bloodline" trend lately?
For me it's just a fetish.
>All of You are aware that monster girls will be able to birth sons in next few years of MGE world
Kinda? I was getting the impression it was more along the 100+ years, but your point still stands.
> and even if You'd only have daughters, they would still be as much Yours, as they are Your wife's?
Again, just fetish. Hell, I'd love it if my wife just did as a thing in the bed room as a sort of impregnation play.

>>35740478
>no need to feel threatened, anon
I just want to know where it came from? "Ending" something kinda smells like /tg/

>>35740498
It came from my dick anon, it makes me hard

>>35740506
>It came from my dick anon
Don't let the monsters hear that.

>>35740522
Maybe that's the plan all along

>>35740498
I got the impression that they were from some kind of cukold/humiliation community

>>35740478
>gazer general
I for one welcome our new eye-stalked overlords

>>35740560
Well I got it from a mix of my fetishes for impregnation and evil demon girls.

>>35740593
I mean You shouldn't be mad we're distrustful. This trope has been a thing ITT for a long time, but it was always "evil monster wants to end hero bloodline but ends up being a happy wife instead".
This "I want my wife to end my genes" stuff just roused up my gatekeeping senses, that's all. It sounded too simmilar to the reverse racebaits from other boards.

>>35740593
>>35740560
Yeah for me it's just having so many monster children that the ration of humans to monsters grows even more disparate

>>35740625
But your concern is understandable, anon.
Don't want no faggotry sneaking its way into these nice little threads again.

>>35740625
For me it just plays into the domination aspect of them being physically stronger

>>35740625
I can understand that. It's good to keep an eye out for truly degenerate stuff seeping in. But this is really just the "evil monster wants to end hero bloodline but ends up being a happy wife instead". where it hasn't gotten to the "but" part yet.
The best ending to a monster girl "ending" your bloodline is where the kid looks more like you than her mom.

What's the best way to help those poor souls who developed a cuck fetish?
A good o'l checkup by Dr Minflayer is a classic and reliable option, but without going so far as rewiring the brain from inside i think some nice side ideas could be either showering them with monogamous love with a Shirohebi/ Yandere girl or going the opposite direction and getting them with a Bicorn so that hopefully they reverse their fetish into loving each of the partners equally
Further testing is needed to prove what for now are just conceptual theories
-MGC Department of Health and Mental Hygiene

>'You' autist is looking for enemies to fight because he's an insecure brainlet

35740731
>mistaking concern for picking fights
Gatekeeping worked for us so far, fag. We had a discussion and it turned out everything is okay.
No one is fighting anyone.

>Regal ancient evil mofu waifu
>Used to eat carefully calculated portions in order to keep her figure
>Is currently eating like a starved beast due to her being pregnant with triplets
>Her husband watches in awe as she wolfs down yet another plate of fried tofu

>>35739405
I'd be proud.

>>35740757
Where was that gatekeeping when you were shitting up every thread with unfunny forced memes? haha BEEG BEEG BEEG BEEG BEEG BEEG hahah guys xD
Have some self-awareness

I'd want my children to have my hair and eyes, but still be all monsters. Striking an interesting balance while at the same time seeing my own traits on a monster girl would stir something deep inside me

>>35740819
>have mino kids
>"sorry girls, you got your mother's muscles but my height"
>they're still a solid foot taller than you

>>35740692
>The best ending to a monster girl "ending" your bloodline is where the kid looks more like you than her mom.
Little did your wife know, she only made your bloodline stronger.

>>35740816
The beeg shit was annoying.

>>35740762
She's gonna be working hard to get back into shape after she gives birth.
Regal means she won't settle for excess weight.

>>35740816
Yeah it was only me spamming it 24/7 You're right.
It was a flavor of the month, just like this thing. It was heavily posted for a week or so then it went away as the people got bored.
>where was this gatekeeping
Well, apparently it worked, as I can't see it being overused anymore.

>>35740876
Yeah, It Was Literally Only You.
Because
Your
Posts
Are
Easy
To
Recognize.
>as the people got bored.
No, it went away because everyone else started complaining about your autistic spamming.
Again, have some self-awareness and don't start talking about MUH GATEKEEPIING GOOD when you were the one shitting up the entire place not that long ago.

>>35740957
>complain about autistic spamming
>write this post

>>35740976
>don't you dare call the retard out wtf bro
Why Are You Mad?

>>35740957
>Yeah, It Was Literally Only You.
No it fucking wasn't You retard. I admit I posted it a bit too much, but it definitely wasn't only me.

>>35741068
Voices in your Head don't count as separate Posters, you Know.

Date alps. Marry alps. Breed alps.

Good thing i haven't posted my other fetish yet
>Son born to monster wife decides he likes his mother's side more so his latent genes activate and he genderflips and monsterizes into his mother's form
>Being the son and realizing you can do this to yourself if you concentrate

>>35741093
First You start the fight after falsely accusing me of doing so, after I merely asked another Anon one thing and got an answer. Then You tried to call me out on gatekeeping by citing example when my (but not mine only) retardation got effectively toned down by gatekeeping. Now You're schizoposting.
I won't bother replying anymore.

>>35741181
Tell me when you've finished changing and i'll put two little ones on your chest

>>35741181
Dominate alps. Creampie alps. Breed alps.

BIG beans

>>35741181
Understood, breeding shall commence.
Pregnant alps shall be teased.

>>35741203
But incubi born to monsters can't alp.

>>35741262
>First You start the fight after falsely accusing me of doing so
You're the one who started complaining about Crossboarders and their bad and wrong fetishes, though. I merely pointed Out that you're also Guilty of shitting up our threads with forced Memes, so for you to larp as a gatekeeper after that is both Hilarious and Hypocritical.
>y-you're schizoposting haha
Stop embarrasing yourself.

>>35741329
I want to see an alp try to act cool when faced with my dick, only for the facade to crumble when I incubize and get a footlong meat pole.

>>35741181
Helping an Alp reaching her full size! (May include making her drink holstaur milk)

>>35741435
Tomboys are weak to the dick.
Its known.

>>35741443
>Full size may vary based on personal taste, natural growth, and how much holst milk is available in the nearest market.

And now crossboarders start with cuckshit and then transition into alp faggotry posting
Ugh

>>35741443
>tfw you will never keep slipping your tomboy alp roommate bottle after bottle of high-quality holst milk while telling her it's just regular milk
>she will never timidly ask you to accompany her to the mall every time she outgrows her bras to help pick out new ones
>she will never secretly hope you pick the sexy ones that catch your eye

>>35741503
Works with many busty tomboys.
>Outgrows her bras
>Goes without them for a while meaning you get to see nipple indents through cloth and the occasional slip.
>Finally, awkwardly asks you to go bra-shopping as she needs a ride and someone to tell her what looks good.

>>35741480
I wonder how willing holsts are to just give their milk away to human boys who honestly tell them what they plan to do with said milk.
>"You want to give the girl you like big tits?"
>she hands you a six pack of milk, then leans in close enough to whisper
>"It works best if you give her a breast massage after drinking~"

>alpshit
Take your faggotry out of here

>>35741480
Always buying enough holst milk.
>>35741503
>Letting her sit in your lap.
>When she is asking for drink you just poor holst milk into her mouth.
>Don't point out her breasts are growing bigger and bigger while she herself tries to act like she is still flat and not knowing its because of the milk.
>Teasing her nipples everyday until she starts leaking milk too and proceed to such her udders dry.

>>35741565
Some are probably mad you aren't just taking them while others are weirdos that think the world needs to be as busty as them.
So it varies.

>>35741554
I feel like going braless would be a little difficult for monsters.
>spends all day feeling her extra sensitive monster nipples rubbing against the inside of her shirt
>can hear her ragged breathing sometimes and even catch her a couple of times right as she cums a little from the stimulation

>>35741631
>Everytime she looks at you theres a half second where you can swear she's running some mental math on if she should just try to take you then and there before starting the conversation.
>Her eyes are always drifting downwards to your junk.
>If you are in shape and go shirtless you get the bonus pleasure of hearing her hand hit a table as she tries to calm herself.

When you think about it, alps would be one of the best sexual partners since they used to be men and know all the ins-and-outs of male pleasure

>>35741685
I just enjoy their expressions changing as they slowly grow to match my oversized taste.

>>35741582
>while she herself tries to act like she is still flat
Imagine if she tricked you into thinking that was the case
>been giving you alp roommate gallons of holst milk for months, but she's still flat as a board
>driving you crazy trying to figure out what the problem is
>unbeknownst to you, she's been wearing magical pocket space clothes that hide her massive milkers in a pocket dimension
>she's waiting until they are just the right size to surprise you with them

>>35741676
>If you are in shape and go shirtless you get the bonus pleasure of hearing her hand hit a table as she tries to calm herself.
>tries to play it off like nothings wrong, even though you're the only one who notices she's grinding herself against the corner of the table
I want to see what happens when an alp finally snaps and throws herself on her beloved.

>>35741723
>she sneaks into your bed at night.
>She is still flat and somehow you're glad and sad at the same time that holst milk thingy was just a rumour.
>She removes her pocket space bra and breasts hit your body with it's full weight and dream size while she is sitting there smugly though you couldn't see it from all that titflesh.

Truffles?

I bought a smoker and plan to tempt hellhounds through the portals with smoked meats tonight.

>>35741817
Sex.
Lots and lots of sex until they're both out of breath and exhausted on the bed.
Dinner will be delivery pizza because neither can really get up or move all that much.

>>35741845
Well, she's certainly got the scent of something she likes.

>>35741565
Imagine some holst would force feed human girls, because they seem sickly to them being so flat and bonethin.

>>35741891
Would Amazons try to make other species of mamono start lifting, out of concern they wouldn't be able to defend their men?

>>35741685
>alps would be one of the best sexual partners since they used to be men
You aren't even trying to hide it anymore
>>>/y/

>>35741891
>human girls being forcefully held against a milky holst nipple, unable to break free because of monster strength
Hot

>>35741965
Yup.
Soft holst? Gotta get buff.
That thin gazer? Start lifting.
That dragon that looks kinda sickly? Better get her in powerlifting shape

>>35741965
I'm not sure about that but they definetly would recruit human girls who are working out Of course also making their hubby exercise a little bit unless she is a chubby chaser.
>>35741975
And with each feeding they would become even plumper and holstaur like.

>>35741965
That stomach is just begging to be ruined by daughters

>>35739307
Order would be taken more seriously if they have a Joan of Arc. Prove me wrong.

>>35742036
Jeanne would become either a holst or mino. She was a farmer girl or something like that before, no? Also she would hear the demon king telling her to find a good husband and breed.

>>35742036
>Implying it wouldn't be a bapho in disguise

>>35742054
Chick also loves cannons.

>>35742036
There was a whole country full of them so I don't think so at all.

>>35742054
Nah she would become a succ who's very into roleplay and cosplay

>>35742083
Or that yes.

>>35742036
I'm trying to find the best way to write the order in my mge stuff. I think the main issue a lot of works do is write them as unfortunate underdogs when that both hurts the monster girls and just isn't true in lore. Since the tone of the work I'm working on is very light hearted, I'm trying to capture that by making the Order more team rocket than some actual genociding group.

I wish we knew what the japanese depicted the order as and if it was anything beyond generic evil church jrpg faction.

>>35742036
>Order Joan giving a rousing speech
>druella lobs a ball of concentrated dark matter like a fast ball and gets it right in her mouth
>she instantly monsterizes in front of every paladin there

>>35742083
I fucking read that last part as 'crossplay' which puts her burning at the stake in a whole new light.

>>35742111
>High priest shakes his fist while shouting 'we'll get you next time Druella!' as Jeanne just asks someone if she still has to give the speech or not.

>>35742036
>order posting
>off topic image
Take your recycled /tg/ content and get out >>>/tg/80372561

>>35742036
>Joan of Arc
Do not fantasize about schizos

Give me one good reason you shouldn't have a harpy wife, /mgg/.

>>35732597
How about "The Sleepy Mofucore"? Yes I know I'm very late but I was asleep.

>>35742184
Eggs are cold, lifeless and impersonal.

>>35742184
I prefer monsters that don’t have to jump through hoops just to gain the ability to grab things

>>35742115
>crossplay
I didn't think she would be into playing with people who use different consoles

>>35742214
But the harpy inside is warm, tender and loving.

The human placenta isn't exactly inviting.

>>35742224
Coward.

>>35742138
>recycled /tg/ content
Implying there exists tg content that isn't recycled or stolen

>>35740705
Drop them off in the matango forest and delete their names from the database.

>>35742273
>The human placenta isn't exactly inviting
But it is very tasty

>>35742383
I'd rather eat an (unfertilized) harpy egg than a human placenta you sick fuck.

>>35742383
Dunno about that but certain umbilical cords are in high demand

>>35742184
harpy wife doesn't have big strong arms to headlock and noogie me with

>>35742413
If she isn't a mother, I can certainly help make her one.

>>35742184
>/mgg/

Lazy, bored bunnies

>>35742413
Big strong warrior holstaur who got chubby because her husband spoiled her a lot.

>>35742414
Ok, but monster placenta probably tastes pretty good

>>35742549
Placentas are for the mother

yo

>>35742527
Small bunnies need big books! Someone get that one a bigger book!

>>35742138
Damn, i`m so fucking hate /tg/tards.

>>35742528
>holst wants to get fit again, but hubby's homecooking is too delicious to hold back on
It's okay. Her warrior days are behind her now. She doesn't need to be stronk anymore. She can become softer and softer as she becomes a mother.

>>35742557
Who says so?

>>35742582
>When she puts on her old plate bikini and finds her motherly softness is edging out in a few places.
>"Hubby, I still look like your warrior princess right? "

You do cumflate your wife regularly, right? How else are you going to boost the odds of conception?

https://cubari.moe/read/imgur/bZ0ggnS/1/1/

>>35742627
>"You look like my warrior queen and I love it."

>>35742627
This is when you rip off yoour shirt to show you've been getting ripped, sweep her off her feet into a princess carry and tell her she's always been your princess.

How do you drive your wife insane?

>>35742632
Always cuminflating her ever since i become an incubus.
>>35742582
Yep. It's the best that she gives up and becomes the mother of all of our children.
>>35742627
Giving kisses on her chubby belly and on her lips too and tell her that she is my warrior princess now and forever!

>>35742559
Hey, Chesh's come to see us!
Eros be praised!

>>35742674
nonstop dad jokes and occasional ice puns

I want to sink into the slime.

>>35742632
Now I want to get a tattoo of a jinko's paw to show that I'm her property.

>>35742808
i figure i'd have a lot of scars on my back

>>35742641
This is fantastic. I like to think this is the sort of story that would be popular in MGE

>>35742808
I'd get a pair of big horns just above my dick to show that it belongs to a big strong mino

Would you?
Or would you prefer a different SMT demon?

>>35742935
Yes to both.

Did you know? In mamano slasher movies the killer goes after people who avoid sex instead of couples who have hot sweaty sex in the woods at night. This is because the "killer" is an autistic monster trying to play matchmaker with a demon silver weapon

>>35742985
>a bunch of timid humans think that there's a psycho killer lurking around their cabin
>it's just a cupid that's really klutzy having trouble setting up her shots

>>35742985
legitimately could be a cupid.

>>35742985
Actually the killer is a Cursed Sword trying to sate her endless desire for violence

>>35742985
Michelle Myers, The Shape, is a Bogey.
Just trying to snuggle that cute blonde guy named Laurence Strode.
She thinks he might be afraid of a Bogey so she wears a white mask to hide behind.

>>35743018
>>35743044
>Cupid aiming at crowd of camp counsellors from the woods with a demon silver tomahawk
>Mutters "easy... easy... HAH
!" as she nails the one nerdy counsellor with big tits and the others scream and scatter
>Few minutes later the counsellor gets up and begins fingering herself as she tracks down that one shota she's been having weird thoughts about
>Hasn't noticed her new blue skin or the Tomahawk still sticking out of her forehead
Fund it

>Cupid aiming at crowd of camp counsellors from the woods with a demon silver tomahawk
>Mutters "easy... easy... HAH!" as she nails the one nerdy counsellor with big tits and the others scream and scatter
>Few minutes later the counsellor gets up and begins fingering herself as she tracks down that one shota she's been having weird thoughts about
>Hasn't noticed her new blue skin or the Tomahawk still sticking out of her forehead
Fund it

>>35743160
Cupids, those perfect cuties, should wear bright clothing, it suits them way more.

>>35743191
That's a spec ops cupid. Perfect for ensuring romantic nighttime dates go smoothly

>>35743286
But I'm having romantic nighttime with her why does she need to camouflage herself

>>35743323
she's blushing too hard and doesn't want you to see
she'll die of embarrassment

>>35743323
she's still on the clock. hope you don't mind double dates and triple dates.

>>35743401
Leave it to cupid to bring her job with her on a date and still manage to make it as romantic as possible

>>35743139
>She thinks he might be afraid of a Bogey
I'm glad KC went with a stuffed animal design because when I was a kid I had the book Mythical Monsters and the bogeyman was the only monster design in that book which actually creeped me out.

>>35743529
link picture to it?
curious as to which boogeyman it is

>>35739307

>>35743604
https://imgur.com/a/WeUWEq8
This isn't from the book itself but the image and series is the same

>>35743629
ah yeah that'd creep out most kids
or most people in general if they saw it in the dark

>>35743629
>WHERE? Wherever children sleep
Somebody call Chris Hansen

>>35743629
What the hell. Even I feel some disgust, kids must have been scared shitless

Let Bogey hug your worries away

>>35739307

Given the choice, whether to rule a corrupt and failing empire; or to challenge the fates for another throw - a better throw - against one's destiny... what was a queen to do? But does one even truly have a choice? One can only match, move by move, the machinations of fate... and thus defy the tyrannous stars.

>>35743160
I really like cupids that drop the bow. It's much more intimate to have a cupid gripping your head to face some girl while she shanks you in the side several times with an eros dagger

>>35743401
Sounds like cupid is a workaholic. Is there any way to make her relax anf stop working overtime?

>>35743948
>and thus defy the tyrannosaurus

>>35743982
Do not bully the chuuni

>>35743948
Have some blood, honey, you're not you when you're thirsty.

>>35743964
>while she shanks you in the side several times with an eros dagger
>automaton policewoman notices this
>Oi oi oi wats ol this then? Ye got a loicense for stabbin?

>>35744068
>>35743160
She's a spec ops cupid, she's above the law.

How do I convince a gremlin to make a combat mech suit for me?

>>35744088
What's the difference between regular and spec ops cupids outside of color of their uniform?

>>35739307

Cow
That is all, thank you.

>>35744220
I must admit, big kraken titty is a powerful argument for developing attachment to said kraken asap

>>35743964
Why did you let the cupid guardbreak you, Anon.

>>35739307
Tights.

>>35744233
Cowe

>>35744261
You're supposed to trust angels. They're humanities big sisters

>>35744160
>become an incubus and bone your first monster
>see pic related

>>35744261
It's her eyes.

>>35744379
Damn, I wish I could read

>>35744379
Cute raccoon.
>>35744397
Breasts size+4000%
Giving your paizuri if you give her money. (She has a sick relative she is getting the money for.)

>>35743805
No way. She sounds like she’d sing a lullaby and when you wake up you’d be naked with her big poofy hands giving you an eternal handjob she’d never let go

>>35739307

>>35744160
To reddit it goes.

Tomboy wurm who is a grower, but not in the head, for anon.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32662774

You have no idea how many times the proofreader tried to correct the word 'wurm'. Also, this was probably my fastest work so far.

>>35744808
>Tomboy wurm
Jesus Christ how horrifying

It's nice that monsters will love you even if you become retarded,.

>>35744950
What a cute girl, is she single?

>>35744950
What if I'm already retarded, but want to be smart

>>35744994
Haku milk

>>35745028
Only fit hakus are acceptable

>>35745072

Even being a retard can't save you from marriage...

>>35745072
>>35745170
Brain + brawn + milk = perfect woman

>>35745028

>>35739307

>>35745201
Cuddlefox

>>35745170
Haku-sensei I kneel

>>35745173
Which scenario is better?
>dense Anon is too dense for his own good
>dense waifu is too dense for her own good
>they’re both so dense they don’t realize why they have 27 daughterus running around

>>35745239
>what do you mean having sex makes babies?

>>35745239
Dense anon and extremely smart waifu

>wurm thinks she is smarter than you

>>35745290
>she actually is

>>35745239
I like that about dark slimes where if she gets ahold of me she makes me a stupid, mindbroken mess and if i grab her core i make her a gibbering, insensate idiot

>>35745290
>wurm thinks
Uh oh...

>>35745290
If she's not smarter than me then how come I'm not richer than her, who has the most precious thing in the world (me, her hubby)? So there!

>>35745332
>wurm thinks

>>35739307

>>35745191
Dangerously smug cow.

>>35745191
I like small greenbrowncow more every time I see her
good taste in waifu design my dude

>>35739307
You know it's true.

>>35745631
>Amagi, Tosa
>Akagi, Kaga
>Shinano
perhaps, but it doesn't mean I love them any less

>>35745631
Fighting for second behind golden fur.

Can your Pharaoh even call herself that if she doesnt have her own exclusive yacht?

>>35745864
Best dark elf, stil unsurpassed to this day

>>35745864
Pirotess is pure.

>>35739307

>>35739307
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/91321805
Shaaaark.

>>35745940
Black sclera and bright yellow iris is absolute best type of eyes

>>35745971
Black sclera goes well with everything honestly.

>>35745971
I'm more of a fan of red but yellow is good too

>>35745971
What about red irises?

>>35746072
second place isn't bad. i'm sure gazer is used to it.

>>35746072
Myeh.

>>35746096
>>35746104

>>35746096
Jesus christ we need an ice queen in here to handle that burn

>>35739307

>>35739307
I want cute monstergirl feet to engulf my face

>>35746368
This can be yours with the magic of Slime Time™
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/69333871

>>35746400
i think the horned slimes are my favorite

Reminder that all monster maids are good, even those that need a little help

>>35746427
But she's gonna get her nectar/pollen all over the house...

>>35746472
get some bee maids too, they take care of that sort of thing

>>35746427
Fox maids>all other monster maids

>>35746368
Trolls have nice big, soft and nice smelling feet.

>>35746530

>>35739307

>>35746368

https://mobile.twitter.com/abubu_neonanka/status/1416794615324180481/photo/1
Bad Dogs

>>35746681
I want to fist her hussy and get stuck in it!

>>35746690
Would smooch and lick

>"DADDY?"
> next door, jackass

What happens when your Lamia mother catches your teacher giving you a pat on the head because you got every question right on your homework?

>>35746747
i don't get it

>>35746698
Sometimes Abubu is fucked up with his fetishes but when he delivers damn did he deliver.

>>35746616
Purely decorative/carnal maid

>>35746616
If she won't clean she won't do anything at all.

>>35747064
i wonder about the disgust/envy a kiki feels about such "maids"

Babe it's 3 am time for you scheduled "assassination"

>>35747064
Ironically gets your house even dirtier with all the loose hair and cum stains

>>35747244
Yes honey.

>>35747244
I just pull her into the bed, holding her close to my body and snooze away.

a kiki with a tiki

How many fruits should I bring so I can bribe the soldier beetles into letting me bully the pharaoh?

>>35747244
The foxes are far too good for that game.

>>35747377
I love her

>>35747244
I fucking love bodystocking.

How 2 mating press ushi?

>>35747459
be gentle and tender to get her flustered

then strike

gently

>>35747459
simple leverage.
you can put a second seal on her too if you want to be stylish.

>>35747459
Flip her on her back. She will be defenseless like a turtle.

>>35747300
They’re easily the worst/second worst part of the game so far

>>35739307
MONSTER GIRLS ARE FOR cuddling

>>35747498
Smol

>>35747509
Shogs can be so fucking cute when they want to

>>35747655
It comes to them naturally.

>>35747509
>Cuddle shog
>She clones herself so that clone can make breakfast
>Punish her cause if she can clones herself then that clone should also get to enjoy cuddle time

>>35747692

>>35739307

>>35747729
pantyhshots are the best when the girl is visibly embarssed over having them seen.

>>35747293
a whole bushel, and syrup

>>35739307

Anon wins
Fatality

>>35739307

>>35739118
Sauce please, saucenao doesn't work.

>>35739307

>>35748024
https://mangadex.org/title/809d2493-df3c-4e72-a57e-3e0026cae9fb

>>35748078
Imagine being anywhere near a drug slug when you could be hanging out with a wine goat.

>>35739307

>>35747918
I like to think you get a situation similar to removing a dullahans head where the body acts on instinct.

>>35747692
Dangerously smug shog

>>35748204
>"anon, use variation of parameters and expand the wronskian"

>>35748256
THINK FAST

I already did my reps! I swear!

>>35748280
a fated encounter with the marriage snake

>>35748349
You're gonna keep going till you can beat her in arm wrestling. So probably forever.

>>35748434
Big cow. Strong cow. Soft cow.

>>35748204
>"p-please I don't drink"
>"sorry sunshine can't hear ya"
>"we're here to PARTY"
>forces another bottle down your throat

>>35747692
>>35748252
why is she smug?

>>35748603
so she can hide her insecurity about strange things and actions she doesn't understand

>>35748603
She shogtalked one too many shogtimes and now mastah has gone insane

>>35740152
https://nhentai.net/g/287332/

>>35748688
My man! Thank you, that was driving me crazy.

>>35748033
I want more Wonderland MGs

>>35748707
I want Cheshire to call me Tom.

>>35748928
What if your name isn't Tom?

>>35748931
then you get sad that she keeps forgetting your name

>>35748931
Well, her name isn't Molly either.

>>35748931
To a cat, her husband is Tom, no matter what his birth name is.

>>35739307

if mgs represented decades

I'm going to sign up for the monster girl adventuring dating service!
It lets you date still single monster girl adventurers who are looking to retire!

>>35749142
Are there any big lady knights.

>>35749191
In eastern and western varieties.

>>35749142
>tfw no one is marrying the mobs

should try this on a lilim

>>35749263
pretty sure level 1 slimes get all the action

>>35749263
Look, mobs either get a guy through raiding, dungeons, or they retire and end up in the adventuring service if they got enough levels.

>>35748603
She's thinking of all the times master performs cunnilingus without knowing.

>>35749263
More and more adventurers stray from their God-given path to mate with the first level 1 monster they find in the journey.
Why do you think there area ALWAYS slimes everywhere in spite of them being the weakest monsters?

>>35749325
Mating doesn't begin to describe how hard I would take a slime to pound town.
I would doom entire hemispheres to the slime tide.

>>35749325
Weak monsters generally breed more than strong monsters.

>>35739307

>>35749386
What is she thinking about?

>>35749426

>>35749266
>>35749266
I dont get it

>>35749386
Long tails make me happy

Does the personality of a monster girl change during pregnancy? Are Hellhounds or Ushi-Oni less agressive? Are Automatons more expressive?

Delicious fox tummies

>>35749482
No, expect them to be even more crazy due to hormones and that weird desire for pickles

>>35749266
This kills the monster girl

>>35749510

Worship goat

>>35742641
If only finding a job fast was a real thing.

>>35745028
I think my taku is broken

>>35748707
Id rather the purple one anyways

>>35749565
Gonna bloat that goat

>>35749263
That's obviously not true, no matter how many mobs are defeated, their numbers are endless. Somewhere some fat spider or beast girl queen is just popping them out with her husband.

>>35749325
my god-given path is to take control of the cheese bandits (through marriage) and turn it into a real cheese mafia. lots of daughters mean lots of man-power so the sooner i start the better

>>35749632
The only thing it is missing is "soulsborne crossover"

>>35749457
>tfw you will never carry around a heat lamp in your bag in case your gator senpai gets cold

In most spider species the female is significantly larger than the male.

what best mg for this feel?

>>35749908
This is good.

>>35749908
Yes, and?

>>35749908
I'd like to think they would go after shotas cause of that.

>>35749960
>hang in there!
-Quote from man webbed

>>35749969
I'd drink a shota potion and let a big spider do what she wants with me.
>wraps you in webbing, leaving your face and dick exposed
>your face goes into her heaving chest and your dick into her tight pussy
>she pedipalp-locks you while she binds you and her together
>puts on a big trench coat and goes about her day, secretly milking you in public

>>35749759
>>35749632
That and "regular dudes with guns rotflstomp women with superpowers an magic"

Gotta build an entire nation for toads, so that we can have actual toad princesses.

>>35750029
Yeah, it sucks when you want to kiss a frog but are too afraid she's gonna turn into some human princess.

>>35749960
Big spiders should have equally big chests.

>>35750029
Something about this image disturbs me and I can’t place my finger on what it is

>>35749955
What feel?

>>35750142
Not gonna lie.
I'd go adventuring, make a load of cash, and just get a bunch of monster maids that have chests that huge.

Be that weirdo count in the kingdom that no one really messes with because, as strange as he is, he's also got a shit ton of money and is around level 20.

>>35750190

>>35749908
This is more than acceptable, it is preferred.

>>35750207
>ywn get wrung dry by titty monster paizuri
it hurts

>>35739307

>>35750237
>how monsters interact with short human boys

>>35750258
Holy based

>>35750258
Yes please

>>35749632
Was this post made before the expulsion from /a/? I can't find it on Warosu.

Reminder that spiders have four pairs of eyes. That means they heart-pupil four times as hard.