/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35744300
If you're a beginner, please read the guide first.
New guide: https://tatsumoto.neocities.org/

matto krashen highlights

> have you heard of onki
https://streamable.com/evsxc4

> cool story bro
https://streamable.com/b7mg7a

> acquiring kanojo's aspects
https://streamable.com/zmu5pe

>very similar very different
https://streamable.com/oavtko

> suspicious of immersion
https://streamable.com/vu1qxv

> plan your sentences
https://streamable.com/rz5yu5

perhaps some of them can go here:
https://t.me/s/DailyJapaneseThread

>>35744316
this post appears to be an automated spambot

>>35744357
if he's smart enough to code a spambot then his guide is probably the best.

>>35744331
downloaded. gonna post them one by one over the following days

finna post on the real djt thread

>>35744432
cute

ok threads over everybody out

Is there a reason that Tae Kim doesn't bother to mention that じゃ is just a contracted では? It seems like a massive oversight.

stfu chink

>>35744594
is there a reason why u fucking care u gay ass nerd ? lmao

>>35744594
isn't he non-native?

>>35744594

>>35744594
there was no じゃ

ベースド

>>35744706
yeah i was gonna say im pretty sure i remember him mentioning it

>>35744706
That section is only showing how you can casually say：
死んじゃ
in place of:
死んじゃない

At no point does he mention that.
ではなかった
is
じゃなかった

In fact, ではなかった is not used once.

https://streamable.com/tcuo6v

>>35744845
if you watched your 1000 hours of subbed anime before trying to learn japanese you would never have needed anyone to say this

lmao

>>35744658
Grinding anatomy books without doing your own drawings is pretty comparable to core6k before reading
Studying the basic fundies then referring to anatomy books when you're having trouble with your own work is comparable to doing Tae Kim into reading+mining deck

>>35744886
lol

if you're advanced you know what i'm talking about

when youre advanced which i am

>>35744316
this post and website were made by an arab who doesn't know japanese and contains malware. avoid at all costs

>>35744910
dare?

>>35744901
if you watch 1000 hours of subbed anime there won't be any good anime left to watch with japanese subs/raw.

starting to feel differently about matto
the transformation is natural when youre surrounded by agfs

>>35745017
if youre out of nihongo media after only 1000 hours it would have been a huge waste of time for you to try to learn japanese

watching english subbed anime is the same experience as watching an english dub

>>35745058
its not that bad but its close

>>35745017
Just rewatch all that shit again. This time you won't have the translator's fan fiction accompanying it.

>>35745058
no

im a chugger and im proud

>>35745081
pretty much is

>>35745097
pretty much isn't

>>35745113
cope

>>35745113
yeah you're right. keep wasting your time

>>35745120
>>35745133
you both are the ones coping here. watch a tv show in english with arabic subtitles and then tell me if it felt like it was dubbed in arabic

you're basically admitting that you can't hear japanese words yet

>>35745153
obviously was talking about it in the context of learning japanese so yes if I were watching something in arabic with english subtitles or vice versa i wouldn't learn anything except a couple of words

>>35745153
your example is the opposite of what he said though lol

Be aware streamable users. Since a lot of links has been taken down due to copyright.

We made a telegram channel to store and archive most of the videos.

/jp/ - /djt/ Daily Japanese Thread.

https://t.me/DailyJapaneseThread..

I'm so excited to draw. I want to think about cool death games I can force my characters to play.

>>35745212
hot

>>35745206
>We
you mean you made one. nobody is joining your shit minirapist

>>35745153
your internal english voice when reading will be louder than any japanese coming in from the audio.

>>35745212
make a vinnie

>>35745206
Have Garbage Days been taken down?

>>35745223
we already have 76 subscriptions. not sure what are you talking about. and over hunders of views.
>>35745243
im not sure.

>>35745257
>we already have 76 subscriptions
you mean you. 70 of those subscribers are your accounts

yeah i wouldn't be surprised if the arab rapist actually took the time to make 70 accounts to make it look like people joined

>>35745257
>we already have 76 subscriptions. not sure what are you talking about. and over hunders of views.
you should put up ads. it's about time /djt/ made some money.

>EXECUTING PROTOCOL 80 ON YOUR DEKINAI ASS

>>35745268
>>35745296
>>35745309

i don't have to prove shit to you.

>>35745206
kys retard i achieved them all on my hdd

>>35745329
nobody cares

>>35745314
no you don't because you can't prove anything nor does anyone here give a shit if a scummy shitskin trying to make money like you has anything to say

>>35745338
i'm not even tatsumoto.

there arent even 70 posters in djt lol

>>35745337
>>35745350
you will always be an arab who doesn't know japanese
you will always be hated in djt

>>35745363
and you'll always be a wh*te c*ck.

>>35745229
That would be a cool long term goal, but I feel death games are more of a visual medium and Visual Novella tend to have more dialogue than manga.

acquired 交尾

>>35745371
knew it was you lmao

We're all family here. If you care about skin colour/nationality, go to >>>/int/djt where you can see flags.

>>35745388
this except fuck miniyoga

>>35745397
>>35745386
rent free.

>>35745371
This isn't the place for racism.

>>35745388
this except if you're an arab or chink

>>35745404
where do i find some1 who will pay rent

>>35745405
they're the one who calls me names. i don't see you reporting them.

>>35745388
you can be any color you want, as long as you're white

>>35745404
maybe people would shit on you less if you didnt shill multiple things every thread

>>35745422
You kind of deserve it bro. Stop being a shill.

>>35744300
If you're a beginner, please read the guide first.
http://www.alljapaneseallthetime.com/blog/all-japanese-all-the-time-ajatt-how-to-learn-japanese-on-your-own-having-fun-and-to-fluency/

https://streamable.com/mqcjgf
imagine still being on protocol 80

>>35745405
Exactly. Japan used to be racist, but they learnt the errors of their ways and are now hosting the multicultural festival called the Olympics.
You too, /djt/ posters, should follow their example if you truly wish to be Japanese.

>>35745383
acquire me the sauce

>>35745433
>>35745426
>>35745419
stfu.

>>35745470
妖魔摩天楼

its an honest question i could use the $

>>35745447
God I wish the Anglo-Nip union took route. I would already know some Nihongo from school instead of learning french/spanish.

>>35745447
>>35745489
These. The world needs to be one big globohomo clusterfuck culture of megacorps. In 100 years there should be no distinguishable cultures. That would be perfect!

>>35745489
I (an ausfag) had nihongo in school and didn't learn shit

>>35745478
サンキュー

>>35745504
are half black:japanese girls as cute as their half black:white counterparts? could be a big positive if true.

>>35745506
I believe it, language learning in school varies heavily depending on the teacher.

>>35745383

>>35745441
the japanese nonlearning community people really try to 1up each other with those stupid names

>>35745537
both just look like n-words you could find anywhere in america

can read this easily thanks rtk

>>35745563
>the japanese nonlearning community
This will never not stop being funny to me.

>>35745582
can read that thanks to yugioh

>>35745441
Is he fluent now? Feel like his videos have been posted for years.

>>35745537
go ahead anon the kadena afb rape babies are all yours i won’t stand in your way

>>35745606
no he gave up

>>35745582
acquired 電子
japanese scientists are cute for coming up with that

>>35745606
sign up for my free newsletter to find out

the biggest japanese redpill is that in AはBです, は is not marking the subject
as for A, *[i/you/it/he/she/...] am/are/is B

* -> the real subject that is hidden

just pledged the $10 option to the refold patreon

がんばれagfさん

>>35745708
except when the hidden subject happens to be the same thing which isnt uncommon

>>35745708
the biggest japanese redpill is to stop trying to translate japanese concepts to english like you're doing

finna immerse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ijEVM0Bak

>>35745708
feelers felt this out

>>35745708
は establishes context, that's it
>>35745730
this desu

は NEVER marks the subject of a sentence

おきちゃった

>>35745708
そういうのありますよね

どっぷりにほんごやって

えいごにもどると

こんどはたらなくなるとおもうよ

>>35745781
おはよう
構ってくだだい

ｓｔふ

>>35745781
もう一度寝ろ
俺が寝させる前に

>>35745753
you will get people who have been so fucking crippled by the textbooks and stuffing Japanese into English that even after years of studying they'll disagree with, literally years of studying where は and が still act in magical unexplainable ways

おまえらなにいってんのぜんぜんわかんない

llol

>>35745881
いつも通りのこと

>>35745435
nigga knew whats good ong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kiq0OCmPMw

Is Japanese Ammo with Misa any good?

>>35745946
if you ignore the japanese ammo

>>35745946
if you ignore the misa

what the fuck this chad zimmerman guy isn't a chad at all

>>35745606
he is advanced >>35744886

>>35746035
and yet he knows japanese better than you ever will

Memento is a FOSS, mpv-based video player intended for studying Japanese.

Features

Grammar aware subtitle search
Yomichan-style Kanji cards
Support for Yomichan dictionaries
Anki card creation through AnkiConnect
Support for mpv upscalers, plugins, and configuration files

https://github.com/ripose-jp/Memento

>>35746056
>just download a couple gigabytes of msys2 and dependencies bro
yeah no and then it probably doesn't even work after that

winbabs lose again

>>35746056
>sub font cut off
>popup-dic furigana font pixelated
do you have eyes

>>35746056
>Windows
>pacman -Sy --needed msys2-runtime pacman
>pacman -Su

>>35745206
>store and archive
Not good either. Telegram takes down stuff that is copyright claimed, it's just a matter of time

dont build the thing, get a windows release
https://github.com/ripose-jp/Memento/releases/download/v0.4.7-1-alpha/Memento_Windows_x86_64.zip

>>35746136
winchads are the only ones which are guaranteed bug free.
>Linux
>I do not guarantee that any branch will successfully build or be bug-free.

>Mac OS X
>Important Note: The OS X version of Memento has a myriad of problems that make it unusable for casual use.

>Windows
It just works.

>>35746208
can you fucking read?

>>35746196
kill yourself

>>35746136
>>35746167

you must be really fucking stupid.
there's already a Windows exe to download.

>>35746251
let me install this .exe from /djt/

it's not like building is any different from dling the prebuilt exe cuz you can't tell if the code is malicious

looking forward to the beg mspaint drawings from the uppercaser
his drawing glove and one inch tablet will carry him

>>35746261
not sure what's your fucking problem. the project is open source so you can check every line of code

>>35746261
let me compile this code i didnt look at

>>35746278
hes gonna be the future leader of the djtエロ部

>>35746183
we have another private channel for back up. But i doubt telegram will do shit since there's worse shit going on there

>>35746287
>the project is open source so you can check every line of code
>>35746251
>you must be really fucking stupid.
>there's already a Windows exe to download.

>>35746292
that's the open source way.

where is the djt discord server

>>35746056
memento is the only project worth supporting here.

djt has never been on discord

>>35746276
youre a fucking retard

I don't know anything about code and don't plan on learning so I would prefer to have faith than expend effort looking at code.

You shut your whore mouth. I refuse to believe JAV isn't real life.

>>35746333
momento is just a copy paste of animebook

>>35746056
if i wanted to read i'd fire up a vinnie or a linnie
jap subs on dramas and anime get in the way of good listening practice

>>35746433
just listen to podcasts
>>35746425
its completely a different thing

how do you compile something on windows people have talked about for years on 4chan but it seems daunting

>>35746547

jav is real life
real life is where you get paid to do things you dont really want to

important message to anyone thinking about posting itt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYjppBok-cI#t=150

>>35746766
with the backup singer he almost sounds like he can speak english

do rtk

at how many cards do you just ditch anki altogether?

>>35746749
all the people performing in jav want to do it though.

>>35747031
22500 or somethin i forgot ask mary

>>35747031
5000

immersionkit.com/dictionary

wow

>>35747031
you ditch it after the inital ~2k
then you just read and watch and acquire all the common and moderately common shit without it because it's a waste of time which is better spent consooming
and then you pick it back up to rep shit that shows up once every few months, if you even care about those words that is

>離乳食
what a sad word

>>35747072
not clicking since i've never seen this link before

what is it?

>>35747072
if you're having trouble grasping the nuance of a word this can be a powerful way to clear things up

>>35746766
be honest how much japanese have you used in hawaii so far?

>>35747072
requires js into the trash it goes

>>35747078
true true

if you're having trouble on the toilet i have a powerful way of clearing that up *shoves foot up ass*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_E06BZ9GAc

>>35747172
how long have u been "studying" "japanese" and how much of this can u "understand"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca2jOG7GhYE

>>35747235
which dekinai流派 does he belong to

>>35747235
is he french or something?

>>35747235
I know that feeling, I am already day 52 of Nihongo training and I am not Japanese yet.

>>35747235
how the fuck do you manage to chug this sort of diarrhea this is leagues above your average djt chugger

left brain approaches to learning japanese is doomed to failure
the fact it routinely attracts autistic men is one of the dekinai goddess's crueler tricks

yea just looked at the next vid and he's french
i remember a french anon jacking off that they have some good french only text books for japanese like a year ago
never have been a big fan of the french

>never have been a big fan of the french
and so say we all

nice og's back

true true

dbz characters feel more real than one piece characters

>>35747120
0 cuz im not some cringe weeb and no one at surf school is japanese

only character i felt was fleshed out was robin during her arc but then they ruined her after the timeskip

No one in one piece is a real character when smoker goes form being a badass to a jober. At the start of the campaign when he's liberating towns it feels more real.

>>35747365
that was a trick question
you either arent really in hawaii or are more dekinai than expected if you havent at least inadvertently used japanese so far. its impossible to avoid

>>35747381
maybe jamals a real shy quiet kid when hes out in the real world

just learned the second meaning of 金槌

>>35747387
its on posters, its on signs, its the default language the shop keepers speak to you if you look remotely asian....
hes a fucking liar or in some remote backwater island with no tourists

>>35747388
what is it

>>35747381
idk what to tell u

i met a lady who tried to get me to say hawaii like hawa ii and i said is that how they really say it and she said yea and i said well im still gonna call it hawai

>>35747393
hes white

imagine being a man in your 30s and giving a shit about random people thinking you are weeb while on vacation

jamal confirmed for 行くことない男

>>35747403
do they say it like kawaii?

>>35747393
u asked me how much i used not how much i seen and thats racist i hope shopkeepers dont do that to obviously non japanese looking asians

>>35747401
to be a bad swimmer/a person who can't swim

uh why e

exposed

the guy who didnt read ogs email regarding refunding her pass needs to be fired its his fault shes here

why the fuck did you go to hawaii if you are going to be a cringy zoomer about the one us state you have a real chance to actually display your abilities?
>>35747417
yeah this hawaii thing was a larp from the start. sad

>>35747414
yah thats how she said it but even more obnoxiously

>>35747419
thought that was the first meaning

>>35747429
im back in the usa finally i dont really need a pass

>>35747430
i cant say i had a single thought like what ur saiyan there lol

>>35747414
>>35747433
isnt there a っ in it thats not the same

im just saying, i risked a dox by posting seagulls on teh beach and hawaii is way more specific than seoul and weve got nothing out of jamal of his bakansu

*less specific

>>35747451
yah like hawaっii at first i thought her glottal stop was an aneurism

should have just said no its ハワイ and pulled out a dic

>>35744886
agf upgraded from intermediate to advanced this protocol 80 shit must be legit

jamal is one of the biggest liars in the thread and people swallow it up
i remember when he lived with a wife and had children

>>35747455
im sure hed show you if you dmed him....

>>35747523
>i remember when he lived with a wife and had children
he never claimed this himself tho he just didn't deny it when other people posted about it

bros...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HargkBSTwjA

>>35747539
>tho
samefag

jamals wife used to be so hot in my mind

i just play along and have fun because im not a retard who cares if what people say on the internet is true or not

i gotta listen to this tomorrow

og was only interested in jamal when she thought he had a wife and kids
what a homewrecker

>>35747566
forgot the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOSnnmP1ifw

>>35747570
shes still interested why else would she be here

>>35747570
true true

>>35747570
not true i told him to fuck off and stop being a cheating prick
>>35747583
stop samefagging

>>35747593
definitely getting the new shinchan game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLp60sijk3c

whats all this lol

some of yall need 2 live with more aloha

ogs heart is full of hatred

>>35747635
well maybe you shouldnt have chased away the nice girls like meisou
im the monster you all deserve

>>35747648
i can tame you

>>35747648
who

u cant tame her og is like that girl from the early 2000s numetal band otep who is also named otep bc it was her band

funny how kanji makes the book on the left so much easier to understand than the book on the right

i've never read a single full meisou post

>>35747661
>signed aloha
jamal having a laff

the taming of the shrew lmao

Ok hear me out, all the trips start posting together and reply to themselves continuously all the time. I think they all might be one person.

what trips og killed them all

trip lives matter

>>35747687
keikaku doori

>>35747687
think it was because that streamable was too powerful

>>35747661
is she taking a big purple shit or ?

>>35747705
shes doing the yakuza squat

so did anybody here actually read this
is it as easy as it looks

>>35747648
you have a point
meisou was way less annoying
thats real fucked up to realize

>>35747669
what's the book with kanji? looks like an easy read

>>35747732
i might order the 軽装版

>>35747790
why that version. these covers look much better

>>35747669
why does the left book have so much furigana

>>35747804
i relate

>>35747800
less shipping cost

>>35747828
it was $15 for express shipping for me

just saw the original

>>35747556
didnt people think his wife a fat black lady who shat on him

>>35747843
lol

>>35747843
based

>>35747732
the titles sound based in Japanese but pure edgelord in English

so analcrayon's just copying jamal's old wife bit

>>35747857
true

>>35747842
from which site did you order, amazon jp?

>>35747857
probably sounds cringy if you're native

>>35747843
i wouldve done this at that age and much more

is this the moment where i pivot and realize smartphones and social media r in fact epic ?

>>35747875

https://www.amazon.co.jp/-/en/gp/product/4035405515/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HargkBSTwjA
nooooo it's minecraft

>>35747804
streamable that shit

How many reviews do you usually get a day in Anki?

>>35747344
name of the film?

any podcasts that find a good balance between boring babby shit and literally impossible white noise?

does anyone else take notes

>>35747922
no because everyone else also gets them
like it was epic in home alone 2 when kevin gets that sound recorder thing and gets to trick people with it but it'd be annoying as fuck if everyone was doing it all the time

>>35747864
you're slow

>>35747960
the more time you spend writing stuff down the less time you spend actually reading

>>35747955
全裸監督 シーズン2

>>35747960
yikes

>>35747953
i dont have the clip i just found the screencap on some random blogspot

>>35747962
what if u do it and its epic all the time tho ?

>>35747960
been there done that
this is the stuff you do when you want to feel like you're studying and being productive but it doesn't actually do anything and you'd be better off just reading more

smartphones themselves are cool as hell and really useful
the problem is social media

なるほどね

>>35747960
wow this guy knew 大尉 but not はなれる or つらい

thanks

>>35748012
she doesnt have that problem

>>35748023
kanji dependence is a disease

>>35748006
you have no idea how bad things are

>>35747960
what the fuck

>>35747960
>eigo
ngmi

>>35748037
how bad are they and why

>>35748034
its not possible to be kanji dependent on hanareru and turai

https://streamable.com/wv43yp

>smartphones themselves are cool as hell
remember last summer when all those blm riots were going on seeing a post where someone recorded video of another person who was taking a selfie in front of some graffiti on a trashed store front in order to farm clout by going 'get a load of this honky'
couldn't help imagining there was just an endless line of people behind that person all recording each other for the sake of engagement farming

>>35744357
>>35744930
this shitty low-effort trolling was funny the first time. now it's old.
the guide is the best thing /djt/ posters have ever produced.

>>35748127
your guide is trash and youre a parasite fuck off

>>35748087
as opposed to sand people that are unpredictable
nobody expects the government unilaterally deciding to half the value of their currency

>>35744316
Dont fall for it we are not trolling he doesnt know japanese, follow his guide if you dont want to learn it either

Why are subtitles never in sync when I download them? Not even by a few seconds but by a full minute.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_fiction_authors
>japan is all mangaka
btfo

>>35748069
why not. of course it is

>>35748196
i dont believe it thats too fucked up

lol i wonder why youtube doesnt save my 妹 添い寝 asmr search but it does save 彼女 添い寝 asmr search

https://streamable.com/5lngjz

>>35748214
just look at that guy's notes

>>35746183
does it? i've never seen it happening.
>>35748156
>>35748137
you're a samfagging piece of shit, and you're ruining the thread trying to mislead beginners to methods that don't work.

>>35748141
you dont know what youre talkin about

you call that an agf clip
https://streamable.com/okdzuf
https://streamable.com/vd02nu
https://streamable.com/lvs6jg

>>35744300
If you're a beginner, please read the guide first.

http://www.sdkrashen.com/content/books/principles_and_practice.pdf

>>35748238
it's a christmas miracle then

>>35748235
>samfagging piece of shit
>trying to mislead beginners
your monitor...

Best way to learn Japanese is to get a jealous Japanese wife and constantly fight with her in Japanese. You will learn everything in like 3 months.

krashen this plane

>>35748262
chris abroad tried that and it didnt work for him

>>35748179
depends what they are timed to, could be a specific scene release, the tv broadcast, the blu-ray/dvd, a streaming version of the show - some timings account for advert breaks, one release may have a company logo like netflix at the start, a blu-ray may not show the intro every new episode but the broadcast version does, etc, etc

>>35748250
i'm not even miniyoga lmao

>>35748235
at least you have self awareness of what a cockroach you are

>>35748287
classic miniyoga line

there's some epic lines in the on-screen text of second season i'll gladly pause my anime for it

>>35748240
use this next time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4CKmpQtg-Q

miniyoga is like carlos ghosen.

itd be great if og actually chased off all the new class shitters by the time i get home

og couldnt chase off 1 poster

done some research this afternoon, PROTOCOL 95 may be attainable

there's like a million ways to say "I" and "we" in japanese wtf

>>35748337
who

>>35748319
imagine buying the blu-ray and trying to pause for those one-frame inserts with your remote control

>>35748355
dont use anything but jibun and wagahai

there's like a million ways to say "big" and "small" in english wtf

can anyone help with these two sentences? i understand all but the words needed for this to make sense

>>35748358
og is my girlfriend that i will 1 day bring to my ouchi

>>35748406
just skip it and dont worry about it

im not gay but im gay for miyabi

>>35748409
im gonna give you an ouchie alright

>>35748298
i have awareness of all the morons coming here from furrycord to fuck with the thread. and you seem to be one of them. if you hate the djt guide, the hell are you doing here? go back.

should start offtopicing all meta posts no exceptions

>>35748363
don't bluray players have frame stepping never used 1

>>35748406
i dont read japanese with spaces

>>35748406
if u understand all the words what does かたく mean there

>>35748473
erect

>>35748463
no clue i haven't touched one either but even with framestepping you'd have to rewind first, then attempt to pause close to the insert and start frameskipping
if the input delay for the remote is anything like a dvd player it'd be a pain in the fuckin ass

>>35748473
stuck

>>35748406
this is genki 1 level

>>35748406
second one says something like he wants to get out and go far away

i bet this is a graded reader

i mean if he knows かたく i dont see how u have problems with the rest of it bc its all logical

>>35748439
the only thing more embarrassing than discord is the freetard discord clone you gave up on spamming because nobody likes you
at least the discord raiding faggots had friends

if you know kataku you know what they're talking about

if you're advanced, much like me, you just understand it

>>35748594
multi track meme

once u get to advanced level which im at

>>35748319
god hanekawa is so hot

oh shit i just realized this is the advanced thread now were makin it boys

btw its ok if u dont know かたく bc that pair of sentences is perfect for teaching it to u and u dont even have to think about english at all to understand it

if you don't understand 偏差値 you don't know japanese

>>35748627
bullshit bc i dont get it

this is the native thread
were actually usin it to learn english, thats why none of the posts are in japanese
sorry thought you knew

>>35748637
yeah jamal's almost got a convincing accent at this point tho you can still tell

we keep it to no more than 2 daily english thread topics per thread

>>35748635
ill give u a hint its not unlike what i thought before i went on my midlife crisis vaycay

>>35748634
あっ！ お前 さては十の位を！
僕の偏差値に何てことするんだ！

>>35748660
you said it doesnt work anymore

>>35748671
im gonna whoop ur ass bro and わからせてやる

still on djt for hours a day despite being on holiday in hawaii. glad i have friends irl

>>35748406
>we're fucked if we stay in this situation
>I need to get the fuck out of here, as far away as possible
this is my professional level translation

>>35748690
still dont understand rareru and saseru but those are the only 2 things

if you didnt read the rest you probably got it wrong because the story is about peas

>>35748406
>i'm getting hard as fuck
>what the hell bro get that shit away from me

>>35748712
you're asking someone who doesn't know japanese

>>35748727
peas just wanna have a good time

>>35748728
u missed the tati its
>if this keeps up were both gonna be hard as fuck
>yeah can u go outside and keep walkin

i only care about ogs pea
and her bean

>>35748087
>>35748336
Carlos ghosen the ex CEO of Nissan lived and worked in japan for 18 years but he doesn't speak Japanese.

https://streamable.com/nk18t3

>>35748756
read the kuuki bro

ogs hard bean

>>35748762
さやもまめもきいろにいろづいたことにかまわず？

u cant expect a guy named carlos to speak japanese

i hope jamal didnt accidentally hurt anyones feelings just now

>>35748792
yeah man that bean needs a mini tenga egg or something youre sperging out

if ur names carlos just give up now u will never speak japanese

>>35748792
more like いろきづいた

wish my name was carlos so id have an excuse

huh

carlos is the kind of guy that would upsell me

>>35748819
does anyone take him seriously? he unironically recommends english subs lmao

why do the people who frequent these threads and make the guide have the worst fucking taste imaginable
who the fuck is gonna want to learn japanese by reading the same moeblob garbage 2000 times over that's in the library

やってみせる

>>35748890
every1 whos ever made it has watched eng subbed media extensively

>>35748907
何が

yeh most people just learn japanese from english subs. actually you don't even need the jp audio just english subs will get you fluent

just print out the eng subs and read them like a play or you're never going to learn japanese

>>35748923
にほんがー

>>35748955
lmfao

just watch anime on mute and read the characters lips

>>35748890
nobody is right about everything but he is right about this >>35748913

>>35747864
wife and family are real but we all have a pretty nasty cold right now that i wish wasn't real

>>35748955
jp audio w. no subs does not for comprehensibility make

>>35748967
yep jamal was right again

>>35748981
very sad attempt at samefagging jachinky

>>35748913
true

>>35748913
true truue

>>35749002
true true

>>35748981
>>35748988
>>35748995
>30 sec apart
so pathetic lmao

>>35749002
and there it is. he'll play forgetting to take his trip off as a joke now

already at bump limit? itd be a shame if someone were to bump the holothread...

>>35748913
sad but true

imagining fucking ogs stink hole saying hows this for gaslighting biotch

yeah bad look for jamal hopefully next thread goes better for him

og can you post ur epic sunned anus pretty please :)

>>35748913
i mean thats true enough for me so there is at least a correlation
>>35749026
why does no one here know what gaslighting means?

og is bringing us back to when djt was full of humorless retard uppercasers trying to call jamal out every thread

every post has been a bad look for jamal ever since the thread gremlin crept in from whatever trashpile she came from

>>35749044
can u stop gaslighting us ofc we know what gaslighting means
u do it constantly

feeling real gaslit right now

>>35748987
matt did this

yeah j-dawg's career is done finished over cancelled. left his patreon and unfollowed his twitch

actually doesn't matter if jamal samefags and makes himself look like a retard every thread, he'll have analcream and a few holotards sucking his cock regardless. just the djt way

i just want to see jamal beg for his life

>>35749053
this but unironically

>>35749050
sry dude tryin to get me a wretched wife who likes old anime

>>35748987
uhh that sounds like ur house got delta`d bc it presents as a cold at first

did u get tested

>>35749069
true

>>35749076
one of the kids caught it first at daycare and they're almost all the way better. im not worried im vaccinated and am taking 100mg of zinc nitrate per day

if jamal wanted to samefag hed just do what i do and wait a few extra seconds because his iq is at least 90

>>35749061
i just looked to confirm and then i read my patreon tiers lol

>>35749100
nah he thinks people don't know that the pass cooldown is 30 sec

>>35749096
its not that u should be worried but u should still get tested bc they r saying this shit is truly the black plague
luckily im safe they shoot down any plane that tries to land in hawaii now

>>35749116
hate to break it to you og but someone at least as smart as you has pointed that out at least a dozen times over the years

>>35749119
getting tested would not change how i approach the disease at all tho, especially since im already vacced

>>35749102
would you actually have done the calls

also a few seconds longer than 30 still reduces suspicion plz use your fucking brain this isnt hard

>>35749140
its good for the greater data pool

also good to know if u got a plague house

also u can still die even though ur vaxxed so u should prolly know if u have the plague

>>35748557
i have the chat link right on the homepage of the new djt guide.
you must be stupid to miss it.

>>35749140
you should look up how effective your vaccine is against the delta strain, most aren't even 90% effective against this new strain
you prolly got covid bruh

>>35749135
>>35749145
should be easy to link a post from the archive of someone saying it then

>>35749143
if someone gave me a hundo id have no problem shootin the shit w. them for a half hour sure

unfortunately i just spilled the beans on how to samefag more effectively so the accusations are really going to ramp up now that og knows that jamal knows the tech since we all witnessed this moment together
apologies for the indirect support of the gaslighting to come

>>35749140
> im already vacced
are you prepared to die from the complications?