/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35692890
Run rabbit run!

BEHOLD

THE BEST WIFE OF THEM ALL

how can I tell I am going through mofu withdrawal?

How do I flirt with a cheshire? Tell her a joke? throw a pie in her face?

(You) are not immune to fox propaganda

>>35692938
ask her for directions

>>35692938
Just squeeze her ass

>>35692941
I think I need to go back to my mofu anonymous help group again

I’m sure this thread will be filled with rational well thought out unbiased takes from people who know what they’re talking about.

>>35692938
Look deep into her eyes and say you love her, then begin laughing out loud and tell her you're just joking.

>>35692903
Cursed

>>35692890
>Welcome to die.
Thank god

>>35692959
No and I eat monster pussy for lunch money as well

>>35692941
Nonsense, I can quit anytime.

>>35692977
>I can quit at anytime
then stop huffing mofu for a week

>the devil bugs have found the cum sock

>>35692938
Tell her you want to order a pizza with her ass as the only topping.

>>35692988
u disgust me, anon. I just cum on the floor then mop it up

>>35692938
This is the correct answer: >>35692942

Please don't wake the salamanders.

>>35693050
Gonna wake the salamander by sticking my dick in her open mouth. And if she protests, well, then she shouldn't have been sleeping with her mouth open like that.

do u think that monsters would regrow your foreskin?

>>35693050
AAAAAAAHHHH

>>35693050
BWAAAAAAAA BWAAAAAAAAAAA BWAAAAAAAAA

>>35693092
nope

>>35693023
That’s hilarious dude but on a serious note my house is fucking coated in girlcum from them sniffing and masturbating with it and now I have no clue what to do. It’s obvious they’ll be back, do I just burn the entire house down and try to find a new home somewhere else?

>>35693104
Would a salamander's flame burn cleaner than propane?

>>35692941
a safely sealed fox is nothing to be concerned about

>>35693119
sell it to some dope for cheap and get a new house

Trust angels, they know what's best for you.

>>35693148
why she tied me up then and is looking at me like a wolf looks at her next meal?

>>35692954
>Anon goes to mofo anonymous
>Goes to get some coffee and bumps into a fox with the most well maintained mofu he has ever seen.
Welp anon it doesn't look like you are getting a coin today

>>35693092
>do u think that monsters would regrow your foreskin?
Why would she want to?
A danuki can't resist anything that's 10% off

>>35693148
I need a lot more evil, horny angels that still look heavenly and uncorrupted in my life. Something about their holy, righteous appearance coupled with their devious, degenerate intent just does something for me

>>35693126
Not if they have propane accessories

>>35693173
I will not relapse, I am not an addict, I will not huff the fluff

>>35693132

>>35693161
Safety measures
>>35693180
>devious, degenerate intent
Looks like we got a sinner in need of repentance over here

>>35693192
Come and touch it

>>35693192
Oh anon, denying you are an addict is the surest way to get back on the fluffy tails.

>>35693229
I give, the fluffy tails are calling my name and I can't resist their call no longer

>>35693229
It's ok anon, it's not like mofu can harm you. Just one fluff and you'll forget all your problems.

Why must familiars be small? I want to attempt to summon a familiar only to accidentally call a hellhound and completely fail at making a pact, only for them to propose a completely one-sided one for you to sign instead.

Show me the virgin hags please

of the things i would do to cheshires ass.

>>35693259
>just one

>>35693192
That's what they all say.

>>35693161
It's for your own good. Trust the Angels, Anon.

>>35693229
>that artist
nope can't get that image of that gross ass ending from one of his doujins out of my head whenever i see his art style.

>>35693297
then why is she pulling down my pants while drooling?

>>35693307
because if you're going to wander around adventuring on your own, you should learn to mend your own clothing.

>>35693307
Dont worry, shes just going to show you how much better angels are than those lowly succubi. You know, just to make sure you don't fall into their clutches.

>>35693329
what, I just got past the starting holst fields

>>35693307
You drool because of a physiological reaction from the heat so you need to be stripped
Unfortunately the cold is dangerous for a fragile human like you so they need to warm you up naked
And since humans are in heat all year long they will help relieving you off the sexual stress

Kind vampire uncle knits a dress for your death dog!

>>35693320
>>35693329
>>35693354
how do I know u ain't angels trying to trick me?

>That Dire JubJub Wrestler has won the Local Belt with sheer Horny Strength and Blue Ovary caused frustration.
>She just got one wish and it's the obligatory need for a husband and.. wait. All those traits describe me.
>Oh god they're giving her an address.

So how long do I got until the door gets kicked down?

>>35693380
>/

if i were to get into that how would i get into it?

>>35692916
i like the big wings

>>35693390
now

>>35693380
They wouldn't anon! Just trust them! They know whats best for you!

>>35693411
>>35693411
then how do I seduce a milf angel?

>>35693261
>not summoning a loli hellhound, and desmugging her by immediedly whipping it out on her face and telling her to bend over

>>35693420
You need only show how vulnerable a mortal like yourself is, and how likely you are to fall to sin. Maybe try (loudly) summon a demon to claim you around an angel, and they'll swiftly swoop in to 'stop you from falling to sin' and 'guide you down the right path'.

>>35693403
brb being embraced by a divine combination of feathers, muscle, pent up lust and love.

>>35693420
tell her your gonna remain celibate your whole life so you can be a good holy man

>>35693148
Reminder that Angel milk revives you from a KO and removes all debuffs.

Could an mg still love me if I fapped to yuri.

>>35693441
how can I steal this milk?

>>35693420
Pray

>>35693448
Polish her magic horn

>>35693448
>>>steal

>>35693454
oh my God do I pray
I pray every single day
For a revolution…

>>35693441
implying i dont want every debuff a monster girl can give. They don't hurt humans, after all

>>35693454
SO keep praying for milf angel milkies until god gets pissed and yeets a bunch at me?

>>35693467
Yes, I steal milk and sell it for profit

>>35693467
I found the combat in the game really dull. is it worth the slog?

how do I make monsters seethe on 4monster?

>>35693537
I hated the combat, beating it felt like a chore later. After beating it, as much as I loved Goddess and Rotkaptchen, I can say for sure I should have just decreased the difficulty or something to beat everything but the bosses.

>>35693467
I like these sorts of instant loss counterattacks.
Bare handing a baphomets horns, knocking a basilisks mask off, placing your head between lilim thighs, missing a dark slimes core and many more i'd imagine.

>>35693609
I love them. It's like some sort of poetic justice/raping the smug out of (You). You enter thinking you will easily beat the boss, next moment you are being ridden senseless. The damage being landed even after the HP hits 0 helps nail how powerless you are in that situation.

>>35693622
whats the best to get countered by?

>>35693666
Some motherly possessive dragon I guess

>>35693666
Oh wait if you mean in that game, enemies with counters are rare, though dangerous techniques you don't watch out will bite you aren't uncommon. I'm a fan or Succubus Officer cause if she Holds you, she starts a combo of handcuffing you, level drain and then milking your dick senseless as you can't rebel against authorities anymore.

>>35693677
>motherly possessive dragon
Tell me more

>>35693696
that sounds lovely.

>>35693666
I like the ones that make you look real dumb.
Something like if you struck at a barometz or myconid and immediately get saturated in spores with an annoyed monster eager to squeeze every drop of punishment out of you.

>>35693259

>>35693760
I want big kot nee-sans.

>>35693760
>oh no, I am trapped, what ever can I do?

>>35693701
Oh man, well, to not spoil the game, in her case she is known as the Wicked Dragon and was playing up her part to guide (You) around the Wonderland for her purposes. In case however you try to rape her, she oneshots you and you wake up in a room behind bars, with her claiming she was ready do anything for her goals, but when she learns you lust for her none of those things matter anymore, she was super happy and starts raping you then and there, claiming ''big sis'' will shower you with love and you will enjoy each other forever and ever.

>>35693666
>accidentally grabbing a mindflayer's tentacles, and immediately having them slither up your arm and through your ears
>pulling fluffy tail
>accidentally taking off an ushi-oni's seal when desprately stuggling as they pin you against a wall
>letting your guard down and having a holstaur pounce on you, deciding to do as they say and sucking their nipple while you think of a way out, only to immediately get lose all willpower
>getting your hand stuck in the shoggoth door while trying to walk away
>literally all of atlach
>pressing the 'remove limiters' button on the automaton
>trying to pull the manticore tailpussy off, only to stick your hand with a spine
>moving your head to the side to stop an apophis from kissing you, only to get bitten and insta-incubised

>>35693808
I would be the one to pounce on a holst and willingly drink her milk

>>35692890

>>35693808
whats the best way to counter a monster?

>>35693857
raping them first

>>35693808
>not wanting to kiss a apophis
she's getting smooched even if she doesn't want it

>tfw no monster gf so dark that its like into the void

>>35693875
looking

>>35693808
i mean i'd also be pretty surprised if a mindflayers tentacles could stretch that much. that's some deceptive range

>>35692890
Please do visit the Undead Lands of Sylvania

>>35693932
Can't, stuck in the badlands with orcs.

>>35693932
sorry too busy drowning in virgin dragon hag pussy to care

>>35693932
i already got my dragon zombie

>>35693932
I am already a connoisseur of wisp pussy

>>35693932
can my dick get wet?

Caracal Catgirl when?

I got raped by a highschooler ganguro gyaru raiju and her friends and the monster mana made my penis too big to fit in my pants.
I tried wearing those bras made for your penis and balls and I got my pants to zip up but it shows a huge gropable bulge.
I had no choice so I went out to work with my bulge jiggling very visibly on a the train.
A wurm loli literally played choo-choo train with my bulge, a holataur molested me and told me men should be at home being milked by hard working monsters and not working themselves, and a Cheshire filmed me with her magic phone while cupping, stroking, and juggling my bulge with her paws.
Is this really how monsters treat men? This isn't good! A man's consent matters!

>>35694096
lol, just cut off your dick ,m8

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that even the most savage of vampires has an elegance to her.
A class that cannot be matched.
And I'm not just saying this because I'm being held hostage.

>>35694096
embrace your dick and become the biggest manslut u can

>>35694116
blink pls

>>35694116
no they stink of blood

>>35694128
>>35694145
>Now read the next part about how they can command even ghouls with a nobility befitting even the grandest of rulers.
>And don't try any of that 'secretly pleading for help' thing, I've got bars in the windows this time.

>>35693941
Which greenskin are you stick with? An orc or Goblin?

>>35694116
gonna bully a vampire by giving her lots of dhampir kids

>>35694155
Size unclear, attempting to make it back to dwarven territory as the border princes are useless.

>>35694154
vamps mad cause they basic bitch monsters

>>35694162
>Going into dwarf territory, all while being corrupted with Demon Energy and spreading corruption to turn dwarves into little girls

That is cringe! And that is also going into the book of grudges!!!

>>35694116
Thank you for always bidding us good night, anon.

is callin a monster a lesbo enough to get them to rape u

>>35694245
It’d be funny (and dangerous) to see how certain monsters react to accusations of lesbianism

>>35694361
I'd imagine a hellhound would react the worst to it

>>35693808
>>getting your hand stuck in the shoggoth door while trying to walk away
DOOR STUCK

A Human man will never lose to foxes. That because they wil willingly sumbit themselves to foxes

>>35694389
dick stuck

>>35693941
You have to live it every day.
Let the broken heart stand as the price you have to pay.

The world needs more umi osho content.
Little M turtles are olev and underrated.

>>35694389
That's what you get for commenting "Ugh, Shogloaf for dinner again?"

What will happen if I feed my greenworm exclusively with demon realm produce?

something appealing about abyssals and there whole transformation thing, specificially the idea of a mindflayer or atlach gently easing their man into the transformation for the first time, helping to ease their nerves and doing it as slow as they need to so they dont get too scared

>>35694389
>Cant make it
>Cant make it
>We're fucked
>"Indeed you are, mastah..."

>>35694551
dire greenworm

>>35694389
might as well go all in and run into the door

>>35693677
incidentally there's some fresh madbird if that interests you
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/91256514

>>35694585
Yay!

>>35694570
What if it's exclusively Royal Makai produce?

>>35694605
Queenworm

>>35694561
>virgin anon rapidly shaking back and forth trying to pull open the door screaming "PLEASE! I BEG YOU!"
Shoggy is a genuine dicksucker.

Big half-feral wolfus

What happens if anon gets a virtue instead of an affliction when shoggy attempts to mindbreak him?

>>35695040
Holy fuck that bush

>>35695068
>bush
Fag

>>35693788
Hot.

>>35695072
If you don't like a woman with hair down south then you are a flaming homosexual. I don't make the rules.

>>35694506
>"And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously shog?"

>>35695068
You have a wolf who's probably lived by herself in the wilderness for decades, I don't know what else you'd expect.
Be glad it's fluffy fur and not that wiry bullshit humans get.

>>35695164
Meant for >>35695072 but eh

I like snakes

I like birds

I like horses

My soul belongs to canines

I like, nay, LOVE scorpions

My heart belongs to dragons

Minos r good

>>35695349
Mega Milk!

>>35695231
>>35695247
>>35695212
>>35695212
>>35695273
>>35695278
>>35695279
>>35695349
And MY AXE

>>35695393
That's a hammer.

>>35695212
I also like snakes

>>35692890
"Men of The Order! I am no Warrior Priest blessed with the gift of making grand speeches, I am no Orator - that is true. But I am not a cold uncaring man. Welcome to Ustinkistan, gentlemen. I will not lie, the chances of your survival are small - some of you may turn against your friends as monster and demon loving incubi. While your sisters and women at arms may be corrupted and monsterized into beasts and demons with alluring beauty... But you have my word that I will use my arcane gifts to ensure your bodies are given unto Hel, Goddess of Death, to receive a proper after life. This is the greatest reward, more than even gold for the fate of your soul is an eternal concern! Now, come. Follow me, strike down the monster and demon hordes that rise against us, allow me to help defeat the leader of this invading monstergirl army. I ask not for my own selfish glory seeking but for the good of the Order, for the realms of man, for humanity!"

>t.Order Battlemage Commander leading Order troops to battle

Your ass belongs to hellhounds

>>35695929
Oh no?!

breast expansion potion in the water supply

Ratatoskrs just look way too small to deliver all the mail on foot by themselves. I can imagine them riding across town on their little scooters that go brrr.

>>35695929
Skyrim belongs to the Nords!

>>35696126
It's a Vespa!

>>35696112
>"Their putting holst milk in the water to turn the friggin' sabbath busty!"

>>35694450
I’m a fan of the Teenage Ninja Umi Osho’s. That’s a fun show to watch!

What's that one fetish your monsterfu has that you don't exactly take too kindly to, but you put up with it for her sake?

>>35696245
A complete bastardization of the original sleazy black and white comic series

>>35695212
>>35695505
Would a lamia girl be able to communicate with my pet Python?

>>35696126
Magical satchel

>>35696264
I thought the cartoon was great for what it was, yes, it moved away from the source material, but it was a much better show for not having the crazy angst of the comics and replacing it with good ol’ Saturday morning cartoon bullshit.
>also Im in love with their automaton villain The Shredder

>>35696300
>automaton
In the comics she was a traditional Kunoichi

>>35696311
I know this, but I like the direction they took. Plus I have a thing for her monotone voice and hime cut hair.

>>35696324
Well I certainly enjoy Cocksteady and Bigboob

>>35696126
When it snows, you can always tell that a Rata has delivered your mail when you see little pawprints near your mailbox.

>>35696358
Snow... I remember snow.

People really underestimate the value a sandworm adds to a small-scale harem.

>>35695467
Dont ruin her fun, anon.

We know that each monster girl has preferences for men but how do they see each other? Do maids like the Kikimora see devil bugs as dirty and bad? How about martial monster girls like salamanders, how do they see less physically capable monsters like zombies or Litches?

>>35696468
Yes. Some monster girls likely have prejudices against certain other species. But since their main concern is dick, I don't think it'd get in the way or affect anyone negatively.

Is it considered flattery or an insult to have an automaton made the exact same way as another man’s custom built wifebot?

>Damn Anon, I love it when you argue with others on the internet over incredibly stupid shit, that nobody in the real world gives a fuck about! It's making me wet!
>Yesss! Hmmm! Post that dancing grey cat, while you troll liberals! Use your stupid ass meme ideology, oh fuck I love it when you just leave without elaborating further!
>Btw is that dancing grey cat real?

>>35693760
>>35693775
BIG kots

>>35693932
ahhh i need the rest of these where are they please anons

>>35696750
It's real, Chesh.

>>35696358
Just like with Santa Claus, leave a fresh cup of hot chocolate and a cookie for your hard working Rata mail woman, it gets cold delivering in Winterstown!

>>35696860
She falls for every clickbait and edited video.

>>35693677
I want to be locked in her sex dungeon and tell her wock pussy is better than Alice!
>>35694585
Playing dangerous games with that crop. Jubjub is a great girl even if she was playing the role of villain in the garden. Sad she's probably dead given the ending G stuff.

>>35696779
What does that big kot see in the boy

>>35697181
an easy, lifelong meal

>your petalace pollen tastes good anon

>>35697199
>nooo that's mine give it back give it back
>please I need that max potion otherwise I'm going to lose to you aaaaaaaaaa

>>35697260
>needing potions to fight
that monster was doing u a favour

>>35697329
>aaaaaa I'm sorry chameleos-chan I don't know your timings aaaaa
>I'm too busy listening to your theme song aaaa

you ever really like an mg design from a franchise you either never consume or just dont like?

I want to be the final boss and have monster adventurers fight me

>>35697384
Haven't played Nioh/nioh 2 as I'm total shit at soulslike games but I'll let Kasha lick me over and over

Would let the hino enma succ me dry too

>>35693932
>Despite all my rage she still has my cock in a cage
I had a sensible chuckle, thank you anon.

>>35697384
Most Anime franchises with monstergirls in them. I’ll watch a series for the MGs and leave because the plot is absolute crap. I did like Rising of the Shield Hero.

>>35697199
I don't need potions to fight u

>>35696923
If they keep doing that at all of her stops, there's no way she'd be able to eat all of them.

>>35697694
she can, she is from america

Should I fuck my judge at my trial to get acquitted?

>>35697580
>Most Anime franchises with monstergirls in them.
meaning isekai right?

>>35697715
She'd end up getting too fat! How's she supposed to ride her little scooter now?

>>35697830
thats why she gets carried by me

>>35697856
You wouldn't be anywhere near fast enough in the snow to finish the whole round trip around town in time.

>>35697878
but I do, and then i fuck ratachan for a job well done

>>35697830
She can get a big scooter.

>>35697909
Would you make an effort to do the brrr noises? She misses being able to use her old scooter, it makes her happy to be reminded of riding it.

>>35697384
i'm not going to play a gacha but there are some cuties out there.

>>35697952
the fuck u think I am doing, I am making vespa sounds while running way past the speed limit

>>35697949
Gonna breed a big rata.

>>35697970
like?

>>35698030
arknights, granblue, PnD

>>35698053
What about H-Gachas? Do you find any girls from those to be cute?

>>35698087
why is whitehorn chan looking at me like that?

>>35698094
i don't think i've any familarity of them. last origin, maybe?

>>35698105
it's that deer in headlights look

>>35698110
I was thinking more of just if you found any designs cute just from the ads or previews.

>>35697384
I really like the idea of cosmosirens but I've never been a fan of Frakass's art.

>>35698121
>>35698121
I don't think so, I never seen a deer look at me as If I was meat

>>35698121
You've gotta teach her to get out of the way or she's gonna get ran over.

>>35698141
Are you not meat?

>>35698151
>>35698151
I am not a steak, I am a man

>>35698134
i'd probably like them if i saw them. the only one that made me cynical of even the girls was midnight girls, where i felt they were ripping off too many character designs.
azur lane and kancolle don't do anything for my dick, abyssals excepted.

>>35698197
Some games try to have ripoff designs be their appeal, I guess.
On another note, a lot of games just have the character designs, art and H-scenes for a lot characters without them having much plot, so that really doesn't matter much for most girls. There's usually some brief character descriptions, though.

>>35698094
>H-Gachas
thats a thing?

I'm more and more warming towards gremlins, as I have to explain tech stuff about what I do to women. Having a girl that can not only understand but also help with my efforts would be golden.
I only wish they weren't perma lolis.

>>35698330
Why wouldn't it be?

>>35698356
gachas already make a fuck of money just showing just enough to entice men to spend more, showing actual h stuff seemed like it wouldn't be as profitable me thinks

>>35698330
There's been a lot on DMM. Quite a few have been shut down after a while, but they keep making new ones.
Some of their games have been translated by sites like Nutaku, but they usually censor and localize some content, like removing or badly editing loli characters for example.

Things a paladin would say when he sees a Sabbath monster...

>>35698447
they sending babies after me

>>35693808
>pressing the 'remove limiters' button on the automaton
>limiters
>not 'ethical constraints'
One job, Anomigo.

>>35698447
>What a perfectly flat, molestable chest!

>>35698447
time to go home and be a family man

>>35698526
paladin, not a priest

>>35693273
I'd spank it until it was a shredded mess of bloodied meat sponge

>>35698551
Priestladin.

>>35693273
Make my Kobold bite it.

>>35698608
his party only consists of loli alps

>>35698628

>>35698148
better hold her hand and take her to the side, that should snap her out of it.

>>35698151
What happens if I tell crazy White Horn I'm a meat popsicle?

>>35698447
>i will not lose to loli pussy

>>35698740
You have to teach her how to avoid it by herself. There might be times where you can't just get her out of there right away.

>Cat girl rubbing against you to make sure you smell like her to ward off any whores

>>35698748
That poor man doesn’t know what’s in store for him

>>35698793
This, but with sandworm instead

>>35698793
no wonder that chesh keeps rubbing me

>>35698793
I was reading a book called Fool's Errand where the MC can telepathically communicate with animals. The cats had the best lines.
>Make a lap by the fire
>Pet the cat. It will make you feel better.

>>35698793
But that's a dog

>>35698793
getting covered in suction cup marks by a scylla or kraken is hot

>>35698793
this but with a huge sweaty minotaur

>>35698850
>Pet the cat. It will make you feel better.
Monsters that demand you to pet them to feel better? I like it

>>35698793
Spray bottle on her.

>>35698793
>tfw ywn be covered in wifes kisses every morning before you go to work

>>35695929
And her ass belongs to me.

>>35692890

>>35695929
I would like to see her try, she a lazy neet that never gets out the house

How do I deal with a smart wurm? I keep trying to sneak into the girls only wurm club by saying I’m not a boy but a husband this genius wurm said boys are husbands

>>35695105
I'm fine with that. Problem is I don't want to go down on a goddamn swamp down there.

>>35699232
Why do you want to get into a girls only Wurm club?

>>35699096
>Trashwatch
Meh.

>>35699243

>>35699243
thats a part of the adventure

>>35699250
Cause that’s were all the cute wurms are at

>>35699297
friend, then just dress like a wurm and speak in falsetto

>>35699297
scrape your knee on some pavement outside and a couple will knock a hole in their respective walls to come check on you

>>35695105
Disgusting 3DPDfag.

>>35692890

>>35699387
My Mofucopter goes ____ ____ ____ ____ ____!

>>35699404
kon kon kon kon

if monsters were real, how much clothes would you wear?

>>35699457
What I usually wear?

>>35694626
Ok what about exclusively mist continent steamed cabbage

>>35699404
SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

>>35699469
those digits don't make me think so

>>35699486
He didn't say he was gonna wear it in the same order.

>>35699457
Probably just a normal outfit? I’m not trying to get raped by every monster I cross paths with

I had the Cheshire nightmare again

>>35699552
>not trying to get raped
wat?

>>35699572
Sex should be consensual only.

>>35699559
Which one?

>>35699579
>consensual only
unicorn hooves typed this

>>35699600
Don't be ridiculous, hooves can't type.

>>35699596
The one where she grabs me from the air and drops me

>>35699611
you never know, they could make keyboards for them

>>35699600
>implying a Unicorn couldn't rape a virgin man
>implying a Unicorn wouldn't rape a virgin man

>>35699627
They'd be way too big for practical use.

>>35699572
Sorry, but my virginity is only to be removed by wisp pussy

>>35699644
lol, dead pussy is best pussy, am I rite

>>35699644
>spaghetti dropping sounds

>>35699643
Just like unicorns.

>>35699644
lol, gonna die a virign

>>35699676
That's an old meme

>>35699644
Angels told me if you receive their baptism you will be purified so that isn't an issue

>>35699743
Yes

>>35699762
i like the smiley face shroom

You gonna get drained and you'll like it

>>35699777
drained of my sin that's what

>>35699676
Imagine the ecstasy a wisp would feel if they caught a virgin

Here's a novel idea
>male streamer in a world of mamano but you never speak

>>35699865
>some annoyed Rata doxes you
>next stream some monster girl shows up and rapes you mid stream
>views and subs skyrocket

>>35699865
me expect workout streamer wearing fullplate

>>>35690316
https://pastebin.com/UqabiTt0
More of a slice of life story than outright romance but it's fun. It is a fairly old story at this point so some things may be slightly off compared to newer content but nothing too crazy
>>>35688842
It's been shoah'd off of pastebin so go to the author PRW in the mega and click 'Alex and Eris'

>>35699579
based and puritypilled

how many monsters would rape you in your sleep?

>>35699579
nope, it should hard, fast, unrelenting and sudden

>>35699777
If the monsters I'd most like to fight are Dragonkin, the ones I'd least like to fight are high-rank undead. Or Succubi.

>>35699579
It is consensual, you just don't know it yet.

>>35692890

>>35700185
All of them I hope

>>35700220
I wonder, would she be offended if I asked her for a glass of milk?

>>35700210
>t. monster in court

Rate my romcom script
>Man's parents setting him up with a monster because he's 27 and they want him out of their house

>>35700329
make the monster the same deal

>>35700339
Ohhhh that's a good idea.

>>35700360
just make the 27 into 2700

how would you want to meet your monster girl gf?

>>35700339
Even better, it's a combo that doesn't initially match. Anon wanted a bombshell babe, and the girl wanted some knight in shining armor to whisk her away. Instead, they're both neets. But then they bond over their shared interests and all the grumbling they do about their parents.

>>35700367
Are you a psychic? Because you read my mind
>both independently come up with a scheme to masquerade as suave seducers while internally spilling more spaghetti as the veil slowly begins to slip

>>35700403
would love to see the spaghetti spill

>>35700317
Millions of happily married husbands can't be wrong.

>>35700376
huge hag minotaur who is my boss at the office, and I get to know her properly when I'm working overtime one day

>>35700376
In my mind it goes like this:
>be me
>be at the beach
>dragon divebombs into the water because she saw something shiny (the sun reflecting off of the lake)
>she looks at me all embarrassed
>"What?" she demands, "never seen a girl go swimming before?"
>"Not in the nude", I would reply, and she would notice her clothing did not survive the impact

>>35697384
Those two foxes from b*ats are such a thing.

>>35700376
the old walk into her cave by accident

>>35700442
>happily married
broken hips beg to differ

>>35698447
>ooh ooh ahh ahh
>pus pus

>>35700376
getting grabbed by the old white rape van

>>35692890

>>35700504
broken bones, bruises and skin deep cuts are all the marks of a passionate monster

>>35700545
no wonder they treat us like we made are of glass

>>35699894
No they wouldn't. You'd just be banned for sexual content.

>>35700572
my mind tellin me no, but MY BODY, MY BODY TELLING ME YES

>>35700570
Fuck tanukis

Only interact with monsters with greater than 50% tail-to-body-volume ratio.

Uh, manticore fluff huff with hand holding for Anon(s).

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32596606

>>35700748
Did you have another account before this one, or did you just start writing?

>>35700771
No, I'm a complete beginner, I mean... it's not hard to tell. I probably started around june.

>>35700748
It looks like a flower... gonna sniff it!

>>35700825
I honestly wanted to write about what would happen if you put a bottle of booze in it, but scrapped the idea.

>>35700748
Thanks Anon, this will be a nice read. Manticores are the cutest and sweetest

I would love to go on a patrol with a centaur qt. Maybe get to know her better too.

>>35700748
Manticore tailingus

>>35700748
Manticore tails have a mind of their own, right?
>kiss manticore goodnight
>tail snakes up to your face, expecting a kiss too
>kiss the tail goodnight

manticores are stupid, why do you need an extra pussy?

>>35700572
FAT-assed elf!

>>35701172
So you can get fucked while sitting in her lap.

>>35701122
>try to kiss tail
>get poked by spine
guess that's another sleepless night

>>35700748
>Why yes, I do name my characters after Eurobeat artists, how could you tell?
absolute legend

>>35701203
i'd get a mix of a jabba and a manti for max rape

>>35700613
You can't make me.

>>35701276
then how are you gonna get the best pc money can buy?

>>35700996
Thank you. Even if you don't believe it, it means a lot to me, that you guys read my crap writing.
>>35701172
Improved nursejob.
>>35701122
I think, that's jabberwock.
For manti, it's more like a second pussy.
>>35701257
I did this with all my works, I wonder how many people noticed.

>>35701203
>>35701389
>tfw no manticore auntster to play doctor with you

>>35693148
My destiny is my own!

why is this board going so quick?

>>35701575
Threads that belong in a certain other board keep getting ghostbumped and the mods refuse to do anything about it.

>>35701744
ah no wonder, the fucking scourge

>>35700748
>you want to stick your cock in here don't you anon

>try to masturbate to one of my favorite monsters
>can’t quite get the job done
>pull up image of that one demon witch from Kuroferuru sabbath
>cum almost instantly
Ok, I think it’s about time I try not masturbating for a bit, so I don’t end up stuck like this

>>35701900
the sabbath has their tiny claws in you

>>35701900
>Kuroferuru Sabbath gained a new onii-chan that day

>>35701389
I liked it

what 4monsters /fit/ be like?

>>35702223

>>35702223
posting gainz and then pics of boys wearing little clothing with the caption "Is coffee good for you?"

>>35702234
>>35702245
I have a feeling they might awaken to some urges...

>>35702245
>pics of boys wearing little clothing with the caption "Is coffee good for you?"
>every single one gets a comment "made for tight hellhound pussy"

>>35702245
I'd honestly derail a thread by posting a webm of me squating my max while extremely sweaty

>>35692890

>>35701061
Patrolling the harsh winter terrain with slavic, SKS wielding White Horn would be fun, she would make a good stew over a campfire

>>35702394
cute fishies

>>35702394
Tfw no aquatic monster gf to help me get over my crippling fear of the sea

>>35702394
Imma swim into the trench and see what old ha-I mean mature monsters I can find down there

One of those days...

>>35702223
Oh fuck imagine the keto debates.

>>35702477
what?

Nuns, I need more Monster Nun pics

>>35700572
Elf butt is something else...

>>35702577
Don’t lewd nuns, they’re supposed to be pure maidens, not lecherous monsters

>>35702592
then why do they make my pp very hard?

>>35702577

>>35702477
>Cheshire
>Smoking instead of vaping
Damn, meme kot must have had a really bad day

>>35702860
how do I cheer her up?

>>35702871
Borgers

>>35702368
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>>35702871
>>35702860
give her a few (you)s
that'll make her smile

>>35702885
Nothing like assburgers to cheer up a kot

>>35702889
I would also shill noschlickso that monsters cum the moment a man so much as touches them

>>35702945
She may act smug but in fact she is desperate to hide the fact she is wearing Hello Kitty panties

>>35693363
I would have liked to see the dress after the skirt was attached. Lewd wedding dresses are one of my fetishes.

>>35702997
Im bullying any chesh that wear those, bullying them in the bedroom I mean