/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Money maybe.

I dunno, maybe it has something to do with losing WWII.

Because the western military can re-use their pilots.

They didn't have konata-chan to hurricane kick baka gaijins with ^-^

Is it so? To my knowledge Japan conquered all of East Asia with nothing more sophisticated than tankettes and outdated planes. It took America to invent the atomic bomb to bring them to their feet, which says a lot about how desperate they could have been.

oops

because ineffective trolling technique. /jp/ doesn't give a fuck about Japan

Back to /b/ now. Come back when you can think of something that actually rages /jp/

>>3569563
Reported.
Delete please.

>>3569579

>>3569577

I remember you, you motherfucker. I though I shot you down in 19XX.

Is this from that shitty katana vs other swords thread?

>>3569591
When the rest of East Asia was still using spears, swords and bows as the main infantry weapon? Sure, a great victory.

>It took America to invent the atomic bomb to bring them to their feet
>bring them to their feet
>their feet

wut?

>>3569591

Stupid leadership

>>3569603
>shot down an SR-71
Shot down? Excuse me while I speed up and ascend, avoiding all threats. Let's just ignore the dozen or so that were..."lost."

>>3569591
Korea was using outdated weaponry.

China was in the middle of a civil war.

The rest of the countries don't really matter.

America was too lazy to do on shore invasion so they nuked Japan.

>>3569609
You must be new here.
These shitty Japanese vs West thread have been going on long before the shitty Katana vs Western sword threads.

>>3569613

Wow, you're so strong, America. Erecting a flag and all that shit, I'm impressed.

/jp/ doesn't give two fucks about Japan. Only touhoufriends and animu resides here :)

>>3569621
>China was in the middle of a civil war.
Except they formed the unified front against Japan

>>3569591

>outdated planes

Think you may want to remove that part. As late as 1942 the Zero was still better than any US fighter in service.
Of course it went downhill fast after that.

>>3569617

Viggen says hi.
Perhaps flying the same route every day is a bit tactically unsound.

>>3569634
like two years after they were done fucking with themselves.

Japan lost in the end in either case.

>>3569563

>>3569624

What's that? We're sinking the biggest battleship ever constructed?

>China
>Civil War

Nothing new there

i love replying to troll threads, epic win xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>3569641
Eat my drone.

>>3569656

That wouldn't happen to be containing any naked snakes, would it?

>>3569650

Nice.

Enjoy dumping all your money into the military to oppress other nations Amerifags.

So I heard Vietnam was a GREAT SUCCESS.

>>3569661
No, sadly nothing as cool. They were just used to photograph an area, eject the camera for retrieval, then self-destruct (successful missions - 0)

>>3569664
Feels good man

Japan annexed USA

THE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS

What's more, the real kicker about the Manhattan Project was that their most outstanding contributors - Slizard, Einstein and Fermi - all hailed from Axis powers. American scientists must have been seriously shit at physics if they had to resort to bribing people into defecting enemy countries so soon into the game.

>>3569674

Aw. Anyways, going to bed. Goodnight, /jp/. With the sweet lullaby often mistaken for the Katamari theme.

Naa-naa-naaah na-na-naa-na-na-naa-naa...

what's it like knowing japan wont produce anything worth shit in 20 years weeaboos?

>>3569721
Don't forget Operation Paperclip~

>>3569722

My TV is a Sony, my auto is a Mitsubishi, my professional camera is a Nikon. None of your faulty gaijin tech can even come close to their cutting-edge perfection.

>>3569720

You'd better start going to bed earlier if you want to get big and strong like Yuugi. I didn't start pushing up 200 on the bench press by depriving myself of sleep, you know. But I already went into detail about that in the Halloween thread, so off you go.

>>3569742
GREAT POST!!!!!

>>3569563
But it's how Okuu was born.

>>3569745

THANKS BRO

>>3569563
>>Why Japanese armies are so weak compared to western military?
remember that terms of surrender treaty they signed on the uss missouri? guess what that treaty said they can't do.

>>3569742
shit post is shit

filtered forever

>>3569783
Told off Arc.

>>3569767
who cares, US should've nuked away that piece of shit country

I don't like war.

It's senseless.

>>3569828

If Roosevelt had been of the same opinion, today half of Europe would have been speaking in German and the other half in Italian.

;_;

>>3569563

You obviously haven't met the French bro.

>>3569738
Dude, check the labels.

MADE IN CHINA

>>3569869
I think you mean all of it would speak russian

And so would the US

>>3569563
Article 9 of the Japanese Constitution is a clause in the National Constitution of Japan that prohibits an act of war by the state. The Constitution came into effect on May 3, 1947, immediately following World War II. In its text, the state formally renounces war as a sovereign right and bans settlement of international disputes through the use of force. The article also states that, to accomplish these aims, armed forces with war potential will not be maintained.

>>3570086

>Everyone speaking Russian

Beautiful.

>>3570122
Those atomic bombs sure hit them hard.

>>3569869
You mean Switzerland?

/jp/ - Japan/War

>>3570122
1945-1947 "Immediately"

>>3569563
хорошо

>>3570154
Da.

>>3569621
>>The rest of the countries don't really matter.
asian red necks and niggers got pwned hard.

>Why Japanese armies are so weak compared to western military?

Navy-wise they got trolled hard by the US. An American admiral named Alfred Thayer Mahan came up with this theory that naval battles are won through one single "decisive battle". Japan latched onto the idea and figured they need all these carriers and long lance torpedoes to weaken the American fleet then face them down with the biggest battleship in home waters for this decisive battle.

By WW2 the RN, KM and USN all abandoned this theory due to the obvious power of commerce war and aircraft carriers, but Japan refuse to change their game plan, even after Pearl Harbor. The US even had a War Plan Orange to fool Japan into thinking that decisive battle was still going to happen, so they ended up wasting all those resources building Yamato class.

>>3571972
I would like to see more of this sort of post on /jp/.

>>3571972
In other words, the Japanese are fucking stupid and can only spew out the shit they were fed by others.

>>3572007
Next time class meets, be able to fill in at least 5 other countries for Japan.

>>3569663
that thumnail looked like a dude bending over

>>3569742
This is the worst post in the history of /jp/

>>3569721
In a number of causes they were Germans or from German controlled territories who fled Nazi oppression. If you were an intellectual and could be even hinted at having some Jewish heritage you generally saw what was coming and got the fuck outta dodge.

>>3572145
Wait, so the Jews killed were the stupid Jews? Why are today's Jews not thanking the Germans for cleansing their race as well as giving them a get out of war crimes free card?

>>3572034
Russia is one.

>>3572179
It was more a case of the well educated and trained (rich) being able to use their prestige and connections to escape and the poor being shit on.

You might have noticed that the gassing was called the "Final Solution", that was because the Nazis tried a bunch of other methods to get rid of the Jews before resorting to mass slaughtering them. This included shipping them out on boats and trying to get other nations to accept them and trying to relocate them on mass. The only problem was that NO ONE would take them in (including America).

>>3572239
Gee I wonder if this has any parallels to current situations anywhere