/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Satoko's obscene anus!

>>35678040
She's fingering her butthole.

schizo thread

>>35678109
I don't know, This thread seems okay so far. Let see what happens.

>>35678109
wtc is about schizos so of course all threads about them here at schizo central will be schizo-tastic.

The mystery of Crestwood is getting closer to being solved! We have about two more days until the mystery is over! Get over here and stop the true culprit before it's too late!! >>>/qst/4911174

>>35678363
I'll take genuine schizos over normalfags or boring autists like you-know-who.

>>35678428
No thanks, bucko.

>>35678670
No love!

>>35678433
>like you-know-who.
Like you?

I love Rena.

anyone have the imgur link for umineko with all the official art?

Datamining time!
>favorite scene in WTC
>how many pullups you can do in a row

Would you a Lia?

>>35679092
Keiichi giving his 1500 second speech
27

>>35679092
>favorite scene in WTC
pic related
>how many pullups you can do in a row
I haven't done a pullup since highschool, but back then I could do like 30 proper ones

Do Higurashi fans really?

We know it's you anon

No it's not

It's you anon, don't lie.

Post your steam account, I will verify if you made those reviews or not.

It's not me..

Looks like no one is getting (You)s tonight.

Good, We need less greedy (You) posters!

>>35679364
This is the average kind of person responsible for Ciconia's moderate rating and Ryukishi's lack of enthusiasm...
Let this world burn.

Satoko stripped naked and tickled until she loses her mind and pisses herself!

Satoko tickled a normal amount with her clothes still on for a punishment game until she laughs a bit and tells Keiichi to stop.

>Lion uncomfortable as fuck
>Will averts his eyes embarrassed
>uncanny feeling to it

>>35679586
What does it mean?

>Lion feels at home in her dress
>loving embrace and eye contact between the two
>feels natural

https://youtu.be/DmOZDMcM1fo

4:10 How does this make /jp/ feel? Would you want Teppei to do this to Satoko?

>>35679597
The fact that cuteroris bleed when you punch their noses is gross. How can anyone find them cute? Humans suck!

Goodnight bros, Tomorrow let's shitpost together!
Solve my mystery too!

I honestly have no idea what this is supposed to be.

Rena is dumb

Rena being bathed by doctors because she refuses to bathe! How disgusting!

>>35679993
Well she is a woman.

>>35679364
Tards like this are the reason why R07 isn't enjoying writing Ciconia. FUCKING NORMALFAGS!

>>35680212
I hope a time comes again when edgy or depressing fanart isn't the majority of what Satoko gets.

>>35680255
I wanna see more art of her in the deepest pit of hell

>>35680255
>majority
The majority is still regular/cute stuff, and that's not counting lewds.

>>35680324
artist is @pulmonaria_

I want Satoko to give me an injection.

Stop the press. Long28 drew a picture without gigantic bazoongas in it.

>>35680398
[red]Satoko's blush was real[/red]

>>35680279
I don't think we can be friends.

My wife wants to read the Umineko VN beacuse I keep talking about it (no spoilers) but she doesn't speak english so I was wondering if a spanish translation of the VN exists? I was considering telling her to read the manga but I think the VN is the better way to experience it for the first time.

>>35680420
Ask Ryukishi

Posting Satoko is fine and all but spamming old pictures doesn't add much to the thread. If it's not hot off the press, there's no reason to post it unless there's a post to accompany it.

>>35680420
Doesn't Lambdadelto have a playthrough in Spanish on his Youtube?
I'm not sure if he has a Spanish patch though

>>35680469
I like satoko and the thread is dead

sleepy...

>>35680513
I want to punch her in the gut
Not enough to hurt her but just enough to slightly wind her

>>35680492
It's going to be just as dead with you eating up half the image limit while everyone else waits for an actual conversation to happen.

>>35680492
I enjoy the images, keep going.

>>35680550
No it won't
>>35680579
Thank you

>>35680479
You are right, found it on his Youtube, and he has a link to a forum for the spanish translations, too bad the forum is mostly dead and the links are from 2010 and in megaupload. At least the playthrough works.

>>35680511
Looks like he got his mom's droopy eyes

DEEN or Gou Satoko?

>>35680766
both

>>35680766
DEENtoko has mosquito bites at best, Goutoko is closer to the oppai loli from the VN.

>>35680420
It exists, but it's poorly translated from English and full of typos. Most of the sentences are translated literally and it sounds awkward as hell. Whoever translated it has very mediocre orthography and doesn't know how translation works.

>>35679597
Haruka's sweaty rori ass!

Stakes or Chiesters?

>>35681026
Chiesters but only if they have human ears under the hair.

>>35679364
Ciconia is good after 1 mounth after the reading

during the reading is just a pain

Boobtoko

>>35681442
redundant, even 8 year old satoko had tits somehow.

>>35681449
nice

yup schizo thread

>>35681528
Rena's neck, but it's my peepee and balls instead?

When I posted the SMT5 protag on his booru, it was because I thought it looked like him. I wasn't expecting it to cause him to out himself as gay for a second time.

One more satoko picture and I might... oh yeah... keep them coming...

>>35681748
>like a girl
>gay
pick one retard

Hello EriKantrice fan,
I posted a response to you points and arguments in your Manifest here.
https://pastebin.com/3681GyZq

>>35681884
>https://pastebin.com/3681GyZq
ITALIANON HERE I WILL DEBATE AT ANY OF YOUR POINTS JUST WAIT

>>35681884
>There must be but one true culprit.
After reading my site i understand that Van Dine mean only 1 person can kill another person not the culprit in the general crime.

in other words 2 person that can't kill the same victimt
but since this is a doubtfull point Ryukishi help us this time

RED TRUTH OF VAN DINE SAID BY WILLIARD
>There must be but one true culprit.
Here ryukishi changed Van Dine truth to remove any doubts
So this red truth can mean the original meaning of only 1 culprit for homicide or just mean ONLY 1 MASTERMIND

in all the case there is no problem for more people who kills in the same game

>>35681884
>This was seen in the anime.
Like is tated in my manifesto the anime is not used as a proof but just to give a visual information of how must being the scene.
>In ShKantrice Eva and Hideyoshi were bribed making it plausible why they would let in the master mind. And why would they be afraid from a servant anyway?

IF YOU LET A SERIAL KILLER IN YOUR ROME YOU WILL JUST STAY IN YOUR BED WITHOUT DOING NOTHING?

George is her son and with him near Eva had no problem to relax herself.
>ShKantrice has one culprit, and their name is Yasu. Only the accomplices change a bit from game to game.
CULPRITS IS THE 1 WHO KILL
AS ERIKA STATED IN EP6

since in Shkanontrice different people kill then different people are the culprit
>I’m wondering what your explanation for Rosa seeing golden butterflies is.

Rosa is not the detective, only Battler must being an objective view

but since Rosa accept Kinzo illusion for her personal profit ....this can mean a nice explanation of the dream of wealth ruin lifes.
>The manga is a bit weird about it. I do not like the visual of, the door just widely being open.

Shkanontrice official solution is all servatns accomplice of Rosa since all the servants were present during the opening of the chapel

you can't faked a closed door in front not accomplices or this entire plan have no sense

>>35681884
>Van Dine does not apply to Umi. Here just some rules that are clearly broken
Van dine and Knox were stated in ep2, so if any reader read about it they would naturally tried to used that rules to solve Umineko

naming them and then don't use it , is called an insult to the reader who wasted his time.

>No willful tricks or deceptions may be placed on the reader other than those played legitimately by the criminal on the detective himself.
We saw the game with the eyes of Battler , every trick made to us was made to him too
>There must be no love interest
Van Dine spoke about this truth as the goal is not marry the detective

there is not a single love scene for battler during the games, the only love scene is about George and Shannon but this scene is just George's motive, this is wy is spammed so much
>The detective himself, or one of the official investigators, should never turn out to be the culprit.
Erika is just the accomplice not the culprit in ep5 in the other games who cares since Beatrice remuved this rule

>>35681884
why

>>35681884
>Kanon killed Jessica, his own personalit
Kanon disappier every time and every time he met Battler is akward and made the you don't remember me clichè

So Kanon being Beatrice is unconfutable.
more people can be here?
Who cares now
>Funny idea but doesn’t make this much sense. Rosa is the highest ranking right know and thus would have no reason for that. She has all of it regardless of such an document or not.
George is already and adult, Jessica is the heir in the succession line
if she wanted something more she could not waste this possibility
>The Umi version only says that the culprit cannot be a servant and Genji is just an accomplice.
a culprit is someone who kills, like stated by Erika in ep6
>Besides the joke, Shannon had a hole in her skull.
all the all in the bodies are created by the rifle
now explain how Shannon could shot herself in the head and created a hole with the stake?

maybe George at start tried but he could not do that
>Final words about ep 2. You forgot about the letter in the parlor which also needs to be answered. And for a good theory you would also have to answer why Rosa suddenly stated running. All in all, a rather weak solution for ep 2.
for this wait since i don't remember the scene but remember that any accomplice could put the letter and if Battler didn't seen it then is ok.

Fuck off weak solution
then what is Shkanontrice?

>>35681987
>then what is Shkanontrice
3 doors, one lock

>>35681884
>Hepel’s raven isn’t explained good and R07 really fucked up the used symbols
GO TO UNI
>Eva acts independent of Yasu in ShKantrice (ep 3) and yes, someone can get murderous with that much money on the line. Just look at ep 7 tea party.
THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE MOTIVE TO KILLA PERSON IS LOVE LIKE STATED IN EP7 BY WILL AND BERN GAME IS FAKE
>Or in short. It is not allowed to just pretend, that there was a key found in the room.
For the chapel murders your meaning literrally kill Shanontrice since the chapel key must being closed inside the boiler room but Nanjo have 1000 different methods to complete the circle

you don't like put an envelop on Kinzo body?
then he put the guest room key on Kanon's body or something similar.
By acting from outside Nanjo could created this trick

>There is no means of locking the doors and windows of those six rooms
without the keys
This is a red truth of the manga naturally is retarded but retarded enougth to kill his own theory
>Funfact: Rosatrice doesn’t use Rosa in ep 3 after this. Thus this doesn’t break it.
i remember different but if is truth......very bad
>Another weird manga thing. I prefer the idea that Eva shot Rudolf and Kyire. Then Kyrie fired back and killed Hideyoshi.
the manga fucked up this possibility hard if i remember well the all point was about Eva being unable to reach Kyrie
>No. Rudolf's rifle was broken and Kyrie grabbed fake bullets in the tea party of ep 7. But there are also some real mixed into them because Kyrie kills Rosa.
the parents divided themself 4 rifle like in the fake Bern game and what happened?
people didn't really died after being shooted

ALSO THERE ARE ONLY 2 CHIESTER SISTER IN EP2
AND CHIESTER SISTER ARE THE WEAPON OF THE MURDERS

so only 2 fucking rifle works and Kyrie can't shot hideyoshi
>Your idea doesn’t work that nicely because George did not go down the stairs. Meaning it’s a weird way to just go around and never use them.
disappier was part of the plan and since the meeting against George's mother must being a secret Krauss and Natsuhi has no reason to doubt about him wanted to take separated street to met
>For some reason everyone was very sleepy even thought they were all drinking Eva’s coffee.
yeap the kids in the same room with George
Krauss? Natsuhi?
>Doesn’t that make her into a culprit from your definition
The game was already ended, like happened in that book of Agata christie

>no magic scene
EVATRICE BEING DISCOVER BY THE MEMORYLESS BATTLER SO IKUKO MADE A GAME IN WHICH THESE BULLSHIT SEEMS TO BE TRUTH SO BATTLER MUST PASS THE GENERAL IDEA TO FINS THE TRUTH.

SHANNON RESURRECTION AND GEORGE SCENE ARE EXPLAINED WITH HIM BELIVED OF HER BEING ALIVE LIKE IN THE PLAN

CMON ANON
I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING

>>35682057
>everyone is the culprot 3 times
yeap nice solution

god fucking dammit i just realized the three kings are abn's religion heads
fuck you ryukishi

I wake up to Satoko I Satoko Satoko

>>35681884
>Can you please not spoil other stories. There are people that don’t know this (me for example). It’s not a normal thing to read in school over here.

This point was used by SHanontrice so always suprosed me about how many people never know about him.

but sorry anyways i changed it in my latex manifesto
>Yes, it's a boring trick and makes nearly every person a possible culprit here.
TO BEING A CULPRIT YOU MUST HAVE A REASON

LOVELESS SOLUTION
>Kyrie and Jessica lied because they got bribed/threatened or were part of a prank. Take the one you like the most or a mixture.
KYRIE OPEN HER HEART TO BATTLER IS A TRICK FOR YOU?
JESSICA KILLED GOERGE IN THE MANGA IS A TRICK?
cmon
>Doesn’t that make Kumasawa to a culprit, according to your definition.
who put the poison in is the culprit
Kumasawa just doing her fucking Job

>The well cannot be opened like you said. Battler search for anything but found nothing and because he’s the detective we can assume it to be impossible.
BATTLER SEARCH AFTER THE METING WITH BEATRICE

She could not endure seen him anymore so he blocked any access
AND THIS EXPLAIN ALL THE META SCENE ABOUT THE FALL HAPPY
>This is forbidden by Knox. Either you can easily explain it or you aren’t allowed to use it.

IS NOT FORBIDDEN SINCE IS NOT A CLOSED DOOR
THE WINDOW WAS OPEN SO YOU CAN CREATED ANY X METHOD
>A simple kick can’t split a skull.

Eva's training made it possible as you sees in the meta-scene
or just shot her with his gun
WHO CARES BETTER THE KICK
>That’s not how he was found.
imagine the scene Shannon died in front your eyes you tried to run, fell , and the culprit was above you and then shot.
OR JUST SHOT AND TAKE THE HEAD
NANJO IS OLD AND FAT 0 CHANCE OF SURVIVAL
>That’s not how Kyrie was found. The holes were in the wall she was leaning against.
created aftet ther dead for the sake of the mystery or just shut at the door before enter

Kanon shot her and then SHE called Battler before dying, too possibility for this little details
>Regarding the magic. You haven't explaint any magic between waking up in the dungeon and getting shot in the well. Just some of the things you would have to explain, if you want to meet your claims:

Kanon's magical blade, Shannon and Kanon defending against the chiesters, Krauss vs Goat-kun, meeting with Virgilia

THE FALL IN THE WELL WAS CREATED BY THE TIME PASSED FROM GETTING ASLEEP IN THE ROOM AND WAKE UP IN THE PRISON AFTER THE FALL, the others are just Kanon break the jail, Kanon and Shannon being the first victim of Kanon shooting, Krauss tried to figth after reaching the house and Kyrie and virgilia meeting just kanon presented to them as a witch.
or something silimar just a romanticization of their fake escape

>This is very easy to solve because Battler only needs to be Rudolf’s son for it to work
yeap so even the reader can know about it and linked it to Kyrie's call

>Sounds weak to me when we have lines like this.
reread some is what Kanon wanted her to tell him, other half is er apologizeing to him

>This is another one of the weird usages of people/body.
but still a red truth of the VN so accept it
>I don't understand what you mean here.
tat the manga fucked up Kanon position as 9th victim

>It was a big hole and remember that blood goes off easily from skin but does not from cloth. There is no indication that something might be odd here.
GEORGE HAD OLD BLOOD ON HIM WITH A FRESH WOOND
how you call it

AND AGAIN I EXPLAINED EVERY MAGICAL SCENE WITH A COUNTERPART IN REALITY EVEN THE MOST USELESS 1
WHO CAN EXPLAIN SHAKANONTRICE KYRIE AND KRAUSS FALL?

IT'S A LIE LMAO
PATHETIC

>>35682072
>GO TO UNI
Don't worry I have a bachelors degree in mathematics an I know that equality and implication are two different concepts.
Equality for example is symmetric meaning "raven=black" and "black=raven" is the same. But for Hempel's raven we have "ravenblack" which is fundamentally different to "blackraven".
The Contraposition also isn't that special for a symmetric relation because that's just trivial.
But "ravenblack" being the same as "¬black¬raven" is useful, for example when you want to prove something.
Tl:dr r07 just misused the "=" symbol but he also messed up implications with the first red said.

>>35681884
>This would imply that Maria would've had to fake tantrums long before this conference because Rosa uses them normally. Doesn’t sound like a nice connection to me.

Rosa bitching about Maria's sleeping pills box being empy so the pills are normal then nothing forbit Maria to follow Kanon's orders

>Your roulette also doesn’t look like it could work for ep5/6.
Because Ep 5 and 6 are different game in which the goal is different but perfect for the first 4 games.

OK FOR NOW I JUST
enjoy until here

>>35682169
learn math

>>35682169
>>35682169
Just noticed that 4chan doesn't support UTF8 and thus my implication arrow wasn't written.
When I wrote ravenblack it was meant to be raven=>black.

Italianon, the chapel door was unlocked.
You have never answered this properly, you just get unhappy.
But it’s the truth, deal with it.
Learn logic.

>>35682268
you can't fake a closed door in front at not-accomplice

>>35682316
Can you run this in your translator again so that it can be understood.
Currently that’s impossible to read.

>>35682316
Can you point out who checked if the door was in fact locked in the first place?

>>35682635
Kyrie,Rudolf,Eva,Hideyoshi,Rosa,Krauss;Natsuhi and Nanjo

all the group admitted to being united all the time during the door checking

>>35682704
None of these people checked.

>>35682717
fake
there is no reason to do it

This thread is garbage.

>>35680550
Gee, if only people tried to have conversation instead of complaining about on-topic pictures.

>>35681026
chiesters
i like usagi

I didn't make it out of bed today before I Satoko...

>>35682898
My two obscure waifus.

>>35682914
the hestia clone in hinamizawa is really cute

>>35682725
Basically you have no argument.
This is what happened. Accept it.

>>35682921
Hestia? The goddess of the hearth?

WAKE UP

>>35682929
I am drinking coffee Rika chama

>>35682928
no, the damegami from some shitty harem anime i never watched. the 3 lolis look a lot like haruhi, hestia, and hanekawa

>>35682944
hanekawa
cat titties

Do we have any unironic waifufags left?
It's always either some shitposting about Satoko or some falseflagging shipperfag.

>>35682996
umineko is explicitly anti-waifu so it would be weird don't you think

>>35682996
I have a wtcfu but I never post about it here in an honest sense

>>35683000
Tell me how Umineko is anti waifu.

>>35683035
If anything it's prowaifu as fuck

>>35683035
the whole scene with the demons of love talking about how it takes two to create a universe and how there are many situations that make romantic love impossible. love requires two people, two REAL people, not one person and their imagination. maria's infinite possibilities may as well not have existed without beato to appreciate them.

>>35683085
>they forgot to color in her shoes

>>35683091
Aren't her indoor shoes white?

>>35683091
HERSHOESAREWHITENOW

>>35683059
But how is that anti waifu?
You can read the novels and fall in love with a character just like with any other anime inspired franchise.

>>35683094
>>35683097
pretty sure they are always red but i will kneel if i'm wrong

>>35683098
It's not real love because characters are not real.

>>35683104
I was doing a kung pow reference...

>>35683097
Ryukishi here
This is no way lazy animation. This is an important plot piece.

>>35683106
Just like how "love" itself isn't a real thing, right.

>>35683148
Uh, no? What are you, some kind of idiot?

>>35683155
Baka - the post

>>35683155
If I was an idiot, I would have believed in love.

>>35683162
Please tell me how you read Umineko and came to the conclusion that love is not real.

>>35683168
I didn't, but that's what you just stated here >>35683106

>>35683175
That's not what that means. Ryukishi is a real person and is qualified to write stories about love, and characters who are in love. Having a waifu means deluding yourself into feeling romantic love towards a fictional character who is incapable of loving you back.

>>35683190
If my love to my waifu isn't real, no love can be real because I doubt that any love can be stronger than mine.

>>35683190
>Having a waifu means deluding yourself into feeling romantic love
Source?

>ryukishi is qualified to write
Wish he wasn't sometimes, honestly.

>>35683207
Regardless of the strength of your emotion, what you are feeling is not true love.

>no true scotsmanlove
VERY interesting discussizzzzzzz

>>35683232
Be aware that me and my waifu just destroyed ur ass in the meta realm, Erika.

>>35683264
WTFFFFFF

Do we really not have the unsampled one?

>>35683273
Of course we don't.

>>35683273
Erika tits...

>>35683273
i have it

>>35683293
I don't believe you.

>>35683293
Post it koshka man

>>35682926
You have no argument to denying that during an inspection people didn't inspect for your personal profit

I miss pre-Gou Satoko

>>35683342
Why?

RENA IS THE TYPE OF GIRL WHO COULD HOLD YOU DOWN BY THE THROAT WITH ONE HAND AND MILK YOUR COCK WITH THE OTHER

>>35683353
Because Satoko is boring now

>>35683354
I, for one, would love to have normal, loving sex with Rena, without any violence involved.

>>35683363
Satoko was boring before, she's interesting now for the first time.

>>35683354
RIKA IS THE TYPE OF GIRL WHO WOULD MAKE YOU SIT ON THE FLOOR, STAND OVER YOU, HOLD YOUR MOUTH OPEN AND SPIT DIRECTLY INTO IT

>>35683365
fucking disgusting

>>35683367
>she's interesting
If you still think Linkin park is edgy, maybe

>>35683371
>newfag can't into yanderes

>>35683367
How she boring before?

>>35683394
Which is your favourite nu-metal band?

>>35683369
SATOKO IS THE TYPE OF GIRL WHO WOULD ADMINISTER BONER DRUGS AND SEDATIVES TO YOU WITHOUT YOUR KNOWLEDGE OR CONSENT AND THEN HAVE HER WAY WITH YOUR PARALYZED HYPERSENSITIVE BODY

I see we are running away as fas as we can from the discussion about "love"...

>>35683398
There was nothing interesting about old Satoko.
She was used as a plot device for Keiichi, Satoshi and Shion but never had any moments on her own.
Unless you find "Ohohoho you fell for my trap, Keiichi-san!" to be the pinnacle of character writing.

The man is right, new Satoko IS objectively more interesting than old Satoko.

He's right, you know.

>>35683456
I mean, I have never talked about her as much as I have post-Gou. It did wonders for her.

>>35683420
MION IS THE TYPE OF GIRL TO GIVE YOU A THIGHJOB IN HER ANGEL MORT COSTUME, BLOW AND MOAN IN YOUR EAR AND TELL YOU NOT TO CUM YET

>>35683509
SHION IS THE TYPE OF GIRL WHO WILL NAIL A BLOCK OF WOOD TO YOU COCK FOR CUMMING BEFORE MION LETS YOU

>>35683456
True, more interesting but still a shit character.

>>35683547
That's just your opinion, man. Most characters that become villains in this series do so by becoming hilarious cackling retards. Satoko's pretty sublte, all things considered.

>>35683533
EUA IS THE TYPE OF GIRL TO MAKE YOU LICK HER FEET UNTIL SHE GETS BORED, AND THEN MAKE YOU LIVE THE SAME MISERABLE WEEK OF YOUR LIFE REPEATEDLY FOR 100 YEARS UNTIL SHE WANTS HER FEET LICKED AGAIN

the satoko schizos are waking up

>>35683547
Nu-Satoko is a kino character, she's the reason why I got into Higurashi in the first place.
STFU if you can't view her as objectively as me because of waifuism.

>>35683584

Cringe or nah?

>>35683617
That makes the "eat muh brains" scene make sense.

>>35683704
very cute and hip

>>35683727
Why?

>>35682914
Huh, looks like your waifu isn't even on this Lucia NPC list.

>>35683776
Figure it out yourself, not in the mood to talk.

Meanwhile in Satoko's perfect fragment

>>35683783
IMAGINE THE ST LUCIA STUDENTS BEATING THE PISS OUT OF YOU
FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN TO LET OUT THEIR PENT UP AGGRESSION FROM THE STRESS OF HAVING TO BE A HIGH-STATUS OVERACHIEVER

>>35683783
I knew my taste was eclectic.

>>35683429
Don't be silly. Old Satoko was also a plot device for Rika. And Mion, to a much smaller extent.

Meanwhile in Satoko's perfect fragment

Dear blog, today anon was an unfunny faggot.

>>35683783
IMAGINE KNEELING ON THE FLOOR AS THEY ALL WALK BY IN A LINE, KICK YOUR BALLS AND SPIT ON YOU

>>35683783
>that slut with the blue ribbon
jesus christ my dick

I'm not sure I want a yandere gf anymore bros https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N274EurzpAA

>>35683935
>>35683918
I hope we get to see a fucking orgy or sexual bullying at least once.

>>35683970
>a fucking orgy
Are there any other types of orgies besides fucking orgies?

>>35683783
I BET THE JANNY AT ST LUCIA LOVES HIS JOB HE PROBABLY KNOWS WHAT EACH GIRL'S PEE TASTES LIKE
IF I WERE HIM I WOULD RIG THE TOILETS TO COLLECT URINE FROM EACH STUDENT AND SEND IT DOWN A CHUTE TO MY LAIR WHERE I WILL BE WEARING NOTHING BUT A CUM-CRUSTED SHIRT AND SOCKS, DRUNK ON ELITE OJOU PISS AS I ROLL AROUND ON THE FLOOR GROANING IN LUSTFUL AGONY UNTIL THE NEXT JANNIE'S SHIFT

why the fuck is scooby doo in the MEGA

>>35684242
Scooby doo is a more honest mystery than wtc

>>35684254
>a more honest mystery

>>35684263
Mhm.

>>35684273
That's retarded. I hope Satoko spits in your mouth.

>>35684298
Fuck off with your fetish shit already

>>35684309
Fuck you. I hope a background girl at St Lucia spits in your mouth.

>>35684345
Why are you so angry? It's annoying.

>>35683293

>>35684354
Why am I angry? Why? Because Rika isn't spitting in my mouth, Satoko isn't shoving my face into her crotch, Mion isn't giving me a thghjob, Shion isn't torturing me, and Eua isn't making me lick her feet.
So yes I'm a bit pissed okay? I offered several girl several thousand dollars to kill me and they all declined or backed out at the last minute.
I'M SICK OF IT
I WANT TO BE RASHI'D BY THE HIGUS WHEN WILL IT BE MINE TURN??????/

>>35684439
Never, anon. The higus don't even exist.

>>35683783
In one fragment, Satoko spends every Sunday afternoon choking on sensei's futa cock to keep her grades up.

>>35684242
>he doesn't know about the scooby doo higurashi episode

>>35684242
Fake. Ange is a hippo.

>>35684519
>the scooby doo higurashi episode
that's this week

>>35683783
Just noticed something interesting.
Rika's ojou gang has these socks.

>>35683783
>>35684595
Meanwhile Satoko and all the others have longer non-frilly socks.

>>35684595
socks?

>>35683776
Rika being a troll is very in character, or something

>>35684614
Satoko is built to get fucked hard

>>35684595
I hate this meeper syndrome face

>>35684595
Ryukishi here.
This is a key plot point to Gou and Sotsu. The different socks worn by the high class girls are the most important thing to keep in mind when watching.

Satoko's socks...

>>35684640
that's what happens when you are an alcoholic for 100 years

>>35684640
I love this

Also, Hanyuu got demoted to class of 1983 NPC.

>>35684667
hanyuu looks really fucking stupid

>>35684667
...

No socks = dedicated village hole
Frilly socks = slutty
Long socks = normal
Socks hidden = pure

>>35684667
>platforms
oh no no no

>>35684692
>No socks = dedicated village hole
I immediately regret this statement

But what about tabi?

>>35684640
finders keepers
loopers meepers

>>35684718
....Is Mion wearing Magmur sandals? I used to sell those.

>>35684595
At St. Lucia socks denote rank apparently.

Short frilly white socks > Long white socks > long black socks

>sockfags

I shall now masturbate to this expression.

>>35684718
>k1 doesn't wear socks with his shoes
fucking disgusting degenerate

>>35684667
>>35684677

>>35684748
No, it has to be like this.
Those shameless sluts are showing too much skin.

>>35684775
Imagine the smell.

Would be funny if Satoko decided to go though a third St. Lucia loop and have her gang of bullies

>>35684774
I'll masturbate to this one >>35684759

>>35684817
She's just so disappointed! Poor Eua.

>>35684774
eua looking at walking garbage.jpg

>>35684774
What could cause her to be this angry?

>>35684827
I'm a pitiful disgusting pig not worthy to even behold her bare feet with my eyes

>>35684838
she saw my penis

>>35684838
>>35684839

>>35684838
me being alive

>>35684838
Too many futa jokes.

>>35684838
Satoko wants nii nii suki
Eua wants blood

>>35684842
Why would seeing your penis make her mad? Is your penis an agent of wrath?

>>35684873
too small to satisfy her when she steps on it

>>35684897
mmmm

>>35684897
Child belly erotic...

>>35684718
In the fragment where the students take turns being the sexual relief pet for the class, Keiichi is the #1 most popular. Close behind is, of course, Rika.

>>35684897
At first I thought she was wearing the same green PJs for years, but this has to be a new pair. It's bigger.

>>35684972
i would eat satoko alive holy shit

Meep?~

>>35684993
Do you think Rika never stops meeping

>>35685008
When she's slapping me and spitting my mouth

>>35685077
Ok. I get it. You want to be spat on the mouth by a cute girl. How many posts do I have to see in which you say that? How many more times do you have to exclaim your need for girl spit to be dispensed inside you? Five times? Ten times? Fifteen trillion times? Hm?

>>35685103
As many times as it takes to get Rika to spit in my mouth nipah!

>>35685127
Fifteen trillion times it is, then

>>35685146
The flesh of Satoko Houjou

>>35685008
I'd like to hear adult Rika ara-are meep

>>35685193
I now want to see Rika as a mom.

I just had to see them side by side. It's wonderful.

>>35685206
:)

>>35685231
;_;

>>35685241
washi washi washi washi

>>35685206
>>35685231
>>35685241
Imagine Satoko punching your balls hard

>>35685241
BUILT for tender hugs and headpats while she gets embarrassed and says she's too old for that kind of thing

>>35685253
Shut up.

Imagine destroying Satoko's pelvis with a sledgehammer. Not in a cute figurative "haha the sledgehammer is your penis get it sex sex seeex" way, but literally.

Just shut up.

>>35685311
I too save images in which kids get tortured.

>>35685311
Okay but now imagine destroying Satoko's pelvis with a sledgehammer, and the sledgehammer *is* your penis

>>35685385
that gif scared me....

>>35682996
The fuck are you talking about? Are the dumbass from the other day who claimed everyone secretly hated Satoko?

>>35685396
Good

>>35685471
Why would you want me to be scared?

>>35685471
Too obvious. You should use a smaller image when making those. The bigger the image is, the more washed out white the thumbnail becomes.

Imagine Satoko shrinking you down and saying this before eating you alive.

>>35685493
It looks like a deleted image to X users

>>35685511
Those faces are terrifying.

Which one of you keeps posting Umineko on /lit/?
This is like the third time in the last month.

>>35685471
>>35685493
Also, if the image is too large to fit screen, browser will downscale it with a different algorithm that ruins the pic. Pic related is near 50% downscale where the artifacting is at its strongest.

>>35685437
He’s right though.
I mean this is just spam

>>35685551
>/lit/
OH BOY
CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT INFINITE JEST

>>35685610
I would play SatoRikaQuest.

>>35685597
In 2013, maybe.
These days it's twitter screencap bait, threads about books by literal whos (BAP, Gothic Violence, and all of that ilk), or the eternal debate between annihilationists and eternalists with poor understandings of both schools of thought and Guenon spam thrown in there for good measure.

Why are Redditors so based and we, 4channers, are so cringe?

>>35685653
>Rendit

>>35685627
Let me go and see, haven't been there since 2014.

Imagine if Satoko forced you to cum

>>35685681
Ok, I saw plenty. Only one thread with Infinite Jest as a subject, and no Tao lin.
Twitter screencaps and politics. Ye.

>>35685094
>暑ければ暑いほどイラストの肌色が増えます…(´ｰ｀)涼しくなりたい…
I hope the hot weather continues.

Good mooooooring everyone!
Let's make today a great day!

>>35685814
>Good mooring
anon is boat ?

>>35685817
I MESSED UP

>>35685817
Beato's still stuck thinking about that boat, I guess. Pretty sad, honestly.

>>35685897
It was a typo..

>>35686012
>gender: female
R-really?

Imagine splitting the labia of Satoko Houjou

Imagine dismembering and laughing at [insert female here]'s cries.

Whose "lemonade" would you drink?

>>35686044
Satoko Houjou's and (JK)Rika Furude's

>>35686044
Satoko's and Hanyuu's are probably the tastiest.

>>35686057
why

>>35686044
Rika but only if the waitress drinks it and then pees in my mouth