/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35625566
Irasshai!

>>35625566
mino is best

Touch the cow. Do it now.

>>35625610
Spider cow?

Yetis

Tell the farm monsters to save a horse by riding a cowboy instead

Damn, how do you guys write 10k words? I'm half-dead after 5k

>>35626009
Starting is the easy part. I generally struggle after that point myself. The only answer is to force yourself to do it.

>>35626009
That? That's nothing. Check this out.
>280 pages
>116 thousand words
My first novel's first draft is turning out alright!

How do you tell wolves from foxes?

>>35626137
Coloration and size
WARNING: may not work with big or old foxes

>>35626137
One schemes the other pounces

>>35626063
Man, I need to step up my game.

>>35626361
If it makes you feel any better I started it in January so it's taken a while

>>35626374
That only makes me feel worse...

>>35626390
Everyone writes at their own pace. I've been trying to put together my own novel for nearly a year now, and I'm only 30k words in. Getting yourself into a routine is a good idea, even if you're not always working on the same thing. I try to write at least 1000 words a day.

>>35626390
Don't worry, be happy!

>>35626137
Try and train her like a dog. If it works she's a wolf; if she ufufufus~ at you then she's probably a fox

>>35624447
It was in the Q&A, yes.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Kenkou_Cross_Q%26A#Additional_Session_3

>8)I would like to discuss monsters right after the new Demon Lord takes over. Of course, there were types of monsters that initially consisted exclusively of women, but there were also monsters like dragons that became women. In this case, the monsters that were a couple before, after the transformation, began to engage in lesbian sex, regardless of their past? And what would happen if, following their instincts, they brought in a new human man?
>In the first place, the monsters from the era of the old Demon Lords had very little love and did not marry. I think that most of these monsters became women and started looking for men-people. However, there were some exceptions: individual male monsters who "aroused love and entered into a marriage with the same female monster, forming a couple" did not become monster-girls. It is rumored that they began to look like human males.

>>35626604
it's ok.
I'll just lay down. A depression nap a day, to keep the horror of life away!

>>35625610
I have come to touch the cow.
Doing it now.
>>35620893
>Tail swishing in his face
Yes please.
>>35621022
Glad you like it.

I asked what kind of monster a few people wanted a story about. I liked the idea of the black harpy stealing from a man, who proceeded to turn the tables on her.

>He didn't notice until he heard her laughter, almost the cawing of a crow. Wild and sharp, almost shrill, but still unmistakably womanly.
>He looked around but couldn't find the source of the voice. The trees of the forest path muffling noise just enough to make it hard for him.
>Or he just never bothered to look to the canopy above.
>"Up here!" she said, mockingly. And his head tilted, and he saw her, reclining lazily on a tree limb, one leg dangling, back and forth, from it.
>The mirror he had purchased, and had even hidden in the packs of his wagon, was held in the claw at the end of that leg.
>"What're you doing! You'll scratch it!" he cried out, offended at how close her sharp talons were to the delicate, polished surface.
>"What's it to you? It's mine now, oni-san." She threw it up into the air, and then caught it in her wings. It began to slip. "Oh! No!" she cried, before catching it in her talon again.
>"Just give it back already! Damn it!" he screamed, before he hopped off his wagon. He saw a rock on the side of the road, and picked it up.
>"Oh ho?" She smirked, her composure regained almost immediately. "If you throw that, you might breaaaak it."
>He pulled back his arm. He was really gonna do it. But she hopped into the air, flapping her wings gracefully, several times, to gain air. And before he could re-aim, she was already behind the trees, in cover.
>"See you later, onii-san." she called out, before laughing again. Her laughter faded into the distance.
>That was an expensive mirror, too...
>What was he going to do about this? A harpy, particularly a black harpy, in the area could be bad. And he lived out in the woods, a ways away from the nearby town. Isolated. He hoped she didn't find out where he lived. She'd probably rob him for real. Damn monster girls.
>He didn't notice in the far distance, how the flying monster girl noted his direction, and trailed him home...

>Good boy~

>>35626137
the food test
place fried tofu on a plate and put a nice juicy steak in the other and see which one the girl goes for first

>>35628006
i want to be trained to be a monsters pet human and hear that often from them

>>35625888
Super horny yetis

>>35628155
who haven't gotten laid in 10000 years

>>35627940
>"So have you heard the news?" A young redheaded lady in an apron spoke with a pout on her face. He sighed. He had an idea he knew.
>"No, but I can guess. Harpies have migrated into the forests, right?"
>The girl looked shocked. "How did you know?!"
>He laughed. "A black bird girl stole the mirror I bought the other day."
>The redhead's face turned almost the same shade as her hair. "How dare she! I had that ordered special. Even gave you a discount."
>Hmm? Discount? He looked at her puzzled.
>"-n-nevermind! Listen, those bird bitches are off stealing corn from the farmers, milk from the ranchers, and giving nothing back to society! They're awful! If only scarecrows worked as well on them as they did on real crows."
>One wished. "Maybe some sort of spring-loaded scarecrow? Have it tied in place and then when they grab something it pops out, making them flee?"
>The girl giggled. "But they don't seem to have any fear of people to begin with. Last time I saw a group of them, years ago, they were mocking. Or outright aggressive!" Her ears grew red this time. What an expressive girl.
>"Well, the one who harassed me seemed a little young, but also alone. If I see her again I'll give her what-for, that's for sure."
>With that, the conversation faded, and the girl got the hard candies he'd ordered. Something nice and sweet, made with honey and sugar and fruit juice. They sparkled with red and purple. So did the shop girl's eyes, seeing them.
>"They look so good. Can't believe you can afford them!"
>He chuckled. "Well that's my secret." With that, he was off. His weekly trip complete.

>Of course he ended up running into her again. He was cooking some beans, and dropping some hard bread into it to soften, when he heard the rustling.
>He still had his rock.
>He threw it back at his wagon. He was a sure shot, and knew he'd be able to get her.
>He aimed true, but she was faster. And had his bag of candies in her claw this time!
>He yelled in rage this time, waving at her furiously.
>From a nearby tree branch she grinned. Then opened the bag. "What kinda rocks are these, onii-san?"
>"Poison. You'll hate it."
>"Ha! You're funny." She grabbed one with her other talon, and brought it up to her mouth. She had... incredible leg flexibility, honestly.
>"Don't you dare!"
>"Mmm... Mm! This is wonderful, onii-san! Wow! Delicious!"
>He grabbed another goddamn rock.
>"Oh come on, don't be so stingy. Here, I'll give one back to you!" She threw one of the candies with her talon. Instead of throwing the rock, he was distracted by the candy, and caught it instead.
>"Enjoy! And thanks again!" With a laugh, she jumped up and flew away... was this his hell now?

>>35628006
God I wish that were me

>>35628213
The guy or the monster?

>>35627940
>>35628181

>This was getting out of hand, now.
>The third time he met the black harpy, things went a little bit different.
>See, he refused to go back into town for awhile. If she was going to keep robbing him, he might as well starve her out, metaphorically speaking. If there was nobody around, she wouldn't come back, right? Made sense to him.
>But she knew where he lived.
>It was two weeks after the last time he encountered her. He was outside of his small log cabin, which was on the edge of a stream. Just uphill was a shed, with a trail leading to it. In the shed he did his work. And it was a bit embarrassing to tell a human girl, but he made small bits of jewelry customized for certain wilderness monster girls, whose shaped made something like an ankle bracelet, or a ring, or anything else, not feasible. He only took already existing works and modified them, and only on request. But it was quite the valuable trade, all things stated.
>Luckily the harpy didn't know that yet.
>When he saw her this third time, he stood cold. He was washing in the stream when he heard her cackle.
>"Hello, onii-san! There you are!"
>Not again. Not now. He looked over for his clothes, which he had folded and left on a stone near the stream. They were gone.
>"Looking for something?" He knew. He just knew. She had them. She had them, damn it!
>"Okay, come on, those aren't even shiny!" He looked over at her snickering face. She had her wing over her mouth, as though trying to be polite. Still, she was eying him quite a bit.
>"Not very big, are you onii-chan?" And now he blushed, embarrassed.
>"You come down here and say that."
>"Ha! Is that an invitation?"
>"No. No it isn't." He tried to rush out of the stream towards her. He tripped on a rock and fell, splashing. She began laughing even more, uproariously. So much like a damn crow. Damn it. Damn it!
>"Just go away already! Leave me alone for once!"
>"Oh? Go away? Okaaaaay. Poor choice of words, but okay, onii-san." And she started flying. With his clothes still in her claws... damn it. Damn it!
>Little did he know the real trouble would be coming from here on out.

>>35628322
The guy obviously. What kind of alp do you take me for?

>>35627940
>>35628181
>>35628353
That's all part one, anyway. I'll do more a little later.

>>35628353
Why is she saying Onii-san?

>>35628424
Because she had a sabbath harpy friend growing up and the nickname for a guy stuck. She's young, but not a loli.

>>35628178
>Yeti hasn't even had a hug in 10000 years
>Her friends have tried setting her up
>Yuki-onna makes a blizzard to lead a man to her, but he ends up finding the Yuki instead
>Tsurara-onna pins down a lost hiker and starts to drag him off to Yeti's cabin, but he only desires a Tsurara hug to warm up
>White Horn tries to get a man on her back to lead him to "safety", he runs away in fear, White Horns gives chases and gets stuck in a deep snow drift
>Ice Queen causes low, low temperatures when a man gets close to Yeti's cabin hoping to freeze him out, he puts on a hat, gloves, and extra coat and carries on
>Wendigo sneaks up on a man camping in his tent and traps him in her coat, shows him chaos imagery of all the cozy Yeti snuggles he could be having right now, but he loses his mind and sanity from too much comfy chaos
>Yeti's other friend, a bundled Snow Elf, even found a husband after 6000 years

>>35626009
Writings really not something you can force out, for me at least. You kind of just have to wait for it to come to you when your thinking of ideas. Best thing to do is clear your head and go do something else when you are well and truely stuck

>>35628504
I must make love to this old gal so I can warm up her cold heart

>>35625610
I want the cow to touch me

>>35625566

More seals!

>>35628857
why would u do this to poor old hag?

>>35628857
ok

>>35625566

>>35628867
She's evil, she deserves it.

>>35628952
u don't know that, she could have been mistaken for her twin sister who was and she was taken instead

>>35628155

I'm suprised theres no jester-y monster girl. Don't know what it is about the jester costume i like so much. Not the harely quinn one, mind.

>>35629099
what is cheshire for 200

>>35629138
they have the personality but not the hat. needs the hat.

>>35629152
then draw one on then

I love my wife bros...

>tfw no momster gf to drink her milk in the morning

>>35628985
Yeti-chan, why is your snowman bleeding?

>>35629287
Always good to see waifufags happy

>>35629287
Blink three times if you are in danger

>>35629373
>hellhound blinks 3 times
now what?

>>35629402
she is the danger

>>35628060
What if they put the tofu on the steak?

>>35629440
then u have a foxy wolfu

>>35629440
then you watch if they remove the steak or the tofu

>>35628353
That was really nice so far. I need more!

>>35629287
Alphound.

Can you train a fox girl?

>>35629287
Does your wife have a feminine penis too

>>>35621294
Bit late but nice story amoeba
that succ receptionist deserves love

>>35628353
Man I was thinking that it's bad enough she steals actual valuables but now this

>>35629646
WHAT'S WITH THE HAND SIGN
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>>35630027
she's ready to breed

Give tall ghost girls plenty of love

>>35625566

>>35630318
I love that ghost type, I would so get abducted by them as a kid cause I would call them very pretty

Watch out she's after you!

>>35630318
Oh no, what is she going to do to that kid?

>>35630440
Jiangshi with mofu?
Yes please!

>>35630471
get him to milk her

>>35630520
But I thought she was going to milk him!

>>35630471
Breastfeed him

>>35630563
she never said the milking was free

>>35630319
>Wightism
That sounds like a religion

what is my magic teacher telling me?

>>35630440
I'm not afraid, she can not legally rape me without my consent. She is powerless.

>>35630440
anyone got the tiammanen square copypasta

which monsters are the best to be bimbos?

>>35630862
Wights and pharaohs.

>>35630887
Explain

>>35630895
Highest possible contrast between themselves and their peers, the tan/unusually colored skin is baked right in and it even makes sense that dying could, like, give a girl a little trouble thinking, ya know?

>>35630862
hakus, wurms, vampires, and dragons

>>35630862
Wait, no. Unicorns. Imagine the bicorn they'd become.

>>35630887
Calling the pharaoh a dummy is very rude, even if her bodyguard has to rescue her from various situations daily

>>35630715
To clean the mess

Very NSFW incomplete warning https://files.catbox.moe/y7difj.png

I felt too lazy to write and draw a doujinshi about a fairy that is very loved by her master but kept thinking he doesn't love her. How do I get motivated?

How do we stop this evil serpentine demon?

Which monstergirls like fat manlets with little dicks?

>>35631438
None.

>>35631209
Poor... master?

>>35631460
;-;

>>35631438
Greenworms, they will transform your fat ass into something more pleasant.

>>35630027
Kon.

>>35631513
Time to hit the gym anon, it's your only hope

>>35631466
>Poor... master?
She loves him tho, she just thinks he doesn't love her.

>>35631438
Kikmoras and devilbugs.

would masturbation by a crime post portal?

>>35631611
not with shogonahole

>>35628353
Just get a shotgun.

>>35631656
where can I get one and should I get a kiki onahole instead?

You want a kiki onaho?

>>35631757
yes, I do

>>35628504
I will do it! I will hug the yeti. Though I do not know the way.

>>35631757
I want a kiki wife.

You want an onaho kiki in a maid bikini?

>>35631146
The snakes will get them one day!

>>35631790
Yes

>>35626850
Sue me, but this is neat.
>Have a cute Demon GF
>Have to beat her ex-Demon dad in a rap battle to gain his approval

>>35631790
Kiki in a bikini is a kikini.

>>35631806
any other special features?

>>35631858
plump fertile body, 8ft tall, big milky tits, old, and a motherly deamonr

The Cow Test
If the head of an average human male can be fit entirely between an MG's breasts (such that the head is completely obscured from all angles), she is a cow.

Need cursed gun wife.

>>35631882
*taking notes*

>>35631891
get a HK G11 gf then

>>35631901
Not a G11, i'm not into kraut space magic and caseless ammunitions is devil's sorcery.

>>35631901
She is just a sleepo beepo.

>>35631925
You said you wanted a cursed gun wife

Did that yeti VN get finished or what?

>>35631209
Maybe start with 4-8 pages?

>>35631944
No not that kind of cursed, silly anonymous.

>>35629287
>no fluffy hellhound paw to use as a pillow
That's it bros, I'm fucking done.

>>35631927
MOD III is best G11.

>>35631984
then stick your dick in a trench shotgun then and nut in it and boom, cursed gun wife

>>35631950
I went to check Outis' twitter but he got suspended

>>35631950
I'm still working on it as I wait for the thumbnails for Indecent Occupations of Monster Girls.

>>35631209
If you're new to comics, try starting with a handful of 4komas. Pacing is the biggest obstacle for most. 4komas are very formulaic and easy to get into. Then, once you're good with those, think of doing a two/three-pager. Then maybe expand from there. Keep your ideas simple early on. Quality over quantity.

>>35632002
too powerful

>>35631901
>tfw no sophisticated Enfield gf

>>35632026
Yeah ,they still have yet to tell me what I was suspended for, sans the bot-generated "hateful or sensitive content" excuse.

Still in the process of appealing.

>>35632013
(Noting this down)

>>35632026
>Hatch suspended for being too based

>>35632062
>Yeah ,they still have yet to tell me what I was suspended for, sans the bot-generated "hateful or sensitive content" excuse.
Gotcha, probably just the usual shadow council of twitter jannies suspending for a few days then

>>35632062
Have a pixiv?

>>35632067
keep your hand off the trigger when u do
>>35632059
rather have m16 boomer gf

>>35632059
P'orc sticker.

>>35632062
>girls can post their OnlyFans where they lodge metal plugs in their ass but Hatch can't use naughty words.
Twitter is a garbage site.

>>35632062
>Banned
What? Seriously?

>>35632059
id rather go for one of those fuchs rifles or a hoenig rotary gun, theres some about a double barrel bolt action that tickles me silly, same with that rotary action too

>>35632062
I follow Hatch on Twitter and he literally did nothing wrong. Fuck twitter.

>>35632059
tfw no howitzer gf

>>35632105
>Pixiv
I do, but I will warn you once in a while I get paid to draw the occasional cursed monster girl image and I apologize for that in advance. The Pixiv username is Hachi88.

>>35632216
I followed

>>35632216
Sure would be nice if people commission from me too.

>>35631209
I think I recognize this artstyle. Good luck getting motivated, Anon.

>>35625566
>"How about some milk?"
>tf you on about, you're a cow chick, don't you have plenty of your own?
>whatever, not gonna be rude to a pretty stranger
>reach into pack, grab cold-enchanted glass bottle of milk
>"Catch"
>Toss it to her
>Keep walking
How would she react?

>>35632089
I appealed once and they said my account would not be unsuspended, so it's not a temporary thing.

I'm going through some other avenues to try to restore my account so we'll see how that plays out.

>>35632105
>>35632223
Thank you. It means a lot to me.

>>35632267
He could always try to get someone to pay him to write a quick, short monster girl comic for money. Fun motivates.you, sure, but so does money. Like I said, you could start with a 4koma format and then expand from there. Good luck.

TFW no Springfield Cursed gun wife to bake you cookies made with her own blood.

>>35632216
I shouldn't have opened it.

>>35632422
It's cursed but nowhere near as bad as some of the other shit in that tag.

>>35632404
She usually talks about making muffin though. But i can imagine her being able to bake anything.

Hiring a bunch of seemingly stoic monster girl knights to be your concubines/wives

>>35625566
>Care for a drink bouya?

>>35632479
Good, I like the comfortable silence.

>>35632422
The drawings aren't that bad. It's the captions that are traumatizing.

>>35632505
That and they all have stoic knight/resting bitch face

>>35632216
Do you only get comms from zoophiles? I see nothing but dogs and blacks

>>35632536
>and blacks
He's using a limited color palette and I assume the guys are colored darker to distinguish between skin tones since he's not using an outline.

Although they aren't THAT dark.

>>35632216
How long until we get more Yaya or Bern content?

>>35632536
As another anon said I don't use outlines so I have to make one side's skin tone darker so that they don't blend together. In the case of the bone breaker harpy I was able to make the girl's skin the darker tone. I'm painfully aware how it can look and I'm honestly constantly conflicted about it because that's not a fetish I have.

>>35632422
I did apologize in advance. Sorry again.

>>35632585
Yaya later this year hopefully with the VN Bern soonish (milking a holstaur tit with her mouth). I'll be doing more pixel stuff of both in the immediate future.

was inspired to draw a 4koma of an anon who speced into agi fighting a sally and dodging all her attacks to push her over and fuck her

Monster girls in Latex

It is too hot. Can someone cross a holstaur with a ice monster? Need cold refreshing milkies straight from the tap.

>>35632673
just ask your local wight for some milk

>>35632673
>Glacies holstaur
>All the ice queen expressions mixed with the huge bust and loving nature of a holst.

>>35632673
>>35632699
>tfw tongue got stuck on her breasts.

>>35632713
El leche de hielo

>>35632673
We got slime.

>>35632655
I like your small harpy, more of that shit.

>>35632721
Today i learned something new.

>>35632713
You didn't properly 'warm' her up enough.
You gotta molest her chest a bit

>>35632529
and they have heart pupils whenever you're not looking

>>35632756
But i want brainfreeze from her milkies!

I loooooove jinkos!

>>35632761
As should be expected.
Especially if you are the retired general/merc sort so you trigger extra 'protection' settings on them.
Remember, just because you are a badass doesn't mean that you still can't trigger that protection drive in them.

>>35632766
It will still remain cool, it will just warm the surface enough for your tongue to not stick.

>>35632659
I love me some thick wet rubber sluts
Wish a gaunt would cover me in her shiny sticky film and stay adhered to me while we fuck for dozens of hours at a time

>>35632837
Oh that is good to know. Still i want to stay stuck there for 5 more minutes.

>>35632788
If I was that type, I would hire them for their company, gets lonely being all by your lonesome after all

>>35632856
>Old merc Anon hiring monster girl knights for company.
>Doesn't even really push for lewds.

>>35632884
I would do that, teach them new tricks, help them with things, pretty much be a helpful old man

>>35632856
>monsters get hired thinking they are gonna be wives
>instead Anon just wants company and a conversation
>they only sit there listening to him talk about his lonely adventures
wonder how long it would take them to decide he needs more "intimate" company

>>35632884
You know it.

Isn't that good, but here

>>35632964
nice, I like it

>>35632906
>Whenever he offers to train them there is a quick rock paper scissors out of his line of sight to decide who gets to spar first.
>They know he's good but not that he's level 20 Fighter Good.


>>35632963
>Anon fishing with a bunch of still armored monster girl knights.

>>35632964
I wanna squish her cheeks

>>35632964
I want to play wit her ears.
>>35633013
You never know when you have to fight armored fish after all.

>>35632964
>Master, time for your afternoon draining.

>>35633079
Something's fishy about this shrine maiden.

>>35633090

>>35633104
i don't trust this luigi shrine maiden

I bet this sorry ass Cu Sith joined this Sabbath as a last ditch attempt at finding someone wanting her. Poor bastard.

>>35633201
I like silly hat

>>35633201
>implying
Furries would nab all of the Siths in a heartbeat. They'd be in short supply.
It's the forgotten girls (e.g. Chardybis) you ought to worry about.

>>35633301
>Chardybis
>No one knows about you
>No one seeks you out
>That's okay because you have the ability to rape like few others
>Only you're STILL alone because octocunts and fucking sharks "save" all the men in the ships you sink
Isn't it sad, Chary?

>>35633201
Cu Siths are cute (not a furry btw)

Cursed Gustav Gun GF").

>>35633390
now that would be a big bitch

>>35633390
Giantess, eh.

>>35633390
Almost as big as your mom.

New Kobold wife commission! She is a pretty pup.

>>35633432
Is latex really fitting for stealth?

>>35633443
Absolutely not, but it looks nice!

>>35633432
Adorably perfect

>>35633432
Based and KDFpilled

>>35633443
It's for seducing her master, not for stealth.

Bullying hags

>>35633532
I bully hags with my dick instead, it makes more lasting effects

>>35633432
Cute!

No one ever Comms from me a monster girl. Whyyyy.

>>35633560
Post work.

>>35633560
Post art and/or fuck off

>>35633538
wtf

Sex with JS monsters.

What does it feel like to be hugged by a Hellhound?

>>35633560
I'm too poor to commission...

>>35633746
Safe

>>35633746
Like being covered by a weighted blanket in a sauna.
You'll probably pass out the first few times until mana-induced heat resistance kicks in.

>>35633746
Hot

>>35633804
>>35633746
Imagine snuggling with a Hellhound in one of those Mana-Insulating Blankets from WGIII.

>>35633935
>getting hugged by a Hellhound
>Yeti is summoned and crawls under the blanket
>getting hugged by both Hellhound and Yeti

Talk about girls that you think do not get enough love. For me it's the Grizzley.

Thrust cats!

>>35634050
Cuddle heaven.

>>35634212
Actually thrust dragons

How can monster girls with eye covers still somehow see?

>>35634200
Unagi joro. Not that they get no love, it's just never enough. I want ecchi hijinks with my wife.

>>35634359
If a man can do a 70 star blindfolded run in 2 hours, then monster girls with eye covers can hone in on your cock just based on the smell of your underwear

Would rather pin down the big kot or be pinned down by the big kot

>>35625566

>>35634416
Pining down big strong monster girls and being overly romantic with them while they are powerless to stop you

>>35634445
fat kelp ass, when I see ass like that, I want to bite it, does anyone feel like that

>>35634416
The latter

>>35634445
We're getting a lot of butt MGE pics today.
Very good.

You DID bring sunscreen, right anon?

>>35634445
Good Butt

>>35634416
pinned down by and forced to kiss the big kot

>>35625566

>>35630471
Standing paizuri, she's lifting Me

>>35634416
>Pin down big kot
>Fuck big kot and make her feel like a kitten
>Exhaust self
>Lose ensuing struggle snuggle and get big spooned by sexually satisfied and possibly pregnant big kot all night
This is the way, but the reverse is also good.

>>35634416
I would make love to her

need good monster nun ideas, got any?

>>35634732
>Nun that is in late stage corruption but is in complete denial about it, and the demon corrupting her is getting pretty frustrated
>Salamander nun that has trouble trying to be a pacifist while wanting to fight the shit out of anon
>Unicorn nun trying to explain that harems are bad to a bicorn

>>35634732
baph nun that has sworn herself to redeeming anon even while shes being assaulted due to the overwhelming erotic aura she emits.

>>35634732
>Ghost nun haunting anon for failing the escort quest and letting het die to the undead hoard
>She's just pestering him to go and find her body 90% of the time
>The other 10% is her spying on him while he's naked

>>35634486
I want to do unspeakable things to that taku

how would monster girls shitpost on 4chan?

>>35634952
With giant keyboards.

>>35634781
>Unicorn nun trying to explain that harems are bad to a bicorn
>Bicorn shuts every argument down both with overwhelming passion and cold logic
>Slowly, despite her efforts, the nun feels something awakening...
Hot. Need.

>>35634996
and loli cunny on blue boards

>>35634952
with this

>>35635020
Gross.

I think the elves are wising up

>>35635064
It looks like all they've been doing is eating up. Wait...

Sodomize your squirrels

>>35635104
Why?

>>35635104
sodomize your goats

>>35635020
Very hot

>>35635113
Why not?

>>35635120
Yes

>>35635064
>tfw you will never be raised by high elf and dark elf momsters
>to be their future husband, of course

>>35632848
Based
>>35633432
And shinypilled

>>35635142
Just think of the sqaubbles they would have

>>35635150
>high elf momster wants to raise you to be gentle and sensitive
>dark elf momster wants you to be masculine and domineering
>manage to grow up pretty balanced despite their bickering

>>35635172
Also thinking about it, wouldn't the first time you can nut be considered a very important event to momsters?

>>35635194
It'd make sense. Monsters might use your first fertile ejaculation to mark the day you become a man rather than age or at least some rite of passage. Having it with a girl might well be an omen for a great marriage.

>>35635150
>You dark elf whore teaching our husband these disgusting habits, he tried to stick a finger in my butt!

>>35635020
>Eros Unicorn and Fallen goddess bicorn has a debate on whether the best option is monogamy or Harems
>They both want anon
>Anon is just sitting there, confused to hell and back

>>35635194
Yes, because it signals to them that they should go from "just mothers" to "motherly potential wives"

>>35635237
>"Tried? I just wish I'd recorded how you moaned when he did."

>>35635225
>>35635267
how much you want bet that monsters would try to make you mature faster, so you get married younger

>>35635237
On the one hand, I love dark elf designs like this one, but on the other I hate how dark elves act.
I just want a loving yet lewd as hell darkelf GF.

>>35635120
"Sodomize" is such a violent sounding word, besides I'm more interested in attacking other monster species anuses.

>>35631209
some sort of onahole girl?

>>35635287
I'm pretty sure monsters would try to incubize you as fast as possible. They'd try to "innocently" rub against you so that they can directly channel their mana into you. Sooner or later, you wind up as the incubus shota with a fat dick.

>>35635287
It's more like they'd latch onto you as quickly as possible so you'd incubize as quickly as possible or get married as soon as you can pop a boner. More natural consequence than devious scheme, really.

I now have the thought of a shota who just learned to read with a 8ft hellhound wife

>>35635396
hypothetically?

>>35635426
yup, cause of all this talk

Monsters who hide their power level

>>35635445
>all this talk
you know I remember in the 00s otherkin being a big thing for some reason,
so law of averages we're bound to get an anon in here whos convinced himself that all of this is real.

>>35635475
Imagine the cuddles

>>35634952
>"face it flatties, human boys prefer big milkers"
>posts picture of her with an utterly mindbroken anon lovingly snuggled between her massive tits
>on a blue board

>>35635489
>you know I remember in the 00s otherkin being a big thing for some reason,
I also remember there was a cult ran by some people who though they were the reincarnation of final fantasy characters.

>>35635475
How does that even work

>>35635579
>>35635489
damn u guys are old

>>35635592

She is gonna abuse all sorts of political power to keep you trapped with her

>>35635664
why would I leave, I have an old hag wife by my side

>>35635654

>>35635664
How good is her cooking?

>>35635694
forever 1700000

>>35635694
>Old Hags: LIVE!

>>35635676
>old fox hag uses all sorts of evil tricks and powers in order to keep Anon for herself
>Anon plainly tells her that he loves her and has no plans on changing that
>he proceeds to snuggle up to her while she tries to process if he is trying to trick HER
poor hags need constant reminding that you love them

>>35635717
that makes all the more lovely

>>35635694
i would bang them

>>35635694
gonna brb, I have need to breed some old hags

Buff wife!

>>35635724
of course, especially when they act all haughty yet still cling to you possessively when younger evils are nearby

>>35635843
I would take my wife and fun of those young ones still being single

>>35635664
That's fine, but all I really need to keep me from going anywhere is a steak and a blowjob.

>>35635717
remind me never wake up before her or she might faint

>>35635821
Best kind of wife!

Monstergirl wedding dresses!

>>35635900
>decide to surprise evil wife with breakfast in bed
>wake up early to prepare
>walk back into room as she tries to frantically summon her dark commanders in order to search for you
>manage to put tray to the side before being pounced and smother by an sobbing evil
wonder how many times this would play out when you want to surprise her

Fashionable cuddlers

>>35636057
Sasquatchulous!

>>35636057
that lipstick makes her look weird

>>35635969
I don't like the characters and the series but I have to admit, she looks great.

Attention: this is just a reminder that you belong to a monster. Do not resist. that is all.

>>35636365
so can I ask for a monster who is a venus nearly busting out of her clothes, ms. Lilim?

The seals are getting weaker...

>>35636391
Looks like a good time to leave

Considering how haughty they are, a man with a harem of Gazers is going to be anything but bored. There's so much tension between all the Gazers that all want to prove themselves be the head wife. And even if all the Gazers respect and agree with each other, the guy still has to handle much more smugness and haughtiness than a single one would emanate.

>>35636391
I hotglue more on

>>35635969
Get new material warhammerfag

>>35636391
Looks like a good time to stay and wait until all the seals are gone.

>>35636391
time to free a hag

>>35636198
>I don't like the characters
Who? The girls? They're ultra hot

>>35636391
Oh no! I thought I was forgetting one of the chores my parents gave me!

>>35636445
They're literal cuck bait. Half the games are NTR.

>>35636445
i suppose design wise yes, Its just a lot of the rapey stuff didn't sitr will with me.

>>35636460
Yeah I agree, but that doesn't make the girls less hot, just like EMG is pretty shit but some of the girls are very nice.

>>35636365
She better be ripped.

>>35636391
I would peeling them off so I can get in her good favor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ_ze7t0OQ4

>>35636468
>EMG is pretty shit

>>35636391
I want to hug her

>>35636493
Objectively, yes. I still like it because you know, monstergirls and fanservice.

>>35636380
>>35636476
The duality of man.

>>35636365
Can i belong to you oh beautiful Lilim maiden?

>>35636451
>I wonder why mom and dad always made sure to maintain that one cave entrance near the edge of our property
>Oh well, I'm sure it's fine if I don't get to it every now and then and who is this fox in my house

>>35636650
my mail order zipangese wife came

>>35625566
>Boss music plays

>>35636694
fuckin weeb with a shit sword

>>35636694
*Gazer uses Laugh*

>>35636680
>Anon orders a zipangese wife online
>evil fox enters Anon's home to steal his family heirloom that is a magic weapon
>Anon mistakes her for is mail order bride and proceeds to make her to her wifely duties
>evil fox is confused and distracted doing all these things in order to get closer to Anon and steal is heirloom

>>35636416
>warhammerfag
That's Action Taimanin you boob.

>>35636694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3gfIT2XwzY

>>35636680
As a Slav I'm a bit concerned about becoming a mail order groom for a monster.

>>35636797
Warhammer fantasy anon from /tg/ is the one who spams that webm with the exact same file name https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/MAVuvlRHDE_I0isDToLYng/

>>35636890
I wouldn't mind that

>>35636890
Don't worry monstergirls do it all the time with orphans that nobody will miss as well.

>>35636694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51PjXPBPWco

>>35636883
I realized a few years later that the music for the overworld in monmusu quest 1 was a touhou remix.

>>35636365
I am going to resist.

>>35637353
>touhou
they have been summoned

Is it possible to leave a layer of wool on a weresheep when shearing her so she doesn't go crazy on you?

>>35636650
>A family friend~

>>35637455
Good, some of the girls like a struggle

>>35636365
>that you belong to a monster
or several

>>35636365
B-but I want to stay a free man. I belong to nobody!

>>35636365
Lims are dumb.

>>35637757
Men are dumb, that's why they should do what monsters tell them.

>>35637898
I can't really deny this, some are far too trusting.

>>35637898
i aint dumb, I know what 2+2 is, it is 1

>>35638015
>Anon's wife rolls her eyes back
>"Anon, you're lucky to be so pretty, make food so good and that I love you, because you wouldn't do well all by yourself out there"

>>35637622
I sure hope a cute Lilim is one of them

>>35636365
Ok, can I get a hag like you to be my wife?

>>35637898
if they are so smart, then why haven't they made the internet yet?

>>35638230
Worship the best Lim.

>>35638385
No way, she looks like a dork.

>>35638446
>dork
I miss the mm days

>>35638446
Maybe, but she's a great DM and her nerd monster friends are great for playing D&D with.

>>35625566

>>35638446
>dork
sounds like my kind of gal. would be perfect for a brash meathead like me

>>35638446
Nothing wrong with that

>>35638520
>>35638580
How would a crowd of nerd Monsters reacts to some beefy himbo joining their group? Lots of spaghetti involved for sure.

>>35638546
Add an apophis to the mating ball and I'm in

>>35638623
that and alot of touching and hugging for sure

>>35636380
Only if she's a kikimora with bush-loads of pube hair and is probably very creepily perverted because she'd probably rape you and speak very creepy perverted things in your ear with her thick, vodka-breathe-smelling, russian accent

>>35639007
Had me at pubes, and is she a good cook as well?

>>35625566

>>35638623
If it was me, I'd immediately flirt in-character with the most chuuni one of the group and watch her get flustered as she tries to be edgy and brooding but fails when faced with the beefcake.

>>35638623
Fuck that, I just want to not GM for a bit.

>>35638623
I would play strip poker with them and "lose" and watch their reaction

>>35639007
need me that kiki like russians need an escape

>>35639123
why this fox has three tits?

>>35639007
is she the owner of a creepy estate that was passed down to me?

>>35639292
What?

>>35639359
in the fist one she have three tits

>>35639373
what the shit are you talking about?

>>35639373
>>35639406
I think that's the bra diggin in to her skin.

I don't want my daughteru hanging out with that salamander's kid. She's a bad influence.

wurm in IT

>>35639123
Touching under the chin is forbidden

would a kiki ever let her hair cover her eyes?

>>35639552
For a scene that required lewd, faceless kikis and a young mastah.