/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[x] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."

[ ] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."

[ ] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."

[ ] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."

NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG WITH THIS ANSWER.

[x] jump into the lake

[X] "Oh. Uh. Hi."

This sems like the smartesst thing to say at the moment

[x] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."

[X] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."

We must visit China

[x] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."

[ ] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."

>>355887
>>355888
>>355891
>>355893
>>355897
Same Person

[X] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."

[ ] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."

[X] "Oh. Uh. Hi."

[ ] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."

We still have no "the amulet did it" option. This must not be easy mode.

[X] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."

Archivu prease

[X] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."

>>355887
>>355888
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>>355893
>>355897
>>355898
>>355903
won

[x] "Screw you, bitch."

// I just went on a second

>>355922

Anonymous is quick.

>>355909
Yes, because it's possible for one person to simultaneously post 5 messages within 4 seconds. Idiot.

I'm curious as to which one has the cold gaze, and which is amused.

[ ] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."

THANKS GM FOR BRINGING FAGGOTRY OVER TO /jp/.

Thank you for not only for YWUiG, but also for being the cause of waiting for GM threads, imitations that are on a level of great fail, being a major factor in Touhou roleplaying faggotry, and whoring yourself out as hot shit.

[X] "She started it!"

>nobody can catch you now

Sakuya can. She's A Human.

[ ] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."

[X] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."
Probably Sakuya with the icy glare

[X] I, ANONYMOUS, SHALL KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN

>>355938
Sakuya and Remilia looking at you, one possessing an icy cold gaze and the other raising an eyebrow in amusement at you respectively.

Means sakuya has icy gaze, Remi's amused.

[x] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."

And my life is over again. Thank you, GM.

>>355942
Didn't I already see this pasta somewhere before?

>>355954
Its everywhere...

[X] "Oh. Uh. Hi."

>>355943
not to mention the fact that Knives aren't necessarily Youkai...

>>355938
he said respectively, so sayuka is glaring with the force of death and Remilia is amused.

>>355882
[x] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."

THANKS GM FOR BRINGING FAGGOTRY OVER TO /jp/.

Thank you for not only for YWUiG, but also for being the cause of waiting for GM threads, imitations that are on a level of great fail, being a major factor in Touhou roleplaying faggotry, and whoring yourself out as hot shit.

>>355954

Yeah in about 100 different threads.

>>355954
It gets posted at least once on every YWUIG thread.

[x] "Screw you, bitch."

THANKS GM FOR BRINGING AWESOMENESS OVER TO /jp/.

Thank you for not only for YWUiG, but also for being the cause of so much original content, imitations that are on a level of great win, being a major factor in development of the Touhou community, and selflessly creating new content that is indeed hot shit.

>>355968
Wat

Sakuya is a lunarian.

Ok, this is our opportunity to escape from Flandre

get ready to lick Remi's boots

[x] "Hello, Miss Remilia, Miss Sakuya."

>>355985
noko does not work that way

>>355983
But i don't want to escape from her

>>355985
don't capitalize it.

>>355991
Fuck you, I want Keine.

>>355982
First of all, that's a crackpot theory.

Second of all, we count as humans too. We're just from the moon, which means the Amulet still won't work on her.

[X] "Oh. Uh. Hi."

I like "Oh. Uh. Hi." More myself, but the people have spoken, I guess.

Dipshits

>>355929
already won.

>She puffs out her cheeks, attempting to look like the innocent party.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>355938
>respectively

>>356006
SO MOE I COULD DIE

>>356006
[x] SO MOE I'M GONNA DIE!

>>356014
It's Flandre. You're already dead.

"Hello." Remilia ignores you beyond that, and approaches her sister swiftly. "Now what did I tell you about disintegrating humans?" She flicks a brief nod at Sakuya. "Now, Flandre, let us go for a little talk... I think I must explain some things again." She leads Flandre up the stairs, and Sakuya coolly examines you the whole time. It is rather creepy.


[ ] "So, umm, what now?"

[ ] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"

[ ] "Say, how long have you worked here?"

[ ] "Long day?"

[ ] Remain silent

[ ] "Hey, hot stuff, wanna go have some fun in that bed over there?"

... I hope we can chose who can touch us. I'd hate to make Meiling cringe from us. T_T

[ ] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"

>>356020
[x] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"

[x] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"

[ ] "Do you really wear pads?"
DO IT YOU PUSSIES.

[x] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"

[x] "Do you really wear pads?"

>>356014
I'M ALREADY DEAD
OH WAIT NOT QUI-HNNNNNNNNNRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[X] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"

[ ] "Do you really wear pads?"
With current mentality... I doubt this will even lift off the ground.

[X] "Long day?"

[x] "So, umm, what now?"

[X] "Do you really wear pads?"

// yay?

[ ] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"

Please don't kill us.

[x] "Long day?"

[X] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"

>[ ] "Hey, hot stuff, wanna go have some fun in that bed over there?"
>[ ] "Do you really wear pads?"

DON'T FUCKING TEMPT US LIKE THIS!

[ ] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"

[ ] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"

[x] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"

[x] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"

[x] "Hey, hot stuff, wanna go have some fun in that bed over there?"

[x]How are you, Miss Sakuya?

>>356020
[x] Remain silent.

[x] "Do you really wear pads?"
do it faggot

[x] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"

[X] "So, umm, what now?"

>>356020
[ ] "Long day?"

[ ] "Long day?"

>>356023
you don't have to wear the amulett, you know?

[x] "Long day?"
lawl

>>356025
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>>356037
>>356044
Winner. [ ] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"

No one fucking give the pad response, it's played out and no good (or humor) can come of it.

[x] "Long day?"

[x] "So, umm, what now?"

stop being so formal you faggots, maybe people will like us better if we're a bit more relaxed around them!

>>356025
>>356026
>>356027
>>356028
>>356032
>>356037
>>356044
Winner

[X] "Hey, hot stuff, wanna go have some fun in that bed over there?"

[ ] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"

GM specified that the amulet only pushes away those you DON'T want touching you. We want China, Keine, Cirno, etc. so it won't affect them.

>[ ] "Hey, hot stuff, wanna go have some fun in that bed over there?"
>[ ] "Do you really wear pads?"
THE TEMPTATION... MUST... RESIST... IT...
OKAY I DID IT
I choose:
[x] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"

In before Sakuya kills us

Anonymous really is a dumbass.

[ ] "Do you really wear pads?"

[X] "Hey, hot stuff, wanna go have some fun in that bed over there?"

[x] "Screw you, bitch."

unusually quick today

Awesome, now Flandre is not there and neither is Remilia

If we don't fuck it up we could be outside of the SDM soon

>>356084
Everyone has been waiting for GM.

>>356071
Keine's human anyways so it won't affect her.

[X] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"

>>356060
>>356063
Winner

>>356089
wat

[x] Holy shit

I can see the reply: "Fine. And how are you today, Mr. Dumbass?"

I think you're way too polite to Sakuya. She is the kind of bitch who needs it a bit rougher.bu

>>356093
When she isn't in CAVEMODO she is considered human.

[X] Breasts

>>356089

half-human

SAKUYA ROUTE IS A GO

>>356104
>I think you're way too polite to Sakuya. She is the kind of bitch who will kill you and drain your blood.
Mended.

>>356113
M-MAID BLOWJOB! WOOO WOOOO

>>356113
Meiling comes first.

>>356113
>SAKUYA ROUTE IS EX

>>356130
>SAKUYA ROUTE IS SEX
fixed

I believe when GM asked us on Saturday, Anon voted for Keine over China.

>>356128
I still want Flandre. Oh well.

>>356128
>Keine comes first.

Fix'd.

>>356128

Hey, maybe Sakuya will actually let us use her kitchen this time. Then we can provide China with a nutritious egg breakfast.

brb, 7 minutes max.

- Totally Not Gensokyo Man. Totally.

>>356138

No more Flan, she will kill us

>>356134

"You were in my kitchen.."

>>356128
I approve

>>356144
Hey China, why are you black?

Hey guys

wouldn't it be fun if flandre asked sakuya about paddings while we were with patchy?

>>356143
do you have BALLS ?

>>356139
>>Cirno comes first.

>Fix'd.

Fix'd.

>>356134
Well, I think China is still more popular here

>>356144
B-b-b-b-but I lurv China more than Kiene!

But I like Patchy more than China

>>356175
Excuse me Sir, but I like both.

you heartless monsters

>>356159

She's player x.

>>356159

>>356180
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?! ;__;

PRESSING F5 LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR

>>356166
>>>Meiling comes first.

>>Fix'd.

>Fix'd.

Fix'd. I don't give a damn what you guys voted for, I want my fucking Meiling.

FUCK YOU CHINAFAGS AND KEINEFAGS

I WANT BOTH

AND CIRNO

>>356142
;_;

>>356192
>>356142

>>356180
We are trying to, China.
BUT THERE ARE MAIDS ON THE WAY

Predicting auto-sage in 5 minutes.

Damnit guys he said we still have time! I say we at least consider one of the other gal's.

People have told me it's probably hopeless but if we don't at least TRY for my precious Udonge then I'll be very disappointed

bastards....

>>356175
I'd rather have china, tbh.

Needs more attempts at Remi.

Keine is a nice girl, and she's tsundere. Excellent.
We've only been going after Meiling, and she warmed up to us. Anon's first successful girl.
It's impossible to choose.

>>356205
You can try for Udonge once they finish the Touhou VN.

[x] "How are you, Miss Sakuya?"


even though the "pads" choice is really tempting

>>356205
>Udonge
She's one of the moon people and, thus, our enemy. We still have to go back and get their treasure with Cirno.

>>356217
Need more tsun tsun and less dere dere. Let's go with Keine!

Am I the only one who wants to go after Mystia/Aya?

GTFO CHINAFAGS, THE MAID IS SUPERIOR

>>356205
>>Damnit guys he said we still have time! I say we at least consider one of the other gal's.

>>People have told me it's probably hopeless but if we don't at least TRY for my precious Patchouli then I'll be very disappointed

Fix'd.

>>356219
In b4 whore also
SHAMEIMARU!

>>356205

We have an excuse to go to Eientei: To see Eirin about an inhaler.

We need a Hina route, to test our luck.
But I predict the lake will throw itself on us if we're near the spingirl

>>356219

Do you have some kind of cloaca fetish?

>>356219
see
>>356152

>>356235
going after aya would only end in MASS-SHAMEIMARU
complete waste of time

>>356219

FUCK YEAH, SHAMEIMARU!

>>356247
yes

>>356247
Not really. I just like the characters.

>>356237

Youkai Mountain arc is next season.

Meiling is the only one who we can score easily at the moment, and she is fucking hot. You can't lose with Meiling.

THANKS GM FOR BRINGING FAGGOTRY OVER TO /jp/.

Thank you for not only for YWUiG, but also for being the cause of waiting for GM threads, imitations that are on a level of great fail, being a major factor in Touhou roleplaying faggotry, and whoring yourself out as hot shit.

>>356269
china is like our fall back plan

>>356273
THANKS GM FOR BRINGING AWESOMENESS OVER TO /jp/.

Thank you for not only for YWUiG, but also for being the cause of so much original content, imitations that are on a level of great win, being a major factor in development of the Touhou community, and selflessly creating new content that is indeed hot shit.

>>356269

Screw China !

We have to apologize to Marisa for sending her into the lake !

>>356273
Faggotry was here from the beginning, dumb fuck.

>>356250
And it would be awesome.
Plus she's a slut, so our chances with her are high!
Oh wait, not at all.
We'd have to make her happy somehow, and since we don't have money, our only option would be... eggs. BUT SHE'S A FUCKING CROW.

>>356278
>Screw China!
ok I will

>>356269
Just because its easiest, it doesn't mean its the best.

Awww who am I kidding. prepare to invade china at full force.

As much as I would like to try Keine/Reisen route, this picture is tempting me towards China route

Needs Youmu route

>>356269

It won't be that easy. We need to ingratiate ourselves to SDM if they're going to give China time off to go on a date.

>>356278
Fuck Marisa, she will not forgive you for FEELING HER UP. She will fucking KILL YOU if she every sees you again.

Meiling is the safest bet.

which means China's easy

>>356278
Screw Marisa!

We have to apologize to Keine for getting stuck in SDM and making her worry!

>Fuck Marisa

Ok.

>>356298
We never felt her up though.

>>356282
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/what-will-crows-eat-episode-1-raw-eggs/3544258738
we are totally safe

>>356302
I thought they didn't go through with the cop a feel bit, 'cause they yelled for patchy

Let's free China from SDM tyranny

>>356298
We already met Marisa? I haven't been following this in its entirety; what day was that?

>>356298
We didn't feel her up. We just tackled her.

>>356297
Second

I want to feel Sakuya's pads

>>356278

There's plenty to do in Forest of Magic:

- Trade Marisa magic mushrooms for $$$
- Look for an inhaler at Kourindou
- Stalk Alice
- Get Cirno high

>>356320
http://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/YWUIG.html

go find it from there

>>356312
It was the second time that they did cop a feel, when Marisa was getting teleported out of the library.
And into the lake.

>>356322

Didn't we ask if she wore pads right before patchy ported her out? no feeling up though.

>>356334
Wrong. We asked her if she wears pads like the maid.

>>356340
We asked if she wore pads.

>>356334
I thougth they asked if she wore pads?

>>356298
We have never felt Marisa. Yes, we chose it, but then GM came with a Yes/No option, so we chickened. All we did was asking if she wears pads before she got lake'd.
>>356311
Awesome! So we can actually hit on the TENGUW.
...but... we'd rather not. She'd probably take photos of our hot sex and somehow Keine and China would see them, screwing forever our chances with them.

DO NOT WANT AYA ROUTE.

>>356334

Dumbass didn't feel Marisa up.

In fact didn't she said "thanks" when we handed the LHC back to her?

Marisa snatches it as soon as you hand it to her. "Thanks." It's a bit trite, but it's a sign of gratitude, at least. "I'll be back! And I'll borrow those books, they're all I need to finish this one little thing. You'll pay too! Bwahahahahaaa~!" It's a bit lame for a villanous speech, even as Patchouli recites a teleportation spell. There's some time to get in the last word.
[ ] "Well, bye bye."
[ ] Remain silent
[ ] "You know, you should prepare your speeches in advance, they'll sound better that way..."
[ ] "And you would have gotten away with it if not for this meddling kid...?"
[ ] "You should have paid the fine."
[ ] "Lol!" Yes, actually say "Lol"
[ ] Laugh
[ ] Cop a feel
[ ] "So, do you wear pads like the maid does?"
[X] "So, do you wear pads like the maid does?"

Marisa's face turns red. "Well, I never-" She doesn't get to finish her sentence before she disappears out from under you. Outside, you hear a splash and some yelling.
"Very... Interesting... Insult." The librarian raises an eyebrow at you. "I assume you did not come here merely to evict other intruders. What do you want?"

>>356339
Wha....I thought.......OH FUCK YOU GM. FUCK YOU. WE SAID COP A FEEL, AND YOU GO FOR PADS.

>>356365
"Cop a feel" would've led to a bad end.

>>356365
He asked us to confirm cop a feel. We said no, he went to second choice.

Must I be the one to suggest the Ran Route?

>>356359
>handed the LHC back to her

ಠ_ಠ

>>356360
>Marisa's face turns red. "Well, I never-"

Marisa will blush next time she see Mr. Dumbass. Then Master Spark.

>>356330
>>- Find Udonge
>>- Love Udonge
>>- Sex Udonge
>>- Dedicate life to Udonge

fix'd

>>356334
No, we asked if she wore pads like the maid does.

>"Very... Interesting... Insult." The librarian raises an eyebrow at you.

So, we captured her for Patchy, gave her back the hakkero, and sexually harassed her. Best case scenario, she thinks Anon is a lunatic. Bridge: burnt.

>>356354
Anon has not had hot sex with anyone yet. Why would Aya be an exception?

What the hell, on the second Cop a feel option, when Marisa was getting teleported, we said COP A FEEL. Why is this changed? Or why was I so retarded that day?

>>356370
Wrong. That was for the initial tackle, not the departure.

>>356365
If we did it, we'd get lake'd AGAIN.

>>356390
I was watching the thread that day. The pad choice won it. GM didn't change anything.

>>356390
Anon pussied out. Basically whenever a confirm selection is given, anon always thinks it will lead to bad end and pussies out.

>>356375

How the hell would we catch Yukari's attention to even get there though?

>>356401
Yeah. It was really close, though. Like, 7 to 6.

>>356403
After choosing Yes three times and getting lake'd IN ALL OF THEM, I'd guess whenever this option appears, a BAD END is imminent.

>>356386

Marisa doesn't like normal humans, so looking like a lunatic is a good way to gain her interest.

>>356407
by warping enough eggs to gensokyo.

>>356375
POISON! POISON! POISON!

>>356401
http://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl/thread/329379

actually it looks like cop a feel should have won, the guy counting votes fucked up

>>356407

Hang around Reimu long enough and you're bound to meet just about everyone.

>>356407
If we mess-up other people's stuff enough, eventually they should refer to us, at least, as "that guy" and eventually Yukari should become slightly curious as to what we're doing.

Nope. I asked GM about the copa feel option. She said that Patchy wouldn't have seen it and would've teleported Marisa off before she could react.

She'd probably come back for blood later on, but it wouldn't have been an immediate bad end

>>356403
>Basically whenever a confirm selection is given, anon always thinks it will lead to bad end and pussies out.

Because it WILL lead to BAD END. Why else would he ask confirmation in the first place?

>>356422
I don't think anyone wants a Medicine route.

>>356429
To throw us off because he can't write h too well.

Cops aside, Can we just go the easiest route first? AKA The Meiling Route?

I wanted to suggest wearing a coat of fried tofu... but it seems eggs is the only skill we have.

>>356428
We didn't get a confirmation for that, though. The confirmation was for THE INITIAL TACKLE. Read the archives.

>>356407

Probably Yukari's fault we're here in the first place. She's probably watching Dumbass right now for the lulz.

GM, if you're still reading this, feel free to make another topic in your next post.

I have a feeling we're going to hit autosage before the next time someone blinks.

>>356453

is it safe to say that gm left us?

>>356441

If we went with that I'd be surprised if Ran didn't just decide "Fuck it" and eat us tofu and all.

>>356445
no, YOU read the fucking shit, it was for the cop a feel. fucking retard.

>>356445
"Hey, what are y-" She is cut off as you bowl her over. Despite being a magician, it seems, she's shorter than you. And easily pushed down as you both hit the floor when you catch her off her guard, and pin her arms successfully. The mini-hakkero drops to the floor with a clink.
[ ] Take the mini-hakkero
[ ] "See? Now, apologize."
[ ] "Give up?"
[ ] Cop a feel
[ ] Get off of her
[ ] "PATCHOULI!"
[ ] "SAKUYA!"
[ ] "MEILING!"
[ ] "FLANDRE!"
[X] Cop a feel
Confirm Selection:
Cop a feel?
[ ] Yes

>>356438

We're already on her route. Hounding the girl 24/7 is going to piss of SDM even more for distracting their gate guard.

>>356461
FUCK YOU I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT

>>356461
Hey, what are y-" She is cut off as you bowl her over. Despite being a magician, it seems, she's shorter than you. And easily pushed down as you both hit the floor when you catch her off her guard, and pin her arms successfully. The mini-hakkero drops to the floor with a clink.
[ ] Take the mini-hakkero
[ ] "See? Now, apologize."
[ ] "Give up?"
[ ] Cop a feel
[ ] Get off of her
[ ] "PATCHOULI!"
[ ] "SAKUYA!"
[ ] "MEILING!"
[ ] "FLANDRE!"
[X] Cop a feel
Confirm Selection:
Cop a feel?
[ ] Yes

>>356445
I have AIM logs.


Atai: Confirm Selection:
Cop a feel?


[ ] Yes

[ ] No
Atai: so why DO you keep doing that?
GM: Actually, they would still have lived.
Atai: oh
Atai: what would have happened?

>>356464
I thought we were talking about the
Marisa snatches it as soon as you hand it to her. "Thanks." It's a bit trite, but it's a sign of gratitude, at least. "I'll be back! And I'll borrow those books, they're all I need to finish this one little thing. You'll pay too! Bwahahahahaaa~!" It's a bit lame for a villanous speech, even as Patchouli recites a teleportation spell. There's some time to get in the last word.
[ ] "Well, bye bye."
[ ] Remain silent
[ ] "You know, you should prepare your speeches in advance, they'll sound better that way..."
[ ] "And you would have gotten away with it if not for this meddling kid...?"
[ ] "You should have paid the fine."
[ ] "Lol!" Yes, actually say "Lol"
[ ] Laugh
[ ] Cop a feel
[ ] "So, do you wear pads like the maid does?"
[X] "So, do you wear pads like the maid does?"

Option.

>>356464
You fail at reading my other FUCKING POSTS. Not the FIRST cop a feel, the SECOND, when MARISA was getting TELEPORTED.

God damn...

>>356445
If I'm not mistaken, when we found Marisa, we use the STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! attack, and she pointed her mini-hakkero to us. We tackled her, and when we were over the loliwitch we chose to cop a feel. Confirmation time, we chose no, and the we called Patchu. Before marisa got teleported, we had the chance to do a last thing: we chose to ask her about pads. If we had chosen to cop a feel there, we'd get thrown with her in the lake.
tl;dr no

>>356472
Thanks for proving me right?

>>356470

serious business

I guess this I what I get for assuming something, right?

>GM: Bitchslapped, almost Master Sparked, then Patchy teleported Marisa out quickly not seeing exactly what happened, nor letting Marisa get a word in edgewise

This would mean she would have mastersparked the damn lake instead?

DAMN IT !

>>356486
But, that wasn't the end! We were talking about Padding vs. Cop a feel.
>>356476

AUTOSAGE INC

>>356497

But why would you knead Marisa's DFC? I'd rather play around with Keine's or China's boobs.
Life-like texture ;_;

>>356492
Anyways, patchy wasn't there to teleport her out for the initial cop-a-feel!

>>356490

She's seen its horrors. We can turn her against the lake.

Gentlemen, remember, if we play well, we get this.

Autosage, FUCK YEAH !

>>356517
Holy shit her arm is cut off

>>356517
DO WANT

>>356517
Or we get Dream 2'd

>>356532

look closer

>>356534
Foursome with Keine, China and the lake!
FUCK YES

>>356550
More like Meiling and Kiene have a drowning fetish.

GM left

>>356579
Goddamn

Brb, 7 minutes.

>>356587

See ya Thursday.

>>356587

Fappin quite fast eh ?

>>356142
>>356587
ur a faget

>>356591
He's probably trying to write a few outlines for various branches or something

>>356598
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

Oh wow.

No, it's more like she's playing DnD.

oh god this place has way too many lakes

>>356601
GM is a man

>>356601
No. My DM is offline.
I actually am taking a minute for that.
Also for tea and butterscotch krimpets.

>>356608
Mr. Dumbass would like some Krimpets.

>>356608
Hey guys, this makes me wonder. Can Mr. Dumbass make tea? It seems like it would be a really useful skill.

>>356602
We can't leave SDM until we use the spirit bomb on Flan

>>356605
GM is a woman

>>356550
Oh crap not...

LLLAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEE!!!!!~

>>356605
GM is a woman.

>>356614
Anyone can make tea. You boil water and put leaves in the water.

>>356618
>>356623
No

>>356473
here.
GM is a goddamn female.

>>356623

GM is an it.

>>356628
Yes. That's what was revealed during the Alice-tripfag period of GM's existence.

>>356628
I'm female, dearie.

>>356640

TITS OR GTFO !!!

(I did what must have been done on 4chan.)

>>356640
It's no fun to outright say it though! Arguments through ambiguity make for a good time.

>>356640
So wait a minute...

A woman (on the internets, no less) who plays DnD and writes doujins for greasy neckbeards to fap to?

My head asploded.

>>356640
WAIT

WHAT

>>356640
no-wai-no-wa-wait what?

>>356640
either prove it or give us an inhaler route

>>356650
I don't wish to offend GM but she probably weighs over 9000 pounds

>>356660
Don't kill the dream, man.

>>356660
She's already proven that she has a life, tutors, etc.

I have no doubt she's a fine specimen of a woman.

>>356654
Is it really that surprising? If GM was a guy, the story'd be more like this.

-You wake up in Gensokyo and bang everyone in sight GOOD END

Also how do I spoiler?

GM is Kaguya.

I do not fucking care if he/she is of different gender.
Neither I care how long it takes to wait for new threads because it is important to take ones time to create a story to please the masses.

What counts is that he/she keeps on working, ~ze.

>>356665
So a fine specimen of a woman who happens to be an Anon who plays DnD and writes doujins for greasy neckbeards to fap to?

Does not compute. Such nice things do not exicst

>>356673
Why does your name fill me with rage?

>>356673

truth

>>356681
Do you have something against neckbeards? It seems like you're putting them in some kind of negative light (not that its possible to).

>>356681
They are marred with other ugliness usually, that's why I'm betting fat\ugly\bitch.

I'm not trying to cause too much offense here but the language I use is just superficial.

>>356673
>teh ~ze Girl !3GqYIJ3Obs
Sage for gaiafag.

>>356681

I know a female student who is 20 years old, healthy (but not fat) got beautifull long,blond and curly hair and is intelligent.
Despite this she also spends most of the time in front of her computer or is reading books, so theese women do exist.

You just won't meet them because you don't go outside or live in the US.

GERMANY ! FUCK YEAH !

>>356706
>teh ~ze Girl !3GqYIJ3Obs

>>356706
>teh
>Girl

>>356690
Nope, just ctrl c +v this
>>356650

because I'm too drunk to come up with my own sentecenes

>>356690

shave, you creepy beardo

>>356709

Keep on, autosaged anyway.

>>356723
Okay.

can we stop trying to disprove GM's existance

You know, this would go much faster if you guys would tell me how to beat the 9th part of the Roland campaign. I got the dwarven alliance.

>>356729
we are not disabruwng, just killing time while waiting for the storytime to continue

>>356716

>>356732
With towels.

>>356742
you misspelled fgsfds

>>356732
http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/file/197550/2044

GMmMmMmm

Will you update sooon? I need to get some sleep in 40 mins and I would reeally like to read one or two posts before that

>>356742

>>356766
shut up and wait like the rest of us

>>356778
But the wait is killing mee

>>356766

What? You have a problem with staying up... all night?

>>356857

>>356640
LIES AND BULLSHIT.