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Can we have a dark, grim, gritty, serious business Gensokyo thread?

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>> No.3560329

>>3560322
You know how Reimu always says "Exterminate Youkai!" But all she does is damage the shirts and sleeves of the Youkai.

How about "Exterminate" meaning completely killed off someone for a change Reimu?

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>>3560322
>>3560329

What's a Shrine Maiden?

>> No.3560335

>>3560329
Because then she would be out of a job once all the youkai are dead.

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>>3560329
Once was enough! ;_;

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Isn't it funny how all the methods of immortality force you to give up life? I wonder if that is saying something. Ahahahahahahahaha.

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Back in the days of GeGeGe no Kitaro, "Youkai" means serious business.

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You cannot grasp the true form of Satori's attack!

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Youkai used to means terrifying monsters.

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I like the varying interpretations of Touhou, so I love both Little Girl's Dance of "Mokou, Mokou, I'm pregnant!"-Kaguya and Tohonifun's version of Kaguya physically touching Mokou's body inappropriately.

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Better than listening to /v/ asspain over moralfags again.

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"Yessssss..... New magic yessssssss"

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>> No.3560385

Gensokyo is always serious business, just try getting between one and their tea or beer.

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A Gensokyo where encountering Rumia means death instead of rape-the-little-girl.

>> No.3560390

>>3560317
>Can we have a Touhou parody thread?

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Encountering any of them would most of the time means having you skinned alive.

>> No.3560403

>>3560392
Why would Alice be holding a toothbrush inside a library?

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A Gensokyo where you will never grasp the Nue's true form.

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Night Sparrow doing her serious business

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>>3560409
Enjoy getting Prayed to death by Sanae.

>> No.3560420

>>3560403
To brush Marisa's teeth.

Duh.

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You come home and find this woman in your house.
"Show me the most powerful magic of your outside world."

What would you do?

>> No.3560432

>>3560426

She would telefrag me for fun

>> No.3560433

>>3560426
Show her my most powerful magic.

If you know what I mean.

>> No.3560435

>>3560426
I bring her to a museum of history displaying the atomic bomb.

>> No.3560437

>>3560418
In Gensokyo, attacks relying on the good will and hopes of thousands of others never succeed, especially when attempted by bloodthirsty mikos.

>> No.3560438

>>3560426
Invite her in for a drink.

>> No.3560440

>>3560426
I'll show her 4chan

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>>3560426
Don't show our secret to her! You'll be spirited away!

>> No.3560442

>>3560426
Yukari already knows all about our technology. So I'll show her /x/.

>> No.3560441

>>3560435
That's smalltime.
Fly her to CERN for a tour of the LHC.

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>>3560426
introduce her to the power of love

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"Ara..... I've never seen your face around here before..."
*she pours drink for you*

"I wonder if it tastes any good."

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"Once you entered, you will never be able to come back to the outside world. Save before proceed? Y/N"

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Yuugi has not tasted human for over 1000 years.

>> No.3560476

>>3560466
N

Saving is for pussies.

>> No.3560475

>>3560466
Y

>> No.3560478

>>3560472
Human meat is highly contaminated.

>> No.3560484

>>3560472
So Raizen is really Yuugi? My mind is blown.

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"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"I don't think I'm going to come near you."

>> No.3560492

>>3560472
Is there a good place to read myths about onis and such anywhere? Wikipedia sucks.

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>>3560485
Poor Satori. Scorned in both happylight and grimdark Gensokyo...

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Know the wrathful Gods of the Old Testament?
Serious business Gensokyo Gods are not friendly either.

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If you see this florist in Gensokyo, DO NOT APPROACH. You've been warned.

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Wanna plaaaaaaaaay?

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>> No.3560567

>>3560392
Sauce?

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>>3560555


creepy insane yukari is the best yukari

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Nitori

>> No.3560617

Somebody post that Gensokyo Survival Handbook.

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Yeah, you just try petting Ran in GRIMsokyo, pal.

She'd eat you in one bite. You'd be pissing your pants the instant she opened her maw.

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>>3560646

I'd like to see her try.

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Zombie Reimu appears, what do you do?

>> No.3560742

>>3560740
Use Vacuum.

>> No.3560745

>>3560740
Use Mahamaon

>> No.3560750

>>3560740
Teleport behind her and Dash her off the shrine.

>> No.3560762

>>3560740
[donation joke]

>> No.3560773

>>3560740

Zombie armpit sex?

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