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Anonymous Fri Oct 16 20:35:13 2009 No.3559185 [Reply] [Original]

You are about to have sex with your virgin waifu, she seems somewhat afraid of your jackhammer.

What words of comfort do you offer her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 20:37:13 2009 No.3559195 File: 72 KB, 407x405, 1234220180091.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	tristan !tzara749YA Fri Oct 16 20:37:13 2009 No.3559194 None becase I feel like I am going to vomit as her back is before my eyes etc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 20:39:13 2009 No.3559203 I sedate her so she won't have to feel anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 20:41:13 2009 No.3559221 I gently whisper Whitehouse lyrics into her ears.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 20:42:13 2009 No.3559225 >>3559195 sure is xcom here in /jp/

>>	Angry Type-Moon Fan Fri Oct 16 20:42:13 2009 No.3559228 "I'm going to make you feel like a woman!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 20:43:13 2009 No.3559231 What ? You don't want to do it with your brother after all ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 20:44:13 2009 No.3559235 "Get out of my room you 3d pig, I don't even know you, I am disgust* then proceed to shit on the floor

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 20:46:13 2009 No.3559249 File: 79 KB, 407x405, 1234724076358.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3559225 /jp/ would be better if it had more x-com and less anything else

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 20:47:13 2009 No.3559255 She should see my other power tools. Awe inspiring, let me tell you

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 20:48:13 2009 No.3559256 File: 126 KB, 340x500, 1239449340522.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"I'm going to make you feel like a woman!" Producer is that you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 20:49:13 2009 No.3559263 "I'll rock you senseless."

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 20:49:13 2009 No.3559264 >>3559249 note my lack of sage, I'd tend to agree. I could go for some kobold adventures in bear wrestlan too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 20:51:13 2009 No.3559270 "Don't worry darling, I'll stroke your penis to make it more pleasurable"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 20:51:13 2009 No.3559273 >>3559264 We should get some kind of quest in here.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Fri Oct 16 20:51:13 2009 No.3559275 I honestly have no idea. Most likely saying "this is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you" as I miss my target 500 times or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 20:54:13 2009 No.3559284 Why say anything? Just ram hammer away, she's not a virgin, no woman over 15 is so she's obviously faking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 20:55:16 2009 No.3559288 File: 12 KB, 185x227, batman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3559264 >implying sage is a weapon used to downvote or express disapproval for a thread/post

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 20:59:13 2009 No.3559314 "TAKE THIS SLUT"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 21:00:13 2009 No.3559318 What ? You don't want to do it with your brother after all ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 21:08:13 2009 No.3559358 >>3559249 I want a Chrysalid-tan to zombify me. Then I'll turn into one too after my death and we can be pure lesbians.

Anonymous Fri Oct 16 21:09:13 2009 No.3559362
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Rance is about to have sex with your virgin waifu, she seems somewhat afraid of his hyper weapon.

Do you attempt to persuade/fight Rance (And most likely die) or do you run/hide away (and have a lower, but still very possible, chance of dying)?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 21:09:13 2009 No.3559367 >>3559362 call the police

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 21:09:13 2009 No.3559368 >>3559362 I RAPE RANCE

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Fri Oct 16 21:10:13 2009 No.3559372 It can smell fear.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 21:11:13 2009 No.3559384 >>3559367 Rance slaughters the police then comes after your snitchin' ass. >>3559368 Impossible. Rance kills you and rapes your waifu infront of your dying corpse, her defloweration being the last thing you see in life.

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Fri Oct 16 21:14:13 2009 No.3559395 >>3559362 I can beat Rance I practice Aikido

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 21:14:13 2009 No.3559400 File: 38 KB, 479x530, Alexander the Great.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3559362 This is what I would do

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 21:15:13 2009 No.3559404 >>3559395 You're only level 1 Aikido. Rance is level 2 Sword. He wins by level.

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Fri Oct 16 21:16:13 2009 No.3559406 >>3559404 a lvl 1 aikido can beat a lvl 3 sword

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 21:16:13 2009 No.3559408 >>3559362 I hit him with my car! He'd never see that coming! (because I'd wait until he was on top of her, unarmed and unarmored, crashing through the poorly made wall of our first floor bedroom)

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 21:17:13 2009 No.3559416 >>3559404 mythbusters showered the Ki (energy) of an akido master stopping a scottish claymore blade. not sure about a katana or wakizashi though...

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Fri Oct 16 21:18:13 2009 No.3559420 >>3559416 the ki of an aikido master can stop time even

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 21:19:13 2009 No.3559425 >>3559416 sorry i meant showed not showered (my finger's ki[energy]hit another key[ki?? lol])

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 21:22:13 2009 No.3559430 "It'll be okay." I'll rub her head and kiss her as a penetrate her slowly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 21:24:13 2009 No.3559439 >>3559362 I seal Rance for a thousand years on the moon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 21:24:13 2009 No.3559440 >>3559362 Being a munchkin, my level is probably at least twice as his.

Anonymous Fri Oct 16 21:25:13 2009 No.3559442

>>3559408

Rance can't die during sex. Your car caves in on itself and crushes you.

>>3559416

Aikido can't stop the magical power from a Rance Attack, which comes not from the edge of a blade itself.

>>3559420

Rance can cut through time and retroactively kill you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 21:27:13 2009 No.3559455 >>3559442 You're just making shit up now. Go to hell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 21:28:13 2009 No.3559458 >>3559455 No, Alicesoft made it up. I'm just relaying facts from a fictional setting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 21:29:13 2009 No.3559459 >>3559400 GREECE ROLLS AGAIN GREECE ROLLS AGAIN GREECE ROLLS AGAIN GREECE ROLLS AGAIN GREECE ROLLS AGAIN GREECE ROLLS AGAIN GREECE ROLLS AGAIN GREECE ROLLS AGAIN GREECE ROLLS AGAIN

>>	Vector !NEy29ODpvs Fri Oct 16 21:30:13 2009 No.3559464 >>3559185 >virgin Pic unrelated

Suigin !YUsuiginy. Fri Oct 16 21:30:13 2009 No.3559465

>>3559442
>Aikido can't stop the magical power from a Rance Attack, which comes not from the edge of a blade itself.
hmm yes it can aikido can counter anything
>Rance can cut through time and retroactively kill you.
I can stop his attacks during time stop

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 21:30:13 2009 No.3559470 >>3559442 >Implying there is anything Aikido can not redirect and stop. Fucking rancefags.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 21:31:13 2009 No.3559473 >>3559470 If Aikido redirects everything, how do two Aikido masters fight?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 21:33:13 2009 No.3559479 >>3559470 >>3559465 Rance has already raped an Aikido master.

Anonymous Fri Oct 16 21:34:13 2009 No.3559483

>>3559465
>>hmm yes it can aikido can counter anything

Can't. It was shown in a prior Rance game that an akido warrior attempted to counter his attack. Rance cut him apart quite easily.

>>I can stop his attacks during time stop

You don't get the idea of being cut apart in the past. You're just walking down the street when all of a sudden, you explode into chunks. Or while your mother is giving birth, she just pushes out baby pieces.

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Fri Oct 16 21:36:13 2009 No.3559491 >>3559473 how do you think the universe began? God? don't make me laugh

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 21:37:13 2009 No.3559497 >>3559491 Rance killed an Aikido Master in a time-travel adventure. His head became the whale, the rest of the chunks formed our universe.

Suigin !YUsuiginy. Fri Oct 16 21:38:13 2009 No.3559501

>>3559479
it wasn't rape, the aikidoka wanted it
>>3559483
>Can't. It was shown in a prior Rance game that an akido warrior attempted to counter his attack. Rance cut him apart quite easily.
i bet he drugged him before, that's the only way to beat an aikidoka
>You don't get the idea of being cut apart in the past. You're just walking down the street when all of a sudden, you explode into chunks. Or while your mother is giving birth, she just pushes out baby pieces.
I can manipulate the boundary between past and future and send him to a future in where the earth is impossible to inhabit and he dies

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Fri Oct 16 21:39:13 2009 No.3559505 >>3559497 no, it was because of a fight between aikidokas rance is a closet homo who isnt secure of his sexuality, I bet even a karateka can beat rance

>>	wow Anonymous Fri Oct 16 21:40:13 2009 No.3559509 wow honestly no1 could ever hack 4chan, the firewall is so good even the military couldnt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 21:40:13 2009 No.3559510 >>3559505 How do they fight if they do not attack? Do not delude yourself. Why do you think people still practice Aikido? Just to hope that they can counter Rance this time.

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Fri Oct 16 21:41:13 2009 No.3559511 >>3559509 an aikidoka can

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Fri Oct 16 21:42:13 2009 No.3559515 >>3559510 >How do they fight if they do not attack? aikido has like four offensive moves shows how little you know about aikido

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 21:42:13 2009 No.3559517 >>3559501 >>3559505 >>3559491 If Aikido's weakness with all you mention is 'Drug his food', you guys are small time. Fuck, a boxer could kick your ass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 21:43:13 2009 No.3559519 >>3559515 Except you place all the value of Aikido's power in redirection and never praise offensive capabilities.

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Fri Oct 16 21:44:13 2009 No.3559522 >>3559517 drinks* >a boxer could kick your ass. they could if they poison us first not even Aikido can beat an explosive diarrhea in the middle of a battle

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 21:45:13 2009 No.3559524 >>3559522 But they have spatial awareness otherwise? I could sneeze at you and you'd fall down, pussy boy.

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Fri Oct 16 21:47:13 2009 No.3559531 >>3559524 i'd send the snot back to your nose and you'd choke with it and die >>3559519 I only wanted to prove two aikidoka can fight

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 21:48:13 2009 No.3559535 >>3559531 I talk about the viruses.

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Fri Oct 16 21:49:13 2009 No.3559539 >>3559535 i can send them back too but that'd be overkill

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 21:50:13 2009 No.3559543 >>3559539 Sure man, just watch what you eat and drink now.

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Fri Oct 16 21:51:55 2009 No.3559549 >>3559543 I only have meals every 100 years anyways

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Fri Oct 16 21:52:13 2009 No.3559552 >>3559543 >>3559543 I only have meals once every 100 years anyways

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 21:53:13 2009 No.3559555 >>3559552 So 2 at least per Earth days.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 22:03:13 2009 No.3559589 rance would have no chance against chuck norris

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