/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35581372
Can I find kelp?

>>35581372
But the sea stinks and tastes funny

>>35581439
I need BEEG kelp.

took you three minutes to make a new thread

>>35581439
*smack*

>>35581470
She has very big strands. Of kelp.

which hev best look with twinbrraids?

>>35581372
I don't like the ocean. I prefer the sand.

would a whale monster girl have big tits?

>>35581547

>>35581502
Crow Tengu.

>>35581502
this one and that >>35581667

>>35581616
If walking without rhythm keeps her away, I'll just march to some music in my head.

What is the appeal of crow tengu? They're just nerdy harpies with dumb hats.

>>35581667
>>35581751
I prefer my crows nuclear-powered

>>35581885
>They're just nerdy harpies with dumb hats.
He's beginning to figure it out...

>>35581904
yup, with two big nuclear reactors

>>35581885
Their appeal is that they're nerdy harpies with dumb hats.

>>35581885
What's the appeal of black harpies? They're just big WHORES.

>>35581885
I couldn't tell ya.

Black harpies are superior. Gimme a sex harpy that's domineering and dresses provocatively. They're just as smart as the crow tengu, but they more outgoing and sociable. Works good for me since I'm not that. Opposites attract. Perfect match for a quiet, nerd boy like me

>>35581885
Yes, that's the start of it. They'd enjoy the quiet life and be fun to tease. Their wings are so beautiful!

>>35570832
>>35570984
>UUUUHHHNNNGG NEED BIGGER BIIGGGUURRRUUUGGGHHHH
>t. hyperfag

How do I tell if there is a yandere monster after me?

>>35581950
Black harpies are cute and sweet and loving and incredibly devoted to their man. You're a whore.

>>35581966
bookberd

>>35582131
>Man, I can't wait to meet up with this old girlfriend of mine
>Listen for screeching
.

>>35581966
>They're just as smart as the crow tengu
I bet black harpies don't even like reading.

Harpies are nest when they're pink and fluffy.

>>35582210
Jub jub, please, you can't type straight when you haven't had your daily dicking.

>>35582210
>coomer talons wrote this with one hand and one eye

>>35581372

>>35582228
daily? thats optimistic

what is the best mg pic to put on a poster if were inclined to use a custom poster service?

pat the wendis!

>>35582309
wendi from fairy tail was what got me into loli

How do I recruit ogres into my army?

>>35582331
be a talking donkey at the right place and time.

>>35582331
Build the ogre den
Its an upgrade of the orc hut

>>35582228
>>35582245
It was a Freudian slip, okay?! B and N are right next to each other, too!

Tentacle is rising on my list bros

>>35582291

>>35582291

>>35582190
Black harpie girls love reading and creating, they're very curious girls.

>>35582331
give 'em onion rings

>>35582376
I've been into plantgirls since I was a little shota. You've got good taste, man.

>>35582376
I like 'em too, the best molestors in the MGE world

>>35581885
Imagine having a bird wife from anime japan doesn't that sound neat?

>order a box of pizza
>Cheshire pops out of the box having stolen and eaten it already
>get raped by her

>>35581966
The more I see this picture, the more I can't help but picture her laying eggs.

>>35582467
>later, you decide to just start ordering 2 pizzas instead
>make sure she's right next to you when answering the door this time for extra caution
>your kittens pop out of both boxes with crumbs and sauce on their faces, no pizza left to be found inside

How would it be possible to even eat pizza when living around Cheshires? I feel like if you just asked her upfront, she'd just prank you harder.

What's the appeal of Cheshires? They're just smug werecats painted with purple strikes.

>>35582467
That must be a fat cheshire to eat all that pizza.

>>35582493
gonna pinch the chub of that fatass chesh and tell her she needs to eat a salad

Human boys who grow up with adopted momsters will find them dressing very different once they get their first boner.

>>35581372

>>35582537
That and finding a porn stash out in the open for some reason with all the pics replaced with her

>>35582606
>start finding all your hidden porn mags replaced with custom made porn mags with page after page of you momster in lewd poses
>even has fake articles on how to romance and fuck your momster

>>35582638
>boot up your computer
>the first thing you hear in boot up is your momster moaning
>the background is momster spreading it
>all your digital porn is also her
>You also find a pinhole from her room to yours
>You "accidently" walk in on your momster happy time when she was doing it in plain sight of you

I can't help but love the idea of a submissive Mindflayer.
>Gives you full control of your transformation so you can ambush her in either form
>Mindbreaks herself for your pleasure regularly
>Alters her own mindset so you can have whatever type of submissive girl you want at any moment - brat, maid, slave, priestess, and so on
>Subtly flays you to emphasize the more confident and dominant aspects of your personality
>Flays you in your sleep to help you have wet dreams of using her as you please

>>35582331
Offer mage free training

What kind of costume is considered formal for fighting monsters? I assume they wear tastefully revealing outfits to make sure they show off all the tasty bits to potential mates at all times even in combat.

>>35582140
Nerdberd

It's such a shame that Shirohebis refuse to be a part of harems. That said, it won't stop me from trying. Bicorn hands did, in fact, type this.

think of life being adopted by a shirohebi momster

>>35582854
I'd rather not.

Marry a big muscled Ogre.

>>35582854

Having any type of lamia as a mom sounds like a headache. She will constantly want hugs and cuddles, then wrap you up so you can't escape from the rest of the day. If you misbehave, you get constricted. If it's cold outside, you have to be her living heater. And heaven help you if she smells another woman on you.

Not worth it.

>>35582905
sounds like it worth it, I love hugs and nagging desu

>>35582905
>momster smells another woman on you
>flips out and roughly drains you so that you won't be stolen from her by any other girl
>when you finally regain enough strength, you explain that it was just the old lady down the street who you helped with her groceries
>momster embarrassed but still glad she wrang you dry

I require milk. Lots of it. From many different kinds of monsters.

You get a Dark Elf Waifu, but she's a Druuchi. Are you okay with it?

>>35582965
I am the milkman and I shall milk all the monsters, My milk is delicous

not even want lewdness I just want an mg to pretend toncare about my interests fo once.

im guessing thats a no then

>>35582997
Sounds gay

Catgirls WILL reclaim their 'best vanilla girl' title from the eternal fox menace

>>35582997
Monsters don't have to pretend. They do care.

>>35583015
With tails like that? Fat chance.

>>35582997
I want a monster to make it blatantly care that she's not interested in me as a person, but as a fucktoy.

>>35583020
>Monsters don't have to pretend.
they probably do

>>35583035
They really don't.

I trust only the oldest foxes

>>35583015
I don't like cat girls

But I like that cat girl

>>35583032
how smug is too smug?

>>35583009
What is?

>>35583058
Would you like to find out?

>get captured by ancient evil with a third eye
>"Look into my Evil Eye, and know true despair!"
>"Wow, it's beautiful."
>blushing ancient evil can't look you in the eyes now

>>35583069
I see red button, I must press it

>>35583058
If your wife, or any other monster, gets too smug with you, just smug them back.

>>35583050
Yshtola is a special kind of kot

>>35583080
I think her competence and confidence contributes a lot to it. She is one of the only Scions happy to slap someone's shit rather than throw the WoL at it

If I got isekai'd to MGEland, I'd start studying magic - primarily fiend summoning and hieromancy. I want to be the edgy guy who does things with light and darkness, with a harem consisting of both celestial and infernal girls.

>>35583015
Why is there a magic circle on her ass?

Don't care, still think human woman are better if left un-monsterized

>>35583077
You'll make a smug singularity

>>35583064
shes not allowed

>>35582331
Tell them they'll all be able to get sex slave-husbands and lots of meat and alcohol if they raid for you. It worked for the orcs, goblins and onis I don't see why they would be any different.

>>35583117
You'd think so, but smug monsters are usually weak to reverse smug.

>>35582842
What are you doing typing with both hands? Get back to rubbing your front-pussy thinking about your future husband fucking other girls in front of you. And behind you. And on top of you. You filthy cuckquean.

>>35583113
She looks like she would be good as a hakutaku

>>35583148
I want to smug with a smug cheshire at some nerd monster watching porn

Before, I had dozens of different fantasies about MGE and MGs in general, but as time has gone on, a few of them have stood out as being more recurring and more fleshed-out than the others.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, visit a hinezumi temple
They train hard from young to old.
Stay in shape.
Can cook excellent meals.
And, most importantly, all wear cheongsams.

>>35583360
I'd rather visit a temple of Kitsune-bi and Kitsune-tsuki.

>Come home from work early one day
>Can feel the bass rumbling from outside
>Walk in the front door and get assaulted by max volume eurobeat
>Your maid, who is chopping vegetables, looks up and sees your reflection in the kitchen window
>She panics, fling her knife upwards where it sticks into the ceiling, and screams
>At least you think she's screaming, all you can hear is CRASH AND BURN IS WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO I AM THE MASTER OF THE ASPHALT FIGHT
>Start to laugh as she scrambles to kill the music and stammer about how she didn't think you were going to be home for another hour
>Her face is redder than the tomatoes on the counter as she whines that it's not funny and for you to stop laughing

>>35582997
while i do also wnat the lewdness, same

>>35583360
So what you're saying is go marry and breed a milfy fire rat hag. Got it.

>>35583106
absolutely based

Would an Alice let out a blood-curdling scream if I raped her?

>>35583392
Yes.
She needs wider hips to fill out that cheongsam.

>>35583378
Thats a lot of fox

>>35583408
I wonder if she'll still fit in that cheongsam while pregnant with a bunch of little rats.

Playing hide-and-seek with Alice in Wonderland! Closing your eyes and merrily counting down as Alice goes to hide! Opening your eyes and looking for Alice! Being unable to find Alice no matter how hard you search! Days have passed! Where is Alice? I'm going to Alice!

>>35583408
Lots of ghostly fox, but all that would be seen by anyone they're not interested in is an understaffed shrine run by youthful human mikos.

Such a talented slime!

>>35583418
She'll fit enough.

>>35583424
Such an interesting place.

>ghost not so sure she wants to spook anon after she finds out he can touch her.

>>35582483
>Order a pizza
>Cheshire steals it
>Stomach starts growling while she's teasing you
>She looks stricken as she immediately teleports away
>Comes back with another one before nervously teasing you about not eating while clearly trying to gauge if you're upset or not

Can anyone give me a guide to hunt down for man sized rat women?

>>35583487
Step 1. Go into sewers

>>35583444
But assuming one of them found me attractive, she's be able to use her foxfire to show me things without others seeing, beyond the rest of the shrine. I'd see her flashing me, while the rest of the world would just see her sweeping. I'd see her waving ghostly tails around, while the rest of the world just sees her meditating. I'd see her showing off her lewd body-writing to me, while the rest of the world just sees her walking around the shrine. And then, once I've gotten close to her, another girl's tails also become visible.

>>35583448
she better watch out, Anon is right behind her!

>>35583487
Nazrin is a mouse

>>35583448
Imma touch all right, we all know we must touch the cow and do it now

>>35583487
Rats only visit good boys on their birthday

>>35583538
That's what she wants you to think

>ywn be held close by a mershark with nice toned, smooth, unblemished pro-surfer body and sleek and shiny hair in the water because you can't swim while shes takes you to land for safety!

>>35583487
dress up like the big cheese literally and go to the sewers

Alright bros, hear me out
>Haou
>Maou
>Brown
>Cow
Make it happen

All doggos are good girls but big doggos are extra good.

>>35583429
Never order jello shots at a slime bar.

>>35583645
Shortstack kobolds are both big and small, so they're extra extra good.

>>35583015

Only if it is Jinko, perhaps Ocelomeh, otherwise this pic applies.

How would you brag about your waifu if you knew she was watching?
>"I can't wait to start a family, she'll be a great mother!"

>>35583423
I'm afraid I can't find Alice, but we do have a nice Dodo harpy around.

>>35584061
Dodo's dodos aren't big enough in this picture.

>>35583124
Who?

>>35584083
Fair enough, I suppose.

>>35583423
aaaaAAAAAAllliiiccCCCCEEEeeee fffFFFEEEEeeeeellLLLLlssss sooOOOooooo GGGGGGooooOOODD

>Will you marry me anon? Even if I'm not the smartest, strongest, fastest, bustiest, or...

>>35584204
gosh I would marry her just because of her cute cheese dress

>>35584204
Her differently coloured hands and feet are really distracting me.

Is it considered a time of good tidings or a dark omen when a banshee smiles

>>35584212
Cheese-based fashion is highly sophisticated

>>35584204
She looks too much like a loli. Then again how does one de-lolify a mouse while making her short?

>>35584229
Uohhhhhhhhh! !! !! Banshee erotic !!!!!! Banshee smile and lips !!!!!! Erotic …

Gazer

>>35584275
More like Borer. Because she's a bore

>>35584270
Using her tears as lube for a titfuck!

>>35584160
dumb birb

>>35584204

But I only like Hinezumis of the mice family, I will get you a husband though and in exchange you will help me get a Hinezumi.

>>35584237
>mouse wife shows off her new underwear
>asks husband how it looks
>"It's dangerously cheesy!"
>she proceeds to rape him with a cute pout

>>35584275
reminder that gazers have tails

>>35583487
Bring mink-women with you as party members

Hey, come closer and lean your head over, I got you a new pair of earrings.

>>35583487
>>35583502
>>35583538
>>35583562
>>35583591
>>35584624
There is no such thing as Man Sized Ratgirls moving and scurrying underground. Any talks or mention of Ratgirls is tantamount to Sedition and Heresy.

Do doppelgangers deserve bullying? Yes

>>35584816
Praise Sigmar

>>35584901
Yes their wombs deserve bullying

>"Mother, I beseech thee, merely a crumb of coochie in these trying times."

>>35584948
Sigmari*

>>35584365
>mouse wife gets done with anon
>she smugly asks if he any quips about her
>he slowly turns over and replies
>"It ain't easy, being cheesy!"
>round 5-? goes to mouse wife who can only say "Muu...!"

Imagine sharing a smoke filled kiss with a wonderworm, doesn’t that sound heavenly compared to a cabbage filled kiss with a greenworm

>>35585222
but can a wonderworm be cool? greenworm is super cool!

>>35585222
Smoke makes me cough badly and I don't like the taste of cabbages. imagine just kissing them, doesn't have to be any tongue, or, sharing shit, just, a kiss. Could be long, could be short, but no matter how it is, the love is always there.

>>35585252
What makes her cool?

>>35585290
Are you cool?

>>35585222
So silky

>>35585305
What's their get-away soundtrack?

>>35585252
OH MANTICORE TAIL FUCKING CHESHIRE CAT FUTA COCKS I'M FUCKING SHOT

>>35585351
Hot.

Ah yes, finally getting some of my commissions done. This feels nice.

>>35585252
Wonderworm is 200% cooooool

>>35585310
NIGHTS OF FIRE

>>35585310
>>35585713
Nah, it's Man of Constant Sorrow

>>35585310
Eurobeat.

Good boy

If your waifu(s) doesn't have cum-breath, you're doing a bad job as a husbando.

>>35585941
Cum-breath is nasty.

>>35585829
Make her an adult and I'm good for it.

>>35583109
Where else is she gonna keep it?

>>35586096
It's your job as a husbando to give her cum-breath

>>35586103
Adult mofu is too strong for you, traveller.

>>35586132
No, it's not. I don't like cum breath. If she's giving me a blowjob and wants to kiss me after, she better have taken some mouthwash. And FUCK that slider captcha,

>>35586141
She's already an adult but in a child form. However, it isn't child forms that give me what I crave.

>>35586171
You're a bad husbando.

>>35586103

>>35586164
Those are some industrial-grade moo-moo milkers

>>35586254
My ass belongs to a fox?

>>35586424
>You didn't tell your wife it was holst milk you bought.

>>35586442
Always has been

>>35584086
Cant say

>>35581372
Reminder.
Girls hugging and touching each another is completely normal. As is them going to the bath together, and seizing each other's body up, and comparing each another, and then groping each another, and then exploring the wonderful world of feminine bodies together, and then reaching climax together.
This is absolutely normal girl behavior.
Nothing suspicious going on.

Dohohohohohohohohoho.

>>35586872
They are just waiting for hubby to get home

>>35586920

>>35586933

>>35586872
Nice on topic post you got there retard

>>35586976
>black sclera
u-oh

>>35583387
Don't bully tech-savvy Kikis, they can build their own gaming PCs to play co-op games with you

>>35587238
What about it? Is it your weakness or something? It makes you want to obey your betters?

>>35587354

>>35587354
Heh who would find that appealing. Not me that's for sure. I don't have thing for powerful women with black sclera.

>>35587384

>>35587388

>>35586568
Monster by association?

>>35587413
Shine "Soon to be monster" maiden

What would p'orcs be like in modern day MGE?

>>35587600
greasers

>>35587628
>Anon walks into the wrong parts of MGC
>Suddenly hear tough gal finger snapping behind him

>>35587406
Where are her clothes? She looks indecent.

>>35586205
And you are a faggot.

>>35586254
what VN is this?

lets play a game,
Give us a quote that your favorite species would say and we have to guess who it is
"I might not know much but I know I love you

Author of that Yuuki-Onna doujin confirmed a sequel in twitter
https://nhentai.net/g/364723/ the aforementioned doujin

>>35587764
>I turn around
>They somehow didn't notice the Cheshire that's almost as tall as me duct taped to my front
>I stare at them
>Cheshire-chan stares at them
>The cat across the street stares at them
>An empty can rolls by
>I open my mouth
>"El momento del bruh"
>Cheshire-chan teleports herself and me away before they can do anything

Here, have a Zipangese Woman to sexualize and fetishize:

https://youtu.be/DoYpJqFNj40

>>35586933
I usually have trouble separating the species from the profile girls and judge them based on that, but that girl on the left is making me reconsider Shogs.

I kinda of like the idea of some of the aristocratic monsters (wights, lilims, pharaoh) treating most human nobility/royalty as if the were no better than commoners, finding their pretensions amusing.
>Why do you deserve to be considered a part of nobility? Can you make people kneel before you with your mere presence? Can you drain a man with just a touch? Can your voice literally compel others to do things or do you posses enormous magical power?

>>35584901
If you had a harem of doppelgängers run by a bicorn, would there disguise be the bicorn or what she would look like as a unicorn?

>tfw no milfy ara ara spider to keep her little fly boy (me) trapped in her web and spoil me with kisses, hugs, and bondage.

>>35587993
I don't speak in zipangu...

Tea party time!

>>35587997
>They just wanted to cuddle a cute guy but ones again they are denied

How do i get a harem of momsters?

Peak succubus performance.

>>35588166
Well then they should learn how to approach a guy then.

>>35588270

>>35588245
You don't, Chad does

>>35588351
Why does she wear the mask?

Is this what a husband of a Danuki looks like?

https://youtube.com/shorts/i4RVUI3lbCA?feature=share

>>35588373
She’s a shy gal

>>35588351
I want to put her in a skimpy maid outfit

>>35588351
aw, one of the issues with big girls, they eat a lot

>>35588416
For me?

Imagine if monster girls like when (You) are concerned about your ass getting fat and can’t resist grabbing or slapping it.

>>35588706
I'm not concerned about getting fat (because it would take a lot for that to happen).

Won't stop my wife from grabbing my ass. She like my reactions way too much.

Would you rather have a monster born wild werewolf refusing to be tamed, or a human girl turned werewolf eager to wear a collar?

>>35588781
Latter, but I'm not giving out collars. She's not a dog.

>>35588781
I'm the wild one in the relationship. >Wife keeps trying to get me in a collar

>>35588944
I need a Dark Elf to put a collar on me.

What monsters would most likely like to have a pet human?

>>35589046
You know...

>>35588781
They're cuter when they're feisty

>>35589046
Dark Elf, Elf, Lilim, Vampire, Pharaoh, Arachne, Gazer, Demon, Dark Mage.

>Waifu uses "pet" as one of her more teasing nicknames for me. She gets a giggle out of my reactions

>>35581372

>>35584204
I've got a weakspot for girls with low self-esteem.

>>35588781
The former.
I like monsters for the wild side, and subby bitches are boring as hell.

>>35588071
Given that some Wight's were ancient royalty, I can see them scoffing at current royalty for being nothing more than a part of a Cadet branch of Cadet branch's Cadet branch in her eyes.

>>35589178
Alice's rump.

>>35581372

>>35589178
>>35589312
Hi please don't post creepy weirdos here thank you

Your princess has been turned into slime and needs your bodily fluids for nourishment. Bad end.

>>35589315
Now why would you ruin a perfectly good snek like that?

>>35589359
Wat

>>35581372

>>35589372
It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

>>35589312
Here are your dark mages, bro

>>35589434
AHHH TOO BIG TOO BIG

>>35589402
I was just looking for old soviet trucks in that bunker! Manti-chan and I were just spelunking for fun.

>>35581372

First installment of "Monster Girls: Track and Field" is almost done. Gratuitous ass-shots and fanservice awaits. Next story will be about a human boy who gets caught peeping into the changing room and gets ara ara'd, hard.

I've also decided to go back to the drawing board and finish the short yeti VN I planned to make back in the day. I wasn't equipped to complete it, then, but I am now. The plan is for it to be lewd but also heartfelt.

That's all for me, for now.

>>35589572
Where are the harpies in spats?

>>35589612
Harpies can't participate in track races, flying to the finish line would just be cheating

Are there any images of duck harpies anywhere?

>>35589673
Ostrich harpies can

>>35589673
Then she can run.

>>35589572
>I've also decided to go back to the drawing board and finish the short yeti VN I planned to make back in the day
Finally.

>>35589673
That's why there's races just for harpies.

>>35589572
Sweati Yeti

>>35589572
>Yeti VN
Blessed anon, making a VN about objectively the best mamano.

>>35589572
>manticore not finishing first
I like the comic but this makes no sense. Yeti would clearly finish last.

>>35589572
>short yeti VN
Will it cost money?

>>35581372

>>35589781
All of H**ch's content is on their Itch store, but they also upload it to the usual piracy sites themselves.

So yes, but also no.

>>35589434
Early Halloween

>>35589572
>Yaya VN time

>>35589703
Are those even races?

>>35589808
What happens if I sneak up behind her and steal a quick lick of her unicorn ass?

Sometimes I marvel at the glory of God's creation.
Like how a slime knows where the dicks at without being shown

>luv mino
>luv jinko
>luv hellhound
>luv griffon
>luv lilim
>luv oni
>ate holst
>ate cheshire
>ate kobold
>ate harpy
>ate greenworm
>ate troll
simple as

>>35589703
What's it like licking the sweat off a harpy's spats, Anon?

>>35590045
>Hate holsts and trolls
Objectively shit taste.

>>35590045
>hellhound good
>harpy bad
Fuck yourself, faggot.

>>35590045
>ate harpy
it's impressive someone can have such a shit opinion.

>>35590045
>luv lilim
negative

>You spent how much on Yugioh cards!? That's the third time this week! You know what... I'm not even to going to use the voice this time, you deserve to be raped normally
>also I'm going to have a talk with that apophis that runs the hobby shop about fuelling addictions

>>35590133
>meanwhile his lego collection

>>35590133
>Pharaoh beating against collecting yugioh cards
You ruined my immersion

>>35590045
I hate ALL monsters except for my Dark Elf wife and children. Family isn't just the most important thing, it is the only thing that matters.

>>35590149
Needs something to bribe the vizier in order to hold tournaments in the palace
>>35590162
She's angry that her consort spent his own money instead of using royal funds.

>>35588063
They're flayers, anon. You're going to become a squid.

>>35590205
Bribe her with empanadas.

>>35590045
>no Manticore
Weeeaaaaak!

>>35590295
>Chief Consort, Vizier, why does the palace smell like fried beef and cheese?

How much attention would an extremelly pale, white/grey haired boy get in a desert kingdom?

>>35589434
>one bed
>three big dark mages
It's breeding time. Are you up for the task?

>>35590555
>get brought as a captive before a pharaoh
>she decides to throw you to the crocodile girl she keeps as a pet because she thinks watching you get raped by a croc would be amusing.
>spend an entire day getting aggressively violated and deathrolled while her whole court watches

>>35590555
So much that you will be shared between the Pharaoh and her Anubis chancellor.

>>35587966
Monster Girl Quest

Treat your umbrella nicely!

>>35590045
>ate kobold
NOOOO!
No no, no eating! No eating!

>>35581372

>>35590886
God I wish that were me. I want to be in the middle of the lamia mating ball

>>35589434
Is this an alp?

>>35590848

>>35591022
Does it matter when the results are the same? The results being broodmommy that is

>>35591065
Fair enough.

>>35590886
HIPS

>>35581372

>>35589355
Nothing wrong with NEET MGs anon.

Do farmers get subsidiaries for their monster girl eloping with fancy city boys?

>>35586920
Impregnate her servants already!

>>35591270
No, because the typical result is that they stay and the farm gains a new farmhand.
It works out in their favor more often than not.

>>35591290
Only if she actually goes dragon.

Who has pictures of grape snakes corrupting Pharaohs? I need them for research purposes, please.

>>35591032
Why is she staring like that!?

>>35591364

>>35591022
No, that's a 2hu.

>>35591339
Dragons can shapeshift

>>35591290
>"See these wide hips here? The muscular, yet soft buttocks? They're mine, hers and yours. These will be used to spawn many healthy half-dragons, dear husband. Like the head maid, the gate keeper is still a virgin. We'll rectify those things soon."
With that she gives them a nice squeeze and a soft slap.

>>35591364

>>35591438
Powerhungry vampire lolibaba!
Who is also a big pervert

>>35581372

>>35591501
Only because you made her like that.

Vampire mistress wanting to watch you breed her servants hard is pretty hot 2bh

>>35591577
meant for >>35591525

>>35591364
It should be the other way.

>>35591577
Of course! Her daughters have to have friends and servants to tend to her needs too!

>>35591098
CHEEKS
LEGS

Goblins are for _____

>>35591609
Vampire daughteru with a kiki onee-san is the cutest

>>35591665
Washing. Seriously, you stink.

>>35591665
sLaying

lilim-->ririmu-->lilimu-->lilimoo

>>35591339
She'll huff and puff and blow your pants off.

>>35591716
Lolim!

I wanna fuck an ushi in her spinneret

>>35581372

>>35591416
what has snek done to incur the wraith of her cousin?

>>35592108
Just trying to depose her

You know, as a prank. Haha

...unless?

>>35591665
stretching vertically

>>35592197
Unless what?

>>35581372

How do you respond to a mantis daughteru asking you where mommy is while mommy's most likely getting railed by some stranger in a dumpster alley?

Confess your sins to the lizard council so they may decide your fate

You know who you are.

>>35592360
Not since I ran into that mindflayer.

>>35590045
clearly a musclefag

>>35581372

>>35592346
I laughed at a lizard who fell down during training. I do not regret my actions.

>>35592346
I like cunny

>>35592346
I considered queen slimes

>>35591665
She looks like she's going to rock Anon's world and ruin girls above 4 feet for him.

Splash splash.

>>35592234

Humans are extremely fragile and stubborn. They have the tendency to hide their injuries to appear stronger. Therefore all human men should be forced to sleep naked with a monster girl by law to verify their bodies thoroughly. Also I’m sending a measure for the higher ups so they should also be forced inside leotards of BEEG monster girls, between their tits, while waltzing outside. For protection.

>>35581372

>>35592694
It's just a scratch. There is nothing to worry about.

>>35592721
Oho we got a brave one over here. Off you go to reeducation!

>>35592694
would do crazy stunts and freerun for the hell of it

>>35592750
Dummy Seaport! You don't need to do this. Ack don't undress me. H-hey what are you doing. C'mon i'm not a hug doll!

>>35592360
I am slime bait
I'm a slut for slimes

>>35592775
Everyone is, even if they try to deny it.

>>35581372

the absolute state of this dragon

>>35592866
Jub is a fatty too
She gulps hubbys cum by the gallon

>>35590251
>You're going to become a squid
Can I at least be normal on Fridays?

>>35592950
Sure. You're a kid and a squid.

>>35592950
>The husband's squid transformation is reversible, and he can return to being human or change into a squid whenever he likes.

>Would you like a sip?

>>35593057
My mom said I shouldn't drink with strange Fox hags.

>>35593057
I don't drink

>>35592857
If this is a lewd comic, you need to post it now, anon.

It is time for kikimoras to seize the means of reproduction.

>>35593099
>>35592866
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

>>35593168
How are they going to do that

One Anon requested a yeti carrying a log like the russian old lady. Here it is.

>>35593254
STRONG

>>35593186
I don't get it.

>>35593314
https://danbooru.donmai.us/wiki_pages/ch'en_(arknights)

>>35593314
Ch'en from AK and Chen from Touhou have switched clothes.

>>35593254
very very nice
big girls are best girls

>>35593320
>>35593322
Oh.

>>35593057
I trust all old hags, I sure hope that I won't fall asleep and wake up with a fox fucking me

>>35593157
Anon, I... it's some tftg shitpost

>>35593342
>Entire tf scene is pretty much dominated by tg and furry
It's not fair...

What's tf?