/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yuuka a cute!

>>35178234
I should plant sunflowers this year.

>>35178234
but how can you say you love Yuuka if you don't want to make more Yuukas

>>35178234
Scary! Big bully! Extremely lewd!

Ultimate sadistic creature!

>>35178615
Hey! Yuuka! Leave them kids alone!

Perfect

>>35188725
Wh-what is she going to do? Stop looking at me like that!

>>35188758
Either break your spine or make you a daddy

>>35189488
I’m scared that both might happen. Can we maybe talk about this first?

>>35178234
Yuuka is for worship and obey

>>35193469
And balls deep mating press.

>>35199165
Kiss~

Yuuka is scary! Yuuka is mean! Yuuka is sadistic! I've never met her but I've heard she's the most evil youkai out there! I'm terrified of her, everyone should avoid her!

I also heard she's old too! Like the gap hag or mountain goddess!

The only thing scary about yuuka is her insane unhinged maddening sex drive

Yuuka is love!

Need to find a lovely frame to hang this on then it'll finally be finished!

She deserves the best!

>>35208545
That's actually really nice, good work!

she wants to crush my testicles !

>>35178234
Yuuka is for lovely kisses

>>35208545
Very nice.

>>35209720
I want to kiss Yuuka's swolen belly as she carries our child

>>35224992
She giggles and pats your head.

>>35193469
I wish I was on my knees, kissing and licking that sole.

>>35224992
she will not allow her perfect body to be ruined by childbearing

>>35239639
Nonsense, She is youkai
her body will bounce back to its natural perfection immediately
having children is merely another means of showing off her superiority, for all of her blood are talented beyond any mortal

I have four sunflowers outside. Though it's my mom who takes care of the garden, watering them myself is good for the soul.

In high school I had a classmate who would frequently dye her hair green and show up wearing a red checkered dress and sometimes a yellow ascot. Discovering that she did so to look like her favorite 2hu was what made me into a touhoufag in the first place.

>>35252112
Something feels really off with the way she’s staring at me.
...
I’m leaving now.

how many children would you have with her

>>35254248
All of them.

>>35178234
I want to Impregnate Yuuka.

>>35252448
No no, you're going to come for tea
Come along now

>>35208545
Wow

>>35252448
Yes, you should come with the nice lady.

>>35254765
I don’t really like tea. Or having my blood outside of my body either.

>>35255479
She doesn’t look very nice. I think she’s going to hurt me.

>>35254625
And then?

>>35208545
Cute!

>>35262826
She's definitely going to hurt you if you don't come with her

>>35267490
I hope she and her tea are actually nice. But I guess I don’t have a choice do I?

>>35267490
will she let me come ?

The mind of the great yuuka kazami

>>35270005
Apples.

>>35208545
Cute! Is that turmeric dyed?

>>35268431
She'll make you

>>35254625
You have no chance of that, in fact, she will be the one penetrating your orifices.

>>35276320
Haha that’s what you get hag for being so scary!

hapy day

>>35276320
Who or why would anyone do such a horrible thing?

>>35276534
Only a sadist like yuuka would do something like that unprovoked, she only got what she deserved

>>35276534
wildfires can and do frequently start because of lightning strikes
if there's a regional drought, a simple brushfire spreading could cause such a catastrophe

>>35275212
sounds dreamy

>>35276334
Alway rember

>>35276334
>>35282823

>>35178234
Disagree on the no lewd part

Looks like Nuu-san's Yuuka game will be coming to Steam in the near future, if anyone is into that.
https://twitter.com/nuu_echo/status/1406083302641913856
Booth accepts international credit cards again now, but I guess more options don't hurt?

>>35294143
I have no interest in funding future non-yuuka games

>>35291769
Its perfectly safe to let the sunflower wrap her arms around you

>>35294143
Hope it works out so people who are too dumb for Booth get to try it. It's a solid game.

Writeanon…any day now…

>>35301449
Fight night.

>>35291769
Yuuka wants you to polinate her
Deeply

>>35311986
Let's make an army of Yuukas to look after flower fields everywhere.

>>35303790
He forgot.

I want to be bullied by yuuka

>>35324928
Why

How high do you think her body count is?

>>35326346
Zero. She is a lonely wanderer.
Unless you mean fatalities, then I don’t know.

>>35326346
Approximatelly 6 gorillion.

>>35326346
1 (me)

>>35303790
I hope not.

>>35323517
I hope not.

>>35303790
Writeanon?

>>35336107
The anon who is currently writing a story
not the other one who wrote a 15000 word pastebin story in the span of a week

YUUKA IS FOR JUSTICE

>>35336409
https://e-hentai.org/g/752624/f0d450adc9/?nw=always

>>35338866
She doesn't look too happy...

>>35338912
(You) were late coming to bed. It's rude to make a lady wait, especially when she's tired and ready to sleep!

>>35338946
Well I guess I'll have to make up for it by cuddling her extra hard that night.

>>35339280
And most likely into the day as well

>>35340265
Yuuka is only lazy in winter
in every other season, it's a nice long day of yardwork

>>35340437
Well I'll be looking forward to winter then

>>35340265
>>35340485
Why are all the hags in gensokyo so lazy and sleepy? Wake up hags.

>>35336125
I will begin sharing this experience by giving some context first. For your safety and my privacy I won’t be giving my name but I was a content creator in the Touhou community. I made Top 10 videos ranking the girls from hardest to easiest to rape. I sure did love making those videos because it made the trannies and Twitter chimp like a nigger on fentanyl overdose. I would also put some controversial messages at the start of the video like a text saying that 52% of trannies commit suicide, hoping to achieve 100% soon would come flying in the video as the actual ranking of the Touhou girls start. I had an upload schedule of 1 video per week but I was taking my sweet time because online classes started again. I usually plan what the video will be about a few weeks prior to writing the script for it. I saw this video on YouTube called “My George Floyd toy came to life” and I was laughing my ass off when I first saw it. In every video George Floyd would be asking for pregnant belly pics exc. Those videos were timeless masterpieces and are probably the best way to humiliate a violent nigger who died of a drug overdose. As you can tell YouTube is ran by the glowing three letter niggers and the dude got his channel nuked. I was upset but I knew he would come back. During the time I decided to make a top ten Touhou girls who have the best pregnant bellies and is in honor of those creepypastas. I started writing the script for Top Ten Touhou Girls who have the best Pregnant Bellies but it was late at night so I went to sleep leaving the script half finished. I woke up after six hours and I grabbed my phone to check YouTube as soon as I woke up. I was logged out of my YouTube account on my phone and I knew what this meant for me. I booted up my computer and I checked my mail. My second YouTube account was terminated and I got upset.

My fun had come to an end yet again and I was tired of remaking accounts. I decided to delete my files including the half written script for Top Ten Touhou girls with the best Pregnant Bellies. After getting rid of my scripts and video files I thought about ending it all. I was disappointed but I wouldn’t hurt myself over this. I used to joke in my Discord server about how much I wanted to go to Gensokyo which is a place where the Touhou characters live. But of course Gensokyo is fictional so there was no way for me to get laid by my favorite Touhou waifu. At least that’s what I thought before I met with Yukari Yakumo appearing in my room. She is a Touhou character who can make portals and she had brought people to Gensokyo before. She told me she was a fan of my videos and asked me if I wanted to come to Gensokyo. Without even thinking for a second I yelled yes. This was a dream come true. I was so excited. Finally I was going to get laid with the perfect girls. I was overjoyed. Yukari opened a portal big enough for me to get in. I entered the portal and we arrived in Gensokyo. I am going to skip some details to save time.

>>35341613
2/2

Some time passed after my arrival in Gensokyo and I was living happily with Yuuka Kazami. She let me stay at her house provided that I help with her sunflower fields. My days were pretty slow going and relaxing and I had already stopped thinking about my previous life. But it didn’t stay peaceful like that for long. Turns out I was unable to delete all my scripts and video files so they got leaked to the internet. Of course at the time I had no idea they got leaked since I had no access to any of my belongings from the outside world. This information leak caused George Floyd’s spirit to sneak into Gensokyo and persuade me. One day when I was caring for the sunflower field I stepped on something squishy. I looked at the ground and saw it was George Floyd’s enormous nose. He told me “I can’t breathe sir please!”. I was scared shitless from seeing George Floyd in Gensokyo so I stepped back a bit and George Floyd suddenly started emerging from the ground. Turns out he became a Youkai and now lives in Gensokyo. I asked him what the fuck he was doing here and he responded with “I need top ten Touhou girl bellies please man!”. A nigger was probably the last thing I wanted to see in Gensokyo at the time. Of course I didn’t want to fuel this fentanyl addict’s weird fetish nor my past life as a Touhou content creator. I refused and told him I need to take care of the sunflowers or Yuuka would peg me again tonight.

He looked angry and started pointing a gun at one of the sunflowers. He said “Give me Touhou pregnant bellies NOW!”. I knew that even a minor scratch came to one of Yuuka’s flowers god knows what would happen to this nigger. Yuuka went to Hakurei shrine today so I knew that she would be bringing back visitors. I told him not to shoot the flower if he wanted to breathe but of course since this is George Floyd we’re talking about – a criminal who couldn’t follow a simple request such as getting out of the car without resisting officer Derek Chauvin – he didn’t listen to me and decided to shoot the sunflower. I saw Yuuka coming to the sunflower field with Reimu and Shikieiki. Yuuka decided to run over to George Floyd and dropkick him to the ground. Reimu and Shikieiki followed her and restrained George Floyd. Just by kicking George Floyd, Yuuka was able to break his rib cage and he was not able to get up because of his injuries. Reimu told Yuuka to hold his hands behind his back and told her to leave this to her.Reimu suddenly started kneeling on George Floyd’s neck rather than using her Hakurei miko powers. I was confused because she was kneeling on his neck. Suddenly George Floyd started shaking a bit. He started yelling “I can’t breathe!”. I was confused yet again because he was being defeated without any spells and Reimu just kept kneeling on him for what seemed like hours. After making even more monkey noises George Floyd ‘s vanished into thin air. Reimu gets up and smiles, saying “I guess that’s the power of the Hakurei shrine maiden for you!”. Yuuka gets mad at me for not protecting the sunflowers however. I am currently being pegged by Yuuka again as I am writing this. You may be wondering how I was able to write this despite being in Gensokyo but that’s a story for another time. Remember not to get involved in other wordly shit. Take care.

>>35341613
>>35341624
And that was WITH his medication, folks

>>35341747
Breddy good. Next time he should write while off his meds and tweaking on some lab grade meth.

>>35303790
>>35323517
I didn’t forget. The final draft is the part I take longest on.

>>35342394
I want to taste that Yuukamilk.

>>35342636
Me too

I want to get ambushed in Yuuka’s flower field and mercilessly fucked by her.

>>35342719
I want to get ambushed in Yuuka’s flower field and mercifully fucked by her.

>>35341747
I stopped reading the quarter of the way through, can I have an abridged version of whatever that schizo word salad is?

>>35345381
tl;dr:
Our schitzo gets his youtube accounts nuked due to excessive hornyposting. Gets gapped by Yukari and ends up employed under Yuuka. George Floyd shows up and goes nigmode all over Yuuka's garden before receiving the knee from Reimu. Anon gets pegged by Yuuka for failing to adequately look after her garden. The end.

>>35341613
>>35341624
This has to be the worst story I have ever read. Kys.

>>35346073
It's not even a story, nothing but nonsense edgy schizoposting.

>>35346073
Anon, I think that may have been the point

>>35342677
My child on the bottom right

>>35346593
Get out of /jp/, dad.

>>35342414
Holy fuck you're still alive.

I'll be praying it comes out soon then.

>>35346962
What's he writing.

>>35347890
A roughly 20000 word yuuka fanfic from what I've seen in all his other posts in the other Yuuka threads.

>>35348073
Yuuka x male reader or something more sophisticated?

>>35348108
No clue, all I know is that there's no porn so it's probably more of the latter

>>35348108
Dunno, haven't seen the original post in which he explains what it is.

Unless he's kind enough to reply to us, we'll have to wait till it's out.

>>35348150
Well, romance is fine as long as it's well done. I guess we'll see what comes out.

>>35344387
That’s pretty good too. Nothing wrong with a firm but gentle bit of flower field lovemaking.

>>35193469
cute toes, yuuka!

Cirno says that Yuuka likes to eat fairies in her flower fields! And that Yuuka tried to eat Cirno, too!

When she can't hide her flustering no more.

>>35351754
Kiss her at 100%!

>>35351760
Youkai moe has gone critical.

>>35347604
How many more of these are there?

Bump

FREN!

>>35355291
Wife

>>35208545

>>35348164
I don't want to tease,I want to avoid building expectations for my first fiction story.
I'll tell you the tone is more akin to Forbidden Scrollery.

>>35341624
>> I refused and told him I need to take care of the sunflowers or Yuuka would peg me again tonight.
So, uh, where's the incentive to tend to the sunflowers?

>>35358586
You'll never get gently yet roughly pegged by the flower youkai.

Why live.

>>35354673
Around 30 or so, so far- I’ve got a couple in the pipe right now, but I haven’t heard back about them yet.

>>35362575
Sauce?

>>35362685
https://exhentai.org/g/835821/4a1ac9f4c2/

>>35363318
Thanks.

>>35341613
>>35341624
Actual unironic schizophrenia. This "story" had more to do with shitting on George Floyd than having anything to do with Touhou. I mean who even comes up with this? I'm absolutely disgusted.

>>35365631
It’s a pasta. I’ve seen it before.

>>35363318
That was funny
I actually got bait and switched

>>35363318
You have to eat the flowers.

>>35366409
Yummy.

>>35370202
Yuuka, that's not how marriage works! You don't just declare yourself someone's wife! You have to consummate your marriage! And you need a ceremony!

>>35370243
If that's the way she wants it, that's the way it goes.

>>35370688
Why Yuuka do th

>>35370703
She has autism

>>35370688
I do that

>>35370773
Many such cases.

>>35370202
I'm not opposed to this turn of events

>>35370243
The consummation will be tonight, and it will be to make a child

Would a drunk Yuuka be more or less dangerous?

>>35373748
She is always dangerous, but now she is also reckless

>>35373748
Yes

>>35370927

Yuuka is very sexual and will request many rounds per day

>>35380646
>request

>>35380606
Cute fumo.

>>35380830
Yeah, I want one

>>35380884
Oh no, they're here too

Good thread

>>35385479
Thanks, I do my best

>>35178234
Yuuka is a big bully!! Very scary!

>>35385765
Is she lewd as well?

>>35391829
Kissu

>>35385765
I want Yuuka to bully me like this.

>>35395635
Well, at least you'll die happy

>>35395635
Something is wrong with foot fetishist.

>"So I noticed you have been talking a lot to that red and white miko lately."
How do you respond without getting locked up inside of Yuuka's house for another six months?

>>35398184
Tell her the truth: she doesn’t hold a candle to Yuuka and that shrine maiden is only a friend at best if at that. Failing that, maybe try to sweeten things by offering to help her with gardening or give her a massage.

>>35398184
"How dare you accuse me of cheating! You really think I'm cheating on you? I work your garden day in day out, I go to the shrine to get a harvest blessing and this is how you repay me? Dumb bitch. No wonder nobody ever put up with your shit until I came around. I'll let that one slide, but next time I won't be so nice."

>>35398184
I never realized a jealous yuuka can be so hot

>>35399693

>>35400961

>>35400961
that long blonde hair is definitely Yukari's
not a shock that someone against youkai-human unions would try to sabotage them

>>35401221
I enjoy their little catfights in fanon

Guys, she found my fleshlight. How fucked am I?

>>35404284
she probably think it's a flower pot or something

>>35404422
Yuuka is my flower pot!

>>35404808
too bad because I already planted my seed in her

teen hornyposters fuck off

>>35405103
Yuuka is for hornyposting and CBT

>>35405103
Anon…do you know what this board is for?

>>35406663
Do you? Thought so.

>>35406745
If being surrounded by horny virgins who want to fuck touhous bothers you, I highly suggest reddit, twitter, or discord as an alternative

>>35406787
If being called out for being a horny virgin bothers you, I highly suggest reddit, twitter, or discord as an alternative

>>35406877
Doesn’t bother me, I just find it kind of funny how normalfags insist on posting here when there are far better alternatives for them.
Keep seething, your willpower is admirable but I’m sorry to say it won’t change a thing. People here lost the ability to feel socially shamed a long time ago.

>>35405103
its called being otaku. at least have some self awareness

>>35405103
>>35406745
>>35406877
>>>/vt/
holofaggots pretending to be /jp/ and getting uppity as usual

Yuuka is mad that you do not see her in a lewd way

>>35409709
Better safe than sorry.

Ultimate sadistic creature...

>>35406941
im shitting on you mainly because the thread states "no lewd" and you still post the same stupid ecchi fantasies we have every thread
if i wanted to be a real big asshole, i could say that you are acting exactly like a crossie by coming into this thread and disregarding the topic

>>35407243
if i was a "holofaggot" i would have saged. call them vteens or simps.

>>35409894
Does this look like the face of mercy to you?

>>35409965
Don't blame me, blame Yuuka for being so sexy

>>35409965
You really post like a woman. I think you might be a woman. That's kind of disgusting, anon.

>>35410029
And you post like a faggot. Remove cock from mouthhole, buttanused nerd

blame yuuka for having an obscene body

>>35410074
Never mind, you're just gay. That was my second guess.

>>35410083
lol

>>35410083
lol

>>35410074
>>35410083
Now kiss

On second thought I have reconsidered. As king of the Yuukafags, I hereby designate this thread as the gay/female Yuuka fan thread. Another Yuuka thread for heterosexual men will be made very soon. I apologize for going off-topic.

>>35410242
>As king of the Yuukafags
More like king of the fags LMAO

>>35410242
go cry to dad's dick, gaylord

>>35410270
>>35410291
I think you might be mad.

>>35410302
says the one who is so steamed he makes his own thread, announces it, and then still comes back like a beaten dog

>>35410372
I have offered you the olive branch and you are still upset? Unbelievable. The female/gay mind truly has no bounds in its vileness.
I will no longer be posting in this thread. If you need me, I will be in the other one. Goodbye.

Don't mind me, just making notes on how not to post.

>>35410608
Hey Yuuka, put down the pen and paper, it makes you look like a dork. You don't want to be in the dork faction of Gensokyo, do you? Among the likes of Youmu, and Chimata?

>>35410608
When will you release "how to be a retard online 101"?

Deleting the post, how cowardly

Look's like Yuuka got new friends! Way to go, Yuuka! Somebody should tell her this is not how friends are made before it's too late.

Looks like Yuuka got new friends! Way to go, Yuuka! Somebody should tell her this is not how friends are made before it's too late.

Looks like Yuuka got new friends! Way to go, Yuuka! Somebody should tell her this is not how friends are made before it's too late.

>>35411319
what is wrong with deleting posts when you make a mistake?

>>35410080
I believe there might have been a misunderstanding.

>>35270210
I'm actually not sure what it's dyed with. Found it at an old ladies yard sale. They were very perplexed with the young man rifling though their fabric.

Natural dyes are cool as shit. My uni has a dye garden for the arts program. Its neat!

>>35410608
Sauce?

>>35427282
>>35363318

>>35432884
Oh sweet Jesus, that’s unsettling

>>35432919
Just kiss her.

>>35432959
That's too lewd for this thread

>>35432884
Yuuka wants balls to kick and she wants them NOW

>>35432959
I’m scared she’ll eat my face because she doesn’t want to let me go.

>>35433444
Soccer is a pretty fun sport she might enjoy. Right?

Yuuka's garden needs water, this summer has been exceptionally hot and dry.

wen day is dark pls rembe-

>>35452128
>>35452137
Why must you do this to us...

>>35452137
Why did she do it?

shh...yuuka is sleeping

>>35458041
Uh oh, it appears she's passed out drunk again

>>35461824
looks like her body is decomposing

>>35461847
It's the natural Yuuka life cycle.

>>35244873
You had sex at least?

>>35457791
you didnt rember happy day

>>35399312
Typical nice guy response

>>35462757
Nah, I never really tried to either due to mutual and opposing autism - she wrote genuinely interesting character driven SciFi and was all about the natural world, the uniqueness of the human creative spark. Naturally, she found my obsession with numbers, machines and mathematical regularity alienating.

>>35462893
I was going more for sociopathic narcissistic emotionally manipulative chad but ok

>>35178234
Well OP you tried but failed at the no lewd part

>>35463831
With this slutty youkai it was doomed from the start.

I want her to pee on me

Mini Yuuka is so cute!

Yuuka is a hag

>>35471948
babu babu babu

>>35472906
Our lovely daughter

anyone have the download for the latest version of the yuuka game?

>>35483994
What Yuuka game?

>>35497172
Yuu Yuu Jiteki no Yuukarin or ゆうゆう自適のゆうかりん

>>35497354
Looks pretty fun. Although the Yuuka in the thumbnail is a bit too much of a boobhu for my tastes.

>>35483994
game?

>>35178234
KILL THEM ALL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnjjngwsNu4

SIEGE ON YOUKAI MOUNTAIN

>>35507088
Yuu Yuu Jiteki no Yuukarin or ゆうゆう自適のゆうかりん

Bump

>>35178234
I want her to grab me by the testicles and squeeze really hard

>>35525228
Wrong yuuka thread

>>35525228
Is this before or after you give her a child?

>>35549588
Beautiful

>>35549870
Where I'm from girls get taught how to make floral headdresses from kindergarten so whenever they are unleashed upon a flower field they usually adorn themselves with flowers just for fun and end up looking similar to that pic. Also, red checkered dresses are pretty common in our traditional clothing.

>>35409966
>>35370688
Saved, very cute.

>>35452128
>>35452137
Here's the last one.

You will never be as dedicated as this guy.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/254100

>>35550130
Where I'm from girls are impregnated high on drugs and obese by the age of 14

>>35550491
Are you from the US? My condolences.

>>35550251
thanks, I hate it.

>>35550313
>Over 2700 Yuukas
Impressive, most impressive

I need more cute Yuuka in my life

>>35193469
>worship
you're doing it wrong.

>>35209710
delusional!

>>35550251
Why did she do that?

>>35575009
Couldn’t have sex

>>35575265
Uhuh.

>>35575382
Yuuka needs to lose weight

>>35575429
Not at all

>>35575429
She's a little soft on the edges, so I agree.

>>35575382
she needs to stop eating village boys...

>>35585347
She needs to eat me instead.

Please don’t eat me Yuuka...

yknow, i was expectint even a single wriggle to orbit around her in this thread. whats super wriggle canon order? Im pretty sure 1 of em has yuuka

>>35178234
i'd punch her in the butthole

>>35596874
what if she returns fire

>>35596874
The second you try to attack Yuuka from behind is the second she sends your decapitated cock flying off with a back kick.

>>35597272
that just means she’s predictable enough to parry

yuuka's cookies

>>35597791
Are they any good?

>>35597330
You won't have the strength to parry her.

how the fuck is posting "yuuka's cookies" spamming/flooding? holy fuck you jannies are retarded

>>35254625
I want Yuuka to impregnate me.

>>35604610
I-Is Yuuka a futa with genderbending powers?

>>35598832
what?

>>35610400
The post that I replied to got jannied

This captcha amazes me, not in a good way.

Story when?

>>35615611
I'd like to order a drink, miss

Yuuka needs to be more scary

>>35178302
Do it, sunflower seeds are the best when you eat them straight from the flower. I wonder how do Yuuka's sunflowers taste.

>>35611529
I can't imagine why ??

Would Yuuka get along with the only other gardener in gensokyo or would she constantly nag at her for not being good enough?

>>35647503
Meiling slacks off all the time while Yuuka is diligent so probably not

>>35649923
I’ve always thought of Yuuka as being lazy actually

>>35653047
properly managing a large garden requires a fuckton of fieldwork, and Yuuka's is the size of a small farm
Only in winter would she ever have the spare time to be lazy

>>35653251
With her power it wouldn’t require work at all

>>35653394
If she can manage her current garden without effort, she'd expand its borders so she can grow more flowers
Yuuka would probably enjoy the company of fellow botanists