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3551805 No.3551805 [Reply] [Original]

What would you do if you became the only mod on /jp/? I'd have one job and one job only, to ban every single mother fucking kid who uses >implying.

In before the underaged kids on /jp/ try trolling me with implying.

>> No.3551813

Ban all tripfags

>> No.3551811

I hope this place never gets mods, ever. The one janitor we got is already way too biased on what he deletes. I don't even wanna imagine him as a mod

>> No.3551815

>implying banning would change anything

>> No.3551820

Add a global filter that I would be the only one controlling, and filter the things I don't like/ don't agree with.

>> No.3551824

I would rule /jp/ with an iron fist and an iron penis!

>> No.3551822

If the log history implies /a/ctivity in the past one month, ban from /jp/.

>> No.3551827

>>3551805
I'd ban imagedumps, threads that should be on /a/ or /v/, taiko threads. Those sorts of things.

>> No.3551829

We'll only get a mod when loli gets banned.

Until then, we're on our own.

>> No.3551833

Delete everything that's not Touhou.

>> No.3551834

>>3551827
imagedumps are fine.

>> No.3551836

I'd do nothing and take it easy.

>> No.3551837

>>3551834
That's cool. I'd still ban for it.

>> No.3551838

>>3551805

That girl is still way too damn hot, I really need to play that NTR game damnit.

>> No.3551841

Delete metathreads.

Oh hey, hello there OP.

>> No.3551843

Ban stupid people.
I'd probably get too carried on, and would be banned by moot instead, but hey, it would be a nice experience.

>> No.3551847

>>3551841
But then there would be no threads left on /jp/

>> No.3551851

Forced anon. Enough with attention whoring. There's not one tripfag on /jp/ that actually contributes anything. (As in translations or something like that - see Hox in /a/)
Do my job as a mod. There's a NSFW thread on the fucking front page. Not even in Spoilers or anything.
The word japanese cooking bird gives you a 3 day ban. I don't care what you say, that's one forced meme which isn't even a bit funny or atleast not after seeing it a thousand times.
While we're at it: >implying gives you a permaban. I would say back to /v/, but they don't need more fucktards like you.
And the usually trolling would just be deleted. Without a comment of course.

>> No.3551858

I'd have one job and one job only, to ban every single user.

>> No.3551863

>>3551858

You'd only have to ban about 6-9 anons and 5 tripfags.

>> No.3551868

http://bin.4chan.org/jp/admin.php

User: Suigin
Pass: Suiging

Go wild.

>> No.3551870

Everyone here is a gay.

>> No.3551876

>>3551851
Then there would be no one left except the touhoufucks.

>> No.3551879

>>3551851
I would definitely NOT vote for you.

>> No.3551881

Forced anon, lol. Anonymous is mad that anyone without a name/trip is youtube level.

>> No.3551883

>>3551868
As if.
But I'm suprised that this is the first time actually seeing the admin login.

>> No.3551888

>>3551876
>>3551879
Atleast it would be peaceful around here. Wouldn't it?

>> No.3551894

>>3551888
Well, you can get exactly what that wannabe dictator guy says at /bun/, if you want to. That's actually why I don't browse it.

>> No.3551892

>>3551851
>The word japanese cooking bird gives you a 3 day ban.

The WORD "japanese cooking bird" oh okay. I hope to see you, our illiterate mod, in power.

>> No.3551897

>>3551851
>Forced anon.

I don't think you'd have that authority

>> No.3551913
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3551913

I'd permaban my own IP range.

>> No.3551918

>>3551805

>implying everyone who uses impying is a kid.

>> No.3551929

>implying "in before" means anything at all/underage kids hurts our feelings.

>> No.3551940

>>3551933

>implying totalitarian mods

>> No.3551939

>>3551897
ban anyone who uses a trip would be a nice start.

>> No.3551937

>>3551805

Source on OP pic?

>> No.3551936

ban any NSFW and obvious trolling threads.

>> No.3551933

>>3551894
As much as I know about bun that's not what I would do.
The mods there are deleting comments which voices opinions different from theirs. If you, as an example, like Aya Hirano because of her hair or whatever reason you might have beside her being a famous seiyuu, I would never dare to delete that comment just because you like her and I don't.

>> No.3551932

>>3551918
>implying everyone who uses >implying isn't a child mentally

>> No.3551944

>>3551932

DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS

>> No.3551945

>>3551933
>The mods there are deleting comments which voices opinions different from theirs
Jesus, the things you guys pull out of nowhere.

>> No.3551951

>>3551945
Butthurt /bun/ dev detected.

>> No.3551955

>>3551944

>implying trolls need food

>> No.3551956

First thing to do would be to rid the place of the despicable Arcueid Brunestud

>> No.3551964

>>3551945
You've never been there yourself when the spam first started and everyone checked it out, right?

>> No.3551967

90% of the trolls would leave if /jp/ was more than touhou overdrive 24/7

>> No.3551974

>>3551964
I've been there since the start, and I regularly idle the IRC channel, and I've never seen anything of the sort.

>> No.3551977

>>3551956

Banned for racism

>> No.3551981

>>3551974

no you haven't or you would've noticed it.

>> No.3551999

>>3551811

Odds are he'll be the one who gets picked as the first mod too

>> No.3551994

>>3551933
>The mods there are deleting comments which voices opinions different from theirs
You're the guy who was banned for spamming Aria threads, right?

>> No.3552001

>>3551994
Fucking bastard mods, they banned someone who posted Aria? I fucking filtered their board.

>> No.3552004

>>3551974
You must be blind then.

>>3551994
No, that surely wasn't me. As much as I love Aria I can't remember posting any of those pics on /bun/.

>> No.3552019

>>3552001
He made a thread saying Aria sucked, his thread wasn't deleted until he started trolling in it later, then he spammed the same thread over and over.

>> No.3552025

>>3552019
Oh? He even said Aria sucked?
No that wasn't me.

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3552035

>implying greentext would be a bannable for any other reason than being such an effective tool to intellectually checkmate naive idiots

>> No.3552047

>>3552004
Post some examples of mods deleting things they didn't agree with, then.

>> No.3552051

>>3551805
>>3551937

Nobody knows?

>> No.3552062

>>3552047
I can't do that because they have actually been deleted.

>> No.3552066

.>>3552047
If /bun/ would have some sort of archive it would be more than easy.
The only thing I could do is browsing through the /jp/ archive since there were some rage or similar threads about people vomplaining about being banned for several stupid reasons, but since it's a pain in the ass for it to search I might not bother looking for such posts.
I mean, I don't have to prove anything at all on the internet, do I?

>> No.3552075

>>3552066

Sure you do, faggot. You're making blatantly false statements then saying you can't back it up because the proof has "been deleted"

>> No.3552076

>>3552062
Well obviously. I mean tell me what kind of posts you saw deleted, and I'll just have to take your word for it (not that I will).

>> No.3552082

>>3552047
Can't, they've all been deleted.

>> No.3552114

>>3551955
>implying trolls are turing tests

>> No.3552115

>>3552066
>people vomplaining about being banned for several stupid reasons
You don't have to show me them, I've seen every single one. They were all retarded. Do you really think they're not going to sweeten their story up? Like that Aria guy. His story is that he was banned for "not liking Aria", but he knows exactly what he was banned for.

>> No.3552122

>>3552075
No need to call names. As you stated they were deleted, being the main reason of the complaint and therefore the trace, beside the complaints, are gone. Here are atleast 3 (out of 9 I guess) people telling you the same thing I do, having experienced the same thing it seems. I just thought of actually going out of my way and browsing through the archive but seeing your level of niveau here and seeming to be, without looking at everything objectively, on the side of bunbunmaru (whatever your reason might be) I'm just going to pretend this here is never happened. Go and care enough to reply to my post, but I'm not bothering with reading it.
Have a nice day.

>> No.3552139

>>3552122

What the fuck did I just read?

>> No.3552150

Reported.

>> No.3552151

>>3552139
You just got owned by that guy.

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3552154

>>3551805
Yeah, I'd get rid of the memes from /a/ and /v/. So that means no more implying/weird slyguy face and roleplaying. That's about it really though. /jp/ is fine as long as the other board stuff stays in other boards.

I'd love to get rid of the idol threads as well. But that would be hypocritical since only retarded nerds obsess about Japanese 3D idols. And /jp/ is basically a home for retarded nerds who obsess about Japanese things. So just stay on the other side of the room you idol broskies. Don't come near me.

>> No.3552157

>>3552115
I remember a post of someone saying that he likes Suwako more than Cirno because of all those Youtube secondary fags and he was banned for it.
I, myself, got banned because I explained that I couldn't enjoy Fate Stay/Night as much as I wanted due to the art. (Something's still bothering me, not saying it is bad, but just not my taste it seems). Guess what I got as an answer? Banned with the reason "faggot". That's it. Very mature, indeed.
Take my word, or don't, that's up to you.

>> No.3552175

>>3552157

If Art is a major problem for you, you better not say you love Umineko/Higurashi.

>> No.3552195

>>3552175
I can't say I hated those, but like with Fate Stay/Night I couldn't fully enjoy them and even avoided Umineko until /jp/ started to force it down my throat.

>> No.3552248

>>3552157
Yeah, I have a hard time believing that, but if you're not lying I'd be the all for de-modding that mod. But if Aya picked a shitty mod, a single complaint and the mod logs would be enough to get him de-modded.

>> No.3552275

>>3552154
SLYGUY!?

>> No.3552737
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3552737

>>3552154

>implying/weird slyguy face

>> No.3552743

I'd permaban everyone and start /jp/ anew.

>> No.3552752
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3552752

>>3552743

But where would we all go?

>> No.3552757

Vote Dollfagers for mod, its the right choice.

>> No.3552761

>>3551805
Do you really want to hear my plan? Ban every single idolfag. Surprised? I guess not.

>> No.3552763

>>3552743
The newer people at the worst, though. You would get touhou youtube fans.

The older, wiser and better /jp/ posters (re:all trip users...) are the ones keeping /jp/ from being complete shit.

>> No.3552766

I'd ban all the piss/shit on the floor posts and everyone who complains in the trap threads.

>> No.3552769

>>3552763
>re:all trip users...
What?

>> No.3552787

If I were a mod, you could say goodbye to MMO threads and the people that post in them.

>> No.3552795

>Implication thread.

>> No.3552799

Sticky a mahjong thread.

>> No.3552802
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3552802

Who says I'm not one already? Wasn't there a rumor about me being one for awhile some months ago?

>> No.3552806

>>3552802
You aren't.

>> No.3552813

>>3552802

Ban me if you are.

>> No.3552826
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3552826

>>3552813
>>3552806

I will not abuse my powers! That'll always be my excuse to not prove one way or the other ಠ3ಠ

>> No.3552830

banhammering all the weeaboos that make threads about their shitty retarded hentai things they call "games and all the other weeaboos that make threads about the generic wannabe-ikaruga shooter.

>> No.3552880

>>3552826
Why are you replying to me? And how is that reply related to my post?
I was just stating that you are not a mod and you come up with some bullshit about proving something.
But that kind of behavior seems common between tripfags on this board. You attention whores just need to reply to everything.

>> No.3552899

>>3552830
and this:

>>3551813

>> No.3552906

>>3552880
>>3552830
>>3552899
Because if I'm a mod, I can reply to whoever I want.

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3552929

>>3552906

>> No.3552934

>>3552906
No it's definitely because you are an attention whore.

>> No.3552985

We need word filters.

>> No.3553985

i would ban touhou

>> No.3554516

I'd make everybody use tripcodes.

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