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Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:32:10 2008 No.354375 [Reply] [Original]

You let Flandre use your computer one day as you go to the dentist for your yearly cleaning.

When you come back, you discover that she has deleted all of your hentai while you were out.

She has photographed herself doing every pose and action in those pictures to replace them.

What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:32:25 2008 No.354378 Fap furiously.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:32:33 2008 No.354380 fap

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:32:49 2008 No.354383 Go back to the dentist, once a year isn't nearly enough, you disgusting pig.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:33:13 2008 No.354388 I'm going to fap. I'm going to fap so furiously that there will be nothing left but a mound of cum. No blood, no sweat. Just cum.

>>	Fuhrer !!NvjiFHRFQI5 Sun Mar 30 19:33:24 2008 No.354391 hmmm... Talk to her :P Who gives a shit about porn.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:33:48 2008 No.354398 I am pleased. However, it would mean that she popped her cherry without me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:33:50 2008 No.354399 >>354391 > :P

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:33:51 2008 No.354401 >>354378 >>354380 >>354388 DUUUUUUUUUUUH After this, ask her to do thoses poses again

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:34:06 2008 No.354407 ...I have to say fap... for 300

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:34:09 2008 No.354409 Torrent it immediately.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:34:12 2008 No.354410 Ask for a real-life replay.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:34:50 2008 No.354417 I try to get her to tell me why she would do such a thing. That kind of activity is not normal for children and I would be concerned for her. In b4 she's over 495 years old.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:35:02 2008 No.354420 Repay her in rape dollars.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:35:36 2008 No.354430 >>354391 I laugh, because Anonymous would not know a damn thing to say after that Walk into the kitchen "So uhh, I saw what you did on my computer"

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:35:45 2008 No.354433 I complement her photography skills for having reproduced 371GB worth of porn in a little over an hour.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:36:12 2008 No.354440 >>354391 >>354417 Faggots

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:36:54 2008 No.354450 Slap that bitch and change all my passwords. No telling what else she did to my computer while snooping around like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:37:07 2008 No.354453 Ask her where Sakuya is hiding. She couldn't have done all of that in one trip to a dentists office.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:37:13 2008 No.354457 Praise the lord

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:37:18 2008 No.354459 >>354450 Enjoy your bad end.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:38:00 2008 No.354473 I'd wonder where did she learn to use a comp?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:38:28 2008 No.354484 Vomit. Oh God, why didn't I delete The Holes. She can be fixed, right? I mean, she is a vampire. She won't stay like... that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:38:35 2008 No.354487 >>354417 Actually it's been five years since EoSD. She's 500 this year.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:39:11 2008 No.354496 >>354473 she lives in a basement

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:39:33 2008 No.354502 File: 29 KB, 372x318, 1206905973552.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Die happy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:39:50 2008 No.354509 >>354487 Not really. Years go a lot quicker in Gensokyo. That's why everyone says they're 5000 and such when they're actually like, 24 in earth years.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:39:50 2008 No.354511 >>354375 OH GOD FLANDRE WHY DID YOU CUT YOURSELF IN HALF?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:40:16 2008 No.354518 File: 15 KB, 126x157, 1206906016533.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>354502

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:40:34 2008 No.354526 >>354484 I lol'ed heartily.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:40:46 2008 No.354530 >>354487 That's why I said over 495 years old, since I couldn't remember what year EoSD came out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:41:11 2008 No.354535 >>354502 Oh god I remember fapping to the full version of this pic. Good times.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:42:25 2008 No.354557 >>354391 you don't belong in THIS world. Go back to gai/a/

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:42:33 2008 No.354559 >>354546 It's stupid Stupid, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:42:35 2008 No.354560 Get as far away from the possessive bitch as possible before she snaps and tries to kill me. Maybe show Reisen or someone these files, get in her good graces so I can hide out on the fucking moon where Flan can't reach me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:42:52 2008 No.354566 >>354518 why ZUN ? why ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:42:57 2008 No.354546 >>354509 Something seems wrong with this post

>>	Fuhrer !!NvjiFHRFQI5 Sun Mar 30 19:44:43 2008 No.354591 >>354557 lol >>354560 She can go anywhere. You're really screwed if you piss her off :P

>>	The Late Guro-Chan Sun Mar 30 19:45:14 2008 No.354600 I am the only one who couldn't have that possible scenario for obvious reason. But if she did, I'd keep those pictures and then thank Flandre, and if possible, make love to her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:45:26 2008 No.354603 >>354591 GOD JUST LEAVE ALREADY

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:46:07 2008 No.354615 Tell her I love her. And ask her if I can be her sex slave

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:47:31 2008 No.354639 >>354560 in b4 Flan blows up the moon.

>>	Fuhrer !!NvjiFHRFQI5 Sun Mar 30 19:47:48 2008 No.354648 >>354603 lol :P I must be the only person here who realizes that her instability and tendency for psychotic murdering is only really amplified if you try to put the moves on her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:48:26 2008 No.354660 Tell her that her sax slave has arrived.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:48:41 2008 No.354664 >>354648 GB2/a/nimesuki

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:48:54 2008 No.354666 File: 301 KB, 867x1075, 1206906534269.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>354660

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:49:06 2008 No.354670 >>354648 >:P

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:49:50 2008 No.354682 >>354648 >:P

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:49:57 2008 No.354668 >>354648 This is an accurate representation of 90% of the Touhou community. Including you, /jp/, including you.

>>	The Late Guro-Chan Sun Mar 30 19:50:50 2008 No.354695 >>354648 She isn't a Shion-type psychotic, where she kills with total hate and kills for her troubled life, she is a Hannibal Lecter-type psychotic, she kills for the fun of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:51:23 2008 No.354703 >>354600 doing it right >>354560 doing it wrong

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:51:26 2008 No.354702 File: 99 KB, 790x830, 1206906686820.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ITT we are successfully trolled by a minor tripfag Good job, you fucking idiots.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:52:42 2008 No.354712 >>354702 lol :P

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:52:42 2008 No.354714 >>354375 Hope to all heaven that she did not find the guro or vore folders, she is no good to me dead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:53:03 2008 No.354727 LOL ROFL DIS THREAD IS SO RANDOM ROFL xD

>>	Fuhrer !!NvjiFHRFQI5 Sun Mar 30 19:55:12 2008 No.354753 >>354648 Hrrrm That makes more sense now, that I think about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:56:00 2008 No.354768 >>354714 If you are into gore and vore, then you'd be even happier that she is dead, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:56:20 2008 No.354773 >>354714 You won't have sex with a dead body?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:57:02 2008 No.354779 >>354695 I'll do my best to convince her that doing that in door sporting activity would be more fun than killing me.

>>	Sakuya !jOmBcI54aU!!GIv5D7XGx07 Sun Mar 30 19:57:16 2008 No.354781 File: 48 KB, 688x386, 1206907036148.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is booring~ Flan chan kills you that's obvious!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:57:50 2008 No.354790 >>354768 Flandre can't die she's a touhoue and a fucking vampire

>>	Sakuya !jOmBcI54aU!!GIv5D7XGx07 Sun Mar 30 19:58:27 2008 No.354795 File: 14 KB, 181x189, 1206907107997.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] But I like the idea..

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:59:24 2008 No.354808 >>354790 what if you take her hat away?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:59:42 2008 No.354811 >>354790 Good point.

Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:59:54 2008 No.354816

>>354768
Yes but I want to do those things to her, if she did them to her self for the picture then there goes a little of the fun.

>>354773
Of course I would have sex with a dead body, I just like to kill it my self first you know "only eat and fuck what you kill with my own two hands"

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 20:00:12 2008 No.354821 >>354808 you go boom

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 20:01:08 2008 No.354839 >>354821 but don't touhous die without their hats?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 20:02:47 2008 No.354864 >>354839 Alice doesn't have a hat and she is, sadly, not dead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 20:03:26 2008 No.354873 File: 13 KB, 245x209, 1206907406929.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>354781

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 20:03:26 2008 No.354875 >>354864 She has the head ribbon thing that counts as a hat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 20:03:47 2008 No.354879 >>354864 what about the hair band?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 20:03:54 2008 No.354866 >>354816 >Yes but I want to do those things to her Most likely she will kill you. In a slow, painful death.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 20:04:54 2008 No.354892 >>354839 Isn't there like one character that doesn't have any kind of head accessory? Uh...Yuka?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 20:05:07 2008 No.354896 Clear the monitor Aim elsewhere the next 399 times when I fap and come instantly

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 20:05:10 2008 No.354897 >>354892 Kaguya.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 20:06:03 2008 No.354912 >>354897 it's a wig

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 20:06:22 2008 No.354918 >>354897 And Yuka I believe

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 20:07:44 2008 No.354934 >>354897 Kaguya is immortal, so it doesn't really matter if she wears one or not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 20:08:21 2008 No.354946 I pray that the sequence of events detailed in the OP one day comes to pass.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 20:10:38 2008 No.354980 >>354934 And Yuka has a parasol, which counts as headgear in absence of other ware.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 20:11:34 2008 No.354992 >>354980 >a parasol, which counts as headgear LOLWUT

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 20:12:02 2008 No.355011 >>354992 Don't question Touhou logic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 20:12:34 2008 No.355006 File: 15 KB, 171x284, 1206907954162.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>354980

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 20:12:46 2008 No.355008

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 20:13:12 2008 No.355015 File: 8 KB, 171x126, 1206907992110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 20:13:47 2008 No.355025 File: 4 KB, 128x87, 1206908027909.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 20:14:01 2008 No.355031 brace for impact

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 20:14:22 2008 No.355034 >>355006 >>355008 >>355015 Yes Flandre come closer oh yes. (*´Д`)ﾊｧﾊｧ

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 20:15:29 2008 No.355045 >>355011 I'm pretty sure that's not Touhou logic

>>	Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T Sun Mar 30 20:16:27 2008 No.355062 >>355025 Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 20:17:34 2008 No.355076 File: 98 KB, 324x432, 1206908254624.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>355062 squeeze

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 20:19:44 2008 No.355101 File: 34 KB, 400x400, 1206908384752.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>355076

>>	Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T Sun Mar 30 20:21:17 2008 No.355110 File: 168 KB, 800x600, 1206908477845.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>355076 Let Alice whore herself not me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 20:22:08 2008 No.355119 File: 89 KB, 500x500, 1206908528973.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>355110 Rape the maids

>>	Sakuya !jOmBcI54aU!!GIv5D7XGx07 Sun Mar 30 20:22:38 2008 No.355125 File: 10 KB, 292x363, 1206908558978.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>355076

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 20:23:08 2008 No.355131 File: 25 KB, 336x256, 1206908588261.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what's going on in my thread

>>	Sakuya Izayoi !MaidG6SVL6 Sun Mar 30 20:23:13 2008 No.355132 File: 104 KB, 517x631, 1206908593636.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>355110 You belong to me, and no one else.

>>	Sakuya !jOmBcI54aU!!GIv5D7XGx07 Sun Mar 30 20:23:55 2008 No.355138 File: 27 KB, 550x400, 1206908635334.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>355119

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 20:24:41 2008 No.355147 File: 16 KB, 350x350, 1206908681935.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>355132 What about me onee-sama?

>>	Sakuya Izayoi !MaidG6SVL6 Sun Mar 30 20:25:30 2008 No.355156 File: 156 KB, 434x700, 1206908730995.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>355147

>>	Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T Sun Mar 30 20:26:29 2008 No.355165 File: 82 KB, 500x600, 1206908789245.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>355132

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 20:27:01 2008 No.355173 File: 113 KB, 600x360, 1206908821536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>355156

>>	Sakuya Izayoi !MaidG6SVL6 Sun Mar 30 20:27:55 2008 No.355184 File: 90 KB, 500x600, 1206908875468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>355165 Reversal.

>>	Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T Sun Mar 30 20:28:07 2008 No.355186 File: 89 KB, 500x700, 1206908887506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>355156 Enjoy your slit throat Youmu.

>>	Vietnamese Sun Mar 30 20:31:32 2008 No.355226 File: 143 KB, 539x373, 1206909092734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>355186 Meirin... MEIRIN... MEIRINNNNN

>>	Sakuya !jOmBcI54aU!!GIv5D7XGx07 Sun Mar 30 20:32:19 2008 No.355233 File: 37 KB, 338x418, 1206909139936.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Sakuya !jOmBcI54aU!!GIv5D7XGx07 Sun Mar 30 20:34:16 2008 No.355254 File: 87 KB, 701x600, 1206909256096.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Sakuya !jOmBcI54aU!!GIv5D7XGx07 Sun Mar 30 20:40:10 2008 No.355331 File: 118 KB, 500x478, 1206909610568.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "But a Remilia is fine too.. Still can't decide!"

>>	Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T Sun Mar 30 20:43:48 2008 No.355375 File: 82 KB, 560x560, 1206909828814.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>355331 An Imoutou-sama is fine too but still... Sakuya > Flandre.

>>	Sakuya !jOmBcI54aU!!GIv5D7XGx07 Sun Mar 30 20:53:03 2008 No.355500 File: 160 KB, 450x630, 1206910383302.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>355375 It would be alright, but you also go for Koakuma!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 21:05:10 2008 No.355659 >>355173 >picture OH GOD MY NUTBLADD-HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGRRRRRGGGG.......................

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 21:07:31 2008 No.355689 File: 17 KB, 432x288, 1206911251129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>355375 >Sakuya > Flandre

>>	Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T Sun Mar 30 21:08:32 2008 No.355697 File: 94 KB, 665x409, 1206911312062.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>355689

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 21:13:00 2008 No.355727 >>355697 I just raged

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