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How often do you guys wank to yukkuri?

>>35510592
Pissing is as gross as guro

Take it easy!

>>35510592
I see a wasa reimu, I do Mr. Flick-flick

>>35510696
Don't do Mr. Flick-flick, do Mr. Rub-Rub!

Why doesn't YukkuAya's accessories include a camera? It'd fit her so well.

>>35510768
why would a yukkuri need a camera

>>35510768
Get out of here you weird mumbling pastry

>>35510789
For the scoops, anon. You need pictures to post in scandalous news stories!

If all the Yukkuris take some facet of their behaviour away from their Touhou girl origin, and Aya enjoys publishing people's dirty laundry to read, then what do you think YukkuAya will want to do?

>>35510944
>....weird mumbling pastry

Mister, would you care to do a Mister Comment on the allegations that you hate those with a speech impediment? And on the allegations that you called a Misses Shrine Maiden a, and I quote, "A lunatic drunkard"?

>>35511063
What? Come on, you can't go with that! You're twisting anon's words!

>>35510957
Aya likes to go fast. News is just a tengu thing.

>>35510607
I feel awful for wanking it to yukkuris. They're not even hot but they're so cute its something that turns me on

>>35510611
It's literally just sugar water, anon. Someone can have a Yuun piss in a cup and you'd drink it thinking that someone just gave you standard sugar water.

It's certainly less disgusting than that nearly-black shit you've probably been peeing, anon.

>>35511336
>"Humans Enjoy Stereotype of Youkai"
>"Possible Surge, Reimu Responds to Allegations of Racism"

Thank you for your comment, Human. My Yukkuri partner and I will be returning tomorrow to ask more questions.

>>35510607
Where do you find good Yukkuri porn? Do you usually just fap to their mamumamu and/or anyaru or are there more than just a couple good pictures of humans having sex with them?

>>35511801
You really just have to fap to mamumamu or anyaru. 99% of the artists who do draw human-on-yukkuri porn are utter shit, and 1% that do it well at all make it so unpleasant looking that it's hard to stay hard to it.

Any more good love/friendship stories turned bad? Like a yukkiri owner turned abusive?
I've read Yugyakuri and that classic one with the quality bred reimu that gets kicked a lot. Enjoyed them both a lot.

>>35511831
That's fine, I like softcore porn. But it is really disappointing that there aren't any good stories of humans adopting Yukkuris and having sexual relationships with them.

>>35511063
That's not what I said! You're trying to make it sound like I like Gensokyo sucks!

Abyuse hardly feels satisfying if it isn't preceded by something that gets you attached to the yukkuris, like happy family interactions or a triumphant adventure that they somehow survive only to be tortured to death later.

>>35511884
Please don't shit up yet another thread with abyuse shit. This is a non-abyuse thread.

>>35511345
Piss isn't gross because of its composition.

>>35512191
Urine is gross because it smells bad and contains metabolic waste, dead cells, excess ions, proteins, urea, and so on.

Yuun pee looks, tastes, and smells like pure sugar water. It only is disgusting to Yukkuris because they think it should, so it does to them. The only reason it'd be gross to you is by mere association.

>>35511858
I would enjoy a story about a Wasa Reimu and a Mister where they fall in love and have sexual relationship. You just know She'll love Mister's braggable penipeni

>>35511879
>Gensoukyou sucks

Would you like to do a Mister Comment on why you think Gensoukyou sucks?....


Human.

>>35511879
>>35512259
Keep in mind your answers will be in tomorrow's issue of both the Easy Tribune and the Gensoukyou Times.

>>35512246
I can't imagine a wasa complimenting anyone but itself.

Stay cool, easy!

Has OYP been slow for anyone else? Pages randomly stop loading for a minute or two.

Reimyu is a monkey!

Reimyu is miss angel!

>>35515869
Yeah, that happens sometimes.
Honestly, I'm kind of amazed that site is still up.

>>35516279
Speak of the devil, the site is now down for maintenance.

>>35511801
I just wank to abyuse. It sounds edgy but I can't help it.

>>35517081
could not be me tbqh

For me abyuse just gives me a head rush like you get after you've been in a fight. Or at least it used to, before I completely burnt myself out

>>35517123
Abyuse takes me back to fantasies I had as a kid where I'd be bullying fairies or other (fictional) small creatures with human qualities.

>>35517081
Abyuse kills my boner. I've tried getting into guro before but it feels totally wrong, and not in a good way like with loli or incest when you first get into them.
Plus it has shit and piss in it which I never see myself getting into.
>>35517123
Wish I had that strong of a reaction, instead I just enjoy the feels of a happy yukkuri losing its ability to take it easy. I like the loss of innocence there is sometimes.

>>35517123
I feel the same way but with people who have wronged me in the past. I can feel the adrenaline rushing through my brain as I pummel their bodies to the ground, stab their limbs and proceed flay their corpses with a box cutter. Abyuse against yukkuris just seems strange. They haven't done anything against me. They're innocent like a child, and who in their right mind would want to hurt a child, right?

>>35517555
For me it's the opposite desu. Violence against human beings is repulsive to me, or at least it's not something I actively enjoy.

Violence against little moeblobs is fun because it gets around that moral inhibition. I think I actually enjoy it more if they didn't do anything wrong, and they're just completely innocent.

Wasa Reimyu's are the cutest! Just the absolute best, and I would die before let mine become uneasy.

>>35515789
It's certainly rare, because Wasa's have now been coopted by many abyuse artists. It should be noted that Wasa's are headstrong and extremely proud, but they need not necessarily be shitheads. Most people don't make the distinction, however.

>>35512269
>>35512259
Get the hell out of bere you damn journalists! You're just twisting our words!

>>35512191
It’s gross because we aren’t supposed to drink it
We aren’t supposed to drink it because it’s stuff our body purposefully got rid of
The grossness is a way of keeping you alive

This is a PSA: There have been reports of a few wild Seiga Yukkuris in the nearby area. Seigas are rare parasitic Yukkuris which have the peculiar ability to animate deceased Yukkuri corpses. While most are solitary in nature, and prefer mastering their ability to create a rare Yoshika Yukkuri, some more ambitious ones will use this ability to to overwhelm and control an entire clan of wild Yukkuri. While not at all a threat to humans, the stale and rotten Yukkuri corpses can make other Yukkuris uneasy at their sight, and overwhelm the normal Yukkuri.

Some have argued to let the Seigas continue on to help curb the stray population, and also due to the fact most of their corpses will eventually dissolve after a while, the Seigas are able to manipulate them to topple trash cans for food, attack pet yukkuri, and even break into homes. Current extermination efforts are struggling thanks to the intelligence of these Yukkuris rivaling that of a Patchouli.

It is advised that until the parasitic Seigas are subdued to keep all pet Yukkuris inside and out of view from windows. Thank you.

>>35518955
Imagine you're minding your own business gathering grubs or whatever when you get swarmed by reanimated flans

>>35518757
Right. As I've stated before, Human and animal contains water, merabolic waste, urea, damaged red blood cells, various microbes, excess ions, and other things. It serves to expel certain excesses of materials and waste, alongside excess water.

In contrast, while Yukkuri pee is nasty to Yukkuris, it is only sugar and water. It serves to maintain a sugar-water gradient, which is why Yukkuris may seem to pee immediately after eating/drinking. There is nothing actually bad in Yukkuru pee, and you could drink it, not knowing it was pee, thinking you'd been given sugar water.

>>35518993
Human and animal urine***

>>35518993
It's important to remember that yukkuri bodily functions are psuedo-biological rather than serving a real metabolic purpose.

Humans pee, and yukkuri were created as a rough simulacrum of humans, so yukkuri pee.

what happened to the mawisa

>>35519158
Right. It's like how various bacteria have various pumps to push out excess water. This is just like with Yukkuris.

Heck, there's no reason why you couldn't recycle the urine of your cute Yukkuri and use it to sweeten things!

>>35518955
>>35518974

Many predators have adapted to the presence of Yuuns in their ecosystems. Yuuns themselves feed on smaller animals and various plant life.

If you fuck with the wild or stray Yuun population, it will have serious impacts on the rest of the ecosystem. Let the them take it easy, and put them in no kill shelters if you must control them.

>>35519192
I hope she won!

>>35519326
I've thought about this a lot.

It seems like the best strategy for dealing with wild yu populations would be to offer to take them to an easy place, then neuter them and resettle them in some kind of yukkuri community. They get to live a happy life, and after one lifespan, they are completely eradicated.

That or just accept them as part of the ecosystem although in nature most of them wouldn't live very long

>>35519437
>then neuter them
But Marisa's braggable Mister Peni-Peni!

>>35519710
The important part is that you get all of them in one sweep and you settle them somewhere far away from wild yukkuri populations, so that none of the wild yukkuri know about that part before they're on the easy bus.

>>35519437
It is inhumane to perform mass castration or sterilization of stray animal populations.

A better way would to be allow for the construction of a sanctuary where stray Yukkuri's can be afforded a similar quality of life comparable to those of pets. They'll have all the Mister Food they could ever want, all the water they could drink, and all the medical/sanitation services necessary to ensure they have a healthy, easy life. This is analogous to real-life no-kill sanctuary ranches.

A better means of curbing the number of future strays would be to mandate significantly harsher punishments on inaction and Yukkuri abandonment. The fines for abandoning a Yukkuri should be in the high-hundreds and into the thousands, plus community service. Cities, towns, and suburbs that use elimination methods to curb stray populations should be excluded from funding from their cities/prefectures or even national funding, until that methodology is discontinued.

>>35519910
At this point, I imagine, wild Yukkuri populations have already become an entrenched part of ecosystems. If you take out the Yukkuri, it would also cause fairly massive explosions of whatever plant-life/pests that the Yukkuri fed on, while causing predator populations to drop hard into near-extinction. This has happened when small animals like rabbits or foxes were over-hunted to "curb" their populations

>>35519437
Then you've overthought it, anon. Yukkuri's are here to stay. It's absurd to go around trying to sterilize wild animals for even more legitimate reasons, and it's even more absurd to try to go around and get Yukkuris of ALL kinds from the wild for no other reason than you don't like it.

Also, isn't this a non-abuse thread? And why haven't (you) posted cute Yukkuris?

>>35520159
>A better way would to be allow for the construction of a sanctuary where stray Yukkuri's can be afforded a similar quality of life comparable to those of pets. They'll have all the Mister Food they could ever want, all the water they could drink, and all the medical/sanitation services necessary to ensure they have a healthy, easy life

As I understand it, yukkuri are basically a walking Malthusian catastrophe.

They reproduce exponentially, so any amount of food/water/shelter you give them will only be adequate for so long before there are simply too many of them.

You could try family planning, but there would always be shitheads that don't listen. It would be like trying to maintain a no-kill shelter without neutering, the exponential equation would eventually defeat it.

You could accept them as a new part of the ecosystem (which would probably be the only realistic option in remote areas given how quickly they breed), but in areas with human/yukkuri interface, eradication (albeit polite eradication via neutering) would probably be the best option.

>>35520207
oh shit my bad anon

>>35520241
Eradication of animal populations is, by-far, considered to be incredibly in-humane. It is a gross violation of modern medical ethics to perform such actions.

You're considerably overthinking it. No-kill shelters have two options: we can keep and hold on-to the animals. We can also adopt them out just like a standard shelter. We can also release them back out into the streets, but *not the wild*. An unfortunate necessity of this last point is that many states require that animals be neutered prior to release (after healing, of course.)

Yukkuri's work by power of belief - if they think about something hard enough, it'll come true. A significantly more humane method of ensuring Yukkuri populations do not reproduce outside of control is one of two methods

>Careful observation of Yukkuris
It is known that Yukkuris more or less may only have a handful of sexual partners at most, but most only have one or two on average in their lives. Those that lining up to be sexual partners tend to spend some time together before having sex, and they do rub-rub more often than usual. They can then be separated into different group of Yukkuri such that they'll have no further contact. Yukkuri are social creatures, so it'll be important to allow enough space for groups to form, but we can pick who are in these groups.

>Mental manipulation
If a Yukkuri can be made to believe that they are in infertile in a certain location, they'll become infertile. This can probably be done with a Yukkuri that is infertile, allowing them to "refresh" with it, and upon seeing no stalk or no evidence of a mammalian birth, they may then be told that while they're in Mister Sanctuary, they are not able to give birth.

Similarly to the previous idea, we can find aberrations to this combined belief in infertility and separate them out (from your so-called "shitheads"). The children from these births will be taken upon birth and dispersed upon the different Yukkuri groups to form the basis of such groups. If we can't perform this idea, then we may simply opt to keep the "fertile" Yukkuri apart and out of contact of other Yukkuris whie their children are taken upon birth to form the new groups, allowing us to have a foundation to form such groups with desired beliefs while in-system.

>Wild Yukkuri (in-nature, non-stray Yukkuri)
The fact is that if you can tell the different from wild, pet, and stray Yukkuris, then the Yukkuris themselves are presumably already entrenched into the local ecosystem. If you had an animal in such ecosystem, even if it were invasive, and you attempt to remove them to "correct" the ecosystem, then the results you'd obtain are that the ecosystem is much worse off than they were when they arrived.

If Yukkuri had already moved-in, and the local wild-life already adapted favourably to them, then you'll do much, much more harm by attempting to get rid of them then you'd ever gain from it. At that point, it'd be much more beneficial to simply leave them be - as predator populations are already doing a sufficient at managing their populations, not to mention other factors. If you remove Yukkuris, you will decimate predator populations while forcing you contend with how to cull the lower order life that the Yukkuris had now previously controlled.

Back to the stray Yukkuris - if these were real creatures, like dogs or cats, and a vet was caught attempting to do what you suggest, they would quickly find themselves losing their license. They would also be subject to federal crimes that carry significant criminal penalties.

>>35520486
>subject to federal criminal charges***

>>35520486
>No-kill shelters have two options: we can keep and hold on-to the animals. We can also adopt them out just like a standard shelter. We can also release them back out into the streets, but *not the wild*. An unfortunate necessity of this last point is that many states require that animals be neutered prior to release (after healing, of course.)

They all neuter the animals though. You have to, cats and dogs reproduce just as fast as yukkuri do. Even domestic pets with owners are supposed to be spayed and neutered to reduce feral populations.

>Careful observation of Yukkuris

This would be a funny doujin. Good luck trying to prevent an animal from reproducing when reproduction is the single strongest instinct they have.

>Mental manipulation

isn't this just a meaner version of neutering?

>Wild Yukkuri (in-nature, non-stray Yukkuri)

Maybe. In some areas (wildlife reserves, agricultural land, places with endangered species) it might be an issue.

I'm thinking that neuter and resettle would be a thing specifically in cities, where they'd become a nuisance like stray cats and dogs.

Does anyone else hate bodied yukkuris? They just seem so wrong to me, I don't get the appeal at all.

>>35520648
kind of hit or miss for me

big.g ones look pretty cool

>>35520562
>Neutering
We are bound by law to neuter any cats dogs (and some other animals that we've had come in!) prior to releasing them out un-adopted. Pet owners often do neuter their pets, but iirc that the laws on this in many jurisdictions are quite a bit laxer, and an owner many opt not to do so for a variety of reasons. But when it comes to rescues in-system, it's up the rescue itself to determine whether to neuter or not. Many rescues are of the opinion it's best to await until made to do so, just in case.

>Yukkuri observation
It's really not at all that hard to do so when you already have them under careful observation for signs of illness, violence, etc. Unlike dogs or cats, Yukkuri in doujins, iirc, will "court" each other to a certain degree prior to refreshing. Moreover, iirc, Yukkuri are not supposed to be able to refresh those that look like themselves, as in, Reimu-types cannot refresh with other Reimus and likewise Yukkuri have an aversion to doing that. So, it might be that a meaningful method of managing the amount of new babies is to have groups be only of certain Yukkuris - Reimus with only Reimus, Cirnos with only Cirnos, and so on.

>But isn't (mental manipulation) just a meaner version of neutering?
I don't think so, because it is a non-permanent and, most importantly, non-harmful means of doing so. Yukkuri will stop believing themselves to be infertile once they step out the sanctuary. And truth be told, if a Yukkuri really is infertile, then there's no reason to take any action whatsoever as they can refresh all they wish and nothing would happen.

It also allows us the option to a "miracle of fertility" between two Yukkuri if we deem it necessary to do so. Such as an unknown cause resulting in the death of Yukkuri, forcing us to allow certain Yukkuris to refresh to replenish lost populations. This would be temporary, though.

An alternative might be that we may allow them to refresh if we're confident enough in the Yukkuri power of belief, and cross our fingers and hope that it has a physical impact on fertility.

>Wild Yukkuri
No. The fact that is if the Yukkuris have already become an entrenched part of an ecosystem then you'll be damaging the ecosystem even more by trying to dislodge them. If Yukkuri are having a detrimental effect on some lower life, then you could potentially attempt to slightly increase the numbers of local predators in an attempt to curb their population, but even that would have a serious effect on all other animal life, not just Yukkuri. The fact is you can't put the genie back in the bottle.

In the case of endangered species, what you could do is attempt to reinvigorate the numbers by having members of that species in a rescue and breed larger numbers and place them into the wild to offset the effect of Yukkuris.

Agricultural companies, which are ethical, often will capture animals that are caught and give them to rescue sanctuaries. In this case, we'd relocate it but not neuter it as to not interfere with the ecosystem.

Shelters in cities are often the worst because of variety of factors, a prominent of which is the tendency for people to just blatantly abandon their pets. I believe that, in the case of Yukkuris, abandonment would become so much less of an issue (almost to the point that outlying shelters would almost be empty after some time) is if the criminal penalties of abandoning a Yukkuri was so great that it heavily discourages doing so - such as a fine of thousands of dollars per violation.

I would really like seeing a doujin where a Yukkuri owner get their just desserts for abandoning Yukkuri just because it bred with a stray, or abusing them because they did Yukkuri things. Afterall, isn't it funny that they complain about strays, but also contribute to their numbers by throwing both out the Yukkuri, and if their pet was the mother, as well as their kids for what's a relatively minor indiscretion?

Roll around easy WaReimu!

>>35520648
It depends on the type and how they're drawn. Bodied Remilias are really cute.
I think the only bodied types I don't like are the small Reimu and Marisa ones that act like shitheads.

>>35520648
It kinda ruins the whole appeal of them for me, for me it stops being a yukkuri once they have a body and just are derpy versions of real touhou characters

>>35520648
>>35520917
I don't mind the old Yukkuri style of drawing the Touhou girls like bodied Yuns (When the Touhou girls were just drawn like Yukkuris, but acted and did all the same things from Touhou)

But real bodied Yukkuris are...kind of creepy. Of course some of good, but it seems like it's mostly a compromise of both the 2hus and the Yukkuris, but none of the benefits.

They're not as classically beautiful as the girls, nor do they have their powers (most of the time). They're not as adorable as Yukkuris, and don't have the funny aspects of them. It's a weird middle-ground.

>>35520871
You know, I've been thonking, and there's an easy way to sidestep the neutering debate altogether

If there are some places that are off limits to yukkuri (farms, city streets, golf courses and shit like that that has nice landscaping) and places where yukkuri are allowed (the woods, undeveloped areas) then the simple solution is to pick up all of the yukkuris in the area you want to protect, and just relocate them to somewhere where they aren't a problem.

You just offer them a sweet sweet for every yukkuri they can get into the animal control van, and then drive until you don't see streetlights any more.

Of course, if there's a native yukkuri population where you dropped them off, there are going to be mass fatalities because you just pushed the environment way past its carrying capacity

don't they poop chocolate or something?

>>35525935
If yukkuris are made out of bean paste and other fillings, I'd assume their poop would taste the same as whatever they're filled with.

>>35525935
They poop out whatever their filling is - custard, red bean paste, etc. The exception is that this is considered to be somewhat stale as opposed to the fresh filling on the inside. It's like a pump making sure the filling on the inside of all fresh, as they convert everything they consume into more filling.

In art, their poops should really look like somewhat stale versions of their filling. And it should vary in colour as their fillings are varied in colour. Most artists don't bother to go this far, however, and some even go as far as to make their poop look more like human or animal feces for little more than shock value (or to appease their own scat fetish, in the case of a certain artist).

How hard would raising a buri be compared to, say, a bog-standard Reimu or Marisa? Or even a Wasa-Reimu? I have to imagine that Buri's are the hardest type to raise since, even though they lack any and all of the characteristic personality of the Yukkuri they share their accessories with, they're too absent-minded to do anything else, either.

They'll probably have to be constantly cleaned, even more than a standard Yukkuri, as they can't clean themselves after doing a Mister Pee or Mister Poo. They can't feed themselves, as they won't be able to register anything they see as being "food" unless you quite literally put it in their mouth. And you'd have to more or less force them to exercise, lest they become too fat to move and/or waste away.

And yet, I feel like I want to have a buri in my collection. I could have it with my other Yukkuris, as the risk of a Yukkuri refreshing with it is marginal, unless with an Alice-type which, even then, is unlikely.

i used to have this flash game where you raised the yukkuri
there was an option to plug up their butt so they got backed up and exploded
anybody remember the name or where to get it again?

>>35526493
I know what game you speak of, but I won't tell you. Because that's an uneasy thing to do.

Understand, easy?

Is "Cirno's Perfect Yukkuri Class" a Yukkuri thing? She looks like an old Yukkuri's, but act like the normal Strongest Fairy we already know and love.

>>35520917
Yeah now that you mention it I have seen a bodied remilia that I liked. It's just a matter of getting the head to match the body.

>>35526493
Check for Yukkuri games on One Yukkuri Place, I'm guessing your game is YukkuriSim.

>>35526746
I think that just about every artist has issues with the framing of the body and making it match the head.

Just about every artist does one of two things: they make the body absurdly small, like infant-sized, or they make it fat. I always imagined that bodied-Yukkuri should like their normal Touhou versions, except for the head and the way they act.

>>35510607
Rarely, but it seems likely lately it's been a little more often.

>>35526464
Just buy some tropicana every so often and constantly wash it and feed it via syringe.

I mean, wild yukkuri are portrayed as being able to keep buri alive, so a human could probably do it no problem.

>>35526660
Yeah, that's a yukkuri thing. It came out when the whole yukkuri meme was still pretty new, and yukkuri generally acted more like wacky juvenile cartoon characters back then.
Here's another old yukkuri video, you can really tell how much yukkuri have changed since then:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C704-o_SuuU

I'm not even sure if this is yukkuri but if it is it's one of the only bodied ones I like. I think remilia just works because her dress is poofy like her head.

besides yukkuri shii, what other sites can I go to find more yukkuri stuff? I'm ok with abuse and hugbox.

>>35510607
Maybe like 3 or 4 times max in my life.

>>35537930
Danbooru has quite a bit, but it's mostly family friendly.

post more bullying

>>35539245
Okay.

>>35540049
based

>>35540057
Can't beat the box.

>>35540161
Remi has been very naughty

>>35540161
You know, you'd think they (Yukkuri) wouldn't mind boxes. If only they could learn to love the box...to cherish the box.


As a famous man once said: "Trust in the box, and it'll save your life."

>>35540057
Based on what?

>>35540574
Well, they seem to love this box.

>>35541088
But you can only love the box if you're willing to be IN the box

I've been thinking for a while about writing a Yukkuri story, and I think I'll get started on it. Would easy anons be willing to read it and give me feedback?

>>35541209
Did anyone else shoot at box after leaving Strut C?

>>35541696
Go for it! This thread needs some easy oc.

I find it adorable when yukkuri encounter household objects and have no idea what they are.

>>35548911
Train them.

>>35548911
and intriguing that the only thing they all know of are sweets.

>>35554044
It makes sense.

Every living thing wants calories.

>>35548911
This is why you make sure you tell them what it is, anon. Yukkuri are generally smart enough to get a basic grasp of something if you tell them. They're like children - you gotta lay everything out tell them what it is. Lest they do something, like children, and try drinking that pretty blue liquid under the kitchen sink because it looks pretty (and must taste pretty!) and find out too late that it was caustic household cleaner.

>>35555968
I'm thinking you ideally never have koyukkuri around without adult yukkuri raising them, and have gold badge adult yukkuri that aren't complete dummies.

>>35559899
Hell, even shitheads are smart to grasp the idea "drinking this means painful death", so having an adult yukkuri that's even at-least a bronze star or above would be more than sufficient.

Putting scary symbols would probably be a good deterrent for the Kos. Something like a skull and crossbones or something uneasy would be good

>>35561981
Really, I'm thinking about preventing the things that you didn't anticipate.

Like even basic shit like falling off of a table or tipping over a lamp could easily result in yukkuri death. My logic is that it would be better to entrust some responsibility to an adult yukkuri rather than try and teach them every single thing which can kill them (which is almost everything)

>>35561981
>Something like a skull and crossbones
I get the impression that some Marisas would think drinking it would make them a cool mister pirate

>>35554066
true, but it's strange for them to know it before they're knowledgeable on most things. then again, they're manju.

>>35541209
Cirno volunteers.

>>35526358
I never paid much attention to it but I thought it was for comedic value.

>>35567142
Babies "know" what breast milk is from the moment they're born.

It makes sense that calorie sources would be hardcoded in given that it's the single most important thing for a newborn yukkuri to know.

Why do Remilias end their sentences with どー

>>35559899
Sometimes the adult yukkuri kill the koyukkuri by accident

Do any yukkuri doujins have interspecies sex in them?

>>35582771
go to OYP and tag search humansex

>>35582771
If you mean "with a human," then yes.

>>35582906
I've already done that, most of it's trash
>>35582934
Full doujin? Of a male human fucking a yukkuri?

>>35582726
Yeah, but gold ones are smarter, hypothetically.

Bump.

>>35587104
She's basically asking to be squished.

>>35595609
just for you

>>35510607
Why do that when there's serviceable 2hus? The only reason mayo should mix with yuyu is because you want to steadily breed a population of copies of your favorite 2hu across two generations of yukurri

>>35595738
Mister human really should've left a ladder or two, having both high shelves and a pet Patchy.

>>35596500
Really, high bookshelves and a Patchy is just courting inevitable disaster

I'm glad he didn't though. I enjoy Patchy abuse more than any other type

>>35510592
why is this 2hu only a head?

>>35596563
>I'm glad he didn't though. I enjoy Patchy abuse more than any other type
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>35595903
Because it's bestiality with a talking creature. There are plenty of possibilities when it comes to fucking something stupid like a yukkuri, and its cuteness is a bonus.
You might be able trick your pet yukkuri into accepting it as a normal activity. Or, you could see it as a combination of abyuse and pleasure and just rape them.
It just seems like the ultimate stress-reliever to me.

She's a big girl.

>>35510768
For all we know, some of them do, but simply have no means of carrying one.

>>35510768
There should be a rare variant that has a camera the way some marisas have shells or kotatsu

I've been totally burnt out on touhou for like 2 months and am only into Yukkuri for now and it's really weird.

>>35596563
Very rude.
Patchies are niceheads 99.9% of the time so seeing them getting abyused is very lame. I can count with one hand the amount of times I've enjoyed an abyuse picture which involves a Patchy.

>>35597844
>>35598294
>>35598773
Yo I've been trying to spoiler abuse content for the sake of the FF enjoyers.

>>35601304
Oh right. I'll do that from now on.

>>35600564
But nicehead abuse is the best kind of abuse

>>35598773
for yu

I hard translated this for you guys. Enjoy

>>35510592
Is she peeing or something?

>>35604318
Soon.

>>35604621
She is! She's doing a cute pee, since she's a little cutie-3.14!

>>35604695
Rarely do I find all the pee or poo cute.

>>35604743
It's just sugar friend, it's not that gross

I have a project I've been working on, and I want the input of the brain trust here.

So there are a ton of OYP doujins that look fantastic but haven't been translated. The translators are a bunch of discord trannies who come out very rarely and don't translate a lot.

So I've been trying to translate the doujins myself by plugging the image files into OCR software and then using a neural network to translate the text into English.

So far the big roadblocks I've run into are OCR being terrible at reading handwritten kanji, and the fact that google's OCR requires you to laboriously load in each text panel and convert it to a google doc.

Do you think I could get someone to just give me the kanji so I can just plug it into the translator?

>>35604781
But koyukkuri always seem to call it stinky, and the parents cringe sometimes when they do the lick lick

>>35606196
They also think their filling is their organs.

>>35605624
Yeah I have never ever had a good experience with OCR. Sometimes it can't even read clearly printed kanji. You probably could find someone to type up a transcript of the dialogue for you if you tried. They might ask to be paid if they don't care for the project as much as you though. Also if you put machine translations on OYP you probably want to indicate that they are machine translations or things will be very confusing, with people mistakenly thinking it's some sort of finished project.

>>35606257
It kind of is though, they need what, >1/3 of it to live or something? And the essential core. That to me makes more sense than calling sugar stinky, when their favorite food is sweets. Have yukkuri ever eaten their own waste by accident?

>>35606306
Depends on the writer.

In some doujins, the human will just take their litter box, mash up the contents, and then feed it to them as the next day's meal.

>>35606339
That's hilarious, do you have an example?

>>35606372
https://yukkuri.shii.org/posts/31929?q=pool%3A183

>>35606270
So I tried asking in the yukkuri thread on 2chan and I couldn't post because my IP address isn't from Japan

Why are they so mean bros

easy

>>35606464
Thanks anon, you take it very easy

>>35607529
Use a VPN. If I remember the one I used to use I'll post the name here, otherwise you can probably find a working one pretty easily if you search. The /g/ wiki can be good for software recommendations.

The occasional rolling template never hurt anybody, so have some ramshackle OC.

>>35619982
A yukkuriwife ending?

>>35621381
This pic is so old and I've seen it so many times but can't think of where and why.

>>35607529
There is a yukkuri thread? They most be experts on the subject. Use Tuxler VPN to post

What would be your ideal Yukkuri pets?
Tell me about your Yukkuri Owner SoL Fantasy, anon-kun!

>>35629577
I want to find a genius Marisa and teach her mathematics! If things go well, then we can branch out to physics and philosophy too.
I really want to push the supposed limits of yukkuri intelligence.

>>35619982
Sure, why not.
Let's see what I'll get.

>>35632517
Rolling for dosu

Because I love you guys, I hard translated this doujin into English so I could post it here.

Because I'm crap, I did it in MS paint and used comic sans.

1/7

>>35633940
This better be wholesome.

>>35633950
mister doesn't look like he's taking it easy.

>>35582995
>Full doujin
it's literally a tag.

>>35632517
roll it easy

>>35632517
>>35619982
>final four digits
Maybe I'm overthinking it. The numbers don't count on the row they appear in right? If they are, then the final row is unattainable and the first is useless because you start from a a single yu, assuming it doesn't operate on you rolling a number and moving to the next row to choose and continuing from there.

>>35651528
No, the ko is the start space, you get her for free. The active digit is the one you use to evolve *from* that column. Notice how the fully evolved ones have no active digit?

>v2 wip that's attached to a homebrewed snakes and ladders variant with stat checks to dodge snakes.

>>35651528
It looks to me like the last 4 digits determine whether you go up or down when yuvolving.
Odds = up, evens = down.
So in my post, >>35632517 I go down, up, up, up, giving me the dosu.
I think it'd be extremely impractical to keep a dosu as a pet, so I'd just downgrade it to the Mima.
How much food would a dosu even need everyday?

>>35533479
Same here, all other bodied Yukkuri's are creepy, but I like bodied Remi

>>35510607
Everyday...

>>35510607
Literally never.

Take it easy

>>35656115
>I like bodied Remi
I have only one vivid memory of bodied yuu Remi.

>>35676780
based

>based

>>35679598
cringe

>>35673692
What is Tewi about to do?

>>35510611
Piss is good, try drinking it sometime

>>35630405
get a patchy if your goal is just IQ

unrelated, but I have this pet theory that a dosupatchouli would be the most intelligent being in the universe, but they don't usually show up because patchy types are weak.

>>35510607

>>35687221
No, curryfag.

>>35511831
wtf is this?

>>35510655
The cutest one.

aer these directly from touhou or a genre of creature with no body

>>35706410
it's a subgenre originating from 2chan.

>>35695039
Just ignore it.

>>35510592
That thing creeps me out

what the fuck is this autistic thread?

>>35717886