/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The old hag or Eirin?

Cock loving bitches.

Perfect and elegant bitch.

>>3544018
How about, "such an airhead that she'd open a window while traveling through Space?"

An elegant servant for the crimson moon.

>>3544018
She is telling Eirin that there was a strong burst of wind that swept the parasol from her hand and before she could stop time to get it Remilia got reduced to ashes.

sakuya: a perfgect and loyal maid, who care and loves her mistress and is very dutifull about her job.
eirin: the same, xpt for the maid part.

>>3544047
Get a time machine, travel to the dark ages and try to explain the people there that the world is not flat without getting burned in a pyre.

>>3544015
stop spammin ur crappy boerd on Дnoпtalk.com u retartet fagit's btw moot log's ur ip's lulz ur not relly anonimus enjoy ur party v& u monkey's

>>3544059
>Sakuya
>perfect
>opens a window in space
>alcohol powered rockets
>doesn't realize Tenshi caused an earthquake

>>3544059
I don't really know if Kaguya is Eirin's mistress, I mean come on, she's a NEET

>>3544080
well everyone makes mistakes. lets see you serving remi AND flan a few decades without letting the pressure get to you.
anyway, i said she is perfect as a maid, not that she is very intiligent. maid dont need to think, just to obey- leave the thinking to ninjas.

HIS COCK WAS THAT LONG

Sakuya is moe.

>>3544102
>intiligent
typical sakuya fan

>>3544102
Get back to chool.

>>3544105
IT WAS NEITHER BEAM OR SEXY

>>3544119
Hey, let's see if you can fan-worship a perfect AND elegant maid a few decades without letting the pressure get to you!

Anyway, I said that he's devoted as a fan, not intelligent; Sakuya fans don't need to think, just unconditionally love their meido- leave the thinking to the Mima fans!

>>3544119
actually im a 2nd level common touhou fan.

and none of them are to bright in the fighning games.
i have some problem with sakuya haters tough. as well with reimu haters. and any individual haters, or even touhou haters.

>>3544138
Amen

>>3544150
Fascinating.

>>3544138
one way fans are stupid everywhere, only slightly less intiligent that the common devoted hater.

ITT everything wrong with touhou fandom. what a broad thread.

>>3544150
You should not be browsing /jp/ in school kid.

>>3544119
> Suigin !YUsuiginy
Typical Sakuya fan.

>>3544153
are you for real?

>>3544160
2nd level as in how far the epidemic set in me.
or if you meant i posted something stupid, have you red the script for the fighning games? i mean really. it seems that the weahther and parties had took their toll on their brain.

>>3544171
some people can't cope with rational thinking so they give a one word reply just to make things even.

its just another form of losing an argument.

>>3544214
Fascinating.

>>3544150
You're a 2nd level common touhou fan, you say? Hrmph. I am a Primary touhou fan, and you are as far beneath me as 3rd level common touhou fans are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your EoSD normal mode one continue clear? I'm currently 1ccing UFO Lunatic mode. By the time you get to stage four I've already cleared extra mode. And the latest spellcard you captured? Three years ago I captured it in Lunatic and all the other spellcards. You keep playing Normal mode, I will be beating Phantasm mode without moving vertically once.

>>3544217
you again?

>>3544230
no, second level as one level being the lowest. on the other hand, i got good head on my shoulder, what most devoted fans/haters lose at some point or the other.

i am not as good with the games as you. i admit it. what does that have to do with anything?

anyway, get out of the games and get a life. your fan level may drop, but its only for the best.

btw, just being good at the games does not make you a more devoted fan. you could be naturally good at danmaku. the amount of time you spend on touhou, however, is.

Hah. All the touhou faggotry in this world? Bring at least three times that if you wish to stain me. You see, Anonymous, a true touhou fan is someone who grazes everything there is to graze in this world. I've already grazed everything in this world.

>>3544257
lol

This thread is everything wrong with the touhou fanbase. Both the guy going "LOL SECOND LEVEL TOUHOU FAN" and the guy defending sakuya.

you shouldn't have grazed wisdom anon. you seem to have left with what you ware born with.

>>3544257
haha

>>3544269
>You seem to have left with what you were born with

I... I... huh? what? English motherfucker, do you speak it?

>>3544265
Sorry, this thread is now awesome, pay attention.

>>3544265
we are one...

anyway, i wanted to say im 2nd level as to say im just beyond the part of overdrive and marisa stole the precious but not quite into creating fanart or trying to win every game on insane. i wasnt showing off.

and more than im defending sakuya, im just against those people who hate her. all touhous have their weak points, there is really little point in flaming her so.

so... what is the problem with touhou fanbase, good sir?

>>3544277
yes i do.
let me speak clearly.
whan god gave brain, you grazed it.

Cappish?

>>3544251
To become good at Touhou, we imprisoned ourselves in this withdrawn space. We sealed our bodies and fitness in our room. This ugly form is proof of our determination! You foolish beings who drown in your own IOSYS flashes tell me. Do you have that determination? Do you have the resolve to do as we did, and protect ZUN's legacy?! You don't, you don't, YOU DON'T, YOU DON'T, YOU DON'T... YOU ABSOLUTELY DO NOT!

>>3544286
It's Capiche.

>>3544293
well did you get the point, or did you graze it too?

>>3544286
its "when"

>>3544299

>>3544297
No.

but you do know... its touhou fans that made touhou. sure, zun created the games, but there are other games. zun did awasome job for one person, but cirno is a fairy and zun is still one person. there are stronger youkai and better danmakus out there.

what made touhou is the fanbase. its the comikats and the inside jokes. its the fanarts and the forums. you are a priest of the great zun, friend; but we are the peasents and farmers and the ones who actually keep this religion going. Do you understand?

>>3544011
stop spammin ur crappy boerd on Дnoпtalk.com u retartet fagit's btw moot log's ur ip's lulz ur not relly anonimus enjoy ur party v& u monkey's

>>3544316
Tell me Anonymous if you can, you have learned so much about touhou, but which game exactly have you 1cced? Can you name even one game? I thought not.

>>3544303
you are totally clueless aren't you?

>>3544316
lets see you try and build a house without mortar

>>3544328
Stop using the proper capitalization, Suigin. You scare me.

>>3544328
correct you are.
well i 1cced IaMP and SWR but i guess its only count in your eyes if its danmaku. nevermnd. so i dont spend all my life pr(l)aying. so i don't come most sundays. but tell me, FRIEND, how did you learn about touhou?

>>3544361
L-L-Look at you, Secondary, a pathetic creature of meat and bone. panting and sweating a-as you discuss against me. H-How can you challenge a perfect, immortal Primary Touhou fan?

>>3544316
>zun did awasome job for one person, but cirno is a fairy and zun is still one person.
What is this supposed to mean? Besides the obvious?

You understand so little. A meaningless effort. One who knows nothing can understand nothing.

Take a look at this tiny place. To the heart seeking moe this internet is a prison surrounded by shonen shit. And so you sought a way to cross over into other fandoms. And you opened your heart to secondary faggotry.

All fandoms begin in secondary faggotry, and all so end. Touhou is no different. Secondary faggotry sprouts within it, grows, consumes it. Such is it's nature. In the end, every secondary fag returns to the internet whence it came. You see, secondary faggotry...

is touhou's TRUE ESSENCE.

>>3544346

You lost me.

>>3544361
>how did you learn about touhou?
Dan posted something about IN and linked the demo.

>>3544366
I feel a bit ashamed for knowing this one.

>>3544363
what you got is mastery is touhou. what i got is rational thinking of the unbiased.

>>3544365
what i meant is, zun's work is great, but there are better games who ware created by companies rather by a single man. the reason we know little about them? no strong fanbase. not enough lolis, you see.

i wont say which games, because than it will really be a flamewar. ill just add that as far as danmaku goes, touhou is the best i know, but than again, i only know two. i have heard of others, who didnt made it as famous as touhou.

>>3544397
Touhou fans are not equal. That's right, Touhou fans are made to be different! That's why they fight and compete with one another. From there evolution takes place. Being a secondary is not evil. Equality itself is evil. Touhou fandom alone is moving foward, towards the future! We must fight! compete, deathbomb, graze, capture, 1cc. Beyond that lies the future! ALL HAIL ZUN!

Oh, fuck you, Suigin. Fuck you.

>>3544366
thats interesting. but than again, anything alive is but a bunch of biological tissues. one day people like me will get tired of touhou and start to take interest in other things, but for now... each human dies. but while he lives, it moves the economy. you get my point?

yes, half assed fans like me are bound to leave touhou. it does not mean that we do not help it in our own way. spread the cencer, so to speak.

>>3544361
>how did you learn about touhou?
Yukkuri Reimu in that Typewritter song flash animation. Though I've seen touhou threads in /c/ and /v/ months before I even knew what Touhou was because none of the threads had screenshots from the game or even "Touhou" mentioned anywhere, mostly they were about Alice though

>>3544439
Actually, there are lots of living things that don't have tissues at all.

>>3544419
...
what will it give you, once you 1cced everything? IRL i mean.

>>3544439
>yes, half assed fans like me are bound to leave touhou
the only thing that would make me want to think about leaving is if Reimu has a baby with Marisa, that would be too cruel to Patchouli and Alice

>>3544475
Don't fret, Marisa has more than enough babies to go around.

>>3544047

At least the one time Sakuya did something utterly idiotic, she had an excuse that usually doesn't apply.

It actually was rocket science.

>>3544230
>>3544297
>>3544328
>>3544363
I love you.

Suigin, I totally take back all of the Sion comparisons. You're alright.

How to gain /jp/ acceptance: Take well-known quotes and replace with touhou-related things.

Good to know.

>>3545328
I thought you were joking

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SUIGIN

>>3545328
Thanks Jones.

>>3544397
>there are better games

That's, like, your opinion, man.

>68 posts, 12 images

it's an IMAGE board people

>>3545526
>i'm trying to find the WORDS to describe this girl

>>3545526

Support Mora of Sweden. Throw more knives.

damn,now i've got that song in my head

fuck you OP