/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Give your plush toys plenty of cuddles

>>35438279
What about dolls?

Sorry for not posting for a while again, hope this makes up for it. Remember to keep your hellwan nice and tidy.

>>35438319
And with that, its time for me to go get some sleep. I'll see you guys if the thread is still up by the time I wake up.
You have been visited by the sleepy hellwan of naps etc etc

>>35438319
I thought they liked looking wild and unkempt

>>35438319
Those are some fine hellhound titties.

>>35438409
You got a sauce or link to the uncensored?

>>35438409
The dog is aggressive!

>>35438319
Awesome

Get on the ferry, deadbeats. Gehehe. Deadbeats. 'cuz yer dead. Nyeah.

>>35438409
Can I get uuuuuh...

>>35438434
Yes
https://mobile.twitter.com/inuyurusamakun/status/1271457365855023105?lang=en

>>35438409
lemme get uhhhhhhhhhh
mino burger

>>35438409
Uno børgar ples

Imagine having a snake wife

>>35438973
I do, every day. The cuddles would be surreal.

>>35438862
I WANT A FRICKIN' ANGUS BURGER

There are shotas out there right now who have oni childhood friends and have no idea of the big, meaty oni sandwich they will find themselves in the middle of when they grow up.

>>35438862
isn't it kinda weird to hamburger in front of a mino?

>>35439189
letting her know I love beef

>>35439251
>Wizard hunting at the top
They'll never catch me!

Thanks to the help from a friendly demon, I've been able to lure several angels to my house to make them my breeding slaves. Demons are pretty nice.

Marry hag dragons

>>35439763
only zombie dragon

>>35439836
I wish KC would follow them up with Dracoliches

>>35439985
realistically any monster can become can have an undead variant, i dont think its worth all the writing, but art is nice

Cunny!

I want to start writing, any ideas what it should be about?

>>35440045
Big monster boobs

>>35440045
Fairy molester

>>35440002
How do monsters die?

>>35440045
Salamander going on adventures and losing to anons cock.

>>35440166
That's more a /tg/ topic, but they are vulnerable to disease, starvation, age and the order does get a few good hits in now and then
Becoming undead seems to use a version of DE instead, so even living can be zombified. And Hel is the biggest fan of resurrection romance

>>35440045
Anon's training montage to MERE a dragon.

Plot twist: he actually succeeds and enters the dragonia army

>>35439763
Ohohoho! Paathurnax gives old men voice lessons for attention!

>>35440045
haku dealing with an anon only pretending to be retarded

>>35439763
where do I find some?

>>35440838
See that mountain? You can climb it!

>>35440909
but how do I know if the dragon is a hag?

>>35440942
Make dank pop culture references and see if she gets them.

So how about an automaton with her speech patterns wired to be poetic?

>>35440973
ok, gonna climb the tallest mountain nude to get me a meaty dragon hag

>>35440298
Shut up Alduin nobody likes you

>>35440166
People die when they are killed.

How fertile are monstergirls? Would they be the same as animals having many babies with a single birth?

>>35441089
It varies wildly. Rule of thumb is weak and shortlived ones are the most fertile, powerful and longlived ones less so.

>>35441027
*alduweener

>>35441131
>Large mouse can get smug at dragons as they're far for fertile than their scaly rivals.

>>35440034
I want to eat her.

>Could you keep it down please? I'm trying to read.

>>35441281
>large mice think dragons are their rivals
>dragons don't think about large mice at all

>>35440056
>>35440817
>>35440128
I'll pick up these. 1st or 3rd person?

>>35441520
They don't think about them until they see a pregnant large mouse, her husband, and their four children.

Vampires are nice

>>35441532
3rd person for the haku story

>>35441532
3rd person for the fairy

>>35441415
Whacha readin' there, bug?

>>35441532
3rd for boobs

>>35441572
>>35441646
>>35441699
Okay I'll try my best. Except delivery in a few threads since I'm a total beginner.

>>35439509
From the looks of it I'd say you're their breeding slave now

>>35441089
fertility is not the same as litter, or clutch for eggs, size, fertility just means the ability to become pregnant in the first place. monster girls are extremely fertile during their estrous cycle, however some monsters have more frequent cycles than others. size of said litter is dependent on how much nurturing is required of the children, anthropods for example have large clutchs because theyre ready to go out of the egg, mammals and bird take some time so they have fewer children.

>>35438319
Looks good anon

>>35438319
nice, keep at it

>>35438319
Oh boy new Houndbro. I'd groom every type of monster girl, but for some reason brushing a hellhound while she makes uncharacteristically blissful happy dog noises sounds like the best.

>>35441553
only if they're old

>>35442062
all monsters get nicer with age

What is the dumbest way to try beat/escape a monster girl?

>>35442239
put a cloth over a jubjubs head.

>>35442239
Staying perfectly still in front of a salamander and hoping that her sight is based on movement.

>>35442239
Repeatedly punch her cervix with the tip of your cock.

>>35442239
nutting on their face thinking it will disgust them
feinting retardion so they think you ain't worth their time
Saying I will neve lose to x

>>35442239
Using glue instead of oil

https://nhentai.net/g/364207/
Virgin succ doujin.

>>35442239
play dead in the hope she's a predator and not a scavenger

>>35442239
try and make yourself as big as possible to scare her

>>35442400
>n

>>35438272
The Order has a new Undead Hunter Heroine. All undead monstergirls beware!

>>35438319
Very very nice. Going to need a heat resistant brush.

>>35442239
Just be yourself. If it makes human girls run away from you, it must work wonders on monster girls.

>>35442239
>Look! Behind you!
Never fails

>>35438272

>>35442239
hideout in a nunnery

>>35442588
>Dad has to put Dhampir-chan in her place after she disrespects mom and bullies her younger sisters
It's a real learning moment for most teen dhampirs when their supposedly underdog dad gets pissed at their antics and wipes the floor with them

>>35442588
She looks cute. I wouldn't help her in combat, but when she inevitably loses and becomes undead herself I'll be happy to take care of her.

>>35442588
Wightfag, stop rubbing your hands together...

Are you man enough to tell titanias that the dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 million years?

>>35442909
Yes, but that won't stop us from going on an adventure to raise and monsterize them.

>>35442934
>that won't stop us from going on an adventure to raise and monsterize them.
So what, she goes around fucking the dinos?

>>35441681
Some nerd shit like an unironic monster manual or greasy romance novels most likely

>>35442713
>Your shoes are untied
>Apophis reflexively looks down
>anon is already out the door
That's how you escape the IRS as well

>>35442934
do you think we'll end up with a chimeric dinosaurs from faulty fossils

Considering your lifestyle, physical traits, and personality, what monster would most likely target (You)? Be honest and don't be a lazy faggot that just goes the mai waifu route.

>>35443111
None, not a single one.

>>35443111
https://youtu.be/Z6c17WxIcCw
Demon
or >>35443137

>>35443072
I'd say it's possible, but I also believe that the spell might leave the incorrect bones unused and replace the missing ones with correct ones built of mana. I wonder what parts of the dino would be monster and what parts would be girl.

>>35443072
>>35443216
Misread that as chromatic dinosaurs and began thinking of gacha rarities. That would be an interesting Echidna/Undead side-project, reviving the remains of pre-current DL monsters to see what adoptive daughterus she gets.
>primordial wurm except she's an amphibian and slips like an unagi-jorou
Fund it Royal Makai

>>35443145
Devilbug for you.

>>35442909
But anon, birds are dinosaurs!

>>35443229
>fucking huge centipede gals
>shortstack raptor gals
>big ass mersharks

>>35443254
My room isn't that dirty. I like to think I could at least get with the desperate neighbourhood CC troll or oni

>>35443111
Probably a ratatoskr, harpy, wererabbit, or tanuki.
Mostly going off the wildlife in my area. I keep my home clean enough that bugs wouldn't come in. I'm mostly awake at night since I work 3rd shift, so most likely it'd be a tanuki since raccoons are nocturnal, and I suspect they may lend to tanukis being fond of the night.

>>35443271
>big terror bird land harpies
>cave grizzlies
>colossal azdarchid proto-harpies
>marine reptile lizardmen and sea dragons
Spared no expense

>>35442588
Oh shut up dude, we all k ow she’s just joining the order so she can get a boyfriend to show off to her mom to show how much better she is. Much to the confusion of her heroic partner.

>>35443271
>>big ass mersharks

>>35443338
>>35443271
im more interesting in the all the croc girls, after the dinosaurs left they took over the land

>>35443395
I would too, think of the big gator gals who are all tribal and make their tails fatter to attract mates

>>35443111
My waifu is my waifu for a reason. I'm a headstrong, hardworking moron who lacks a sense of direction in life. I try to act intelligent, dark, and mature, and yet I always feel like a poser and a fraud.

I need someone to keep an eye on me, tell me what to do, and remind me things aren't as bad as they seen.

>>35443346
So a dhampir bringing her platonic male hero partner with her to attack her mom is the equivalent of going to prom with your cousin. Got it

What if I build my wizard tower right next to a liches magic tower?
Would she be mad at me? Would be turn into very passive aggressive magical neighbors?
Would the dragon from the other side of the mountain get annoyed we don't just fuck already?

>>35443111
I'm thinking either cursed sword or vampire. I always liked browsing shady stores for old weapons and might end up buying a cursed sword if a nuki sells it to me. I've also gotten a lot of comments about how easy it would be to draw blood from me and had very healthy blood last time I got it checked so a vamp might see me as a good quality bloodbag.

>>35443480
You might find your local water supply spiked with various potions, lest you know create water you will not be single for long.

>>35443137
this

>>35443111
Probably a Demon; heard they like corrupting people so i should be a full dish for one of them.

>>35443111
Bogey, same goes for most of the thread.

>>35442830
If you listen very closely, you can almost hear Elizabeth giggling.

>>35441553
>source
Huh
That's a decent break from what that artist usually does

>>35443531
>Lich spikes water supply with potions
>Anon always uses create water anyway
>Lich put magical runes outside his tower to catch him if he leaves
>Anon is always using his teleportation circle anyway
>Lich starts sending anon "magical items" for him to study that are actually cursed
>Anon doesn't accept any mails that doesn't come from his Amazonian-harpy delivery anyway
Poor lich just want a study partner that she can fuck

>>35443442
Something tells me you're not a moron but a turbo faggot baiting genius. Not only did you break the no mai waifu rule, you also left the actual species of your waifu ambiguous enough so someone would have to ask what she is while also getting to vent about your insecurities. I'm guessing she's a beholder or whatever they're called because the only bossy and intelligent monster capable of loving someone like you is the one that is covered in her own shit.

>>35443111
I like to sit inside all day and eat

>Portals open to the MGE world
>Sandworm spawncamping the portal to the desert lands
Don't worry, anons. I'll take one for the team and feed myself to the sandworm, so that you all can live your happy lives with the anubi, lamias, pharaohs, etc.
No, no. It's okay. I'd be more than an honor to serve the amazing anons here in these threads after so many years of wonderful monster girl discussion and content. Yes, I know I'll be dooming myself to a life of paradis... I mean horrible torture. It's okay. I've come to terms with my fate. Just think of me fondly when you've got large multi-generational families. About that man who gave up everything, so that you anons could be with your waifus.

>>35443652
>you're not a moron but a [...] genius
Thank you

>>35443699
>Greenworm husband attempts gardening one day
>Greenworm eats all the plants before they bear fruit

>>35443111
Probably an Art Fairy, I like to write stuff and spend all my free time on enjoying fiction in various forms.

>>35443717
Knew it. Good bait gazefag, would (You) again.

>>35443111
Beelzebub

>>35443111
I sit around at home most of the time. I like cooking, gardening, and because I'm a fatass I recently started weightlifting because my fitter brother said it'd be good for my bodytype.
So an Ogre, maybe? Minos are my favourite.

>>35442239
I challenge any MG to beat my high score in Dance Dance Revolution!

>>35443111
None

>>35443846
Mino profile talks about them sitting around and sleeping, eating, and being horny for most of the day just like you. You're a perfect match, fatty.

>>35443111
I clean, draw, workout almost everyday, I ain't all that badlooking, and am a hardheaded, honest, blunt, smart. I could get CCs but I have no money and live with my parnets. I think I would get a sugar mama who would take care of me so, I think tanukis, foxes, elves, and other monsters that might like to take me

>>35443648
What does that artist do?

>>35443511
Why would a nuki sell a cursed sword to a guy unless it's a gift for his girlfriend. The sword isn't going to monsterize anyone if it sits in a dude's closet all day.

>>35443756
Grow potatoes and carrots so she thinks it's just grass or a weed until you blow her mind when you harvest

>>35442239
Fighting with naked and with dick slaps only.

>>35444164
*while

>>35444164
Don't disrepect dickslap fu

>>35444164
This is the only way I'm fighting boss monsters. It's only fair because they suffer from having super long telegraphed attacks.

>>35443111
>lifestyle - a little bit of everything
>physical traits - a little overweight but relatively average height and size-wise
>personality - that one test said I was a mediator
I honestly have no clue

>>35443111
Any monster I want, all I need to tell them is that I'm forklift certified.

>>35444260
>all of the ladies in the upper office at the plant go wet when forklift anon walks by

>>35443651
>Lich-chan decides to try the direct route
>Dolls herself up in every single seduction spell she can think of
>Goes up to wizard anon's door and knocks
>Hey, I was wondering if you wanted to discuss current advances in [Magic research topic]
>wizard anon geeks the fuck out
>Lich-chan geeks out as well in response
>2 hours into writing a new thesis inspired by her discussion with anon, she remembers that she originally wanted to fuck him
>Local dragon, cupids, demons, literally everybody SEETHING
Nerds, amirite?

>>35443111
Gonna get the "draw me like one of french girls" line alot desu also would end up with a hppy go lucky type of gal as well

>rata taking notes furiously of this thread and sending it to their informant networks

>>35442588
She looks like the kind of gal that would learn charm magic make you fuck her every night so you don't get seduced by the monsters.

PRAISE THE PHAROAH

>>35444517
At least get the name correct.

>>35444517
>PHAROAH
OPEN THIS DOOR
OPEN IT NOW

>>35438272

>>35444676
you can't escape a haku even in a dessert it seems

Is that a... a human boy?
I must... SNIFFFFF
AAAAAAUUGHHJHHHH

>>35444676
Hakus are best cow

>>35444686
>dessert
anon you're doing this on purpose aren't you

>>35444676
Wearing her door kickers.

>>35444759
wha d yo mean, anon? I ain't doing nothing

do greyworms become butterflies, or are they stuck in their squishy body

>>35444716
Wait. I thought this was a human only board?

>>35444686
>>35444791
You really fucked up now

>>35444843
>”Here’s SENSEI!!!!”

>>35444843
Hey, the milk I ordered is here, so how much is it?

Raise the Pharaoh.. wife that's young enough to be your daughter

>>35444881
Your hand in the Hakutaku's marriage

>>35444843
Shit, is she here to axe me some questions?

>>35444916
I was already planning to,

Jabberwock haku
Chesire haku
Bogey haku

>>35444841
A BOY? A REAL MALE BOY? OHHH
Oh FUCK FUCK FUUCK I'M JOOOOOBING

>>35444954
>Chesire haku
>
>slams a big book on your desk
>tells you to read it
>every page just says "We are all mad here." With increasingly distorted text
>she flips your desk away and fucks you right there

>>35444954
huge hulking hakus with massive minotaur muscles

>>35444954
You can't just call every smart or nerdy monster a something haku

>>35444882
I just hope she doesn't call me daddy during mating.
>>35444970
Are you alright?
>>35444954
Haku Haku

>>35438272

>>35444999
trips and yes I can hakuwurm
>>35445002
ultra nerd time

>>35444990
Not gonna lie, Mino body with Haku brain might be the perfect combination.

>>35442588

>>35444821
maybe

>>35445046
>Not haku body with mino brain

>>35438319
You have no idea how much I would love to just brush and rub my hands and fingers through a beastgirls fluffy hair, both on her head and body.

>>35445127
>uneducated, uncouth, short-tempered Haku that only eats, sleeps, and fucks all day
Still hot.

>>35438319
Good morning/evening. I'm really glad people liked that hellhound! I haven't been able to do any of the drawing ideas you guys gave me yet, since drawing from imagination is incredibly hard for the time being.

>>35445232
it's okay, It helps to have some reference pics to inspire you to draw, thats for me at least

>>35438272

>>35443353
Megalodon!

>>35443988
Incest apart from father/daughter

>>35438272

>>35445232
Nice, can't wait, keep up the good work. What's your favorite of the requests you got?

>>35445331
Big need for abyssal gfs

>>35445002
>I just hope she doesn't call me daddy during mating.
Luckily young loli monster wives might be prideful about being treated like a wife, so probably not.

>>35445334
Probably the one about two monsters doing push ups. There's a lot of fun things that could be done with that prompt, but I want to practice before trying to cram multiple characters into one drawing. Same goes for the one about a papillon and her greenworm mom. It's just so much stuff going on that I can't wrap my head around it as of right now.

>>35444882
I'll breed a daughter out of her then fuck that daughter on top of her!

>>35445127
>anon is a regular at a fairly small gym without very many mamono
>he's chilling out at home on his rest day when he gets a text
>it's his workout buddy telling him that there's a monster girl that just started working out there
>says she's one of those bovine looking ones
>anon thinks to himself that it must be a minotaur
>replies back to his buddy "nice, I hear those girls are super strong"
>just gets back a "really?" from his friend
>anon doesn't think anything of it
>the next time he steps into the gym he hears shouting from the free weights section
>there's a crowd gathering
>they look concerned
>anon steps closer to see haku-chan slowly complete a 1pl8 deadlift, shaking and sweating the entire way up
>she drops the weight and starts to swagger off
>locks eyes with anon
>"you mirin' brah?"

>>35438319
>>35445232
>babe wake up, new houndart
I absolutely love it, it's exciting to see how you're getting so much better so quickly. Have you been putting in a lot of time studying this stuff?

>>35438272

>>35445573
Please stop looking at me like you can imagine my cock in every girl in this park aside from you ma'am

>>35445551
I usually watch some videos on drawing if I can't be bothered to draw myself. But that's about it.

>>35438272
Imagine the smell.

>>35445619
Oh nice, you're inspiring me to get started drawing, might find some good ones and make something.

>>35445653
Have fun, and remember.
Talent is a lie, hard work is all that matters.

>>35445046
>Mino body with Haku brain
She’s the perfect P.E. teacher!

>>35445653
Go for it dude, more people drawing monstergirls can only be good. Just try to avoid the pitfall of being too harsh on yourself when learning.

>>35444351
Liches are too cute.

>>35444716
Silly horny bird doesn't have hands to shlick with.

>>35445741
Smart but clumsy.

>>35444676
>>35444625

Baited

>>35445799
That is why i got hands. Helping her with her shlicking problem.

>>35438272

Just put in a comm request for long overdue breeding sex with wife.

>>35445863
Good stuff anon.

>>35438973
>>35439128
Yes please

>>35445799
I bet it's so wet and tight it sounds like a hamster taking a bath in a bowl of go-gurt when you rub it

>>35445909
Black sclera sneks are best

>>35445863
Based.

>>35445863
Nice.

>>35445482
>anon looks up from her butt
>"pardon?"

>>35445952
this man speaks the truth

>>35446002
Unless they're grape snakes, they're ugly lol.

Reminder that drinking your wife's saliva is perfectly healthy and helps with digestion.

>>35446043
When was that a thing?

>>35438272

>>35446043
>t. sandworm

>>35446051
Beast did a green ages ago about it
LN made that art as an add-on

>>35446043
What about her nectar flowing between her legs?

>>35441089
They are stated to be less fertile than humans but don't undergo menopause. I imagine that monstergirls can have the same number of children in their lifetime as a human woman but it takes longer.

blue glowy salamander makes the device click a lot
should i still fuck

>>35446041
Rude and untrue.

A very cute Gazer taking up cheerleading! Go Gazer go!

... And two BBA old hags, embarassing...

>>35445828
Is it acceptable to pick up a lich and take her home as long as you provide her with enough books?

>>35446102
Fuck her anyways, glow blue as you should
>>35446108
sorry what does BBA mean?

>>35446120
Babaa aka old lady (disrespectful) in Japanese.
So BBA old hag is kinda redundant.

I'm halfway through the hakutaku-pretending anon story, but where do I put it on? Or I should finish it compeltely first?

>>35446193
hey, nice I was the one who requested that, I think you should finish it first then put on ao3

>>35446207
I'm already in queue for AO3 invitation until july 9, but if you can wait until that, then its okay.

>>35445828
She should focus on her floating and not on what pick-up lines would be most effective to get a test subject.

GO LICHWORGS!

>>35446079
Good in moderation, helps the immune system.

>>35446226
I'm ok with that

>>35446244
what If I drink it by the gallon?

>>35446244
What is moderation? Until my belly is full and start nectarburping?

>>35446262
>>35446266
Limit yourself to at most one gallon a day or you might experience permanent intelligence-reducing afterglow or a headache and erection inducing addiction to the stuff. Also make sure not to go in as soon as you're done filling the hole or you might end up drinking some of your own brand which would be gross.

Do monsters require health potions or can I just cum in their mouths for their wounds to heal?

Succubi are really smug until they accidentally get addicted to your cock while trying to make you addicted to their pussy.

>Still waiting for a sandworm to eat me

>New Kousuke oni
Yes

YES!

>>35446303
Hey, I drink 8 gallons a day, and I know still what 5+5 is, so drink as much of it as you can

>>35446319
Hpots and magic for immediate care, SE for long term regeneration and stat buffs.

>>35446336
sexe horns.

>>35446336
Translations when?

>>35446303
Yeah. I only want to taste her pure nectar and not mixed with my stuff.

>>35446340
I guess there is some variation depending on the species, but my local lich recommended cutting as soon as you start struggling with your multiplication tables.

>>35446345
>tfw I'll never get to sneak away with my monster party members for a quick heal behind the pillars while the boss does her 2nd phase monologue

>>35446353
I think Jewcob has his claws in Kousuke's stuff these days

>>35446108
>>35446120
>>35446176
Emphasizing the old hags being old is important, lest they grow haughty

>>35446384
Consider learning to concentrate mana or healing magic into kisses. Lots of monster-man parties make out behind cover to restore each other's strength during long missions.

>>35446391
>Jewcob
Who now?

>>35446377
I don't have probelm, I just like drinking 9 gallons of my wifes necatr

>>35446319
Love heals monster girls

>>35438272

>>35446409
but hags are best haughty and embarrassed wearing magical girls outfits that are too small

>>35446414
>Big oni barbarian lifting you up and shoving her tongue down your throat so she has enough spare mana to continue using her combat skills
Hot

>>35446391
excuse me for not knowing the tanuki market of things, but what stops someone from just buying the doujin from DLsite or something like that and just reuploading it?

>>35438272
Monsterization is a curse not a gift.

>>35446454
Hags should be avoided, they're weird and old.

>>35446456
I'd rather have a mage lock her legs around my waist and use the mana generated from kissing to continue channeling a powerful spell. Imagine the Order intel teams figuring out that the source of the constant dark matter bombardment is just a couple in a passionate kissing session.

mindflayers are underrated and dont have anywhere near enough content, same with basically all abyssals

>>35446454
>haughty and embarrassed wearing magical girls outfits that are too small
Works fine for my (non-hag) Gazer

>>35446503
Nice, shapely, and wise. Go love an old hag today. Think how many years they have been lonely. They need your love. They are some of the best cooks, they are nice to cuddle with, and have the best tits. So they are not weird, They are mature

>>35446523
Nobody wants to be squid panties or draw them, that's why.

>>35438272

>>35446531
how do you know she isn't a hag hiding her age?

>>35446531
You're not the (one big) gazerfag right? How do you feel about those pics he gets, or the pics with jabberwock and miia and etc.?

>>35446550
Twin kikis chair racing right into marriage

>>35446550
Inappropriate workplace conduct!

Is it a golem if its made of clay, instead of the cold metal in an automaton

>>35446503
Hags are best

>>35446535
I want a possessive hag that keeps finding excuses to delay me from leaving her place and going back home.

>>35446564
Old elves!

>>35446573
Are best elves

>>35446535
>Think how many years they have been lonely
lmao virgins

>>35446563
Metal golems exist. Metal golems are more like lumbering solid masses with a central mana storage, while automatons are more like tons of small parts connected by magicircuits.

>>35446550
NANI?! CHAIR DORIFTO!

>>35446580
>>35446564
>>35446573
fellow hagfags, I love old elves as well, I love old hag monster in general but elves are very lovely
>>35446590
aren't you one as well?

>>35446618
>aren't you one as well?
I'm not a several hundred years old virgin

>>35446555
I am not Gazerfag prime. I am happy for all the art of Gazer that exists due to his efforts.

>>35446622
yes but you still old tho

>>35446567
If you ever stay with a hag until sundown and she asks if you want to stay for the night, always remember to politely decline then leave ASAP. Hags draw their power from the moon because the only time they can get a guy's dick inside of them is when they're fast asleep and unable to resist.

>>35446567
I want a hag that plots for my creation and raises me to be her perfect little husband that is trained to become erect when i smell her

>>35442713

It would work in a Wurm.

>>35446654
>in a wurm
why yes, I would love to be in a wurm's hole

>>35443111
None of them.

>>35446590
Poor Kanako.

>>35446598
>YWN be hunted by Liquid Metal Sperminator targeting you because the self-aware Automaton supercomputer MOTH-3R falls in love with you 20 years in the future, so she sends back one of her constructs to pleasure you until you arrive in her time.

>>35438272

>>35445653
Good to see people getting inspired. It is nice that we have someone around that can show someone what hard work can do if you stick to it. Godspeed new thread artist and hopeful artist.

>>35443111
Whatever likes fat fucking retards.

All human boys want to be ORCed

>>35446691
I want to swooce in that tail jungle.

>>35446424
Owner of FAKKU
anything he can get his hands on he agressivly hunts down places where you dont need to use his paid service to see it

>>35446722
You'll never leave Monsokyo unmofu'd.

>>35446724
>Owner of FAKKU
Oh, that fucker.
Yeah, I kind of wished FAKKU would just die already, but they refuse to do so.
On the one hand, I do like the idea of things actually getting ported to the west officially, on the other hand, FAKKU has seemingly decided that anything they can't make cash off must burn.

>>35446750
I wouldn't want to leave without being mofu'd. Or molesting Patchuli or petting Momiji.

>>35438771
Thanks

You can't impregnate a machine

>>35446811
Then I must find a way to make it possible.

>>35446811
not with that attitude, you can't, You just gotta turn on her breeding mode
>>35446750
I am going there to mess with all the old hags and mess with the shrine maiden as well

>>35443111
>Lifestyle
I've spent the last 10 years as a worthless mentally-broken NEET, but I'm finally getting my shit together. Still live with the parents and don't quite have a job yet, but I'm getting there.
>Physical traits
Tall, fair skin, brown hair, and to my considerable self-disgust: new owner of roughly 40 pounds of excess bodyfat. Would need a monster who'd be cool with my eccentric dietary ambitions.
>Personality
for the longest time the answer was 'depressed with a side-order of resentment.' even after I got over that I found I was still basically a mass of coping mechanisms I've had to peel off myself one by one- and I don't really know what I'll be 'left with,' who I'll be once all the bullshit gone.
What mind of monstergirl would want THAT? I'd be hopeful and go with 'Kikimora', I guess, but really any Succubus-tier generic mamano would probably 'match well enough.'
>inb4 phantom, you melodramatic retard

>get hired to be a royal monster's "cup-bearer"
>it actually means you have to hold up her massive boobs with your hands wherever she goes
>she insists on using you instead of a bra

>>35446898
This is a fad amongst higher tier monstergirls isn't it.

>>35446724
>>35446752
Do we have any new substitute after they killed nexus?

>>35446835
Remember to stay hydrated.

>>35446811
Says you.

>>35446916
Outside of the normal sad panda, don't think so.

>>35446618
I do think hags work better the most they look like human women, for some reason

>>35446951
i'd argue that sex can be a form of combat

>>35439251
Imagine the mental hoops loli sympathizers jump through to defend the Sabbath. From hags we came, and to hags we will cum to.

>>35446257
I forgot one thing, do you guys want smut in it, or its better to imply it happened?

>>35446811
Where there's a will there's a way.
https://twitter.com/creamcatgame/status/1338789084936851456
>>35446898
I love to have this kind of job, especially if it's for stupidly large chested monster girl, preferably Holstaur.

>>35447083
Are you good at it?

>>35447113
I'm probably not honestly, because I never did one before.

>>35447131
Do you want to get good at smut?

>>35447137
I think I want to, but I'm a turbovirgin, so...

>>35447156
Might be best to simply imply it and see if you can't study what you find hot in smut first. A lot of fantastic stories here don't have written smut, just lots of implied smut. Like Punaldin's Paladin Reintegration.

Remember that it doesnt matter their size, predator beastgirls can still easily carry you around

>>35447233
Yeah but can they easily pin me down?

>>35447267
Whoa, look at those soft tits...

I wanna find a mindflayer and call her takeout calamari, cause I'm gonna eat her out

>>35438272

>>35447267
Yes, they can, very easily

Which sex do you think is more violent or aggressive, Jinko in heat (100+ times sex and can almost incubize you in a single night) or a Wurm after just getting a husband?

>>35447583
Wurm after getting a husband. I can say with certainty

>>35447448
>Imagine the blushing and squirming as you hug her tight and hustle her out of the Oyster Bar on your way home

>>35447610

Can you imagine how sex with a Jinko-Wurm-Hellhound-Minotaur Chimaera would be like?

>>35447583
>Be Mamanthropologist on a journey to study the lost ruins of Mamanchupichu
>Get separated from party during a freak storm
>Wander the tropical jungle for 3 days, hopelessly lost
>Get adopted by a small pride of 3 Jinko sisters

How broken are you are 1 week?

>>35447615
We need images of men just picking up small monstergirls and taking them home for implied bed breaking sex

>>35438272

>>35447641
WHAT THE FUCK, anon. I like walking, m8 and by god that would look freaky.
>>35447644
I like rigers, that's what I would be saying
>>35447648
I just had the image of very smug bapho getting yoinked in the middle of her speech by a very horny anon

Can someone share that image of a tired looking evil kitsune saying "aha....tis but a compliment..."

Would you go?

>>35447267
And easily carry you on their breasts

>>35447794

Hellhounds can unironically do this as confirmed by KC. In the "making of Hellhound" post he stated the chains at the Hellhound's boobs are actually heavy, but her boobs are just stronger.

I hate gacha

>>35447839
>Hellhound boxer disqualified after a not-so-legal strike with her breasts.
>Opponent (Anon Y Mous, XX, 10-3) not upset, claiming he "swears he saw some milk come out, and he's going to her hotel room for a second look"

i don't know how to write this down properly.
But you all probably seens shows, where they drink a beer keg dry.
Imagine a Oni doing that, sucking it so hard, that the keg compresses into a small cube. Then she looks at you winking.
What would you do?

>>35438272

>>35447904
beat my dick so goddamn hard that my left leg goes numb

>>35447851

best spider? any answers are valid unless they aren't ushi oni

>>35448064
your spider

Reminder

>>35438272

>>35447644
I want to be taken in by Yeti monks in the mountains to learn their faith and master the art of cuddle-fu

If I get lost in the forest, who can I trust to guide me to the nearest exit?

>>35448164
Gonna teal her head and ride her back.

>>35448294
A cheshire could guide you the right way, I'm sure

Damn boys ShoggothM opened up commissions, what do I get?

>>35448359
a bogey

>>35448359
more shog.

>>35448110
>>35448294
KITTY WANTS TO **** YOU AND STICK YOUR HOT THR*BBING C**K IN HER P***Y UNTIL SHES G-U-S-H-I-N-G WITH HOT STICKY C*M

>>35448359
Banshee irrumatio

>>35448359
Wurmling

>>35448377
Explain further.

>>35448340
>>35448377
yeah to be blasted by memes

>>35448377
That cat won't be so smug when I impregnate her.

>>35448404
The memes are fake. Read the profile. She's a mischievous guide to Wonderland

>>35447904
Fuck that's hilarious and hot at the same time

Big girls who are actually shy, delicate flowers are cute! CUTE!

>>35448485
Yes, they are very cute but are even cuter when you tease for being big softies

>>35447690
I wish baphos weren't drawn so much like little girls. I like smol girls but I prefer them to be adult looking.

>>35448359
Muscle Shog please, if not, then Jinko or Mino are always nice. A muscle Hellhound with a black top that shows up her abs with "Security" written in white letters on the top would be nice too.

>>35448485
I say fellow humans should accept being shived inside their shirts. Humanly. It will feel really good.

>>35448485
I want to pull her into my lap and caress her head. She is such a cute big softie. She could fold me 4 times or rip me apart without problem, but she is a very docile girl who wouldn't do that.

>>35448485
Can horns sweat?

>>35447904
I'll say
>You're a big girl
And see if she, either out of drunkeness or spaghet, fucks it up

>>35447648
>picking up a smol fox that tries to "seduce" you
>carrying off a shortstack demon that's on the subway heading to work
>that smug chesire? under your arm and trying to wiggle away before you get home
real question is, are you bad enough dude to carry off a big girl?

>>35448543
>she just doesn't know the reference

>>35448530
Maybe?
>>35448543
"Four you *hic*"

>>35448560
>she doesn't know
>grabs you and drunkenly slurs "You're a submissive and breedable guy"

>>35448554
I would go for the biggest, meanest, scariest looking monster with big tits and ass, and take her princess carry to my house

>>35447904
cover my junk in fear cause I don't like the fact that my brain would get sucked out my dick

>>35448595
This, but for me it's enough if she is clearly taller than me and have huge breasts.
>>35448631
You will survive anon, just let her snu-snu you.

>>35448641
Yes, but then I would be dumb, I like being smart

>>35448671
It's better when you match her intelligence level!

>>35448682
then who is gonna be the one to stop stupid ideas?

>>35448682
I like smart muscle.

>>35447904
Run for my life. She's clearly a powerful wizard and that beer keg was her last victim.

>>35448565

>>35448749
>Anon isn't even trying to seduce her
>he's just trying to reach something on the shelf

>>35448749
be nice to your coworkers
be considerate of their height
thank you for being good employees