/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Higurashi is a game board formed from one man's ridiculously complex web of lies he told to get out of paying child support after spending too much time in the red light district.

Satoko's perfectly cute smile!!
Satoko's perfectly cute fang!!
Satoko's perfectly cute blush!
Satoko's perfectly cute eyes!
Satoko's perfectly cute expression!
Satoko's perfectly cute fluffy hair!!!
Satoko's perfectly cute cheeks!
Satoko's perfectly cute oversized sukumizu!!
Satoko's perfectly cute neck!
Satoko's perfectly cute collarbones!
Satoko's perfectly cute shoulders!
Satoko's perfectly cute loose shoulder strap!!
Satoko's perfectly cute armpits!
Satoko's perfectly cute arms!
Satoko's perfectly cute elbows!
Satoko's perfectly cute hands!
Satoko's perfectly cute fingers!
Satoko's perfectly cute fingernails!
Satoko's perfectly cute body!
Satoko's perfectly cute pose!
Satoko's perfectly cute budding boobs!
Satoko's perfectly cute name plate!
Satoko's perfectly cute chest!
Satoko's perfectly cute tummy!
Satoko's perfectly cute navel!
Satoko's perfectly cute hips!
Satoko's perfectly cute butt!
Satoko's perfectly cute cameltoe!
Satoko's perfectly cute thighs!
Satoko's perfectly cute bandaid!!
Satoko's perfectly cute calves!
Satoko's perfectly cute ankles!
Satoko's perfectly cute feet!
Satoko's perfectly cute toes!
Satoko's perfectly cute !!!!!

Natsuhi is super hot, super cute and super sexy! Can anyone else compete?

>>35399509
>after spending too much time in the red light district
I prefer a different scenario.

Watersports with Hanyuu!!

Hanyuu’s (hair)buns!

>>35399570
Natsuhi was always the cutest aunt in my view, i like her.

>Friday night
>thread dies
It's probably nothing... I mean, who would believe something like that... there's just no way... it's probably just an elaborate prank or something... but don't tell me... there might be a chance that... just possibly... don't tell me... NORMALFAGS browse these threads?

>>35399909
Shut up and post hags.

>>35399570

>>35399909
What's your definition of "normalfags"?

>>35399940
If you "go out" on a Friday night in order to socialize with people IRL, you are a normalfag. No exceptions.

>>35399934
I don't remember this scene

>>35399439
I love my wife

>>35399955
It's a secret route you can get if you play your cards right in the original EP1. You get to see this shortly afterwards. Due to conflicts with how they wanted the story to go on later though, it was cut after the first release.

Waiter, I'd like a large serving of Bernkastel titties with a side of EVA-Beatrice giving me a lap dance while calling me pathetic. I'll wash it down with a large glass of Lambda pee.

What I wouldn't give to get hugged by both Dlanor and Maria at the same time

Battler coming back to the family after six years just to kidnap Natsuhi and leave! No one can even chase after him thanks to the storm coming in!

Is ciconia Lambda's origin story?

>>35400147
idk lol

>>35399570
Only character I care about personally in Umineko, and if meta battler didn't exist it wouldn't even be close

I just think she’s neat!

I love my wife, FEATHERINE.

>>35400213
She's Rika shikas grandmother.
nano desu according to the song

>>35400247
Yeah? What’s the matter with that?

Battler claiming Erika is actually a cleverly disguised man and talking her into showing him increasingly serious forms of "proof" to the contrary.

>>35400213
quit posting a cum sock

Hanyuu post! Hanyuu thread! Hanyuu board! Hanyuu website!

i like this character

Miyao is a good boy

>>35400654
>boy

>>35400654
Isn't she his mom?

imagine how heavy and full his balls are

meep

Ciconia and Higurashi?

>>35399922
Made for Paizuri!

>>35400654
Family bonding

Bernkastel, Bernkastel and Bernkastel.

>>35401160
Explain.

>>35401160
How come Bern gets 3 pieces?!

>>35401160
Chloe can't be Bern, her bust is too big.

I demand Chloe x Okonogi

i thought the UOOOOOOH thing was actually in umineko and was bummed when it never showed up

>>35401279
Did you somehow missed every Kinzo appearance or what

I want Mii-chan to spoil me with her country-grown breasts

Why does my mind see Rosa as more attractive than the other aunts?

>>35402677

>>35400515
Nudist chink

>>35402790
imagine the millions her vr model data is worth online
especially nude

She's 35. The others are late 40s and early 50s.

>>35402814
Why is Rosa so young?

>>35400715
KINZO WAS AFRAID TO COMMMIT THE SAME SIN AGAIN

>>35402870
Daughter of Beatrice

>>35400715
Frotting with Lion!

>>35402814
Actually, she's 34.

>>35399439
>>>/u/3483606

>>35401160
... and Bernkastel

Auauauuauuauauu

Yuck
I only like girls who aren't brain-damaged

>>35403815
Is this a caricature?

>>35401160
Liljadelta

>>35403733
Hot as fuck

>>35403733
Are these threads even archived anywhere?

I was just going to post this here but it deserves proper audio. >>>/wsg/4005225

And now kiss!

Something's terribly wrong here...

>>35404455
Rika is too busty

>>35399909
unoriginal repost

https://www.docdroid.net/lnzdHQc/erikantrice-manifesto-pdf
NEW CHAPTER IS OUT!!!

cmon i want your opinions

Imagine JD SatoRika, both of them old enough to drink.

>>35404568
Don't worry anon, Satoko will never allow Rika to reach such an age.

>>35404579
I want to see tipsy Satoko taking care of grumpy pass-out drunk Rika.

>>35404511
i may despise Italyanon, but my respect for that amount of effort cannot be denied. This is what //love// looks like. I kneel.

Lambdadelta breast milk

>>35404620
thanks anon
so any opinion about the contenet?

1200 lines of code must at least make people understand a bit of my theory

>>35404654
You misspelled Berkastel in the table of contents you fucking retard. Fuck off idiot.

>>35404764
thakns for the warning i will fix it soon as possible

>>35404620
It's not effort, it's mental illness. And he will pay for it someday.

>>35404764
Ok anon fixed it

i really mistake a lot Bernkastel name in my manifesto but i think i changed them all.

thanks again for your warning
>>35404964
holy shit anon
why lazy fatass chimp out so much when see someone hardwork for something

You will die before Ciconia is complete.

>>35404987
I hope so

>>35400147
yes
the cat is miyao

>>35404987
>you will die before reading a Latex Manifesto for ciconia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMTulH57iS8

>>35404511
>unfortu-natelythesetheories,despiteb eingb ornwiththelaudableintenttondtherealtruth,wereridiculous,theymadep eopleb elievethattolo okforanewsolutiontoShkanontricewasuselessandstupid.InthismanifestoIwilldemonstratetheirrationalityofShkanontriceandthetrueUminekosolutionthatIdiscoveredandcalledErikantrice
First off fuck you I'm not rewriting that fuck you for using latex and second the same could be said about your ridiculous theory so yeah.

>>35405136
what you mean with this message?

Rosatrice manifesto when?

>>35405155
ERIKANTRICE IS THE SAME IF NOT EVEN WORSE FUCK YOU TIALIANTARD HOPE U DIE
jk i loveu italianon pls keep posting quality content ;)

>>35399439
Do people actually ship this OP?

>>35405196
Not really, but we all know that Featherine likes having sex with protagonists and turning them into their personal harem members.

>>35405196
hornyfags have stopped pretending to care about the characters on any deeper level a long time ago. this is just a mommydom demplate with approximately fitting higurashi characters superimposed on it.

>>35405196
I do
It's the thinking man's ship

>>35405196
Everyone likes to self insert as a young boy about to get their prostate tickled by a goddess mommy

When will she set her sights on Miyao?

This child's testicles.....they must be crushed...

>>35405238
USO DA
Eua wants to milk him dry

>>35405238
Keiichi made Akane slippery wet, no surprise she's attracted

>>35405196
I mean, there is an history

>>35405238
>What, a blonde witch has a male target of attraction?!
>time to steal him away!

People believe that Eua likes Satoko and don't realize she's just using her to reach her goal.

>>35405238
Just noticed the snake eyes, what's up with that

>>35405268
Bernkastel was always blamed Featherine for how she ended up, not Lambda.

>>35405238
MOMMY

>>35405268
Eua wants Satoko to give Keiichi so many looping memories that he becomes a looper himself, but because he breaks the 4th wall, he realises that he is a fictional character and ascends to theatregoinghood himself. Now Eua can have Keiichi's theatregoingcock to herself forever.

Mark my fucking words, Eua got jealous. She didn't want to feel like a cuck in Tataridamashi. She put things in place to screw with Satoko because that dick is hers only.

>>35405309
At least the manga had Keiichi cucking Satoko with Rika.

>whaf if sex
Unfunny meme

I want to keep Bern, Lambda and Featherine in a farm and milk them daily.

>>35405330
That's what a sexless person would say

>>35405175
Most of the alternative theory are meme like Krauss in the moon or Gohdatrice and even the most serius 1 like Rosatrice have meme parts like Nanjo force 6 people with a rifle and the fake death drug.

Erikantrice is the only 1 who tried to solve all Umineko as a pure mystery including ep5 and ep6 that Shkanontrice and Rosatrice explain as a fantasy.

>>35405259
She doesn't even need to steal him when Satoko herself ditched K1.

>>35405433
Lesbians are known for scratching the itch of each others' ditch!

I realize I'm talking to a wall, but I'll say it anyways. Umineko isn't a pure mystery. It's a mystery and also a fantasy.

>>35405433
She just ditched him because she couldn't have him. If Eua steals Keiichi that will really hurt Satoko.

>>35405460
She ditched him because Ooishi beat him up in the anime, just shows that she never liked him.

I don’t think catmilk would taste very good…

>>35405459
Umineko is a pure mystery just it can't be with a lie as solution

>>35405481
Yeah but Bern is a magic cat

>>35405484
Not true.

>>35405474
This has been completely debunked by the lack of blood on Ooishi in episode 14.

>>35405474
Ooishi?

I read Umineko as a fantasy

>>35405391
Tried and failed.

>>35405501
People have been memeing that Ooishi was the one who attacked Keiichi in episode 13 until I proved them wrong with episode 14 were Ooishi didn't have any blood on him, unlike Satoko.

Are we being raided?

>>35405497
true since deny that ep5 and 6 are mystery mean that all the meta scene figths were useless.

Imagine don't care so much about character feelings for you won interest

>>35405523
Yeah it's /a/

>>35405513
of doing what?

>>35405541
You tried and failed to make Erikantrice convince anyone.
There were no exceptions. Some mentally ill trolls pretend to agree so they can ruin threads.

>>35405499
>mystery person X
She ditched him no matter how you view this scene.

>>35405530
Episode 5 and 6 are mainly mystery.
But there are a lot more episodes.
In fact episode 5, 6 and 7 are the only ones where Kniz and Van Dine have any real relevancy.
They are not applicable to the whole thing

>>35405523
>>35405499
>>>/a/224544679
It's just tiresome at this point. Get a life.

Blogpost time
I was doing some exercise outside and got tired. So after carefully inspecting my surroundings I starting talking out loud about my innermost thoughts. Primarily about magic, my lack of human interaction and the possibility of using magical nukes to cleanse parallel worlds of all life. Then I noticed Berncat was sitting there. Fucking hate this stupid fucking cat since that time I tumbled downhill. So I said nothing to Berncat and continued running, making sure to watch my legs as to not fall again.

>>35405519
Stunning and boring.

>>35405570
DLANOR KNIZ

>>35400715
>yasu/lion
>male
Swyer Syndrome means Yasu is a girl.

>>35405563
What happened during the filter and afterwards is unknown. Satoko also only arrives to the festival as Rika was already dead, meaning a repeat of Tataridamashi is not possible.

>>35405572
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DEBUNK MY SHITTY THEORIES ON TWO BOARDS I THOUGT JAYPEE WAS SAFE

>>35405561
fake many people understand it
>>35405570
Shkanontrice solution for ep5 is is all an illusion of Battler and in ep6 Erika a stranger kill 5 people without any reason and Shannon exit from a window for no reason.

FANTASY THIS IS WHY SHKANONTRICE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT UMINEKO

>>35405598
Hate to break it to you, but they were both born with a penis, and one of them still has a penis.

>>35405621
>Implying Yasu doesn't have Swyer Syndrome
Sorry anon, but I will enjoy my Yasu with a female phenotype and XY chromosomes thank you very much.

>>35405621
It's like 10 times more likely for Yasu to be intersex considering the references in Umineko, so Yasu having Swyer syndrome makes sense.

>>35405606
Go back.

>>35405606
You embarassed yourself on both of them though.

>>35405600
Satoko had all the chances to get K1 and didn't, didn't even save him in the house.
Proving that he's a second choice.

Who gives a fuck about Yasu

>>35405614
Stop pretending Knox is the solution to everything. You don’t understand anything.

Knox commandments are for WRITING mysteries. Not SOLVING them.

This is why they turn up in episode 5 and 6 where Hachijo duo are writing a more detective based version of things. This is why Ryukishi incorporated them. They are not relevant to the entire story and they were not meant for a single Italian autist to try and apply them to everything. You even try to apply them to Higurashi. Idiot.

>>35405196
she does like her protagonists...

>>35405652
>didn't even save him in the house.
Save him from what? Keiichi got hit once when Satoko wasn't even in the room.

>>35405278
She's not human.

>>35405672
KNOX IS THE SIGIL ON THE LOVE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN READER AND WRITER

ALL WRITTEN IN UMINEKO AND KNOX WAS USED BY BATTLER TO SOLVE THE GAME.

WHEN YOU ARE SURE THAT THE AUTHOR WILL NEVER BETRAYLED YOU BY PUTTING MAGIC AND THE DETECTIVE CAN'T SEE ANY LIES THEN YOU CAN FOCUS AT 100% ON THE SOLUTION

>>35405278
Only the eyes?

>>35405706
MOMMY
O
M
M
Y

Goats > Snakes

>>35405702
Every statement here is a lie and a personal opinion.

>>35405684
>K1 gets beaten
>he's still alive
>chooses Rika
Yep, she loves Rika!

>>35405714
Your mom is a snake? Are you a lamia?

>>35405718
Made for fondling and fingering

>>35405725
Who are you quoting?

>>35405729
cALLING SOMEONE mommy DOESN'T MEAN THAT SAID PERSON HAS TO BE MY LITERAL BIOLOGICAL MOTHER.

>>35404335
that satoko such a kidder

>>35405732
Wanted to tell you how Satoko abandoned K1 to get Rika.

>>35405725
More like Keiichi went berserk due to memory leaks which made Satoko flee in terror.

>>35405765
>Satoko loops a hundred years for Rika
>abandons her for Keiichi the first chance she gets
lmao

>>35405724
stated inaide Umineko VN read it retard

>>35405779
Who are you quoting?

>>35405766
>muh memory leak [HEADCANON] condition that's why Satoko ditched him

>>35405779
She never abandoned Rika though, we know for a fact that she abandoned K1 btw, because he got Rekt by Ooishi.

>>35405827
The lack of blood on Ooishi proves with certainity that Ooishi didn't attack Keiichi.

Bored. Tell me what to draw.

>>35405813
None of it is.
Not one bit.

>>35405893
Satoko NTR'ing K1 with Ooishi

>>35405893
Italianon eating a copy of Knox commandments

>>35405893
stfu

Thanks to that one anon being rude, I am not drawing anything.

>>35405893
Draw Ooishi beating up some tranny with a bat with lots of blood everywhere.

>>35405893
Lucifer from Helltaker vs. Lucifer from Umineko. It can be a closeup of their faces and they're just angrily looking at each other, ready to fight, sort of like a loading screen. Or, you could just draw both of them already in battle mode, and with fighting game-like UI showing their health bars.

>>35405893
Draw Ooishi and Kumagai arresting /a/ brats unlawfully trespassing into /jp/.

Can any aunt, honest to Kami-sama, even compete?

>>35405982
what?

>>35405893
loli miyo hiding in the phone booth

That's not me. I'm not even bored today. I'm honestly trying to write my mystery today, but it's tough.

>>35406125
same, today is the day i make progress

>>35405893
the culprit of Umineko George and Kanon(dressed as Erika) met the culprits of Higurashi Ooishi and Red eyes Rika

Yeah thanks for the replies bitchboys

>>35406139
What? Me too!

Mystery/v/ros...

>>35406149
Baaaaka! You changed the filename from tegaki, so any perceptive user figured out your deceit immediately!

>>35405893
>>35406149
KEK

>>35406204
So no one did?

>>35406228

>>35406219
Eua pics folder when?

>>35406149
I don't get it.
What is the point?

>>35406228

>>35406140
Imagine having to try and justify theories like this. Crazy.

>>35406266
Never, anon, that faggot that tried to copy paste my work can make his own folders if he wants to.

>>35406233
Genuine wisdom.

I miss trying to solve the epitaph on my own, was the most fun part of Umineko for me.

>>35406302
read the manifesto

Is Umineko the Gravity Falls of Visual Novels?

>>35406367
>>35406392
Cute and Canon

>>35406423
I love gravity falls but this is the biggest REDDIT MOMENT i had seen in a while

Writing mystery novels with your lover!

>>35406480
Why is that a reddit moment, italybro?

Is Gravity Falls the Umineko of western animation?

>>35406484
Based Ikuko=yasu chad
>>35406485
because is similar to comparing things with Rick and morty and also Gravity fall is very famous between normies

Eurobros is Italianon really the poster child of our whole timezone?

>>35406570
Europe doesn't have a single timezone, mutt

>>35406592
It pretty much does after the krauts took over the continent and changed it all to Berlin time.

>>35406661
Sounds like an interesting kakera.

>>35406570
No, he is in a different timezone from me and I'm in a better part of Europe.
He is personally idenitifable. That is all. He shouldn't be but he is.

>>35406729
Finland?

>>35406488
don't you ever get tired of this?

>>35406978
Tired of what

>>35407067
being a faggot

>>35407186
I am not a faggot

>>35407195
yes you are

>>35407204
[red]No[/red].

>>35407223
[red]You are a faggot.[/red]

>>35407241
I already denied it in red. Fuck off. I am not playing with you anymore, you are an idiot and unfunny.

Damn…I guess he did get tired after all.

>>35407259
[red]You are a faggot.[/red]
[gold]You are a faggot.[/gold]
[blue]You are a faggot.[/blue]
[purple]You are a faggot./[/purple]

Can't be a faggot if I'm fapping to lolis.

>>35407321
This time I'll say it in green.
>You're a pedo faggot.

>>35407349
Who are you quoting?

>>35407395
>leaves the pedo posts
Fuck off you're retarded and your opinion doesn't matter and no one cares you're hiding posts.

>>35407395
I don't have stubs so it's even better

>>35407395
How come your filter got the "faggot" bit too?

>>35407356
ur mom

>>35407362
Do this cat like eating cake?

Does this cat*

Don't do cats, kids.

>>35407469
Fuck

cute!

>>35407542
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=maekawa_suu

>>35407561
Cute!

>>35407561
I like his art.

>>35407561
Based, thanks anon!

>>35407458
>>35407469
Yes.

>>35407632
It's a very nice artstyle, I agree. Lots of cute art too.

Is this a cat thread?

>>35407738
Yes, but only flat cats allowed.

>>35407630
I'm scared of this Rika.

I can't explain why, but looking at that expression of hers I'm confident there's only one thing she's going to do: Sounding. It's a weird premonition, almost like a suppressed memory.
Have I been violated in a different fragment?

You all bitches

Imagine trying to study when your boobs take 1/3 of the dormroom table and your dumb cat takes the other 5/3.

>>35399439

Bern is literally Rika and Lambdadelta is literally Satoko.

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A CERTAIN WITCH OF CERTAINTY!!!!!

I kove iratianon

>>35407934
That's a good metaphor for Satoko's mind, why she had so much trouble studying at St. Lucia.

30% I hate my boobs, they get in the way and make flatties jealous
170% Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika Rika RIKA RIKA R̖̯̰I͍͙̹̩ͅK̺̘A̧͇̖̩̫ ̼̙͢͠R̸̪̻I̩̞͈͚̠̱Ķ̫̱̻A̶̢͇̗ ͈̠̫͚̖̱̘̹̝̤̖̤͟͞͠ ̸̘͓̺̪̀͢R̷̨͔̙̻͕̗̰͇̝̮͚̱̮͓̭̦̱̖͝I̧̹̞̠̤̻͢͞K͏̢̦̟̦͙͉̥̺̖͍͖̣̗̺̱A̘͉͍̗̯͟A̵̜̟͎̰͞A͏͏̬̱͓̼̯̰͍̳̠͟

La panocha peluda de Maricarmen!

Hanyuu is literally my meat hole slave

>>35407985
Would Lambda blush at K1? Nah

>>35408246
Stop vandalizing art.

>>35408246
Dude, just link to the original. Nobody likes seeing this censored shit and struggling for hours to find the original before the autistic artist takes it down.

If this board is cucked and doesn't allow nipples or pussies to be shown, just don't play by the rules. Don't take the time to corrupt a piece of art so you can post it on this shithole. What's the point?

>>35399439
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/90824389

>>35408415
He put the full doujinshi out on pixiv?
Oh my. Oh my my my.

>

Just kissed Lambda.

>>35408356
Goddamn it dude, do you ever shut up?

Just kissed Lambda's left nipple

Getting banned by posting uncensored R07 art has a long tradition as a rite of passage.
But does that apply to fanart?

>>35408356
Your seething reactions is good enough reason to not post the original, it's funny.

>>35408415
based shion

>>35408415
What's the story about?

I'll be honest, I have fun with you guys around

>>35408699
Me too, most of the time. Some of you might be a bit autistic but you are alright, still.

Would you rather hang out with Mion and Rena or with Koshka and Lilja?

>>35408645
3 separate theories on how their tragedy at St Lucia could have been avoided.

>>35408829
I don't get the glasses one but they're cute so it's okay

I like how the Eua stealing Keiichi theory has slowly been gaining traction.

>>35408815
I love Rena but I think it'd be fun to hang around those two fucking nerds

AUAU BRING ME KEIICHI KUN NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>35408879
based and canon

>>35408911
cute whore

I love Eua1

>>35408955
What about Eua2?

Wait. She's like a goddess, couldn't she just bring Keiichi in and Tohya the living fuck out of him? Milk him completely dry? Put him in a wheelchair? It's hopeless Keiichi. Those testicles are going to be obliterated and there's nothing a simple human like you can do.

>>35408645
The third story is my favorite.
Shion saves the day by doing the obvious--telling them how shit Lucia is, there's a literal fucking basement jail in there, it would be unhappy future for the two, etc. She goes, explaining St. Lucia isn't the only option to satisfy Rika's wanderlust. She gets a part-time job to buy a car and takes SatoRika on a sightseeing road trip across Japan.

>>35408979
Exactly

>>35408985
>She goes,
She goes on,*

Satoko tulpa 70% complete

>>35408056
Everyone but Rika has Satoko syndrome, but only Satoko has Rika syndrome. What a cursed existence.

>>35408979
Yes.

>>35408911
I like this

>i want to fuck a retarded loli
>i want to fuck an old hag
There's no in between

>>35408911
Not bad for a traced animation, but should have drawn the horns more distant from the back of her head. Still looks too much like Hanyuu's.

>>35408985
Agreed.

>>35409099
fucking the retarded old loli-hag Rika-chama...

>>35408985
That's so cute, i hope it gets translated.

>>35409024
I love them...

>>35409118
I hope so too.
Otherwise I have to do it myself.

>>35408979
In the timeless world between fragments Keiichi's dick is being completly smothered by Eua right now

>>35408415
Based Nee-Nee, always doing the right thing.
I miss Shionbros...

>>35409063
The whole village has Rika syndrome.

Official art.

>>35409180
The sea of cock and ball torture, it's red instead of purple or yellow

>>35409208
The whole wtc fandom has Rika syndrome.

>>35409227
That's my wife (female)!

>>35409250
Hell no. Get that annoying meeper away from me.

>>35409193
shion va in gou was really good. the was she spits out the line where she says "you don't know how serious i am about this" in ep11 is a world better from how it was in meakashi

>>35409263
Stop being tsundere.

Satoko tulpa deletion 80% complete.

>>35409274
desu I just really like Shion desu, I don't remember what she did in which episode.

Talking of canon pairings, it's almost sad how little people care for George and Shannon together. One of the more important romances in the story, and yet the pairing gets less art than even Battler with Shannon. Poor George.

>>35409254
Beatrice(magic/meta) is female. Yasu(reality) is intersex (at the very least Yasu has XY chromosomes.)

>>35409367
Umineko readers prefer to self-insert as the retarded shounen MC rather than the nerd who accurately reflects their truth selves

wow

Bros I started ignoring my satoko tulpa, and now I always feel like someone is watching me. How do I get rid of her, it's starting to freak me out.

>>35409367
Many people love their relationship, as it's the most romantic one in all of wtc.
There's just really no need to bring it up constantly so of course we won't have that much discussion about it.

>>35409403
JOJIBROS NOOOO

I only made the original Satulpaoko post. I'm glad others follow in my footsteps.

>>35409367
I like it, they're cute together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XcH5N21XjY

>>35409407
Create a L5 Shion tulpa and let her take care of it

>>35409100
I want to headpat Eua san

>>35409403
aw

>>35409546
*worried boner*

Shitposting aside, you should really seriously consider tulpamancy if you're a friendless loser and/or are planning suicide. The process will make you understand Beato's thought process a lot better, for better and for worse. It's fun. Really fucking fun. Drugs can't give you this sort of fun.
But as a word of advice, DON'T TRY TO MAKE YOUR TULPA A CLONE OF A FICTIONAL CHARACTER. You will regret it if you do. Inspiration is fine. By that I mean describing your tulpa as having the likeness of Satoko is perfectly okay, but claiming your tulpa literally is Satoko makes you no better than the angry father that beats his son for not being a clone of himself. Don't expect to get a living phantasmal Satoko onahole out of that, only a vengeful creature that desires nothing more than to torture you and prevent you from dying. Just let your tulpa cosplay as Satoko and tell her to call you Nii-nii once you've gained her trust.
Tulpaposting is on-topic because of Umineko.

>>35409208
Syndrome of constantly killing her maybe, regardless of who made them that way.

>>35409576
Shut up, Vier.

>>35409576
Keep talking, epic Vier.

>>35409403
>still cosplaying even in a "good" fragment

That reminds me, I haven't seen epic bern or vier in quite a while.

>>35409403
FAKE AND GAY

>>35409625
how about MEOWPIC vier ?

>>35409625
Get real, anon.

>>35409403
Cute!

found her

>>35409403
Why is one of those boys wearing a girls uniform?

>>35409398
I self-insert as Ange.

>>35409593
Why hello there, 39590453. Enjoying your new body?
>>35409598
About wonderlands perhaps?
A side-quest one can undertake while creating a tulpa is the creation of a wonderland. Kind of like a happy place you can go to whenever you get sad or depressed. It's a place where your tulpa is real and can have sex with you.
Mine is a terrible place, with rivers of magma and metallic hands that protrude from the barren earth into the unreachable heavens. A truly terrifying place where life cannot exist, only machines, just like me! You should visit sometime.
Creating a wonderland is simple. Just follow the steps for tulpa creation, but instead of a person create a place. Because you can't assign a personality to a place, the process is far safer than making a tulpa. Just take note of the fact that if you haven't made a tulpa you'll be in your world all alone. That could worsen your depression and lead to an even swifter demise for you. And you wouldn't want that, right? So hurry up and make the blue-haired girl of your dreams a reality already.
This subject is also on-topic due to the existence of the Golden Land in Umineko. Pretty cringe from my point of view, but to each their own.

I insert my penis into Ange

>>35409687
Is this epic Jestress?

Posting in an epic thread.

>>35409722
No, it's epic vier.

I wish Vier was my girlfriend

>>35409546
I can't stop staring at this image

>>35409813
I stared at it for a couple of seconds, and now I stopped. What's the big deal?

>>35409824
>What's the big deal?
I don't know, I want to find out. It's mesmerising in a weird way for me

>>35409813
I looked at it for a second or two and found that to be sufficient.

>>35409398
>who accurately reflects their truth selves
Speak for yourself and Ryukishi loser.

>>35409539
But what if they fight and then decide they want to attack me instead?

>>35409398
>George
>Loser
Anon what the hell are you projecting about?

>>35409880
jackie chan tulpa

You have invented a device that will project a 07th Expansion tulpa into the heads of every single living human being. At this time, only thing remaining is to set the character and start the process.

Who do you give the honor? Will you guide humanity down the right path?

>>35409857
Whoa, spoken like a true shonen protagonist chad

>mfw I make an italianon like Tulsa
>he looks like a fucking hunchback sped kid who sounds like the stereotypical nerd you would see on TV (lisp).
I fucking knew it.

>>35409924
Hanyuu!

>>35409932
what

>>35409924
Lambdadelta

>>35409887
Explain in what way George isn’t a loser.
He died extremely young and it’s probable he was a fat shut in.

>>35409928
gonna cry??

>>35409924
Eva or Vier
If we allow posters from /07/th, then Maria or humiliationanon.

>>35409932
This is an accurate Tulpa

>>35409924
Sumire-chan

>>35409947
He had a girlfriend and a job, unlike you lmao

>>35409924
Yasu will now eternally plague the minds of all, bringing many to the brink of insanity. Only those with minds strong enough to understand will be able to continue on intact. All to guide humanity down... some path.

>>35409970
Bait. I see.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH8rWxGvprU
Mariatoriiche
Uuuuu

Someone has it unsampled? I could swear I saw it going around sometimes.

>>35409932
what a fuck mean?

>>35409970
Fat. Kek.

>>35410035
I am also fat....

>>35409947
I think the worse issue is that despite having the woman he'd been chasing for years at his side, despite intending to put the ring on her finger (and indeed likely doing so considering it's done in practically every fragment), he was still worried that she would be taken away by a guy neither of them had seen for years. He had an inferiority complex for a 12 year old, and I'd daresay that's much worse than being kinda tubby.

>>35410053
George had nothing….
Nothing ever worked for George.
Being George was suffering.

Everytime George showed off he got utterly defeated. Also imagine him finding out he's banging a man lol

>>35410072
At least his mother loved him…

>>35410022
Not as bright as that probably because it was pictured but here you go

Jessica

>>35410094
Yes. And this led to Ange being humiliated.

>>35410097
Yes.

Umineko Gou will have a similar twist with the villain lookalike becoming the real villain. Meaning Jessica will take over as the person behind Beatrice. Jessitrice is real.

>>35410152
JESSICA!

>>35410095
Oh nice, thank you kind anon

Is George’s life the ultimate Shaggy dog story? He can’t even be humiliated because he’s dead.

>>35409576
>not making your tulpa a better version of your 6th Grade Loli Crush™

>>35410210
If he was miserable as a kid, too

The dream is getting a clean version of this. How is Natsuhi so lewd even in canon? Even when she's meant to be 'pure'?

>>35410217
You can do that

>>35409713
I barely have any visualization skills. Everything flickers and I can only retain any image for half a second.

George should've raped Jessica and blackmailed her with the video.

Batora....

>>35410241
You will never be a witch.
But that’s a good thing.

Sitting at a comfortable L3

>>35410241
Then keep trying. I believe in human potential, Anonymous. Humans alone have the power to imagine and to reach into the great beyond. After 100 days of training you mind to see an apple you will most certainly see it clearly. 100 more days and you will be tasting its juicy contents. A worthy endeavor to undertake for all apple-lovers.
Now I am aware of aphantasia, a truly horrific mental illness which deprives one of their most important asset. But since an image can appear in your head in the first place, I doubt you have it. Rejoice, 14201453! You are superior to at least 2% of the human population. Feel good now?

>>35410307
I'm imaginative as fuck, but I think more in concepts and narratives than images. The images take too much concentration to do anything else, it's like I'm constantly struggling to keep the image up.

>>35410322
I see the apple in vivid detail, it's as real as seeing one with my own eyes. But it keeps trying to vanish every fraction of a second and I have to keep re-visualizing it over and over again.

>>35410355
Could it be that you're trying to see with your eyes? That's no good. You must see with your mind.
When one interacts with their tulpa, they can see their tulpa and also the space behind her. This is because you can't fool the visual information taken in by your eyes without VR. So open your mind's eye and train yourself to superimpose its contents on top of the visual information gathered by your eyes. Along with image-training, meditation and learning about the composition of cameras in 3D graphics are also extremely useful for achieving such a state.

>>>/x/

>>35410440
Are you male or female

>>35410443
I'm male but the tulpa that made that post is female.