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353671 No.353671 [Reply] [Original]

ehhhhh? b-but I don't have that much!...

>> No.353680

what you don't have enough of is sage.

>> No.353690
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>>353680
An idiot like you wouldn't understand taxes..

>> No.353693

Then pay it with your body.

>> No.353698
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>>353693
wh..what do you mean?!

>> No.353707

>>353680
➈ I just copypasted your (9) since I can't do it otherwise and I'm too much of a lazy faggot to look it up on the net and type it with the numeric keyboard.

>> No.353730
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well on the other hand things aren't too bad...

>> No.353737

*squeeze*

>> No.353766

>>353737

*strangle*

>> No.353772

>>353698
Sell Hourai and Shanghai as sex dolls...

>> No.353775
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>>353737
b-but the software is bad...

>> No.353790
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>>353772
oh...

what's a sex doll?

>> No.353811

I'll do your taxes for you, Alice.

>> No.353831

>>353790
PERHAPS ONE COULD EXAMINE THE MEANINGS OF "SEX" AND "DOLL" TO DETERMINE THE ANSWER TO THIS CONUNDRUM.

>> No.353830
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>>353811
o...ok...

>> No.353841

>>353831
A doll with features of gender?

>> No.353851

>>353841
even though you're trying to joke, that IS an accurate description of a sex doll

>> No.353852

>>353830
DAMN IT WOMAN SHOW SOME SPINE! I AM TIRED OF THAT STUTTER!

>> No.353864
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>>353671
>>353698
>>353730
>>353775
>>353790
>>353830

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>>353852

I-I-I-I'm sorry...

>> No.353874

>>353852
Yes, Alice, it would be good to be unreasonably angry with us once in a while.

>> No.353885

>>353870
STOP CRYING OR I GIVE YOU SOME THING TO CRY ABOUT!

>> No.353888

ITT Alice becomes a hopeless doormat

>> No.353891

>>353870
Come on, at least slap us in the face once in a while.

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>>353874
>>353885
>>353888
W..well can't we just do the taxes?..

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>>353888
When hasn't she been a doormat?

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>>353870
Alice, You're fired.

>> No.353910
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>>353900
SPIKE DIIIIIIIIIIIIES!

>> No.353918

>>353900
No. Get mad at me! Destroy me with your danmaku!

>> No.353924

I AM ATTRACTED TO ANGRY WOMEN, BE A BITCH SOMETIMES, DAMNIT

>> No.353933
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>>353924
>>353888
>>353918
B-but I love Anonymous!...

A-a-a-and if I got mad I would lose the game!...

>> No.353936

>>353924
Oh ho, a masochist?

>> No.353939

>>353935
...

I-is that really what you want?...

>> No.353942

>>353935

This is getting interesting

>> No.353935

>>353933
But you're angry BECAUSE you love Anonymous! GO ON, SHOOT ME!

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>>353935
...

I-is that really what you want?...

>> No.353952

>>353945
Only because it's you, Alice. Come on, do your worst!

>> No.353954

>>353945
Stop. Fucking. Stuttering.

>> No.353957

>>353945
HIT ME WOMAN

>> No.353958

BRACE FOR IMPACT

>> No.353959
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Possible outcome:

>> No.353960
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>>353952
Um... then do you promise to do my taxes?...

>> No.353964

>>353960
Yes! Now get on with it!!

>> No.353970

>>353960
DO IT MAGGOT

>> No.353975

>>353960
YES YES GOD YES

>> No.353981

What is it with anon and Alice anyway? Of all the gals in gensokyo why her?

>> No.353980
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>>353964
sHanGHai... HiT HiM

>> No.353985

>>353980
EVERY BULLET I TAKE IS A SIGN OF MY LOVE, ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!

>> No.353994

>>353985
BULLET SIGN LOVE

>> No.353995
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>>353985
>>353970
>>353964

*shanghai: slap*

>> No.354005
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Alice, your persistent show of weakness makes me sick. I can barely hold back my rage whenever I see you walking down MY hallways to see Patchouli. Hell, I would rather clean up after Marisa's reckless show of intrusion than see your pathetic attempt at social interaction.

If I see you in my hallways ever again, I will make sure you die the most agonizing death.

>> No.354010
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>>354005
Is that a threat?

>> No.354015

>>354005
gb2/Hong Meiling/ Sakuya.

>> No.354017
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I..I'm sorry Anonymous... b-but I fight with love...

>> No.354020

>>353995
I want YOU to slap me across the face, Alice Maragtroid! ONLY YOU!

>> No.354021

>>354005
I think someone's trying to impress anonymous!

Move over Alice, Sakuya is moving in!

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>>354020
...

*walk walk walk*

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>>354020
*raises hand*

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>>354010
Oh ho, why on earth would you think such a thing. you think I, of all people, would make a threat?

Well perhaps I would, but I currently don't have any time to fuck around in Youkai Court.

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>>354046
w-well ok then...

>> No.354073

Oh, come on, Alice. Taxes can't be THAT hard for you. I mean, what the hell do you do all day anyways? It's not like you actually have a job.

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>>354020
*super passionate kiss!*

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>>354071

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>>354073
>>354020
*suddenly reaches back and dings Anonymous with the Grimoire*

>> No.354092

we need yandere alice. where are you, YandereAliceFag?

>> No.354104

That's good Alice. Hurt me more.

>> No.354105

>>354071
>>354090
Do it properly or I'll put my foot up your ass!

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>>354082
St..stop making fun of me!...I..I love you and all you do is ask me to hit you all the time... i-it hurts! N-now you have what you want! Do my taxes!

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>>354105
>>354104
N..no! You do those taxes!

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>>354005
>>354046
I'll make sure to keep an eye out for you, cleaning girl.

>> No.354159

Anonymous even fails at making an imaginary girl angry at him.

>> No.354161

>>354119
Fine! But I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight.

>> No.354172

YOU'RE ALL PATHETIC

>> No.354174

>>354159
Oh yeah?

HEY ALICE! I STOLE YOUR PRECIOUS THING!

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