/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I offer up this tale to my beloved witch, Beatrice

i exclusively use updated artwork because it's better

Dlanor!

Ange!

Sex with Bern!

Just imagine. She's bored and fed up with the last game she saw. She is drinking tea and suddenly desire attacks her.
"I guess I'll have to do that huh?".

She calls you, the only number she has on her agenda apart from Lambda. You arrive and soon as you put a foot on her residence she starts playing with you. She inmovilices you and starts inflicting you some bruises on your body and slaps your face. But she isn't turn'd on yet. She wants... other things.
She takes her clothes off. Her beautiful hair is camouflaged in the darkness of her room and her white skin is the only light that your eyes receive. You don't move. You're sitting on the edge of the bed. You can sense her smell and she starts approaching you. Her pink nipples are closer and closer to your mouth.
"Now -she says with a smug grin on her face. She definetily is aroused by now by the thought of the games she's going to play with you- give me some kisses where you know I like them".
You lick and kiss her nipples. Her breasts aren't that big, but they are soft and warm. Their shape is around your nose and your mouth.
Then, she commands you to start licking her neck. She starts to tremble once in a while. Then you go for her armpits and her belly.
"If you succed with you today's task I'll give you a big reward... I'll make your eyes be diamonds and we'll play hide and seek and when you finally find me I'll put you in cage filled with candys and will choke you with them. Then I'll revive you and will play with your thing until you cum, you'll cum for a hundred years, you will not been able to remember how life is without cumming".

Then she fixes you to the bed and mounts you. She bounces up and down. She holds back her moanings only to release them with more intensity. She chokes you as she strats throbbing more and more. She rises her butt as she is going to leave you but suddenly she puts you back in and starts hopping. She rubs her breasts and starts moving her waist in circles.
Once you cum, she makes her eat her ass and pussy until she can no longer stops screaming and can't give you anymore orders.

"How much time has passed? It doesn't matter, after all that child's game board has a logic error on going...We can be like this for an eternity."

beato is best wtc!

Anon's First.
[red]A copypasta gets less funny each time it's posted.[/red]

why are these threads made up entirely of disconnected posts
teppei was the protagonist of higurashi

>>35353996

>>35353494
Why does Ryukishi always make the protagonists such assholes?

AAAAAAAHHH MY SKIN IS MELTIIIIIIIING

I wrote a... thing. I'll post it tomorrow if I finish it. It's about Rika-chan in a bad situation.
It's not really a hornypost but not really anything else either. It's not good if you're squeamish. I don't know.

I hate Lilja's stupid smug face
Why the hell is this dumb equipment looking at me like that?

>>35354755
That's my beautiful girlfriend dude

Is the message of Higurashi is to not trust anyone?
Seems like as shown with Rena and Mion acting creepy.

>>35355057
finsh the vn before posting here or you'll be spoiled

>>35355165
Watch Higurashi Gou.

A strangely innocent-sounding Satoko asking Eua how babies are made because the prudish St. Lucia Academy only teaches abstinance-based sex education!

>>35355301
I thought she already watched all of Rika's fragments?

>>35355389
Rika never lived long enough to get pregnant from her "stress relief" sessions.

Shion is custom built for anal.

Help me on this one, fellow Crybros.
I wanna make a friend read Higurashi. Ideally I wanted him to read on VNDS like I did, it was stupidly easy on Android to just install that emulator, download the patched VN with ps2 sprites and READ.
Turns out, he only has an iOS phone available. I don't think VNDS will work there? Is there an equivalent easy way to just download and play Higu or Umi on iOS?

I also loved reading Umineko question arcs on VNDS, I can't be bothered to finish the answers on PC. So I can't imagine him wanting to use the PC.
GODDAMMIT ARMIN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BUY AN IOS PHONE, ALL THE USEFUL THINGS ARE ON ANDROID
There's YouTube playthroughs I guess, but it takes some of the fun not reading at you own pace, and constantly seeing how long each video is could be scary. I checked and Tomitake only dies 6 hours in, damn the VN is slow to start

>>35354990
Your girlfriend is stupid and you should break up with her

Getting close enough to Satoko to become her surrogate Nii-Nii! So close that she invites you over to her house and you take baths with her and sleep in her bed and stuff! It's not sexual or anything! Probably! Even though you're not blood-related! You're just close, okay!
Sleeping over at Satoko's place but telling your parents you're staying at a male friend's house! You don't know why you lied! But it's hard to tell the truth for some reason! She makes you dinner and excitedly tells you about her day at school but you have a hard time concentrating! It's because you feel like you might be in some kind of moral dilemma but can't put your finger on what it might me! Hey, Nii-Nii, are you listening?
Getting lost in thought trying to figure out what kind of relationship you have with Satoko while in the tub with her! Idly patting her head! Washing her back for her and helping her button up her pajamas because she's adorably clumsy when she's sleepy! You accidentally brush her bare chest under her pajama top and freeze for a second! You think you did something bad!What if she hates you now! But she just tells you to stop poking her in weird places and finish with the buttons because she wants to go to bed! It's fine, I guess!
Trying to come up with a good explanation for all of this the next morning after one of the club members finds you in bed with her after she tossed and turned and slipped halfway out of her pajamas during the night! It's not what it looks like! Really! There's nothing impure about your relationship with her! She gets scared at night and likes holding on to you! You wouldn't do that kind of thing to her! Not unless she asked! You probably shouldn't have said that last part! Oops!

>>35355564
Trying to not fap is useless... ABSOLUTELY USELESS!!!
UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH, SATOKOOOOOO I'M GONNA PUT MY HANDS ALL OVER YOUR BARE CHEST 1 HOUR BEFORE SLEEP TIME SO THERE'S NO EXCUSES TO STOP ME

END OF THE GOLDEN WITCH CHAPTER OF ERIKANTRICE LATEX MANIFESTO IS OUT
https://www.docdroid.net/lnzdHQc/erikantrice-manifesto-pdf#page=4

Remember to send your opinion , this is the only way ot improve my job also if you are a latex expert with advice i am here to hear that

Is 07th, dare I say it, dead?

>>35357073
It won't be in about a week

>>35355564
lambda wrote this

>>35357102
Why would Lamb write a fanfiction about herself?

>>35357090
It will get much worse

>>35354990
You've made a terrible mistake

>>35355564
This is a good Nii-nii. Satoko clearly feels safe and secure around him.
You better not betray that trust.

Sneaking glances down Satoko’s top while she’s distracted by headpats.

>>35358217
Why translate ○○-san as Keiichi-san?
So many possibilities for imagination, gone!

>>35358365
Shippingfags. KeiichixSatokofags are especially bad as compensation for clearly having lost the waifuwars.

>>35358365
Seems pretty obvious who it was supposed to be. The 〇〇 was just there for self-insert/faceless man purposes. I know it's presumptuous of me.

>>35358414
Keiichi x Satoko shippers never had any hopes for their ship to begin with. It's always been a toss-up between Rena and Mion. Doesn't stop me from enjoying a cute ship.

>>35358424
No... it's not that simple. It's not about self-inserts. It's not about shipping - I wish the kids would keep that shit out of here.

No, what you've done is you've ruined the quantum headpat. All the endless possible headpat superpositions collapsed into mere one. Why would you deny Satoko all those potential headpats. Cruel.

>>35358704
Fact: This artist is very much NOT a feetfag.

>>35358606
Would she even want headpats from some random strangers? Especially if they'll also be looking at her breasts during it.
But if it bothers you that much then here's an alternate version.

>>35358855
It's physically impossible not to look at her delicious breasts

>>35358877
Well yeah, of course. Especially when they're left so defenseless like that. But the question is whether she'd be understanding of that fact.

>>35358855
Ah, but the situation is a complicated mystery.
Why is she not wearnig a bra? Does she want people to look?
Does she want to be treated like a mature lady? Does she know what that entails?
Does she really just want headpats? But can't be honest with herself?
The complex heart of an innocent maiden!

Are you prepared for tomorrow?

>>35358733
Better than official Ryukishi hands in quality

>>35357073
I pray for the day this happens.
This abomination of a general needs to sleep forever in the golden land.

>>35358986
You raise a good point. There are several possible interpretations out there.
Maybe she simply hasn't started wearing bras yet. She could be waiting for Rika to grow a bit more so that they can shop for them together. Or maybe she neglected to wear one that day due to the heat, fearing that dainty garment would get tarnished in such weather. frequent observations as to when/if she normally wears them are necessary in order to check the viability of such possibilities. Same goes for any habit of leaving her shirt unbuttoned. Is it a careless mistake, or something she'd never be unaware of?

It's important to understand her motives. And most of all, you must consider how to act should it turn out to be an intentional display.

>>35359063
That will be the day humiliation and hornyposting no longer exist. A tragic day for humanity.

Please....

>>35359433
Yes, anon?

>>35359520
I need a hug from Satoko

Hugging Satoko in the sea of fragments and never letting go while Eua laughs her ass off

Fucking AO3. Spotted a new Yasu/Battler story without tags about gender, open it up and
>internalized transphobia
And of course the author's note is full of stupid mashed keyboard nonsense because teenage girls for some reason love that sort of thing. Fuck's sake. Is it really so hard to tag your shit properly so I don't have to open up your story just to find out you can't interpret Yasu correctly?

I need to taste satoko's c

>>35359712
Having Satoko cook for you must be wonderful.

>>35359753
I would love to cook together with her

>>35359753
Yeah, I just want this

>>35359213
Working up the courage to do something so bold only to have it go unnoticed would be a devastating blow to a young girl's self-esteem. It's a Nii-Nii-'s dute to reassure her of her charms. Though you can't make any overt acknowledgments either without greatly embarrassing her. The best course would be to make some subtle yet noticeable looks here and there, letting her think you hadn't caught on and were drawn to the sight instinctively.

>>35359731
Freedom from Teppei's abuse. A new Nii-nii. A new, happy chapter in her life.

That's what these clothes symbolize.

>>35359815
>letting her think you hadn't caught on and were drawn to the sight instinctively.
But I was drawn to the sight instinctively...

>>35355561
>I also loved reading Umineko question arcs on VNDS, I can't be bothered to finish the answers on PC. So I can't imagine him wanting to use the PC
Is this bait or genuinely retarded? You didn't even finish the VN and you want him to read it? How about you both finish it on PC?

Haha!
It would be funny if something happened in Satoko's new chapter in life!

>>35359958

>>35359876
Then that's perfect. A genuine reaction comes more naturally after all.
Satoko herself would be conflicted, unsure of just what sort of reaction she'd been hoping for. Feeling fulfilled at having her charms acknowledged, but also apprehensive about being looked at with such eyes. Minimizing the latter feeling would be the biggest obstacle for you in order to best reassure her.

>>35359958
Nothing bad will happen. She'll just arrive home and give her new Nii-nii a present for all the trouble he went through to ensure her safety.

>>35359987
It was all a plot to erase him, and the club members were in on the conspiracy

>>35359958

I love my wife Mion(Shion)!
Hot tomboys and cute yanderes a best!

>>35359981
This is all too complicated. Pat, pat.

I don't usually self insert but sometimes I really do wish I would be Keiichi and have a cute Sonozaki wife.

>>35355564
Love this post.
Imagine coming home in the rain together after a sudden downpour caught you on the way back from grocery shopping. Setting down your bags before heading straight to the bath to warm up, not worrying about taking turns as you both enter the changing room together. Even after getting so much closer, you still felt a bit nervous changing together, unable to stop your gaze from occasionally shifting to the side to watch the small blonde peel off her soaking wet clothes. You didn't let yourself get too excited at the sight. You were her Nii-nii after all. But even still you felt a tingle deep within, which only grew more pronounced when she'd ask for help pulling off her tight blue denim shorts

>>35360396
This dumb brat is too incompetent to wear her pants properly lmao

>>35360518
How rude. She's simply not one to waste money on needless purchases. And given how rapidly her body is developing, this sometimes means wearing clothes that have stopped fitting her simply because it'd be a waste to throw them out.

>>35360518
I know right! She can't even wear a swimsuit properly. What an adorable dumb little rascal.

>>35360604
One of these days those shoulder slips are going to lead to something glorious

One day to Satoko birthday

>>35360726
Feels like it's come already in this thread. Makes me wonder what it'll be like tomorrow.

>>35360742
Either very sweet or very horny. Likely both.

GUYS THE NEW CHAPTER OF LATEX MANIFESTO IS OUT

READ IT

>>35360742
May it be a good day for everyone.

>>35355564

>>35355389
Satoko didn't really understand Rika's and Keiichi's naked wrestling sessions at night.

It's starting.
https://twitter.com/higu_anime/status/1407715068041699330

Happy birthday, Satoko!!

>>35353494
It's Satoko's birthday in Japan and everyone's drawing her today.

Birthday cake for Satoko!

As always, Anpuraya delivers the healing.

Happy birthday to Lucia Satoko too.

It is now officially Satoko time. 24 hours of Satoko! Happy birthday to Satoko!

Oops, sorry about that one.

>>35362648
cunny..

There's A LOT of birthday art that aren't just congratulations

>>35362512
The reflection of the light looks like something else

>>35362708
Wait... that's not...

>>35362708
Her eye being closed doesn't help.

>>35362708
It's love for Satoko-chan!

My satoko folder is growing and growing and growing and growing and growing and growing

Happy... Birthday? Well that's one way to do this.

>>35362833

So many artists of varying skill levels, not just the usual suspects, coming out of the woodwork all of a sudden to post happy Satokos. It's wonderful.

>>35362936

Ronove-anon is going to be busy.

>>35362936
lol

>>35363065
I love this timeless tegaki masterpiece.

Satoko would be 50 today.

>>35362988
I'll try to keep things up to date tomorrow. It's a fairly automated process, I only have to clean up a little.

Ohohoho, happy birthday.

Alright, I figured it out! The cycle of /07/th threads goes like this:
1. dead hours (Euros wake up)
2. Satoko spam
3. sperging commences (Americans wake up)
4. sperging subsides (Americans go to sleep), go to step 1.

>>35362337
Hahh, all that in just one hour...

Alright, I figured it out! The cycle of /07/th threads goes like this:
1. dead hours (Euros wake up)
2. high quality discussion
3. sperging commences (Americans wake up)
4. sperging subsides (Americans go to sleep), go to step 1.
This observation was possible for me, anonymous. What do you think lads and ladies?

ZETTAI NI

>>35363305
If it was 'high quality discussion', there'd be more Erika. As it is, it is 'good quality discussion'.

So this general is either dead or spammed to death with Satoko huh? How fucking pathetic.

>>35363369
We had a lot of good Erika posters a while back before the sperg appeared, I refuse to believe they're gone for good.

>>35363388
I'm not posting because of the endless Satoko spam. When threads move this fast you usually get less quality responses.

>>35363388
You can't think of any reason at all why there would be tons of Satoko spam today?

>>35363405
>Satoko: Broccoliii
>Eua: Child of man, that's cauliflower..

>>35363421
Is it because Satoko Satoko Satoko?

>>35363271
>>35363388
>l-look guys! This satoko spam is totally annoying and happens all the time, right? Haha these Satokofags *posts satoko image*
Pathetic falseflagger.

>>35363388
It's Satoko's birthday.

>>35363429
Get your eyes checked.

Cicada cry picture book.

>>35363421
There wasn't any Ange spam on her special day. In fact, people actually started saying it was Hanyuu's birthday! What did Ange do to deserve this? Completely unfair. Also Takano didn't really get spammed either for her birthday but that's neither here nor there.

>>35363450
I don't know who ange is

Imagine if all WTCs got as much love on their birthdays.

>>35363431
I don't remember this happening last year or the year before that.

>>35363462
Crazy, it's almost like a Satoko-focused anime came out in between in her last birthday and this one.

I think Satoko deserves it since she's the main character of Higurashi

>>35363429
You replied to two different posters.

It's fucking unfair. Many characters' birthday has passed and nobody even gave a shit. Of course Satoko would get more posts dedicated to her, as the sperg pointed out in his classic ironic autistic way, but Takano got what? 5 posts?

>>35363471
more like, it's almost like you fags weren't around back then. if you want to celebrate Satoko's birthday why don't you write something? draw something yourself? compile a bunch of images into a mega and post that as a present?

the answer is that you're a low-effort trashposter.

>>35363504
>>35363471
I wish you both died already, every post you make is a blemish on humanity.

If you people have time to bitch about Satoko getting posts on her birthday, you had time to post on other character's birthdays. I didn't miss out on Takano or Enje.

>>35363437
Get your brain checked.

>>35363501
Takano barely got any birthday art, and when you post it, people just say she looks retarded.
Being Miyo is suffering.

>>35363528
Neither did I, so I get the right to complain about people taking MY Ange's birthday and saying it was that goat's! I can't believe you people! I may have also reminded everyone Ange got cancer in that thread. Whoops.

Satoko in dieser Weise als Mittel zur modernen Kriegsführung zu nutzen sollte als Regelverstoß geahndet werden können.

>>35363618
Uoh... Satoko's massive breasts...

>>35363651
war on what, though

>>35363596
At least Takano murdered the whole village multiple times and shot Satoko in the fucking head like she deserved.

>>35363665
He's German, he's always at war

>>35363668
>in the fucking head
Anon, she just has a regular head.

>>35363618
Milky paizuri princess Satoko-chan

>>35363684
I will give you 3/10, best I can.

why was shartler afraid of planes again

>>35363471
>>35363504
holy kek

>>35363684
That's one and the same in Satoko's case.

>>35363651
Satoko ist das süßeste Mädchen der Welt. Jeder Faden auf /a/ und /jp/ sollte zu mindestens 34% aus Satoko bestehen. Rika kriegt höchstens 6% weil sie ne dumme Schlampe ist und es nicht besser verdient.

>>35363450
Because Enjebros aren't a bunch of raging faggots spamming for attention. You don't have to spam your waifu to show your care, we're better than that.

>>35363599
>I may have also reminded everyone Ange got cancer in that thread
[gold]No she didn't.[/gold]

>>35363651
Same could be said of loveless posting general, no matter what they're using to channel their anger.

This is an american imageboard.

>>35363756
Gonna cry??

>>35363659
>>35363690
As expected of aoi manabu!

can satoko operate a leopard 2a6?

>>35363716
Ich hoffe dieser Post wurde mit deepl übersetzt, denn solch eine schreckliche Meinung kann niemals von einem Deutschen kommen.

>>35363765
Certainly in the St.Gloriana fragment.

>>35363768
Ich wette du bist so ein dürrer Biodeutscher der so aussieht wie die Jungfrau im "Chad vs Jungfrau" Meme. Es überrascht mir gar nicht, dass du Dünnpfiff-Rika magst.

Fucking german jews go back to the gas chambers.

Shut the fuck up krauts

Hey guys I need the image with sound of Battler having his penis sucked by Jessica

>>35363843
Cool.

>>35363850
Give it to me

>>35363816
>Es überrascht mir gar nicht
Let's just continue this in english, seeing as you're INCAPABLE of writing proper german sentences anyway.

>>35363768
You would seriously think there are no shitposters in «country X»?

>>35363858
And why would I ever do that?

انا اكره ساتوكو

>>35363843
Have you tried looking for it on warosu?

>>35363869
my cock would penetrate erika FOREVER

Mixed bathing with the game club!

>>35363893
مارس تمارين الضغط

can rika fly a mig 15?

Hey guys does anyone have that picture of Battler as a potato with a text excerpt from War and Piece?

>>35363894
I didn't think that would work but it actually did. Thank you homeslice.

>>35363943
تبا لك لا تقل لي ماذا افعل

>>35363964
Rika can't even ride a bicycle without steering into traffic. What makes you think she can fly an airplane?

>>35363599
Would it help you forget your own cancer if Ange also had it, anon?

>>35363973
Still wish Jessica made some noises in this one too...

>>35363981
اقتل نفسك

>>35364002
السيدات اولا

Aw, onuma kuma just reposted this for Satoko's birthday pic.

>>35363765
>>35363964
why does satoko get a modern MBT but rika only gets a shitty cold war jet without even missiles?

بطل من الوقت

>>35364008
حسنًا ، تفضل إذن

>>35364032
ههههههه انا اركع

>>35364074
>ههههههه
Kinda looks like a centipede.

Anyone got more of these?

>>35363995
Did you read the EP8 '????' at all? It's within the first 5 minutes of text, anon.

>>35364018
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>35364124

> اbackwards text

>>35364127
I haven't read anything Umineko related and I never will.

>>35364113
hahahahaha
ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه

>>35364157
that's centitoko

>>35364127
>implying most anons can remember anything beyond the small bombs meme
He probably read the manga and never bothered to read up on the lore.

>>35364087
Ah, found the full version. Artists just posting cropped versions of their old art, what a shame.

>>35364127
Not him.
She got surgery, didn't she?
Even then, she got the disease in her 50's so she lived long enough if you consider she was an Ushiromiya.
Was the kind of cancer she had stated? I don't remember.

>>35363859
keks, scheißpfoster absolut exposiert!

>>35363271
So euro hours are only decent hours then.

>>35364219
Prostate cancer.
It’s confirmed in red.

>>35364254
Come on, anon. Please.

>>35355561
I read ep 1&2 on the vita; pretty fun but I could only use SD so it was kinda blurry

>>35364264
Ange was a confused crossdressing male the whole time. This is obvious.
This is why she got bullied in school.
This is why she stayed single her whole life.
This is why Battler pretended to have amnesia and avoid her until she was dying.
It’s also plot symmetry to compare the final golden witch Ange to the legendary gender confused witch Beatrice.
It’s like you didn’t even understand the main themes of Umineko.

>>35364357
I don't think I deserve these replies.

I finished Umineko and thinking about reading Ciconia, should I finish Higurashi first? And before retards hate, I got spoiled on practically everything but I’m looking forward to the horror/OST

>>35364390
>OST
I would lower my expectations a bit.

>I don't think I deserve replies informing me about the canonical ending of Umineko.
What did he mean by this?

Who is this greentexting newfag quoting all the time lol

Who the fuck are you lmao

>>35364393
Cope.
>>35364390
>should I finish Higurashi first?
Depends on where you're at. If you already know what'll anyways happen and only one or two chapters are left, just read Ciconia first. It's not too long.

Θέλουμε πόλεμο, και αυτό είναι γεγονός!
Μιλάω για μια γενιά που δοκιμάζει την τύχη της αλλιώς.....κάπως αλλιώς....

>>35364368
Look at this man.

>>35364458
I only read ep 1 but I know the culprit and other stuff as well

>>35364492
Please don't look at me.

>>35364498
Manly

>>35364508
I am horribly disfigured.

>>35364494
Then just read Ciconia instead.
But be aware that light spoilers like these don't change the fact that Higurashi is an amazing tale. You won't stop enjoying the characters and their bouts, fights and struggles just because you know what's going on behind the scenes.

>>35364219
It's stated she had the initial stages of cancer, but not exactly which. At the same time though, people are already mourning her as if her fate is sealed:
>Some people lamented, saying that if only she had been 20, even 10 years younger, ...she might have left her mark in history as one of the greatest authors in the 21st century.
I can see an Ushiromiya lingering until their goal in life is completed, and I'd say Ange pretty much fulfilled one of those goals at the end by letting Battler rest. However, she does say she doesn't think her other goal is completed.
>If, by writing even one more book, I can teach just one more child how to find happiness...
>Then I will spend the rest of my life writing every book, every page that I can.
>...Because I still haven't fully conveyed the precious teachings I was given...
If that's the case she might just power through it until she thinks she's properly written down all the things she learned over Umineko. Eventually though she's gonna keel over, and Eva didn't exactly get to do all she wanted to do either, I imagine.

Can we just go back to posting BUTTS again?

I can't believe Ange died as an unmarried spinster.

>>35364610

>>35364610

>>35364610
sure

>>35364650
Someone stop this sexual predator.

When in doubt, hornypost.

>>35364683
Is this real

>>35364719
Bernkastel watched this.

>>35364730
It doesn't get any more real than this.

>>35364579
Fair enough then

>>35364739
prolly felt it too

>>35364709
It's too late, nobody can stop her.

>>35364809
Can we get an interaction between these two? Thanks Ryukishi.

Are there any fans of 2hu ITT?

>>35364818
Closest thing is the first chapter of Minagoroshi manga

>>35364818
Gou Rika and Umi Bern?
I don't know about that but you might get some kind of Rikastel shenanigans a la Saikoroshi in Sotsu.

>>35364845
I rather dislike how the manga, the vn and the anime handled that scene differently.
>>35364850
>Gou Rika and Umi Bern?
Yes. It wouldn't really make sense, but...

>>35364719
I mean seriously.
That window won’t even be clean when she’s finished.
I see no point in this.

>>35363618
I wish i was that Rika doll

>>35364818
That would be fun....

>>35365049
ASS TO ASS I want to see it so much

>>35365049

Satoko satoko satoko
Satoko!!!
Satoko?

>>35365049
MEEP

>>35365049
Bern butt is underappreciated.

There's a few stragglers.

>>35365083
Wait a sec...
How did she steal the tail?

>>35365268
Violent dismemberment.

>>35365268
It’s always just been cosplay.

OVA where Gou Rika meets Umi Bern and DEEN Satoko meets Lambda.

>>35364683
imagine the smell of that digested liquified curry

>>35365299
But then... how does the tail attach?

>>35365317
There are many options.

>>35364683
Large buttocks

>>35365317
*squelch*

>>35365240
Pretty sure there will be a few more coming throughout the day. Not everyone is up and posting their stuff right after midnight.

Here's a few hilarious faces.

>>35365372
Whoops, meant to post this one

Wouldn't it be funny if the Satoko-loving anons' hard-drives all died NOW, forever losing the art they painstakingly collected?
you have them uploaded elsewhere I guess, but I just wanted to make a complete abhorrent post

This is Satok. She's had a hard life.
Please say something nice about her!

>>35365422
It's okay, Satok! Rik will be your friend!

>>35365422
>>35365444
I hate these things

>>35365465

I think I might have a crush on Satoko.

>>35365547
You are a pedophile.

>>35365444
rikk...!

>>35365508
Sorry. I find them cute and funny. No ill will intended.

>>35365613
Those specific images?

>>35364821
on /jp/? doubt it

>>35365642
But /jp/ was made for 2hu y'know?

>>35365600
HIDEOUS GREMLIN

>>35365625
Well, I don't particularly like the Passione anime's QUALITY Rika moments.

But can you honestly look at >>35365390 without smiling? It's funny! And kinda endearingly cute, don't you think? I'm not so insecure that I can't enjoy goofy or unflattering Satoko faces.

>>35365791
Nightmare fuel

>>35365791
I usually don't think psychotic serial murderers are cute, sorry.
I am one of the few guys who wouldn't want a yandere gf either.

>>35365550
Anon she's 120 years old.

>>35365547
That's what I thought 15 years ago.

AAAAAAA I DON'T WANT TO BECOME A YANDERE WITCH TASUKETE NII NII

>>35365753
you're so stupid

>>35365825
Depends on how strong the "yan" is

>>35365825
You can't just say that while posting Rena.

エロだ…

>>35365905
You wouldn't know since you're new, but it's true.

>>35365905
>>35365975
I can't even tell which one of you is operating on more layers of irony.

Ange is a man

>>35365945
I can and I will as Rena is not a yandere.

Why does this general move so fast? Is Ryukishi's work really that exciting?

>>35366074
Yes.

>>35366074
Ayo I'mma not gonna spoonfeed you senpai.

>>35366074
Some posters post a lot.
God I hate New Satoko.

>>35366106
Wut

>>35366074
At least get a new IP if you're pretending to just enter the thread.

Things have accelerated in recent months because of the new anime. We normally move at a comfy pace.

>>35366074
I found this place because it was the only place where I could discuss Umineko, /v/ was not an option since I don't browse that board. Higurashi is trash but I have to admit Gou is what forced me to start reading Higurashi already before then reading Umineko, the best thing Ryukishi has made.

Beatrice was a man

Bernkastel was a Rika

Rika was a cat

Hanyuu had sex. She literally had a penis inside of her.

>>35366195
And she will again!

Featherine was a Hanyuu

>>35366207
Whose?

>>35363893
>>35363981
>>35364002
>>35364008
>>35364027
>>35364032
>>35364074
Go back to /int/ you filthy turks

>>35366220
(You)rs! Prepare yourself anon!

>>35365397
I have a backup on a different hard drive and I have it uploaded somewhere too. You think I'm unprepared?

>>35366231
kek is that a monika from doki doki literature club reference?

I want to grab her horns and irrumatio, puff

I can't believe it.
Featherine has literally had sex. She literally, physically had a man penetrate her.
I can't believe this.

Hanyuu was useless
Still is

>>35366231
Sorry Hanyuu, I'm celibate.

>>35366256
Where was that ever mentioned?
Featherine didn't even fuck Tohya.

>>35366256
>had a man penetrate her.
At least it wasn't a child of man

>>35366274
If Hanyuu had sex and Featherine is Hanyuu then it follows that Featherine had sex.

>>35366294
Hanyuu isn't Featherine...

>>35366274
She probably did though.
They were together for a long time.

>>35366302
Featherine was hanyuu

Would you adopt Satoko if you had to clean her chamber pot?

>>35366308
No...

>>35366317
If I can't provide anything better than a chamber pot for her I have no business adopting her.

Okonogi was Okonogi and also Okonogi

>>35366319
Yes this is really true.
Featherine was Hanyuu

>>35366322
No... it can't be...

>>35366333
Show me the exact screenshot where the connection was confirmed.
>inb4 "obvious references"
No way fag, Umineko is filled with subtle references and red herrings like that.

>>35366274
She only said they weren't married. They've been living together for decades doing nothing but writing, there's no way they didn't fuck at least once.