/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35341224
AAAHHH I CAN'T BEAT THE SNUSSY

Daily reminder I love my wisp wife

>>35341224
I thought if I went for a run at 7 in the morning it wouldn't be too hot. I got back at 8:26 and it was already 32 degrees Celsius.
Lizard girls and Salamanders are faster than ever but I can't take it. Post such creatures.

>>35341224
Praise the snek

I want an elf. Just an elf. Is this possible?

>>35341311
Ok

Here is some lovely chunni vamp for you.

Summer heat is decent

>>35341324
Why would you do that? Just cut a woman's hair?

>>35341362
This like a Van Helsing cosplay?

>>35341397
Shorter hair is cute on sporty girls

>>35341382
More flagmander when?

Shagrat and Gorbag have caught you. What do?

>>35341516
Break the chief into a mere sow.

>>35341516
Impregnate all of the orcs.

>>35341516
Laugh at them for having dumb names

fumo

Reminder that all pussy is best pussy. Except lilim pussy. That's just as bad as human pussy.

>>35341322
Sorry sir, elf doesn't exist. You can have elf flavoured dark mage, elf flavoured wight, elf flavoured vampire, elf flavoured cursed sword, elf flavoured living armour, or even elf favoured parasite slime, but unfortunately, plain elf hasn't been in production for a number of years now.

>>35341810
who made her?

>>35342022
me

>>35342072
nice

>>35341516
Aren't those characters from an Spacebattles MGE fic?

>>35341291
there is no antidote for snake pussy

>>35342285
Except more snake pussy

>>35341322
That's not an elf.

guys have you seen how pretty monstergirls are
why are they so beautiful
goddamn like look at how pretty they are
I need to marry a monstergirl

>>35342285
i want an ohoho lamia so i can stick my finger in her butt

>>35341322
The bridge princess is gonna kill you for saying that.

I want to feed an elf wight's ego.

>>35342225
I don't know about the art, but the names are from Lord of the Rings.

Do you think each race has different versions of "modesty?"

>>35343109
I think scubbi would think covering up is weird. Maybe Wendigos only take off their coats for their husbands?

Happy face. Happy dog!

Haha imagine how dumb must it be to lose to tailpussy. I'm glad that I'll never lose to tailpussy

Is there a regular eromanga magazine for monster girls/monmusumes? Girls For M that seems to occasionally have monster girl stuff but I haven't managed to find anything like a dedicated monthly magazine just for monster girls.

Strong sneks

>>35343354
Strong sneks

What would they do to an apprentice Kiki who prematurely bailed on the maid academy and got married after falsifying her maid license?

>>35343542
Recognizing qualification acquired through work-based learning.

>Swoops down
>Grabs and carries you off
>Grabbed in such a way that you're face-to-face with her wet pussy the whole flight back to the aerie

>>35343576
It's a bit early for her to get her license though.

>>35343890
It's one of those kiddie diplomas for cleaning your room.

>>35344179
>Yay! I'm going to clean our bedroom even better, mastah!

>>35342490

>>35341322
>>35342467
It's cave Alice

>>35344402
She's too young to be on the interwebz unsupervised.

Spoopy

>>35343890
>>35344218
a hard working maid deserves head pats and something from the treat tin

>>35343828
So can I start to eat her out right away or do I have to wait until we're at her home?

what are the various monster generals CO powers?

>>35344647
well anon the real question is do you think you can survive a 100 feet drop?

>>35344715
Eh, she'll probably catch me. That or her single sister will take up the slack.

>>35344496
Spoopy Doo.

>>35344694
the gremlin general is fairly obvious;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd3241fSRos

>>35342512
Oh yeah?

>>35343828
Would make for an awkward time, having that thing in my face. I've never found them that pleasing to look at.

I'm serious. I'm more into being INTO them, rather than looking at them.

how boned are you if your wife went yandere?

>>35344799
does that mean automatons are just better looking Jugger?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8mErMJNhlU

Which monster girls are the comfiest nibblers?

>>35345011
>does that mean automatons are just better looking Jugger?
are you implying that THIS isn't the pinnacle of robotic form anon?

>>35345086
mershark

>>35344694
nukis obviously get the power of money

what is the sexiest outfit for monster girls in your opinion?

>"You want me to join your party to fight the monsters and venture to the Royal Makai and defeat the Demon Lord? You're going to have to make it worth my while though. My starting price is sixty-thousand Trenni Silver

hey, i found a faggot

>>35344450
It's too late.
She learned about ordering groceries online.

>>35344694
>>35345181
>Sasha is now a Danuki, though Colin is still the same rich shota brother
>both have the power of Demon Realm Sterling

>>35345303
He really needs to just accept that he's gay and head over to /y/.

>>35345326
ME MONEY, ME BEAUTIFUL MONRY

>>35345208
Depends on the girl. One outfit may work perfectly for one species, but look silly on a different one.

>>35345089
>tfw no big round robo gf

Are MGE slimes like MM slimes in that their personality changes depending on what they eat? What would happen if a slime's primary food source was raging mushrooms?

>>35341224
...

>>35345376
hope you don't get smothered in your sleep

>>35345208
This one

>>35345436
she'll just roll right off

>In the next episode of Phantom Author's Show:

>>35344450
>search history
>nukimart online grocery
>how 2 make papillon easy
>what is penis
>anon naked
>anon naked please

>>35345208
Nun outfit
Bodysuit/taimanin outfit
Ancient egyptian clothes

>>35345461
made me think of how many fetishes that they would hide in kid shows post portal

>>35345461
Gonna ask my Phantom wife to make a impregnation episode.

what do human bois need in their lives?

>>35345351
>implying he didn't come the other way around

>>35345668

>>35345668
To be raped by a sexy monstergirl.

Older, tubbier middle aged men get elegant pretty monstergirls of noble position who look like their straight out of the Royal Makai.

Shotas and younger bois in their teens get femdom'd and raped by big or taller strong monstergirls like a Hellhound.

>>35345737
Remember to rape your rapists back. It's common courtesy.

>>35345485
>>35345442
good taste

>>35345757
just as hard as they did?

>>35345485
>taimanin

>probably the hottest drawn characters
>wasted on fucking cuckshit and banal orc rape
>barely any content of the evil ladies, so lonely salary men can jack off to "pure" women being raped

>>35345737
what about 20-24 year olds?

>>35345777
Yes. Even harder if they can.

>>35342495
I need to scratch a lamias scales and listen to her purr

>>35345833
I want to play with her big ears

>>35342495
That's just asking for her to return the favor. Take care not to enjoy it too much.

How do I stop foxes from constantly using this handsign everywhere? It's getting kinda annoying.

>>35345475
>how to hold hands nubs

>>35344694
>>35345089
>>35345461
>off-topic images
Retards. not even going to humour youknowwho

>>35341224
You a foxfucker?

>>35344977
>Shoggoth

If we had a long relationship i am fucked as she is essentially my house at that point i assume and her being an eldritch ""abomination"" really doesnt help me.

>>35345961
I fuck hags, they just happen to be foxes most of the time

>>35345961
I could be.

>>35345830
20-24 year old bois (or generally any bois in their 20s) get any type of monstergirl in between.

In the MGE world. I like to imagine 20+ year old bois tend to attract older mature looking women, complete with aged facial features and crow's feet. Be they human ones or monstergirls.

Woah the guy who says "boi" was a /tg/ boyfaggot what a surprise.
Kys homo

>>35345833
I'm not even going to bother waiting for her to begin her seductive tirade full of euphemisms, I'll inform her straight away that we are in fact at Wendy's

>>35346010
>common internet lingo suddenly makes you that one guy you don't like

Take a chill pill can you?

>>35346010
his lack of self-awareness is certainly on brand.

How many men here think they could take a hellhound in a fight? I definitely could, I'd pick her up by ankles and swing her into a soft pile of leaves or a bush, or a bed with sheets and pillows

>>35346053
just don't get raped by them

>Monstergirls are given the choice of what human guys they want from Europe when they arive in Earth

>>35345961
Foxes are so nice and fluffy.

ignore fags, post very sexy monster girls

>>35346043
>common internet lingo
Yeah, exclusively among teenage girls and fags.

>>35346096
Nobody wants the british

>>35346236
I want an oni to throw me.

>>35346096
this imagine was made by a turk

Do not call it a grave. This is the future you chose.

>>35346236
Nah, just common for everyone.

>>35346283
Can I ski faster?
Yes.
Will I ski faster?
No.

>>35345668

>portals open
>don't cross over
>start chatting with a wight online
>learning each others languages and sharing interests
>pretty fun
> one day mentions she has a ball to organize and needs help picking the music
>asks for an English love song
>tell her Ram Ranch
>don't hear from her for a few days
>learn she put in a request with the government for extradition to an undead realm across the portals

>>35346304
ANON'S HOUSE IS UNDER SIEGE
UNDER LOCKDOWN

>>35346304
>>35346316
Anon's Home Alone -tier defense of his virtue will be stuff of legend.

>>35346283
Why, is that Yeti undead?

>>35345668
Cuddles, lots of cuddles. Huge breasts are also nice.

Which monster girl is the most facesmooshable?

>>35345668
Human bois need a good mindbreaking, followed by lots of loving cuddles and many children

>>35346366
Squish cats

>focusing on the male
Unironic faggotry

>>35346507
What if it becomes a female?

lilims are too dangerous to be around.

>>35346507
Im 90% sure it's just the giantess fag noticing it annoyed people so he decided to start spamming it in order to get a reaction. He's definitely autistic enough

>>35346465
Done, now what?

>>35345961
No.

>>35346598
hug the cat and fluster her

How are you preparing yourself against a gang of Eros fanatics pouring over the streets and overwhelming unmrried men?

>>35346647
Go to the bathroom while they're in my area. Angels are polite enough to not bother a man while he's on the can.

>>35346647
running so I can run around them nude while calling slow and heavy

I want to hug a slime.

>>35346647
Finding the shy holstaur in the group and princess carry her home.

I want to take a recording of a lilim's speech and make dank meme mockery out of it

>>35346647
ask for a mommy monster gf

>>35346563
So you wanna get rid of them? How?

>>35346598
Apply catnip and repeat.

>>35346749
I thought montage parodies were dead.

>>35346647
How long would take for Eros to act if I had a shrine to her hidden in my house and prayed for her blessing but never actually went out of my way to find love?

>>35346819
Not a montage parody. A youtube poop.

>>35346647
Practising my stance and preparing my "free husband" placards.

>>35346913
Are those poodles?

>>35346847
The gods help those who help themselves. To those who don´t, and just keep on bugging, there´s One Month Chastity Ushi-Oni Eros Cultist Trebuchet.

>>35346647
walking behind dressed like a male fantic and see how long I can last unmarried

We know MGs can fuck gays into Alping. Do you think cases exists where fags upon being raped realize how superior monster pussy is and become straight?

>>35346647
Unlocking my door

>>35346945
Worse, yetis.

>>35346647
sleeping in plain sight as bait for a big box trap

>>35346647
Submitting a request to the cupid matchmaker to find my perfect partner.

>>35346096
Posting "monster girl" doesn't give you an excuse to post shitty wojack images that vaguely resemble boys you want to fuck

>>35347053
Here follows the account of Anondur, the High King of Gondor, on the finding of the Ring of Fluff

>>35347022
Do gays need to get fucked by a girl to turn into a girl?

>>35347053
Why wouldn't his wife just come go get him?

Is this true?

>>35346647
call them sweaty kh virigns

>>35347182
Yes, they are the friendliest.

>>35347194
KH?

>>35347182
Depends on what you're comparing them to.

>>35347222
Non-foxes.

>>35347213
kissless, huggless virgins

>>35347249
I thought it was Kingdom Hearts.

>>35345784
Yep. Still, my ideal harem would be 4-5 of my favorite girls from taimanin

>>35347276
Trying to watch taimanin gave me motion sickness.

>>35347235
Considering how broad of a group that is, I would say that it is false. Are we comparing foxes to non-foxes in terms of function? An actual wrench would make a better wrench than a fox, repeat that same logic enough times and foxes seem pretty useless compared to everything that is not a fox.

>>35347155
They don't.
>>35347022
Man with "alping potential" will remain a man if he has a monster wife he loves. If anything, Alps made from direct sexual contact with a monster are edge cases.

>>35346733
You can't really hug a slime, they just envelop you.

>>35347340
Foxes can transform, AND you can fuck them afterwards.

Disregard elves. Acquire goblins.

>>35347053
HEEEERE'S CUDDLES

>>35347482
Excuse me ma'am, I have a wife. Is it okay if we only do platonic cuddling?

>>35347476
I am goblin layer, and I approve this message

>>35347496
That's not for her to decide, if her cuddles raise your mast then she advances into lotus position "cuddles"

>>35347276
Which ones?
>>35347322
Only the ones directed by Murakami are like that but the content is still the same.

>>35345668
Human boys fuck black dogs

>>35347496
You should cuddle with your wife more.

>>35347519
How can I have this happen to me?

>>35347507
They are very layable.

>>35347554
go to hellhound terrority looking like a scared little lamb then resist

>>35342490
Based monster-marrying anon.

>>35347533
But she's not in the shack and the Yetis are surrounding me.

>>35347554
Go into fairy territory and be vulnerable.

>>35347602
AIIEEEEE IS THAT A NIPPLE

>>35347599
>>35347606
Hellhound territory I get, but fairy territory? Do they really have big and aggressive girls there?

>>35347554
Finish her story section and unlock her.

>>35347623
what are you, a fag?

>>35347623
oh for fucks sake i forgot this was a blue board, since i browse in tomorrow
see you in a week when i get unbanned anons

>>35347554
Just be creative in fairy territory. Fairies like her are crazy for human creativity.

>>35347664
Just delete it yourself first.

>>35347519
What's wrong with her face.

>>35347602
>>35347664
wtf my boss just tripled my salary?

>>35347640
Yes, they have big and aggressive girls to balance out the small and playful ones.

>>35347678
why the long face?

>>35347676
thanks for reminding me, here's a cute, worksafe snake instead

>>35347640
''Fairy'' is a really broad definition in old Britain. They have even vampires and succ fairies. That blonde is a death hound fairy.
Hell isn't Dullahan a fairy too?

>>35347640
Yes

>>35345668
Every man needs someone they can truss.

>>35341224
Boss fight!

>>35347757
What happens if I press the skip button?

>>35347727
Now you're reminding me of Yugioh "Fairies".

>>35347785
Her feelings get hurt.

>>35347804
She should've learned to get thicker skin, then.

>>35347757
time to speech skill to the test

>>35347785
All the Youkai laugh at you for playing on baby mode.

>>35347757
Gonna call her a dork

>>35347863
Those are just lines of text, though.

>>35341382
Template?

>>35347108
Relax, he's just a friendly /int/ poster looking for some bantz

>>35347757
fuck, Im level one

>>35343890
>>35344535

>Taking your Kiki Daughteru to a Daddy-Daughter dance where she stands on your shoes while you sway to the music and then do the hokey-pokey with an actual hokey to clean up a messy floor afterwards

>>35347933
Nothing friendly about that. That makes him an off-topic racebaiter if that's the case.

>>35347966
Do like Pokemon, equip one of those items that make you survive at 1 HP and you may have a chance.
It will only be a problem if she discovers that and abuse the effect to use low grade potions to recover your full health and keep raping you over and over in an eternal cycle.

>>35347972
Actual hokey?

>>35347989
i have nothing either, I am FUCKED

>>35347972
Don't forget dicking her down when you get home!

>>35347757
can i fuck the boss instead?

If i went to zinpangu, what should I know?

Can vanilla Kobolds get ANGERY?

>>35348250
Locate an Ushi-Oni as early as you can. They're kind and gentle creatures that can show you around. Also they're cute and make a great wife.

>>35341224

>>35348056
kill yourself incest pedo
>>35347992
Pic related, it's a roller broom you use to clean up carpet. You see them a lot in restaurants. I bet Kiki's would love them.

>>35347517
>Which ones?
I'm not sure I can answer that question, I said 4-5 but there are TOO MANY great girls. Now you made me check them.

>>35348361
i wonder why they called oni, aren't they demons, so why should I trust a cow demon?

>>35348453
well you should certainly trust a cow
so why not cow demon

>>35348466
what are other trustworthy monsters in zipnagu?

>>35348466
Because demons are perverse mockeries of earthly beings?

>>35348478
honeslty a danuki is probably trustworthy if you just talk to her upfront
you can definitely trust her with money since she's not going to want you to lose it

>>35348501
They're unironically supposed to be extremely trustworthy when they're visually recognizable as a danuki; they only lie when they look like human women.

>>35344402
>worm catfishing guys online using pictures of her dummy thicc papillon mom

>>35348466
>so why not cow demon
Postal taught me to not do that. But if it's a cute girl cow demon then I just might.

>>35348375
Do you even know where you are?

>>35348466
I trust cows and demons but not cow demons

>>35348610
What about demon cows?

>>35348610
Why not if you find cows and demons trustworthy?

>>35348622
I can trust them, just not cow demons, they seem to elude me

Getting confessed to by your cute Oni kouhai in the winter.

Top ten monsters I would marry and have sex with
1. Non because fantasizing about fictional women is weird
2. Deonora
3. See No 2
4. See No 2
5. See No 2
6. See No 2
7. See No 2
8. See No 2
9. See No 2
10. See No 2

Top ten monsters I would marry and have sex with
1. Non because fantasizing about fictional women is weird
2. Deonora_
3. See no 2______
4. See no 2
5. See no 2_____
6. See no 2__
7. See no 2____________
8. See no 2__________
9. See no 2____
10. See no 2______________

>>35348466
nah, rather trust a fox

>>35348713
lonely fox hands typed this post

>>35348719
what are the signs if a girl is actually a fox?

>>35348702
>1
What a fag

>>35348719
You mean lovely fox hands.

I want to kiss the hebi tummy

>>35348702
Okay weirdo.

>>35348738
>girls who show interest in foxes or speak fondly of foxes
>girls who smell suspiciously like foxes
>girls who are always single
these are 3 major flags

>>35348799
What does a fox smell like?

>>35341224

>>35348799
>always single
fuck, are most of my neighbors mostly foxes, when they come over, they talk about how they want a young active man like me to help them with things, what do I do?

>>35348859
find yourself a big strong girl to protect you from those dastardly foxes

>>35348868
but they so hot, but I ain't a foxfucker

>>35348857
>write a demon waifu
>she doesn't have blue skin, black sclrea, or wings+tail
What's the point?

>>35348919
i agree, I want a demon, not a cosplayer

>>35348918
yes, the big strong girl will help take your mind off the fox

I want to kiss a chubby cow's belly!

>>35341224
>Are you in need of spiritual cleansing?

>>35348918
>but I ain't a foxfucker
Yet.

>>35348857
Will somebody hurry up and translate literally everything this doujinshi has ever made?

>>35348939
i want to molest ones

>>35348987
That too. Molest, pet, love and breed her.

>>35348817
Betrayal

>>35348569
Yes, and talking about fucking your own daughter is cringe, regardless of what KC says

Daughterus are made for raising right, taking fishing/hunting, and walking her down the aisle on her wedding day.

>>35349005
*hits pipe*

are goldfish mermaids dumb?

>>35348662
>>Get proposed to by your HS Oni sweetheart in winter
>Married by June
>You don't realize Oni's have two pubescent periods, one in their early teens and another in their late teens/early twenties
>She grows 2 1/2 feet and goes from a slim, leggy petite girl to a slim, lithe tomboy with rock-hard abs

>>35349021
>Not realizing Daughters are how you expand your bloodline
>Not using them to form strategic Meido alliances
>Not establishing a glorious maid dynasty and reconstituting the Holy Kiki Empire

>>35349056
what's it like in one of the great maid houses?

>>35341224

don't fuck your kids,anon. that's why you got your wife for

>>35349056
>He mentioned something interesting... Anon is pursuing new family ties.
>He claims that what Anon's doing in the demon realms is the missing piece- a weapon to surpass Meido Gear.

what are maids made for?

A common misconception about the market for magical tools is that the upper-class clientele is also the most lucrative.
In truth, while Vampires, Pharaohs, Wights, Arch-Succubi and so on tend to pay well for custom-made items, the low volume on orders tends to make it less profitable than selling mass-produced items to Danuki and Goblin merchant groups

The real target clientele is Mimics. They are rather wealthy, and always eager to get their hands on the best, newest, rarest, and most eye-catching models.
However, they are also rather troublesome customers. Holding correspondence via ambush is just the start. They often desire a multitude of cursed variants on items purchased, are fickle in tastes and sensitive to shifting trends, and...from personal experience...I can say they generally prefer seeing demonstrations firsthand.

In short, they are some of my waifu's favorite customers.

>>35349167
Paizuri.

>>35349167
Hugs and cuddles, with the occasional headpat and nightly love-making sessions thrown in.

>>35349167
for drinking her milk in exchange for yours

Monstergirls advocating male circumcision because "anteater dick looks gross" and "everyone's doing it"!

nah, they wouldn't cause they would want their men to be natural expect danukis

>>35349104
Yeah, you should get a wife that can let you get it out of your system frist.

What's with all the weird bait recently?

>>35349346
Idk, but I want a bunny wife now

>>35341224

Cu siths. I'm not attracted to them, nor do I find their design compelling, but they've got such a sweet personality that if one were to express a profound interest in me; I wouldn't deny her. I'd marry her. I'd be good to her and treat her well.

>>35349167
Being paid a fair wage

>>35349346
rabbit milk...?
I dunno about this one, guys.

>>35349396
look at him and laugh

>>35349424
Ya gotta drink all the milk

>>35349167
Cleaning your house, making your bed, warming your bed, polishing your spear, caring for your offspring, and so on.

>>35341224

>>35349458
i am interested

Why yes I do fuck plants how could you tell?

>>35349504
>have terrible hay fever
>plant species would probably kill me from half a mile away

>>35349504
why should I fuck plants?

>>35349104
Most people here don't think of their "daughters" as like daughters in the traditional sense. They really just treat them like more mild mannered loli versions of their waifus.

>>35349458
that's a BIG gote
you have my full attention

>>35349504
The poison ivy rashes.

>>35349504

>>35349504
plants sux

>>35349706
>S-s-s-suck? Yes p-please anon san...

>>35349730
i suck tits

>>35349504
You're currently fucking one.
Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the garden.

>>35349458
Gonna breed.

>>35349765
no, I am gonna fuck this plant and marry her

>>35349801
hey, what s that string for?

>>35349086
Very clean
>>35349135
>Very nice, Boss, I'm impressed you managed to take her down alive....now, get Shoggy to the extraction chopper
<What! No, Mastah, you can't be serious! Don't bring her to our home!
>This is the Boss's decision
<Mastah, you know I've always had your back...but if you bring that purple hussy here...I'll just have her kept in a jar...

>>35349293
Into the oven for you, Kike

think of having shog and kiki twin momsters,
now that would be quite the squabble

>>35341224
Impregnate onis.

Do you think working retail would be better if Monster girls were real?

>>35349898
nah, would get more monsters trying to flirt with you but dropping their spaghetti like the 4th of july

>>35349898
for everybody but the janitors

>>35349849
>shog and kiki twin momsters
I can only imagine that if they literally are sisters with Echidna mom. I think if they both decided to adopt you together, they should get along well.

>>35349898
Good in some aspects, bad in others, it probably balances out to not be significantly worse or better.

>>35349898
I'd work at a store that only serves humans. It would be interesting to hear what the anti-monster folk have to say, and it would be entertaining to see human women get increasingly desperate as men go for the more exotic and loyal partners.

>>35341224
Fox in a box.

>>35349975
holy fuck that would be hilarious to hear their ravings and stupid justifications why they are still single

>>35349979
Seal up the top and drop it in a river.

>>35348466
cow is a broad category

>>35350009
Wearing cow print clothes and being able to lactate doesn't make you a cow.

>>35350009
fox milk, I need to find the fox with the most curviest body and fuck her till retarditon

>>35350029
what makes a cow a cow then?

>>35341224

>>35349975
>>35349998
It's all fun until a human woman snaps and holds the place hostage until someone says she's prettier than the monsters and fucks her holes.

>>35350067
femcels, when will they learn?

>>35350067
>Cupid swat officer setups across the street to hit her with an arrow

>>35341224

Cyberpunk monstergirls

>>35350058
And i'm gonna do it again

>>35341224

>>35350049
In terms of monster girls, a cow would be any member of the minotaur family of monsters.

>>35347182
Yes.
What kind of mamono would Admiral Hipper be?

>>35350074
I'm placing Anon (and the woman he made fun of) under arrest for the crime of negative feelings while single. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in the bedroom. You have the right to a monster attorney, if you can not provide one, one will be provided for you by the state.

If I have a MG waifu and have even commissioned fanart of her in particular, is it considered cheating if I fap to other MGs?

>>35350299
Yes.

>>35350299
No, it's an alternate version of you that would stay loyal to her because she is real. The same logic allows people to waifu characters who have had porn drawn of them.

>>35341224

>>35350299
Why would it? She's not real. There are no real feelings between you and this waifu you have, and no real heart that would be broken by you "cheating" on her with other fictional characters.

>>35350293
I want my wurm lawyer

>>35350299
She's not real

>>35350400
Wurm will be provided for you

>>35341224

>>35345961
foxGIRLfucker, yes, yes I am

>>35345961
I'm more of a cat person, but I would settle for a fox.

>>35350473
a mouth down there with teeth, I fear my dick's safety

>>35350508
how does that work?

>>35350473
I simply adore this sex fiend.

>>35350518
I would rather a catgirl, but if I got husbanded by a foxgirl first I wouldn't be mad about it.

>>35350508
I am the opposite.

>>35349135
>A weapon to surpass Meido Gear

TODAY IS THE DAY THAT VACUUM CLEANERS LEARN TO WALK UPRIGHT!

>>35350509
>They're just soft rubber teeth that give it a bit of texture

>>35350537
nah, mean there is no atheist in a fox's hole bit

>>35350539

Do tigers count?

>>35350565
Well once you have tasted the pleasure offered by a Kami sama, you're gonna be a believer.

>>35350596
yes they do, no matter how much they protest

>>35350473
That's a weird Geiza

>>35341224

>>35350655
>then she wakes up

how do turn on a dragon's maternal instincts?

>>35341224
Impregnate ancient evils.

>>35345461
>The heroic protagonist is introduced.
>It's just the Phantom, but with bigger breasts and hips.
>All the male characters in the show are instantly stricken with love when they see her.
>All the female characters tell her how pretty she is and how they wish they were just like her.
Kind of sad really.

>>35350750
where can I find some?

>>35350150
Woah scary!

>>35350608
she just a fox tho, not a god

>>35350636
It's a mimic bug. One of the few MGs, I could see in the same Aberration category as Gazers.

>>35341224
Prepare your pelvis.

I want to shack up with a echinda and be the sole reason why there are angel jabberwocks, wurm cheshires, Ushi oni, pharaohs, and other weird combos of monster girls

>>35341224

>>35350878
prepare your pixels better

how do I find monster girl dorks and nerds?

>>35341224

>>35342490
God imagine how warm and soft that hellhound would be

>>35341224

>>35351079
Praise Eros!

>>35351038
Like a warm blanket you never want to crawl out of. Smells of slight animal and charcoal.

>>35350993
I need a draph wife.

>>35341224

>>35351314
So that's the secret.

>>35350878
>Chrysanthemums
Imperial scum

I had a thought, would eros cultist lobby for porn in entertainment?

>>35351363
Don't talk about the rulers of Zipangu like that.

>>35341224

>>35350750
who's this, then? new boatslut?

>>35351391
want be that trickster gajin that they can't help but fall for cause of heart o gold

what is the correct response to the question "honey, is my ass too fat"?

>>35349948
>>35349898
Probably more than a few spontaneous marriages do deal with.

>>35351543
"It's just fat enough"

>>35351543
"It's not fat enough"