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Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:40:58 2009 No.3532341 [Reply] [Original]

You have a fiancée. Unfortunately she was involved in a traffic accident and lost all her limbs, what do you do?

[ ] back out of the engagement
[ ] marry her anyway
[ ] marry her anyway, use her as a hapless sex toy after the marriage

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:43:58 2009 No.3532348 >You have a fiancée. >/jp/ A++++ joke would laugh again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:43:58 2009 No.3532346 [x] Genuflect

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Mon Oct 12 04:44:58 2009 No.3532350 How will I play two player mode STGs with her now?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:46:58 2009 No.3532355 >>3532350 Joystick in mouth. You'd make a terrible husband, ZUN.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:47:58 2009 No.3532357 [x] back out of the engagement [ ] marry her anyway [ ] marry her anyway, use her as a hapless sex toy after the marriage

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:48:58 2009 No.3532359 [X] marry her anyway, sue everyone responsible, and use the money to live together as NEETs with a private nurse taking care of her

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:48:58 2009 No.3532361 [X] marry her anyway, use her as a hapless sex toy after the marriage

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:52:58 2009 No.3532374 [x] marry her anyway, use her as a hapless sex toy after the marriage The fact that I would still constantly fuck her would make her feel better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:54:58 2009 No.3532378 File: 191 KB, 832x550, 1219013693698.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Only if it was Youmu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:55:58 2009 No.3532379 [x] marry her anyway IF there was someone I loved enough to marry, something as tiny as the loss of limbs wouldnt change anything.

>>	Fujiwara no Mokou !!mGXYMm0qKk/ Mon Oct 12 04:57:58 2009 No.3532382 File: 215 KB, 848x1000, youmuguro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3532378 Where DID the whole amputee Youmu idea come from?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:57:58 2009 No.3532384 [X] Marry her anyway [X] MASS LAWSUITS [X] Sex rivaling or even exceeding that of "sex toy" status, only driven by love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:58:58 2009 No.3532385 >>3532382 Half-ghost = half a person

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:00:58 2009 No.3532390 [x] I was the mastermind behind the traffic accident and her loss of limbs, amputee sex is my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:01:58 2009 No.3532392 >>3532390 This is vaguely reminiscent of the main antagonist of the first season of Dexter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:07:58 2009 No.3532408 >>3532382 terrible sword related mishap

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:10:58 2009 No.3532601 [x] marry her anyway [x] when she ask how, show her a necklace with a wedding ring as pendant

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:12:58 2009 No.3532606 Either 2 or 3, I'm too lonely to pick 1.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:27:58 2009 No.3532646 File: 10 KB, 180x221, 1254707379807.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3532601 This would be the climax scene of a VN. Well played anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:34:58 2009 No.3532659 >>3532392 HA HAHA! HA HAHA HAHA! HA HAHA! HA HAHA HAHA!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:35:58 2009 No.3532661 >>3532601 this is actually very nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:51:58 2009 No.3532684 >>3532601 This is ridiculously cheesy, something only a normalfag could think up; let me fix that for you. >[x] when she ask how, show her my erect penis

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:53:58 2009 No.3532694 >>3532684 You're mixing up normalfags and us here, my friend. Only normalfags think only about sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:01:58 2009 No.3532715 >>3532355 I'd let her use my joystick with her mouth if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:06:32 2009 No.3532721 >>3532338 stop spamen ur crappy bored on anoпtalk.com u retartet fagit's btw moot log's ur ip's lulz enjoy ur v&

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:16:58 2009 No.3532741 If she's 2D? Be a mad scientist and implant the stumps with tentacles tipped with dicks, so she feel the pleasure of cumming inside and being cummed inside simultaneously, find a few other wives for her (and my) pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:41:58 2009 No.3532961 [ ] marry her anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:42:32 2009 No.3532962 >>3532340 stop spamen ur crappy bored on anoпtalk.com u retartet fagit's btw moot log's ur ip's lulz enjoy ur v&

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:02:58 2009 No.3533007 [x]We can rebuild her, we have the technology!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:04:58 2009 No.3533010 source of op?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:14:58 2009 No.3533283 Is she hot?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:19:58 2009 No.3533296 >>3533007 daft_punk_introduces_yumehi.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:21:58 2009 No.3533298 >>3533007 fuck yeah!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:24:58 2009 No.3533309 sex toy is the perfect answer

>>	ToyDuckGuitar !!E2OnoQD6Kk8 Mon Oct 12 13:31:58 2009 No.3533864 >>3532341 Is it just me, or does she look like a teddy bear?

>>	Katsu-kun !!F17Uym/1MLN Mon Oct 12 13:47:58 2009 No.3533934 File: 366 KB, 526x285, teddybear.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3533864

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:19:58 2009 No.3534656 [x] Marry, go into engineering and create super powerful robotic limbs and have her fight crime for fun and profit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:29:58 2009 No.3534731 File: 94 KB, 1022x768, 1230664381716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3533007 >>3534656

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:54:58 2009 No.3534923 source?

>>	Thirteen Mon Oct 12 17:04:58 2009 No.3534985 >>3534656 10/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:49:58 2009 No.3535228 >>3534923 This.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:04:58 2009 No.3536718 op's source is?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:10:58 2009 No.3536741 >>3534985 You must be new here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 04:03:58 2009 No.3537411 Get rid of fiancee when affordable cybernetic limbs are barely a decade away? When I have a cyborg/android fetish? I wouldn't miss the perfect opportunity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 04:47:58 2009 No.3537560 [X] yell "FUCK OFF KS DEVS" and push her wheelchair out in front of a bus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 11:44:58 2009 No.3538600 bump for source

>>	None !4Ruskia3xU Tue Oct 13 11:54:58 2009 No.3538631 J-Just don't post the other picture.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:16:58 2009 No.3539533 OP here, source is: Hanabana no Omohi

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:18:58 2009 No.3539545 As long as we could have sex and she could pee on me, it's all good. I would stay with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:20:58 2009 No.3539557 >>3539533 You're the best, op.

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