/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35313267

My wife

>>35313276
>So you are a fluff huffer?

>>35313314
*SNIIIFFFF*
Yes, i am.

>>35313314

>>35313314
>>35313335

Degenerate mofu addicts.

>>35313380
>>35313387

>>35313394
I can stop at any time.
*SNIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

Mofu with abs

>>35313284
Really beautiful, is she a chimera or what is?

I don't know, which addiction of mine is stronger. Fluff or cows.

>>35313416
That's a Griffon.

>>35313284
Nice wings.

>>35313430
Cute

DADDY?

next door jackass

What were kikimoras doing before the newest monster lord changed everything? I get that most of the other monster girls ate humans but what about her? Did they break into homes at night, clean them up, then give the sleeping man a blow job for payment?

What's the best way to discipline a Kobold who keeps munching on your hands?

>>35313586
"show her who's boss?"

>>35313586
Lather up your hands in peanut butter?

I got deja vu

>>35313689
You've just been in this place before? Higher on the street and you know it's your time to go? Calling you and the search is a mystery, standing on your feet, It's so hard when you try to be you, woah? Woah! Deja Vu!

In the MGE setting. Instead of evil or neglectful jerkass anime dads. It's the evil or neglectful jerkass anime mothers. Specifically for the human and or Order side.

>>35314210
Would love to rape and dick them.

>>35314220
>t.Incubus

>>35314264
That's more a human thing to say.

>>35314210
They should be turned into one of the docile monster girl.

>>35314210
Who gives a shit about the human or order side and nice off topic image you /tg/ faggot

>>35314375
How about you take a chill pill once in a while. Pic was literally a genderflip of Shinji's dad. Do not fucking tell me posting anime and or anime girls from time to time is now grounds for "REEEE /tg/!"

Take. a. Chillpill.

>grocery shopping in MGC
>busy looking at the shelves
>giant girl presses into you from behind and grabs your butt
>"I didn't know the snacks were in this aisle"
It's hard to do the shopping as a single male

>>35313267
Summon the Elector Counts!

It is my wish that the body of those among the nobility to be gathered at my location. As they have the right to know who is temporarily in charge of Emperor-related duties and task. For my husband, the actual and current Emperor is sick with a cold and aching tummy wummies.

I, Petra, Empress by Marriage, wife and personal mount of the Emperor Karl Franz. Must order you faithful imperial envoy to go to each and every one of the nobles of the highest rank who due to the succession laws have the right to gather and and be members of an electoral college that elevated a member to the throne of the Empire and as a result are as of the most powerful members of imperial society, the best generals in the army and are in possession of a Runefang and inform them of my decision to travel and assemble at my current position.

For they all must know the condition of the Emperor's Ouchy tummy and who has been declared temporary Empress-leader by the Emperor himself!

>tfw stuck between two huge monster girl.

Reminder to ignore the retards not from these parts.
Only post about monstergirls and monstergirl accessories.

>>35314716
I love my waggy saggy fishe

What Monstergirl state would this Imperialistic Dragon flag belong to?

>>35314423
This.

>>35314423
Anime and or anime
NO ESCAPE

>>35314423
>Pic was literally a genderflip of Shinji's dad
So not a monster girl. Eat shit.

>>35314210
>>35314423
>>35315455
Receipt just in case you want to lie about it some more
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/73895768/#73915578

I’m starting to think this guy is like Barneyfag, just posting old /tg/ posts just to tell himself to fuck off

Earth magic dragons are rare

>>35315576
Source? From what game/anime/IP?

>>35315525
You know how r9k has the no-same-post rule, maybe we need to petition for a no /tg/ crossposting rule.

>>35315602
Shadowverse
Card game from the granblue guys

>>35314589
This is cute man haha

>>35313554
Kikimoras in the original folklore could be beneficial, but when they weren't, they were tormenting people instead of killing them.
>[The kikimora] will look after the chickens and the housework if the home is well kept. If not, she will tickle, whistle, and whine at the children at night.
>To appease an angry Kikimora it is said one should wash all the pots and pans in a fern tea.
Sleep paralysis was also explained by Slavs of old as an angry Kikimora coming to strangle you at night. Erotic asphyxiation with your Kiki!

I'm gonna change my family line's physical appearance with a boatload of fox genes

>>35315781
>Hold out on fuggin the maid
>Even when she blatantly bends over in your face with her leaky pussy on display through lingerie panties
>Awaken one night to being ridden into the bed with kiki's hands lovingly around your throat, applying her weight, but no real pressure, just enough to feel possessed.
>Cum buckets
>She spends the rest of the week begging you to get rough with her as punishment.

>>35314341
Incubus are human.

>>35315855
Yes, but there are some fundamental differences in mindset caused by incubization. For instance, incubi don't rape and aren't particularly interested in women that aren't their wife. Humans are.

>>35313267
>The new adventuring party has arrived, ready to take quests from both The Order and the Demon Realms

>>35315855
Incubi don't consider human women for sex and would never rape them. This is only something /tg/ shit posters spam.
>However, the lust of an incubus who's kept having sex with monsters will not be satisfied by having sex with anyone other than a monster.
>Also, an incubus' superhuman lust is only directed towards the monster he's coupled with no matter what, and they don't have an instinct to attack the opposite sex like monsters do. For that reason, incubi do not attack and forcibly rape human women, and such an incident has never been confirmed.

Would you want any humans to follow you, or should it all be monsters?

>>35315525
I'm the one I called you out and I'm just your old /jp/ variety autist.

>>35316132
I'm calling you a samefag who posts old /tg/ posts just to yell at them.

Fucking the mail harpy while she is on the clock! Making everyone's deliveries late!

>>35316162
That's fucked up...

>inb4 can't read more than 5 words

I like /tg/. /tg/ is Interesting. /tg/ is like a spice or garnish, either you like it or you don't. The problem with /tg/fags is they don't know they're a spice, and they try to make a whole meal out of /tg/. /tg/ by itself tastes like shit. /tg/ only works when they add to monstergirls, and do nothing to subtract from it. I feel like if /tg/ understood this, they wouldn't be as insufferable as they were, posting humans and unrelated shit all the fucking time.

Want to talk flags? MS paint what you think Lescatie's flag would look like. Actually I'm pretty sure it already has a flag, discuss it. Don't fucking just post ebin badass generic imperial dragon flag and hamfist monstergirls in as a second thought. You're in the monstergirl thread. Strictly speaking you're not even welcome here. /tg/ is and should be an after, maybe even never thought. I'd tell you to go post your pictures of 'the neo order' and other faggots over in /tg/ but your threads are dead because you don't know you can't make a meal out of /tg/

>>35316162
Anon, i love monsters, but if you delay my package i will fucking choke you

>>35316162
Gonna impregnate the mail harpy so she can deliver me the egg in a few days.
I'm then gonna make her deliver her won wedding ring to herself. Why? it's fun.

>>35316171
I feel like this is a copy pasta, but at the same time it feels to genuine to be that.

BEHOLD!

>>35316228
A weapon to surpass metal gear

>>35316226
That's because it is genuine. I love heraldry, it's interesting and cool, and I can never talk about it here because faggots ruined everything,

>>35316156
Call what you want. Report me for trolling if you're that certain
>>35316171
/tg/ would always be shit because it's just a bunch of fat fucks who no longer play table top just sitting around moping. They're the Table top equivalent of /v/ if not worse.

>>35316244
>I can never talk about it here because faggots ruined everything,
I feel you on that one. Same thing with maps. It's fun to think about what the MGE world looks like, but some people took it way too far and now we can't talk about it.

>>35316253
>it's just a bunch of fat fucks who no longer play table top just sitting around moping.
Yeah well, I guess that's why they're all such faggots.

A buff fox(I think) for my woes...

>>35316305
Never doubt the power of mofu mercenaries.
Mofunaries.

>>35316305
I wish they were more common.

>>35316325
I think it was Braveheart or something? Where the Scots mooned the British? That but mofu and bushy tails, it's not just a taunt, it's a promise and a persuasive argument to surrender.

>>35316342
She's a lumberjack and she's okay,
She fucks all night and she works all day.

She cuts down trees. She skips and jumps.
She likes to press wild flowers.
She puts on pretty dresses,
And hangs around in bars.

Would a monstergirl and her man experience body aches and pain after a whole nigh of rough silly sex?

>>35316432
No.

How freaky is too freaky for you guys?
https://e-hentai.org/g/1933132/073a4bc029/
It's 100% vanilla so you know.

>>35314698
Please tell me this is a full doujin

>>35316432
I hope so

>>35316432
That's why you get yourself a Holstaur, no dehydration and your body is strengthened.

>>35314505
respond "damn, didn't know they sold grade A beef in this aisle as well"

>>35316432
My wife and me fit this perfectly.

>>35316485
seems so [Kaoritatsu Chaya (Ocha no Degarashi)] Hogushi-ya Kemono (Kemono Friends) [English]

>>35314505
>Look up
>Bury face between breasts
>"Lady, I'm a full course meal."

>>35316432
wouldn't be me, I will work through the pain to help my wife up

>>35316481
High heels are the pinnacle of plant evolution?

>>35314505
>>"I didn't know the snacks were in this aisle"
I'm more like fast food. Quick, mediocre taste and doesn't quite fill you up.

>>35316562
Yeah, well she wouldn't stop until it started to hurt.
Damn undead and their infinite stamina.

>>35316731
Trying to explain to my wife that monster energy doesn't eliminate refractory periods

>>35314505
Ma'am this is the cleaning supplies aisle, nothing here is edible.

>>35314505
>mumble something
> she comes closer
>french her until she loses reason
>ask her "am I still a snack?"

I want a big buff monster to beat the shit out of me. I mean really just cave my shit in. I want to be a red smear on the pavement by the end of it.

>>35316789
>her friend grabs you from b ehind
>"more like leftovers, but you'll do"
Big monsters travel in packs. Where there is one, there are several more.

>>35316815
>I tell her I can speak french but I am shy so needs to come close
>french
>have fun

>>35314505
>turns around
>slide my hand under her clothes, to caress her labia.
>"Didn't know that lunch can walk."

>>35316815
>cross arms
>"One dick, one woman. Them's the rules."

Guys I'm just trying to get a can of tuna please find a room

>>35316797
Attack her husband and she will.

Do you think, if i hand around the diary parts of the shop, sooner or later a shy holstaur girl would approach me and tell me that her's is fresher?

>>35316867
then why are you here?

>>35316867
How do ya like the tuna deez nuts clapping cheeks?

>>35316797
There are tons of muscular monsters that would be happy to gently cuddle those thoughts out of your head.

>>35316892
Yes, but with that post she would get shoved aside by an angry nerd cow

>>35316915
I just want a cute soft cow gf. It doesn't matter if she is nerd or not.

>>35316815
Doesn't matter if there is one big monster or one hundred big monsters, they're all getting impregnated with triplets.

>>35316892
>diary
that place would be bigger due to the amount of different you could get from gazer milk to alarune milk, the possibilities are endless

So based on your responses to my post, it would appear that around 85% of visits to the store made by single men result in at least 1 marriage.
Any mamono lurking in the thread should now know where to find a man.

>>35316939
I would be hanging out around the cow based diary. Though i would gladly taste each and everyone of them, but holstaur is my favorite flavor.

>i hand around the diary parts

>>35316946
>tfw single for so long, i learned to cook and no longer in search for relationship.

>>35316903
To get a can of tuna.

>>35316979
then eat out a tuna mermaid

>>35316979
How do you like the tuna dis hoe's moans as she gets that deep dicking?

>>35316910
>>35317016
Can you stop following me around the store with your new wife.

>>35314505
>big girl
>neck fluff
The shopping can wait, I'm off to get married.

>>35317034
Soon you'll be shopping everyday.
Big girl like that needs to eat a lot so she's got the energy to break you every night.

>>35316979
>>35316992
I have my own tuna

>>35317034
Is that really all it takes for you to want to marry a monster girl?

>>35317055
Everyone's got their triggers for going full manwhore. Apparently a good mane and that height are enough for him.

>>35317028
Okay bro. But you're invited to our wedding. What's your number?

Anon, what does it take for you to go full manwhore?

I think the institution of marriage as it stood IRL is a little pointless to monstergirls. Should the point of marriage with an MG actually be held off until she's pregnant so that you're celebrating your first born?

>>35317043
I'm fine with that. I also hope she's okay with have some home grown food as well as stuff from the store, my garden is going crazy this summer and I can't eat it all myself.
>>35317055
Yes.

>>35317124
The institution is dumb, but YOU try resisting your wife's puppy eyes when she finds out how big marriages can be,

>>35317104
Long ears, a haughty face, a cold tone and a warm heart.

>>35317125
Ah, another gardener. Mine bears only fruit.
But you will mostly be buying meat for a big girl like htat.

>>35317104

>>35317135
I should clarify, I mean more, the public and civil recognition of you being a couple so that you can actually start boning her without her suffering the risk of you up and leaving. Marriage as a mechanism to ensure fidelity is pointless to monstergirls. I think as a mechanism of declaration, it fits better once you've impregnated her. So you might be fiancés until she's got a baby bump

>>35317104
As >>35317065 said, I've pretty much embraced the fact I'm Manticorebait, Griffonbait, and Jinkobait.

>>35317104
One loving Moo-ing into my ears.

>>35317182
I see. In that case, I'd wait for wighthood for my wife, not a baby bump. That's a more solid date, impregnating a wight (undead+high tier monstergirl pregnancy difficulty modifiers) is probably ungodly rare.

>>35317104
big tiddies and big muscles
hence why minos are an instalose matchup for me
I cannot win

>>35317104
Tall, curvy, and a dress.
I am not a picky man.

>>35317104
Build up and romance.

>>35317104
Venus bodies, old monsters, and lacation

I'm going to kiss a chuuni monster on her power-sealing eyepatch.

>>35317104
Confident, horny, MILF

>>35317233
A fair enough compromise

My modified cabbage patch doll sex hole broke it's stitching.

I'm going to grope a Dark Mage's breasts so she can't focus on casting spells.

>>35317397
i would that then run off with her hat

>>35317428
But she can go back to casting spells once you're done groping! Keep doing it while wearing her hat instead of running away.

>>35313267

>>35317444
wouldn't it b e more effective to french her cause she needs to speak to cast spells

>>35317104
Wild and in heat, I want to copulate in every possible way with her and do a lot of dirty and perverted things

>>35317467
Energy-drain kissing is something every dark mage knows, only french if you want your strength sapped and carried back to her home.

>>35317505
then just grope, thank god I was cursed to induce extreme lacatation in monstersa

what would be insults that monster girls would use on 4monster

>>35317596
Barren.

>>35317596
human female

After some consideration I've realized I'm more inclined to trust mindflayers with large breasts

>>35313267

>>35317630
needs a little more age for me to trust any monster

>>35317630
Something you can lean into when they mindflay you. Large orbs of safety and comfort.

>>35317650
I would a card. Both the spades and the hearts sound appealing.

>>35317764
>>35317630
there's something magical about blue and purple titties

>>35317740
What about a Yugioh card?

>>35317764
gonna play with those nipple covers

>>35317792
Depends on the card. DMG would be an instant yes.

>>35317104
Nothing.
I'm a one woman only kind of guy

>>35317630
Gonna plant my face in her cleavage and see what she does.

>>35317630
with tits like that, I'd let her do whatever she wants with my head

>>35317872
>>35317792
The question I've never been able to answer...
Is Black Luster Soldier a dude or a chick?
If a chick then yeah I'd a Yugioh card.

>>35317874
I think you can be a whore for one woman, it's more about attitude.

>>35313267

>>35318025
A cute and loyal dork knight.

Bike horns: Because everyone in the neighborhood wants to ride you.

>>35318025
I didn't expect to like a combo like this. But god damn does this look nice.
>Very loyal but extremely chuuni dark knight

>>35318044
Do you think bicornes let the harem members ride on their back? Or is it still a husband only thing?

>>35318044
i wouldn't mind being pimped out by a bicorn momster

>>35318044
>Monster girl neighbor keeps bullying you and calling you "Bike horns" due to how many girls have ended up fucking you
>A Week later you're fucking her silly after your wife manage to convince her to just "try" to have sex with you
>Now you have another wife

Ever thought of centaur's crotchboobs?

>>35318075
I've seen some shit on the internet and I hate it.
It's either chest boobs or off to /trash/ with you.

>>35313267

>>35318088
sniffing and huffing intensifies.

I'm going to drop a quarter in front of a pack of nukis and see what happens next.

Watch out behind you anon, it's a Yeti going in for a surprise hug!

>>35318117
Wait. I'm in my underwear, i'm not ready for a surprise hug!

>>35318113
They'll realize you have more and go for you instead.
They're greedy, not stupid.

>>35318113
drop a brick of gold instead and get some popcorn ready

>>35318117
Back attacks are pretty easy to avoid, just walk forward.

>>35318133
It's too hot for hugs.

>>35318117
I like Yetis, but I'm sweating like a pig here, it's not a good time.

>>35313267

>>35318117
I'm gonna give her a hug first

>>35317078
I never existed, I was in your heart the entire time.

Fine, electrify mine
Electrify my golden tooth
Can't look at those eyes
Without sparking some
ELECTRIFY MY HEART

>>35318133
Yeti will wait for you to be ready for her surprise hug
>tell yeti wait
>she just stands there
>checking her wristwatch while you change

>>35316563
Holy yay!

>>35318141
Even better
>It's glued to the floor

mirror on mirror on the wall, whose the biggest coomer monster of them all

>>35318229
I would be probably stare at her for straight 5 min, due to this random event that has happened, still trying to process it.

>>35313267

>>35318241
>mirror on mirror
hot

>>35318241

What would you do if you got a surprise monster roommate?

>>35318285
wouldn't mind it but would ask how old she truly is

>>35316915
>What a bag of bull balls! I'd rather spend all day watch my own breast milk sour! No, I'd rather drink my own fucking rancid milk that play this piece of shit!

>>35318285
Put on some clothes I guess. Kind of sad that I can no longer have fun being naked in a house all to myself.

>>35317104
Damsels in "distress".

>>35318316
coward

>>35318316
>Not declaring that your house is a no clothing zone and telling your roommate to strip

>>35318285
Force her to play my cringy nerd games with mw that I'm too embarrassed to show my friends

>>35318255
>two ghosts, each inhabiting a mirror face each other
>the reflections of their reflections all start making out with each other
nice

>>35318285
well, I found a model for drawing

>>35318285
It'd be pretty neat, but probably I'd not do much due to there being enough spaghetti in my pockets to start an italian restaurant.

What if there was an error in the registration forms and you got two roommates?

>>35318285
Depends on the monster

>>35318285
Ask if I can tie her up.

>>35318241

>>35318285
I only have one bed ready, we'll have to share it.
>>35318383
An even tighter squeeze than if there was just one roommate, but being sandwiched by monsters in bed sounds amazing so I'm not complaining.

>>35318285
Ask for her milk as rent

>>35318285
This. >>35318386
But probably being happy, having roommates.
>>35318383
I'm not even sure, if i'm ready for one, two may be an overkill.

>>35318383
more milk, more rent

What's with the lactation obsession? You know you need to impregnate women to get that, you can't just walk up and demand it

>>35318441
Holstaurs can lactate without getting knocked up.
I like the idea of milking a girl and i also love milk.

>>35318383
I would be a happy man.

>>35318441
Ignoring magic and magical items, it is possible to induce lactation in non-pregnant women.

>>35318441
>You know you need to impregnate women to get that, you can't just walk up and demand it
That can easily be solved with a little help from the Milk Mages.

>>35318383
how the fuck would two more people are gonna fit on a bed that barely fits me

>>35318475
You sleep on top of them or on one and then they other sleeps on top of you

>>35318475
Hope you enjoy cuddling

>>35318044
This needs to be an advertisement,

>>35318044
Can I have this without a Bicorn?

>>35318383
Pray to Eros I don't die of exhaustion from how much I'm going to dick both of them.

>>35318115
Taking my stern kiki maid to a resort and have her wear something like that sounds fun. I do want her to relax though.

>Go out for a run and get good and sweaty.
>All you single monster girl neighbors and/or roommates suddenly seem very intrigued.

>>35318351
>>35318383
>pharaoh and apophis roomies
>get them addicted to yu-gi-oh to prevent home from being destroyed by actual fights
>they take it way too seriously
Just don't reveal how good you actually are or else the rivalry obsession is going to turn to you

>>35318441
Can't call yourself a dairy enjoyer if you aren't willing to try monster milk. Lactation is also pretty comfy after sex, it's only fair you get some of her milk after she milks you.

>>35318441
Because I go through a lot of milk and if I had to learn magic to make a girl always supply fresh dairy I would.

>>35318537
Telling your stern kiki headmaid to relax while you massage her shoulers and legs!

Father's day is they day where monster girls try to make men into fathers.

>>35318548
>>run
>lift in the yard without a shirt
>grunt as sensual as you can
>do it when most of them of are outside
>also do it when the wind is blowing in their direction
The intrigued is now those in heat

>>35318548
Park skies would be floodied with harpies holding water bottles looking for single runners

>>35318285
Probably take a shower

>>35318581
For sure. My perfect maid deserves it. Worship your meido!

>>35318630
>Anon never knew a weresheep could go into heat until his neighbor started getting 'very' friendly.

>>35318632
Gotta stay hydrated.
Or you'd see yukis, ice queens, and glacies offering to let you 'cool down'

>>35318441
>you need to impregnate women to get that
I consider it a package deal

>>35318629
If you were born in march, then your dad took it like the little man-toy he is.
If you were born in February, your dad found a monstergirl and made her a monstermom.

Ancient evil kiki, that is all

>>35318680
>All shall be made clean.

>>35318680
Master....I will clean your room...WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT.

>>35318632
Good thing I bring my own water. Who knows what kind of aphrodisiacs those birds put in their bottles?

>>35318694
>they just pour it on you
>you're now running through a monster town wearing a see-through shirt
Should have just accepted the offer. No you're going to get married unconsensually

>>35318694
The water is actually perfectly normal, they just don't want you to get dehydrated and possibly become heat exhausted. Least you could do is flirt with the qt who gives you some h20.

>>35318643
I'll buy her a dishwasher.

>>35318694
They're just stamina boosters, goodness. They just want you to keep it up. Pounding harpy puss may be a side effect. Just don't worry about it.

>>35318692
>but you always have my consent Kiki, I trust you wholeheartedly!
>ancient evil kiki upset she can't be evil because of dense mastah

>>35318441
>you need to impregnate women to get that
It's not impossible, impregnation just makes it easier.
>>35318651
Agreed.

>>35318714
would run around nude and do it while boosting my speed to 200 mph

>>35318738
Dense Anons the world over are precious commodities, exclusively meant for terrible, unbelievably cruel and sadistic monstergirls that get disarmed by their unconditional love.

>>35318664
Echidna kids confused about this whole day business, all of their birthdays just seem to be in two random months for some reason.

Why are the cows smelling so nicely lately?

>>35318632
The only way I'm drinking their water is through mouth-to-mouth.

>>35318719
>She sees the new dishwasher
>"BREED ME NOW MASTAH"

>>35318770
I want a harem of holstaurs that exclusively dine on different types plants so that I get multiple different tastes of milk and a variety of floral hints in their scent.

>>35318777
>divebombing harpy making smoochie noises

A strange blue woman appeared when I tried to throw plastic six pack rings into the river so I tried telling her that
a) I was tired of carrying it
and b) The river is right there
But she just started yelling. Women, amirite?

>>35318770
Cows always smell nice if they aren't restricted to a barn and can eat in a field. There are a lot of plants that will rub off their scent while the cows walk around, so they smell quite pleasant when you bring them back in.
>>35318777
Harpies learn mouth to mouth techniques from being fed by their mother as a baby. They might coddle you like a mother would if they get into it too much.

>harpy
gonna fuck the chicken harpy with big old tiddies

>>35318816
>harpy wife insists on feeding you by chewing your food for you and giving it to you via kisses
Jeez, dinner would take forever.

>>35318790
Definetly a nice way to live.
>>35318816
Oh true. But somehow there are days, when they smell even better, than usual.

>>35318837
Reminds me of a story I heard about a guy who broke his jaw during uni exams so one time when studying he blended a subway footlong and drank the concoction

>>35318862
'concoction' is the perfect word for such a vile brew,

>>35318811
Need a drawing of an Umi Osho with one around her neck

Are redhead Minotaurs horny 24/7? How dangerous are they?

>>35318757
>Oh no, my wife isn't an evil overlord, she's just a stay at home mom! Right sweetie?
>Lilim in demon lord general armor writing an order to subjugate a nearby kingdom shakes her head yes

>>35318933
Blink twice if your husband is oblivious to the fact that he literally fucks the evil out of you along with your braincells every night, lilim chan

>>35318924
>fringe covers her eyes momentarily
>instantly flies into a sex-crazed rage
Damn I'm gonna convince those mino delinquents to dye their hair red and see if they'll bully me more.

Is there any profile with a stronger ahoge than Griffons?

>>35317104
Tall, huge muscles, abs, warrior (specially martial artist).

Thus either Mino or Jinko makes me go husbando immediately.

>>35318285
>mfw already one of the smallest bedrooms in the house
I wouldn't mind that kind of cramped if it was with a monstergirl, I guess
so long as she's a clean one

>>35318632
Still not as bad as the beaches get.

>>35318816
>On run
>Decide to get water from the park harpies
>Demand she feeds you mouth-to-mouth
>Maternal instincts switch on, starts act weird
>"Make sure drink it all for me, okay? Good boy. Let's go back home, it's not safe for you to be outside of the nest."
>Grabs your arms with her feet and takes you to a nearby tree
>Run cut short as she's now focused on keeping you safe inside her nest, wrapping her big bird thighs around your torso and blanketing you with her wings

>>35317104
>full manwhore?
what exactly do you mean by this? Normaly I'd guess it means 'fucking anyone/thing that asks', but that doesn't seem to fit quite right in monstergirl setting, that's just how you get a big harem
please disambiguate

>>35318964
>megatitty jungle tiger
>named Dad

>>35319020
make you intsaloss

>>35319030
need megatitty jungle lion named mom

>>35318939
>a lilim's generals are in a magic conference call with her
>they're worried, she just hasn't been herself lately
>hasn't even attempted to expand her territory in over a year
>"So, uh, boss... is everything going alright with you and your husband?"
>"Huh? Don't worry, my relationship won't interfere with our goals."
>blinks out "HANDHOLDING" in morse code

>>35319046
>They're siblings.

>>35319019
>Good boy
I always get scaroused when possessive girls say that. They're usually the same type that will try to mindbreak you into being an obedient and clingy cumpump.

>>35318383
I hope it's twin lich sisters

>>35319057
>gee billy, how ya u get a mom dad and a mom mom

>>35318939
Don't It make her remember the nights, it makes her go red with a combination of embarrassment and primal heat for next night. Truly is amazing how he's oblivious to it all
>Lives in a dark brooding castle on a craggy hill
>Visited by high ranking generals constantly who just happen to be "fellow housewives"
>Wife constantly getting into full armor to go to "book club"
>Friends at work from his salaryman job don't want to visit his place on account of the massive horny thorn forest and feral werebats surrounding the castle vicinity

>>35319079
That's what happens when you go into the jungle when you're grossly underleveled.

>>35319079
Runescape troll naming conventions.

>>35319035
I think I might unironically be too inhibited for that to happen
There'd need to be mind magick in play, or a max power Lilim-tier DE aura, something like that

>WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING
>E's onto you

>>35319096
but I was abandoned in jungle by my human momma?

>sugar daddy to a mamono gal
>You buy the stuff she wants and she lets you impregnate her each time.

>>35319099
There'd be a whole lot of girls named Dick.

>>35319208
the gal named dick with the the last name head

i just can't get over robot pussy because of the huge lack of art and animations for them

I want a sugar mama monster girl

Which monstergirl is the most belfast?
hardmode: not kikimora

>>35319340
can robots have pubes?

>>35313267

>>35319352
I want a rich, retired wrestler monster girl sugar mama that's still heavily muscular

>>35319352
Who wouldn't?

>>35319368
Monsterizing shrine maiden doesn't know you are fucking her boobs every night while she sleeps.

>>35319367
i've never seen such a thing

>>35319405
how would they even look?

>>35319399
I dunno....her gaze says she thinks somethings up...

>>35319399
why not her ass as well

>>35319441
the only thing i can think of is just having a raised plate with lights or something as a substitute in that area

>>35319445
They might have gotten bigger in the process

>>35319459
Either that or use her mouth. It's risky though.

>>35313267

>>35319470
I like risk, It gets me harder than steel

>>35319488
I will do so as along as you wash me

>>35313276

>>35319492
Being known as the guy who facefucked the killer shrine maiden with the killer body is a big deal.

>>35319513
I want to fuck the gap hag instead

>>35317783
>there's something magical about blue and purple titties
Not as much as about blue and purple loli areolas and anuses.

>>35319445
Of course she knows. You think she wouldn't?

>>35313267

Here they come,
Walking down the street,
Big and bouncy look so neat.
I like them best between the sheets,
Big women give me a treat.

>>35313267
MGE is boring. So sayeth the goth moth.

>>35319525
Ancient Terror from Beyond blushes at your flirty comments.

>>35319572
Almost read that to the tune of the theme from The Monkees

would monster girls be made If when i saw a big and meaty one, I would sing brickhouse?

>>35319525
>turn the gap hag into such a broodmother she has to stay in her gap thing all the time to move around
You saved a species of yokai from the brink!

>>35319645
That's ridiculously hot.
>She has to waddle around once she arrives just to get to her bed

>>35319620
Skinny wenches will not do,
I need a big one to see me through.
I've gotta get some meat
To see me through the night,
In the morning I feel alright!

>>35319506

>>35319645
can I get a medal for that?

>>35319710
I'm not sure.

>>35319665
She will probably use her gap portals to just drop into the bed. Either way she is going to make sure you have easy access.

Which mg's compliment you on your ass and spank you

>>35319793
Like with a paddle?

>>35319793
This is how Amazons should treat their husbands.
>>35319806
Not him, but I would prefer bare hand. It's nice when she follows it with a grope.

>>35319726
I want to hug a lonely yokai

>>35319855
Hug therapy.

>>35319793
fuck, those squats I do don't help me in the fact to stay unmolested

>>35319793
The BIG, more aggressive girls will.
Amazon, Oni, Ogre and Mino are the best candidates.

I sell headpats and headpat accessories

Happy Father's Day anon!

Friendly reminder that today is one of he rare days you can get away with putting your dick in your daughteru's cunny and cumming in her because that's the best Father's Day present ever!

>>35316243
>>35316228

>Boss, you know I've always had your back...but if you bring that woman here, I'll just have to marry her

Would Quiet be a Mantis, a Shinobi or a Kikimora?

>>35319980
i don't have sex with my fish daughters

>>35319980
Gross.

>>35319980
Gladly, but only after a sit in breakfast!

I exist for fertile old hags

>>35320180
Don't use your daughteru as an onahole!

>>35320221
At least not until she's feeling more enthusiastic about it, look at the poor lass

>>35320188
I think all men exist for hags.

Lewd Hebi
https://twitter.com/Fellming1/status/1406686034373464067?s=19

>>35320221
>>35320240
Enthusiastic enough for you?
https://files.catbox.moe/suhs3p.jpg

>>35317179
Excellent taste, KC really needs to re-imagine Ogres along these lines, or add Greenie Orcs in.

>>35320240
The good thing about undead lolis or small undead in general is that you can tie them to your body and use their throat as a cocksleeve for the whole day!

>>35320250
Diaphanous gowns work well for Hebis, but should be less tailored at the top, more like a robe than a blouse.

Regardless, would marry and spend all day in bed with/10

>>35319980
>wake up
>sit down for breakfast.
>feeling someone giving a blowjob
>thinking it's my wife, but she just walks in.
>Oh it's father's day.
MGE daughters tend to get on their father's dick too, if they don't find a suitable partner or fall for their dad. At least there is no incest related issues. Or maybe i remember it wrongly.

>>35319806
Fuuuck I'd love to get a paddling from a giant Orc Muscle Mommy (either green or P'Orc variety)

You will:
>Have the most satisfying sex everyday
>Cure your mental illness
>Have a nice family that always loves and support you
>There is no escape from that
>Your life as depressed shizotard ends

>>35320273
Likewise, any spankings on their cold, pale butts stay on there for much longer!

>>35313267

>>35319980
No way, if my daughteru wants the dick she needs to earn it. If she isn't willing to find a different guy and actually wants my dick, she has to go on an epic quest to prove her worth or just overpower me and take it by force, but I'll try to resist if she does.

>>35320310
Oyakodon.

>>35320310
No clue why but I get rock hard when girls have hair over one of their eyes.

>>35320309
Depraved royalty

>>35320250
I like thing

how would life as a botanist be post-portals?

>>35320250
nice

where do tanukis lurk and how do I procure one to be my wife?

>>35317505
>Friends dare you to steal a Dark Mage's hat
>Drive out to the only Dark Mage you know, a mischievous old hag who traipses into your shop every week to buy ingredients for gingerbread, her MASSIVE tits sloshing and flopping out of her top
>Always teases you by saying how cute you are and asking if you have a younger brother
>Damn fat-titted smug whore, you're only 22!
>She opens the door, recognizes you, and smiles
>Offers you gingerbread, you (wisely) decline
>Tell her you're here to steal her hat
>Taken somewhat aback, she hesitates long enough for you to lean in and steal a deep, long kiss, while you grab her hat in both hands
>Rather than pulling away or fighting, she wraps her long, graceful arms around you and pulls you in deeper, moaning something
>Her tongue struggles to enunciate her spell, but all it accomplishes is sliding lewdly around your own tongue as you french her deeper
>You feel strange kissing her, you feel soft and light, a little weak, like you just woke up in a soft bed
>Her tits are so soft, pressed against you, and they seem to be getting bigger and softer by the second
>Come to think of it, she seems to be getting bigger all over--her hips swell, your hands slide across her wide, round ass, and you feel her lips pull away as you strain on tip-toe to reach her mouth
>She obliges by leaning down to continue the kiss, finally dropping to her knees to encompass your whole body with her arms, her long, luxurious hair spilling over you like a curtain
>At long last she ends the cinnamon-scented kiss and pulls back just enough to stare with gentle lust into your
eyes
>After a minute you realize what the fertile, voluptuous giantess has done--she hasn't grown, you've shrunk!
>Damn witch enchanted her lips to turn any man she kissed back into a boy!
>You guess you're about the size of a shrimpy junior high student now
>"Fufufu, what a *delicious* little boy you make! So much better, now you're the perfect size for me~~~"
>You can feel, despite how small she's made you, that she made sure one *particular* part of you remained full-sized
>"Now, then, my cute little boy, do you like sweets? I have some yummy gingerbread I made *just* for you, and some fresh milk too, perfect for a growing boy like you fufufu!"
>Well, how can you say no to that?
>Take her hand as she leads you towards the warm kitchen, still wearing her hat

>>35320250
I want to fill her with babies

>>35320437
Banks and cash-advance locations. Might also find them managing a store or shop or even more rarely, prostituting herself out

>>35320447
Not too bad of an end for failing, but it would suck not being able to reach high shelves.

>>35313267

Papillon moms must have a hard time on father's day. Imagine having to corral these little green ones up and have them make father's day dinner without eating it. Must take a lot of patience, good thing they have eternally youthful springtime skin, or crow's feet would set in rather quickly.

>>35320456
>Expensive, high-class Danuki escort promising 'Wife Experience'
>In reality she's the slutty third daughter of a major Finance house who's slumming it at Madame Wight's Home for Wayward Monstergirls
>Imagine being her first (and only) customer paying exorbitant rates only for her to invest them wisely and pay YOU dividends every time you visit her, right after she desperately, hungrily sucks every drop out of you, but before the complimentary 45-minute cuddle session where she whispers how much she loves you and calculates how many more visits until you can both afforded a nice house together.

>>35320478
She can always put you on her shoulders, plus the height difference makes head-pats god tier.

>>35320501
$25 for a blowjob isn't really high class

>>35320287
I wouldn't fuck a daughter even though monstergirls tend to be into that.

But adopted monster daughters and daughter-like monsters are a different matter.

>>35320515
I guess that works, but if I'm small enough that she can easily put me on her shoulders, I'll just tug on her dress and politely ask her to grab it for me. Also size difference hugs sound wonderful, bet it's comfy to have her big mana spheres on your head.

>>35319399
Molesting a girl in her sleep so she slowly monsterizes without noticing is hot as fuck. I wanna do this with my cold, bitchy Paladin boss, slowly turning her into a soft, dumb, horny mino without her noticing.

I would fuck her huge fucking tits every night and leave her wondering why she can't fit into her plate mail anymore.

>>35320537
I would also probably skip on it, if i can. But i have to admit it, that if they crawl into my bed or something similar happens, then i may give up on that idea.

>>35320537
>I wouldn't fuck a daughter even though monstergirls tend to be into that.
sounds like somebody is asking for a trip to the reeducation camps

>>35320540
Normally I'm into height difference where my head is at chest-height, but being small enough that she has to be on her knees and elbows to blow me sounds fun too. Conquering a giant woman who could carry you with one hand sounds awesome. Her body would literally be a playground compared to you.

>>35320447
>>35320478
>>35320515
I would fail on purpose for this desu

>When you have a trio of shortstack wives that are 'extra stacked' to a family gathering.
They'd get some attention if nothing else.

>>35320570
>>35320540
Fuck I'm hard now, this is why I love monster girls being bigger than you

>>35320592
?

>>35320314
>spoiler
I'm guessing you're marrying a species with similar strength to a human? Your daughter would be foolish to choose going on a quest if she is from a species that can easily overpower a man.

>>35320447
I love the Dragon's Crown Sorceress

>>35320520
I wasn't really referencing the picture. I was imagining her LARPing as a really high-class whore in a gaudy red velvet room, but all of your money gets turned back over to you in the form of stock receipts, each portfolio signed with a ruby-red lipprint, along with a book of lewd favor-coupons for your next visit.

After three or four bank-breaking visits, you've made all your money back and are visiting her every other night, instead of the once-a-quarter trip you had been making. The less you spend, in fact, the more helplessly addicted to her loving, gentle conversation, nimble little fingers, and Pent-up, desperate, whorish hip-swinging.

Poor thing did six years of Finance and Business Management at an Alatlraune-League University, it's practically your civic duty to give her some release.

>>35320592
what

>>35318285
arachne seem nice because I wasn't using the top half of the room anyway

>>35320596
Big girls love little men.

And almost all men are little to them.

Raising Minotaur daughters must be a handful. The adults are generally impulsive, so the kids must be energetic little rascals.

>>35320600
>Minotaur daughter says she wants to marry you
>Tell her you will only reciprocate her feelings if she can defeat an ancient demon beast or best you in combat
>Daughter sighs, throws you over her shoulder, and takes you to her bedroom

>>35320644
want be the David in a big girls story and lay her

>>35320648
"Don't rape your father too much"
-Minomom.

>>35320648
Letting your daughters sit on your shoulders and climb on your back.
Every day. Even when theyre 3 feet taller than you and there's 10 of them, you're still their old man.
God I want to be a father.

>>35320250
very lewd snake

>>35320253
Damn she has been stretched