/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35297282
Here is you wife for today.

>rich automaton buys you at the slave market

>>35297298
Is there any specific reason you have started to spam this?

Pretty interesting visiting the natives now and then. They're like a blue board version of the /d/ monstergirl threads. Just aimless picture posting with some menial one liners

>>35297389
>the natives
the what now

>>35297621
It's a /tg/ tourist. Do not make eye contact.

>>35296752
yes, that is why if you encounter one you must become a dragonslayer

Humans need Hellhound knights to guard them at all times.

>>35297621
>>35297736
Your newfag is showing.

>>35297848
I'd make a terrible dragonslayer, I like commitment too much

>>35298248
then do your part and find someone who will, thats what i do

Cool down this summer

>>35298289
I'm just become a one hit wonder dragonlayer. I'll leave the dragonslaying to other men.

>>35298222
If you mean native /jp/ posters, first it's stupid to still call them that when most the regular posters are probably post-move now and then it doesn't make sense comparing them to the /d/ threads.

>>35298329
doesnt matter, once youve done it, its your label for life

>>35298373
Sure it does, have you been to the /d/ mg thread? It's basically a tohou girl thread but monstergirls and nswf. All they do is coom post, or at least that's the thread I peeked at before checking out the fumo thread.

It's just quaint is all. No need to flip the boogeyman alarm.

>>35297848
Is it pronounced 'dragons-layer' or 'dragon-slayer'...?

>>35298482
Dragons-layer. As I said, I only have it in me to be a dragon-layer

>>35297282
>"Eyyy! You just posted cringe anon! That is going into the Book of Grudges! What's that, you're not aware of dwarven culture and rules? That's also going into the Book of Grudges!"

>>35298300
I wish I could rub my face on loli Tsurara thighs and belly.

>>35298482
yes

who does your cock belong to, anon?

>>35298646
my wife, of course

>>35297304
Why would she buy me?

>>35298779
Because you are a steal anon

>>35298569
Fucking KC man. This is hands down the worst 'dwarf' I've ever seen. Looks like a troll doll, the fuck was he thinking?

>>35298795
now what she will do with me, make me her cum pump or something?

would a dire cheshire be the smuggest being alive?

>>35298646
A big mean heckhound.

>>35298811
It's no different from lalafels and harvins, Japan just have a very set image of their midget races.

>>35298811
I kinda wish she'd get hit with the redesign hammer, like it's bad enough it's toddlercon, at least lose the fucking plush bear and the crude toy stitching on all her clothes and little kiddie bag. I feel like dwarves should be more than just personified lolicon bait.

I thought they had meticulate hands, what is that crude hammer by the way? The fucking p'orc has a better crafted hammer.

>>35298833
Maybe. You want to be tied to her body at all times?

>>35298646
My queen, the divine pharaoh

>>35298957
no, I want her to be as motherly as possible

>>35298646

>>35299146
Being a hip and waist man in the sabbath must be hell.

>>35299123
She is still a retired war model though. So be patient with her in this transitional period. Like when she orders you to pull down your pants so she can give her "cute little boy" a merciless blowjob, even at the most inappropriate times.

>>35299415
fine by me, she can be a perv as well

What are some of your favorite monster girl bands/recording artists?

>>35299453
ACBC

>>35299436
One cool thing about automatons is that they can multitask very efficiently. So you can facefuck your big and tall momma automaton while she is doing the dishes or whatever.

I love monster girls, but i'm scared of sex with them cuz my cock is too sensitive. Can i just become their friend?

>>35299475
A - A
C - Cock
(is)
B - Better
(than no)
C - Cock

>>35299453
I am partial to Linda Wanstdat.

>>35299525
That's what Jinkos are for my dude, sex will come eventually though but for the meantime you can be friends.

>>35299539
>Hellhound singing with a sweet as nectar voice proclaiming her love for (You)
Very very nice, something about Hellhounds being little sweetiepies just melts my heart.

I want to go 4mons /his/ and argue with the hakus on there and say something very false is true

>>35299645
>Was such a powerful moment in history when George Washinging crossed the Delaware to defend Alcatraz from Stalin's continental invasion force

Undead royalty

>>35299699
undead hag that eats everything in sight, thats for sure

>>35299453
The one metal band with the moth girl frontman I can't remember the name of.

>>35299699
Deserve your loyalty

>>35299453
the maneaters but they don't get none

>>35299771
>chose the name because it sounds cool
>all guys think they're either too intimidating or already taken
It's not fair bros. The Maneaters deserve love too.

>>35299742
Dicked Angel

>>35299453
the bands of cherishes named CBT

>>35299645
>Say the order could have won the battle of Lescatie
>Get a minimum of 40 replies from very angry hakus

>>35299699
need hugs

>>35299764
Oh yeah?

>>35299897
gonna post my hand saying "and this is why you'll never hold it"

Big muscle girls look cute in frilly dresses, prove me wrong.

>>35299946
Oh yeah.

>>35299956
Don't do them dirty like that.
The replies would be pure gold tho.

>>35297282
Vampire Counts and Countesses

>>35299983
I can't prove something so right to be wrong, bnut I can say one step above that is old hags in frilly dresses look better

>>35299983
>>35300067
Big old muscle hags in frilly dresses are the cutest of all.

>>35300063
Feeding - doesn't matter if some lolibaba's sitting in your lap or if some tittymonster ojou is utterly dominating your personal space - it's always top notch stuff.

>>35300079
Up until they accidentally shred it, anyway.

>>35300142
Man shoulders utterly makes or breaks a muscle girl. That one has man shoulders. And a man chin, now that I think about it.

In short; nigga you gay

>>35300166
Sure thing dude.

>>35299880
Their debut single parachute was amazing, can't wait for more!

>>35300142
When they shred it, they get even more flustered, which makes them even more cute.
Big old muscle hags truly are the peak.

>>35300180
>Man shoulders
>Narrow hips
Go back and look at the proportions of that orc magical girl to cure yourself of the gayness. Post that thing again and I'm going to be compelled to kindly direct you to a board that would be more accepting of your homosexuality.

>>35300234
>He doesn't know what a woman looks like

>>35300267
Where do you think you are, friend? I am intimately familiar with the proportions of 2D girls and what they should look like. In fact, I would call my self an authority on the matter.

>>35300205
>they get even more flustered, which makes them even more cute
Definitely true.

>>35300234
No problem my guy.

>>35300180
Big girls should be made to wear embarrassing clothes.

>"Well, you see..."
>""The thing is..."
>"I kinda...
>"L-L-L-...you..."

>>35300291
Hey, that one's pretty good in the hip department, still got a pointy man shoulder issue, but I'll hold off on recommending you to /y/. You seem a little closer to bisexual, rather than homosexual.

>>35300311
Loathe? Lambast? Lift?
Lick?

would monster girls make their sons wear clothes that don't show much skin and would scold them if they wore slutty clothes when they went out?

>>35297282

>>35300347
Lost. You can't just launch into a indepth conversation into the virological implications of the ancient silk road and the impacts it had on the Roman Empire without at least offering some context to the poor girl first.

>>35300347
>Lick?
Well yes, but also no.
But she will lick you.

>>35300304
And yet it's tragically hard to find examples.
You'd think that with the internet's obsession with gap moe it'd be more common, but apparently not.

Remember:

Monstergirl state leader(s) must be surprisingly (or unsurprisingly) happy and elated when they see a marching enemy human army like this marching to their lands right? Because; 'yay more husbands and boyfriends for us!'

>>35300392
That would be "you lost me", you absolute cretin. Subject. and object are flipped around. Dummy.

>>35300311
I also like you like a friend

Which monster would listen to dungeon synth with me?

>>35300441
I just figured she was such a blithering wreck that she repeated the 'you' because it wasn't audible at first.

>>35300304
Yes

>Work with a bunch of monster girls
>Go to the company Christmas party
>Arrive early and spike the drinks with massive amounts of fertility drugs and aphrodesiacs

>>35300510
fuck off tranny

>>35300518
went from chirstmas party to chirstmas gangbang

Reminder that angels are dangerous and should not be underestimated.

https://twitter.com/JonOoedo/status/1400717407023341570

>>35300535
?

>>35300552
I like angels tho

>>35300440
Well, let's say we have strict equal force limits, but since we live in clown town, there is no set force limit, so we'll make it arbitrary.

So, our equally matched forces meet in the field and begin battle. Assuming the force of mortals actually want to fight and the force of MGs are actually willing to fight as well.
There would be casualties on both sides, pretty heavy casualties as well. THe MGs wouldn't be using their vast force of stronger stuff, but instead a collection of weaker, disposable, infantry and heavy shock troops to wrap up. The initial disposables (Koolds, Goblins, etc) would get cut down pretty quickly, but they're suppose to.
When the shock infantry hit, then the casualties would start mounting pretty hardcore. Most mamano are faster, stronger, and a hell of lot more able than most mortals. Exchanges would probably be at a 3:1 ratio if the mortals are lucky. The most likely outcome would be both forces pulling back, burying the dead, and dealing with the PoWs on both sides.

This is of course excluding any tactical concepts such as positioning, magics, or anything of the like. It's 1000 Soldiers on one side and a equivalent force on the other.

HOWEVER, as this is a porn setting. Nothing actually occurs, people have sex and nothing of value is lost or gained.

>>35300569
That drawing was commissioned as the avatar for a tranny vtuber. Hence the jaw and shoulders

>>35297282

>>35300593
Don't respond to the warhammer spammer as if you're talking to an actual human bro

>>35300634
>he says as he replies to a /tg/ autist

>>35300410
Indeed. My Gazer waifu is pretty insistent on licking me when I seem most defenseless. A frequent reminder that "all of you belongs to me", as she would say.

>>35300518
>he doesn't know it was already spiked

I want to be adopted and raised by a shirohebi momster

>>35300669
>he says as he replies to a guy replying to a /tg/ autist

>>35300610
Is it possible to ever stand a chance grappling against a snek in a snuggle? The tail seems impossible to overcome.

>>35300706
Yes

>>35300699
>bring a girl home
>it's her bosses daughter
>she seethes
>anon is innocently playing with his new friend

>>35300742
There is one trick that can help you turn the tables.
You have to OIL UP.

>>35300607
The drawing is damn good and I don't want to ignore it because there's a tranny in there somewhere.

>>35297282

>>35300757
>then after the girl leaves, the coil begins

>>35300815
Nobody is falling for it, shitposter.

KC has mentioned Oz as a potential source of new monsters and much of that series is uncopyrighted which means that eventually we can make
>they fly now!?
Jokes about flying monkeys

>"If you don't get up, I'll deep kiss you until you fall back asleep."
>"Well? What will it be?"

>>35300866
>coil
Love that band. Shirohebi momster has good taste

>>35300894
give me no3 please

>>35300900
Pulling her in for a deep kiss, while staring into her big eye or in her other eyes.

Living the dream

>>35300900
why ya looking at me with them big old eyes for?

>>35298646
To a cute,pure,loveable,shy,beautiful Elf

>>35300975
Hell yes.

>>35301011

>>35301041
I wonder, is gazer goop easy to get off clothes?

Help, I misspelt angel as angle on the wife application form and now there's a jabberwock in my living room who keeps drinking my beer and calling me and the telly cunts when her footie team misses the goal. She also doesn't know how to work a computer but still ordered five servings worth of fish n chips from the nereid eatery down the street. He

>>35301103
>five servings
Grope her belly and she will run away.

>>35301103
grab the dough and tell her to lay off the fish and chips for a while

>>35300607
To think I just came off making fun of one 'girl' for 'her' manjaw and manshoulders.

Women have the wall. Men have their fucking skeletons, lmfao. I love muscle girls. Please stick to posting muscle *girls*

>>35297282

>>35301142
Pretty sure I'm humouring bait but your post only works if the men in question delude themselves into thinking they're something they aren't. It's different from ageing poorly

>>35301183
It's a shit analogy when expanded out to the general male population, I know, Haku-chan.

There's a whole lot of bitching going on right now to the point where I don't know who's whining about who.

>>35301136
>>35301141
>try to grab her tummy
>miss and end up fingering her pussy
Now what smartypants

>>35301068
It's magical substance, created and somewhat controlled by her mana. With just a wave of hand, it will dissipate.

>>35301210
Well if you're that bad missing such a big target, then just finger her until your fingers becomes soggy.

>>35301210
god gave us two hands, so where do you think the other hand is gonna go?

>>35301215
Imagine actually letting your husband out of the goo.

This post brought to you by Slime Time™

>>35301235
Do you think nereids/undines/etc get embarrassed if their husband gets raisin fingers from fingering them? Like when you spend too long in the bath
I know they aren't exactly water and that obama mana would prevent adverse health effects from monster bodies but it's still funny

>>35301103
My neighbour is a Wock, and everytime there's a game on, all I can hear
>BANG BANG BANG
>GAM ON WONDALAND
>BANG BANG BANG
>SCOR SOME FACKIN GOALS
I leave the house for about 2 hours so I don't need to hear it, it's even worse when she brings her mates over for a drink.
I despise Wonderland FC, except for Ngubua, she's the best.

>>35301313
Maybe, if they are coated in a thick layer of their "lewd water". Making ropes between your fingers as you open and close them.

>>35301327
barcelona betta team, messi betta

I want to lap up some gremlin nectar like you wouldn't believe

>>35300311
Silly Gazer can't even tell her man she loves him. She should learn to be honest with her feelings, that's more attractive.

>>35301362
I want to test an automaton with questions only a human could answer. Like asking what her favourite dinosaur is

>>35301205
Whining about fit women who need to look more like women and less androgynous. Shocking, I know, you wouldn't think it to be a contentious topic unless some one were trying to push an agenda.

>>35297282
I'd trust this fox.

>>35301362
what are the effects of drinking gremlin milk

>>35301384
>people have different tastes in women than me, this is clearly a sinister plot

>>35301373
>What do you love about me?
>Dial-up noise

>>35300000
>You will never a threesome with two insatiable pearshaped vampire lolibaba sisters
>one sitting on your face while the other one is riding you into the bed
I probably need to become an undead incubus to be able to handle it in the long run.

>>35301384
>lick

>>35301446
Well, it'd probably happen pretty fast with those two.

I want to be a minor incompetent villain with an ancient evil CC wife that's retired and just wants to be a good housewife and mother

>>35301446
>fillling up the lolibaba with my spunk, while the other lolibaba fills me up with her juice
Perfect.

Yeah. I've fallen asleep in there before. Mid-doggystyle. I think she laced her hair with sleep magic or something. That and her eyestalks, and her oh-so-soothing voice.

And the way her muscle control is so strong that she can just milk it all out of me again and again without moving the rest of her.

>>35301418
"Male" isn't "different tastes in women" bucko. Side note: this is a very good artist.

>>35301580
Of course, good thing they're all girls.

>>35301580
If you see males where there aren't any, that's your problem.

>>35301580
>male shoulders
>those hips
UH-OH
>>>/y/
>>>/lgbt/

Ohhh, all of a sudden we're not posting manshoulders and manchins anymore... funny that.

>>35301553
It's great. Watch them cling to you when it is time for cuddling. Maybe one is making out with you while the other one is slowly jerking you off with her thighs.

>>35301669
That's a lot to worship

Please stop fighting you are upsetting the jinkos

I don't like lolis, I like mature monster girls

>>35300440
>>35300593
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/79718057/#79737316
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/79718057/#79747049
You could have just said "i'm from /tg/" and been told to fuck off all the same.
>>35300634
They're both the same person. It's a schizo replying to himself.

>>35301738
You have to lick all the abs

>>35301764
>It's a schizo replying to himself.
Classic /tg/

>>35301709
Mhmm... yes. Having a passionate french kiss, while the other one milks my dick with her thighs.

Box devil!

>>35301783
Seems like she wants me to suck as well as lick

>>35301669
Ok
You want a medal or somethin'?

hey now wight cow

>>35301872
Wrong post fug.
Oh well, more bird. >>35301756

>>35301815
I always thought mino milk would be more malty and earthy in flavour. Maybe even vaguely chocolate.

>>35301872
Yes please. It's a rough service of duty, but if I can ensure that only preeminent musclegirl monsterigrls what blend perfectly their physical prowess with their femininity and compromise on neither are posted, I'd feel like the blood, sweat and tears I shed for the cause will not be in vain.

>>35301880
What're you looking at?

>>35301928
See >>35301887

>>35301942
Stop staring at me with them big 'ol eyes!

>>35301740
Hug from a Jinko would make me feel better.

>>35301946
W-well I still want a medal...

>>35301806
Fucking one in missionary while the other vampire sister is riding her face is also a good one.

>>35301887
P L U M A G E

>>35301960
>Don't look at me
This delights the Gazer, to the point she looks at you even harder.

>>35302004
That too.
Or eating one out on the desk, while the other one sucks you off from under the desk.
Or sucking on one's nipple, while the other one is giving a handjob.

>>35302053
What an evil little thing!

>>35300607
As long as people are posting the 2D character and not stuff about the streamer I don't rightly give a damn.

I mean honestly who actually watches that shit

Are you a cat fucker?

>>35302089
the 2d character is a tranny though. I thought I won this argument already, so fucking help me anon, I'm going to start posting actually tasteful buffgirls again if you don't fucking relent. I'm warning you faggot. Abs and broodmother hips and fat tits from here to kingdom cum, do you want that?

>>35302131
Really liking the dynamic here.

>>35302131
nah, I like fat tails

>>35302072
>One vampire sister is deepthroating you from under the desk you are using while the other sister is asking you where her sister is.
There would be plenty of cute sibling rivalry.

>>35302022
is for wrapping husbands in soft wing burritos

>>35302172
My poor balls will be drained a lot, as they want to have the same amount of semen shot in their bodies.

>>35302143
FUCK YUEAH, FAGGOT. POST 'EM YA BITCH

>>35302143
Oh, well that's weird. I thought you meant the person playing them.

>>35302162
what, never seen a maine coon?

>>35302143
>do you want that?
Yes

>>35302210
YOU ASKED FOR IT
>>35302234
idk, idrc either. i just want gross man-things and man-thing adjacent things out of my thread

>>35302143
One more for the road then.

>>35302256
WHY I OUGHTA alrite that's enough of that

>>35302143
>I thought I won this argument already
You didn't do shit, "winning" in an internet argument does nothing.

Fresh Miran cuisine. Don't get sand in it

https://pastebin.com/0YZaG1Ud
>Mirado Potato Salad
>“Hello, oh? It seems you’ve brought along a boyfriend today”
>Ufufu Indeed Spring has finally come to me... When I first laid eyes on him, I felt my whole body shiver... We were fated to meet

>“My, how wonderful... Congrats We harvested some very good looking Mirado Potatoes today, so I made a salad like last time, try it if you want Well then, you two please enjoy yourselves...”

>Thank you Ufu, ufufu Now then, I’ll feed you, open your mouth
>Well? It has a very gentle taste, doesn’t it? This salad is made of “Montatoes”, which are a kind of Intimacy Vegetable (WG2-p.47), and uses a variety cultivated in Mira known as “Mirado Potato”
>Mirado potatoes feel sticky in your mouth, and have a very strong sweetness They’re a common ingredient on this island, and although this is a salad, it’s often served as a garnish at taverns in Mira.
>Actually, this Mirado Potato Salad doesn’t use any spices The taste changes slightly depending on the type harvested from each field, but they all share the same exquisite sweetness, especially if they are freshly harvested ones like the ones used in this salad, and by simply peeling and washing them as is, you can make a dish whose ingredients are enjoyed just as they are
>Montatoes are rare among the crops harvested in the monster realm, because effects such as lust or excitement... Ufufu, there’s almost nothing in them to make you feel such lewd effects, they’re something couples grow to enjoy purely for their taste and shape. Of course, these Mirado Potatoes are the same, if you eat one, it won’t make you feel lewd or anything.

>That makes me a little disappointed, because I want you to feel like that all the time, but still, these Mirado Potatoes represent Mira’s “Lunch Dishes”, and are a pure symbol of “enjoying food in Mira”
>You see, Mira has many delicious restaurants, right? However, if you eat and drink way too much at noon, all you’ll eat afterwards is your beloved partner And after that’s happened, you’ll just head off to bed right? Ufufu, that would be very welcome too, but that would also mean you wouldn’t be able to go around and around enjoying Mira’s food...

>Eating dishes made with these Mirado Potatoes at lunchtime is quite popular
>Every restaurant grows and serves their Mirado Potatoes differently, so you can enjoy yourself seeing what kind of dishes they come up with Not to mention, even this salad tastes different depending on the restaurant, so you can order different restaurants’ Mirado Potato Salads and enjoy their differences
>Many of the food stalls along Mira’s main street also use Mirado Potatoes in their dishes.
>As for me, I love “Mira Sweet Boil”, which is Mirado Potatoes steamed to lock in their sweetness, added to “Sweet Squid”, a type of squid caught in the waters near Mira that has a suuuper concentrated sweetness, and I also love “Fried Mirado”, which are baked crispy on the outside by an Ignis’s flame, and is so thick that it spills outside... I always end up eating too much Ufufu, as I thought, would you like to try some? Ufufu, well, don’t be shy and say “aaah~” If you do, I’ll take you to a place I recommend

TL Note:
In the Japanese text, a fusion of the words for "Monster Realm" (Makai) and "Potato" (Imo) is used (Makaimo), in the Intimacy Vegetable article, Brolen translated this as "Mamono Realm Taters", but I've gone with "Montato" (MONster realm + poTATO), as I believe it more accurately expresses the original word combo.

>>35302303
I won the retard Olympics, I get the retard Olympics trophy god damnit

>>35302089
Wrong board and thread vtumour
>>>/vt/

>>35302305
https://pastebin.com/LWwEYii8
>Five Flowers’ Spirit Restaurant
>Wow, there’s a lot of people today...!
>This place, the Five Flowers’ Spirit Restaurant, just opened recently, and is now very popular in Mira
>Ufufu, this place is run by five monsterized elemental sisters, and it’s both a bar and a dining house.
>They have a somewhat different way of running the place, and today is a holiday, so all five sisters are in the restaurant Yeah, holidays are an exception, but usually, the girls are in the store individually depending on the day of the week, the eldest on Undine Day, the second eldest on Ignis Day, and so on.
>All of the sisters are song maidens, and they’ve all received proper bridal training at a Spirit House, so they are outstanding song maidens, and each of them has their own specialty they use to add their own color to the restaurant

>Ufufu, to give you a brief introduction, the one guiding customers over there is the eldest sister, an Undine She’s patient, very reliable, and as the mediator of the sisters, she is the best at housework. She is a very caring person, and even gives pure water to those that have become flat drunk from drinking too much of Mira’s delicious alcohol, nursing them back to health

>The second eldest, an Ignis, is a little crude at first glance, oh, look, she’s the girl cooking over there, ara ara, she’s scolding a customer for stealing a bite Ufufu, she may not always be honest, but she is a very helpful person... See, it looks like she’s serving customers this and that She’s lining up more dishes than anyone could eat She’s very good at cooking, so she often listens to the worries of other song maidens who have crushes, teaching them the best dishes to win over a man’s heart
>The third sister, a Glacies, is... Ummm, oh, if you look into the back of the kitchen, she’s the girl focused on making sweets.
>She’s always calm, yet taciturn, but she’s kind at heart, and very skilled with her hands The sweets she’s making right now are frozen desserts made with ice, they’re very delicate and beautiful, aren’t they? Her sweets are so suuuper popular that, especially when she releases a new one, a ton of people line up in front of the store...! Fulafel-chan also loves her sweets and, ufufu, I actually often line up with Fulafel-chan too

>She also decorates the restaurant with her ice sculptures at night, and when you light them up with lamps, it becomes a very beautiful and fantastic space
>And then there’s the fourth sister, the Sylph singing cheerfully over there She’s so cheerful and innocent that you can feel it from here, and she’s the best singer among the sisters, she’s also in charge of promoting the restaurant, and she still comes to Spirit Houses, teaching apprentice song maidens how to sing
>Ufufu, the fifth sister, a Gnome, is, oh, as I thought, she was in the field in the back She’s the one in charge of this restaurant’s roots, that is, its Spirit Field, and she’s the most self-paced of the sisters, sometimes seen snacking on new dishes in the kitchen... It seems she’s also in charge of food tasting She not only works at this restaurant, but sometimes she is called to other stores as well, and if there is a field that isn’t doing well, she lays down her earth mana so that it will more easily grow healthy crops. That’s why, even though she looks slow-paced like that, she’s a very earnest and dependable girl

>These girls may all be different kinds of elementals, but they were born as spirits here in Mira at the same place, at the same time, so they are considered five sisters.
>Strange, isn’t it? Even though they are different spirits they were born in the same place, and strangely enough, they look just like each other.
>These girls are wonderful, aren’t they? We’ve been living together with spirits on Mira for a really long time, but these five sisters were actually the first spirit song maidens in Mira. That’s why their influence is so big, and now Mira’s Undines are aiming to become song maidens, there are young Slyphs training to become song maidens on Matori, and the spirits on Mira are slowly changing after seeing them
>As a song maiden myself, when I see a wonderful shop like this one, I realize I have a lot to learn Fufu, jeez, how long are you going to gaze at those girls? Uh-uh-uhn~, as your punishment, this time you have to feed me these ice sweets, aaahn~

Final stretch, the next update is the last one.

>>35302305
>Mirado Potato
It rhymes!

Who would like some carbonated beverages?

>>35302089
>>35302234
Most of the time when I see vtubers in this thread it's some coy faggot who pretends it's not them and simultaneously makes thinly veiled references.

>>35298646
To a mischievous no-good trickster fox

>>35302369
Pretty sure the particular person you speak of is more interested in stirring shit than anything else.

>>35302369
vtubers brought the crossie plague, and unfortunately there's no social distancing from cancer.

>>35302198
Such is life(or unlife) as the lord of the vampire mansion.

>>35302389
Which is weird, because he still pops up from time to time, yet I don't remember the last time someone took his bait.

>>35302489
Yesterday

I wonder what cuddling a Manticore would be like....
Would the fluff be soft? Or coarse? Would she cup her paw around the back of your head to hold you to her breasts like they were a pair of pillows? Would she wrap her tail and wings around you? Would her tail feel smooth? Would it be cool, or warm? So many questions, so little time....

>>35302373
>1 tail
Very suspicious.

Jiangshi stuck!

>>35297282

>>35299453
I love listening to my momsters old vinyl records. My favorite is that Creeping Coin Jenni Cash, I love her sweet Alto tones and her great guitar skills.

>>35302517
COW

>>35302517
Ohhh I'll bet she's hoppin' man now

>>35302487
A hard but nice life. With lots of benefits.

>>35302517
>step anon, help I'm stuck

>>35302305
If a monster girl went out of her way to specify that an ingredient isn't an aphrodisiac that would just make me paranoid. That's how you end up in a "LUNCH DATE RAGING MUSHROOM SALAD PRANK [GONE WRONG] [GONE MARITAL]" video.

>>35302505
Now looking at it, I've just realized the other is in fact, a babbycore.

>>35302517
Undead onahole wife get!

>>35302566
Ah the Girl in Black, what a timeless performer.

>>35302673
Well, it's probably expected for them to note when an ingredient isn't an aphrodisiac given that 90% of them are.

>>35302673
basically everything else on the menu is so it makes sense to me

>>35299453
the wineos

>>35299983
>>35300180
>>35300142
>>35300304
>>35300291
>tfw your Oni momster and MGCWF Heavyweight Champion, The Raging Red Tornado has never been seen in the same room together

>>35302777
>Cmon kid, I know you've got more fight in you than that
>Get up! Next round!

>>35302758
Just like in real life
>Menus in MG lands have little marks denoting dietary preferences and restrictions
>Vegan, vegetarian, gluten free
>Aphrodisiac free
>Low DE corruption
It helps when serving human clientele. The sort who aren't brainded Order zealots, but not quite ready to go full monster.

Also, some couples have a busy day ahead of them, and do not want to get sidetracked by surprise sex after a meal.

>>35302797
time to do my signature move, milkin time

>>35302837
getting some poison-free dish in undead lands sounds challenging but they've always struggled in the tourism industry.

>>35302768
What's their music like?

>>35302777
Now that you mention it, I don't think I've seen my momster and "Macho Mino" Rhonda Savage in the same room either.
Come to think of it, momster does seem to spin and yell randomly just like Rhonda Savage did.

>>35302869
Clever, but not very effective unless she's pregnant.

When did muscular mg become tranny?

>>35302924
No need to dig up the pointless argument again anon.

>>35302908
my hands have been cursed to induce extreme lactation in monsters

>>35302908
I can't help but see the guy as cartoon Jackie Chan every time I see this picture.

>>35302938
I just need an excuse to post more abs.

>>35302980
why ya need that?

>>35302980
>needing an excuse

>>35302837
I would be the dude who who eat the most DE saturated, aphrodisiac filled food just cause and do it in front of those who can't

>>35302980
You really don't need an excuse.
Just say
>God I want to lick this Yeti's sweti abs after she fucks me senseless
It's not hard.

>>35303104
>lick this sweti abs
YES

>>35299261
>Being a hip and waist man in the sabbath must be hell.
Men who like little girls with wide hips must search outside it.

>>35303155
I want to crumble this wight's legs up on her and mating press her into a wight squared

My waifu is hard at work, developing new and exciting magic tools and equipment.

>Spectral Gauntlets
Based on the Wight's famed spectral claws, these fine gloves allow anyone with a good grasp of mana control to project claws that can phase right into the nature of someone's being. Ever wanted to caress a soul and watch the reaction? Now you can! (Beta testing still in progress)

>High-class Necktie
Stylish, comfortable, and with eye-popping stats more than worth the price, this necktie is made from the finest Arachne silk, and dyed in the mana of their significant other. For the reserved yet headstrong husband (or wife) that's a bit too proud to wear a collar. The perfect gift to remind them of you all day long. (Custom designs available upon request. Special order only)

Thoughts? Suggestion?

>>35303196
would wear that necktie

>>35303231
My wife came up with the the prototype for my birthday. I specifically told her not to get me a collar. Cheeky little devilish girl.

>>35303196
make the gauntlet for tentacles and you have sold me

>>35303196
i'd be interested to see its applications on or against a wight.

>>35297282

>>35303371
occult club member being shog, ironic

>>35303424
looks like a flayer to me

>>35303438
brain went shog, now that I look at again, its a flayers

I just want a big strong monster girl to hug and cuddle with after a really shitty day at work.

>>35303486
Don't we all, anon

>ywn get to produce a death metal group full of rebellious Kiki teens.

>ywn get to produce a classical music group full of rebellious Hellhound teens.

I want to eat a cow.

>>35297282

I want to get molested by tentacled monster girls

>>35303507
>ywn get to produce a death metal group full of rebellious Kiki teens.

>After they have a concert they pick up brooms and start to clean up the stage after themselves.

>>35303531
cute dorks

>>35303537

Morte Lumina

You know what would be a dream job in mge. That guy who films himself getting bitten by venomous creatures except with monstergirls

>>35303652
>Guys, there's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like, but if a Kraken tries to touch you in a place or a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's NO GOOD.
>Cockatrice Sez

How does Kiki-san adapt to my cat being terrified of even 'quiet' vacuums?

>>35303698
>its all good, go to that shady alley, let that old kraken touch you, go outside with no clothes, act weak in front of a hellhound
>Anon

>>35303744
it's okay as long as she slips you a 20 dollar bill afterwards

>>35303761
I would let her do it for free but the money is okay as well

>>35303788
i find it important because it adds more shame and also free lunch

>>35303812
I feel ya, I would be a young boy tricking on the corner in MGC

>>35303165
I want to fold a loli wight's legs into a mating press position and missionary anal her with handholding.

What would be 4monsters /b/ be like?

Remember to bully your monster girl supervisor, Anon.

>>35303993
why, it feels good to let her manhandle me

>>35303939
Bunch of shotacon monster girls drooling over young boys and loli monster girls fishing for males.

>>35304090
would take a potion and catfish a lot of them

>>35304106
>taking potion
>becoming a shota
>Post selfie saying i'm hungry.
>hundreds of cows, goats and every other dairy producing monster girls are posting their leaking tits.
Totally worth it.

>>35303993
you don't really need to do any active bullying, the OL life will take care of that by itself.

Are the flames coming off a hellhound real or just for show? Could you cook off of them? DO they control their intensity? Because having flames coming off your head sounds dangerous. I bet they burn down lots of homes each year.

>>35304174
if salamanders get by i'm sure they do just fine

>>35304128
would take slutty photos of my shota body and post 'em on there as well as on /v/ for the hell of it

>>35304205
Taking photos in my tight swimwears. Posting it, while calling them perverts.

>>35304174
They're from Hell, what do you think?
There's a reason the building material of choice there is "enormous stone blocks."

>>35297282

>>35303993
Ms. Lamia has to deal with enough as is. Her sisters all got married and send her pictures on their husbands/sneklings all the time. She's just a bit worn out. Might get her a day pass to a spa or masseuse or something to see if it makes her feel better.

>>35304252
also telling him how sick they must be while posting more provocative pics

>"let's see what's in the monster girl thread toda-"
>anons talking about how they want to become little boys and take slutty pictures of themselves
...

>>35304293
With a nice bulge and stain at the top. Asking for to post their nudes on blue boards, if they want to see more.

Imagine getting attacked by an orc horde, except it is so high level it is composed entirely of h'orcs.

>>35304365
hi high orcs

>>35304365
in a similar vein a harem of hobgoblins sounds nice.

>>35304365
Are Dire/Arch H'orcs part of the horde?

what monster girls are the best for being sugar mommas?

>>35304436
Nukis and Creeping Coins, no doubt.

>>35297282

>>35304174
Yes but KC already created a handwave back with Ignis and Salamander. The flames are an extension of the monster's mana so they only burn things when she wants them to.

>>35304436
Wights

>>35304174
I would imagine they can turn off the flame at will unless they are excited/mating.

>>35304436
Sandworms!

>>35297282

>>35304341
Perfect way to get doxxed by kiki hotpockets

>>35304577
how tho?

>>35304635
I want to get doxxed by holstaurs. Maybe i wear something red.

>>35304577
Sandworms are the best girls. They deserve the most and best love

>>35304635
I would do that myself while I got enough of them riled up so it is a group raping me

I'm gonna mix with the fox population

>>35304677
That would be most fun if you lived in the middle of nowhere wilderness. Make it more fair for international monster rapists too. It's be like capture the flag with Shia except with shota anon throwing up an aheago on livestream at the end

>>35304688
What are you gonna do when you get it?

More info out on FGO’s Alternate Britain fairy society:
The reason for the disparity in views towards humans is because since fairies superficially copy human culture most of them don’t view humans as more than entertainment and bellow them. Fairies that DO bother to learn more about human reasoning tend to get addicted and change that opinion fast, in a matter of days. They also consider this much more fun as even the idea of making beds soft was alien to them.
The reason humans are still valued even by fairies that consider them beneath them is because the corrupted Mors can’t corrupt humans. So in spite of the difference in power from man to fairy, a human is still the safest soldier to send to fight a Mors. Humans blessed by fae have heightened combat capacity as well.
The Human Ranch tries to replicate a normal city as much as possible because fairies want to keep their natural culture and creativity as intact as possible due to the value they carry. Eventually humans from the ranch may be bought by high noble fairies. In case a human is mistreated and discarded by a bad fairy, Lady Aurora has been using her connections to track down and hire them to Salisbury. Lady Aurora’s ideals of coexistence is becoming more common lately as well.
Fairies that fall in love with humans isn’t uncommon. Though since all fairies are yandere they may need to be suppressed if they start rampaging. Which seems to be common.

>>35304726
Get what? Fox children?

What's the ideal height for a Hellhound?

>>35304701
I want to read douijn that does this or a mean shota getting raped by a monster girl

>>35304910
8' min or 10' max

>>35304732
Fuck off retard
>>>/vg/
>>>/vmg/

>>35304910
4' and 7'

>>35304910
Standing cunnilingus height

>>35304910
125 cm

>>35297363
MGEniggers. Not even once.

>>35265934
Damn... EnslavedAnon was a ryonachad this whole time.

>>35299453
The Village Sabbath

>>35305176
Going for the Prince Harry method of making your costume memorable I see

The truth is that human boys will lose to mamono the moment the portals open.
We are fated to be defeated by them. Do not resist, unless you mean for them to further enjoy claiming you.

>>35305250
but I exist to molest them and sexually bully them

>>35305250
>gets pregnant
>boy has to take care of her for 9 months + 18 years forever
Nice victory there "monsters"

>>35305296
>taking care of her forever
>just doing everything she asks
She beat you without you even knowing.
While you're thinking you won by stuffing her everyday, you've just been doing exactly what she wanted you to.

>>35297282

>>35304910
8 ft

>>35305320
Mutual victory/loss is the best kind

>>35305250
you can't be raped by someone prettier than you so I will never be raped by a monstergirl. Checkmate

I want to milk a living armor

>>35305176
>YMCA but it's promoting sabbaths
Heh

>>35305359
Mutual bullying is also excellent

>>35304910
About 6'4" Not too big but just right.

A monster girl must either be significantly shorter, or significantly larger than her husband. Similar height is illegal.

>>35305443
I want the latter

>>35305359
Double KO instant loss.

>>35305250
why tho?

>making a demon general seethe by outsmarting her on the battlefield

>>35305443
Significantly shorter wife still counts if she grows up to a closer height later, right?

I want to slap monster ass then dash

Has KC ever clarified if MGs bleed during their first?

There is a legend about a Minotaur taking a math exam, she wrote "violence" as the solution to all the problems, she got an A+

>>35305576
>Making an enemy tactician seethe by bearing his daughters

>>35305669
gonna do this expect sexual violence and bullying for ms hakus test

>>35305669
Minos are the greatest mamono in the world.
They can do anything.
Beat your ass or beat the test, doesn't matter, they always win.

>>35305576
>demon general gets a report of an order army heading west
>looks like it's wedding season
>begin pursuing them
>this army marches fast
>can barely catch up to them
>army is getting restless
>some of them have already bought their wedding dresses
>takes four weeks to finally intercept them
>its ten married guys and a hundred horses

>>35305576
>highly talented, experienced demon general planning out the final moves to take anon down
>she has him nearly surrounded and in a position where attempting to flee will 100% end in failure
>within the hour she'll have him completely encircled
>from there she already has a strike team picked out that will crush whatever final resistance he can muster
>of course, she'll be taking to the field to lead it in a glorious display
>once she has her hands on him, she'll take him right in front of his fellows as her husband, demoralizing the rest of them as her soldiers take their pick of mates as well
>she's happily humming to herself as she fantasizes about her victory, just waiting for the last of her troops to get in position
>then a messenger enters her tent
>"Uh, anon seems to have given up when he realized he was beat and just kinda walked at our soldiers... he's making out with one of our frontline zombies right now, ma'am. Congratulations on your victory?"

>>35305443
Larger

>>35305753
Sounds like some scouts are getting last pick of the next catch

>>35305767
>she doesn't know about the decoy general

>>35304910
>shortstacks your Hellhound

>>35305901
the pic, please

>>35305443
It's a win for me either way.

>>35305901
>>35305932
Smol but still rapist.

>>35305794
>it takes her six months to realise this

>>35305443
>significantly larger than her husband
Yes, and that' s why mgs under 2m in height is not an option.

>>35305932
I like how she still has visible abs.

>>35305985
it ain't a hug unless you feel your ribs breakin

>>35306073
the weak should fear the strong

>>35297282

>>35305971
>Demon general has never faced her arch nemesis on the battlefield
>just wild goose chases, decoys and distractions
>spies and agents produce nothing, man is practically a ghost
>unauthorized kidnapping attempt only came back with a straw dummy
>this is more than a strategic matter, a quest for revenge or even a means of restoring her honour now
>it's an obsession
>she must face him down
>she must defeat him
>to prove she is the better of the two
>to show she is the most cunning
>to hold him in her arms and know he exists
>DL gets tired of the lack of results and reassigns her to logistics

>>35306152
turns out to be a Cheshire ass

>>35301404
she's from the future anon
watch out!