/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35219887
First for Minos, the BEST monster!

>>35219887

>>35219887
I am entranced by the ass

>>35219894
Going in for a sip, wish me luck.

>>35201158
I started reading this one late, thanks for the story and good luck with your stuff, Magus. I can't lie, an amazonian Papillon sounds pretty appealing.

>>35219895
Cool. Would gun down outlaws with her

>>35219895
"Your skill is above average."
Magnum Cat

abandoned shrines have such allure

It's illegal for human boys to refuse any manamo romantic advance

>>35219887
That small cat is asking to be bred.

>>35219887

>>35220031
Huh, I thought human boys have no rights?

>>35219975
Why's she standing in the rain? Is she okay?

>>35220066
a hero rejected her, comfort her anon.

>>35220087
I don't have enough umbrellae to cover her

>>35219975
I want to hug her

What kind of "hold my beer" moments would there be among MGE men?
>get drunk, challenge an ogre to a fistfight

>>35220145
arm wrestle runya runya

>>35219975
You don't need to be scared.

>>35219887

>>35220031
>be poor student
>Rich hag mamono approaches you
Fuck it, I'll do it. Being her daki is probably pretty comfy anyway.

>>35220145
Flirt with the local bar's resident cougar 'core

>>35219887

>>35220145
challenge an Oni to a drinking contest

Anyone know of any good monster girl stories involving gentle rape, slavery, or royalty?

>>35220190
I put all my trust in old hags mamano

>>35220145
Ushi Seal Raid.
It's like a Panty Raid, but with Ushi Seals.

>>35220190
Old and lonely monsters ahead.

imagine a monsterized demon realm boar

>>35220145
Streaking outside during heat

>>35220190
What if I'm a middle-class wizard?

>>35219887

>>35220145
go to black mass

>>35220145
Go on the molestor train and keeping your clothes on

>>35220232
>And then he-hic! Swung in and stole my-hic! seals!

>>35220232
>read the back of her seal
>it's a grocery list

>>35220258
I read black mass as black mesa, now I'm thinking of Half-Life with monster girls.

Tigers are ambush predators that are much less likely to attack you when they know you're aware of their presence.
Therefore if you encounter a Jinko that wants to pounce you, look deep into her eyes and you will be able to leave unscathed.

>>35220319
>psychic Vortigaunt gf to cuddle you in your dreams

>>35220333
Locals sometimes wear a mask on the back of the head to fool the tiger into thinking they've been seen.
You know, like how animals have false heads or eyes.
Doesn't always work but it can.

>>35220242
No mamono is going to approach you if you stay in your tower.

>>35220361
Except I go out to run cardio.
And shop.
And bowl.

>>35220379
>and bowl
Classic succubus gathering spot. I hope you like a harem a succs.

>>35219887
>*classical lightning and or thunder sound effects*
>*bats screeching and wing flapping*
>"Velcome to my realms human boy and girl! What can I do for you?"

Hentai in the MGE world where it features a monstergirl protagonist who is unaware that her human boy senpai that she has feelings for is already in a sexual relationship with a 30+ human noble woman hag as a personal fucboi.

Will you read and fap to it?

>>35220413
I'm ok with this.

>>35220425
>Were you human once?

>>35219887

>>35219887
If you keep just using MGE logic instead of keeping an open mind about how something works, no mofu for you.

>>35220425
How old are you actually?

>>35220319
>I read black mass as black mesa, now I'm thinking of Half-Life with monster girls.

Meanwhile pic related orchestrates and manipulates events in behalf of his Employers AND is immune to Demon Energy and Monsterization.

What do you think he'd do in the MGE world in manipulating and orchestrating events in behalf to his Employers?

>>35220473
He reveals he orchestrated the whole thing so he could make money off of an interdimensional brothel.

>>35220425
>The other day I got a letter from my wife. She said she was waiting for me here, in our "special place". It's impossible, that's what I keep telling myself. A dead person can't write a letter.

I swear if Monstergirls and Mamono Mana bastardizes and ruins cutey tomboy women or any cute soft butch woman with short hair. I swear, bad things...

>>35220473
>>35220484
Oh and apologies for the off-topic image... Just trying to reply with somethiing in relation to what I was quoting.

>>35220498
That's why you must reject MGE, embrace MGQ

>>35220498

Is it me or do i smell shit?

>>35220514
the apology rings hollow when you do it anyway.

Somebody's real desperate for (You)s.

>>35220567
I am desperate for crafty corrupted nuns

>>35220291
Ushi blanco?

Monsterboys enhance it because it means that the monstergirl loves you enough to abandon her own species to be with you

>>35220642
whatever bugboi

>>35220642
What a weird way of thinking.

>>35220647
broken horns make me sad

I AM A SLUT FOR NUNS

>>35220642
Why do you keep trying

>>35220598
That's Khrevha the Ushi-Lilim

>>35220660
This. Dont tell this to horned monsters, demons especially, but I like the ones with sharp turns pointing upwards.
>>35220689
I didnt knew even an ushi can be lim. Times change.

Horns are made to be molested and cared for

>>35220679
Probably because you keep taking the bait.

>>35220679
You keep responding.

>>35220739
Draping flowers and necklaces over horns

>>35220661
>cute human nuns bullying incubus anon

>>35220775
we can go further

>>35220799
gently stroke the horns
from the base, to the tip, twisting motions
make her feel nice

>>35220739
Yes.

Manticores have fluffy paws, strong thighs, big wings, neck fluff, and a powerful tail. The cuddles must be divine.

So what do you use to take care of their horns? Wax?

>>35219823
just suffer then lol

>>35220877
That would be angels, but it would feel good

>>35220145
Presenting a Cyclops with a Zweihander.

Fuck the wholesome give me scary looking monster girls

Can your wife cook?

Colossus girls.

>>35220917
You can have scary looking but wholesome to you monsters

>>35220917
Based

>>35220654
One of the major reasons monstergirl romance is satisfying is because of the star-crossed lovers aspect.

>>35220917

>>35220957
i mean monster boys don't need to exist for that to be the case, i would say like just making them more feral and not hardwired to be hornybrained would be enough to get the vibe.

Are there seiso succubi?

>>35220917
I want wholesome time with scary girls

>>35221007
God imagine nuzzling her cheek and giving her big forehead kisses
Wrapping your arms around each other tightly too

>>35220986
>more feral and not hardwired to be hornybrained would be enough to get the vibe.
But they're not hardwired to be hornybrained.

People have this really annoying tendency, especially here and on places like MGR and TFT to take what the Traveling Scholar writes down about the monsters in the encyclopedia at face value. He's quite literally applying with an exceedingly broad brush what an INDIVIDUAL of a species tells him and applying it wholesale to both her and every other member of said species. Like if a Manticore told him every time she queefed she teleported five feet to the left and lost all of his clothes, he's probably gullible enough to believe it because most humans don't have the opportunity outside of Demon Realms to have a conversation with MGs and there not be sex involved.

If they're hornybrained, it's because they're all just basically different flavors of Succubus at this point and at the end of the day, they gotta 'eat' just as much as human men do.

>>35221034
even better if she has to be careful to avoid hurting you from her spikier parts

>>35221072
Fuck off

>>35221007
what kind of small talk do you go for?

>>35220489
I know that videogame reference.

>>35221162
>Strange weather we've been having

>>35221162
man imagine trying to untangle her hair

>>35221162
so many hands
>think of the cuddles

>>35221171
>Strange weather we've been having
>"We're in an underground tomb, there is no weather."
>Errr...I think your tomb is pretty

>>35221162
I would first ask if she needs help untangling. Then I would offer to brush her hair while asking about her day and stuff.

>>35221202
>That's the problem, come on, lets head outside

>>35221145
He's an off topic image poster but he's not wrong. Every profile is based off an interview with one member of the race.

>>35221234
only one?

>>35221162
talk about where she got the red string to my heart

>>35221234
>>35221246
Is there any good examples of variance in his world guides and game? The game taught us about "Tom".

>>35221176
Wash and brush it!
>>35221234
Amusingly (if I remember correctly) the interviews for Greenworm and Papillon were with the same individual.

Here, have some more vampire in your life.

What monster is best for CBT?

>>35221246
The Atlach-Nacha extra art talks about how when the guy got back from his interview his venom had worn off in his wife and she started to insult him for taking too long while while riding him before he could change back.
The scholar goes around and randomly interviewing monster and incubi couples he meets an writes propaganda pieces that are full of hyperbole about them. They aren't meant to be literal or taken too seriously. They are a parody of in game bestiaries found in RPGs.
>Additionally, the settings of the"author of MGE" may cause some misunderstandings.
He is a man who lives in the world of MGE, and separate from myself,
>His descriptions are basicaly generalization, and it is not always true because he has not the viewpoint of the creater.
>Also, he is sympathetic to MGs but maintain an attitude of neutrality, and sometimes is even critical.
>And MGE is the book which is written in a "warn people of the menace of MGs" tone, so it`s descriptions are often more threatening than the monsters actually are.

>>35221306
None. Unless you mean demon silver which cause no pain trash like that belongs somewhere else.

>>35221306
mindflayers would be good at therapy

>>35221312
>Hellhounds are just yanking our legs
Going to go up to a whole pack of them and exclaim how I would never lose to a Hellhound

>>35219887

>>35221162
>Do you have control of all the hands, or just some of them?

Is it marcille time yet?

>>35221162
>>35221007
i'm starting to want some sort of undead kejorou

>>35220986
Honestly, that's just as good. I like it when they're actually supposed to kill you, but fall in love instead.

>>35220031
Good thing I'm too dense to realize I'm being flirted with.

>>35221381
Shut it elf! Can't I see I'm busy staring into your eyes?

>>35220647
Poor girls.

>>35220031
I don't want a cuck horse.

>>35221324
I want a mindflayer to take care of me

>Anon has to save the world but his party consists of 'low level' undead.

>>35220031
>romantic advance
what's that?

>>35220031
is it illegal for a Mamono to refuse human boys advances?

>>35221391
Pretty much any monster can become an undead anyway.
>Although most undead arise from human women, there are also undead elves and dwarves, as well as the dragon zombie described later in this volume. In fact, any monster that dies with regrets has the potential to rise as one of the undead. The kingdom of the undead is, therefore, quite diverse.

Knife rhymes with wife, therefore a knife ear makes the best wife.

>>35221456
either fuck them until they wight or get a fuckton of them

>>35220065
why would humans need rights?

>>35221468
no, redcaps

>>35221470
The world can't wait for that, you have to move!
Enjoy your Skele-mage, Zombie Fighter, and Ghoul Rogue

>>35221234
It's literally the same faggot who makes the same argument every time.

>>35221467
can you kill a undead?

>>35221461
You can outright kidnap her and it'll be perfectly legal as long as she's single.

>>35221487
then time to be the steamroller tank that just doesn't let his party get hurt at all

>>35221505
Now that must be a near insurmountable task to undertake, kidnapping a monster girl.

>>35220521
reject MGQ, embrace Felarya

>>35221535
cant you just pick them up and walk off with them? might need a bucket if it's a slime i suppose

>>35221471
>be identured servant in the ancient high elf empire
>Overhear mistress and her friends laughing about "human rights across the ocean"
>go back to eating out high elf pussy

>>35221548
depends on how big they are

It is quite chilling seeing the same hand that has been lovingly caressing you a while ago create craters in the ground.

>>35221540
Huh. Neat art

>>35221488
If you're talking about the one who's arguing that MGE's entries are based on only one specimen he's not /tg/ schizo. He actually has some knowledge about MGE instead of whining about how he hates it

>>35221456
>Anon has to save the world but his party consists of 'low level' undead.
>loli Wight knight
>loli Lich mage
>loli Pharaoh caster powered by her own divinity

>>35220190
>>35220237
Old hag monster girls finally getting a husband after hundreds of years of being a virgin. God imagine how clingy they'd be.

>>35221535
Now that I think about it, kidnapping a monster girl is impossible. They are always willing to play along as a damsel in distress unless you're a psychopath.

>>35221568
Anon.
Those are low age undead, not low level.

>>35221072
>people have this really annoying tendency of believing the author actually meant what he wrote

>>35221575
There are """slave markets""" where 'helpless' single MGs are sold off to unassuming young unmarried human males iirc

I want to be sold as a sex slave to some horny old hag

>>35221596
Is that canon?

>>35221596
Alright, now this is just fucked up

>>35221586
They're low level because of being low age, it still counts!

>>35221535
Shouldn't be too hard, make a box trap, put some hamburgers and issues of rape monthly as bait and conceal yourself nearby.

>>35221575
maybe keep your presence hidden so they don't know what is taking them

>>35221589
It's been explained from KC himself for like 8+years that the scholar is an in world character and doesn't speak as the author of the setting itself and that Japanese uses hyperbole to get the point across. "Thinking of nothing but sex" is just like saying you are so hungry you could eat a horse. It just means that it feels so good that one could get lost in the moment and not literal 24/7 sex.

>>35221620
Yeah I don't know exactly where I saw that but it's definitely there

>>35221638
>be vewy quiet, I'm hunting monsters

>>35221629
There's nothing wrong with buying a gf.

>>35221620
There are masochistic maledom monsters that manipulate men to rape and ravish them.
>Also, in certain lands, there are marketplaces and auction houses where monsters that were defeated and captured by humans are sold as slaves, but even so, it's actually the monsters that are pulling the strings behind the scenes. It is said that all of the monsters being sold are only those who deliberately lost to humans and let themselves be captured because they personally desired “to have a man take care of them.” They use charm magic and demonic energy to entice men into “running markets and auctions” “buying them” “training them” and “feeding them.” The slavers themselves aren't even aware of it, but they're being pulled along by strings. Even the winning bidders are being completely manipulated so that the monsters can choose their own “master.” In cases where a human man tries to rape a monster, he may think he's doing it of his own will, but more often than not it's actually a result of him being tempted and lead on by the monster being raped herself. Other than that, monsters have various other abilities that they use to tempt and enthrall men, and they will try to have sex with a man using all sorts of methods.

>>35221660
You wouldn't download a girlfriend.

>>35221641
I assume monster girls can sense evil, so if a psychopath attempts to abduct her she'll just crush him. But what if a monster girl kidnaps another monster girl? Does she just go along with it? It's not like she can just corrupt her like a human girl.

>>35221674
>implying

>>35221655
But miss fox, YOU'RE a monster.

>>35221668
So is it still possible to have a prosperous carrer as a kidnapper?

>>35221696
Wow rude.

>Young human noble goes to the slave market and buys himself an old hag monster like this >>35220190
>also buys a bunch of fertility potions
Gotta expand the dynasty

>>35221637
Anon, age can be a number with undead.
For all you know they may be lying about their ages

>>35221713
At this point they would be more of a matchmaker but I guess yeah?

>>35221685
>But what if a monster girl kidnaps another monster girl?
I suppose it's case to case basis, among other things it depends why she did it.
>It's not like she can just corrupt her like a human girl.
It definitely can't end in a boring way when the Queen of Hearts is so interested in a monster girl that she orders a kidnapping.

>>35221721
Gonna make those hags look like that Cheshire pic in the wiki update.

>>35221535
https://youtu.be/mnt85IkzREg

>>35221564
Buddy, I've read a lot about MGE. And I always come to the same conclusion

>>35221645
You'd think people would notice that the profiles aren't completely literal when the writer of the second World Guide is a Dark Matter that behaves in the exact opposite way of the profile's description

>>35221756
so?

>>35221741
Dam that's a big hat

>>35221744
>I suppose it's case to case basis, among other things it depends why she did it.
They may not know the motive. For all she knows the kidnapper could be a monster girl who wants to bully her. At least with a human all she needs to do is let mamano mana do its thing and things won't turn out unfavorably.

>>35221756
or cooking class ushi

>>35221596
do they keep up the act and live as a slave?

>>35221777
Depends on the monster and also DE will change you so probably won't want a slave after it anymore

>>35221777
Again, monsters are not some entities with a single hive mind, the answer, as always, is "it depends"

>>35221728
>For all you know they may be lying about their ages
No reason to assume they are

>>35221751
I want to buy an old kikimora maid and an old vampire hag, move into a neat castle and turn both of my new wives into broodmothers.

>>35221685
but anon evil people can want love too. there's plenty of people in prisons who have families that they love at home.

>>35221755
that being?

>>35221791
I hear you.
The slave market is the best way to find them and the potions needed for such a thing.
>Both their faces when they notice you hit the alchemist's prior to grabbing them.

>>35221777
Depends. She might try to get a sadist to buy her so she can be treated like a onahole with legs. Or she might just be using the slave market to help get a man easier and isn't particularly into being a bondage maid.

>>35221797
When I say "evil", I mean psychopaths and other types of depraved people KC considers beyond redemption

>>35221005
Of course! Unmarried idol succubi who perform love songs in hopes of one day finding their loving husband.

The fact that they seem unapproachable to normal men, and seem to perform mostly in monsterized areas full of married couples and other single monsters, saddens her.

Even when nerdy idol fans attempt to get close, they seem to get snatched up before they reach the autograph table. So many times she heard a married man say “I loved your singing! But I got married on the way to seeing one of your live shows.”

One day, pure succubus idol. One day.

>>35221812
That look would be a good mix of "dread" and hornyness. And just before that they were happily chatting about how they finally got themselves a man(joining the slave market was an act of desperation by the two)

>>35221827
there are some psychopaths who go their entire lives without doing anything bad some never even getting properly diagnosed to know they are some other.

>>35221797
mgs only hate irreedeemable evil psychopaths who take pleasure in other people's suffering. Other than that probably don't count as 'evil' in mgs' book, probably.
On a more meta point of view it seems like KC values atonement heavily where it comes to good and evil. iirc KC stated even if human woman who have sinned monsterizes she would not automatically find "happy ends" and that she would have to atone and work for it; and on the other hand if you truly repent your sins even if you were forever cursed by Eros she might forgive you and lift the curse

>>35221882
you might in good faith assume that's not within the scope of a fantasy.

Alright men, to kidnap a monster without them knowing its a unmarried man who wants them we need invisibility potions, grabbing sticks, rope, a old sack, a unmarked van, demonsilver lace, a jar of peanut butter, and 10 weeks tapdancing lessons,

>>35221860
>Kiki is worried about how she'll do maid work with such a baby bump.
>Vampire is thinking about how hard its going to be to find dresses that will fit.

>>35221898
what kinds of curses does eros dish out?

I'm here to fuck chaos. That's my mission.

Realistically what are your chances of escaping once she makes this gesture at you?

>>35221934
>But on the other hand, she's extremely strict about betrayal and other things that destroy love. It is said that if one of her adherents performs infidelity, etc. not only will they lose her protection on the spot, they'll suffer her divine wrath and become unable to be loved by anyone for eternity. It seems she is very empathetic towards the monsters who are overflowing with love for human men, and it is said that she even actively grants them her protection.

>>35221934
you commit NTR you never gets to be loved by another ever again

>>35221882
Psychopaths who don't do evil should still be fair game, see >>35221898
>>35221916
Or just ask another (possibly already married) monster to do it for you.

>>35221809
You know what it is.

>>35221958
having friends who are married monsters is like the ultimate cheatcode for dealing with other monsters

>>35221918
>>Kiki is worried about how she'll do maid work with such a baby bump.
At least she will get a lot of help from cute kiki daughterus
>>Vampire is thinking about how hard its going to be to find dresses that will fit.
I bet she would try to contact her old vampire acquaintances asap, mostly to gloat

>>35221941
Throw fried tofu as a distraction

>>35222019
>hey miss manticore do you want to prank your sister? I had a fun idea but I need someone to hold her down.

>>35221941
all she needs to do is to say ara ara and I am under her spell

>>35221916
What is the peanut butter for?

gonna to blow a white Christmas up my nose.

>>35219887

>>35222072
Looks like Regura

>>35222091
what a coincidence

>>35222020
>Spends much of her pregnancy sewing little maid outfits for her daughters.
>Meanwhile the vampire is writing letters and commissioning paintings to send to her old rivals so they know about how rapidly her bloodline has expanded.

>>35222048
Mogged

>>35222091
Yeah, new FGO chapter so they started making fanart again.

>>35222041
now your getting it, cooperation is required to commit tomfoolery and bamboozlement.

>>35222057
uh...... emergency snack

>>35222072
>>35222127

Regura is king of hag mountain

>>35222142
she sweaty....

>>35222098
>mating press and impregnate them both in the master bedroom
>aftewards they both just lay there breathing heavily, their faces not hiding that they have been fucked silly
>They are holding hands
They grew up together

>>35222165
An interesting combination considering one is undead.
I better not hear about that vampire's little sister or her dark mage friend.

"Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."
-Marcus Aurelius

>>35222160
She sure is

didnt that guy did a comic what had a girl eat people?

how dangerous is the insides of a sandworm?

>>35222265
Marcus Aurelius? No, I don't think so.

>>35222284
it varies significantly if you are a person or a camel

BEEG hound

>>35222069
Please do not break off pieces of Ice Queens then snort them.

>>35222289
reguar

>>35222300
now I want to see what happens if I do

>>35222291
Run Camelanon RUN!!!

>>35219887

>>35222204
>spoiler
Not for this scenario. Though SDM is one of the reasons I like this combo

>>35222297
i want to rub her belly, call her a good girl, and then leave

>>35222312
Brain freeze.

>>35222329
what if you don't have a brain to freeze?

>>35222204
>>35222326
What monster girl is the most funky?

>>35222356
The undead, because disco died but came back from the grave

>>35222338

Lerncow says...

>>35222356
bogeys love to boogie down

>>35222402
sorry, couldn't read it due to your fat cow tits

>>35222402

>>35219887

>>35221555
Son Goku or Vegeta.

>>35222402

>>35222402
>>35222453

anon do you have an opening statement?

>>35221660
Silicone or TPE?

>>35222503
statement

>>35222503
Yes
I LOVE WURMS

>>35221540
Hell yeah

>>35221540
ironically karbo is what got me into mgs.

>>35222503
I'd like to represent myself in this case. My lawyer made me sign that confession under duress

>>35221540
what is that?

>>35222503
Can I get some milk?

>>35221771
Big hat energy is important for a vampire to establish dominance while out on a sunny day.

>>35221540
Isn't that some unironic furfag and vore setting the mentally ill faggots at MGU invented after KC told them to take down all the MGE materials?

>>35222501

>>35219887

>>35222584
Sonico?

>>35220546
Your mom rang hollow when I slapped her ass and it turned out to be a pair of balloons.

>>35220498
Jesus Christ that's a lot of coffee

>>35220877
Even more divine when you get one to cuddle you and not be tsundere about the whole thing. No smugness or teasing, but pure love, kissing, and curling up into each other.

>>35222630
>the night after she tells you she's pregnant
i could see it happening

>>35222503
Okay, so long story short: I didn't know she was the FREAKING PHARAOH. I thought she was just... some lost tourist who didn't speak a lick of English and needed help. So I brought her home, cooked her dinner and let her crash on my couch. That's it. Full stop.

...Now can you get these unreasonably swole mummies to put down their spears?

>>35222618

>>35219887

>>35222503
2+2= fish wife

>>35222656
I'd think it's absolutely adorable that she thinks that kissing on the lips is how babies happen.

>>35222690
Hinduism has a separate dedicated hell specifically for men who have sex with cows.

>>35222708
So they can continue having sex with cows?

>>35222503
They can't rape you if they're tied up.

>>35222503
Your mom's a nice lady, you should call her more often. She worries, y'know?

>>35222503
Muh dick hard enought to cut steel

>>35222503
why the fuck did I wake up in a courtroom?

>>35222503
Corrupted monsters should wear their precorruption armor and clothes

>>35222503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz9ZVry0qmY

>>35222783
Very good.

>>35222503
Can I get a hug please?

>>35222503
I promise you her hand just slipped, that's all, there's no way she'd cause this much destruction!

I want to marry a greenworm

>>35222503
It was me who stuck gum in that yeti's fur, and I'd do it again

i want to feed monsters icecream

which monster girls needs a good spanking?

>>35222834
i want you to marry a greenworm

>>35222820
TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING
IT'S OVER

Can a ghoul get knocked up from giving blowjobs?

>>35222834
I think they pretty much want the same thing.

>>35222886
I'll take a few raging shrooms and irrumate a ghoul for a few days and let you know.

>>35222897
Greenworm reading Metamorphosis to learn how to become a papillon!

i wanna be married to a wonderworm

>>35219887

>>35222938
I want to get fucked silly by a wonderworm then be next to her with my hands over my face while she puffs on her hooka and asks me if I can go get her a beer.

>>35219887

>>35221072
Stop inserting your disgusting brap fetish shoggy

>>35222940
Loli? More like Falli. Falling of a fucking cliff

Mirror mirror on the wall, whose the haughtiest monster of all?

>>35223023
it's kinda their thing

>>35223023
>nothing changes in the mirror, it still just shows anon standing there
>anon starts to think his magic mirror is broken
>then the vampire countess that was standing right behind him the entire time makes her move

>>35222951
same

>>35223041
whenever I see an elf, I want to molest and nibble those knife ears of theirs

>>35223056
i want to walk away to avoid a disrespectful racist

>>35223056
I want to hear her meep as I run my tongue all along and inside those ears of hers.

Got a response to a question I asked Kenkou on Patreon.
>Regarding monsterized elven women and regular elven women, what are their bodies like? Do regular elven women have beanpole physiques while monsterized elven women have voluptuous physiques?

Most normal elves have thin bodies. Monsterized elves are also thin, but they sometimes have larger breasts and hips than normal elves.

普通のエルフは細い体つきの者が多いです。
monsterized elvenも身体は細いですが、普通のエルフよりもおっぱいやお尻が大きい事がありますね。

>This means that that fanart of a Warhammer Fantasy Wardancer that I post is unlikely to be what a succubized elf looks like.

>>35223052
>anon dodges right as she lunges
>he does again and again, never noticing the vampire as he does

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that its important to make sure that your wife and pet(s) get along.
After all, she's coming in and your pet will be curious as to who this new stranger is

>>35223109
>this isn't the first time vamp-chan tries to pounce on anon
>not the first time she listens to him sighing about "no gf" while constantly dodging her
>will not be the last time she goes home to seethe

>>35221312
Good, so nothing means anything and you can't take anything seriously, not even the world guides.

All that Sabath information is just baphoganda, and mana is stored in the breasts. I'm canonically correct because unreliable narrator.

>>35223136
>she forgot something this time, her panties

I want a Familiar to help me unlock my true potential

>>35223164
I am going to go to a sabbath center and yell that mana is stored in the breasts

>>35223124
>doggo threatened by Kobold wife taking up all the ear skritches
>becomes a sith to try and compete

>>35223189
i want extra large pajamas and to wear them together with a familiar

>>35223189
of becoming a lolicon?

>>35223164
Too bad only WGI is written by the Wandering Scholar.

>>35223124
good thing pets are durable

I am going to wear a fashion disaster and enter an archances web to see what happens

>>35223208
Or it's written by a biased neet ball of mana or a biased goat.

>>35223226
Both of which know far more about monsters than you do.

>>35223104
>Most
>Sometimes

>>35223240
the literalist's nightmare.

>>35223164
>>35223196
>Hakus assert their dominance over smarty-pants sabbath students by resting her breasts on their heads.

>>35223208
i want to hug this smug gote

>>35223235
>"I trust the experts"
Have you heard of the high elves?

lets start at the begining

>>35220190
I love cakes more than anything anyway

>>35223285
God, monster cakes make me want to fuck them retarded

>>35223235
oh god, imagine being a full grown man being manhandled by a loli hellhound and not being able to do a thing about it cause the law is on her side ontop of the freakish strength.

>>35223302
I don't want to

>>35223302
It REALLY doesn't help when the neighborhood cop is her mom.

>>35223319
remember to hug your local single K9 officer

>>35223302
Have you tried bribing her with candy?

>>35223302
easy

>>35223302
then don't hang around the playground, creep

>>35223389
Her favorite flavor of lolipop is dick....

>>35223495
Run anon! RUN!

>>35223214
Think fast, Wurm!

>>35223297
>Anon accidentally discovers how to scarerous a Haku

>>35220986
They need to exist because they are very cute and I want a little brother with spider legs.

Look Anon, you aren't supposed to use the magical ritual to summon yourself the spirit of an ancient warrior to be your wife.

What happens if I bring a cart full of onions to an ogre village?

>>35223662
maid will suffice

>>35222803
Seeing a pair of monster breasts hidden under a sweater arises the need to grope and lift up sweaters

>>35223662
you're right, ill raise an undead dragon instead

>>35223731
>Your wife is not real. She died a long time ago.

>>35223662
But my new wife said it was fine that I did it, you gonna call her a liar?

>>35223662
If she's just chilling there then she needs to be happy.

>>35222685
Would you let your waifu keep a chibi plush version of you for when you’re not around? Bonus points if it’s actually a Voodoo doll

Haughty ojou monsters are for embarrassing and making them wonder why they fell for a commoner.
>wife is talking with her friend at a fancy gala
>"Uh, is that your husband over there?"
>cut to you trying to goad one of the lords into seeing who can fit the most mini quiches in their mouth
>"Y-Yes, but he's a little under the weather right now, so he's not acting like his usual sel-"
>she gets cut off by her aristocrat father laughing across the room
>"Ohoho! Anon, my boy! Good to see you in your usual good spirits"
>your wife's friend is glaring at her while she's sweating bullets

>>35223319
She is out of control!

Remind monsters that their eyepatches don't detract from their beauty, they add to it.

>>35222512
This is a monster thing isn’t it?
I may not have a big butt like my worthy wife,

>>35223842
>ojou wife having a meeting
>during the meeting, Anon brings in snacks and cocoa
>sets his wife's mug in front of her, the one labeled "Queen to Anon's Heart"
>gives her a quick kiss on the cheek while his wife can only grow redder by the second
wonder where it crosses the line from embarrassing to showing off? single ojous must be crying

>>35223898
It's embarrassing when she tells people how great you are in a certain aspect and then you subvert those expectations.
>"I've managed to raise this human from lowly commoner to sophistcated noble."
>immediately introduce yourself with "wazzup, dude"
It's showing off when you meet or exceed those expectations.
>"He's a master of fine dining, you know."
>"You don't have to sprinkle gold flakes on top, but I do it anyways."

I think i'm too underleveled for this boss

>>35223967
Use cheats.

>>35223967
I'd prefer if she just stayed in that form. They muscle form is a bit much for me.

>>35223840
Shirohebi probably can't spirit burn a voodoo doll

>>35223840
Yes, but I would dread to think of what she'd do to it
>during your work day, you can occasionally feel your wife's kisses
>sometimes you can hear her voice when she whispers in the doll's ears
>sometimes she tells it all the lewd things she'll do to you when you get home

>>35219887
KC makes good designs but has shit characters. There, I said it.

What if I shoot a cupid with a demon silver arrow?

>>35224042
i want to get bodied by a cupid after underestimating her cqc ability.

Do you trust those crazy fox eyes?

losenis was screwing around and he drew this for me and some lads

>>35224104
whacked with the horny bat right in the futa cock

>>35224098
The human’s eyes are no better, so it must be fine

>>35224104
what's with the random uptick in baseball monster girl content this last week

>>35223840
Yes. A thousand times, yes.
She'd probably—no, DEFINITELY—make something like a voodoo doll and do things like >>35224029

I get lonely extremely quickly, so having a way for her to constantly reach out to me would be perfect.

>>35223840
I would unironically find that cute irl minus the voodoo thing, especially if the dolls are cosplaying as TF2 classes.

>>35224206
>She makes you re-record some voice lines for the pull string
>”We both got buckets of chicken. Wanna do it?”
>She sighs dreamily as she hugs it tighter
Imagine her surprise when you come home with a bucket of chicken.

>be shota anon, enjoying life with your adopted momster
>say you'll marry her when you grow up
>suddenly, portal to hell opens up, and out comes a demon is a business suit
>"Mr. Anon, if you could just sign here, here, and here..."
>not sure what's going on, but you do it anyways
>"And if you could sign here, ma'am..."
>your momster signs it too
>"The contract is complete. Have a good day."
>as the demon begins to sink back into the portal, she smirks and gives your momster a thumbs up
>you have no idea what any of that was about, so it's best to forget any of this ever happened for the next several years

Snuggle with the dead.

>>35224298
This was written by a zombie.

>>35224298
Yes please

>>35221797
TFW you think you are a psychopath and terrible person and tell your self MGs will never like you

>>35224298
I want a western jiangshi in ragged mail/plate/nun's habbit with seals that read "Whoops! Can't show that part of an Order girl!"

The slightly damp one stuck to her pussy will be especially chaste.

>>35220776
>Incubus captured, tied up, and used as a communal meat-dildo/kiss-slave/cuddle puppet by the horny, lonely human nuns
>Nuns were all committed by their Order relatives for being too horny on main
>Slowly transforming into cruel, domineering Dark Priestesses with every ruined orgasm they tease out of their new pet
>Anoncubus is loving every second of it, especially when the hag Mother Superior decides to join in on the fun

>>35224236
>Collapse on top of your waifu after a breathless 40-minute screw session
>She whispers in Soldier's voice:

"You were good, son, real good, maybe even the best..."

>>35220043
So where did they get the labor for it? An anthill?

>>35224423
I have a hard time imagining human women doing anything but instantly breaking themselves by trying to insert a girthy incubi dick meant for monster pussy.

>>35224439
>"Remember, son: Alping is gay."

I want to vanish into a heckwan's bloodline

For any fellow healers in adventuring parties, do you feel like you're more of a pet sometimes?

>>35223052
>Vamp-chan sighing sadly as she watches Anon play RE8 again while loudly complaining he doesn't have a giant vampire mommy gf

>>35224531
Who're you calling healer? I'm magic dps, thank you very much.

>>35224531
As a healer my biggest dream is always to be knocked up by the party tank

>>35224536
Mamonobanana will fix that.