/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>3521010
This seems to be right up your ally OP.

I maybe listen to one rap song a month, and it's always songs from when I was a kid. Gangsters paradise etc.

As for not expected, I love that old show married with children. Kinda hilarious how both my VN's and that show were both attacked by feminists fucking whores

>ITT things about /jp/ users we wouldn't expect of each other.
I am not a virgin
I shower every day
I am of average weight

>Am I the only shut-in 2D loving VN addicted nerd here who browses /jp/ while listening to gangsta rap?
Yes.

I sustain myself through work?
Granted, I have much less expenses than most.

>>3521020
This
also
I don't listen to nigga rap but awesome music

I'm not male.

99% of the time I post /jp/ wearing only my glitter boxers.

>>3521010
Let me guess, you hang out on IRC also.

>>3521031
pics now.

>>3521031
And sunglasses?

>>3521035
here.

>>3521037
sometimes I have my aviators on.

I hug the opposite gender daily. Feels good and bad bro. Friendzoned by like, 8 people at the same time, and most of them are convinced I'm gay.

Also, I browse /jp/ listening to emo. srsly, I've got Alesana playing right now.

>>3521044
I genuinely feel sad for you.

I browse /jp/ in my high quality smoking jacket, smoking a fine cigar and also having my bitch blow me.

>>3521042
I have a pair just like those. I wear them all the time.
They don't glitter anymore though, since I've had them for a while ;_;

>>3521044

You are a sad person.

>>3521042
YOU ARE THE MAN

>>3521048
stay away from that CAO shit.

I have had better cigars from a gas station.

>>3521048
That seems like a waste.

I use ventrillo to talk few close and only friends I have.

>>3521030
Show your tits.

>>3521044
I hope you're a troll.

I'm a mayor of a town with a population under 5,000

>>3521058
Small and uninteresting.

>>3521059
Now that is interesting.
Unless you are in texas or something, then I just feel sorry for you.

>>3521058
>Show your tits.

It didn't say it was female, just not male.

I'm the president of the United States of America.

>>3521072
I'm sorry.

>>3521072 is my childhood friend

I think I'm taking the same classes as Jonesy this semester.

>>3521058
Nope.
Gotta add on though, I'm not emo myself, I just enjoy the music. I'm actually pretty happy most of the time, which is one of the reasons they think I'm gay.

>>3521066
Not Texas, but I obviously don't want anyone getting even a general idea of which one. I can get away with playing video games at my office but anime has to be downloaded and viewed at home.

>>3521072
Now that's just plain unlikely

>>3521084
tell him I say "hey".

>>3521072

>Implying black people go on /jp/

>>3521072
I knew Obama was a /co/ nerd, but /jp/ too?
America, you're so lucky. You get awesome nerd president, here they're banning L4D 2, banned loli and are fucking the internet sideways.

I've got a fanfiction open in another tab.
A Harry Potter one
I'm enjoying it

>>3521101
fuck off

I have been in the Army.

Not of my own volition, though.

>>3521087

How did your bill to rename the town Gensokyo go?

OP should befriend Sion, race traitors usually hang out together everywhere.
>>3521097
lol Ausfailia?

I enjoy lying to children every chance I get.

So this is the kind of shit we are doing now?

>>3521118
That's unexpected?

There's a wasp hive somewhere in my apartment and it's making me freaking paranoid. Just this second, a huge yellowjacket (might be queen, donno) flew all crazylike around my room. I also proclaim to them, "GET OUT BEE-DEVS" whenever I see them.

>>3521144
Walking the halls of school back in year 10-11, saw a bee and ducked. High pitched "Ah, bee!"
The guys never let it drop, the girls thought it was cute. For a gay guy.
They just wouldn't listen to me when I told them they were godless killing machines.
:_;

>>3521136
Nightly confessions threads weren`t nearly as bad as people made them to be, and to tell the truth, I somewhat enjoyed them. Better then the circlejerks we got over here.

>>3521112
Hah, yeah, no. Maybe I can pull off naming a street after something but, forget it, not worth it.

I'm a gay male who loves touhou to death

SHOCKING

>>3521085
Listen to some real emo, like Cap'n Jazz.

>>3521185
The entire point of it being a confession was that it's "bad" emo.

Reported

>>3521193
thank you for letting us know.

I've crossdressed in public, and people genuinely thought I was a girl. 2 people thought I looked good.

Until I spoke. Fucking manly voice.

>>3521205
You're welcome.

Loathe J-Music and enjoy classic rock and classic hip-hop.
I have only finished 2 visual novels. And one is KS. In before KSDEV.
I have super-metabolism, so while I eat like the average NEET, I don't look like one.
My parents are in their 60s. I'm in my 20s.

>>3521010
90's Gangsta rap is pretty decent actually. I don't listen to it regularly but I can appreciate it, especially if it's well produced.

seriously why is this still on page 1

>implying any rap is good
>using niggers with attitude as an example
Now I know /jp/ has officially gone off the deep end.
Just another extension of /b/

>>3521346
Because you bumped it.

>>3521347
>>implying
And you're one of the reasons.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L1qsIwoTRI

I have posted in this thread 12 times.

>>3521357
Fuck yeah. That song is awesome

>>3521347
>Judging people by their taste in music
And I thought /jp/ was a mature board
Just another extension of /b/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDBpQVhCMb8&fmt=18

I listen to this all day.

>>3521396
Very little difference between general and random.

Visual Novels bore me, I'm more of an anime person (inb4gb2/a/). I'm just here for the Touhou

Also I listen to gangsta rap too, but not as much as I listen to old school and underground stuff.

>>3521396
>Defending gangsta rap and the resident wiggers.
Dohohoho

Gangster rap is horrible, even my friends who listen to hiphop and all that crap say gangster rap sucks.

so...since /jp/ appearently does have people who listen to this kind of music, I feel compelled to ask... by rap standards is >>3521013 actually good?

I have a wai- oh wait you know that. Sometimes I can be pretty fucking g-nah you know that too.

I don't have anything /jp/ doesn't know about me.

Before I became a NEET for 2 years I used to be a sports otaku, however I never was a normalfag. I could punch myself for this time, because I used to browse fucking sports news sites all day instead of playing rpgs and eroge.
When this was over and I became a NEET, I instantly noticed that something was missing in my life, like my heart been completely empty, and in came the wonderful world of 2D again, I had almost forgotten about.

2D, my first and only love.

Before I became a hiki for 2 years I used to be a sports otaku, however I never was a normalfag. I could punch myself for this time, because I used to browse fucking sports news sites all day instead of playing rpgs and eroge.
When this was over and I became a total hikikomori, I instantly noticed that something was missing in my life, like my heart been completely empty, and in came the wonderful world of 2D again, I had almost forgotten about.

2D, my first and only love.

>>3521487
I don't see why you would hate yourself for it.

I am female.

>>3521396
>How dare you judge me based on criteria! You can't judge me based on things about me, you can't judge me at all!

mmkay.

>>3521469
It's because you're a very open Butt, Curry. Tight yourself.
>>3521502
Now that's a dirty lie and you know it.

>>3521508
I thought it was generally accepted that judging people based on their tastes is childish.

>>3521508
>Prejudice is awesome.

Right.

>>3521521
Have you ever heard the adage "You can tell a lot about someone by looking at the shoes they wear"?

Yeah, same principle.

>>3521539
I've never agreed with that adage.

>>3521539
That's retarded.

>>3521539
Mostly you can tell how much money they have. Mine, for example, have holes in them.

>>3521588

white people wear shoes until the soles fall off

>>3521010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzdmXC5f_J8

I listen to rap on a normal basis. I blame my nigger childhood.

>>3521616
>I listen to rap on a normal basis.
>listen to rap
>normal basis
>normal

Listening to rap isn't normal. But on Meth it is.

Here's me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In0bn2c0Q6s

I'm an Ethiopian immigrant.

I seriously doubt there are any other Africans on /jp/. Plain black folk are rare enough here.

Ethiopian colors in picture related.

>>3521664
Actually in that nationality thread there were like 2 Africans which I thought was funny.

>>3521664

Did you know that /k/ is planning to take over your country?

>>3521664
Good work against Italy. Yeah, that's pretty much all I know about your country other than the whole Africa-wide "starvation and AIDS" thing

>>3521680
Before or after they shoot their leg off when actually wielding a gun?

>>3521686

Probably after their daddy beats them for playing with his guns.

>>3521680
I thought that was Somalia? I mean Ethiopia actually has a somewhat functional government. And one of the bigger militaries in Africa.

>>3521682
You have most of your bases covered, but Ethiopia has done some cool stuff back in the day, like existing as a country in Sub-Saharan Africa before white folk showed up, something disappointingly rare there.

>>3521246
Solution: Get into an accident where you're rendered mute.

>>3521588
I'm fucking poor as hell and even I have the decency to buy a pair of shoes.

Haile Selassie was a cool dude.

>>3521733
We had better kings. Never understood why Rastafarians chose to deify him.

I thought the title of that album was 'Shit out a champion'

I was a huge trancecracker until I downloaded the Lossy Music Collection.

ITT: Normalfags who don't understand the geopolitical position of high strategic importance for imperial interests of countries like Somalia and Ethopia which brings us right to the conclusion why those nations have so many problems there.

GB2/b/ you bunch of ignorant and illiterate retards

>>3521800
Post rap.

>>3521800

The worst thing that ever happened to Africa was the "everyone living in Africa is starving in huts" meme. You try to tell people that Africa needs textbooks or schools or whatnot and they'll tell you that "they need food first".

And of course they'll keep sending food and money, most of which will be appropriated by local warlords.

>>3521811
Sending food is bad to begin with because it will destroy their local economies. But that's the plan of the western world, to make them dependent and to hold them down for as long as possible. Not that every region in Africa would be able to gain momentum, but some would like history is showing

A girl tried to kiss me once.
I ran the fuck away

Hey I do! Kinda, it's in Finnish though.

>>3521010
No, I fucking love rap & hip-hop. I also have a job and I shower daily.

>>3521871

So you're a what? Weeaboogger? or a wiggerboo?

>Am I the only shut-in 2D loving VN addicted nerd here who browses /jp/ while listening to gangsta rap?

Me too except I don't like VNs at all. It's good music if you hate society.

Can you spot the weekend friends from /v/ and/or /a/?

I don't exactly listen to gangsta rap but I listen to more of Jazz-hiphop. Like, Nujabes, Shin-Ski, Nomak and DJ Okawari.
But I also listen to old school hiphop like Nice & Smooth and Pete Rock & C. L. Smooth.

>>3521888

I'm looking at one right now.

>>3521962

It's those guys from /v/ who "only come here for Touhou", right?!

Everyone of my friends thinks I'm a playboy, but the truth is when it comes down to girls I'm just totally shy. I fucked only 3 girls in my whole live and even they thought I would be a playboy and they would be just one of many.
I don't get it, what the hell is wrong here?

Things you might not expect, huh...
>>>/rs/I_have_3_other_trips_on_this_board (although I no longer use one of them)
>>>/rs/One_of_my_other_trips_is_a_well_known_tripfag
>>>/rs/I_am_not_athens,_arcueid_or_ZUN!bar

>>3522175
>>>/rs/We_don't_care
>>>/rs/You_are_a_faggot

>>3522187
>declaring that I am a faggot in red
I...never...knew...WHY ;_;

I don't know what people here wouldn't expect of me.

>>3522219
I would be surprised if you weren't a faggot.

>>3522103
If you've fucked 3 girls, you ARE a playboy compared to the majority of /jp/.

>>3522228
I go for anything that moves, so you better watch yourself or you're in for a surprise!

>>3522239
Shut up Meg

Well, my story is probably unexpected, but it sounds more like /r9k/ material. Oh well, if you don't like it, just post a fascinating.jpg.
I've been a shut-in for the last few years, failing at university because I wasn't interested, heart feeling empty, boredom, all those feelings most of us probably already know. I've decided to fuck that shit and become someone. Not a millionaire, mind you, just something I could bear seeing in the mirror.

So I decided to try a... I don't know how you could call that in English, it's a bit like universities, only easier theory wise, but a lot heavier on its applications: there are tons of stage, for example.

I've decided to become a teacher (and before you point my atrocious grammar, I'm not supposed to be able to speak English), which I thought was suicide. Just imagine your average /jp/ dweller talking in front of a class. Yeah.

I had my first "stage" this week. We were supposed to master the volume of our voice, be able to forget our fear when we are talking to a group, things like that. We started easily enough, and the group was small. We soon started to relax and before I knew it, I was already cracking jokes and making friends in the first half of the week.

Wednesday, our teachers announced we would be "tested" on the results of the stage: we would have to make a show and present it in front of the school (~300 people) on friday. Needless to say, we were as terrified as unprepared.

>>3522371
We soon settled on spreading in little groups, since we didn't have enough time. I found myself in a group with two of my newly-made friends (who would both be singing) and a shy girl who would tell a tale about a hare, a lion and baboons. We all made our best, but the girl was just unable to speak in front of us 3... and I, of all people, decided to go and help her, telling her what was wrong and how to correct it (I know absolutely nothing about theatre, mind you), made her laugh to make her forget her stress, and long story short, two hours later, that girl who could barely say a word in front of us 3 made a hilarious impression of a baboon in front of the whole class on thursday evening.

Friday comes, we repeat the whole show for the first time and finish it 30 minutes before we start. I somehow made a good impression on the class, and it was decided I would do the opening, my sketch and 3 other things which were still undecided.

The public sits down, the class is nearly crying, we are all sure we will forget our texts since it all happened so quickly... I went on the stage to SING in front of 300 PEOPLE, plus all my teachers... And I did it. Ok, they were aware of the shit we were in when we made the show, and they were probably more supportive then amazed because I'm a terrible singer, but I did it.

After that, every single one of us aced their song/tale/whatever, NO ONE forgot even a line (there were a few hesitations, granted, but no one forgot their lines), the shy girl made the audience roar with laughter, I fucking improvised two of the three little skits I had to make to introduce some of the singers, and soon it was my turn.

>>3522372
>>3522371
Is this about rap or what.

>>3522372
Well, believe it or not, I earned not one standing ovation, not two, but three! I was the most successful of the lot. I felt like a king, and I still do. We finished the whole thing, went for a drink in a classroom nearby, and something like twenty people I didn't know came to congratulate me. A cute girl even told me I was so funny I made her cry, and I could see she wasn't joking thanks to her ruined eyeliner.

tl;dr: Two months ago, I was scared of talking to a vendor. Now, I've made a few friends, have a good relationship with nearly everyone in my class and I'm even considering seeing that shy girl again. If someone as plain as me can do it, you can do it too, /jp/.

>>3522371
>>3522372
>>3522374
Very cool story, bro.

Shit thread, but I'll chime in anyway because that's the kind of person I am!

This year, I released an album that is a minor hit amongst independent music fans. It has been reviewed on websites and I see threads about it on /mu/ that aren't made by me. I am still very poor and very lonely though, and I am terrified of playing live, so the success of my art will never actually manifest itself into tangible rewards.

>>3522850
Link to album?

>>3522371
Try imitating less that Onizuka fella and come up with some some more innovative story

I hate these kinds of threads but let's give in for once.
I am a millionaire living in a castle. I have lots of expensive cars that just stand there in my garden, including a rolls royce that's rusting.
I own a ferrari but I prefer an old late 80s mustang. I plan on becoming a billionaire.
All of this comes from daddy's money but that's hardly unexpected.

>>3522175
Hai Jones.

I am a normal person when I'm going out of my room.

I have a gf, I am working and I'm living in my own house

I was a NEET/hikki from the age of 15 to 20

>>3522999

I'm a normalfag that runs Cross Country.

I'm successful in the sales business, where you need to interact with all types of people.

>>3524356
You're not normal