/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35186261
Fuck no now go back to the forge and make me keening and sunder you stupid whore

>>35186320
shame on you

>>35186261
The forgotten umbrella is forgotten again on her own day. It makes sense in a sad way.

>>35186261
That's not the only umbrella I forgot today.

>>35186261
It's her fate to be forgotten

>>35186261
I did not forget about you Kogasa-chan!

I cum on my umbrella in memory of you kogasa-chan

An unforgettable lap pillow from Kogasa!

>>35206705
Keep crying dumbass umbrella you’ll never find love

Don't be upset Kogasa ! I love you ~
I wonder if she will get to interact with Tenkyu in canon, the now ownerless item and the god of ownerless...

I would never bully Kogasa! I’d love her sweetly and tenderly!

more kogasa bullying

Kogasa has had enough! She's going to get back at you for all the bullying!

What a nice thread you now remember the doujin of kogasa getting an abortion so she could still live in a home again

>>35250871
I don't, name?

>>35250926
The rapping impregnating and popping of kogasa-Chan’s cherry book

>>35250871
Fortunately, I haven't read that doujin.
On an unrelated note, here's a picture of Kogasa confessing her love to you.

>>35186261
Sorry Kogasa

>>35186261
>Apologise to her right now.
I will never apologize to this dumbrella.

What's the easiest way to make Kogasa cry?

>>35251024
I've been wondering, if i had children with Kogasa, would they be umbrellas too?

>>35256331

>>35261289
>十月一日後
She had four children in ten months?
Her children are creepy and horrifying monstrosities, by the way. They should be incinerated and Kogasa should be neutered so this doesn't happen again.

>>35261496
Very rude, don't talk about our kids like that. They are all beautiful and Kogasa is going to make plenty more.
>>35256331
Kogasa says that umbrellas get their human bodies when they reach adulthood.

What’s sex with kogasa like?

>>35261289
I was going to joke about turning Kogasa into a single mother, but i couldn't bring myself to do it. The thought of forming a family with her makes me feel too many feelings...

>>35264281
There's only one way to find out.

>>35256331
They will be eggplants

>>35264281
It would be surprising

>>35264804
I forgot the picture

pinning kogasa down and punching her till she cries!

>>35264281
Kogasa clinging to you with tooth and nail as you give her another baby!

>>35186320
get out of here filthy n'wah

>>35267469
Literally the best thing I’d want her to do to me

>>35267469
I assume that's on top of the leg-locking. Kogasa wants to make it impossible for you to finish outside.

This dumb looking yokai won't leave me alone!

>>35277566
She just wants you to be her life long mate anon!

>>35277754
But she's a monster! What would i tell my family?

>>35280002
Tell them they finally have hope of seeing some grandchildren

She's is just so cute

>>35280002
I'm sure you'd be fine. My family would probably begin to view me as a gigachad for snaring an otherworldly beauty. Hell, my mom might even make an exception to the "no foreigners" rule.

>>35280978
Would they be humans, umbrellas or a horrific cross in between?

>>35287056
Humans that manifest umbrellas when their puberty starts.

>>35287663
Woah I want to have kids with her now too...

>>35285166
Yes she is

>>35287663
That's a pretty useful ability.

>>35287663
I want to inappropriately touch those mini Kogasas.

>>35287663
Let's fucking go then

>>35287744
>>35290746
Would Kogasa chan make a good wife and mommy?

>>35208187
Quid? Dīc iterum

>>35295416
Yes

>>35295421
Yuuka is a kind older sister to Kogasa.

>>35297835
Indeed

How much to commission a blade from her?

Unfaithful whore

>>35301434
Take the shrine maiden discount: attack Kogasa with the sword. No one will miss a forgotten umbrella anyways.

That Kogasa story writer won't return, will he?

>>35306853
Never ever...

>>35306719
I'll miss her! Kogasa should file a claim and demand compensation from Reimu!

>>35301434
An engagement ring and at least three children.

>>35306719
People would miss a good blacksmith, though.

>>35307235
Sounds like a good deal, though my taste gravitates more towards European swords. Wouldn't she charge more for an unfamiliar design?

>>35306719
Reimu might not take kindly to you muscling in on her racket

>>35311780
I would commission a sword and a shield so I could protect Kogasa from the evil shrine maiden.

>>35306853
>>35306947
Those stories were fun.

>>35311992
What stories? Anyone got links?

>>35313104
There was a thread based on that one Kogasa copypasta, that someone decided to write an alternate happy ending to. From there, several people just wrote a ton of cute Kogasa stories, where she dates (you) and interacts with other characters.

It was a fantastic thread, and a wonderful time.

>>35316202
Can i get a link to that thread?

>>35306853
>>35306947
What's stopping you from writing yourself?

>>35316354
Not him but here, maybe it will inspire someone.
>>/jp/thread/S34013806

>>35316777
Thanks. Why do cool things like that always happen when I take a break from the internet?

>>35306853
He got married to Kogasa for real and is too busy with his umbrella wife now

>>35316777
For some reason I was rooting for the anon of the first story. I mean, Kogasa took his dignity - he took her life (or rather, she took her own), that was only natural.
Kind of hoped he'd become a vengeful spirit of sorts at the end, filled with naught, but burning hatred for youkai and the Hakurei miko.

Rape the brella then take responsibility

>>35316202
I wrote the original copypasta and saw that someone had made a continuation to the story. Felt guilty I wrote something twisted about my favorite 2hu and decided to try and somehow spin a happy ending out of all the suffering.

>>35316777
For me, the best team-up was Kogasa and Kanako

>>35316777
ah i love happy endings

>>35186261
Sorry for forgetting national umbrella day, whenever that is.

>>35325454
Good, now make it up to her! Start acting surprised when she surprises you!

Why is Kogasa such a target for bullying?

>>35339807
Cutegasa is for hugs and headpats only.

>>35339807
>>35307371
Why does an umbrella needs boobs?

>>35346971
>Why does an umbrella needs boobs?
To feed me and Kogasa's half human, half youkai, half umbrella freaks.

>>35339807
She is too cute for her own good, but I would sacrifice myself so she could escape the bullies.

>>35339807
Something about her being extremely cute, yet useless. I imagine that the reason why people like Kogasa bullying is because it satisfies the same sadistic tendencies as Yukkuri Abyuse.

she sure got me this time!

This umbrella seems pretty dumb. I wonder how easy it would be to fool her into going on a date with me.

>>35356893
She seems to be the type of girl who falls in love very easily, just be kind and friendly to her for a week or so and then ask her out.

No bully

>>35367391
A little bit of bully?

>>35359415
Yeah she does seem pretty easy to please. I wonder how clingy she would be

Realistically if (you) were plopped down in gensokyo and had to survive for 1 week kogasa would probably be the only yokai that wouldn’t harm or mess with you in any way that could be bad since all she does is try to suprise people so she could really be your only ally. youre not going to interact with the humans in the human village come on now you don’t like real interaction

>>35370510
If you got kogasa to like you, could she even protect you from other youkai
Or would she be too weak

>>35371234
She can protect you against fairies anything else will probably be too much for her

>>35370510
>>35371234
>>35371473
You could ask Kogasa to escort you to the Shrine Maiden, easy! Though really, unless there was something special about you why would any youkai in particular try hunting you down?

>>35370510
Well, most of them wouldn't mess with you anyway since you've got nothing to offer (aside from Rumia). That said, Kogasa probably would be one of the few that you could befriend. Although my initial plan of action would be to try and bribe Suika with homebrew mead.

>>35311804
this wouldnt happen, nobody has enough strength to onehand zwei after grabbing it at firelink and just having progressed to darkroot garden

>>35352092
shes a blacksmith, the opposite of useless

>>35371473
Well, she's a stage 2 boss in UFO so she might be able to take on more than just some fairies.

>>35370510
I would try to get Kogasa to accept me as her student on how to live in Gensokyo or something as generic. As payment I would help her with smithing and cleaning or whatever.
I'm sure she would accept after enough pestering and insisting but I would still fuck it up somehow and she would hate me.
Maybe Rumia or Remilia can have me for dinner after that I don't care

>>35370510
I would personally try and convince Aya that it would be totally great for her newspaper if she could watch over me on the sidelines in various parts of gensokyo and make articles about "Strange person spotted interacting in X location"
Though I don't know what she would do if she felt I outlived my usefulness, so maybe Kogasa would be a better choice as she probably won't see me as useless.

>>35380156
That's boring

Instead ask Kogasa to make you her student on scaring people!

>>35380915
Have fun learning nothing.

>>35380957
Actually it would indeed be a lot of fun!

>>35380915
The comfiest life would be to work as a blacksmith with her.

>>35380957
You do realize it's not about actually learning stuff?

Sexually harassing the umbrella

>>35385873
How does one sexually harass an umbrella?

>>35380957
Does this look like someone who doesn't know hat's she's doing?

>>35391914
What's this from?

You're walking down the street and see pic related. What do you do?

>>35396952
Second half of Touhou - Boufuu Keihou 24 ji

>>35381169
Since she's a youkai wouldn't anything forged by her automatically have some latent magic properties?

>>35398526
Obviously carry her and her umbrella home. What else is there to do for a youkai who's so distraught?

>>35407946
Maybe? I would rather believe that she unknowingly is making the items into sentient tsukumogamis that want to be useful to their owners so they are "magically enhanced" in that way.
I don't think Kogasa would have the patience or intelligence for real magic anyway

>>35412985
>I don't think Kogasa would have the patience or intelligence for real magic anyway
Probably not, but since youkai are magical creatures it's probably not too far fetched to say that whatever they make will have some magic in it however little.
>>35410181
Would she need medical assistance or an umbrella repair service?

>>35413114
I imagine that damage to one half of her would be mirrored in the other, and you're more likely to have bandages on hand than traditional umbrella repair tools.

>>35413446
But if damage on one half is mirrored in the other, wouldn't healing also be like that?

>>35413501
That's what I meant, either would work just fine, but you probably have better access to something that can treat her fleshy half. Giving her both however would be best for speed of recovery,

>>35413642
My bad, I misread the second part.

Kogasa is my meido, dudes

>>35367425
I wish that was me

>>35370304
Very

>>35426505
I don’t want kogasa around anymore she’s being too creepy!

>>35430940
You don't have a choice

>>35426505
I'm surprised!

>>35426505
Imagine going to bed alone, and when you wake up you find Kogasa sleeping beside you.

>>35434903
I would probably touch and pat her a bit, just to make sure I'm not dreaming this up. Only to slip out of bed and pretend I didn't see anything, since she'll probably want to surprise me.

>>35435373
Surprise!!!

>>35435373
She'll be surprised when she wakes up and doesn't see you there. She'll probably start crying, thinking you ran away when you saw her.

>>35441613
That is when you walk back in and pretend to be surprised while holding breakfast for two people.
Food of both kind will surely help her stop crying.

Beating kogasa till she understands she’s not wanted!

>>35443475
Beating off to kogasa till my dick stops working

>>35443475
Beating Kogasa's butt until she realizes it's too big!

>>35443475
Beating kogasa in a feet-tickling contest until she suffers an "accident" and runs out of the room embarrassed!

surprise

>>35444923
Get the fuck out

>>35444923
Don't just stand there, come in.

>>35444923
She's so small. Manhandling her must feel so good.

The color draining from Kogasa's face when she realizes that she is going to have to get completely naked in front of you and you'll see every inch of her body! Kogasa fidgeting and her heart going dokidokidoki in anticipation of the vagina-melting embarrassment she will soon face! Kogasa's nipples getting hard enough to carve stone!

Anyone got that Zun style china dress Kogasa pic?

>>35449877
Closest I've got, but the style isn't Zun's

>>35449877
This one right?

>>35455924
Would tie up and beat up and then fuck

Why are their so many angry people in this thread, did they get spooked by this umbrella?

>>35456039
Rude, you better watch out the next time you try to take a bath.

>>35455924
yes that's the one

>>35250871
I was going to say I didn't remember but I did right as I scrolled past your post.
Forced to do it with a broken, wooden umbrella no less.

>>35456103
Honestly, you have to be a special kind of dork to be surprised by this pitiful girl.

>>35460099
Sometimes Kogasa's surprises work. She's not completely useless.

How would kogasa react if you touch her umbrella?

>>35472495
If you hold the handle she would be happy. If you grab the stretcher she might call you a perv

>>35472609
What if I close it with both of us inside?

>>35470845
You're just saying that to make her feel better.

>>35472907
This happens>>35287744

Poor umbrella.

I want to see more of blacksmith Kogasa.

>>35264796
What is she saying here?

>>35473195
Nope, it may be a 1 in a million chance, but she isn't so useless as to not get that one in a million chance.

>>35485967
Getting surprised by Kogasa on a bad day! Trying to comfort her after realizing you went too far!

>>35485967
Would beat up

You are a human from the human village. One day you come out for a walk in broad daylight. After a while, you start hearing another set of footsteps, just out of sync with yours. It's probably just a fairy, but to be safe you turn around and head back towards home, but the footsteps get closer and louder, and you start running through the list of youkai you know how to deal with in your head. Unfortunately, you run through that list pretty quickly, and you start thinking about the ones you can't handle.

Just as you're getting to some of the really mean ones, Kogasa drops down in front of you, hanging by her knees from a tree-branch. You were so absorbed in thought that you reflexively jump back, and before you can recover yourself, her huge umbrella-tongue gives your face a nice long lick. She giggles, says "Thanks for the meal, mister!", and floats away into the sky, leaving you weak and drained, barely able to get back to your warm house.

You're bedridden for a few days, but the worst part is when you recover and have to face your friends. "So, what's the story?" asks a man who lost his left arm to Rumia. "Yeah, tell us" says the young boy who courageously rescued his two brothers from Yukari. There's a hush in the bar, and everyone's listening.

You try to obscure the details, saying you didn't really get a good look at the creature, but nobody's buying it. "You say it was a young girl?" they say. "Well, what did she look like? What's this about a long tongue?" The schoolteacher gives you a knowing smirk, and you have to admit that Kogasa surprised you.

The crowd erupts in laughter. Young children who have to be warned about fairies jeer at you. The man who once tripped over Youmu's phantom half sighs in relief: there will be a new butt of jokes in the village.

You're slowly becoming bitter. You develop a grudge against that umbrella youkai for making your life miserable. As the mockery worsens with each passing day, your rage gradually builds until it reaches its peak.

You're out for a walk in broad daylight, again. Again, you hear a set of footsteps trailing behind you and a faint giggle from a familiar, yet aggravating voice. You grit your teeth, clenching your fists as you take the same exact route back home.

Unsurprisingly, Kogasa repeats the same exact tactic she used to scare you the first time. Her legs hooked around the branch of a tree, she swings down and lets out a shriek. "Bero bero baa!!" However, in response you just remain standing there, glaring at her.

Recognizing that her plan had failed, Kogasa slowly grew nervous as she remained dangling from the tree, unsure of what to do. However, in the next instant she laid crumpled on the ground, dazed and confused as to what had just transpired. Her cheek bore a deep red mark, likely going to bruise. Feeling your presence looming over her, Kogasa brought her gaze upwards. Her vision was obscured by the tears welling up in her eyes as the pain began to register in her brain.

Before the umbrella youkai had the the opportunity to fully grasp the situation, you brought your fist down against her face again. Your right hook made contact with her left temple, sending shock-waves through her cranium as she let out another scream in pain.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry, mister..! P-Please stop!"

Kogasa tucked her head, guarding and obscuring her bruised, crying face behind her arms. She remained sitting there in front of you, quivering and shaking in terror. Minutes pass as you both remained fixed in your positions, the night air growing stagnant as the tension slowly subsided. Assuming she was safe, she lowered her guard and raised her head to take another glance at her assailant. But she lets out another shriek as you grab a clump of her hair, tugging her head upwards as you kneel down and glare directly at her heterochromatic eyes. Her face was streaked with tears, battered and bruised. She was unable to return your gaze, her eyes shut tight out of pure fear.

"Kogasa. That's what they call you, right?"

She nodded weakly in response. Her eyes remained shut tight. She bit her lower lip, balling her hands up into fists against the dirt floor. She expected more physical abuse, more pain, more torment. Yet, it never came. Instead, she was met with something else.

"Kogasa, over the past few days, I've heard stories about you. About who you are, and how you were born. And now I remember."

She was unsure as to what you were getting at, yet she remained sitting there and continued to listen.

"I wasn't originally from here. I came from a distant land, where the cherry blossoms bloomed in the Spring like in Hakugyokurou. I came from a poor family. Everything I owned was, more often than not, secondhand. And I remember for my seventh birthday I was given a hand-me-down, tattered umbrella. It was dingy. It had an ugly shade of purple. The other kids would laugh at me for bringing it to school on rainy days. It was always such a hindrance."

Tears welled up in Kogasa's eyes.

"Kogasa, did you ever wonder why you were born? Wondered what's the point of your existence? Wondered why you're even alive? Do you understand why I threw you away? Do you understand how much of a failure you are? You must have been aware of that fact in the deep recesses of your mind, yet you never wanted to acknowledge it."

Kogasa was sobbing.

"Quit lying to yourself. Quit trying to give your life any meaning when you're aware there is none. You're aware surprising me was just a fluke. You're aware you can't really scare anyone. And did you think you could compensate for your inherent uselessness by leading the life of a youkai?"

Kogasa's audible sniveling and whimpers continued to fill the air. She held up her hands against her face, cradling it as tears poured down into her palms. You learned forward, whispering into her ear.

"Your entire life is a failure and no one ever wanted you. So, isn't it better if you just killed yourself?"

In that instant, you were unable to see the expression on her face but you could easily imagine the overwhelming despair and sorrow her visage held. Standing up, you look down to see the defeated, lifeless figure of what was once Kogasa Tatara. Her arms dangled by her sides. Her eyes were vacant, pointed downwards and looking at nothing in particular. She looked pathetic. Looking to the side, you notice Kogasa's umbrella counterpart resting at the base of the tree. Grabbing it, you toss it in front of her before turning around and resuming your trip back home. With her disappearing out of sight, the tranquil silence of the forest was the only ambiance reaching your ears. Yet suddenly, from a distance behind, you could have sworn to have heard the sound of something snapping.

Please be nice.

Do you think she can tell if you fake surprise?
Not that she would ever fail to surprise someone, but you know... theoretically?

>>35533077
She fucking sucks what a useless umbrella she outta get bred

>>35533077
She'd feel too proud and arrogant to even check if it was genuine I believe

An ambush is not the only way Kogasa could surprise you, a clever disguise could work too!

>>35548099
She should dye her hair, it's too obvious otherwise.

>>35548099
Why are you posting the sham newspaper journo in a thread for the brolly loli.

>>35550794
I wouldn't call Kogasa a loli, she is a teenager at the youngest in human terms.

>>35548099
To be honest reporters are much scarier than umbrellas.

>>35548099
Oh, hi Aya

>>35548099
Imagine if Kogasa was better at selling newspapers than Aya

>>35558771
I think that'd be easy, since she's just so much cuter.

Komanest drew Kogasa!
I hope he draws a doujin of her!

Look at this little umbrella having fun

Oh no, it appears that she slipped and fell

>>35548099
that's not a surprise, that's confusion fuel.

>>35567697
confusion is part of being surprised.

Forgotten just as she should be

>>35186261
Sorry kogasa! *Hugs*

>>35398526
Take care of her. I will give her the recognition she deserves.

eight thirty mixed here in this scene lying eaten crawling into itself, discovered the decaying corpse of an unidentified girl. autopsy determines that it is an individual that ranges between the ages of 8-12. coroner's report same into the finely detailed remains determines a sudden intake of an unknown substance that spreads out in many directions but cause of death is otherwise undetermined and ambiguous. sudden wheels of the determinate size collapsed for the certain degrees of itself. taken in for questioning because of the certain time of the day within the confinement of the country road situated next to Mesa, Arizona. authorities deemed it unnecessary to investigate the matter any further and into the depth of the field laid into the same size of itself. mega onto the same stone for which it is with the same road here.

She's trying a new look out!

>>35582874
Woah neon! The most fashionable in Gensokyo!

>>35582874
Kogasa has become a gamer...

>>35582874
Chimata is a terrible influence on today's youth.

i hate kogasa so much

>>35586116
Yeah, how dare she not be real?
I can only do so much with a regular umbrella, I need a Kogasa wife to keep me dry in the rain and warm in the bed.
I hate it so much that she isn't with me right now.

>>35586174
Anon, what are you doing to that regular umbrella?

>>35587870
What we do between a consenting adult and an umbrella does not concern you.

umbrella lives matter!

>>35588496
I just wanted some tips on how to spice up my life with an umbrella.

>>35589248
I'm sorry to say there is only so much you can do with an umbrella that doesn't have her body yet.

>>35588937
Kogasa is trying to blame others for being thrown away, instead of accepting the fact that she is practically worthless.
The only thing she's good for is being a toy for Gensokyo's bullies.

>>35589422
Kogasa is not worthless, raincoats are worthless.

Kogasa should try it out!

Is this real?

>>35589860
What’s she saying

>>35590233
"Stop it~<br />Don't make me wear a raincoat~!!"

Kogasa is trying out a more modern design in order to compete with the raincoat

>>35592905
she sold me

>>35589422
Umbrella bullying is not ok!
This shrine maiden has since better adapted to Gensokyo and now knows that there is more to being an incident solver than reckless youkai extermination

>>35589860
Just post actual guro already

>>35186261
*cock hardens*

>>35592905
Kogasa cunny!
I want to bully Kogasa by pulling out just when she's about to orgasm!

>>35600619
She'll leg lock you

>>35604800
Unless she wants a baby, that's not a very good idea.

>>35604930
Going bareback is not a very good idea unless you want children. If anon's wearing a condom a leg lock won't make a difference. If not - he deserves a cute babytrap.

>>35599334
I love Kogasa's cute feet! I want to tease her about them being smelly and make her embarrrassed!

Speaking of embarrassment, imagine running into a naked Kogasa! She would be mortified! And unfortunately for her, she only has 2 arms but 3 secret spots she would desperately want to cover -- her cute fuzzy vagina, her precious bumpy dark brown nipples, and her slappable butt!

She would probably cover her front and leave her poor butt naked, but it's cute to imagine the other possibilities! Imagine Kogasa being so embarrassed of her butt that she uses both hands to obscure it, giving you full view of her now-tingly vagina and her rapidly-enlarging nipples!

I love embarrassing Kogasa!

>>35607308
Also want to post cute Kogasafeets!

>>35605087
But Kogasa doesn't let anon use a condom, he has no choice but to do it bareback.

Forgotten yet again as it always will be for the umbrella that was left to rot

>>35607337

>>35607308
Offering to expose yourself to her in exchange that she puts her arms down and lets you see all of her!
Her embarrassment growing as your ever hardening penis makes her pussy react accordingly!

>>35609747
Kogasa slowly moving her hand away from her crotch as if it weighed 10 tons! Kogasa revealing a cute vagina so wet it looks like it came straight from the shower! Kogasa's pubes glistening and being matted down from all of her sticky girlgoo!

Kogasa moving her other hand off of her chest, revealing her nipples, which are a dark brown and very enlarged at the moment! Resisting the urge to pinch her cute nipples!

Kogasa also doing a cute twirl to let you see her butt! Kogasa's butt being reddish, almost as if it were somehow blushing!

>>35610036
Kogasa should have pink nipples.

>>35610192
She is Japanese, and they have brown nipples!

And there's nothing wrong with that! Brown nipples are cute!

>>35610277
I agree they are, but Kogasa should have bright pink nipples. They would fit her better I think.
I could however entertain the idea of heterochromatic nipples.

>>35609580
How much does this one cost?

>>35582005
what did he mean by this

>>35582005
Have you been staring into Reisen's eyes for too long?

>>35604930
If she gets pregnant, you're hers forever

>>35624326
I'm fine with this

>>35620239
Why is she missing her limbs in the pic?

>>35634869
Notice the broken umbrella on the left corner.

>>35634922
Why would breaking her umbrella sever her limbs. I get that the umbrella is a part of her, but wouldn't breaking it hurt her in other ways?

>>35610277
Japs have pink nipples though, not brown

>>35635484
Brown or pink it doesn’t matter at the end of the day she’s getting raped for being useless

>>35635446
I dunno. Maybe it's like this anon >>35413446 said.
>wouldn't breaking it hurt her in other ways?
What other ways do you have in mind?

>>35640809
I imagined random damage since mapping an umbrella to a humanoid body is not trivial. Also it may just cause her severe pain without any visible damage and breaking the umbrella might cause her to just disintegrate. Although this really depends on which part do you consider to be the real Kogasa - the umbrella, the girl or both in equal measure.

Bero~bero ba!

>>35648338
Delet this, shit's scary

french kissing kogasa

>>35654602
Her tongue is weird.

>>35650326
no, delet her clothes instead

>>35654839
her tongue is cute!

>>35504758

>>35661583
Is this from a doujin? I can't find the sauce.

Boobgasa or Flatgasa, which is it?

>>35663584
Boobgasa so she gets embarrassed when you surprise her and grope then!

>>35663584
Flatgasa is best!

>>35663584
Small but not completely flat.

>>35663584
i never saw pair of breasts before...

>>35295416
Yes. She works a side job as a babysitter.

>>35663584
boobgasa is best, for it is an expression of how fertile she is

>>35445570
I said come in, don't stand there.

>>35664238
But if she were flat, she'd be insecure about it, so she'd be very surprised when you grope her and she realizes you're attracted to her small chest.

>>35664748
Get out of here.

>>35663584
It's hard to choose!
Flatgasa wins by a hair.

Kogasa is cute whether her tits are big or small

>>35663584
Boobgasa is the better mother.

>>35666281
Yes.

I had a dream where Kogasa was cowering in the corner in the middle of a death battle royale game where other random unrelated 2hu people were shooting, maiming, and mutilating each other. What could it mean?!

>>35670254
It means mario won

If we interpret this >>35664534 as a vote for Flatgasa, the final score is:

Boobgasa: 3
Flatgasa: 4

otherwise it's a 3v3 tie.

Moral of the story - boobs or not, Kogasa will always be Cutegasa.

>>35673634
Good. I'm scared of breasts and this thread is already spooky enough as it is.

>>35664558
Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...


HERE! BOING!


AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!


I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!


S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

Kogasa with a frilly umbrella or not?

Everyday I grow slightly more insane knowing that I’ll never be able to meet kogasa and hug her

>>35679306
channel your craving for umbrella girls into financial productivity
then you can afford the most premium VR shit as it comes out as well as commission the most lifelike Kogasa models possible with that technology
You can later swap that out for an android wife that looks like her as technology marches on

>>35679306
Just hold her in your heart anon. She's already very important to you, and your devotion to her is probably on par if not greater than most Christians would have in Christ.

Let the happiness she brings you fester into some wonderful. Be proud of it. And realize you've found something most people in life will never feel or experience.

>>35677878
Both is good

Kogasa poses with Kyouko

>>35682451
Who are they fighting?

>>35684877
>No, miss Sanae told us it these poses were something that super strong warriors do. It's something called "soo-pa sen-tie".

>>35685867
Mind if I join then?

Kogasa you can’t die yet...

>>35692452
She's just feeling a bit sleepy...

I had a dream I was scared by Kogasa, but then realized how cute she was and threw myself onto her, embracing her. Sadly at that point I realized the circumstances and realized I was dreaming and immediately woke up.

>>35186261
Great another mutant

>>35694093
Sir she was born this way i swear

>>35694083
Sounds like a dream you would wake up with a smile but also sad.

>>35685867
That is more of a Rider pose though.

>>35694083
Sounds both cute and tragic.

>>35694093
Sergeant Dornan, Sir! It appears she is not wearing her uniform!

>>35701873
>Sounds both cute and tragic.
Just like Kogasa.

>>35704134
Look, we have a strict no mutant left alive policy.

>>35709494
she's not a mutant, she's not human at all

>>35326475
>Start acting surprised when she surprises you!
but I always do that...

>>35708618
That's a cute couple

>>35708618
This is one of the happiest pictures I've ever seen. Thanks.

>>35708618
seeing your beloved Kogasa living happily ever after with her boyfriend while looking at them from afar and feeling completely torn up in the inside!

>>35712696
If she's happy, then there's nothing to be sad about

>>35712696
We are all faceless dark-haired boyfriend, in him lives a part of us all.

Boobgasa this and flatgasa that but where’s the assgasa?

Kogasa is not for lewd, she is for love.

>>35712696
>>35708618

>>35712696
Kill her boyfriend and make it look like an accident, then offer her all the emotional support she needs. She'll end up trusting and falling in love with you after helping her go through such a horrible event.

>>35717788
lewding is required to create more Kogasas: the ultimate display of love

>>35718299
How many are we talking about?

>>35721143
A bunch.

>>35722126
That's a lot

>>35717950

>>35725156

>>35725156
>>35725172
Surprise! She's just babysitting

>>35725239

>>35725239
Its not babysitting when its her own children

she saw you wearing the raincoat

>>35725239
Kogasa shouldn’t flirt with their father, it’s immoral

Frilly

>>35728334
Good. Hopefully now she'll realize that I never liked her. Stupid umbrella.

>>35732817
Hold on, now. If you don't like her at all, why are you in her thread?

It's that time again, to say goodbye.
Surely now Kogasa won't be forgotten even if she won't see you for a little while.

Well, goodnight Kogasa.

>>35736545
>>35736018
Putting Kogasa to sleep permanently!

>>35737495
What a surprise!

>>35737495
Kogasa will be great friends with Doremy

>>35737504
I'm scared

>>35736018
It was a chill thread little umbrella! See you next time ~